@@danny6801oh no this thread so far is (worryingly?) dialed into some specific references that make me laugh but usually people don't know/follow Gotta comment bc if we have more company, I want those notifications
What is it a reference to? I've taken dozens of different antidepressants by this point, and none of them stand out to me here. If the whale was asthmatic, I'd call it "whalebuterol", but that's all I've got.
@@amberbanuelos7053 It's not a week old either, cuz it'd be peeling. It's not red/irritated so it's not fresh, it's not in the process of healing, it's a minimum of like 2-3wks old but it looks older than that.
6:58 "gonna be happy"?! *already ecstatically happy* watching you do *all that* with your beak down and in profile and a bobbin' around has made me enormously happy everything else is icing
How has nobody caught the line “Are you not entertained? Is this not what you came here for?” This was absolutely brilliant and subtle, so much so that the staff didn’t even catch it! You would have to be Bird-Bained to have missed that reference. Well played, sir!
correction. ALL of Correction *is* brilliant & subtle, & by it;s very nature, endlessly referential. by 'nobody' I assume you mean the people laughing in the studio. YOU got it. *i* got it. that's all that matters, right?
And he was so pleased with himself that he was able to anticipate our critique of the whale sounds - and yet still made a mistake. Luv ya, but don’t try to think ahead for us.
Inaccurate statement. While he said "we got them old Macs", he didn't say we ONLY have Macs. They could also have windows PCs which they used for leisure, ala Minesweeper, and the Macs for work, ala "Apple + F"
@@lad4694 You're right. I completely agree. I also think you've put 5x as much mental effort into this as they did. Don't get me wrong, it was a great bit, and the combination of "ha ha ha" and "wait a minute" colliding in my brain was hilarious....but don't overthink it. :-D
Correction: "literally" is an adverb, and as such it modifies "could watch" and not "hours". You can say "I could watch literal hours" if you choose to be correct in English
Wait a minute. An influential man of the city wearing a mask and doing heroic acts (doing corrections each week). He may not be the hero we deserve, but Seth is the hero we need. I believe in BirdBane.
CORRECTION:) I am so excited to leave a first correction! I love a closer look I never miss an episode and I am currently binging corrections on episode 23 thank you so much! So according to American Slang on the History channel the buck stops here likely has origins referring to a buck knife placed at card tables in the old west. The buck would be passed around the table clockwise to determine/rotate the dealer. Thank you so much for all you do! A Closer Look has raised my quality of life! It is one of the best parts of my day:) THIS WEEK WAS THE BEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN! I LOVE BIRDBANE!
We had nothing but bird banes in my neighborhood. Frankly, by the end of the night I was really sick of seeing bird banes. Flocks and flocks of bird banes everywhere.
Swear to god I thought he was going to knock the glass off the desk a couple of times because he couldn't see it. Also "Slung Sheldon" might be Jackal-submitted joke of the year.
I loved that in Thursday's closer look Seth actively corrected himself in real time, saying ford fiesta and then Ford festiva... Instinctively addressing the jackals from closer look.
Seth preemptively responded to jackal comments that had yet to be written. In medical terms that’s known as having a premature Correction and there’s medication for that.
@@sherinameless1618 I was out there this morning taking photos in Rockefeller Plaza before the taping in the afternoon. Buck shared it in his stories later on when I posted it afterwards, so it’s possible Seth might actually see it!
True facts: The thing I love most about Corrections is that we've gotten a great insight into people who work at the show and how funny the interpersonal relationships are. It's the same reason I love when Conan would do (and still does on his podcast) bits with Sona or Jordan or Bill Tull (RIP). I would watch a Late Night show with just Seth BSing with crew and writer staff, especially Wally, and would enjoy it even more than the celeb interviews. Thanks guys for how fun you make this for all us Jackals out here. We love you all. Happy Halloween Bird Bane!
I tried explaining Corrections to my mum recently. She said it sounded like a cult. I disagreed. Then I laughed through this, with that comment echoing in my head... I'd rather be in this cult!! 😂
Only your cat heard your applause, and they did not take it in the spirit you offered it. The cat is a sour beast, jealous and spiteful. The cat thought [BALEFUL FELUNE PLACEHOLDER] and waited for normalcy to return.
Seth, large-scale correction at play here. Last week in A Closer Look, you said about golfers, "I speak for all non-golfers when I say, we don't wanna hear about your sh*t." NOT ONE DAY later, you're interviewing Tom Holland and listening eagerly as he explains weird golfing terms like handicaps and birdies. Which is it, Seth?? Why didn't you stick to your guns and tell Tom to can it?
ugh, what a golf-poseur! We in the golf community frown upon that, verily! Now excuse me, I'll be hopping on my club and riding it harry-potter style. Cheerio!
Seth missed the opportunity for an incredible outro. 180 Degrees turn, splits hair and bird bane emerges glorious... that would be a highlight (for a change! 😉)
If you watch “A Closer Look”, that only makes “Corrections” even funnier, and if you choose to give a correction, that is where you catch him out. It is very symbiotic, but you seem to be getting along well as you are, so enjoy however you want!
@@elizabethtangora4353 Yes. Although, as an Englishman, i won't have a bad word said about our Welsh compatriots. The little, sweary, beer-swilling, singing psycho maniacs.
IDK why but I always pictured bird Bane as a bird in a Bane mask but this makes it seem like its Bane in a bird mask so now I don't know what's real anymore.
Just saw both pieces you did on Colbert about your upcoming comedy special filmed back in June in Chicago. Looking great in the suit, and now Birdbain. What a Difference!
@@jackintheville He knows everything about Bird Bane. He is the one whom experts quote in the Bird Bane scholarly journals. He wrote the Bird Bane Bible.
We lived in Southern California growing up. I was born there October 31, 1958. It’s been great, trick or treating was fun, my brothers and sisters would tell everyone it was my birthday, people added more candy which we all shared. Our parents however walk around with us carrying martinis glasses of course our neighbors new each other! Now I give on my birthday by helping others ❣️❣️ Happy Halloween Everyone, be safe❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Hallowe'en is my son's birthday and the birthday of the girl next door! When my son was very small, I told him everybody celebrated his birthday. Much better than having Christmas as a birthday. That was Jesus's second biggest regret. Next to the whole Crucifixion deal.
Knowing how big those smiles are under that bird babe mask …. Cheeks gonna be sore 😊 Edit: was going to correct my mistake but…. I think I like it better this way
Welshed IS ‘one of the bad ones’. There are two things that I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Welsh. Also - the Dutch.
Technically, Clerics do not cast spells. Clerics ask their Deity to intervene on their behalf and channel the Divine Power of their Deity. All Cleric magic is dependant on their relationship with their Gods. Magic-Users cast spells, channelling and shaping the magical forces of the universe. Their magic is not dependant upon anyone else.
Jackals have shades of brown or amber eyes. They would only have blue eyes due to a rare genetic mutation and anomaly, which would be promptly flushed out of the gene pool due to blue eyes having negative impacts on jackals - including camouflage in hunting prey or hiding from predators, light sensitivity impacting vision, and blue eyes being an undesirable and unattractive feature to potential mating partners. In other words, the mutant Jackal on Kenny's arm would have dim vision, be an easy mark, and die a virgin. (Just like Steelers and Jets fans - am I right?)
"Welched" not "Welshed" is indeed, ironically since you said the wrong one, an old xenophobic term used against Welsh people in the 1800s. If he were to consider expanding his practice, Trump could also be a Wales psychiatrist then, given they might need one after this Corrections.
The coyote (Canis latrans), also known as the American jackal, prairie wolf, or brush wolf, is a species of canine native to North America. It is smaller than its close relative, the gray wolf, and slightly smaller than the closely related eastern wolf and red wolf. It fills much of the same ecological niche as the golden jackal does in Eurasia; however, the coyote is generally larger. YOU ARE AMERICAN, I AM AMERICAN, MY PRONOUN IS COYOTE, GET IT RIGHT
People generally put tiger balm or similar on tattoos till they heal. A scab can lift ink up, keeps scarring down. A week or more is common. Just petroleum jelly often, something negative about triple antibiotics (not sure). I recommend them. It may not be as terrible as you think, possibly the opposite.
I hate how short corrections is getting. I want my free content to be much longer. Suggestion: Read more unused scripts like “Celebrity Baby Teeth”. Happy Halloween!
While I totally agree with your belief that Corrections needs to be longer, I hate your plan to have the new segment be something like Celeb Baby Teeth. So, I am left inspired and terrified. Happy Halloween.🎃
I lost it every damn time he strained to see the page. 😂
Looked like a bird pecking at seeds at a feeder.
And every time he looked down and the beak showed 😂
It worked for him 😂
The beak is what makes it...
Meeeeeeeee to.
Lol
Sometimes you don’t need the expense of a whale psychiatrist - you could just see a whaleness coach.
Nice
Kudos!
😂
Whale done
👏 👏 👏
There were like 40 Bird Banes in my neighborhood. They kept cawing at each other. It was awful.
Next year I'm going as Bird Bane: attorney at law. I'll wear a sleeveless suit.
@@danny6801Next year I'm going as Bird Bane Babe. I'll get a Spirit Halloween "Sexy Pigeon" costume and add some Bane to it
Correction: They were ca-cawing at each other. And it was glorious.
@@danny6801
Batman: "I have just one question for you, Bird Bane...
DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YA??"
@@danny6801oh no this thread so far is (worryingly?) dialed into some specific references that make me laugh but usually people don't know/follow
Gotta comment bc if we have more company, I want those notifications
"whalebutrin" is top tier 😂
I totally missed that. Thanks for the delayed chuckle.
that *was indeed* a most excellent punchline
What is it a reference to? I've taken dozens of different antidepressants by this point, and none of them stand out to me here. If the whale was asthmatic, I'd call it "whalebuterol", but that's all I've got.
@@solitare4602 it's a reference to the drug Wellbutrin!
That was a killer whale joke.
I dont like admitting this. At all. But YES. That tattoo made me happy.
But it's obviously not fresh? Hate to harsh your buzz, but c'mon.
@@theBestElliephant could be a week old. Didn’t look like it’s lost any color, so it’s not years old.
@@amberbanuelos7053 It's not a week old either, cuz it'd be peeling. It's not red/irritated so it's not fresh, it's not in the process of healing, it's a minimum of like 2-3wks old but it looks older than that.
It's a fine tattoo.
I saw zero Bird Banes when I was working the box office at the haunted house. I *did* see two people wearing Mac Tonight foam heads.
seriously? either would have been SO cool.
Seth trying to read thru the mask has me 💀
it really added to bird mannerisms lol!
@@Alternate_Ending Especially if you watch it on 1.5x speed!
You know that mask smells like vinyl and Negroni! 😂
100%
maybe that's just old age, at this point 😐
We merely adopted the corrections, Bird Bane was born into it
Molded by it, one might say.
This is unhinged and I love every second.
6:58 "gonna be happy"?! *already ecstatically happy*
watching you do *all that* with your beak down and in profile and a bobbin' around has made me enormously happy
everything else is icing
The tattoo is freaking AWESOME!
How has nobody caught the line “Are you not entertained? Is this not what you came here for?” This was absolutely brilliant and subtle, so much so that the staff didn’t even catch it! You would have to be Bird-Bained to have missed that reference.
Well played, sir!
@@PaulS-d7p Yes, we got it; we just weren't entertained. So, we voted thumbs down.
😉
Approximately EVERY SINGLE PERSON caught the reference. It's just not as funny or clever or timely as you think it is.
Correction: it was neither subtle, nor brilliant, nor absolute. It merely was. The staff caught it.
correction. ALL of Correction *is* brilliant & subtle, & by it;s very nature, endlessly referential. by 'nobody' I assume you mean the people laughing in the studio.
YOU got it.
*i* got it.
that's all that matters, right?
I love how Seth went out of his way to research baluga sounds... And then flubs the psychiatrist part of the joke
Jackals are absolutely brutal 💯
Therapist flubs, therapist flubs...
He also had the wrong type of whale in the graphic. He made beluga whale sounds, but the whale in the graphic was a sperm whale.
And he was so pleased with himself that he was able to anticipate our critique of the whale sounds - and yet still made a mistake. Luv ya, but don’t try to think ahead for us.
@@oasntet why did I sing that out loud?!?
@@Zimani08T H E R A P I S T are the 9 letters that spell therapist
Last corrections before the election. Enjoy everyone and Happy Halloween!
Which election?
Old Macs didn’t have minesweeper. Those are windows machines.
Came to make this comment
Too right
I was thinking that, but I'm not a mac person so I wasn't sure.
Oof
Mack Tonight did have minesweeper though
Correction: Minesweeper is usually a Windows game, not a Mac game
I think he was deliberately trolling us on that one. At least I hope he was.
Maybe if they were playing Marathon.
@davidhuber6251 as someone who's only ever had windows, I assumed macs had it too.
Inaccurate statement.
While he said "we got them old Macs", he didn't say we ONLY have Macs. They could also have windows PCs which they used for leisure, ala Minesweeper, and the Macs for work, ala "Apple + F"
@@lad4694 You're right. I completely agree.
I also think you've put 5x as much mental effort into this as they did. Don't get me wrong, it was a great bit, and the combination of "ha ha ha" and "wait a minute" colliding in my brain was hilarious....but don't overthink it. :-D
I could watch literally hours of Seth trying to read through the bird bane mask
Correction: "literally" is an adverb, and as such it modifies "could watch" and not "hours".
You can say "I could watch literal hours" if you choose to be correct in English
Wait a minute. An influential man of the city wearing a mask and doing heroic acts (doing corrections each week). He may not be the hero we deserve, but Seth is the hero we need.
I believe in BirdBane.
Correction: Heroes do it for free. Cops get paid.
More like sad bird. And every time you lean down to read I expect you to start pecking.😂
CORRECTION:) I am so excited to leave a first correction! I love a closer look I never miss an episode and I am currently binging corrections on episode 23 thank you so much! So according to American Slang on the History channel the buck stops here likely has origins referring to a buck knife placed at card tables in the old west. The buck would be passed around the table clockwise to determine/rotate the dealer. Thank you so much for all you do! A Closer Look has raised my quality of life! It is one of the best parts of my day:)
THIS WEEK WAS THE BEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN!
I LOVE BIRDBANE!
Getting your jackal comment mentioned is the best
@@petecooganno, the best is making sweet sweet love to your life partner
Getting your anonymous comment mentioned on a weekly UA-cam video is third
As someone who has been on a mental health journey, seeing Psychiatrists for the last decade, I clapped for the "Whale-butrin" joke.
As someone on a different path, I don't understand why you needed to contextualize your applause.
We had nothing but bird banes in my neighborhood. Frankly, by the end of the night I was really sick of seeing bird banes. Flocks and flocks of bird banes everywhere.
A murder of birdbanes? A manslaughter of birdbanes?
So simple. So beautiful. My wife asked me what Seth was wearing. I said “Birdbane.” She watched silently for a second and said nothing, then left.
I didn't think that the mask would stay on the whole time, since Seth couldn't take a drink!
He could have used a straw but Fox News Channel says that's gay.
Same
Swear to god I thought he was going to knock the glass off the desk a couple of times because he couldn't see it.
Also "Slung Sheldon" might be Jackal-submitted joke of the year.
Every time Bird Bane drinks he has to tilt his head up to the ceiling, bird-like
I loved that in Thursday's closer look Seth actively corrected himself in real time, saying ford fiesta and then Ford festiva... Instinctively addressing the jackals from closer look.
Seth preemptively responded to jackal comments that had yet to be written. In medical terms that’s known as having a premature Correction and there’s medication for that.
Premature correction has me dead 😂 that's great and exactly why this is my favorite Fandom
But both the Fiesta and the Festiva were small Ford cars.
You have that backward. He started to say "Festiva" and then corrected himself-unnecessarily, because the Ford Festiva is also a car-to "Fiesta."
Happy Halloween, Jacka’lanterns! 🐾🎃
best comment
I hope that Seth saw your Bird Bane costume while trick or treating with his kids, and was properly horrified by what he had wrought.
@@sherinameless1618 I was out there this morning taking photos in Rockefeller Plaza before the taping in the afternoon. Buck shared it in his stories later on when I posted it afterwards, so it’s possible Seth might actually see it!
This jackal is lit.
True facts: The thing I love most about Corrections is that we've gotten a great insight into people who work at the show and how funny the interpersonal relationships are. It's the same reason I love when Conan would do (and still does on his podcast) bits with Sona or Jordan or Bill Tull (RIP). I would watch a Late Night show with just Seth BSing with crew and writer staff, especially Wally, and would enjoy it even more than the celeb interviews. Thanks guys for how fun you make this for all us Jackals out here. We love you all. Happy Halloween Bird Bane!
I cackled throughout this whole damn thing, and actually applauded Whale-butrin. It seems that I have been assimilated.
I tried explaining Corrections to my mum recently. She said it sounded like a cult. I disagreed. Then I laughed through this, with that comment echoing in my head...
I'd rather be in this cult!! 😂
Only your cat heard your applause, and they did not take it in the spirit you offered it. The cat is a sour beast, jealous and spiteful. The cat thought [BALEFUL FELUNE PLACEHOLDER] and waited for normalcy to return.
I laughed way too hard at the Whale-butrin comment. Must have been the drugs.
That tattoo is pretty amazing. I am entertained, as I have been since I started watching these. Honestly, thank you for the joy :)
Seth, large-scale correction at play here. Last week in A Closer Look, you said about golfers, "I speak for all non-golfers when I say, we don't wanna hear about your sh*t." NOT ONE DAY later, you're interviewing Tom Holland and listening eagerly as he explains weird golfing terms like handicaps and birdies. Which is it, Seth?? Why didn't you stick to your guns and tell Tom to can it?
When Tom Holland starts talking about birdie banes, you have to listen.
ugh, what a golf-poseur! We in the golf community frown upon that, verily! Now excuse me, I'll be hopping on my club and riding it harry-potter style. Cheerio!
Seth is a gentleman
@@imnotmike birdie banes 😂💀😂😭
Well if we got paid to listen....
It *is* what I came here for Seth. It is!!! It's *exactly* what I came for. 😅
This is a perfect Halloween treat. Thank you, Seth Meyers
Isn't Minesweeper traditionally a Windows game?
Seth missed the opportunity for an incredible outro. 180 Degrees turn, splits hair and bird bane emerges glorious... that would be a highlight (for a change! 😉)
I don’t even watch your show. Why can’t I stop watching this? 😂
His main show is good. This is required viewing for those of a certain mental outlook. (The more mental the better!)
If you watch “A Closer Look”, that only makes “Corrections” even funnier, and if you choose to give a correction, that is where you catch him out. It is very symbiotic, but you seem to be getting along well as you are, so enjoy however you want!
@@lstapes7 Yes, because he is our puppet and we can make him dance! 🕺
@@imnotmikelol
It's not Welshed on a bet, it's welched on a bet. Welsh would refer to something from Wales.
Welch is an archaic spelling of Welsh.
@@Eric-The-ReadI love that there is a correction to the correction to the correction. Inception!
Someon's jackal fanfic just came true.
These Birdbane corrections are just to good I can't quit laughing
Correction: some psychiatrists specialise in psychotherapy and provide counselling services as well as prescribing medication.
Yeah, the difference is that a psychiatrist has a medical degree. Trump could never be a whale psychiatrist.
indeed. in fact, hannibal lecter was a psychiatrist who also did therapy. maybe that's why trump wants to be a psychiatrist specifically.
@@bufflinguist it all makes perfect sense now. It’s the weave.
@@bufflinguist it all makes perfect sense now. It’s the weave.
@bufflinguist or its because tRump is a whale and he knows he needs psych help.
This whole episode is one big animal flub and I love it.
Welched, not "Welshed," right?
Plus it would be "went back on"
How dare you insult the grape juice community
This is what I thought too, but I googled “Welch on a bet” and apparently it *is* considered an insult geared towards Welsh people.
@@elizabethtangora4353 Yes. Although, as an Englishman, i won't have a bad word said about our Welsh compatriots. The little, sweary, beer-swilling, singing psycho maniacs.
@@elizabethtangora4353 Oh no! I don't think I've ever used the term, but I feel bad that I didn't know.
If you think of an Octopus’s arms as legs, then it has 8 crotches, so 16 testicles made sense to me.
That's science!
So do you have 2 testicles for each of your legs then?
That was my assumption as well. Makes perfect sense.
@@imnotmikeDo you have any pairs of legs between which there are not two testicles?
@@imnotmikeCatch 22... or in this case 16
Who knew Seth could do physical comedy?
His Birdbane was poetry in motion!
You see Bird Bane you click play.
I love that tattoo so much.
What is Bird Bane's favorite food? Bulk seeds. You're welcome Dad Jackals.
Is it wrong that I live for corrections🤔😍
Only if the girl in the well climbs out of the TV screen.
If it's wrong then I have no interest at all in being right.
No
I'm in the same situation lol
This Fandom keeps me going tbh
It's the favorite part of my week when they're not on hiatus 😅
1:00 Correction - Colin Farell didn't gain any weight for his role in the Penguin. He wears a body suit and a whole lot of prosthetics
He would still need to shed 8 or 10 pounds, or perhaps he would choose to use 8-10lbs fewer prosthetics
Maybe the latter would be easier
I feel like that was the joke.
Also, Tom Hardy gained a lot of weight to play Bane.
IDK why but I always pictured bird Bane as a bird in a Bane mask but this makes it seem like its Bane in a bird mask so now I don't know what's real anymore.
It's actually a bird in a bird Bane mask.
@@imnotmike Wouldn't that be Birdbane Bird then? ;)
Bird Bane!!!!!!!!!
The unsymmetrical mask is perfectly unhinged for corrections 😂
Correction: it's 'asymmetrical'.
😉
@ touché
Correction: It's not a short week; the week was the same length as always. It's just that the segment you recorded was short. Because you robbed us
Whalebutrin has officially killed me. I'm dead. ☠
Oh this week is going to be *unhinged*
I hope it's in a good way. 🤞🏼🏴💙
Like this episode was.
Just saw both pieces you did on Colbert about your upcoming comedy special filmed back in June in Chicago. Looking great in the suit, and now Birdbain. What a Difference!
No bird bane's out there this year.. but I did see two Mac Tonights.
Late Halloween, but this is the best treat to get.
Also, Bird Bane
Correction: Calling the command key open apple is what the cool kids do. If not, it is now.
"clover key"
I love the inadvertent references to Batman like when you said “for me” like Bane’s “for you” and how Kenny is a man of his word like the Joker.
This is one of my favorite corrections yet, and props to Kenny, wait neverminded chappie just said something...
Happy Halloween, Seth & Jackals!
has it really been a year since the original Bird Bane?
@@EvanJamesAudio It’s been 9 months. Bird Bane debuted at the start of February this year.
@@razzledazzyl glad someone knows 😂
@@jackintheville He knows everything about Bird Bane. He is the one whom experts quote in the Bird Bane scholarly journals. He wrote the Bird Bane Bible.
@@sherinameless1618 oh I forgot, all the anatomical drawings too right? Like Audubon but just one specific species
We love your show seth meyers happy halloween
Someone definitely doubled up on those spirits measurements in this week’s Negroni. This was bonkers!
We don't correct Seth Meyers! Seth Meyers corrects US!
... in Soviet Russia...
You can't tell, but I disliked your comment.
This is probably the episode that will win an Emmy!
The Slung Sheldon creator is now on a list.
To get hired for Graphics.
Bird Bane was probably the most popular costume in my area 😅
If the apocalypse happened while filming this we'd all be bowing to Seth Mad Max style.
We lived in Southern California growing up. I was born there October 31, 1958. It’s been great, trick or treating was fun, my brothers and sisters would tell everyone it was my birthday, people added more candy which we all shared. Our parents however walk around with us carrying martinis glasses of course our neighbors new each other!
Now I give on my birthday by helping others ❣️❣️
Happy Halloween Everyone, be safe❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Hallowe'en is my son's birthday and the birthday of the girl next door! When my son was very small, I told him everybody celebrated his birthday.
Much better than having Christmas as a birthday.
That was Jesus's second biggest regret. Next to the whole Crucifixion deal.
The BirdBane thumbnail!! Magnificent 😄
Knowing how big those smiles are under that bird babe mask …. Cheeks gonna be sore 😊
Edit: was going to correct my mistake but…. I think I like it better this way
I mean thats why he sits instead of stands right?
Oooh yeah, Bird Babe!
Welshed IS ‘one of the bad ones’.
There are two things that I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Welsh. Also - the Dutch.
As we say in the UK, racism is not acceptable, unless it's about the French.
@@alexvaradereylol
Burd Bane is Insane in the Membrane 🎵
Lol. Good one
Insane in the MemBANE, perhaps?
Rip that mainframe, I'll explain.
Bird Bane is goin Insane. 🐦🎵
Hello from Germany! ❤🎉🎉
BIRD BANE IS BACK! 😂😂😂
Man, the physical comedy of playing up the difficulty reading through the bird mask really tickled me. Well done Seth and crew
This is exactly what I came here for... though I feel bad that you can't sip your beverage
It's either watch this show 5 nights a week or get a script for Benzo's. Thanks. 💙
Though Seth demonstrates perfect talent for an Emmy, the name rings Nobel
Yeah, that's a sweet tattoo. Nice kenny
This is exactly what I come here for. Another truly amazing one Seth
Technically, Clerics do not cast spells. Clerics ask their Deity to intervene on their behalf and channel the Divine Power of their Deity. All Cleric magic is dependant on their relationship with their Gods.
Magic-Users cast spells, channelling and shaping the magical forces of the universe. Their magic is not dependant upon anyone else.
Clerics channel divine energy for sure, but they are still casting a spell or performing a ritual.
I am entertained. One of your best. Love from Australia.
Whalebutrin 😂😂😂
Jackals have shades of brown or amber eyes. They would only have blue eyes due to a rare genetic mutation and anomaly, which would be promptly flushed out of the gene pool due to blue eyes having negative impacts on jackals - including camouflage in hunting prey or hiding from predators, light sensitivity impacting vision, and blue eyes being an undesirable and unattractive feature to potential mating partners.
In other words, the mutant Jackal on Kenny's arm would have dim vision, be an easy mark, and die a virgin. (Just like Steelers and Jets fans - am I right?)
Correcting the indelible #CORRECTIONS tattoo? I love it! 😂
"Welched" not "Welshed" is indeed, ironically since you said the wrong one, an old xenophobic term used against Welsh people in the 1800s.
If he were to consider expanding his practice, Trump could also be a Wales psychiatrist then, given they might need one after this Corrections.
Like Scotch.
7:25 This is EXACTLY what I came here for! Also, this week's graphic of Trump tying the garbage bag straps was SUPERB!!
A whale psychologist would be more like Bob Newhart. You wanna go with that, Mr. Carlin? WHOOOOOO!
The only jackals more festidious than LOTR and Star Trek fans are MTG fans
I absolutely love that a part of our weird little corner of the internet will forever be enshrined on Kenny’s arm.
Also, long live Bird Bane
Zero Bird-Bains came by our home trick or treating tonight.
Very disappointing
Tattoo is amazing 🤩🤩🤩
The coyote (Canis latrans), also known as the American jackal, prairie wolf, or brush wolf, is a species of canine native to North America. It is smaller than its close relative, the gray wolf, and slightly smaller than the closely related eastern wolf and red wolf. It fills much of the same ecological niche as the golden jackal does in Eurasia; however, the coyote is generally larger.
YOU ARE AMERICAN, I AM AMERICAN, MY PRONOUN IS COYOTE, GET IT RIGHT
"Podium and Lectern - I don't care" should be the name of your next sit down special.
I'm very glad I had captions turned on for this.
People generally put tiger balm or similar on tattoos till they heal. A scab can lift ink up, keeps scarring down.
A week or more is common. Just petroleum jelly often, something negative about triple antibiotics (not sure).
I recommend them. It may not be as terrible as you think, possibly the opposite.
I hate how short corrections is getting. I want my free content to be much longer. Suggestion: Read more unused scripts like “Celebrity Baby Teeth”. Happy Halloween!
While I totally agree with your belief that Corrections needs to be longer, I hate your plan to have the new segment be something like Celeb Baby Teeth. So, I am left inspired and terrified. Happy Halloween.🎃
The phrase is, "WELCHED on a bet"