The Horn of Geddon
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2023
- Here, I make a replica of the extraordinary Horn of Geddon - A mythical musical instrument forged from the scrotal sac of an ancient beast. Its sound can terrify demons and upset Mrs Rigby's cat (next door).
Horrid, I'll take three.
Super Metroid 'bull' enemy
Before that, I need to know if it works. Does it attract dogs like you wouldn't believe??
1 for the mouth, 2 for the nose. 🗿
I'd buy it
@yohan4027 one for the butt also
You made an Elden Ring weapon
it inflicts every debuff at once
and it also cures every debuff at once
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174it makes holy damage with bubbles.
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Giant Oracle Envoy bubble-horn boss in the DLC surely
I could also see this being a Monster Hunter, Hunring Horn skin. 😂😂
"It's bloody awful, isn't it? I'm quite proud of myself"
sampling this right before a drop in a dubstep track
Ditto but for a goregrind track
Pls link the tracks
surely you'd have that sample right at the end of the track. that would be 🔥
Genius
@@bjorneolsen5026 i need to hear it 🙏
that'd be an amazing prop for a dnd campaign. The DM gets super serious, shouts a battle command in a husky voice and then triumphantly puts this thing to his lips and blows it. Shivers, instantly.
God the looks your players would give you as they die laughing would be worth it
@@LyndsayW1194 Absolutely
Totally not me giving this to my dm
Call of Cthulhu.
more like azathoth's flute players (or trumpet players in this case)
Mini cthulhu the IRS auditer
@@chirimoyan Yes. You're right.
No joke, imagine this on a much larger scale. It would probably sound terrifying
CoC
Evil bagpipes
I don’t think there’s a good kind
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated northumberland pipes are very beautiful and soft on the ears. Uilleann pipes are also less harsh than your standard (you're imagining highland pipes I know it), but definitely listen to northumberland pipes if you can't imagine bagpipes just being real pleasant on the ears. They are great though I prefer Uilleann pipes overall
@@sunkintree those are some pretty fantastic sounding instruments, you’ve convinced me that non-evil bagpipes exist! I really love the Uilleann ones.
Those are some evil Bagpipes from Baghdad
@@PelinalWhitestrake9147surprise Citation Needed reference?
"sounds bloody aweful....im quite proud" is the most british thing ive ever heard. sub earned
Not sure how I landed here, but this is my type of channel!
I love how no one’s addressing him just having a bunch of plastic saxophones “leftover”
Yes, because everyone has some... you are weird.
Don’t you though?
When he mentioned that I was thinking "leftover from what?" youre not alone XD
Thx for reminding me to clean out my closet of plastic parade horns
One man's amount of saxophone leftovers is his own business.
It's not about achieving things to make the world a better place. It's about having fun. And who doesn't have fun when whole groups of people immediately go deaf as soon as you let out a quick breath?
Happy are those who feel joy. Truly blessed are those who feel joy when no one else can.
I'm a half Scot and frankly adore bagpipes, and I've never had quite the right rebuttal to people telling me I'm wrong.
Unfortunately for them, I also love kazoos, and this thing you've made combines the innate chaotic beauty of both. I'll be sharing this video soon, probably...
"It's bloody awful, isn't it? I'm quite proud of myself."
This right here is a quote to live by
fr everyone nowadays doing something for something, always in it for some kind of return of investment, it is still good to do things just because we want to do things
Definitely a little brother
4real
Fereal
Probably one of the most British things you can say 🤣
Love it.
you brits have some whimsical hobbies
are you sure your not british as well “Whimsical. 🎩🧐🇬🇧☕️”
@@ablobfish5104 have you seen my content? I fall under the eccentric levels of cringe. Thats and I’m a furry, I can’t be British, your only allowed one mental disorder per life time.
Not much else to do on this shit rock.
@@Garbageman28 wrong! You could stop paying your TV licence
Oh no@@AmbroseBoaBowie
Your smile gives me 1000 years of life
Bloody hell I'm totally gutted!
Just one day before i saw this I chucked out all my old leftover plastic saxophones
This feels like something an ork would make in 40k
Noise warfare? More Slaanesh's area isn't it?
DA YELLO WUNZ IZ LOUDA!!!
@@nathangamble125 HORN NEEDS SUM DAKKA!
more like a goblin
SQUIGPIPE
SQUIGPIPE
SQUIGPIPE
Finding yet another UA-cam channel of the category of "funny old British guy who makes bizarre contraptions as a hobby" is always good
I've just now found this channel, do you have a list of funny old British dudes who make contraptions as a hobby so I can sub to them?
Answer @@wordedgently6691, damn it! We need answers!
They're always either "I have turned my laser pointer into a star wars blaster :)" or "How I planned for the coming of Christ and made a rapture-proof bunker in my Grandpa's old shed."
@@wordedgently6691Colin Furze is a great one, he's not too old but he definitively is a master in the art of thingamajigs
@@wordedgently6691 there's a guy iirc his name is Tim and has a HUGE collection of toys, every single one ever
Downright reprehensible. I love it so much.
You just casually summoned a demon somewhere, congrats.
Yummy.
Nah, this would bore through the demons' ears. It's actually a demon-repellent.😅
They simply wish to purchase it, dw.
Yep I'm here now
You called?
“It’s bloody awful, isn’t it?”
“I’m quite proud of myself” ☺️
That bit made me smile
Best closer possible
This, my son, is how a man becomes a legend.
What is legendary about this useless instrument? Lol
Thank you for rendering this incredibly important service unto all humanity.
Well, I know what my next D&D bard is going to play.
Except the horn debuffs anyone within its effective range. Including party members lmao.
@@Orbowitz lmao
It summons a demon every time you play it . . . You might want to be a warlock
Looks more like a mace. Make it bigger and do music while swinging and it's done
At a high enough level, you become skilled enough to speak with cephalopods and insects while using the horn. Just simple commands though, you can't hear them talk back.
If you progress to level 20 with this abomination, the instrumental sound waves become so discordant that you can fell stars and send a message or song throughout the cosmos. Be warned though: the horror that would occur if something worse than a god were to take notice of your song is insurmountable.
(I'm a lonely DM and miss making this stuff up)
_the perfect whimsical gift for my sisters children._
Please do not sentence your sister to this accursed fate, you never know when she might invite you over
Sister: why did my brother send my children, a bong?
@@Book_Theory. Correction: A “musical” bong.
Alternative lame-ass UA-cam joke:
Me: “But officer! It’s a musical instrument! 🎺 🎺 🎷 🎵 😬 🎵 … See?”
Officer Dedli Forsse: “Son, possession of a Horn of Geddon is a federal crime punishable by up to 25 years in prison or me shooting you in the face. Now, put out the blunt and step out of the car, sir.”
What is this s a reference to?@@scrotooftheninefingers218
You're the cool uncle that every kid wants
You are my inspiration. I wasn’t going to get out of bed today until I watched this video.
This is potentially a phenomenal "horn of confusion" d&d prompt you can give to players
Can't wait for this to confuse the hell out of a future archaeologist.
Surely this was used for ritual purposes
I'm a right now archaeologist and am confused
It’s true. You literally can’t.
Perhaps this is similar to the use of that Roman artefact they found recently with the holes and the metal balls.
I love the way you painted it. Makes it look all heavy and like it's gonna make some crazy sound only for it to sound like a classroom of kids with kazoos.
Wonderful description.
Like a Lovecraftian horn, perhaps of the ilk of those that lul Azathoth to his slumber.
IKR!? I thought it was going to sound like Hell itself or something!🤣😂
yep, this concept is going into a worldbuilding project immediately
Introducing our sequel:
I have a mouth and I must scream.
Looks like the kinda thing a Martian would use in a 60s sci-fi. I can picture a row of alien royal guards in a precession with something looking like that.
Reminds me of one particular scene in the anime bleach where there’s a whole bunch of the royal court guard captains
I just imagined Martin the Martian from Looney tunes with this thing and it was great
"it's bloody awful, isn't it? .,. I'm quite proud of myself" straight up Bugs Bunny energy.
"Ain't I a stinker?" ;)
@@Termina2018 XD for sure
“What instrument do you play”
“The corona virus horn”
😂
Amazing. 😂😂😂
THats what im thinking
😂😂🤣
Lmaoo
It’s like the last note resolution after an epic jazz sax battle that also summons an personal carriage pulled by 4 undead ponies to take you to your next location
Having discovered this I realize now that not only could I potentially create my own "horn of geddon" I in fact, am compelled.
Think of the chaos I can create with this thing. It will be glorious.
I love this. I'm going to make this. But with more horns. More squeakers. More drones. Deeper tones. And bigger.
Bagpipes have already been invented.
@@fredblonder7850
🎉 Bravo!!! 🎯
Deeper tones would be better
With blackjack, and hookers!
DO IT
hearing this echo through a canyon would be terrifying
I like that there are adults in the world making stuff for no good reason than fun.
And the horn of Geddon shall herald his arrival. Bloody marvelous!
One of my absolute favorite ways to fuck with people has got to be keeping the squeaker out of a dog toy in my cheek during camping trips and using it to make bizarre noises in the woods. I've gotten to where I can make the noise with the thing pinned against the roof of my mouth instead of my lips so someone can be looking right at me as I'm making the noise and they might not even be able to tell.
I parlayed this into the Clown Plague gag with a particularly suggestible friend once who was known to be more or less perpetually under the influence of Substances(tm).
The gag goes like this.
You start by hiding a clown wig, clown nose, and clown shoes in a bag you can find easily, but where your camping companions won't know about it or find it.
You set up the joke by making squeaking noises periodically, escalating until it gets dark. Be careful not to let anyone see you do it.
Then you go off into the woods to poop or collect fire wood or get something from your car. Whatever gets you out of visual range of the fire where you can collect your clown accessories.
Then you use a couple of additional squeakers to simulate a sudden burst of squeaking noises and quickly put on the clown accessories.
Finally, you slowly walk back into the campsite wearing your clown accessories, making a squeak noise each time you take a step. If you're good enough with the squeaker, you can do two different sized squeakers for different visual effects, including the Bodysnatcher howl, which is hysterically funny. Just don't inhale the squeaker.
This is unhinged. I kinda love it 😂
Diabolical. I love it.
I did a similar thing. Every time my friend would put his left foot down, I would squeak. Drove him mad.
jfc, respect
delightfully devilish
I clicked on this video thinking you were Adam Savage...I was not disappointed.
underrated comment
The Adam Tame himself
Adam? No.
Savage? Absolutely!
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far in the comments to find someone else that thought they stumbled onto a new one-day-build from Adam on Tested.
what you hear as King Paimon approaches. Truly haunting
man shows the music instrument he made, takes the world by storm
This feels like something you'd find in some kind of Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets Discworld kind of thing
A BS Johnson horn for sure
@@ellingengLike a former "official" instrument of Ankh-Morpork that has caused a war as it was mistaken for an alert?
Would fit to bloody stupid johnson.
yea its giving some massive discworld vibes
I personally enjoy the fact that even after you stop blowing one of the squeakers seems to continue; presumably the death rattle of the tiny demon summoned each time
That's a genuine auditory delight, I bloody love that. Well tuned and well made!
bro made a legendary artifact
This is the best thing on the internet today. This week. Ever.
You are very kind. Wait 'til you see what comes next ...
0:40 That looks awesome, and straight out of a Dr. Seuss book!
It's like the bagpipe's smaller, angrier cousin.
This might hands down be the best yt vid
I was recommended this out of nowhere and I’ve never been more happy to stumble upon a random video, this is gold and genuinely brightened my day
Just youtube used be back in the day.
Found it from his Dijeri don't video.
Same here
''So, what's your favourite instrument noise?''
''Infinite pain and anguish of a thousand soules produced by a lovecraftean trypophobia horn.''
''...''
What?
Yes!
Archaeologists will find this in 1000 years and think this is what our instruments looked like
Finally, a weapon for bards
The last sound the people of Jericho ever heard.
We need to return to making and posting things that make us as happy as this man and his truly cursed horn
you meant truly blessed horn, of course
@@whateversmurfette Its more of a Truly Blursed horn
This has hard core Atomic Shrimp vibes and I love it.
What an absolute legend this man is.
Took almost a year, but the UA-cam algorithm has finally decided that we must hear this cursed instrument. Let us all know suffering, together.
This is the perfect gift for someone's kid you really don't like
Correction, this is the perfect gift for the kid of someone you don't like.
One of my favorite dr seuss creations
you sir distilled the unpleasantness of the blustering bagpipe
It looks biblical
Hence the name
Bagpipes, but with extra evil. I love it.
I love the juxtaposition of this charming man’s childlike amusement and his horrid, chaotic creation
The algorithm led me here and i was not disappointed
Bro rlly made a darksouls weapon
And that's how the bagpipe was invented
“It’s blood awful. I’m quite proud of myself.”
Your neighbours must love you! :-)
Especially Mrs Rigsby
"Commander of the scrap yard. You hear that its a death wish to keep going"- 2077 veteran
His neighbors must just be thinking, "not another one."
This looks like one of those $15 eBay dress-up party accessories made from random junk, would go perfect with one of those hot-glue steampunk masks lol
This looks like something that you would see at an 87-year-old grandma’s garage sale that’s worth like $4 billion. Love your vids by the way.
That is the coolest looking bong I’ve ever seen.
Being proud of the mischievous things one does has to be my new personal goal.
Thank you for the inspiration
Love have only one end. It's at the tip of the last sip of that last note. Can you hear how brave and strong it is? "Stay away, you will not come closer."
The call of a hundred pained souls
I like to imagine this being a punishment back in medieval times. Like if a prince or other member of the feudal high-society had done something to upset the king, instead of a trumpet fanfare when making an entrance, someone would play this discordant horn as a way of publicly shaming them 😂
I like your style.
I just imagine historians digging that up centuries later and trying to piece together what that thing’s purpose was 😂
Truly an instrument to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies
A good way to get back at the roosters for waking me up early
But that is absolutely the most beautiful thing that you should never let your kids ever find.
this man is definitely THE #1 grandpa
I like the instrument making videos so much I am watching them again.
The erdtree is well protected with this man guarding it!
Such a vile sounding contraption, it’s magnificent
The kind of horn demons would blow before announcing the arrival of a cenobite fr.
I love these kinda fun projects.
Gabriel when they feel a bit quirky 1:21
Can't wait for the Horn of Getoff
It sounds like an infernal bagpipe. Im obsessed I love it.
This looks like something from a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
The look on my dog's face after you blew into it the second time is something I would frame.
I'd love to keep this on my shelf as a conversation starter
Me: takes a glance, "Is that a crack pipe???".
i dunno what brought you to my youtube but i like this
That's a genuinley intimidating war cry though.
It sounds remarkably animalistic, good work
He really did just reinvent the Bagpipe as a horn 😂
That is a thing of beauty, both in looks and sound.
What a delightful exercise in cacophony. Thanks for sharing.