If GTA V Heroes Were Charged For Their Crimes

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  • @jacksonconstantine5740
    @jacksonconstantine5740 Рік тому +11398

    I love the idea of Lamar being cool with the hundreds of years of prison but tripping over the 1k fine

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken Рік тому +455

      Pretty in character ngl 😂

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Рік тому +741

      Judge: You will receive about 422.5 years in prison.
      Lamar: Okay? Like I give a f**k.
      Judge: And a 1,000 fine.
      Lamar: You f**kin’ wit me right? I ain’t paying shit ni-

    • @greyster680
      @greyster680 Рік тому +36

      ​@@Aspect.04 -rdly

    • @hotlov72
      @hotlov72 Рік тому +54

      Why not prison right? Free education, free food, free rent, spend time with your buddies, lots of work to do

    • @jacksonconstantine5740
      @jacksonconstantine5740 Рік тому +51

      @@hotlov72 ‘spending time with your buddies’ being a euphemism for when one of you has your face pressed into your pillow against your will

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully Рік тому +1702

    For Michael, Franklin and Trevor's case, they'll likely be let out of the police station with no ammo for their guns

    • @Ok_Igwe
      @Ok_Igwe Рік тому +16

      On meee

    • @zamanthos937
      @zamanthos937 Рік тому +23

      i mean half the time they were under duress

    • @brisk15
      @brisk15 10 місяців тому +21

      Only Micheal and Trevor, Franklin just gets killed

    • @manuelcruz801
      @manuelcruz801 10 місяців тому +4

      YO@@brisk15

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 8 місяців тому

      they get witness protection

  • @TheSpartan-jd9xn
    @TheSpartan-jd9xn Рік тому +2410

    9:45 I love the fact that Michael Trevor and Franklin are doing the “hear no evil speak no evil and see no evil” after Dave mentions corrupt government business lmao

    • @josephmackaravitz4279
      @josephmackaravitz4279 Рік тому +108

      I knew I wasn’t the only one that noticed that lmao

    • @naturazpolski9213
      @naturazpolski9213 Рік тому

      ​@@josephmackaravitz4279A secret: nobody of you, thinking you are alone, are alone with this. Only idiots didn't notice.

    • @TheMikeyPie
      @TheMikeyPie Рік тому +73

      Right! I missed that during the actual game😂

    • @patience99
      @patience99 Рік тому +33

      I know what they did but i didnt get why they do that

    • @torvamessor666
      @torvamessor666 Рік тому +7

      😂 noticed it right away

  • @nathancorley4023
    @nathancorley4023 Рік тому +1140

    On the bright side, Dave will probably finish his sentence by the time GTA 6 comes out

    • @Finn_the_Cat
      @Finn_the_Cat Рік тому +30

      So 5 years, he can cop a plea and get short time, he knows a lot of stuff

    • @shamus248
      @shamus248 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Finn_the_Catthey'll see the things he did!

    • @Finn_the_Cat
      @Finn_the_Cat Рік тому +1

      @shamus248 he can still cop a plea, that was when he was telling Michael they would find out about the corrupt deal they made and realize he's still alive and what his false alias is

    • @TF_ARCHIVES
      @TF_ARCHIVES Рік тому +36

      This aged well

    • @horsetheround
      @horsetheround Рік тому +12

      ​@@TF_ARCHIVESit sure did lmfao

  • @rivalgamer983
    @rivalgamer983 Рік тому +7736

    Wasn’t expecting that long for Dave and that short for Lester honestly

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Рік тому +304

      He has good connections so likely less.

    • @eisik2580
      @eisik2580 Рік тому +187

      Short 144 years is short?

    • @Bucks2025CHAMPIONS
      @Bucks2025CHAMPIONS Рік тому +212

      Dude Dave and the whole fib is corrupt as hell it’s definitely not surprising

    • @slaster1086
      @slaster1086 Рік тому +279

      ​@@eisik2580compared to 3000+ years its pocket change.

    • @imright9686
      @imright9686 Рік тому +57

      Why was Dave's first kill a crime?

  • @rickygrenadier6303
    @rickygrenadier6303 Рік тому +178

    4:07 I love Michael's perfectly cut scream

  • @DrewHiRacingNASCARWinPOVs
    @DrewHiRacingNASCARWinPOVs Рік тому +2619

    They should add a harassment charge to Lester for spamming our phones!

    • @Huels
      @Huels Рік тому +51

      Only if you don't finish the missions online.

    • @embrace_the_random
      @embrace_the_random Рік тому +88

      And highway robbery for HIS MASSIVE CUTS DURING EACH HEIST!

    • @tomaprd
      @tomaprd Рік тому +10

      @@embrace_the_random LOL IT’S JUST 5%,BRUH…

    • @embrace_the_random
      @embrace_the_random Рік тому +6

      @@tomaprd witch is crazy for how much money you make in the gta world

    • @WarmRepeat
      @WarmRepeat Рік тому +15

      Yeah, Also Lester is LJT.
      One of the defend business calls will reveal him. "this is Lest- ... I mean LJT"

  • @BALLI5tICAL
    @BALLI5tICAL Рік тому +586

    I feel like Lamar would get more upset about the $1000 fine than the time he has to do in prison

  • @fabriciobarriosproductions5836
    @fabriciobarriosproductions5836 Рік тому +6996

    I can't wait to see how many first-degree murder charges are against Niko.

    • @leoarevalo6786
      @leoarevalo6786 Рік тому +322

      At that point just give him life or the death penalty

    • @awesomeman6948
      @awesomeman6948 Рік тому +206

      @@leoarevalo6786 a life sentence usually isnt your whole life, in the US, you can get out as early as 25 years

    • @lan9138
      @lan9138 Рік тому +73

      still probably
      not as much as trevor philips

    • @s1nd3rr0z3
      @s1nd3rr0z3 Рік тому +101

      @@awesomeman6948 Depends on whether you get parole or not, Niko probably wouldn't

    • @GodlessFiend
      @GodlessFiend Рік тому +17

      Don’t forget Claude

  • @YTuserrrrr
    @YTuserrrrr Рік тому +119

    “Free my boy he aint do nun.”
    *His boy:*

  • @CarrieForle
    @CarrieForle Рік тому +3780

    Every crime that was "under FIB orders" are on Dave LMFAO

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr Рік тому +189

      Because he was the FIB giving the orders lol

    • @hqmagnus
      @hqmagnus Рік тому +189

      But he’s corrupt 🤷‍♂️ everyone knows he’s corrupt. Micheal knows it, Trevor knows it, lester knows it. So in reality I think they would be charged for those crimes.

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng Рік тому +75

      @@hqmagnus Dont see any issue, just FIB being FIB

    • @furywanabemonky05
      @furywanabemonky05 Рік тому

      ​@@hqmagnushow micheal was/is his informant and was not showing any corruption unlike others

    • @upinsm0ke400
      @upinsm0ke400 Рік тому +36

      8:01 you forgot assault for dave

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 Рік тому +116

    0:47 the fact lamar climbs that wearing slides is pretty impressive

  • @bobbythekidd4712
    @bobbythekidd4712 Рік тому +2639

    But Dave can cop a plea and get 5 years because he knows a lot of stuff.

    • @Ralthazar
      @Ralthazar Рік тому +51

      haha

    • @Johnyisme
      @Johnyisme Рік тому +164

      I’m sure Saul Goodman would be able to do it so.

    • @taha_2415
      @taha_2415 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Ralthazar?

    • @fabriciobarriosproductions5836
      @fabriciobarriosproductions5836 Рік тому

      @@taha_2415 ¿

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 Рік тому

      Don't bitch and moan that's a good thing being able to get bigger guys should always be the priority if we have to trade something for it it is worth it .. without being a fib agent Dave has no power whatsoever his problem with criminality relies on his power abuse and lack of empathy he's not a threat without the power .. the bigger fish is a threat tho they can just replace Dave easily

  • @oliverreinisch704
    @oliverreinisch704 Рік тому +234

    Damn Lamar getting 422.5 years in jail is fine but a $1000 dollar fine is brutal.

  • @OVO-Adolf
    @OVO-Adolf Рік тому +804

    Lamar starting with 422.5 years already is insane

    • @Rattifant
      @Rattifant Рік тому +84

      Don't forget the 1000$ fine tho.🤣

    • @tsfromtx
      @tsfromtx Рік тому +63

      Not as insane as him supposed to be 26

    • @ScriptedLinks
      @ScriptedLinks Рік тому +8

      @@tsfromtx Right what is that lmao

    • @jose_mere
      @jose_mere Рік тому +7

      ​@@tsfromtxhe was 26 back in 2013

    • @summmerly
      @summmerly Рік тому +1

      I don’t think the kills that the has to make as any of the 3 characters should go to Lamar but to the respective characters.

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm Рік тому +105

    Well, with CURRENT sentencing in California, Lamar would be able to plea-deal 1/2 of the charges to be dropped, resulting in maybe around 200 years in prison, plus time off for good behavior, so roughly 150 years... provided of course he wasn't released on bond awaiting his trial, at which point he would probably be free to do it all over again in say 24-48 hrs.

    • @Aria23331
      @Aria23331 Рік тому +4

      150 years… pretty sure he would be still dead if his release day comes

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Aria23331nah Lamar got plot armor💪

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 8 днів тому

      He'd have a bond of easily half a billion.

  • @furiousapplesack
    @furiousapplesack Рік тому +89

    9:45 Not sure why I didn't notice the first time I played through the game, but that reference to "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" is pretty clever.

    • @marcushartung3988
      @marcushartung3988 8 місяців тому +3

      I haven't played up to this part yet irl but I noticed the 🙈🙊🙉 as soon as I saw it in the vid

  • @nahuelma97
    @nahuelma97 Рік тому +45

    I'm intrigued by the fact that some of Dave's felony murders aren't something like "solicitation of felony murder" or something similar, to note that he didn't himself commit them but instead coerced or solicited someone else to commit them for him.

    • @russellpuff1996
      @russellpuff1996 Рік тому +10

      Yeah that’s the problem with these kind of vids. There are far more specific charges that need to be made and you could get multiple charges out of one act too. I work for a small town newspaper and I read over the arrests for drug busts or violent acts or even simple altercations with police. The list of charges that get tacked on are insane.

    • @misonly5496
      @misonly5496 Рік тому +11

      I searched about felony murder on google i will post it here and you take your conclusions ok?
      Felony murder is a legal rule that expands the definition of murder. It applies when someone commits a certain kind of felony and someone else dies in the course of it. It doesn't matter whether the death was intentional or accidental-the defendant is liable for it. The rule is usually limited to felonies that are inherently or foreseeably dangerous to human life, such as arson, rape, robbery, and burglary.
      Unlike most murder charges, felony murder doesn't require the intent to kill, only:
      the intent to commit the underlying felony (the "predicate felony"), and
      that someone died as a result of the felony.
      If more than one person participates in the felony, all involved are equally responsible, even those who didn't cause the death. In some cases, even those who weren't present when the death occurred are responsible.
      *Example: Three people agree to burglarize a home; Al and Bill go inside while Carl acts as a lookout. When the homeowner discovers the burglars, Bill shoots and kills him. All three are guilty of felony murder, even if Al and Carl didn't know Bill was armed, and even though Carl was outside the entire time. (Bill is probably also guilty of old-fashioned first- or second-degree murder-either way, a judge would probably give him the harshest sentence.)*

  • @DevaDragon911
    @DevaDragon911 Рік тому +446

    lester would have an even longer list if you include online

    • @kennynelson3189
      @kennynelson3189 Рік тому +138

      Imagine a “If your GTA Online character was charged for their crimes” 😂 at least 10,000 years

    • @Deltalua06
      @Deltalua06 Рік тому +64

      @@kennynelson3189far more than 10,000 years including over hundred million dollar fine

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Рік тому +6

      He'd hit over 1000 surely

    • @simmikhatun1819
      @simmikhatun1819 Рік тому +30

      if your online player got charged for his crime he's getting death row

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +10

      He saved the world though so it’s all cool, I’m sure there’s fine prints

  • @AvarageYakuzaEnjoyer
    @AvarageYakuzaEnjoyer Рік тому +38

    Damn, Lester looks MUCH younger than he actually is. I figured he was a bad looking mid to late thirties but the dude was born in 1956. Thats crazy.

  • @bockqses
    @bockqses Рік тому +887

    Dave shooting Brad wasn't illegal, technically. As long as they didn't know why he WAS doing it, then he would just be seen as taking down a violent criminal to protect others.

    • @marcusthesecond9352
      @marcusthesecond9352 Рік тому +11

      🤦

    • @ajohndaeal-asad6731
      @ajohndaeal-asad6731 Рік тому +71

      That’s a fair interpretation but the intent and why matters but would they be able to prove it court is different

    • @yaboinamedblank76
      @yaboinamedblank76 Рік тому +33

      @@ajohndaeal-asad6731 depends on a couple of things, whether or not Dave left any loose ends, along with the how and why of his convenient whereabouts, amongst other things. Since it’s what supposedly made his career, the man would get picked apart depending on how bad they want him and whether they want him gone.

    • @ajohndaeal-asad6731
      @ajohndaeal-asad6731 Рік тому +4

      @@yaboinamedblank76 very true

    • @v7xgaming
      @v7xgaming Рік тому +4

      afaik dave was meant to shoot trevor but accidentally hit brad

  • @EmeraldPencil46
    @EmeraldPencil46 Рік тому +58

    I thought Lester was gonna be murder-free, but then I realised he definitely killed a guy on live tv lol

    • @johnsmith60
      @johnsmith60 Рік тому

      That’s Murder 1 for you automatic 25 to life 😂

    • @smerfdzikus2334
      @smerfdzikus2334 5 місяців тому +1

      don't forget payphone assassinations, killing Haines, Stretch, Cheng, and Devin in Ending C and I think policemen and soldiers murdered in heists and heist preps also count.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 4 місяці тому

      @@smerfdzikus2334 The guy who does these videos tries to be as pacifist when it comes to that. Meaning if it's possible to do preps without killing or stealing, he'll do it.
      Also because of the random variants involved in doing preps. So he mostly ignores preps and side content.

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 4 місяці тому

      He also shoots down choppers with an RPG in the last heist (if you choose to go with the train plan).

    • @smerfdzikus2334
      @smerfdzikus2334 4 місяці тому

      @@JayHog1992 Yeah, thanks for that info. But still, some missions FORCE you to kill police or guards, because otherwise you will die or the mission won't progress.

  • @jakube1735
    @jakube1735 Рік тому +98

    In the first mission LD was sent to repossess the car by Simeon, the charges should be on him instead. Second charge is evading, not resisting.

    • @AlchemyLOZ
      @AlchemyLOZ Рік тому +17

      A lot of the crimes on this channel are inaccurate

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Рік тому +7

      I'm also surprised that he got no crimes for the street race sequence that immediately followed

  • @just_viben07
    @just_viben07 Рік тому +6

    4:07 the cut off with Michael's reaction was funny af

  • @ReklessStandard
    @ReklessStandard Рік тому +542

    To be honest, the thing that kinda annoys me is the boosting the cars at the beginning of the game. I wouldn't necessarily classify that as grand theft auto only because it is a dealership reposition. In the real world, thats like your average repo guy repositioning a car and being criminally charged for it. To say the least it is official business with an added climax for the game.

    • @therealjohnmarston
      @therealjohnmarston Рік тому +12

      I was gonna say the same thing

    • @georgewashingtonsar-1527
      @georgewashingtonsar-1527 Рік тому +176

      thats true but if it was a repo job, a tow truck would come and repo it, not two gangsters who had to sneak in to take them, to then drive off recklessly.

    • @sigamer216
      @sigamer216 Рік тому +138

      Simeon’s business is pretty shady and potentially illegal

    • @davidlewis1418
      @davidlewis1418 Рік тому +108

      Simeon is a loan shark and typically loan sharks operate outside the law, typically by doing things like hiring two men to steal the cars back at a lower rate than hiring an official towing company to repo the delinquent vehicles. Even if we assume Simeon had a valid lending license, I think he breaks several fair lending principles such as having Franklin "repo" Jimmy's vehicle which was less than a month in on payments.

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr Рік тому +23

      These repossessions were done illegally though. If it was a legal repossession that's completely different

  • @mcake7479
    @mcake7479 Рік тому +28

    Lester would get a quite bit larger sentence if you consider both that it seems like he has done this for a lot of years before the game starts. Also considering what he is doing in gta online things like giving money to the police so you can get away, the diamond casino heist etc

  • @xpresslotodo460
    @xpresslotodo460 Рік тому +175

    This would be like a worst case scenario sentence if they have enough evidence for all these cases and they can get a lawyer too

    • @lanefox5840
      @lanefox5840 Рік тому +5

      And Dave works for the government so he could probably just pay the courts off too

    • @plntycash
      @plntycash Рік тому +17

      The resisting arrest for Franklin and Lamar was actually fleeing and eluding

    • @leanderbaake7427
      @leanderbaake7427 Рік тому

      there was a lot of charges that werent mentioned becausethat would have made the video hours long
      @@plntycash

  • @TheMiddleFiddle
    @TheMiddleFiddle Рік тому +19

    All those felony murder charges for Lamar actually would fall under Manslaughter, as they didn't intend to kill anyone, they just wanted to steal the bike. And you could only chalk every self defense up to self defense if he had a great lawyer. Considering yknow, both of those shootouts were in a drug deal.

    • @Ridbozothe2nd
      @Ridbozothe2nd 8 місяців тому +1

      Well some of them would be classified as homicides, along with assault on an officer, domestic terrorism, possession of unregistered firearms, possession of illegal firearms, arson, and all the others he missed in the video

  • @9mmSurpressor
    @9mmSurpressor Рік тому +590

    Wouldn’t killing all the military guys in that one heist count as domestic terrorism?

    • @mariodario1427
      @mariodario1427 Рік тому

      pretty much entirely terrorism since they're using stolen military equipment, and causing heavy civil danger

    • @-caesarian-6078
      @-caesarian-6078 Рік тому

      Terrorism must be an act that creates fear in order to support a political goal. The robbery might have been scary, but it was only done to get the money, so it wouldn’t count.

    • @1fubar1
      @1fubar1 Рік тому +94

      merryweather is not a goverment army. its a private army so no.

    • @-caesarian-6078
      @-caesarian-6078 Рік тому +213

      @@1fubar1 in the Poleto score climax, they were fighting the real US Army, not Merryweather.

    • @aidarosullivan5269
      @aidarosullivan5269 Рік тому +13

      ​@@-caesarian-6078That was corrupt army

  • @Bobayaki
    @Bobayaki Рік тому +14

    9:34 “Ah I see someone, he fits the pro-“ *shoots*

  • @CtrlMouse9
    @CtrlMouse9 Рік тому +54

    7:05 are we gonna see all of Lesters GTA online crimes because he did a lot worse in online

    • @mariodario1427
      @mariodario1427 Рік тому +10

      it's dependant to the player, so it won't be possible to count it all

    • @miamimutilator
      @miamimutilator 6 місяців тому +1

      That's gonna take a video

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial Рік тому +16

    In truth Lester's list would've been much different had you counted his Online presence as well. Rackman specifically stated there will be no record at the end of the Doomsday Heist, which he starts robbing the Diamond Casino shortly after, making him stack functionally infinite charges of "Accessory to armed robbery"

  • @marioplaygames_47
    @marioplaygames_47 Рік тому +39

    7:44 "I could get 5 years"
    Dave with 32 years counted

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  Рік тому +6

      Minimum sentence for premeditated in North Dakota is 30 years

    • @marioplaygames_47
      @marioplaygames_47 Рік тому +9

      @@cinemacop I know, what I say is that Dave himself got wrong with his years in prison

    • @zackrodriguez7519
      @zackrodriguez7519 Рік тому +3

      Well he did say “cop a plea deal and get 5 years”

    • @Youcrab-jx1jt
      @Youcrab-jx1jt 9 місяців тому

      But in actuality he’d get as much as Trevor

  • @LaserCoreX
    @LaserCoreX Рік тому +10

    If you had done the alternate route for the UD heist, Lester would have possession of a destructive device, unlawful uses of destructive devices, and even more counts of murder

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  Рік тому +4

      Subtle approach is canon

  • @yachtman87
    @yachtman87 Рік тому +9

    "I know a lot of stuff I cop a plea, get 5 years"
    The Cinema Cop: "Oh I don't think so"

  • @robertmontague1216
    @robertmontague1216 Рік тому +6

    Dave and Lester seem pretty calm acting when discussing murder

  • @AyeDemonz
    @AyeDemonz Рік тому +206

    I’m curious to see one for Tommy. He has done a lot. Like impersonating a police officer twice and even killed for his home. Man is a menace 😂

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA Рік тому +2

      who is Tommy???

    • @imdrippysir1280
      @imdrippysir1280 Рік тому +33

      @@AlqhemyA Tommy vercetti

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 Рік тому +26

      @@imdrippysir1280 Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn't think they'd ever let him out.

    • @AyeDemonz
      @AyeDemonz Рік тому +13

      @@AlqhemyAhow you don’t know tommy vercetti

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +4

      You took 30,900 years from me Sonny

  • @BeingTheBear
    @BeingTheBear Рік тому +3

    Dave’s sentence be like “Oh, And the quarter (million). Don’t forget the quarter! (million)”

  • @JustAnInnocentTrollFace
    @JustAnInnocentTrollFace Рік тому +221

    Next: If Carl Johnson (CJ) Was Charged For His Crimes From GTA San Andreas

    • @cinnamon4
      @cinnamon4 Рік тому +18

      Also Niko Bellic

    • @soumitrab5283
      @soumitrab5283 Рік тому +14

      Also Tommy Vercetti

    • @greenroommf
      @greenroommf Рік тому +7

      nah gta 4 then red dead 2

    • @FRIT21
      @FRIT21 Рік тому +2

      Also Johnny and Victor

    • @mariodario1427
      @mariodario1427 Рік тому

      @user-zu8mj5nb1z that's tresspasing onto military installation, felony murder, (x20) murder of law enforcement officer (unkown if they were just US Army enlisted or if they were MP) Terrorism

  • @fibsh546
    @fibsh546 Рік тому +2

    Ok I gotta admit that the bit where Dave said "..some of the government is pretty corrupt" and ALL THREE of the main protagonists just held their face is pretty fucking funny.

  • @Amirali-om1hp
    @Amirali-om1hp Рік тому +27

    Apparently in 3000 years the main characters will get out of prison and rockstar will release GTA 6 after the expiration of the prison term

  • @stely_official
    @stely_official Рік тому +12

    i find it hilarious that for the general everyday life of a gang member, dr*g dealer, and petty criminal, Lamar somehow gets more time than Lester, an established cyber-criminal, hacker, and criminal organiser

    • @GoatedIce-Spice
      @GoatedIce-Spice Рік тому

      “general everyday life of a gang member”
      16x felony murder

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave Рік тому +16

    Dave with the 3024 years in prison is one thing, but a $250,000 fine?!
    How could you, Davey?

  • @UTubeGenius
    @UTubeGenius Рік тому

    This channel is such a great concept. Never would have thought about this. You have a subscriber.

    • @pennisman1
      @pennisman1 Рік тому

      @realmousait has 5 months over this channel on the concept

  • @tsrsecond4633
    @tsrsecond4633 Рік тому +51

    Curious to see Toni Cipriani he literally destroyed an entire neighborhood and the most amount of murders

  • @jamier.888
    @jamier.888 Рік тому

    9:46 the sarcasm, flabbergasted of Franklin, Michael Trevor😂😂😂😂

  • @MeIsNoob48
    @MeIsNoob48 Рік тому +21

    If the crimes of the side characters are this severe imagine the Online character and their acquaintances

  • @Henoik
    @Henoik Рік тому +11

    Who would've known Dave was the actual bad guy in San Andreas

  • @Kil000999
    @Kil000999 Рік тому +72

    I find it funny that Lester is more dangerous than Lamar but got less time

  • @TheCriminalViolin
    @TheCriminalViolin Рік тому +8

    There's definitely some inaccuracies in this, especially on the count of Davy, considering you counted all the accessory to murder charges alongside conspiracy to commit murder charges as flat out Murders, which he never committed, as they were all of the other characters, dominantly Michael.
    And of course, there is plenty of missed crimes, but are namely ones that would vary far too much and be considered petty in comparison, like destruction of property, menacing, impeding the freedom of movement, and your mom to name a few.

  • @gaminglife2480
    @gaminglife2480 Рік тому +26

    You can tell a lawyer or judge that loves playing gta made this 😂🖤

    • @centurion3723
      @centurion3723 Рік тому +14

      Not really. Some things he listed are extremely inaccurate

    • @cxsh4x4
      @cxsh4x4 Рік тому +6

      @@centurion3723knew it wasn’t just me 😂

    • @TI-IESTARMAN
      @TI-IESTARMAN Рік тому

      @@centurion3723 where

    • @gaminglife2480
      @gaminglife2480 Рік тому +2

      @@centurion3723 of course they’re inaccurate here and there but still I’m not even sure the average US citizen knows some laws that were written here

    • @centurion3723
      @centurion3723 Рік тому +3

      That would be crazy. I mean I'm not even American (German to be exact) and I know all of these lol. Funny thing is, the dude gave so many sentences that the characters didn't commit. Like the one FIB guy (don't even remember the name anymore) was framed for murders without killing anyone by himself. He's responsible for them but at the end Michael was the one to pull the trigger. So the counts of murder sentences wouldn't count that way because he is "just" an accomplice which means a much lower sentence. Same thing with every other character in this video. It's ridiculous how badly researched that video is.

  • @robbypan
    @robbypan Рік тому +10

    Better call Saul📞

  • @AliceInATwistedWonderland
    @AliceInATwistedWonderland Рік тому +28

    I have to give you credit for recognizing when it's in self-defense.

  • @nashtheneet
    @nashtheneet Рік тому +10

    You know Dave wouldn't go to prison, he said it himself

  • @RoBlixky
    @RoBlixky Рік тому +52

    Next video will be CJ from GTA SAN

  • @ZevexTheScot
    @ZevexTheScot Рік тому

    7:30 The charge here should actually be manslaughter and attempted murder. Dave intended to shoot Trevor when Brad got in the way, and it was intended that Brad get arrested and be the fall guy.

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 Рік тому +9

    I love how you think that the government would care that the FIB was ordering the crimes. DA wants those criminal charges.

  • @eliteshyguy88
    @eliteshyguy88 Рік тому +13

    0:35 *Rolls credits*

  • @ibmm3358
    @ibmm3358 Рік тому +38

    So im assuming next will be our GTAO characters?
    If you are and want to do it, I would recommend taking a sample of missions that nobody does and multiplying it

    • @marchadow3957
      @marchadow3957 Рік тому +1

      Holy shit

    • @OGuiBlindao
      @OGuiBlindao Рік тому +6

      Kinda hard to determine since there isnt any defined order for the gta online protagonist

    • @MaddBreadd
      @MaddBreadd Рік тому +7

      the protagonist of GTA Online is pure evil, I'm sure that he will at least receive many times more prison sentences than the same psychopath Trevor

    • @Whoslet
      @Whoslet Рік тому +10

      57499 years in prison + 5000000 fine

    • @yaboinamedblank76
      @yaboinamedblank76 Рік тому +5

      Imagine if they go try and get the footage for the avenger setup and say screw it and put the entire thing under self defense.😂

  • @NocturnalCR
    @NocturnalCR 9 місяців тому

    this video must've taken forever to make ... thank you for this

  • @supersp9450
    @supersp9450 Рік тому +29

    Can't wait for "If Carl CJ Johnson from GTA San Andreas was charged for his crimes."

  • @sarwansandhu-zw3py
    @sarwansandhu-zw3py Рік тому +1

    i love how there were multiple people's crimes in a video about 14 minutes but there was a 12 minute video just for trevor

  • @josephsaucedo1149
    @josephsaucedo1149 Рік тому +22

    (Breaking news) Scary Lester finally goes to jail for his crimes

  • @ColeEdits
    @ColeEdits Рік тому +2

    Man I'd love if the next entry has like a built in Stat in the menu that shows you just what your sentence would be for all crimes committed so far by (in GTA VI's case) Florida State law hahaha!

  • @London_J
    @London_J Рік тому +26

    Technically wasn't Grand Theft Auto, there was a repossession order

    • @georgewashingtonsar-1527
      @georgewashingtonsar-1527 Рік тому +16

      its shady business though, tow truck would have came.

    • @London_J
      @London_J Рік тому

      @@georgewashingtonsar-1527 true, but it was never said that the repossession order was not legal.

    • @sammywoj7924
      @sammywoj7924 Рік тому

      @@London_J we know that atleast one of the repos is illegal( jimmy’s car) the rest are unclear

    • @Tururu669
      @Tururu669 Рік тому

      A illegal one

  • @HeroPays
    @HeroPays Рік тому

    That's some unique content
    Nice work brother 😅

  • @Peelster1
    @Peelster1 Рік тому +22

    0:22 Repo and under Simeon's orders. Repo might require a tow truck though and sometimes police.
    0:58 This is tough because he pulls his gun out likely due to the numbers and only shoots when the Vago's guy goes for his own gun. The Vago's 'is doing so in his own self defense. At the very least brandishing, but could be second-degree murder.
    1:05 These are Franklin's which also in self-defense but also I recommend seeing DarkViperAUs Pacifist% to see how many Lamar can actually kill.
    1:27 Was supposed to be a repo but Franklin kept the bike instead. Could be argued that he didn't know at the time.
    2:58 It's drywall.
    3:17 Also resisting arrest because they evade the police after this.
    5:05 Actually, that would be making Franklin the home owner into order to pay the property taxes. Still money laundering though.
    6:27 The cop crashed his car and Lester isn't present.
    7:58 Battery and kidnapping, maybe not kidnapping because Michael agreed under duress, but Michael was transported while unconscious against his will.
    8:02 Michael is self-defense here just to get out alive, but it wouldn't have happened if Dave didn't put him there.
    9:23 Unlikely, but might be legal torture.
    9:33 Legal assassinations are more of a IAA thing. Could be legal but likely they are skipping some legal processes here.
    10:18 The FIB orders were to rob the truck, not kill police after. Maybe the crew isn't getting away otherwise. but murder was not the order. Also I want to add that the robberies were bad writing. They could make up number digitally for what they are trying to do. But this is their chosen method instead for untraceable cash. Except the bills could still be traceable.
    11:08 Accessory to bank robbery + coercion. Did not order the deaths of police and military. Lester's plan was to go heavily armed expecting a fight.
    13:06 The murders weren't part of the orders.
    13:20 The solicitation of Trevor's murder was more on Steve although Dave is more at risk if Trevor finds out that Dave killed Brad.

    • @fish_and-chips
      @fish_and-chips Рік тому

      0:58 you seriously think a man like Lamar Davis can legally own a firearm? He even says he can’t purchase stuff from ammu-nation because of his priors
      2:58 he attempted to purchase drugs. Which is a felony, just not as bad as actual poss with intent to distribute
      Any actions done by the trio on the orders of the FIB, ICA or other governmental organisation are illegal. That is why they contracted the three of them, because if they get caught they can’t be traced back to the govt.

    • @alexandrerossatoneto588
      @alexandrerossatoneto588 Рік тому +2

      woundnt there also be a charge for the automatic weapons?

    • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
      @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Рік тому +3

      I was about to comment on that tax evasion thing too. It's just plain old tax planing.

    • @thereverseguy9392
      @thereverseguy9392 Рік тому

      2:58 it was drywall yes but his intention was an real illegal substance

    • @notyourkingbro
      @notyourkingbro Рік тому

      Franklin never wanted to keep the bike. Lamar was the one that took it for himself and then later on gave it to franklin, only then did he decide on keeping it figuring that Simeon wouldn't care about it now and wouldn't wanna see franklin anymore regardless

  • @Sorutirei
    @Sorutirei Рік тому +2

    Lamar: Yo, I'd just got over 422.5 years behind bars, but only fined for a Grand, dog?!

  • @zenpai5998
    @zenpai5998 Рік тому +7

    What a nice friend Franklin is for taking away 11x counts of 2nd degree murders

  • @krypttt
    @krypttt 7 місяців тому

    lamar is genuinely the most hilarious side character i’ve ever seen in my life 😭😭😭

  • @-R-E-D-
    @-R-E-D- Рік тому +14

    Lester is my favourite character, I hope people like him too

    • @boldsign
      @boldsign Рік тому +3

      Same here. He's my favorite character.

    • @aperson3269
      @aperson3269 Рік тому

      Yep. He's a genius. I wanna be like him

  • @Zeroshiki
    @Zeroshiki Рік тому +4

    Lester doesn't really do anything. He's supposedly a hacker, but he doesn't hack anything, you always have to hire another hacker. All he does is get the fence he knows to fence the gold, jewels, etc. Which, honestly, anybody could do. Yet he takes a bigger cut than everyone else for just yelling in their ears the entire heist.

  • @waitwhat1052
    @waitwhat1052 Рік тому +19

    Lester would have 1000% have cooperated and gotten witness protection

    • @emperortime2356
      @emperortime2356 Рік тому

      Witness protection for what?! No one was convicted of anything!!

    • @waitwhat1052
      @waitwhat1052 Рік тому

      @@emperortime2356Its always one tard that can’t comprehend.

  • @LapizMsI0
    @LapizMsI0 Рік тому +3

    If the main characters was sent to court, their weapons would bypass metal detection and appear out of thin air, emptying out the ammo and walk free.

  • @bruhism173
    @bruhism173 Рік тому +6

    1:39 bro ain't gonna care about no 1000+ fine when he in jail nearly 400 years

  • @derechtebaguron
    @derechtebaguron Рік тому +3

    I think if you would also add all the crimes from GTA Online for Lester it would be much worse xD

  • @YourRich-Friend
    @YourRich-Friend Рік тому +21

    12:57 I thought Davey was only going to get a lot of years in prison, since for all of this that’s what it looked like.

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 Рік тому +1

    love how you can skip jail time so long as you're committing crimes for the FBI.

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 Рік тому

      To put into perspective how long Davie's sentence is, 3029 years ago David, that guy who killed the giant with a stone in the old testament became king of Israel. If Davie was sentenced back then, lived his entire sentence, and was let go, it would be 2017.

  • @darkdetective1939
    @darkdetective1939 Рік тому +4

    Hey pal! Great video, keep up the good work! I have a few suggestions for future videos if you are interested.
    John Rambo
    John Wick
    Bruce Wayne (Burtonverse, Nolanverse and DCEU)
    Oliver Queen (Arrowverse)
    Joker (Arkhamverse)
    T-800 Terminator
    Arthur Morgan
    John Marston (RDR 2)
    Dutch van der Linde
    Rico Rodriguez
    Carl Johnson
    Tommy Vercetti
    Tommy Angelo
    Vito Scaletta
    Lincoln Clay

  • @Er576ki8
    @Er576ki8 7 місяців тому +1

    lamar's senence: ...
    lester's sentence: ...
    dave's sentence: WTF THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH

  • @foxgaming1084
    @foxgaming1084 Рік тому +11

    7:26 fun fact Dave was intended to shot trevor because of how unstable he is but brad at the last second moved in front of trevor which saved his life and brad ends up getting shot.

    • @vzr2k
      @vzr2k Рік тому +13

      Literally everyone knows that

  • @beheldlizzard04
    @beheldlizzard04 Рік тому +7

    1:14 you forgot carrying a gun without license

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes Рік тому +7

    Shouldn’t Lester be getting a bunch of computer crimes? Unauthorized Access of a Secure System or something like that?

  • @SupportTheLittleGuy
    @SupportTheLittleGuy Рік тому

    This was also a great highlight reel for the game lol

  • @paulosojunior
    @paulosojunior Рік тому +5

    Suggestions:
    If Zulema Zahir (Vis a Vis) were charged for her crimes in US laws.
    If Sandoval (Vis a Vis) were charged
    Tokyo (Money Heist)
    Berlin (Money Heist)
    Professor (Money Heist)
    Dexter
    Ramsay Bolton
    Mountain (GOT)
    GTA Online main character (All DLCs)
    Saul Goodman
    Tuco Salamanca
    Tuco's uncle

    • @dunf
      @dunf Рік тому +3

      Gta online character would be charged to oblivion

    • @paulosojunior
      @paulosojunior Рік тому

      @@dunf rsrsrsrs

  • @FidelEtxaniz
    @FidelEtxaniz Рік тому +1

    So, watching this video is what Dave meant with: "starts reading my files..."

  • @yaboinamedblank76
    @yaboinamedblank76 Рік тому +8

    Man I can’t wait for the gta online protagonists, might need to reach out to gta series videos to accurately compose it all without the screwups of random people. Might even need to split up the amount of footage with all the dlc into parts.😅

    • @cinemacop
      @cinemacop  Рік тому +3

      Screwups of random people ?

    • @JustAnInnocentTrollFace
      @JustAnInnocentTrollFace Рік тому +1

      ​@@cinemacop do CJ from GTA San Andreas

    • @yaboinamedblank76
      @yaboinamedblank76 Рік тому +3

      @@cinemacop Everyone who doesn’t have a dedicated grinding crew/people that will help grind dlc heists no matter the cost knows that usually random people coming into the lobby is a mixture of people that might either take it seriously or people who simply can’t or won’t do the intended mission objectives.
      The rate of failure for both of them are high, and the turnover rate needs to be picky or else your gonna find yourself right back inside the lobby. And god forbid you play a part of the dlc that’s unpopular.

  • @modibocoulibaly9532
    @modibocoulibaly9532 Рік тому

    great video put a lot of work in

  • @LeFriez
    @LeFriez Рік тому +6

    let’s go another episode

  • @lancemcconnell-bu7jo
    @lancemcconnell-bu7jo 8 місяців тому +1

    It's crazy that Even if you would devide Daves sentence between Trevor and Michael as well, they'd still each have a higher prison sentence then Jeffrey dalmers

  • @thegamingleopard4592
    @thegamingleopard4592 Рік тому +6

    The Gta online character probably will be in prison for 10 million years cause the amount of mass genocide we do on a daily basis

  • @therahay6849
    @therahay6849 Рік тому +2

    lets break it through
    Lamar davis wanted price: 5,000,000 dollars
    Lester Crest:10 mill dollars
    dave norton : 50 mill dollars

  • @voetbal12
    @voetbal12 Рік тому +7

    Love that you differentiated between self defense and chargeable crimes..
    But Dave is getting off or getting suicided.

    • @blakespinelli6969
      @blakespinelli6969 Рік тому

      he knows a lot of things. he could cop a plea, get five years

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP Рік тому +2

    Can’t wait until you get to the Power franchise.

  • @luan8353
    @luan8353 Рік тому +10

    Just as an addition: When you first start out GTA Online Lamar gives you a non traceable firearm (based). Since it can be assumed that he owns one too and probably hands them out for the gang it would be possession of an ilegal firearm and distribution of ilegal firearms (which are just about everything that can shoot a bullet in California/San Andreas law)

  • @abhiman647
    @abhiman647 Рік тому

    This guy didnt finish law school now he is calculating sentences of fictional characters on yt and keeping us entertained.

  • @doomguyayy
    @doomguyayy Рік тому +14

    11:17 1776 years in prison 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @ashrafashkar285
    @ashrafashkar285 7 місяців тому +1

    i just wonder how bros google history looked after this video

  • @MohammedWentBoom
    @MohammedWentBoom Рік тому +9

    Ain't no way Lamar got more years than Lester 💀

  • @PCMan8922
    @PCMan8922 Рік тому +3

    4:03 Damn, Lester Crest. You Just Killed a Man on Live TV For Everyone (Including Little Kids) To See.