Former Jewel Thief Reviews GTA V Jewel Heist | 47 |

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2020
  • Just how accurate is GTA V when it comes to the game's crazy heist missions? Former jewel thief, Larry Lawton, breaks down the possibility of this jewelery heist and what exactly Michael de Santa did wrong.
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  • @Christian-xg8ul
    @Christian-xg8ul 4 роки тому +11434

    Micheal: *Is Born*
    Larry: See, that's a huge mistake, the heist is already over.

  • @leedickson2701
    @leedickson2701 4 роки тому +14836

    If Larry made GTA:
    Mission Failed: You ran a red light

    • @coschy
      @coschy 4 роки тому +779

      Mission Failed: You have a heartbeat now the cops know where you are

    • @georgem3211
      @georgem3211 4 роки тому +598

      (does nothing, as Michael) mission failed: Franklin got a ticket

    • @timshadowless3194
      @timshadowless3194 4 роки тому +146

      No you failed " you Alert the police"
      "Didn't silent the gaurd"
      "The alarm was triggered"

    • @fimlviaquez3936
      @fimlviaquez3936 4 роки тому +55

      This comments sound like something hideo kojima would do

    • @cyproxtten1415
      @cyproxtten1415 4 роки тому +82

      @@coschy mission failed: you spoke

  • @victorchaos3558
    @victorchaos3558 2 роки тому +504

    Micheal: *Gets into car*
    Larry: "This heist is already over"

  • @Cabbage22927
    @Cabbage22927 2 роки тому +625

    **breathes**
    Larry: you see, he breathed in too deep. Cops can recognize breathing patterns by peoples individual diaphragm movements. Heist is over.

    • @runningonempty9980
      @runningonempty9980 8 місяців тому +23

      Hahahah, alright, I'm dead

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 5 місяців тому +3

      Honestly, with todays peoples tech and knowledge i wouldnt be surprised

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 4 місяці тому

      ​@runningonempty9980
      "Hahaha"
      Jewel thieves wouldn't go around laughing like lunatics. Heist over! 😭 lol

  • @kevinjansson745
    @kevinjansson745 4 роки тому +8664

    Michael: *BLINKS*
    Larry: Big mistake there, gotta keep your eyes open to see anything

    • @sidewaysj2406
      @sidewaysj2406 4 роки тому +27

      Omg 😂😂

    • @rodex122
      @rodex122 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao

    • @A-Cookie-A
      @A-Cookie-A 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @5k_jay840
      @5k_jay840 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @You-qf4op
      @You-qf4op 4 роки тому +16

      I heard him saying this 😂😂😂

  • @brianmo2965
    @brianmo2965 4 роки тому +30645

    Michael: *Breathes*
    Larry: This robbery is already over.

  • @TheWikkdOne
    @TheWikkdOne 2 роки тому +769

    Rockstar: We're finally making gta6!
    Larry: I've already debunked every heist, game is over.

    • @TheProfessor66
      @TheProfessor66 2 роки тому +8

      Hopefully gta 6 does not revolve around robberies, the drugs are where the money is at.

    • @piyushrahi478
      @piyushrahi478 2 роки тому +26

      @@TheProfessor66 Thats what the entire GTA series is all about lol. becoming a criminal in virtual world

    • @mattgillam7379
      @mattgillam7379 2 роки тому +10

      @@TheProfessor66 are you joking GTA literally means grand theft auto of course its a crime

    • @carreviewer6345
      @carreviewer6345 Рік тому +7

      ​@@mattgillam7379Grand theft auto is car theft the crimes you do in gta includes grand theft auto armed robbery murder distribution of narcotics etc

    • @Cookie0927
      @Cookie0927 6 місяців тому +1

      Now that its announced, this can become a possibility.

  • @TheRealBorb
    @TheRealBorb 2 роки тому +793

    Michael: *Does nothing*
    Larry: You've already failed. Since the cops don't hear the slight vibrations in the ground when Michael walks, they'll assume he's robbing a Jewelry Store. The heist is over before it started.

  • @Jwubbz101
    @Jwubbz101 4 роки тому +3247

    Michael: *Dies*
    Larry: Big mistake, this whole thing is over right there. If you die on a heist you can’t get the jewels sold.

  • @andrerey29
    @andrerey29 4 роки тому +3620

    "Your crew needs to be people you know better than they know themselves"
    That's why you don't play GTA V Heists with randoms only with your squad.

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 4 роки тому +221

      Hes not wrong, I've never been able to successfully do a heist the first try with randoms. Someone always screws It up

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 4 роки тому +98

      @The Chosen Chad or the guy that dies every 5 seconds and forces you to restart because rockstar gave us all the middle finger by giving us 1 life for 4 players. 4 random players with 1 life is stupid. I wish there was a way to complete the heists solo or maybe just make it 2 player so we can at least do them with a friend. I never completed all three heists because of random people screwing everything up

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 4 роки тому +23

      @The Chosen Chad Exactly!!!!!! Its so frustrating. I gave up on the heists tbh. It sucks because I never completed them all but I couldnt stand having to replay simple tasks over and over and over again

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому +14

      I managed to put together an A team of ransoms. Trained them a bit and they haven’t lost a heist since

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 4 роки тому +8

      @@4skintim962 then you got lucky and got some decent players, seems like quite a few people agree with me and also gave up on the heists so if anybody wants to do them with me and go for the elite challenges and criminal mastermind challenge then please lemme know

  • @jgedutis
    @jgedutis Рік тому +296

    28:27 - "If I did a robbery today, I'd have to kill everyone involved."
    I can see prison helped 😆

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux 11 місяців тому +24

      Yea this guy never rly says anything questionable but that was a reallyyy weird thing to say

    • @h...........................
      @h........................... 11 місяців тому +54

      @@nickphaux it's not weird it's facts.
      unless you're doing the robbery with somebody you really trust but nowadays we got technology, even when you're with your friends you get spied on by phones. accept the wrong cookies, click on the wrong link (especially those ".onion" ones) and you're on extra surveillance. most of the times it's just to advertise the best products, but it happens that personal data is sold to thirds and governments get your position and all that.

    • @vanspoorsveeplays357
      @vanspoorsveeplays357 9 місяців тому +25

      Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux 9 місяців тому

      @@h........................... I guess, it's just such a degenerate, disgusting thing to do my mind doesn't want to venture into it

    • @Razorjaw86
      @Razorjaw86 9 місяців тому +5

      @@nickphauxWell he would never do a robbery, that’s the thing but if he was forced to then he’d have to kill everyone involved, might as well cuz if he got caught again he’d never leave prison

  • @seanmccready9564
    @seanmccready9564 2 роки тому +507

    I’m surprised that after all of the GTA versions and iterations that are out there that they don’t have someone like Larry on staff. Time to start the Grand Theft Lawton series.

    • @The_StrangeMan
      @The_StrangeMan 2 роки тому +51

      The games are more focused on entertainment than entire realism

    • @dogeburger5775
      @dogeburger5775 2 роки тому +26

      You do realise games would be boring as hell if they were actually realistic

    • @seanmccready9564
      @seanmccready9564 2 роки тому +8

      @@dogeburger5775 not always. Flight Simulator springs to mind as one where realism is focussed on

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 2 роки тому +17

      @@seanmccready9564
      You do realize that's a flight simulator, not a game.

    • @Birkenstocked
      @Birkenstocked 2 роки тому +6

      @@seanmccready9564 racing sims also but that’s why they’re called “SIM” simulation this is the same game where you can buy a military grade jet off a website

  • @III----------------------Ill
    @III----------------------Ill 4 роки тому +9490

    Michael: **FARTS**
    Larry: That's a big mistake, the cops will trace down that smell directly to your house and bust you. The heist is already over.

  • @bjrnarskaden3284
    @bjrnarskaden3284 4 роки тому +25503

    rockstar should hire this guy to plot the robberies in gta 6

    • @HeihachiChaolan
      @HeihachiChaolan 4 роки тому +441

      This dumbass would ruin all the missions in GTA 6. Forget driving, we're walking to the jewelry store. Zero dialogue. Only walking allowed. All heists done in one mission. Game is completed in one hour

    • @Mhmmmmmm12131
      @Mhmmmmmm12131 4 роки тому +1718

      @@HeihachiChaolan fuck you

    • @bubbyft3779
      @bubbyft3779 4 роки тому +1331

      @@HeihachiChaolan Ah yes, the dumbass who was an organised crime criminal smh

    • @clayton2458
      @clayton2458 4 роки тому +234

      Bruh it’s be of the setups for he heist would have to be going to buy glothes then

    • @qabio
      @qabio 4 роки тому +1074

      Not plot, but an advisor, like someone who fact checks the heists to make sure they arent too inaccurate

  • @Roler42
    @Roler42 2 роки тому +29

    One thing I love is the fact that your critique is spot-on and it actually is part of the plot itself.
    Because yes, those heists in the story mode are very flawed, and those flaws do in fact drive a lot of the conflicts later on in the plot, federal agents inmediatley knew it was Michael who pulled this robbery and this gets Michael in trouble later, Michael telling his one-liner to the officer outside the store gets him instantly identified and located by Trevor who thought he had been dead all along, and the more heists you pull in the game, the worse their situation get.
    This is an amazing analysis and review, I need to watch more!

  • @Jschlick100
    @Jschlick100 2 роки тому +231

    The problem to me is that Larry doesn’t know a lot of the context of this stuff. Lester constantly scopes out spots that could be hit and thinks of the getaways and stuff. That’s why he randomly just picked vangelico. He’d been looking at it for a while. He also doesn’t know that we don’t really case getaways because they’re pre planned because you can’t code every possibility. I will say though, Larry does a great job of outlining everything that he would do, and wouldn’t do

    • @Jokingskull99
      @Jokingskull99 2 роки тому +63

      Also, Michael taking pictures wouldn't have looked suspicious at all because the camera was in the glasses. That's also how Lester knew were the more expensive jewelry was. Another thing that bothered me was how he described them talking about Michaels old crew. Those weren't random people like Larry was saying. They were people Michael knew very well, and had worked with before. It's almost like he was barely paying attention at all

    • @nicholas1130
      @nicholas1130 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jokingskull99 what about Franklin lol

    • @benladm4ster521
      @benladm4ster521 2 роки тому +42

      @@Jokingskull99 Larry does have a point though, you’d look suspicious as hell standing in a Jewellery store for 30 seconds not doing or saying anything whilst you take pictures through your glasses, you’d make yourself look suspicious like you’re obviously trying to scope out the score. Also he’s not wrong about Michael knowing the crew, that’s evident in the dialogue in the van when he’s talking about “if anyone gets pinched or I’ve gotta be able to trust you all with my life” or when he’s picking crew members Lester sometimes says “this ones new blood, I’ve not seen him under pressure” or Michael says “Rickie, I met him at Life Invader, he may not be that good, but he’s enthusiastic” As Larry says, you know who your crew are, you know what they can do and you need to be able to trust them” Also, he doesn’t know the crew that well Lester even says “there are no old guys”, referring to Brad and Trevor and other guys they used to run with and Lester makes it clear that they don’t run no more, at the time of the Jewel Store Heist he only just met Franklin, you don’t build up a brilliant relationship with a crew member days or weeks after meeting them. You’ve got to understand that Larry was at one point considered one of the most successful Jewel Store robbers in American history, he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he knows exactly what would get you caught or sent down. But even Larry understands this is a video game so it’s going to be more free and unrealistic than an actual jewellery heist.

    • @michaellee4597
      @michaellee4597 2 роки тому +6

      Bruh larry has robed jewlery stores before why u think hes reviewing this?

    • @Chop2016
      @Chop2016 6 місяців тому

      Who cares what he robbed.. No banks😮

  • @TomCosg
    @TomCosg 4 роки тому +2352

    Michael: “Hey, Beautiful!”
    Larry: “That was a mistake. She’s hideous.”

  • @abe466
    @abe466 4 роки тому +1873

    Lester: Is born
    Larry: *Why is this guy here again*

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa Рік тому +69

    This channel makes "Living like Larry" take on a whole new meaning.

  • @buschfan0818
    @buschfan0818 2 роки тому +49

    Larry: this is for educational purposes
    Also larry: *Literally tells u how to rob a jewel store*

  • @PSYCH0WARRI0R
    @PSYCH0WARRI0R 4 роки тому +2667

    The car: moves 1 millimeter forward
    Larry: bang, this heist is over.

    • @Mini1burger
      @Mini1burger 4 роки тому +68

      Boom over. You blinked, boom over. Uhhh... you wiped your forehead, boom over.

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mini1burger 🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @cybzecho
      @cybzecho 4 роки тому +11

      You do nothing, boom over. You breathe, boom over.

    • @BillyOrmond
      @BillyOrmond 4 роки тому

      @@cybzecho shit joke

    • @drewb3007
      @drewb3007 4 роки тому +1

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.

  • @hakeem108
    @hakeem108 4 роки тому +3019

    Michael: Wakes Up
    Larry: Big mistake, the police were watching his house, he won’t make it past his kitchen before getting caught.

    • @em8568
      @em8568 4 роки тому +64

      Squid they’d have him pinned down in a minute

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 роки тому +358

      He won't LOL

    • @Hex-Trinity
      @Hex-Trinity 4 роки тому +32

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief This was really cool to watch and I think your insight into this stuff is really interesting. If you're still doing this sort of thing there's a game called Payday2 which is all about doing heists of all kinds. There's one in particular which involves stealing paintings from a museum, having cameras put into them then using the cameras to get gold from a safe in a senator's private estate. You should check it out if interested. :)

    • @berylmgage09
      @berylmgage09 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao!

    • @suscinn4836
      @suscinn4836 4 роки тому

      😂😂💀💀

  • @ryangeoghagan3076
    @ryangeoghagan3076 3 роки тому +43

    I'm a big fan of "real X reacts to Y". When this got suggested to me, I thought it was so outlandish I HAD to watch it. Wasn't disapointed.

  • @LemoneVR
    @LemoneVR 5 місяців тому +6

    Lester is basically the brains, master hacker who sets up the heists, has the connections. Without Lester they would have no plan, or a very bad plan.
    In fact with Lester as the hacker they would have enough time to go to a bar, buy some beers and have those in the jewellery store.

  • @eklavya2562
    @eklavya2562 4 роки тому +2198

    Michael : *Is born*
    Larry : " See thats wrong, he would already be caught."

  • @Nikeyyy
    @Nikeyyy 4 роки тому +3315

    michael: *blinks*
    larry: big mistake. a hair can fall off your eye lash at the scene and can be used as evidence, he needs goggles.

    • @evo4893
      @evo4893 4 роки тому +21

      IslandSoljaah i gotta comment that got 500 likes but this comment deserves the clout 😂

    • @unanimated7084
      @unanimated7084 4 роки тому +87

      i mean, that could happen tho lmao

    • @traysmiles9952
      @traysmiles9952 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfao!!!!!

    • @dinisgrayson7263
      @dinisgrayson7263 4 роки тому +8

      You actually have a point

    • @overdebted8734
      @overdebted8734 4 роки тому +5

      i never looked but didn't michael have fucking glasses

  • @internal.inferno2088
    @internal.inferno2088 2 роки тому +1

    This is honestly one of the most educational/entertaining youtubez I've ever watched. I love GTAV Thanks Lah x

  • @knay9731
    @knay9731 2 роки тому +5

    that anon in that 4chan post really just hooked this guy up with an entire new life goal

    • @madringking1119
      @madringking1119 2 роки тому

      I do believe this video is what led to his following blowing up. For about a month after it was posted I kept getting this vid at the top of my recommendations until I finally watched it.

  • @Alex-uh8jf
    @Alex-uh8jf 4 роки тому +21160

    Petition to have the GTA 6 devs get Larry’s help for heist
    👇🏼

    • @hamzahhussain6580
      @hamzahhussain6580 4 роки тому +169

      They've already made the story back in 2014. They are just finalising the game.

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora 4 роки тому +291

      @@hamzahhussain6580 Source on that information?

    • @unknownexplorer6232
      @unknownexplorer6232 4 роки тому +103

      It's in early development rockstar said it themselves

    • @unknownexplorer6232
      @unknownexplorer6232 4 роки тому +87

      GTA 6 won't be out until a couple of years so it can't be already done

    • @jehhh8470
      @jehhh8470 4 роки тому +8

      Unknown Explorer link to where you found this?

  • @J1mmyC00ks
    @J1mmyC00ks 3 роки тому +4052

    Micheal: *Eats potato chips before the heist*
    Larry: You see, huge mistake right there. The choice in snack type really influences your performance and fatigue rate during the robbery. Also, Potato chips are a very noise inducing snack. The police would hear you from a mile away. Heist over.

  • @kikarn4889
    @kikarn4889 2 роки тому +28

    Larry, they do have setups and plans for the heists.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  2 роки тому +19

      Didn't know that

    • @Zyrex216
      @Zyrex216 2 роки тому +6

      The set up for the robbery in this video is just Steal Gas from a Van, case the place,
      Also note Larry. When Lester brings up idea of the heist, you do have to wait for him to plan it out so its not instant

    • @kikarn4889
      @kikarn4889 2 роки тому +3

      @@Zyrex216 True

  • @axxturr4104
    @axxturr4104 2 роки тому +9

    him to gta 5: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

  • @straightedge7304
    @straightedge7304 4 роки тому +5933

    Michael: Has breakfast at his home
    Larry: see this is a mistake, waffles is a bad choice for a breakfast if you robbing a jewelry store, this heist is busted.

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 роки тому +74

      idk why this made me laugh

    • @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
      @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 4 роки тому +56

      Pancakes bacon and sausages is a perfect breakfast

    • @muhammadbasit7644
      @muhammadbasit7644 4 роки тому +66

      Make sure you eat enough carbohydrates for energy, fiber so you don’t get hungry and some healthy fats for brain functionality.. therefore you can have a better mobility and speed when committing the heist

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 4 роки тому +8

      This is hilarious. But how many people are simply trying to discredit the guy? Gullible people will believe this lol. Love the internet.

    • @ACEDOGEMINEM
      @ACEDOGEMINEM 4 роки тому +3

      🤣

  • @bradleypope5170
    @bradleypope5170 4 роки тому +2037

    Michael walks into wall:
    Larry: “see, this is a huge mistake amateurs make. And get caught doing it.”

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 4 роки тому +63

      Franklin: **Greets a random dude on the street**
      Larry: *M I S T A K E, A M A T E U R*

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 4 роки тому +16

      Michael glitchin' and swimmin' inside the road:
      Larry: _"Ah, this is also an issue in one of my robberies. I hate it when that happens..."_

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  • @darnodel154
    @darnodel154 11 місяців тому +9

    Thank you for telling us how to properly rob a diamonds store! I will make sure to use your recomandations❤

  • @silvasnake3175
    @silvasnake3175 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the info! I will make sure to keep this in mind when I do this next time!

  • @traceyogden4854
    @traceyogden4854 4 роки тому +4989

    Something about Larry causes Gta heists to seem like child's play. He's cool

    • @niggawithapistol4792
      @niggawithapistol4792 4 роки тому +99

      He really knows what he's talking about.

    • @jorrox9311
      @jorrox9311 4 роки тому +46

      More like badass

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 роки тому +508

      Glad you like my views on these things.

    • @kexzations588
      @kexzations588 4 роки тому +5

      Soo true

    • @kylegallagher9650
      @kylegallagher9650 4 роки тому +3

      9th 9o99ooo99oo99 I ordered it from my 9o99ooo99oo99 9th grade and 9o99ooo99oo99 and 99999oo9oo9o9999ò888888 907.978.7833 9o9

  • @jamaldickson5037
    @jamaldickson5037 4 роки тому +2657

    Directions were clear. I successfully robbed a jewelry store.

    • @Somewhere_Bagel
      @Somewhere_Bagel 4 роки тому +213

      I accidentally robbed my own house

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 роки тому +84

      @@Somewhere_Bagel oh no, my homework accidentally ate my dog

    • @Obamanapkin
      @Obamanapkin 3 роки тому +43

      Directions unclear i robbed a bank instead

    • @zaproosevelt
      @zaproosevelt 3 роки тому +8

      @@Obamanapkin but I robed a casino!!!

    • @Jay1en_
      @Jay1en_ 3 роки тому +12

      It worked i robbed my wallet and bought jewelry for my wife

  • @MarioLord14
    @MarioLord14 10 місяців тому +1

    Cool to see a actual professional review this mission. Just subbed to the homie.

  • @Shineci
    @Shineci 2 роки тому +4

    2:15 The beginning of a rivalry...

  • @enzogorlami1641
    @enzogorlami1641 4 роки тому +2413

    Larry: “3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead..”
    Also Larry: “I stole $18 million”

    • @Petrslav
      @Petrslav 4 роки тому +158

      I bet this man has taken a couple lives

    • @eipeua
      @eipeua 4 роки тому +11

      Not xWooosh or never went there

    • @theretardredneck
      @theretardredneck 4 роки тому +7

      Thats his point though 😂😂

    • @Phoenix-uk7vi
      @Phoenix-uk7vi 4 роки тому +73

      Not xWooosh ‘it’s only illegal if you get caught’

    • @bradturner3514
      @bradturner3514 4 роки тому +3

      Irishman

  • @jackalan04
    @jackalan04 4 роки тому +1516

    Michael: *Wears glasses*
    Larry: See that’s a huge mistake, they don’t expect someone who doesn’t wear glasses to rob a jewellery store. The Heist is already over.

    • @TheDameDash
      @TheDameDash 4 роки тому +18

      funniest comment award

    • @jackalan04
      @jackalan04 4 роки тому +8

      Damian Rodriguez Thank you very much.

    • @mohidishtiaque9916
      @mohidishtiaque9916 4 роки тому +4

      what about consulting the professor?

  • @the9-2-5outlawdoestech9
    @the9-2-5outlawdoestech9 3 роки тому +11

    First off Mr Lawton, thanks for your critical analysis of this controversial yet highly addictive video game. Just like the video game has a disclaimer that the makers and producers of this video game do not endorse, condone, or encourage engaging in criminal behavior, you do not condone the past actions of criminal activity you were involved in, for lack of a better word, the characters in this video game would have made the sloppiest, tactless robbers ever. Drawing so much attention, second guessing, indecisiveness and obviously making too much noise are recipes for a botched robbery and long prison sentences.

  • @jakobwhaley5641
    @jakobwhaley5641 Рік тому

    For some reason last year I got hooked on your content, started working out intensely, forgot about your content and stopped working out, your channel just made me start working out idk why

  • @icommitedwarcrimes4879
    @icommitedwarcrimes4879 4 роки тому +1596

    Michael: *breathes*
    Larry: Yeah, the heist is over

    • @XIUnicron
      @XIUnicron 4 роки тому +53

      Big MISTAKE

    • @2winblat
      @2winblat 3 роки тому

      Truuueeeeee....that was lowkey annoying 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @vycanismajoris8001
      @vycanismajoris8001 3 роки тому +10

      Michael: **exists**
      Larry: Yeah, the heist is over

    • @querico1342
      @querico1342 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 3 роки тому +1

      2vid Wynd XD

  • @surfingbilly9654
    @surfingbilly9654 2 роки тому

    Great advice and super useful video. Thanks Larry!

  • @AS-zl1zl
    @AS-zl1zl 2 роки тому

    1st video I've seen. And i LOVE IT!!!! Instant sub!

  • @Liasos88
    @Liasos88 4 роки тому +2744

    Pigeon makes a noise outside the store.
    Larry: Big mistake right there, you have to train the birds around the store so they don't give you away.

  • @liloofert8707
    @liloofert8707 4 роки тому +1667

    Lester: **exists**
    Larry: thats wrong

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 4 роки тому +22

      Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you
      attention

    • @jazminyz
      @jazminyz 4 роки тому +9

      GnomeDazzle well they got a lot more attention than you did

    • @blueheadgaming4628
      @blueheadgaming4628 4 роки тому +2

      GnomeDazzle well it worked since he got 750 likes

    • @thepineapplegamer6872
      @thepineapplegamer6872 4 роки тому +1

      @GTA and Apple channel Lester's hacking is so incredibly unrealistic.

    • @Nick-tb2bq
      @Nick-tb2bq 4 роки тому

      XxDJPLAYZxX i’m dying lmfao

  • @JohnSmith-wh2ob
    @JohnSmith-wh2ob 6 місяців тому

    It’s so interesting seeing your perspective

  • @sportszone8680
    @sportszone8680 Рік тому

    This was pretty interesting thanks for the content!

  • @compilationking1855
    @compilationking1855 4 роки тому +31450

    If larry ever teams up with a company or just makes a heist game by himself i would buy the game immediently

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 роки тому +7592

      Thanks, that is an idea. I know I could make a game so cool. It would be like you were actually doing a heist. Maybe a company will contact me

    • @ursuzew1958
      @ursuzew1958 4 роки тому +361

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief i wish i think will be the most realistic and authentic game for sureeeee

    • @hatboxghost735
      @hatboxghost735 4 роки тому +232

      Larry Lawton This could be done, you may want to consider working with an independent company to start.

    • @murderzz3184
      @murderzz3184 4 роки тому +146

      I'd pre order it instantly

    • @Solo413
      @Solo413 4 роки тому +180

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief I can see it now: *Larry's Loot* by Rockstar Games.

  • @henstrom3655
    @henstrom3655 4 роки тому +2208

    I love how he roasts the gameplay recorder for being bad at the game

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 4 роки тому +7

      Fr! 😂

    • @stormichow5325
      @stormichow5325 4 роки тому +5

      You do know who's playing it, right?

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 4 роки тому +4

      @@stormichow5325 whom

    • @stormichow5325
      @stormichow5325 4 роки тому +33

      @@isaacster5027 I believe it's his son, but I could be wrong.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 4 роки тому +12

      @@stormichow5325 yeah I figured, the way he talks about him

  • @Dahmer-lb8qn
    @Dahmer-lb8qn 5 місяців тому

    Thanks for the tutorial Larry! This will be very helpful!

  • @boinkingyamumsohardithurts12
    @boinkingyamumsohardithurts12 3 роки тому +11

    Lester knows all the stuff cause he has files on all the places you could rob he’s probably been planning this for months waiting for a crew to want it

  • @stevenrivera6380
    @stevenrivera6380 4 роки тому +1919

    Micheal: *accidentally runs into something*
    Larry: *doesn’t even grin*
    Also Larry:”that was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.”

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 роки тому +186

      Glad you liked it. It was fun to do. I hope you liked my latest video with GTA

    • @stevenrivera6380
      @stevenrivera6380 4 роки тому +19

      Larry Lawton I did. It was fun!

    • @tubular7752
      @tubular7752 4 роки тому +13

      Mein Fhurer boomer humor

    • @JohnnyEstacado
      @JohnnyEstacado 4 роки тому +3

      that comment just made me lol, good job, sir.

    • @Ryan-hv5nn
      @Ryan-hv5nn 4 роки тому

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Give me a PlayStation 4? Please I have no conditions

  • @panpsyren6406
    @panpsyren6406 4 роки тому +2452

    "i dont even know why we need the guy with a cane"
    - every gta player in existence

    • @hassanaz1411
      @hassanaz1411 4 роки тому +110

      to give Frank assassination missions

    • @brandonmcd8724
      @brandonmcd8724 4 роки тому +8

      i wanted to cry

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 4 роки тому +86

      Even Trevor asked the same question lol

    • @eoin8450
      @eoin8450 4 роки тому +36

      Come on, don't shit talk Lester😢

    • @panpsyren6406
      @panpsyren6406 4 роки тому +42

      @@eoin8450 dont even get me started on how much money he cheats your online character via both heist and drug businesses.

  • @Oneheartisokay
    @Oneheartisokay 2 роки тому +1

    this was a perfect tutorial for my robbery thanks mate!

  • @Maximalistcollector
    @Maximalistcollector Рік тому +7

    i would love an online heist update with larry and lester working together

  • @crewtheshoe1789
    @crewtheshoe1789 4 роки тому +1732

    bro all of these comment are basically:
    Micheal: exists
    Larry: that's wrong

    • @shawnwoods8987
      @shawnwoods8987 4 роки тому +37

      Ikr it's annoying as hell

    • @nullen1499
      @nullen1499 4 роки тому +45

      I was hoping to see some more input on the video but fuck me I guess for looking into the comment section.
      This shit happens so much with anything that blows up and I swear it smooths my brain a little bit more every time I see it.

    • @edisodd4240
      @edisodd4240 4 роки тому +2

      Crew The Shoe ikr

    • @milostodorovic69
      @milostodorovic69 4 роки тому +15

      Kids trying to get UA-cam likes that's all

    • @digitalcamaro9708
      @digitalcamaro9708 4 роки тому +13

      Fr. I was hoping to see more discussion but no everyone wants to be a fucking meme.

  • @lilluco7774
    @lilluco7774 4 роки тому +1861

    Michael:*just been born*
    Larry: See thats a mistake right there

    • @Lak3baby
      @Lak3baby 4 роки тому +21

      Luxco lmaooooo bro ong

    • @Switty
      @Switty 4 роки тому +16

      This made me laugh sir, congrats

    • @whtiesock6049
      @whtiesock6049 4 роки тому +3

      Luxco just been born
      Larry: see that’s a mistake right there

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 4 роки тому +2

      Tell me about it

    • @ronipletikosa
      @ronipletikosa 4 роки тому +13

      often overlooked, you get caught, right away snap just like that the heist is over. cops will track your mothers dna and also your dads and with that they can predict your future

  • @garydomaz1849
    @garydomaz1849 2 роки тому

    I was looking for this vid for HOURS

  • @f16fightingfalcon15
    @f16fightingfalcon15 2 роки тому +3

    I love how there's literally smoke detectors right next to the vents that don't even go off.

  • @BDeity
    @BDeity 4 роки тому +1623

    *Michael:* "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of 'em."
    *Larry:* "Big mistake, you said your classic catchphrase, so your freinds now know you're actually alive."

    • @kixakii436
      @kixakii436 4 роки тому +12

      🤣 🤣

    • @davissonleall
      @davissonleall 4 роки тому +1

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @justexisting8457
      @justexisting8457 4 роки тому

      True

    • @TopaT0pa
      @TopaT0pa 4 роки тому +10

      Larry: "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure a good plan for the robbery isn't one of 'em."
      Michael: "Well..."
      Larry: "It's already over."

    • @clevelandbrowns7786
      @clevelandbrowns7786 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @TOTALLYGNVRLY
    @TOTALLYGNVRLY 4 роки тому +1702

    *Loads up GTA*
    Larry: You would have already gotten caught.

  • @Willegus
    @Willegus 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for this video! Now I can finally rob the store next to me, have waited for so long. Wish me luck guys!

  • @peepo2560
    @peepo2560 6 місяців тому

    Larry laughing at the driving and running is great

  • @chibosi9085
    @chibosi9085 4 роки тому +2588

    There's probably a reason why Rockstar doesnt make these heists identical to the real life counter part, let's be honest here most of the GTA 5 players are under 18

    • @thattonnatoguywithafez8246
      @thattonnatoguywithafez8246 4 роки тому +59

      Actually you are obliged to be over 18
      And even without that joke about the rating, there are plenty of old players playing GTA.

    • @phantomps1715
      @phantomps1715 4 роки тому +25

      H.G.S. GAMING#1 big dreams

    • @xtheflabeox8813
      @xtheflabeox8813 4 роки тому +24

      If they made the highest any more realistic how the fuck is it our problem that a horrible piece of shit parent bought their child this game not my fucking problem

    • @truethorr9079
      @truethorr9079 4 роки тому +2

      @H.G.S. GAMING#1 cant wait to see that tell me when

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 4 роки тому +13

      Yea but nobody is going to pick up the game and think "Hmm, i'm gonna rob a bank today!"
      I doesn't matter if under 18's play it, it is intended for 18 or over. That's on the parents then if they let them play it.

  • @Crxw2Tired
    @Crxw2Tired Рік тому +9

    Love the insights and critique on the heist and while I appreciate the game being a game with the over the top theatrics, I'd also like to see a realistic heist in future GTA games. Great video Larry!

    • @MySilentReticence
      @MySilentReticence 8 місяців тому

      Me too, until you realize that you'd have to stop at every sigh, light, and yield to other traffic, and drive within the lines-

  • @Crowfat
    @Crowfat Рік тому

    YES! This is great! Been watching your videos for a while now but I never saw this one. I freaking love GTA V.

  • @indicus9075
    @indicus9075 4 роки тому +3044

    Michael: turns on car
    Larry: see that’s a big mistake a true professional uses a flintstone car with walking mechanism as it’s much more silent

    • @motta_math_
      @motta_math_ 4 роки тому +14

      HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

    • @dylankane9709
      @dylankane9709 4 роки тому +57

      Lol these comments are gold

    • @charroassasin296
      @charroassasin296 4 роки тому +35

      Possibly Larry: see that’s the big mistake, a true professional would use worn out shoes as there wont be foot prints

    • @charroassasin296
      @charroassasin296 4 роки тому +4

      VLADIMIR PUTIN of course, how could i be such a fool

    • @eubruhnn
      @eubruhnn 4 роки тому

      Im wheezing rn

  • @ershnuff
    @ershnuff 4 роки тому +2261

    It's official: for future GTA installments, Rockstar Games must consult Larry for any and all heists. Or have an ultra realism mode called "Lawton Mode" where you have to obey traffic laws, avoid being seen by cops, park in inconspicuous places and general just go about it in a more realistic way.

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 4 роки тому +215

      Honestly i would actually play the story a second time on that mode, i really hate hard modes when its just less damage and stuff, but a mode where its hyper realistic but not nearly impossible, id love that

    • @codysykes5568
      @codysykes5568 4 роки тому +20

      @@eeeguba432 That would be amazing :0

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 4 роки тому +13

      YESSSS that would be amazing.

    • @orlandocarrillo7132
      @orlandocarrillo7132 4 роки тому +13

      But in that hyperrealistic mode Larry failed and was caught...

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 4 роки тому +11

      @@orlandocarrillo7132 yeah, but he cant retry stuff, and we can, i dont mean a one life gta because its barelly possible to play lile that, i mean like infinite warfares campaign on realistic, you need healing syringes and helmets because they get hit and get damaged, that means you need a working helmet, that means you cant get shot more than like twice in the head and the same for your body...its suuuch a different experience from the recruit difficulty where i could run around and basically just punch them all, on realistic you hide in cover and are scared to peak out even, and THATS a completelly different experience that i loved

  • @Ninjawarus64
    @Ninjawarus64 3 місяці тому

    your content is gold. thank you man

  • @Astronimus123
    @Astronimus123 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks I needed the info!

  • @dragontamer7506
    @dragontamer7506 4 роки тому +2114

    Michael: Wakes up
    Larry: See now that’s a big mistake, they’ll track down the person who started breathing and the whole heist would be done

    • @austinlewis8468
      @austinlewis8468 4 роки тому +25

      Dragon Tamer Now this comment is funny as heII

    • @ibieldahuk
      @ibieldahuk 4 роки тому +31

      Wait, you stop breathing when you sleep? Man... go to see a doctor quick, man

    • @joey-eo4pl
      @joey-eo4pl 4 роки тому

      Dragon Tamer lmaoooooo

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 4 роки тому +1

      Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you
      attention

    • @pxrks888
      @pxrks888 4 роки тому

      Dragon Tamer lmaoooo

  • @xx_shelly420_xx4
    @xx_shelly420_xx4 4 роки тому +3153

    *universe is created*
    Larry: "Let me just stop it right there, that's a huge mistake, see the sound of that bang would have alerted the cops, it's over for them, busted".

  • @DEATH_X
    @DEATH_X 2 роки тому

    Great video, keep up the work

  • @zecubo683
    @zecubo683 Рік тому

    i love watching this guy he just straight up gives you tips on Jewel Robbing

  • @Razorjaw86
    @Razorjaw86 4 роки тому +2014

    Michael: Accidentally drops glove before putting it on
    Larry: Heist is over, cops already know you’re coming

    • @gentcena
      @gentcena 4 роки тому +5

      Razor jaw86 xotwod

    • @bestintheworld0624
      @bestintheworld0624 4 роки тому +61

      Larry's friend: "Hey Larry, want to go to Cheddar's for dinner?"
      Larry: "You have to case the restaurant before you have dinner you can't just go there, you'll get caught in a minute."

    • @mobu6810
      @mobu6810 4 роки тому

      Razor jaw86 hAhaahAyahaahAhA sO fUnNy. how old are you again?

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 4 роки тому +1

      @@mobu6810 You ok man?

    • @r3cker
      @r3cker 4 роки тому

      @@gentcena XOTWOD

  • @alexandersmith4796
    @alexandersmith4796 4 роки тому +2238

    I feel like Larry would enjoy Hitman, considering how open the missions are

    • @dimarcodrahgi5866
      @dimarcodrahgi5866 4 роки тому +26

      Alexander Smith i was just thinking the same thing

    • @spacejesus6790
      @spacejesus6790 4 роки тому +27

      Ye i suppose but how about payday 2?

    • @gavingraham1439
      @gavingraham1439 4 роки тому +37

      @@spacejesus6790 that's what I was thinking, much more realistic with robberies

    • @spacejesus6790
      @spacejesus6790 4 роки тому +2

      @gavin graham14 exactly he would be more familiar with the jewellery heists

    • @theshittiestposter6853
      @theshittiestposter6853 4 роки тому +5

      Especially with how much he likes a well though out plan.

  • @VPC
    @VPC 2 роки тому +18

    Larry spent his youth robbing jewelry stores for millions 💎
    Now he spends his days robbing the time of millions by giving them quality content 👍😎

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 2 роки тому +2

      He’s not robbing my time if I’m willingly giving Larry my time he’s a great UA-camr

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 4 місяці тому +1

    The driving though 😭 lol 😂

  • @krispyytv7067
    @krispyytv7067 4 роки тому +7467

    This channel is basically him telling us how to rob jewelry stores

    • @kushpakk2210
      @kushpakk2210 4 роки тому +390

      thats why i fuck w bro he on that hittin licks shit💪🏽😂

    • @fergusmackay2584
      @fergusmackay2584 4 роки тому +196

      Forget "improving on the game" like he says and learn how to rob a jewellery shop 😂

    • @jaas0225
      @jaas0225 4 роки тому +217

      Also telling you that you will get caught, so don't.

    • @cameronmcgregor2583
      @cameronmcgregor2583 4 роки тому +164

      @@jaas0225 probably was much easier when he was a robber these days it would be a lot harder

    • @theworldisimmense
      @theworldisimmense 4 роки тому +60

      Cameron Mcgregor of course nowadays it’s much harder almost impossible due to the internet, social media , everyone having a smartphone , better security cameras and GPS

  • @ovvfoids
    @ovvfoids 4 роки тому +3329

    Michael: *blinks*
    Larry Lawton: See. NOW that’s the mistake right there. Everyone’s
    Gonna notice that.

  • @Jim-gk4so
    @Jim-gk4so 2 роки тому +6

    I would love this guy to be making these movies and games. They would be so realistic and fun.

  • @naayaa_samara9479
    @naayaa_samara9479 2 роки тому

    UA-cam JUST recommended this to me , I find it amazing that you are a former jewel thief and that you are on UA-cam making a living ! To me it’s crazy , America gives 2nd chances to people and they can change and now I love your content it’s very informative only of course to spot the possible thieves at my job thanks for this !
    New sub ! 💓

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 роки тому +1565

    Larry: So...
    Comments: _write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN_

    • @GioBear120
      @GioBear120 4 роки тому +27

      So if you wanna be able to rob the jewelry store be sure to do nothing bad or else the heist is up. Don’t breathe since the police will locate your breath to your current location

    • @SLavaluChinang5
      @SLavaluChinang5 4 роки тому

      So...

    • @HarryRiceHockey
      @HarryRiceHockey 4 роки тому

      The fact no one's made the connection to a Spongebob reference disturbs me...

  • @joeking3181
    @joeking3181 4 роки тому +1525

    Michael: *coughs*
    Larry: “Bad move, he just triggered the alarm. They’re not getting away with anything.”

  • @rochmel1409
    @rochmel1409 Рік тому +3

    Thanks Larry a great job using the game to explain how a robbery works in real life. Which I assume was your aim and like your previous life perfectly executed. But in truth I wonder if anyone would actually enjoy playing / have the patience to play a mission based on 'real life'. Having to stop at every red light would see most people fail. 🙂

  • @zacharyandre8254
    @zacharyandre8254 Рік тому

    I think that should do a video on the Daniel Holtzclaw case. I would be very interested to hear your thoughts on that case. Keep up the great work Larry!

  • @ronipletikosa
    @ronipletikosa 4 роки тому +698

    fly: *lands on a table next to michael *
    larry: ok ill pause it here. the thing is, that fly could actually be a undercover cop and just like that in a second your heist is done so you always need to watch out for these things

  • @Avinciti
    @Avinciti 4 роки тому +2375

    Micheal: Looks at the camera
    Larry: This little maneuver will cost us 58 years

    • @akmhd
      @akmhd 4 роки тому +23

      "Reality is often disappointing" ~ Thicc Thanos Car

    • @hugoscribes6951
      @hugoscribes6951 4 роки тому +11

      This Interstellar reference made my day.

    • @tristanblaze8238
      @tristanblaze8238 4 роки тому +3

      AKMH7 wow that’s one I haven’t heard in a while

    • @1mage__
      @1mage__ 4 роки тому

      That was good lmaoo

    • @TFSZinx
      @TFSZinx 4 роки тому

      No it's necessary

  • @aliensphinx8643
    @aliensphinx8643 2 роки тому +1

    thanks for the tutorial! ill be giving it a shot tomorrow :)

  • @blindbookworm8019
    @blindbookworm8019 2 роки тому +1

    I’m so glad that you turned your life around Good Sir. :-) I like your videos. I’ve watched one video a week ago and now this blind bookworm is hooked. :-)

  • @DoctorPepper445
    @DoctorPepper445 4 роки тому +2060

    Michael: Drinks water
    Larry: That's the biggest mistake he could possibly make. Police will be there before he even gets out of the kitchen and track the fingerprints of the bottle to his mom's car he borrowed 7 years ago. Heist's over, he's busted.

    • @edboss36
      @edboss36 4 роки тому +17

      Eh, I like listening to him even tho he says that a lot

    • @DoctorPepper445
      @DoctorPepper445 4 роки тому +11

      edboss yeah his channel is interesting as hell especially with his input and how he would do these things in real life.

  • @RudeBoyKyle94
    @RudeBoyKyle94 4 роки тому +756

    2001: GRAND THEFT AUTO IS EVIL
    2020: "He ran into the wall that's hilarious"

    • @gamepad3153
      @gamepad3153 4 роки тому +6

      sounds like the person that's playing GTA V doesn't quite know how traffic laws work.

    • @femboy_twink
      @femboy_twink 4 роки тому +5

      @@gamepad3153 of they know alright. whether they care is a different question

  • @MrSonicHedgehog
    @MrSonicHedgehog 10 місяців тому

    The funny thing is the simple fact that the quiet approach nets you the biggest take of the 2 plans

  • @pourmydrank
    @pourmydrank 3 роки тому +8

    I think if Larry works alongside the developers on GTA 6 it might make it a lot more fun and rewarding. The heists would be so much more involved and immersive, the co-op would be next level.

  • @chocolateoverdrive3256
    @chocolateoverdrive3256 4 роки тому +1579

    Michael: blinks
    Larry: see that’s a huge mistake. You need to be seeing the civilians at all times, as they could hit the alarm. Heist over.

  • @robyn-leeswan6457
    @robyn-leeswan6457 4 роки тому +2507

    Michael: still in his dad's balls.
    Larry: the heist is over folks.