Every Single Little Alex Horne Intro Ever | Taskmaster

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  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld 4 роки тому +828

    I want a compilation of all of Alex's unconventional measurements for tasks.

  • @jussts
    @jussts 4 роки тому +574

    "My children don't call me daddy now, they call me Little Alex Horne."

    • @lucas29476
      @lucas29476 2 роки тому +49

      18:06 with great power comes great responsibility to provide the timestamp you muppet

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 2 роки тому +6

      @@lucas29476 🤣😂🤣 thanks

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 Рік тому +5

      And they call you daddy 😭

  • @tobythehamster
    @tobythehamster 4 роки тому +871

    Little Alex Horne is actually Massive Alex Horne in real life, Greg's just an actual giant

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 4 роки тому +94

      Yea, Alex is 6'2" (1.88m).

    • @Charharr
      @Charharr 4 роки тому +70

      @@E_y_a_l And Greg is 6'8 (2.03m)!

    •  4 роки тому +5

      Cap'n obvious better tell Watson!

    • @TheTruePlague
      @TheTruePlague 4 роки тому +7

      29:40

    • @deJessias
      @deJessias 4 роки тому +54

      27:28 "He says he's over six foot but he's 5'4", LITTLE ALEX HORNE"

  • @jackta101
    @jackta101 4 роки тому +467

    What's in my pocket is the best banter section ever purely because of the joy on both Greg and Alex's face when Greg is able to predict Alex's joke.

    • @dickreckard5026
      @dickreckard5026 2 роки тому +52

      38:28 for anyone who came to this video to watch that segment.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Miltroit
      @Miltroit 3 місяці тому +6

      All I read on Alex's face is "He gets me! He really gets me!" and it sounded just like Sally Field winning an Oscar.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 4 роки тому +406

    Actually surprised how long it took for 'Little Alex Horne' to become the official intro! Seem to remember him calling him it from pretty much the start.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 4 роки тому +61

      It's weird how a random bit suddenly became the standard banter intro. Not complaining!

    • @elismith6106
      @elismith6106 4 роки тому +39

      13 episodes in. Yes I was counting because I was curious to know when it started

    • @blackvulture7999
      @blackvulture7999 10 місяців тому

      Ikr

  • @paulwilson2677
    @paulwilson2677 4 роки тому +457

    Tear in my eye at the chairs being so close together

    • @josephchambers2000
      @josephchambers2000 4 роки тому +37

      How I miss the simple pleasures of life.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 4 роки тому +19

      Tear in my eye when Greg pulled that mask 😷 off Alex’s face.

  • @consultmeonlyonbakelycett48
    @consultmeonlyonbakelycett48 3 роки тому +298

    I feel like you can see Greg get progressively meaner, and I love it

    • @Andy-ru2eb
      @Andy-ru2eb 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, their dynamic gets darker and darker 😂

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 Рік тому +31

      From “personal assistant” to a masochistic slave lmaoooo

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 11 місяців тому +3

      It's not in this video, but it's hard to beat "carpet snake" on that front

    • @laurap8632
      @laurap8632 10 місяців тому +7

      I feel like the glasses triggered something in him💀

  • @Charharr
    @Charharr 4 роки тому +319

    I like to think Greg gets someone to sandpaper down the legs of Alex's chair slowly but continuously over time, just so he never forgets his place.

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 4 роки тому +53

      Maybe an ongoing side task for Josh Widdecombe? Would love to see that compilation after series 20 (with Alex finally sitting on an ottoman).

    • @TeaReesa26
      @TeaReesa26 3 роки тому +28

      Scott Campbell “Gaslight Alex. You have the entire series. Your time starts now.”

    • @GNVS300
      @GNVS300 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like something from The Twits

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 9 місяців тому

      @@GNVS300it does!!

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 3 роки тому +127

    I love the one at 30:32 because even as Greg is halfway through his introduction, even the audience shouts "Little Alex Horne!" at Alex lol

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 4 роки тому +121

    All of them are my favorite but my actual favorite is when Greg calls Alex's ENTIRE pocket routine.

  • @raavaatu
    @raavaatu 4 роки тому +178

    "What's in my pocket?" will forever be my favorite

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +10

      Nah. Second best after the hydration system.

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 3 роки тому +56

    "You're a bad dad"
    "Yes. I do miss them. So up first we have the prize task"

  • @karelfinn2343
    @karelfinn2343 4 роки тому +148

    It takes a special kind of talent to be THAT awkward.

  • @mienzillaz
    @mienzillaz 4 роки тому +557

    Appreciate this compilation however this noise between scenes, horrible volume level difference..

    • @nervousguy
      @nervousguy 4 роки тому +26

      I agree. Transition can be... unpleasant.

    • @TheRolfgar
      @TheRolfgar 4 роки тому +41

      I had to stop watching it. Whoever is making these needs to watch them before they upload them.

    • @henhenhen19
      @henhenhen19 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, this needs to be redone. :/

    • @lucybell5684
      @lucybell5684 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds fine to me? I'm watching with headphones on so that might be it, haven't noticed any audio issues

    • @ghostparker1987
      @ghostparker1987 4 роки тому

      I thought it was me.

  • @misterroboto9999
    @misterroboto9999 4 роки тому +83

    I'm just watching how gradually Greg's voice gets higher when he says "Little Alex Horne"

  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh 4 роки тому +282

    I love that with every series Alex shrinks a little more. Greg must have insisted they gradually reduce his booster seat to reveal his true height

    • @alistairrae1334
      @alistairrae1334 3 роки тому +15

      alex is 6'2, so greg would be wanting to point out how he's 6'8 aka a literal giant

  • @baldipogchamp8926
    @baldipogchamp8926 4 роки тому +138

    8:37 - the legendary moment that would change the series forever

    • @baldipogchamp8926
      @baldipogchamp8926 4 роки тому +20

      I know Greg said it in series 3 but from that point onwards it became The Thing

    • @PortsTM
      @PortsTM 4 роки тому +1

      Beat me to it!

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 4 роки тому +133

    That was a fifty minute build up to how dynamite Rose looks in a tuxedo

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 3 роки тому +63

    I love their knowing smiles and the way their shoulders shake with laughter when trying to stay in character
    You can tell when they're just bluffing it on the spot, but it's so well done
    Can see them literally thinking "okay how far are we going to take the joke here"

  • @cyberperson53
    @cyberperson53 4 роки тому +64

    "Increasingly, these little sections are just a cry for attention, aren't they."

  • @ArtyMars
    @ArtyMars 3 роки тому +50

    The line where Alex says he steals a car is my favourite Greg was so surprised hahahha

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 4 роки тому +108

    Look how close together they are all sitting. I miss people doing that.

  • @TheGodOfGravy
    @TheGodOfGravy 3 роки тому +36

    "He says he's tall but he's not tall, he's, Little, Alex, Horne" might be my favourite.

  • @chetkazalski1925
    @chetkazalski1925 4 роки тому +65

    27:34 Alex was ahead of his time

  • @jelle8071
    @jelle8071 4 роки тому +52

    5:26 First Little Alex Horne :)
    only since season 3!

  • @javyjavyjavyjavy
    @javyjavyjavyjavy 3 роки тому +30

    I foolishly clicked on this thinking it'd be just a super-cut of the falsetto "Little Alex Horne!" that brings me such joy. Then I saw the video length. Kudos to you for giving his bits of bants their due

  • @iheartbusterk82
    @iheartbusterk82 4 роки тому +60

    Greg introducing Alex is one of my favorite parts of every episode, especially after the introduction of Little Alex Horne.
    May we always have Greg yelling it with absolute glee.

  • @scottcampbell96
    @scottcampbell96 4 роки тому +77

    Never noticed they sat on the same level in the first few episodes. Has Greg been slowly lifting his throne, or is he chopping off the legs of Alex’s chair?

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss 4 роки тому +13

      Why not both

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 4 роки тому +31

      Definitely could be both. Picture Alex on an ottoman and Greg on a lifeguard stand yelling “It’s Little Alex Horne!” through a bullhorn.

  • @yaya-mk3nn
    @yaya-mk3nn 4 роки тому +64

    the way i’m about to watch this entire video without skipping or pausing.

  • @namelickker375
    @namelickker375 3 роки тому +38

    41:22 Alex actually looks so happy!!

  • @muh1h1
    @muh1h1 4 роки тому +138

    I don't even remember the iPad holder thing :D

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 4 роки тому +11

      I mean I get why they removed it

    • @omichillian
      @omichillian 4 роки тому

      @@Orangecatinahoodie why?

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 4 роки тому +13

      @@omichillian probably because it looked awkward or that it was uncomfortable for Alex

    • @hudsonlamppost2478
      @hudsonlamppost2478 3 роки тому +15

      Alex became the iPad holder thing.

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 3 роки тому +2

      @@hudsonlamppost2478 Hmm, never thought of that but very true

  • @reevesyboy5581
    @reevesyboy5581 3 роки тому +20

    I love the fact that as the series goes on, the difference in the size of their thrones gets bigger and bigger

  • @StanSays
    @StanSays 4 роки тому +55

    The tablet at this point is a character of its own and fits the "Taskmaster's assistant" look so well

  • @WhyHelloJill
    @WhyHelloJill Рік тому +7

    18:29 - I don't know why, but this one makes me laugh the most. The way he roars Horne into Alex's face is amazing 😂

  • @davelynchmusic
    @davelynchmusic 4 роки тому +53

    Please someone make a compilation of Greg saying "Jesus Christ!" That's a task in itself surely! And it'd be amazing. I'd do it myself but I'm busy having a crush on Alex.

  • @tobyholmes5345
    @tobyholmes5345 4 роки тому +158

    Pls do best tricks/secrets e.g. the morse code in the balloons, the cocktail sticks in the bottom lemon etc.

  • @losewell9562
    @losewell9562 4 роки тому +188

    whoever mixed the audio levels on this needs to be punished.

    • @erwtenplantje
      @erwtenplantje 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 3 роки тому +6

      It’s probably Alex.

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 2 роки тому +7

      "Watch the following video without turning the volume down during the musical sting between segments. You have 51 minutes and 32 seconds (excluding adverts). Most intact eardrums wins. Your time starts now."

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan Рік тому

      ​@@Bellocks1damn it, ALEX!

  • @HayesWorldofMath
    @HayesWorldofMath 4 роки тому +46

    50 minutes of Greg and Alex banter? Yes please!

  • @xnuntius
    @xnuntius 4 роки тому +28

    Every time Greg says „little Alex Horne“ something dies in Alex Horne

  • @ikiness
    @ikiness 3 роки тому +48

    40:54 is still the BEST joke Alex has done.

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 роки тому +57

    The chairs were at the same height in season 1!!

  • @vinny142
    @vinny142 4 роки тому +29

    Ihope you realise that I now need a "Little Alex Horne" plushy!

  • @thomass.jagger2429
    @thomass.jagger2429 4 роки тому +17

    This is a godly gift that we do not deserve.

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 4 роки тому +25

    I love how Alex keeps growing shorter and shorter to Greg, lol.

  • @marcgorter8651
    @marcgorter8651 2 роки тому +168

    I love that Little Alex Horne actually is the mastermind behind it all. Hiding in the shadows, behind his little iPad. That occasional cheeky smile on his face while watching these fools do his bidding. Annoying the actual shit out of everybody. That giant man they call the Taskmaster is just a puppet to Alex' puppet master... I think Alex might be an energy vampire, come to think of it.

    • @petgoose32
      @petgoose32 2 роки тому +4

      Had me at first half, not gonna lie

    • @philippawallace-dunlop5582
      @philippawallace-dunlop5582 2 роки тому +2

      Mwahahaha ... 😈🤡🎃 playing Greg like a puppet, the muppet!
      🧐🤭🤓😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @dashlukky
    @dashlukky 4 роки тому +95

    Greg's gonna be so upset when he finds out you uploaded this Alex.

  • @ziripond3502
    @ziripond3502 4 роки тому +22

    My eyes and soul were blessed to witness this video - yet my ears have suffered greatly from the audio spectrum xD

  • @Grandemagothebest
    @Grandemagothebest 4 роки тому +33

    Am I really going to watch a 55min long compilation of Little Alex Horn's puns?

  • @CarlPHBay
    @CarlPHBay 3 роки тому +8

    I love these compilations, but whoever is doing the sound-mixing on those intermissions with the Taskmaster theme needs to turn it down a bit... I continuously have to turn my volume up during the speaking segments and then down for the intermissions because they are so loud - I apologize for nit-picking, I do love these edits otherwise and this whole wonderful show has really become one of my favorite things in the world!
    Praise be to the Taskmaster and the infinitesimal Alex Horne!

  • @comface
    @comface 4 роки тому +18

    The pocket game and the squash were easily the best moments!

  • @rascalw.492
    @rascalw.492 4 роки тому +6

    He's brilliant. They work well together. Had plenty of out loud chuckles because of them. Makes me smile.

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 4 роки тому +13

    Richard Osman looking at them must feel like Dylan after hearing Hendrix’s version of Watchtower.

  • @ayoshi5616
    @ayoshi5616 4 роки тому +10

    This is the quality content I’m looking for

  • @Doc_Filth
    @Doc_Filth 3 роки тому +8

    Ed Gamble and Rose Matafeo both have particularly distinctive laughs.

  • @louiselaliberte9816
    @louiselaliberte9816 3 роки тому +8

    I can be found singing out "Little Alex Horn!" at any given time, on any given day in my home, to the point that I had to show a clip to my partner so he didn't think I was a lunatic lol

  • @veronicavoehl
    @veronicavoehl 4 роки тому +12

    Compiled bits of Greg screaming Horn should be made into a terrifying ring tone, set to Alex's phone, so one of his eyes would twitch every time it rings. That would be a great intro. 🥸

  • @cheeseytacotime9380
    @cheeseytacotime9380 3 роки тому +7

    No way this is not the second time I’ve watched this full video this month

  • @zzehyboy753
    @zzehyboy753 4 роки тому +9

    Did I really just watch this entire thing in one go??

  • @GodosDemonas
    @GodosDemonas 4 роки тому +9

    This is my favourite part of the show. I just love Greg's irritation:)

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 роки тому +26

    For example here are some raisins.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 3 роки тому +8

    I love their dynamic & the times when Alex looks hurt, I hope that was planned.
    Hilarious show. Keep 'em coming

  • @smritidangi9424
    @smritidangi9424 3 роки тому +7

    every time greg says 'little alex horne' i am reminded of dec saying 'little dennis wise, very small man' on im a celeb

  • @graceabbott7383
    @graceabbott7383 4 роки тому +9

    really weird seeing their head heights almost level for series 1

  • @Tropper73
    @Tropper73 4 роки тому +18

    Do one over the "so what have we learned today?" :-)

  • @BobbyLCollins
    @BobbyLCollins 4 роки тому +18

    11:23 is my favorite, because you can tell Alex is genuinely distressed by the abuse.

  • @whatsagoodusername1364
    @whatsagoodusername1364 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you, this is exactly what I've been waiting for.

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 2 роки тому +1

    The first intro being so mischievous proves just how much this show came out of the gate fully-formed. Bravo!

  • @Fyre_Rose
    @Fyre_Rose 4 роки тому +55

    "Every Single Little Alex Horne Intro Ever" it'd be a shame if a new series was going to come out soon and make this video outdated really quickly :P

    • @pikkutaiteilija
      @pikkutaiteilija 4 роки тому +4

      @@LianaSunburster oh boy..

    • @GoodKingMort
      @GoodKingMort 4 роки тому +2

      @@LianaSunburster I don't think you understand sarcasm 😉

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss 4 роки тому

      R/Wooosh

    • @megalamb
      @megalamb 4 роки тому

      Already outdated prior to Season 10 - They missed out 2 episodes

  • @vuyolwethu_m26
    @vuyolwethu_m26 4 роки тому +7

    an hour of my life I don't regret wasting away

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 4 роки тому +11

    *AND NOW DILUTE WITH THE WATER* 😂

  • @TapDancingOnYoFace
    @TapDancingOnYoFace 4 роки тому +4

    this is the kind of content i subscribe for

  • @laurenzmoore3013
    @laurenzmoore3013 4 роки тому +7

    5:24 First ever Little Alex Horne
    6:36 Second ever Little Alex Horne
    8:34 First recurring, but third ever Little Alex Horne

  •  4 роки тому +11

    I told you before, since I introduced my gf to the show a couple of years ago, she's been referring to my manhood as little Alex Horn, so thanks again for that!

  • @tannerdodge6029
    @tannerdodge6029 4 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna hear that transition sound in my sleep...

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 Рік тому +2

    🎶He says he's over 6ft, but he's 5'4", LITTLE ALEX HOOORRRRNNNE🎶

  • @johannahill4466
    @johannahill4466 3 роки тому +4

    i dont get how ive watched 50 minutes of the same thing but its good every single time

  • @lukejones5148
    @lukejones5148 3 роки тому +6

    After 10 minutes I realize. Watching this untill the end is a task in itself 😅 dh dh dh dh DH!

  • @Skoran
    @Skoran 2 роки тому +7

    18:24 is the best one ever.

  • @joanne6744
    @joanne6744 4 роки тому +17

    Definitely be better without the noise between the scenes

  • @Potato8884
    @Potato8884 2 роки тому +2

    I cant believe I watched all 50 mins of this and also wish there was more

  • @MsArtsyMeg
    @MsArtsyMeg 2 роки тому +2

    I would love to see a complication of just Greg singing Little Alex Horne in order of pitch so it gets progressively higher each time

  • @matthewmccalister5594
    @matthewmccalister5594 4 роки тому +11

    Please let me know after this has been edited to remove the music between every scene.. I only made it 25 minutes in, I'm sorry I can't go any farther (even though this is fucking gold..)

    • @Kimberton149
      @Kimberton149 3 роки тому +1

      25?? You deserve a medal. I've give up after 2:30!

  • @michaela.webermann4141
    @michaela.webermann4141 4 роки тому +5

    Yessssss there is no Taskmaster video I've more wanted than this!!!
    "Hi. I'm Alex Horne. And I support apartheid" 🤣💀

  • @mainie_videoediting
    @mainie_videoediting 3 роки тому +4

    It's so funny to see him literally shrinking over the years :D Like, compare their height in the first and in the last one.

  • @1gcm
    @1gcm 3 місяці тому +1

    22:15 One of the most underrated jokes in all of TM

  • @edwardmluk
    @edwardmluk 4 роки тому +7

    40:21 - the best intro by far

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 4 роки тому +1

      “I did a thing and he liked it!” - Little Alex Horne

  • @skann9048
    @skann9048 4 роки тому +12

    21:14
    32:21
    Some of the best

  • @p.sandratangkulung6451
    @p.sandratangkulung6451 4 роки тому +16

    oh my God its 50 minutes long 😂😭

  • @rebekahandersen797
    @rebekahandersen797 4 роки тому +9

    I actually named my kitten after Little Alex.... the name just kept coming to me.

  • @Mason-lr5dz
    @Mason-lr5dz 2 роки тому +3

    Came looking for 27:24 and I was not disappointed. It's little Alex Horne!

    • @JackRabbit668
      @JackRabbit668 Рік тому

      SAME IVE HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE THE DAY IT CAME OUT 😂

  • @erwtenplantje
    @erwtenplantje 4 роки тому +11

    It felt so wrong greg announcing alex instead of little alex horne😅

  • @rebekahandersen797
    @rebekahandersen797 4 роки тому +9

    Also, I knew the throne changed!!! I'm totally distracted by the new fruity throne.. the watermelon slices behind Greg's head throw me off.

    • @marenbekkers2272
      @marenbekkers2272 4 роки тому +2

      Yes! I prefer the old ones... I've always thought they were weird tacos, but still very distracting🤣

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 4 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure the first ones were rented and the newer ones are made for the show

  • @francotomatillo
    @francotomatillo 4 роки тому +4

    This channel knows what the people want!

  • @Farrisfaen
    @Farrisfaen 4 роки тому +7

    pleeeeeeease reupload this without the duDudUhDUhDU-DUH between every scene

  • @atrixcanada7204
    @atrixcanada7204 4 роки тому +12

    Just a list of my favorites
    17:50, 18:25, 20:23, 27:24, 31:34, 33:11, 34:17

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 3 роки тому +3

    20:50
    Audience :Awww
    Greg :No fuck you

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 4 роки тому +1

    this is the best idea for a video ever

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 4 роки тому +1

    The people who run this channel ALWAYS rise to the task and I love it

  • @Jimmy_Sandwiches
    @Jimmy_Sandwiches 3 роки тому +7

    27:28 my ringtone

    • @doodlenoodle4370
      @doodlenoodle4370 3 роки тому

      Ahhh thanks for the timestamp been looking for this clip for awhile XD

  • @laurenmontgomery421
    @laurenmontgomery421 4 роки тому +22

    Still very shocking when Alex Horne got the ear gap stretcher thingies one episode pretty stretched, and then the next episode back to normally

    • @LitoraLee
      @LitoraLee 4 роки тому +15

      Pretty sure he used fake skin to mold a fake ear lobe. That's the conclusion that I made.

    • @ampersandcastle1091
      @ampersandcastle1091 3 роки тому +11

      They’re prosthetics lol. It takes ages (years? I think) to get ears that stretched, and they definitely would never look normal again