The Hornyx
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
- Following in the appalling wake of my previous 'musical' instrument builds - the HORN OF GEDDON, the DIDGERIDON'T and the EYE-LO-PHONE - may I now present to you ... the HORNYX.
It's very loosely based on a tall ancient Celtic battle horn called the Carnyx that my ancestors used to frighten the living daylights out of those pesky Romans, Saxons and Vikings. All I managed to frighten was a squirrel and an elderly dogwalker who is now in therapy.
It would be ridiculous and disingenuous to say 'enjoy'.
So I'll just say that I hope it amuses you.
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Toodle-pip!
At this rate my man is going to make whole orchestra from hell.
lol
So clever lmao
He needs to play the Butt Song from Hell on them
Satan himself paid this guy to make his theme song
WAAAA WA WA WAAAA WAA
The undisputed BEST type of elderly man.
Elderly? 60 is the new 30!
@@Colganologyyou know it my man
@@Colganology I stand corrected 😁
dats what I was gonna say!
Elderly? More like eldritch.
this guy makes the most whimsical pieces of media and im all here for it
We’re*
Same
i'm in the business of being whimsical
“Some sort of screaming engine” 😂😂😂
This is one of those videos that the internet was invented for.
The only way that this contraption could be improved is if the three horns would rotate as they scream the fear of the gods through your bones.
I was hoping for it to spin.
Imagine that hooked up to an air compressor as your burglar alarm.
I love screaming engines.
Best kind
I love noise-generating *******
No that's not 500 celts on laughing gas in a steam engine. That's just our local Getafix and his Hornyx. All for it XD
ASTERIX REFERENCE SPOTTED
ASTERIX REFERENCE LESGOOOOOO
@@ringsystemmusic @traffecone PEOPLE OF CULTURE
Based asterix enjoyer
Hornyx was the sex crazed mayor of Lutetia (yes, I read the Asterix books too).
"the appalling orchestra" is a idea that might not be very good but a idea that I really want to hear and see turn into reality
Since most of them use the same sound type (the dog squeak toys) the instruments would mostly sound the same sadly. It would still sound amazingly deadly though.
You feel like the UK version of a combination of Gabe Newell and Adam Savage and I'm all for it.
he is a cryptid
This is the most accurate description of Coly.
He also sounds like sniper from tf2
You know, I don’t think you’re far off.
@@nathanmiller9381the kind of man that will heart a comment calling him a cryptid. I love this guy
The video was playing in the background and I must have some Roman blood in me for at 8:26 I jumped in my seat and wanted to run back to some peninsula.
😂
We love an older gentleman sharing his creation of whimsical yet dubious 'musical' devices
"Screaming Engine" is SUCH a good name for these!!
The guy's out there making people think there's monsters in the woods and thats my favorite type of content
This may be the most majestic sound yet, the bell muting technique was... chef's kiss.
That’s an instrument that would put the opposing side stop in fear
Sir you are an absolute menace and I love every moment of it. I was having a good chuckle all the time until I saw that 6AM stamp, that one had me howling. Can't wait to see the part 2, it already sounds incredible
The screaming engines you make remind me of what faerie instruments would be ❤
Initially I was sceptical and expected it to just sound like an even louder air horn but BOY that payoff!!!
"It's a bit bendy and it looks a bit weird"
We're dealing with serious problems here XD
It's an age thing.
You blow this thing on a lonely moor after dark and people are going to think the Wild Hunt is back
That’s fantastic! I love your Truly Appalling Awful Orchestra!! I love how you named it.
Your hats are amazing
Can't help but imagine some poor Christian grandma waking up to that sound with fear in her eyes muttering "The trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised" XD
the teaser for the new instrument is even more exciting
"Screaming engine" LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I think the only thing better would be if you combined the existing Hornyx, Eye-lo-phone, Digiridon't, and Hornageddon with the bag from a bagpipes, for a "sustained screaming engine".
Didgeridon’t* btw
it'd be better than prfect.
pefrect*
i give up
If I was a roman soldier, that sound would definitely scare me. Looking forward to the c-pipes! Or whatever you'll call them. Their sound is very ominous already
this dude is just creating legendary items.
Ah yes, another entry into the series of Whimsical Wailing Wonders
Patiently awaiting the next addition to this series of most fortunate instruments.
There will be more. Time is my problem - I have a day job and these projects are completd when I have days off. But, oh yes, there will be more ...
Ah yes, 1950s supermarket music always goes well with a video about making random stuff!
I love that these instruments are slowly progressing into sounding more unique each time, very cool!
some distant celtic ancestor in his grave is going to be smiling at this man for his craft.
This guy literally just went "Y'know what. I feel like I'm gonna start making Dr. Suess looking instruments for the internet." And I am here for it. Keep it up frined!
Dr. Suess? That's straight-up H.P. Lovecraft.
Another ghastly diabolical instrument of doom, splendid
Thank you, sir! Since blowing your new horn, I have not seen a single Roman, and they have been known to be a bit of a bother here in East Anglia!
It really sounded like a kazoo and some goblins laughing. Honestly, great work.
what a wonderfully horrid arrangement you are constructing! That teaser leaves me torn between fear and excitement, I can’t wait.
YES! The horns are back! So excited for this!
I hope the production of these instruments won't stop until they can supply a whole orchestra.
This man is filled with such whimsy 2:55 8:50 9:11 Just look at how much genuine enjoyment he's getting out of these little noises and crafting this instrument this one is definitely my new favourite out of all of the instruments so far
I love these videos. It's effectively a man, who's weird in the best way possible, making weird instruments, that are weird in the best way possible, out of weird things he finds around, which are all weird in the best ways possible.
ah my favourite form of weapon: making the ears of the enemy bleed
Your noisemaking exploits are always amazing.
The wiggle the three horns do when you tested this monstrosity towards the end sold me. I'll take 10.
I’m so glad that these are new videos and not something YT recommended to me from a decade ago
It sounds like laughter, screaming and crying. All at the same time. Cool.
I did not know I needed the phrase 'Screaming Engine' in my life.
That is such a divine nightmare noise. UNLEASH IT ON THE MASSES!!!
I feel blessed to have witnessed this. Raw creativity and play!
I have loud pipes PREINSTALLED in my lungs, with this I will scare off Parliament
a fantastic new contraption
You sir, are one of my favorite people on the internet. Please keep doing what you do, whimsical instruments or otherwise
Satan shakes in his fetters when he hears the foul death-shriek of this cursed machine.
My favorite yet, sure wouldnt want to meet that on the battlefield
This feels like I'm watching the making of a plumbus
this man is a menace.
i love it.
one who wields the hornyx is a warrior of the mind, for their enemies shall be entranced to scream along to the tune of its horrendous sound.
this sounds even cooler than the other ones! i hope this video can blow up as much as the other ones did
You honestly, are just a real life cartoon inventor. I love it.
I needed this. This is what YT was meant to be. I cried from laughter. Good on you sir.
All these beautifully horrifying instruments deserve to be put in a museum.
This man popped into my recommendations earlier today, clearly the algorithm was having a good day, this is the greatest channel on the platform. Keep up the good work!
This man is hugely grateful to you :)
I might die of fear if I heard this in the night while wondering in the forest
I have no idea how I got here. But man does the whimsical sound and passion for the crafting of these instruments from a forgotten age bring a smile to my libs. The hat's help haha. Awesome work man, I look forward towards the next instrument. :D
I LOVE these. I cannot emphasize enough.
Dear GOD. That thing would scare the living daylights out of your enemies… and your friends… and anyone who can hear, basically. I love it XD
PLEASE keep making these! I'm in love with your content!
This deserves to be a segment on a children’s show
These are my favorite instruments and I'm glad you're doing more.
A carnyx was the first thing I thought about when I saw that giant pipe! Absolutely genius channel, 10/10.
When you played it i could hear the screams of the innocent.
love it.
It’s been a while, glad to see him back making DooDads
I genuinely cannot wait for the magnificent orchestra performance that you will 1 day give with all of your magnificent creations
Please do continue making these abhorrent intruments. I love watching your creative process behind them as well as of course being surprised by the sheer horror of your creations. Cheers!!! ❤
With these wonderful instruments you may end up summoning somthing
I love your instruments and art! Great work!
When he pulled out that rubber chicken I got so scared. My day was ruined when he put it back down. My disappointment is immeasurable.
The chicken will return - I have it earmarked for a new project ...
God, I love this channel so much. Protect this man at all costs. Love from NYC USA
I legitimately beamed when I heard it for the first time in all its glory, a FANTASTIC war horn!! Great work!!
I want this man’s instruments playing at my funeral
Careful what you wish for ...
@@Colganology that’s either a promise, a challenge, or a threat, and I’m here for all those.
Don't apologize for any of this. You really need more subscribers, this brought me so much joy. And it clearly brings you joy.
Thank you. :) I'm not chasing numbers - just having fun and sharing the joy. There's something REALLY bonkers coming soon ... :D
Man's just out there enjoying life and constructing doohickeys in his doodad headquarters. Living the dream
That's a warhorn to strike fear into the heart of any man within 10 miles of it
This man is the biblically accurate bard. Love your work!
Imagine hearing this in the middle of the woods at night
Not much content out there has me grinning ear to ear throughout, but these twisted little mischievous instrument videos bring me much joy and make my cheeks hurt. Face cheeks, just to clarify. My other cheeks are fine.
You’re like a wizard to me I love all of the concentrated chaos in your videos
These videos never fail to absolutely make my day with their chaos and I love them to bits for that. Amazing work as always!!
You're very kind 😊
You are such an inspiration. A reminder of the wonders of human creativity and how we are allowed to just go MAKE things for no reason!!
Had trouble searching this video up. It brought up every other inappropriate result instead.
If this horn was in the army it would terrify the enemy.
I love all the fantastical things you create! Thanks for sharing all these laughs with us!!!
This man has inspired me to start blowing on random pipes I find around my house
Oh, believe me, I am for sure asking "what next?" I absolutely love these
Man, your videos always put a HUGE smile on my face 😄
Thank you so much🎺
One of my favorite-sounding ones you've made. Very excited to hear the finished version of your next instrument!!!!
I love your videos. I love everything you do. I love everything you are about. God bless!
Just stumbled on this channel. Like a cross between fed dibnah and rick wakeman! Brilliant!
This whole video gave me such a good giggle. Quality stuff, as always.
This is content ripped straight out of 2010 youtube and I am absolutely hyped to see more of it
You should hire a band to attempt to make a good song using all of these instruments