You forgot to mention that he also spent time with Goldstar families and there is an interview on Fox where he talks about being within inches of their faces. What a sociopath.
@@mariag.8242 Yeah, that was outrageous on top of outrageous -- especially since we now know he KNEW he had it BEFORE he met with them, and yet still blamed THEM for it on Hannity! Just such a scummy man, constantly disrespecting those who gave their lives in the service of our country, calling them "suckers" -- I don't get why supposedly he got half the military vote.
Trump passed Covid to Chris Cristie while preparing him for the debate in Cleveland. Where I live. Then Trump and his wife and entourage refused masks at the debate. Went back to DC and Trump, his wife, and Christie passed Covid in the Rose Garden at an introduction ceremony for Justice Barrett. He passed Covid to others too. And 71 million people said he was the greatest president of all time. Yeah....Right....GTFOH..
And the first case of Omicron was in a fully vaccinated individual. Do you not feel as though we are being played at this point? I'm vaccinated but good lord I am done at this point and the news won't shut the fuck up about it, so tired of this.
@ oh, I'm sorry, is the biggest and deadliest pandemic in a century wearing you out? Maybe you should send an open letter to Trump about his (and his acolytes) pucker up and move on strategy for dealing with covid. All the while the rest of us with a conscience, were trying NOT to get infected or accidentally infect others. News flash ALL OF US are so very sick and tired of covid, but unfortunately covid doesn't care and definely is not done with us yet.
@@kimc5814 Great post Kim! I've been saying exactly what you posted. I have followed every single COVID protocol since the beginning and I'm absolutely sick and tired of COVID but I'm also following the numbers, COVID isn't done with us. Hang in there and stay safe
D A two of the previous preisdents were republican and i concede that they both lied. Why would you exhibit such hostility towards me based on an assumed politcal affiliation?
How about when Biden said that he wasn't advised to keep a small military presence in Afghanistan and yet his three top military leaders all stated under oath to Congress that they did advise him to keep a small military presence? Or how about before he became president and called Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist and still won't even apologise. Self-confessed plagiarist Biden has a long history of lying and lacks the integrity to apologise when he's exposed.
I always found it to be a problem that they set testing rules for the debate and they just let it go during a pandemic. Couldn't the goddamn debate wait a minute for a test and the health of everyone in the room?
Well, if everybody had followed the rules -- and everybody did on the Democratic side -- it would have been an incredibly safe debate. (And it turned out to BE safe for everybody who followed the rules!) Remember, there was no actual audience -- the only audience were the candidates' own families and invited guests. Everyone was supposed to have had a negative COVID test right there when they arrived -- which Biden and his family and all the Democrats did. But Trump and his group conveniently "arrived too late" for the tests to be done -- because Trump KNEW HE WOULD TEST POSITIVE! Also, everyone agreed in advance that EVERYONE but the candidates themselves -- who were way more than 6 feet from anyone else (we know now droplets can spread farther, but they didn't think that then) and Mike Wallace, ditto -- would wear masks. And Biden's family/entourage DID do what they'd all agreed to, and KEPT MASKS ON THE ENTIRE TIME. Trump's family and guests, on the other hand, refused to wear masks EVEN THOUGH THEY'D AGREED IN ADVANCE TO DO SO. (Remember, rules don't apply to Trumps.) A doctor with the debate's host (a hospital) -- and this was on camera -- came over and offered them all masks -- and they refused to take them! The only people known to have come down with COVID after the debate were people in Trump's group.
Also: We will freak the F88K out if biden looks at his watch during a military ceremony, but cheer and applaud those who openly state they want to kill our democratic colleagues in congress
I never doubted for an instant that he was positive during the debate. He would never, ever, not under any circumstances divulge anything unless it was to his benefit, like being airlifted to a hospital at death's door. He and his administration *never* communicated with the public except to deflect, obfuscate, and lie.
I'd bet he was blustering so much because he was trying to get Biden infected. If not that, then knowing he was infected probably enraged him to act like even more of an asshole that night.
@@maxdoubt5219 .....Biden is doing a FANTASTIC Job ..Especially given the utterly rancid hand dealt to him by He Who Shall Be Shameless and his completely corrupted cronies in the once grand old Republican party
You missspelled T****. Also adding: FOX would totally be the ones who tried to weponize the zombies first and then denied the existence of the outbreak...
I always hoped someone like that would try to join my group once it happens...you gotta slaughter someone to get into rhythm for the upcoming ordeal and who better than the guy trying to mess it all up for everyone?? That'll be the one to catch my garden hoe, let me tell you ;) Before you ask: if a spear is the best all around handheld melee weapon, a garden hoe is the best thing available in my household to bash into soft skulls from a safe distance, i don't have a spear so...change my mind
@@jhonshephard921 I don’t know about soup. But I knew a man just like him. He would say, here’s what you do, you go the Lenny’s, you order the number 4 and ask for extra bread and then you have sandwiches all week. He was a very funny guy, but that actually wasn’t a joke. His impression of him is about the voice. I have never heard Joe Biden say Jack all the time either, but it seems right when he’s wearing sunglasses like Joe. I bet Bernie could go to his favorite deli and they would already know his favorite soup. Also, he’s old, so that’s just kind of an old man trope.
I do agree 100%that the reason why though it's 6 a.m. in Paris France I love to laugh thanks to S.Colbert so proud he gets a French last name and I love the Stay human of wonderful Jon Batiste music!
That is one of the things I miss the most about the pandemic shows. You can tell that she absolutely adores him and vice versa... it's silly, but I found that very soothing over the shutdown.
Let's not forget that his whole family sat UNMASKED the entire debate and refused masks when they were offered to them. And there's a good chance they were in close proximity to him before and after the debate. Double yuck 🤢
I know it's common joke format to satirise someone by framing them in an absurd way but this was less "can you imagine if the pope was an insta model" and more of an insidious way to paint Bernie just as phony and pandering as many of his colleagues. It also paints 18 to 29yo's as gullible children as you suggested.
@@jumantewashington8715 yes because we're asking for basic human rights and 20 something it's automatically laziness.i pay taxes I work 9 hrs a day 7 days a week and can barely afford rent for a 2 bedroom apartment in New York let alone utilities, health insurance,food cost and student loans (mind you I have student loan debt so I can get a decent job) I wake up at 6 a.m and sleep at midnight everyday. I thank God everyday that I have family that cares for me enough that they wouldn't just leave me out to get ate up by the wolves. But yes because I'm young and asking MY GOVERNMENT who's salaries I PAY for and living in GOVERNOR MANSIONS hat I also pay for to do something that actually benefits my young lazy ass
Imagine the utter audacity it takes to not swear cuz you are a “devout Christian”, but are still okay with supporting the amoral GOP’s downward spiral into hell.
Every Evangelical in the photo laying hands on Trump and "praying".🤮 Every Evangelical voting Republican.🤢 If any of them had actually read the New Testament, they would know that Jesus was the world's first progressive 🤷
Lol. I’m 30. A vet. Just want us to fit in with the rest of the world. With universal healthcare. I recently broke my collar bone. I don’t have the ability to pay for health insurance. So I ended up being charged like 1200 for x rays. And for them to tell me I broke it. And a sling. Just want some health coverage. That doesn’t cost me an arm and collar bone. That doesn’t take from my check every two weeks. Because it’s forced me to by 12 dollar chimichangas from Walmart to survive on every paycheck. While paying for my dumbass falling on a latter.
We as democratic voters have tried to get you vets decent, good benefits. Republicans vote against every bill that's put up to help Vets. I hope you vote Democrat. 🗳
"I knew all these things, so I wrote a book instead of telling people at the time, where maybe people could have use that information." This goes for all of these books that have just come out.
Thank you John! I'm so sick of everyone trying to backpedal on their part in the whole Trump administration. Just being coddled by GMA/CNN/MSNBC, because NOW they're making money off their insider's view on what we already knew. Thanks for letting us know you were there in person and unwilling to even passively stop/address/whistleblow on blatant democratic violations... here's your " 'atta BOY!!' ".
Colbert on fire, nation! Good to see the throwback to the pandemic setup briefly... and what a sustaining and uplifting force the show was during such a tough time. #colbertnation
I supported him up until he lost Michigan, then I supported Biden. Also he and Warren (who I supported before Bernie) kind of divided the progressive vote instead of letting Biden, Mayor Pete and Amy Kolbachar divide the moderate vote.
Honestly such a shame. I've seen Bernie interacting with the voters on the right, he really also connects very well there too. I think he's truly more of an independent, representing values that most good americans have. just unfortunately this twisted political landscape makes it only 2 party system...such a shame
@@maxwell4431Supporting a progressive President is fine, but what we really need is a progressive Congress. Otherwise Republicans and so called “moderate” Democrats make it impossible to make any significant change.
Using your logic then, you must all be Narcissists, because all you TDS programmed npcs ever do is blame Trump and his supporters for literally everything.
A whole anti-mask/anti-vax/reality-denying movement, all started because a TV show host didn't want to mess up his makeup. This truly is the dumbest timeline. He is the cartoonishly evil villain from every 80s & 90s movie.. 🍿
@@cmdraftbrn Did you know Sesame Street made a Donald Grump puppet who wanted to knock down Sesame Street to put up high rises? The neighborhood had to band together to stop him. I'm talking about an actual ep of Sesame street not a parody. You can probably find a clip on youtube.
3:34 It was so telegraphed but I still smirked and laughed when it came up! The writers have been on fire this week. Getting some audible laughs out of me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Good job!
Kamala Harris said that she believes all of the women who accused Biden of sexually inappropriate behaviour and yet still became his running mate. She sounds like a complete psychopath.
The problem w/the 24hr testing is that many flights don't accept rapid test results, but they're the ones that usually always come back that fast. The more accurate tests that are accepted for travelers can take a full day or two to come back at times...
Couldn't that be considered attempted murder? Manslaughter? Well, he DID say he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and get away with it...
Once they find out how profitable it is to turn on He Who Shall be Shameless, I'm sure were going to hear all kinds of stomach turning stories from his former cronies.
That would require it to be profitable. Right now it looks like it's profitable to be on his side. Especially if you want to get donations and sell merchandise. Why? Who knows.
The FBI have been out kicking down the doors of journalists looking for Ashley Biden's totally innocent diary. Why are the FBI looking for an 11 year old girl's diary? Maybe they believe that what was published is genuinely in the diary, which is a very disturbing thought.
@@dogpoofairy2517 I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want some creep to have stolen my daughter's diary. In another world, people would have thought of someone stealing someone else's property as a crime. Instead, we're living in a world that's become so tribal we can't see people doing something wrong. All we see is someone doing something to the people we dislike. What if the shoe were on the other foot? Do you think people would be throwing around accusations of a "totally innocent diary" if it were Eric Trump's diary? Or Tiffany's? Or Ivanka? Don't look at the world through a political lens, or you'll set yourself up for being taken advantage of.
As a soon to be 22 year old, I just told myself "I like Biden, he's ok." Then Stephen said who younger people prefer and I was already onboard. Sorry Joe. Bernie Sanders is my spirit animal. XD
7:39 As a set designer, you can not imagine how long I've waited to see someone use the door in Stephen's backdrop window wall!! it not only Works, it shuts with a satisfying "thunk" that doesn't make the set piece shake or rattle.
Trump is a disappointment in nearly the same way as a tragically overripe avocado, except the avocado has enough sense not to overstep its utter lack of value.
I'm really concerned by that youth poll about the potential for a second civil war within their lifetimes. Given how badly a collapsing environment and economy are going to shorten their life expectancy, I really don't think they have time for one.
Can you imagine a highly educated, physically fit young S.S. agent diving to take a bullet for Trump? Trump?! Gives a whole new meaning to their: "NOOOOOO!!!"
.... Uhh. Yeah, I can. You know, it was once a huge pride to know you were apart of something far larger than yourself. Taking a bullet for the president, any president, you would know you were potentially stopping a war and protecting millions of human lives. It's pretty disheartening to not only read this self-serving drivel, but that you seriously couldn't even consider that kind of philosophical way of life.
What makes you think they would ever do that? Sure they claim they will...who actually will when it happens? If they don't step in front of the bullets worst that will happen is they get fired. I suspect if actually tested in this way most would not take a bullet for any president. It's never actually been tested.
When the video starts buffering while Steven's "head of security" is on-screen, and your roommate walks in before hastily walking out again because he thinks he's interrupted something. 😳
" A strategy the CDC calls Melania "
Lmao XD
We all saw that punchline coming, though
@@tylerkochman1007 yeah 🤣
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avoid him at all risk! he he he
That was rather priceless!
"That's a steal you can't stop!"
Give that writer a raise!
Since it was from Mark Meadows, I figured it was probably a lie. But then Trump said Meadows story is "fake news" - which means it's absolutely true.
Sound reasoning.
It's weird that you will typically be right if you just assume the inverse of whatever Trump said.
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he he he!
That "kid yourself" joke was criminally under appreciated by the audience
Lol
Except the one dude in the audience that laughed really loud 😂
I know! It was so good
Ya, I remarked on that too.
You forgot to mention that he also spent time with Goldstar families and there is an interview on Fox where he talks about being within inches of their faces. What a sociopath.
and blames them for giving him Covid
Psychopath. He enjoys the pain of others, particularly if he is the cause.
@@mariag.8242 Yeah, that was outrageous on top of outrageous -- especially since we now know he KNEW he had it BEFORE he met with them, and yet still blamed THEM for it on Hannity! Just such a scummy man, constantly disrespecting those who gave their lives in the service of our country, calling them "suckers" -- I don't get why supposedly he got half the military vote.
Trump passed Covid to Chris Cristie while preparing him for the debate in Cleveland. Where I live. Then Trump and his wife and entourage refused masks at the debate. Went back to DC and Trump, his wife, and Christie passed Covid in the Rose Garden at an introduction ceremony for Justice Barrett. He passed Covid to others too. And 71 million people said he was the greatest president of all time. Yeah....Right....GTFOH..
At the Cleveland Clinic!!! Horrible!
At the Cleveland Clinic!!! Horrible!
And the first case of Omicron was in a fully vaccinated individual.
Do you not feel as though we are being played at this point? I'm vaccinated but good lord I am done at this point and the news won't shut the fuck up about it, so tired of this.
@ oh, I'm sorry, is the biggest and deadliest pandemic in a century wearing you out? Maybe you should send an open letter to Trump about his (and his acolytes) pucker up and move on strategy for dealing with covid. All the while the rest of us with a conscience, were trying NOT to get infected or accidentally infect others. News flash ALL OF US are so very sick and tired of covid, but unfortunately covid doesn't care and definely is not done with us yet.
@@kimc5814 Great post Kim! I've been saying exactly what you posted. I have followed every single COVID protocol since the beginning and I'm absolutely sick and tired of COVID but I'm also following the numbers, COVID isn't done with us. Hang in there and stay safe
The writers are on a roll lately 😂. Well done pals!
"You can't go wrong when you bet on the former President lying." TRUTH.
Which former preisdent? All of them in the past three selections have lied in some way shape or form
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@@j644 All Presidents bend the truth perhaps, but no one comes even remotely close to Trump for telling lies.
D A two of the previous preisdents were republican and i concede that they both lied. Why would you exhibit such hostility towards me based on an assumed politcal affiliation?
How about when Biden said that he wasn't advised to keep a small military presence in Afghanistan and yet his three top military leaders all stated under oath to Congress that they did advise him to keep a small military presence? Or how about before he became president and called Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist and still won't even apologise. Self-confessed plagiarist Biden has a long history of lying and lacks the integrity to apologise when he's exposed.
I always found it to be a problem that they set testing rules for the debate and they just let it go during a pandemic. Couldn't the goddamn debate wait a minute for a test and the health of everyone in the room?
Well, if everybody had followed the rules -- and everybody did on the Democratic side -- it would have been an incredibly safe debate. (And it turned out to BE safe for everybody who followed the rules!)
Remember, there was no actual audience -- the only audience were the candidates' own families and invited guests.
Everyone was supposed to have had a negative COVID test right there when they arrived -- which Biden and his family and all the Democrats did. But Trump and his group conveniently "arrived too late" for the tests to be done -- because Trump KNEW HE WOULD TEST POSITIVE!
Also, everyone agreed in advance that EVERYONE but the candidates themselves -- who were way more than 6 feet from anyone else (we know now droplets can spread farther, but they didn't think that then) and Mike Wallace, ditto -- would wear masks. And Biden's family/entourage DID do what they'd all agreed to, and KEPT MASKS ON THE ENTIRE TIME.
Trump's family and guests, on the other hand, refused to wear masks EVEN THOUGH THEY'D AGREED IN ADVANCE TO DO SO. (Remember, rules don't apply to Trumps.) A doctor with the debate's host (a hospital) -- and this was on camera -- came over and offered them all masks -- and they refused to take them!
The only people known to have come down with COVID after the debate were people in Trump's group.
You mean Trump only cared about himself and not the health of anyone else around him? I am so shocked!!
Lie, cheat, incite an insurrection but won’t swear because he’s a “devout Christian”!
🇺🇸 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽
When we are not cringing 😬 we are 😂.
Also: We will freak the F88K out if biden looks at his watch during a military ceremony, but cheer and applaud those who openly state they want to kill our democratic colleagues in congress
@Fatima Mirza if that man is a Christian then lions are vegetarians.
I never doubted for an instant that he was positive during the debate. He would never, ever, not under any circumstances divulge anything unless it was to his benefit, like being airlifted to a hospital at death's door. He and his administration *never* communicated with the public except to deflect, obfuscate, and lie.
Yes and that is the short version of the story.
Even the doctors bs’d us… to our faces during an update interview on TV…
Yet he still has so much support. Boggles the mind.
I'd bet he was blustering so much because he was trying to get Biden infected. If not that, then knowing he was infected probably enraged him to act like even more of an asshole that night.
"Most transparent administration in US history." -Donald Drumpf
Such a shady man. So glad we got him out. Now to keep him out. Vote Blue in 22 and once more in 24! Throw them all out the whole shady GOP party.
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Unfortunately...Biden is sucking to the max.
@@maxdoubt5219 .....Biden is doing a FANTASTIC Job ..Especially given the utterly rancid hand dealt to him by
He Who Shall Be Shameless and his completely corrupted cronies in the once grand old Republican party
Vote blue no matter who.
@@maxdoubt5219 Jobs, jobs, and more jobs. He has already recovered the worst Presidential job performance since Hoover.
Mark Meadows: "i aM a cHRiStiAN"
Maury: "the test determined *that is a lie* "
Well, Evangelicals have been worshipping a golden calf covered in cheeto dust.
Big YUGE difference between a Christian and a follower of Christ.
".. and if you kid yourself, you'll go blind!" That was clever!
Mark Meadows: "I'm happy to undermine democracy, but I don't swear!"
Republican so-called principles in a nutshell.
And "We care about preserving life until it is actually born."
Stupid priorities 🙄
Biblical hypocrite
Don't forget, hiding in the bushes. Another Republican behavior in a nutshell.
@@RAD6150 "We are angry at political correctness but we don't swear!"
Trump would totally be the man in every zombie movie who gets bitten and conceals that fact from everyone.
You missspelled T****.
Also adding: FOX would totally be the ones who tried to weponize the zombies first and then denied the existence of the outbreak...
Trump is the T virus.
@@RowdyBoy82 T***** you mean?
After monetizing the cure….
I always hoped someone like that would try to join my group once it happens...you gotta slaughter someone to get into rhythm for the upcoming ordeal and who better than the guy trying to mess it all up for everyone??
That'll be the one to catch my garden hoe, let me tell you ;)
Before you ask: if a spear is the best all around handheld melee weapon, a garden hoe is the best thing available in my household to bash into soft skulls from a safe distance, i don't have a spear so...change my mind
"Maybe he feels better....maybe it's Maybelline" 😂😂😂
Maybe its make-believe....
If Bernie Sanders won, we could watch Stephen pretend to be him more often. That would be great.
Ah, that would be the day. When the media skips a chance to say Bernie “isn’t _really_ leading in the polls”.
his impression is not too good. When has Bernie asked for or talked about soup?
@@jhonshephard921 I don’t know about soup. But I knew a man just like him. He would say, here’s what you do, you go the Lenny’s, you order the number 4 and ask for extra bread and then you have sandwiches all week. He was a very funny guy, but that actually wasn’t a joke. His impression of him is about the voice. I have never heard Joe Biden say Jack all the time either, but it seems right when he’s wearing sunglasses like Joe. I bet Bernie could go to his favorite deli and they would already know his favorite soup. Also, he’s old, so that’s just kind of an old man trope.
True, but his Biden impression is also pretty slammin'!
If laughter is the best medicine. Then Stephen is the best prescription!
@Cryptameria• Don't we all hon! Don't we all!
@Cryptameria• Don't we all hon! Don't we all!
It's the cure for what ails ya. If what ails ya is Teeny Weeny Peeny Mussolini, that is.
I do agree 100%that the reason why though it's 6 a.m. in Paris France I love to laugh thanks to S.Colbert so proud he gets a French last name and I love the Stay human of wonderful Jon Batiste music!
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would love to have heard Evie’s laugh when Stephen put those shades on 😂🤣😂
That is one of the things I miss the most about the pandemic shows. You can tell that she absolutely adores him and vice versa... it's silly, but I found that very soothing over the shutdown.
Stephen, are you listening…all I want for Christmas…is to see Evie…🤗
@@joycedavis9996 yes!
I was thinking the same! Could've cut to her hiding her face 😄
Yes! Miss hearing her!💙💙
Hot Secret Service Agent jumps in front of Cupid’s Arrow to protect the President! 💘 That is definitely a plot from a Hallmark movie.
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We need Netflix on this right now!!!
Hallmark or the Lifetime channel?
😁😆😅
Colbert's impression of Bernie Sanders never fails to make me laugh.
"and if you kid yourself you'll go blind..." That joke was so clever, I really thought it would get a better reaction from the audience
Is that a reference to something? Or a play on words?
@@kylestubbs8867 The reference was to Mark's use of "lidding me" instead of "kidding me" as if "kidding" was a swear word.
@@kylestubbs8867 and then he jokes that in his household, kidding means the act of making kids
SO he basically was late to the debate, knowing there would be no time for testing??! How gross!
Let's not forget that his whole family sat UNMASKED the entire debate and refused masks when they were offered to them. And there's a good chance they were in close proximity to him before and after the debate. Double yuck 🤢
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How smart.
Almost like he was trying to infect Biden, especially if he had knowledge of testing positive before.
@@jumantewashington8715 sociopath.
Never rely on Donnie using the honor system... he's more of a septic system kind of guy...
Now that’s a fresh piece of humour!
Always on the lookout for your witty comment, Opus. Thumb you upster!
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Thanks Max!
He sure loves his own brand, that's for sure.
C'mon not nice. Show some respect. What did septic tanks do for that reference?
This monologue was chock-full of hysterical stuff... but can we talk about how Stephen's Bernie Sanders imitation is everything! 😂🇺🇸 💯
"B!t#% better have my soup"!
Yes!!
Seth's is pretty good too, I can't decide whose I like better.
@@cidb.212 Do you remember the one he did where he said "I will not pay for saltines!"? 😅 I don't know how to find it but I'd love to watch it again
@@babangidabs I wish I did but, sadly, I can't even remember what I ate yesterday.😁
84: Reagan had noticeable dementia.
04: Bush had a device relaying answers to an earpiece.
20: Trump had Covid.
GOP: Master Debaters.
I love how Stephen always puts his “props” away😂🤣🧡
Chris Christie contracted it from Trump at debate prep.
Did he kissed him or something?
@@gamepapa1211 according to webMD the virus can live in the air for up to 3 hours
By air or arse?
@@AllPileup both
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"Bish better have my soup!" ROFLOL I laughed so hard.
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Stephen is like the old dad that likes to keep up with the kids 😂
But why?
The youths love Bernie because we need universal healthcare, affordable housing, debt relief, and democratic socialism!
And everybody else needs to pay for it. I notice you don't include work in your list.
@@jumantewashington8715 cry harder 🤣 USA can find money for defense or for Israel no problem but when the people want it oh there's no money bs 😂
I know it's common joke format to satirise someone by framing them in an absurd way but this was less "can you imagine if the pope was an insta model" and more of an insidious way to paint Bernie just as phony and pandering as many of his colleagues. It also paints 18 to 29yo's as gullible children as you suggested.
@@jumantewashington8715 yes because we're asking for basic human rights and 20 something it's automatically laziness.i pay taxes I work 9 hrs a day 7 days a week and can barely afford rent for a 2 bedroom apartment in New York let alone utilities, health insurance,food cost and student loans (mind you I have student loan debt so I can get a decent job) I wake up at 6 a.m and sleep at midnight everyday. I thank God everyday that I have family that cares for me enough that they wouldn't just leave me out to get ate up by the wolves. But yes because I'm young and asking MY GOVERNMENT who's salaries I PAY for and living in GOVERNOR MANSIONS hat I also pay for to do something that actually benefits my young lazy ass
@@sammagny6548 time to move to a lower cost of living state.
Imagine the utter audacity it takes to not swear cuz you are a “devout Christian”, but are still okay with supporting the amoral GOP’s downward spiral into hell.
Oh puke what hypocrisy 🤢🤮
Oh sweet irony
Every Evangelical in the photo laying hands on Trump and "praying".🤮
Every Evangelical voting Republican.🤢
If any of them had actually read the New Testament, they would know that Jesus was the world's first progressive 🤷
It's the literal definition of reckless endangerment, and I'm not even mildly surprised.
“Nobody will talk about COVID after Nov 3rd, 2020.” - Teeny Weeny Peeny Mussolini
“LOL” - 2022
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Lol. I’m 30. A vet. Just want us to fit in with the rest of the world. With universal healthcare. I recently broke my collar bone. I don’t have the ability to pay for health insurance. So I ended up being charged like 1200 for x rays. And for them to tell me I broke it. And a sling. Just want some health coverage. That doesn’t cost me an arm and collar bone. That doesn’t take from my check every two weeks. Because it’s forced me to by 12 dollar chimichangas from Walmart to survive on every paycheck. While paying for my dumbass falling on a latter.
Well the white racist republicans say you’re lazy and should lay out of pocket. They said to stop leaching on the government
We as democratic voters have tried to get you vets decent, good benefits. Republicans vote against every bill that's put up to help Vets. I hope you vote Democrat. 🗳
@@zozochichi leeching on the government is their job.
I hope you feel better soon, and that the medical bills get paid. Our health system is absolutely barbaric. :(
By wearing less clothes, Silvio is less encumbered if he needs to tackle down an assailant. Brilliant!
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Am I the only one who went back for a second look? 😍
@@kerryn6714 Yes, you are the only one.
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Lol I can't be the only one who oogled that guy! What's wrong with you, Richard? Joking 😂😂😂
@@kerryn6714 You realize it was a suit, right?
"I knew all these things, so I wrote a book instead of telling people at the time, where maybe people could have use that information."
This goes for all of these books that have just come out.
Books from former Trump officials are like lottery tickets from 2020. Not worth a damn thing if you’re presenting them _now._
Thank you John!
I'm so sick of everyone trying to backpedal on their part in the whole Trump administration. Just being coddled by GMA/CNN/MSNBC, because NOW they're making money off their insider's view on what we already knew. Thanks for letting us know you were there in person and unwilling to even passively stop/address/whistleblow on blatant democratic violations...
here's your " 'atta BOY!!' ".
Aw, I miss "store-room" Stephen.
I have to gave you a lot of credit for keeping up a quality show throughout the pandemic lockdown. Good job.
*If lovin' the Secret Service is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.*
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Colbert on fire, nation! Good to see the throwback to the pandemic setup briefly... and what a sustaining and uplifting force the show was during such a tough time. #colbertnation
Poor Melania! You know your life has hit rock bottom when your name IS the punchline!
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I’m sure she’s happy enough with her bags of money lol
MAGA Melanomas Ass Gets Around 🤣
No, it's when you're MRS TRUMP.
When you are a billionaire, you don't care.
The line "I bumped my lip on a biscuit" (trying to explain away a herpes sore) is a shout-out to Stephen's old TV show Strangers With Candy.😀
Stephen doing his imitation of a Secret Service agent was the best. Liked his head of security, not bad at all!
I'm 52 and I would have voted for Bernie in a second.
I did.
I supported him up until he lost Michigan, then I supported Biden. Also he and Warren (who I supported before Bernie) kind of divided the progressive vote instead of letting Biden, Mayor Pete and Amy Kolbachar divide the moderate vote.
Honestly such a shame. I've seen Bernie interacting with the voters on the right, he really also connects very well there too. I think he's truly more of an independent, representing values that most good americans have. just unfortunately this twisted political landscape makes it only 2 party system...such a shame
@@maxwell4431Supporting a progressive President is fine, but what we really need is a progressive Congress. Otherwise Republicans and so called “moderate” Democrats make it impossible to make any significant change.
@@maargenbx1454 Yeah fair enough. Still, wish Bernie stayed independent... and is 30 years younger :P
No surprise a narcissist such as Trump would blame others for his own predicament.
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The buck stops over there not here.
I know right. I always knew he had it in him, but I never thought he would actually do it. Hopefully it’s for the last time.
#Gaslighting
Using your logic then, you must all be Narcissists, because all you TDS programmed npcs ever do is blame Trump and his supporters for literally everything.
The Bernie impression was the best!!!! still laughing
"...the steal you can't stop!" 😂
This has to be hands down, the best monologue from Stephen yet!
Trump always acted like he was a tough guy for not wearing a mask... we *all know* he just didn’t want his orange makeup to rub off. Lol.
IKR! I haven't been able to wear lipstick since March 2020...of course the orange muppet wouldn't wear a mask!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 thats offensive to oscar the grouch lol
He should have gotten an orange face mask to match the makeup.
A whole anti-mask/anti-vax/reality-denying movement, all started because a TV show host didn't want to mess up his makeup. This truly is the dumbest timeline. He is the cartoonishly evil villain from every 80s & 90s movie.. 🍿
@@cmdraftbrn Did you know Sesame Street made a Donald Grump puppet who wanted to knock down Sesame Street to put up high rises? The neighborhood had to band together to stop him. I'm talking about an actual ep of Sesame street not a parody. You can probably find a clip on youtube.
I love when he does the Bernie Sanders impression, Stephen is Soo funny, hilarious!!! 😊💓✌️
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I laughed so hard at the light bronzed hue of Trump caused by the Mabeline Mortuary colors "Looks Like He's Sleeping" skin tone! Ha ha ha hasaaaa!!!
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"Teeny Weeny Peeny Mussolini" lol!!! That´s the perfect match, quite frankly.
3:34 It was so telegraphed but I still smirked and laughed when it came up!
The writers have been on fire this week. Getting some audible laughs out of me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Good job!
Absolutely spot on - you cannot go wrong when you bet on Donald John Trump lying. That is the safest and most secure bet ever.
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he lied when he said he did't pay stormy 130000.
Kamala Harris said that she believes all of the women who accused Biden of sexually inappropriate behaviour and yet still became his running mate. She sounds like a complete psychopath.
@@dogpoofairy2517 your name fits you perfectly. 💩
@@dmercury292 have I said something that isn't true?
“Bitch better have my soup” is an accurate summary of my emotional state this year
The audience....they missed an opportunity to chant, "Steph-en, Steph-en" when Colbert donned the glasses and secret serviced them!
What was that music in background anyone know that songs name
Mr. Colbert, thanks so much for Your Amazing Show !
The problem w/the 24hr testing is that many flights don't accept rapid test results, but they're the ones that usually always come back that fast. The more accurate tests that are accepted for travelers can take a full day or two to come back at times...
Exactly, I knew if he Could Infect his perceived ENEMIES HE IS LOW ENOUGH THAT HE WOULD.
I honestly believe that with every fiber in my body…
...and he's gone lower.
Trump would give people smallpox infected blankets if he had them.
@@matthewhuszarik4173 GIVE, no. SELL, yes.
Teeny Weenie Peenie Mussolini....Good one. I still use "Traffic Cone of Treason" often. I came up with "Commander in Golf Cart" myself.
I personally like Commander in Cheat, but yours are good too.
@@notsure1969 A little better than golf cart. Not everyone makes the connection to Chief. >;-)
Typhoid Donny
I've been using Orange 45, like he's a dye or something.
Cheeto Mussolini is my favorite.
A strategy the CDC calls the Melania. Toooooo funny!
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His entire "squad of onlookers" knew
I love Jon’s off-camera sounds and comments. He slays me 😂
It was obvious at the time . I wouid have bet money on it at the time that he tried to give it to Biden at the debate.
No doubt....that's definitely part of the repukian's MO.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂His Bernie killed me. Kudos!
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Colbert is just ramping right back up into live TV land! Just getting better and better!!
Writing is so good lately!
His Bernie impersonation is on point! Love it.
best impression ever
Couldn't that be considered attempted murder? Manslaughter? Well, he DID say he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and get away with it...
Depraved indifference and reckless endangerment for sure!
did anyone else see 'the Melania" joke coming?! way to telegraph, Stephen! !!! LOL!
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Once they find out how profitable it is to turn on He Who Shall be Shameless, I'm sure were going to hear all kinds of stomach turning stories from his former cronies.
That would require it to be profitable. Right now it looks like it's profitable to be on his side. Especially if you want to get donations and sell merchandise. Why? Who knows.
Trump needs to be in a jail cell by Christmas, if there's any justice in this country.
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The FBI have been out kicking down the doors of journalists looking for Ashley Biden's totally innocent diary. Why are the FBI looking for an 11 year old girl's diary? Maybe they believe that what was published is genuinely in the diary, which is a very disturbing thought.
@@dogpoofairy2517 I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want some creep to have stolen my daughter's diary. In another world, people would have thought of someone stealing someone else's property as a crime. Instead, we're living in a world that's become so tribal we can't see people doing something wrong. All we see is someone doing something to the people we dislike.
What if the shoe were on the other foot? Do you think people would be throwing around accusations of a "totally innocent diary" if it were Eric Trump's diary? Or Tiffany's? Or Ivanka?
Don't look at the world through a political lens, or you'll set yourself up for being taken advantage of.
Oh my God stephen cracks me up. I loved him trying to be the hot secret service agent. So close! Lol
That Bernie Sanders impersonation was spot on and funny 😆 😄 🤣.
As a soon to be 22 year old, I just told myself "I like Biden, he's ok." Then Stephen said who younger people prefer and I was already onboard. Sorry Joe. Bernie Sanders is my spirit animal. XD
Glad they used the door in the door again... Great stage prop!
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The youth doesn't want someone relatable. The youth wants someone that will actually do shit.
So, in your hubris, you presume to speak for all the nation's youth? Don't think so, but it is an indication of your own immaturity, if not young age.
they got their wish,
FU, WILLY
So Biden then, he’s getting a ton of shit done.
@@wilywascal2024 As a youth, and as someone who knows many other likeminded youths, we want someone who will actually do shit. Shut up, boomer.
Imagine if Politicians were held by the same work standards as all AMERICANS do in their workplaces!
7:39 As a set designer, you can not imagine how long I've waited to see someone use the door in Stephen's backdrop window wall!! it not only Works, it shuts with a satisfying "thunk" that doesn't make the set piece shake or rattle.
I really wish Steven would bring back midnight confessions.
This!!!
I knew he had CVD at that debate last year.he was sweating and redder than ever which seems impossible.
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I just legit thought he was high on cocaine. It explains all the odd sniffing.
@@RowdyBoy82 me two .he might of needed a bit of extra help so probably both
And here I thought it was from the lie-kindled fire burning through the seat of his pants.
@@RowdyBoy82
Also explains how he and Mike the Pillow Pusher met.
Let me get this straight. You have the chance to snip Florida ‘for hygienic purposes’ and you’d vote Wyoming?
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What about Taliban Texas?
🤣
"It's not a cold sore! I bumped my lip on a biscuit!" - Geoffrey Jellineck
I loooove hearing Jon Batiste belt out “Oooh! Mel-ah-neah!” that was xtra funny 😆!
If Bernie ever said “no cap”, I’d lose it. 😂😂😂
Trump is a disappointment in nearly the same way as a tragically overripe avocado, except the avocado has enough sense not to overstep its utter lack of value.
Sir, that is an insult to overripe avocados everywhere. At least overripe avocados can still be useful in juice.
@@gamepapa1211 or guac
Hello from Holland. Loving your comment.
And similarly full of fat. Except in his case it's not "good fats"
@@J.5.M. zinger!
"Ooh. Can we pick which state?" Stephen I love you.
I’m late but this monologue was So awesome!!
“Bitch betta have my soup!” Is about to be sampled, mixed, and memed
Proof positive that our youth aren't ageist. They're politically savvy. It's not about demographics. It's about the platform! And nobody beats Bernie.
Well then why weren't they writing him in back in 2016 when the damned party wouldn't let him run?!
Does the fact that Republicans support folks like Herman Cain, Ben Carson, and Larry Elder prove they aren't racist?
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou They killed Herman Cain, which shows you how much they cared about HIM. Or any old people.
@@danielbaig6094 Missing the point of my rhetorical question.
you're slaying it, Stephen Colbert.
I'm really concerned by that youth poll about the potential for a second civil war within their lifetimes. Given how badly a collapsing environment and economy are going to shorten their life expectancy, I really don't think they have time for one.
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We practically had one on Jan 6th. Some 25 year olds predicting session and civil war aren't far off.
He was likely positive up to a week before his actual positive test result and I'm willing to bet he knew.
Of course he knew. He was getting tested every other day.
you were on fire tonight, sir.
The Orange one should be remained Typhoid Donnie
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Can you imagine a highly educated, physically fit young S.S. agent diving to take a bullet for Trump? Trump?! Gives a whole new meaning to their: "NOOOOOO!!!"
Screw protecting Trump, I think the guy himself needs his own Secret Security detail to protect him from Trump 😆
Sorry Mr President... I tripped going down the ramp, the ambulance is on its way.
.... Uhh. Yeah, I can. You know, it was once a huge pride to know you were apart of something far larger than yourself. Taking a bullet for the president, any president, you would know you were potentially stopping a war and protecting millions of human lives. It's pretty disheartening to not only read this self-serving drivel, but that you seriously couldn't even consider that kind of philosophical way of life.
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What makes you think they would ever do that? Sure they claim they will...who actually will when it happens? If they don't step in front of the bullets worst that will happen is they get fired. I suspect if actually tested in this way most would not take a bullet for any president. It's never actually been tested.
*Meadows a "devout christian" air quotes! PRICELESS!*
You just keep getting better. So funny.
When the video starts buffering while Steven's "head of security" is on-screen, and your roommate walks in before hastily walking out again because he thinks he's interrupted something. 😳
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the Bay Area laugh! Gotta have humor in the horror of it all! And eye candy on the agent!
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