from 10:52 I was laughing so hard. I get that a commander who never fought orks before thought that scaring the enemy by showing off how strong their defenses are seems like a good idea, but anyone who knows the greenskins knows that this will work exactly the opposite way.
I read this story way back. My 1st 40k army was the orks of the Blast n Stomp Brigade. I painted all their little booties red. I think I even used the actual red ones go faster upgrade in a 3rd edition game once. Thank for the story and the fond memories!
Nice short story, makes you remember that orks have a thought process. What about blue bullets for sharp shooters ("a lucky shot"). And shootas with purple barrels for a suppressor.
Hah, that was the first thing I learned about Orks, and I implemented that into my fan story too... someone said over the vox:" it's awfully quiet for a garden factory, where are the xenon army?" Company commander came online:" greenskin filth is drawn to where the loudest boom and bang is, they are probably on the other side of the hills fighting the main force, shut your traps, keep your eyes open, and be greatful with any lot of the xenos filth god emperor has willed for you to slay today."
@@Gordon519 You got this brother..or sister you know what I mean. Im sure you will do fine. I kinda wish I could just get it over with. What classes do you take?
I always look forward to your readings. Think u r one of the best, honestly . Think u have a good voice for reading of warhammer 40k. Keep up the great work!
GW writers will never not be hilarious to me They take an, essentially, Japanese commander, and name him a combination of the names of the cities bombed in WW2 lol Nagashima
I do enjoy me some orkyness. The "rough draft" version you did on livestream was fun too. Good to see you decided not to do orky voices during the ork narrative though. You've spent so much time perfecting your little girl voice that it's had a negative impact on your grizzled ork voice.
Haha!! Just stopped watching Naruto (time for re-watch) and put this on to chill! I didn't expect to hear Izanagi, had to do a double take! Foreshadowing!?!? :D
@@itspetz7421 it wuz dat runty grot wif da' pointy 'at an' iz zoggin' rev-oh-loo-shun, or whatevah' zoggin' fing it iz.... (*growl of annoyance*)... Dislikin' da talky-picture from da' boss... itz roight un-orky it iz.
Oh gawd I can't. Three batallions of lemon rush's painted red, four blue, one black, two white, one gold, and and a purple shoddow for the rest of the tanks that definately exist because purple is the color of sneaky because did you ever dsee a purplek ork, I din't think so. Ork report back with Three batalions of speedy tanks four sniper and trick shot tanks becaus dem is lucky one heavy duty heavy armor, two deff killy, a whole bunch o stelth tanks. they invisible. I got a bad feklin about them.
More stuff soon, had some real life stuff on. cheers!
This is the best sex ever!!!
Sometimes you gotta take care of business.
no worries chief
Real life is overrated
Well I hope, unlike mine, your real life stuff be of the pleasant kind my good Prince...
Imperium- makes fake heavily fortified area so orks will go around it.
Orks- *run towards the heavily fortified area in sheer joy*
Yup. He failed to understand the psychology of the Orks.
Good theory
DA SCRAPPINEST SCRAP!!
SPOILER
@@johnanon658 Maybe read comments after you've listened...
F in the chat for guardsmen that charged and tried to melee battle a ork captain.
Absolute hero.
Man had balls of steel.
Ive got balls balls balls of steeeeeel.....
Quite literally a _BANZAI_ charge
With nothing but a flashlight and admantine cajoneS
from 10:52 I was laughing so hard.
I get that a commander who never fought orks before thought that scaring the enemy by showing off how strong their defenses are seems like a good idea, but anyone who knows the greenskins knows that this will work exactly the opposite way.
I was going to post something like this. As the owner of about 3000 points of deffskulls and speedfreaks. This story was so satisfying.
Danks fer da noice stoory boss
It is so weird hearing Japanese names in 40k I'm used to everyone's names being pulled straight out of medieval Europe or ancient Rome.
Phenomenal read, love the childlike competence of the warboss
I read this story way back. My 1st 40k army was the orks of the Blast n Stomp Brigade. I painted all their little booties red. I think I even used the actual red ones go faster upgrade in a 3rd edition game once. Thank for the story and the fond memories!
I imagine the Warboss krumped the kaptain good for promising a proper fight at the mesa.
Nice short story, makes you remember that orks have a thought process.
What about blue bullets for sharp shooters ("a lucky shot"). And shootas with purple barrels for a suppressor.
It probably happened, but a second reason purple is the stealthy color is its next to impossible to find
Reel Fantsee Ork Tekknolojee
Kuttin ejj Stoff yewz be tawkin abowt!
I knew where this was going as soon as they pretended to have the hill heavily fortified. That's just ASKING the orks to rush in
Hah, that was the first thing I learned about Orks, and I implemented that into my fan story too... someone said over the vox:" it's awfully quiet for a garden factory, where are the xenon army?" Company commander came online:" greenskin filth is drawn to where the loudest boom and bang is, they are probably on the other side of the hills fighting the main force, shut your traps, keep your eyes open, and be greatful with any lot of the xenos filth god emperor has willed for you to slay today."
Kommandos are one of best ork models. Nice job.
Orks vs イザナギ
I'm picturing this as an anime now. Go Space Japan!
Every Ork think they gangsta until a guardsman breaks out a wing Gundam...
I'd watch that
It's so nice to have something so entrancing, to unplug for a few minutes. Especially because finals or only two weeks away.
lucky you.......i have exams today
@@Gordon519 You got this brother..or sister you know what I mean. Im sure you will do fine. I kinda wish I could just get it over with. What classes do you take?
@@ambrosehusser3774 im in a three year welding inspection program at Conestoga college
Good luck on your finals
@@maxaltenkirch1022 thank you. That is very kind of you. Luckily there all done
That tasty page turn @9:05
I always look forward to your readings. Think u r one of the best, honestly . Think u have a good voice for reading of warhammer 40k. Keep up the great work!
Crushing defeat for the Orks as the brilliant General leaves them blue balled
Thankyou brother!!!!! I hope your ramstien concert was good!!!
I have been listening for a while, get a mug that says “you will not faultier” thanks as always!
GW writers will never not be hilarious to me
They take an, essentially, Japanese commander, and name him a combination of the names of the cities bombed in WW2 lol
Nagashima
lol
By Mork I absolutely love the Blood Axes
I do enjoy me some orkyness. The "rough draft" version you did on livestream was fun too. Good to see you decided not to do orky voices during the ork narrative though. You've spent so much time perfecting your little girl voice that it's had a negative impact on your grizzled ork voice.
A Guardsman regiment based on the Imperial Japanese Army..🤔...sounds like a cool homebrew idea.
Iwo Jima Japanese vibes
Haha!! Just stopped watching Naruto (time for re-watch) and put this on to chill!
I didn't expect to hear Izanagi, had to do a double take!
Foreshadowing!?!? :D
The turning of the page ..gave me shivers and a nice audio treat!
Thank you.
This was great, huge fan of orc content
I seen the livestream but was really hoping for a standalone reading of this, needless to say I could never be disappointed at the results.
Although I am on the Ork voice for Orks team,but I understand that is more work and allot more editing.
Hahaha the general gooft.
RED IS FASTA!
Just gotta love orks!! So simplle, but yet, so kunnin!!🛶🔪🧨🥄
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!
I love seeing the Honor Roll at the end of each upload growing larger every time; keep up the great work, Price!
Orks are just plain fun
Caught this on the Live. It was great 👍🏻
Now I want to buy a Kommando kill team
Orks thinking like humans never but honestly great story keep up the work
Never heard of the Blood axe clan?
Thank you Prince .
this is from one of my favorite books ever
9:02 page turn lol
Love this book. You've got to do the harlequin one.
Yes, yes more Orks.
Kromotech has some good ork models to check out
You have great content, I hope you ll get in a good groove to make regulair uploads soon. It ll help you get all the subs you deserve!
I love orks
hope you liked
A interaction helps the algorithm =)
This is what I needed to get my gears going. Well read Sir.
Now to get back to my 3 foot Gargat going again.
Brother!!!!! Thank you brodo!
Fantastic read man; and your “WAAAGH!!” isn’t half bad either!
I miss your audio book narrations so much bro
Great narration!!! Thanks prince
cheers
These are great, thank you so much
The Orkz fight hard and don't afraid of anything.
Thank you sir
By my roots...
Good stuff as always, my man! Keep it up!
WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Commando orks are my favorite type of ork, the stupidity of ork logic with the real threat of a 15 foot tall green monster
You do good narration. Any thought about adding some BGM? Background music...
Love this, great 40k narrator
Has there been a story about help arriving within seconds of a planet's cry for help? Or a fleet showing up a week early? That would be interesting.
Maybe, but that’s rare space is big
@@ABorderPrinceI think he is referencing the fact that, very rarely ships that travel via the warp they can arrive *before* they left cronologically
For the algorithm!!
..."da brutal kunnin" -grin-
This just makes me miss by ork from Eternal Crusade, Defftooth.
"Red goes fasta!" is a classic ork trope.
Only criticism is the pronunciation of "Mesa" (Mae-S-uh) small thing but it's also the name of a nearby city so it just hits weird
Great work as always Prince 👍
themr sum rite propa bois aye
I lyk stories wen tha lads get deh stomp on
You almost feel bad for him. But he should've known better than to under estimate his enemy.
Cl Werner a alias for matt ward
Nooice!
Seriously, I'd like to ask that one dislike...."Why?"
Heretics, dont try to understand, only bath them in holy prometheum.
@@itspetz7421 it wuz dat runty grot wif da' pointy 'at an' iz zoggin' rev-oh-loo-shun, or whatevah' zoggin' fing it iz.... (*growl of annoyance*)... Dislikin' da talky-picture from da' boss... itz roight un-orky it iz.
dead proppa job!
Disco infno let's go
Red boots go faster lol
👍🏻🍻🍺😊
"Bodenfruit" sounds a lot like the german word "Boden" wich just means bottom.
For the algorithm...
I was expecting for mock guns to work in the hands of the orcs
For the algorithm
Oh gawd I can't.
Three batallions of lemon rush's painted red, four blue, one black, two white, one gold, and and a purple shoddow for the rest of the tanks that definately exist because purple is the color of sneaky because did you ever dsee a purplek ork, I din't think so.
Ork report back with
Three batalions of speedy tanks
four sniper and trick shot tanks becaus dem is lucky
one heavy duty heavy armor, two deff killy, a whole bunch o stelth tanks. they invisible. I got a bad feklin about them.
Lol
🔥🎸🔥
most weakes waghhhh i ever heard :D, anyway good content !
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12 Gauge
sikkk
The title of the book is wrong, it should be Hate The Alien, not fear.