Brett Keane Visits DP - Jim Ass is Kicked - Joseph Martelli Takes our Call! - DPP

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  • @swordofsteel
    @swordofsteel 8 років тому +200

    I like watching Brett Keane whenever I feel depressed. One look at him, and it's like, "Damn, welp I guess my life is not so bad, now is it."

    • @nathanduncan2230
      @nathanduncan2230 8 років тому +5

      BURN

    • @Skaryon
      @Skaryon 8 років тому +2

      +THE UNETHICAL ETHICIST True. I have depression and body dismorphic disorder. Thinking that I certainly don't look like a snorting walrus is helping.

    • @charlesdarwin9830
      @charlesdarwin9830 8 років тому +1

      +THE UNETHICAL ETHICIST I personally think that the Drunken Peasants knocking Brett Keane is getting kind of old. I agree he's an asshole, but if he's rally so worthless, why do the Peasants keep talking about him so much?

    • @charlesdarwin9830
      @charlesdarwin9830 8 років тому +2

      That's another thing, I think he's doing it intentionally to make the Peasants talk about him and they keep falling for it. I think he believes that if he can make people on one of the most popular podcasts in existence talk about him constantly, it will make him seem more relevant than he really is and eventually, it will increase traffic to his channel, especially among hardcore religious viewers since this is seen primarily as an Atheist podcast, the religious racists will think, "well if these heathen Atheists hate him, he must be someone worth listening to". In the episode they did before this one, they sat there bashing him for over an hour.

    • @Skaryon
      @Skaryon 8 років тому +3

      Of course he does and I'm sure they're well aware. They just don't care if he's getting traffic. Why would they?

  • @2coolrun308
    @2coolrun308 8 років тому +37

    Dude, they got Brett Keane to show his teeth, and had a crazy guy on the phone LIVE and called him on his shit, this is the fucking best podcast ever.

  • @slayersboxer915
    @slayersboxer915 8 років тому +40

    The fact TJ has to tell fans not to bring bananas is one of the best examples of why DP fans are the best.

  • @Yksinainensusi1
    @Yksinainensusi1 8 років тому +46

    There is a clear love-hate relationship between DP and Brett. I love it.

    • @Yksinainensusi1
      @Yksinainensusi1 8 років тому +7

      Brandon Smith Nah DP can exist without fucking Brett Keane but Brett would be even more done if it wasn't for DP.

    • @Eightsixseven23224
      @Eightsixseven23224 8 років тому +3

      it's a very particular situation

  • @brahminzed1417
    @brahminzed1417 8 років тому +53

    "The Man Behind the Manatee"

  • @HeyRussianCommissar
    @HeyRussianCommissar 8 років тому +30

    Every Brett appearance episode is like a special occasion for me :3

  • @KoopySandwiches
    @KoopySandwiches 8 років тому +23

    "I want to do a documentary about you."
    "Will I have flippers and swim in the sea?"
    Did....did Brett just bust a zinger?

  • @Omega172
    @Omega172 8 років тому +21

    I never thought an hour long frozen frame of a bald dude in a red shirt could be so entertaining lol.

  • @imspidermannomore
    @imspidermannomore 8 років тому +61

    Brett Keane was such a good sport

    • @bobbybigballs4038
      @bobbybigballs4038 8 років тому +37

      +imspidermannomore because 1000 dollars was on the line

  • @anthonysacarello9095
    @anthonysacarello9095 8 років тому +26

    I have a weird sympathy for Brett Keane... WHY? AM I THE ONLY ONE

    • @sailingoiesauvage5484
      @sailingoiesauvage5484 8 років тому +7

      +Anthony Sacarello your not its ok

    • @jackdoe3990
      @jackdoe3990 8 років тому +7

      +Anthony Sacarello If Brett donates that 1000 dollars to cancer research or some shit I will legitimately think he's a cool dude who just can't help but sabotage himself on UA-cam.

    • @monoveloso
      @monoveloso 8 років тому

      +Anthony Sacarello I have that with ill people

    • @SteampunkHeretic
      @SteampunkHeretic 8 років тому

      There must be a camp for that.

    • @vilhelmkron7455
      @vilhelmkron7455 8 років тому

      +Jack Doe cancer research is a scam, High amounts of cannabis kills cancer cells that with being vegan is great against cancer

  • @words3147
    @words3147 8 років тому +15

    Brett Keane is a Legend. History may forget his name (lets be honest it never knew his name to begin with), but I, will never forget
    #IWasThere

    • @StefanWinchester
      @StefanWinchester Рік тому

      His aquatic mammal soul will forever dwell in the heart of Festus continuing to fester in his duplicitous greatness.

  • @godlessengineer
    @godlessengineer 8 років тому +122

    Paul > "Everyone needs to be here"
    > Scotty is not there
    Says a lot about scotty i guess :P

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 8 років тому +27

      +Godless Engineer #banscotty

    • @KantenHammer
      @KantenHammer 8 років тому +1

      oh i knew you're watching this show!

    • @JavaIsnom
      @JavaIsnom 8 років тому

      k

    • @fixitfeilix5051
      @fixitfeilix5051 8 років тому +1

      +Tinyman11 >>thinks every arrow he sees on the internet is lay maymay arrows from muh secret club
      >>uses memes as humor

  • @mapagatu
    @mapagatu 8 років тому +11

    Now this is what I'm talking about, the DP style of old. I was starting to loose faith in the show but this is doubtlessly the best DP episode in recent history.

    • @Sssndnd
      @Sssndnd 8 років тому

      +mapagatu never loose faith

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 8 років тому +31

    This was one of the best episodes ever!

  • @Kaiser_Kenny
    @Kaiser_Kenny 8 років тому +17

    I'm going to protest on Election Day against the two party system.

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 років тому +8

    Hearing Tommy from the Bronx bully Joseph Martelli is a high that I repeatedly come back to this episode for

  • @jeffphillips1832
    @jeffphillips1832 5 років тому +17

    "Lightening hit a booger on a rock." - Brett Keane is a National Treasure

  • @calipto4605
    @calipto4605 8 років тому +1

    We need more Brett on the show. He is an endless source of entertainment.

  • @SarkarSocial-u2n
    @SarkarSocial-u2n 8 років тому +1

    Back Many Months Later to see it again .. this was one of the most pulsating , kickass episodes of DPP ..

  • @metallic4888
    @metallic4888 8 років тому +9

    One of your best episodes in a while IMO

  • @alexanderjamesaustin
    @alexanderjamesaustin 8 років тому +9

    this was the best episode yet, i was expecting brett to just pop in real quick. he stayed for quite a while

  • @thebobbyboy2649
    @thebobbyboy2649 8 років тому +52

    Can we just talk about how Brett is fucking toothless?

    • @VideoJames1019
      @VideoJames1019 8 років тому

      Literally or just in general?

    • @davewilson5413
      @davewilson5413 8 років тому +18

      He's not even 40 and he has no fucking teeth.

    • @ElTalMax10101
      @ElTalMax10101 8 років тому

      +Evan Waffle maybe he should invest in dentures

    • @mnbc989
      @mnbc989 8 років тому

      lmfao

    • @ElTalMax10101
      @ElTalMax10101 8 років тому

      +Joe Smith well that would be a start. I would say cosmetic implants but I doubt tj would give him enough. #savebrettsteeth

  • @SEAGOIL
    @SEAGOIL 8 років тому +62

    Nice to see jim, my overlord again

    • @Wailot6
      @Wailot6 8 років тому +3

      Fuck Jim, annoying try hard fuck.

    • @kgh237
      @kgh237 8 років тому +2

      #BanJimAss #HeilKasierScotty

    • @amplifymysound
      @amplifymysound 8 років тому +5

      He needs his own channel with more content, that guy could get so much more love

    • @SEAGOIL
      @SEAGOIL 8 років тому +2

      #theAssRemembers

    • @machinegunpuppy6745
      @machinegunpuppy6745 8 років тому

      +JustinBieber Ok Justin Bieber

  • @Hopium500
    @Hopium500 8 років тому +123

    Soon to be trending : the Columbus massacre

    • @danl7442
      @danl7442 8 років тому +11

      😅RIP peasants....😢

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому +2

      The Amazing Theist killed for his beliefs.

    • @daniellos333
      @daniellos333 8 років тому

      +Shoji Tabuchi v2.0

    • @MrNottyNotty
      @MrNottyNotty 8 років тому +1

      +Shoji Tabuchi bunch of atheists murdered? that wont make the news

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому +2

      Stephen Quinn Idk some crazy guy killing a bunch of people at an arcade because he was offended. Just might make a 2 second mention on the news.

  • @crazyazzkile
    @crazyazzkile 3 роки тому +4

    This is still one of the best episodes

  • @RichestGreen
    @RichestGreen 8 років тому +7

    best DPP episode in a while. Insane ramblings of Moseph Jartelli, the Keanester makes his return, and the glorious JIM ASS appears.

  • @fishbonesinc
    @fishbonesinc 8 років тому +10

    "Brett Keane will see that I'm not a scammer". That's almost poetic, stay tuned kids.

  • @danl7442
    @danl7442 8 років тому +2

    I was going to wait a few days to watch this episode, but when I saw the title, I couldn't contain my excitement and giggled like a little school girl.

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash 8 років тому +3

    TJ and Paul playing good cop/ bad cop is hilarious

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 8 років тому +6

    Just having both Brett and Jartelli on live makes this the best episode.
    Period.

  • @morningmadera
    @morningmadera 8 років тому +13

    *"Behind the Manatee"* coming this summer to a cinema near you ...

    • @SoBlurrific
      @SoBlurrific 8 років тому +3

      rated R for graphic content (aka gigantic double chins and warts)

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому +12

      "Made me cry." IGN
      "Who the hell is Brett Keane?" Rolling Stones
      "This is an interesting particular individual situation." Rotten Tomatoes

    • @Iforgot1479
      @Iforgot1479 8 років тому +1

      +Madway "Reminds me I'm going to die one day" Some guy

  • @mupty
    @mupty 8 років тому +15

    Provide as much video footage of the meet up as you can in case you don't do a Friday show.

  • @Setsuna012
    @Setsuna012 8 років тому +10

    You guys are great and this recent show was amazing.

  • @CrustaceousAnnoyance
    @CrustaceousAnnoyance 8 років тому +1

    This was one of my all time favorite episodes!! It was just so involved and crazy! My

  • @Aenygma_
    @Aenygma_ 8 років тому +28

    I cried laughing at the Martelli part hahahahahahahahah that guy is a fucking lunatic!!

    • @slayersboxer915
      @slayersboxer915 8 років тому

      +LordAztahoth His personality is the reason there are so many trolls on the internet.

    • @Aenygma_
      @Aenygma_ 8 років тому

      It was exactly like that COME AT ME BRA episode of South Park hahahah

  • @GottaLoveShuckle
    @GottaLoveShuckle 8 років тому +5

    This was a great episode, was great live going into Bretts stream.

  • @andj2009
    @andj2009 8 років тому +3

    Great episode, It's always so nice when Scotty's not there, i wish he were absent from more episodes, or all of them.

  • @arrakis2374
    @arrakis2374 8 років тому +11

    Bret Keene really is the master of passive-aggressive tactics. He can rile people up and to the uninitiated with Bret Keene, they appear to be the bad guy 'attacking' the victim.

  • @LynamoTracks
    @LynamoTracks 8 років тому +10

    Best episode in a long time.

  • @straightupsquared9892
    @straightupsquared9892 8 років тому +15

    Last time I came this early... I got a 15 year sentence situation

    • @WarKlutch
      @WarKlutch 8 років тому

      That's a very particular situation

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому

      I hope the victim indivigul is alright

    • @straightupsquared9892
      @straightupsquared9892 8 років тому +1

      +Madway This particular indivijul couldn't handle the french vanilla.

  • @TonyKingOfTheOzone
    @TonyKingOfTheOzone 8 років тому +7

    Brett is finally the 5th drunken peasent #BrettTheStalionPeasant.

  • @Goku14635
    @Goku14635 8 років тому +15

    Thank you guys for using my picture for your thumbnail. I really appreciate it!

    • @slayersboxer915
      @slayersboxer915 8 років тому +2

      +Goku14635 I challenge you to a bitch boy slap fight

  • @JoelJoel321
    @JoelJoel321 8 років тому +3

    This is amazing. It's like a cross-channel boarding party.

  • @Vadermods
    @Vadermods 8 років тому +5

    this is such an underrated episode

  • @Olli399
    @Olli399 8 років тому +1

    Brett needs to become the 5th Peasant. Every episode would be entertaining.

  • @feeblezak
    @feeblezak 7 років тому +3

    The best episodes have Brett Keane in them.

  • @choppergamer
    @choppergamer 8 років тому +7

    The Brett Keane Cycle should be a shirt.I would buy that shit no questions asked

  • @Souleater153GAME
    @Souleater153GAME 8 років тому +28

    I swear.. Trump is looking more like Emperor Palpatine every time he appears in public.

    • @Madway
      @Madway 8 років тому

      +The JK4 Network He hasn't gone full Deathstar at least

    • @blueeyeswhitedragon9569
      @blueeyeswhitedragon9569 8 років тому +1

      +Madway first step wall.

    • @rane932
      @rane932 8 років тому

      +Madway yet

    • @ninjasheep7492
      @ninjasheep7492 8 років тому

      +Void153 Dark side degradation from deep immersion in the dark side soon he will be a pile of pale orange wrinkles

    • @TheFnimonSni
      @TheFnimonSni 8 років тому

      +Void153 I think Trump is able to shoot lightning bolts aswell :/

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 8 років тому +1

    Paul and Brett's comedy hour is my favorite part of DP
    DORN GET ME MY SANDWICH

  • @WannaKnowAll
    @WannaKnowAll 8 років тому +10

    That was a 1000$ moment. I actually do hope he gets that money lol

  • @aydan1686
    @aydan1686 8 років тому +29

    I hope they actually do give Brett the $1000! hahaha. One of the greatest episodes in a long time chaps!

    • @VagusDoc
      @VagusDoc 8 років тому +6

      +Game Taff Me too, if anything for cracking a genuine smile for one moment in his life; for once not being a complete scum fuck. It gives me hope for the future.

  • @strayster2
    @strayster2 8 років тому +6

    I didn't know who Brett was the first time I saw this, and I felt bad for him.
    This time watching it I feel like Paul was going way too easy on him.

  • @gestalticavia322
    @gestalticavia322 8 років тому +4

    The French Vanilla Connection: "It's either, or it's both"
    !!!
    Brett Keane has a Cloaca!

  • @kidwithacamera4575
    @kidwithacamera4575 8 років тому +3

    Every episode with Brett is amazing

  • @Brandnewsolution
    @Brandnewsolution 8 років тому +10

    I miss the stupid ads.

  • @notfunny8804
    @notfunny8804 8 років тому +8

    Brett was actually pretty cool this time

  • @AfterSunsets
    @AfterSunsets 8 років тому +16

    all UA-cam drama and no macN'cheese makes Brett a dull manatee.

  • @tomagomez9270
    @tomagomez9270 8 років тому +3

    'Ruining the Manatee's hangout' should be a new segment

  • @darealtuck4420
    @darealtuck4420 8 років тому +3

    "don't ask him too questions at once" Brett can't handle it

  • @garysmuslimstep-daddy3860
    @garysmuslimstep-daddy3860 8 років тому +1

    Man, what a great final episode to end a podcast!

  • @chaserichards6218
    @chaserichards6218 8 років тому +5

    Best episode so far! Loved this guys!

  • @Kaiser_Kenny
    @Kaiser_Kenny 8 років тому +12

    Brett Keane was actually funny. I don't know how, but he was.

  • @iamskeletor5413
    @iamskeletor5413 8 років тому +15

    #WeWereThere2

  • @oheaven74
    @oheaven74 8 років тому +5

    I want to see a Paul's Ego and Tommy from the bronx detective show. Paul is the Sherlock, Tommy is the muscle.

  • @bloodfalconfantastic4445
    @bloodfalconfantastic4445 8 років тому +8

    Brett, how many times, per shit, do you wipe your ass?
    Brett: "Have you ever, heard of G-Man? He told me, seafood comes from the water."

  • @davids11131113
    @davids11131113 3 роки тому +4

    I’m here chillin in my hotel room what you gonna do about it! 💁🏻‍♂️

  • @WarriorOfDamnation
    @WarriorOfDamnation 8 років тому +3

    35:58 - "The Drunken Peasants Grocery Store"
    That'd be a new one!

  • @silosis
    @silosis 8 років тому +16

    i seriously hope joseph martelli doesnt go shoot up the dp meet up

  • @kevjtnbtmglr
    @kevjtnbtmglr 8 років тому +4

    21:12
    Paul: "Get down, TJ!"
    someone animate this as the shoot/meet out

  • @escoa13
    @escoa13 8 років тому

    I hope this becomes one of the most highly rated videos!!!!

  • @WendigoPsycho
    @WendigoPsycho 8 років тому +18

    Really hoping that some of the DP fans attending the meet up have a concealed carry permit and keep a close eye on Joseph. As someone who at one point had pretty radical Christian ideas, Joseph's videos are pretty worrying.

    • @merritt2014
      @merritt2014 8 років тому +4

      +WendigoPsychosis Ya, it's bad when I have finals tommorrow and I'm worried about this whole Joseph debacle than I am about the tests. I want to just pass him off as a troll, but the fact that he actually came all the way down there, has crazy radical believes, and seems pretty mental all around has me kinda worried. I just know he's gonna try some shit. The whole "crazy person uploading a video on youtube before going on a killing spree" shit has happened many times before.

    • @WendigoPsycho
      @WendigoPsycho 8 років тому +1

      Hate to be "that guy" asking for like on his own comment, but please thumbs up the comment so that it's more likely to be seen by permit holders.

    • @WendigoPsycho
      @WendigoPsycho 8 років тому +1

      *****​
      I don't believe he is a troll, but the very best intentions he could've had is to get them to cancel the meet up. The thought that he could be a legit threat is a big worry to me though.

    • @sailingoiesauvage5484
      @sailingoiesauvage5484 8 років тому

      +Nightwingfan9515 I can't find his channels can you please give me a link thank you

    • @WendigoPsycho
      @WendigoPsycho 8 років тому +1

      Honestly from watching that video and knowing what kind of mindset he's in, it sounds like he's planning on doing something that his brain is telling him is wrong but he thinks that it's what God wants. It sounds to me like he's thinking "If God doesn't want me to [insert fucked up thing here], he'll stop me from going to the meet up".

  • @truthseek3017
    @truthseek3017 8 років тому +8

    44:10 "The thousand is coming your way Brett"

  • @LordMajicus
    @LordMajicus 8 років тому +1

    This was definitely one of your greatest episodes of all time. Brett, Jim, and Joseph all in 2 hours?! How do you top that?

  • @Locomamonk
    @Locomamonk 8 років тому +2

    hahaha this was a hell of a interesting episode, I'm glad you guys could reach JM at the end, it was perfect!

  • @capnjackdaniels3663
    @capnjackdaniels3663 8 років тому +10

    Wait.. Jim Ass' real name is Peter? My life is a lie!!!

  • @davewilson5413
    @davewilson5413 8 років тому +2

    This was a great show!

  • @tchess70
    @tchess70 8 років тому +1

    That was an amazing show!

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 8 років тому +2

    Brett's first sentence on the show: "What's going ORN?"

  • @bastiwen
    @bastiwen 8 років тому +7

    The part with Brett was pretty good.

  • @pantsjeanmen7875
    @pantsjeanmen7875 8 років тому +8

    this is one of those episodes that make you wonder if brett and the dp's really are friends

    • @hailedoba9245
      @hailedoba9245 8 років тому

      I'm starting to think the whole Brett Keane thing is a charade. He's a character, created by the DP, that they use as a bit or an angle.

  • @sarina2884
    @sarina2884 8 років тому +1

    This was the best episode! Jim ass is my fucking favorite!

  • @SmoakRaider510
    @SmoakRaider510 8 років тому +6

    "I need to go get my dentures "

  • @TheDark101Knight
    @TheDark101Knight 8 років тому +9

    I love how paul bulldozed keane

  • @feralbunnydonut8495
    @feralbunnydonut8495 8 років тому +5

    I didn't watch this live just so I could fast forward through the manatee jumpscare. I just can't take it anymore .

  • @neonlightning8062
    @neonlightning8062 8 років тому +5

    I ran to the restroom to brush and floss my teeth as soon as i saw brett's teeth. I don't wanna end up like him.

  • @marciklon
    @marciklon 8 років тому

    I always like the video when you start the information segment :)

  • @RipTheJackR
    @RipTheJackR 8 років тому

    "I don't suspect I'll get even a dollar but it sure would help with cleaning supplies around the house." - Brett Keane's "Goal description" on patreon. Haha, this episode was one of the best so far! PaulsEgo brought it home.

  • @RJL738
    @RJL738 8 років тому +1

    What Paul is having to go through just to reach a hangout is like the plot to a movie.

  • @FortoFight
    @FortoFight 8 років тому +5

    BEST DP EVER!!!!!!!!

  • @skullsnstuff
    @skullsnstuff 8 років тому +4

    This was epic, made my day

  • @Maxipandah
    @Maxipandah 8 років тому +1

    "Chili No Cheese, Chili No Cheese. I'm Brett Keane I'm a bag of sleaze. Bottom of the Internet's where I live. HEY! I have Water Headed Kids. I'm a Manatee."
    - Paul's Ego's freestyle rap from DP Post-Show #237.

  • @chandlergaydos
    @chandlergaydos 8 років тому +18

    Am I the only one who feels bad for Brett at this point

    • @charaznable3198
      @charaznable3198 8 років тому +2

      No. I legitimately get depressed just thinking about him.

    • @SpaderB13
      @SpaderB13 8 років тому +2

      +Chandler Gaydos DP just beating the dead matinee as usual. Antagonizing the same group of idiots three times a week.

    • @Darkpara1
      @Darkpara1 8 років тому

      +Chandler Gaydos It's a sad story of a man possessed by envy

    • @cominroitover80
      @cominroitover80 8 років тому +1

      Not Kent Hovind He's just an old man. Let him waddle off into the sunset.

    • @StefanWinchester
      @StefanWinchester Рік тому

      I have sympathy for those who are unable to change their lot in life..brett not only made the choices who made him like this but actively continues the downward spiral. He's also a spiteful and duplicitous person also he's got not much empathy nor sympathy for others. So with that in mind why should anyone feel sorry for him? By far my biggest issue with him is he seems utterly devoid of any integrity whatsoever.

  • @ComputingCactus
    @ComputingCactus 8 років тому +2

    Man this was DP and the Goober Squad tonight.

  • @KarizmjhgvnRaiha
    @KarizmjhgvnRaiha 8 років тому +4

    I would buy a Brett Keane Manatee-shirt if all profits from it would go to GodTVRadio.

    • @KMC5240
      @KMC5240 8 років тому +3

      +Kari Raiha Make sure you don't forget his Gaming Channel, GamesULove

  • @NewCanada
    @NewCanada 8 років тому +6

    Brett Keane: The Rise and Fall of The Manatee Individual Situation. Coming to a Drunken Peasants Podcast near you January 5, 2024.

  • @RJL738
    @RJL738 8 років тому +1

    A household is divided over what French Vanilla Situation means.

  • @fettfan91
    @fettfan91 3 місяці тому

    It was always a good time when DP unlocked the chat.

  • @technoir2216
    @technoir2216 8 років тому +5

    Jim Ass should make the Manatoar

    • @Darthmufin
      @Darthmufin 8 років тому +1

      +The Righteous Hand even though the joke is "matinay" not "manatee"?

  • @BlueberryBumblebees
    @BlueberryBumblebees 8 років тому +4

    You can taste the alcohol in the Not Your Father's Root Beer.

  • @cthulhutarts3166
    @cthulhutarts3166 8 років тому +10

    So Marteli took a brisk walk past the meetup, then ran away. Pretty anticlimactic. He's now making videos about how they're pussies for not facing him. There's something genuinely wrong in his head, hope he gets help.