Dad Jokes - Part I

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  • @vinceallenmeneses5883
    @vinceallenmeneses5883 6 років тому +189

    They seem like nice and kind officers.

    • @Moochi4
      @Moochi4 4 роки тому +8

      They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people

    • @GummySlayer
      @GummySlayer 4 роки тому +1

      "Seem"

    • @dundukas7899
      @dundukas7899 4 роки тому

      in relaxed situations

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 4 роки тому +1

      That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.ua-cam.com/play/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp.html

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +2

      they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.

  • @BenjaminHari
    @BenjaminHari 4 роки тому +151

    It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.

    • @EpicBehemoth
      @EpicBehemoth 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying

  • @evildrporkchop4628
    @evildrporkchop4628 5 років тому +135

    Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.

    • @LARZMARZ94
      @LARZMARZ94 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment

    • @evildrporkchop4628
      @evildrporkchop4628 2 роки тому +2

      @@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something

  • @heathersmith2201
    @heathersmith2201 4 роки тому +50

    I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!

  • @Norcalw204
    @Norcalw204 4 роки тому +67

    @2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?”
    ......
    “It hasn’t come out yet.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @zackslay2938
    @zackslay2938 5 років тому +27

    This fireman has a good sense of humor lol

  • @Alexander_jade
    @Alexander_jade 6 років тому +37

    the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot

  • @reiskywalker0964
    @reiskywalker0964 3 роки тому +7

    Constipation joke had me in stitches...

  • @wdiddy1
    @wdiddy1 4 роки тому +49

    I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.

  • @tjcolv6427
    @tjcolv6427 Рік тому

    Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @elliotduncan1052
    @elliotduncan1052 Рік тому +1

    Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of UA-cam, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 3 роки тому +4

    NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"

  • @cgappleton7781
    @cgappleton7781 Рік тому +1

    I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂

  • @nickyfoltz6271
    @nickyfoltz6271 2 роки тому +1

    Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.

  • @Strahinja_Djordjevic
    @Strahinja_Djordjevic 3 роки тому +4

    I really like the:
    Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair

  • @Marsalis_CW
    @Marsalis_CW 3 роки тому +4

    They got along so well. This was awesome!

  • @ashieshinobi
    @ashieshinobi 7 років тому +21

    That was awesome! You two are funny!

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 3 роки тому +2

    A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂

  • @rlast1523
    @rlast1523 Рік тому +1

    What do you call a one-legged woman?
    Aileen. 😂

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Рік тому +1

      Where does she work? At the I-Hop.

    • @rlast1523
      @rlast1523 Рік тому

      @@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂

  • @rumplestiltskin7304
    @rumplestiltskin7304 Рік тому +2

    A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.

  • @idontknowyouthatsmypurse
    @idontknowyouthatsmypurse Рік тому

    I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.

  • @emanueldjordje
    @emanueldjordje 5 років тому +6

    4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂

  • @andyjay9346
    @andyjay9346 2 роки тому +2

    Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣

  • @EaggerSilverdragon
    @EaggerSilverdragon 7 років тому +18

    "I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 6 років тому +53

    My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not...
    But they're definitely up there

    • @thegreenpianist7683
      @thegreenpianist7683 4 роки тому

      @Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)

  • @howegav
    @howegav Рік тому +1

    What's not to like. I love dad jokes.

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 2 роки тому +1

    I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!

  • @Ben-ig3bf
    @Ben-ig3bf Рік тому

    I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!

  • @joshfoley8862
    @joshfoley8862 6 років тому +41

    FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +44

    What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?
    Hose A and Hose B

    • @0xhhhhff
      @0xhhhhff 6 років тому +14

      Conway79 LMAOO.
      What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ?
      Carlos

    • @torment4723
      @torment4723 Рік тому

      wow never heard that one before

  • @scruffypupper
    @scruffypupper 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Рік тому

    Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤

  • @catherineblue5607
    @catherineblue5607 2 роки тому +2

    Cell-fies 😆😅🤣

  • @metallist9868
    @metallist9868 3 роки тому +8

    When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂

  • @torreycat7716
    @torreycat7716 3 роки тому +4

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

  • @ccpr15
    @ccpr15 7 років тому +15

    This was the cutest thing ever

  • @mygreatescape9617
    @mygreatescape9617 2 роки тому +1

    These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny

  • @adminsroserobertson
    @adminsroserobertson 2 роки тому +1

    well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏

  • @aewhatever
    @aewhatever 4 роки тому +2

    Lmao they look like brothers

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 3 роки тому +7

    Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅

  • @VeryLostFisherman
    @VeryLostFisherman 6 років тому +7

    These jokes are absolute gold!

  • @scootergem
    @scootergem 4 роки тому +3

    good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!

  • @joshfreeman5488
    @joshfreeman5488 4 роки тому +12

    Best part of this wasn't even the jokes..
    It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂

  • @tylermorgan445
    @tylermorgan445 2 роки тому +1

    FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.

  • @aidenholfter641
    @aidenholfter641 2 роки тому +1

    What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar

  • @mayojar420
    @mayojar420 5 років тому +6

    This was a good one :D

  • @jackw3235
    @jackw3235 4 роки тому +3

    I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

  • @leonidasspyropoulos849
    @leonidasspyropoulos849 Рік тому

    Loved it, both were good.

  • @princessxcatsz
    @princessxcatsz 4 роки тому +1

    What did the dog say to the wall?
    Wol wol XD

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 4 роки тому +5

    SO CUTE!

  • @corycardinal6875
    @corycardinal6875 Рік тому

    My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh

  • @reallife3942
    @reallife3942 4 роки тому +4

    My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side....
    . So i crashed the car...

  • @tulsatornado1578
    @tulsatornado1578 6 років тому +4

    I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.

  • @letsbehonest4221
    @letsbehonest4221 3 роки тому +1

    When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,

  • @greenfingersgardener822
    @greenfingersgardener822 8 місяців тому

    I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol

  • @gabrielmorrison9477
    @gabrielmorrison9477 4 роки тому +3

    What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos

  • @titoramatrix3581
    @titoramatrix3581 5 років тому +8

    please make police vs inmate

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 5 років тому +5

      Mike the cop and after prison show

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 2 роки тому +1

    Best one was Nobody Nose

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 4 роки тому +3

    what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen

  • @duttydiesel8303
    @duttydiesel8303 3 роки тому +1

    2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 3 роки тому +3

    If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?

  • @crisbalduin84
    @crisbalduin84 3 роки тому +2

    😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌

  • @branwhite4973
    @branwhite4973 Рік тому

    Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!

  • @fancypants1523
    @fancypants1523 4 роки тому +7

    Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery?
    Because thats when the gloves come off.

  • @pugernoufer
    @pugernoufer 3 роки тому +1

    Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.

  • @petersonscottb
    @petersonscottb 6 років тому +12

    Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady

    • @dianethiesen4867
      @dianethiesen4867 4 роки тому +1

      This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 6 років тому +2

    Imma cashew. Lol.

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 3 роки тому +1

    What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂

  • @karatecat46
    @karatecat46 3 роки тому +1

    Ah, I love dad jokes

  • @warofages4498
    @warofages4498 4 роки тому +1

    This was funny as hell

  • @cynthiad6048
    @cynthiad6048 3 роки тому

    I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.

  • @danahartmann6258
    @danahartmann6258 2 роки тому

    Why did you guys stop?

  • @TheTimeForChange44
    @TheTimeForChange44 3 роки тому +1

    The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!

  • @best-o5573
    @best-o5573 5 років тому +6

    The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!

  • @brucemartini2288
    @brucemartini2288 Рік тому

    I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation???
    he's a BONDing Agent🤨

  • @derwahnsinnige4807
    @derwahnsinnige4807 2 роки тому +1

    Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............

  • @coreykuefler-terweeme7268
    @coreykuefler-terweeme7268 3 роки тому +3

    Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?

  • @codyleonard7129
    @codyleonard7129 7 років тому +15

    A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman

  • @meganrunner
    @meganrunner 4 роки тому +4

    “Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now

  • @jerichorivera6097
    @jerichorivera6097 4 роки тому +1

    What do you call a fish who finished medical school?
    A brain sturgeon.

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis 4 роки тому +1

    The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.

  • @barryszymanski8022
    @barryszymanski8022 4 роки тому +2

    The police officers always seem to win

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 4 роки тому +3

    Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.

  • @andrewmacintosh2287
    @andrewmacintosh2287 4 роки тому +1

    I love this shit. So fucking cool.

  • @BeautflDisaster4
    @BeautflDisaster4 5 років тому +3

    What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”?
    Andre 3000

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 4 роки тому +2

    SO FUN!

  • @unioprefec
    @unioprefec 6 років тому +1

    Great video about a Pouce vs Fire

  • @andrewhans1
    @andrewhans1 6 років тому +4

    The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 9 місяців тому

    Dad on his deathbed
    Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much
    Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son
    Dad : dies in peace

  • @philip3375
    @philip3375 3 роки тому

    "Police vs. Fire"

  • @Angel_Gomez
    @Angel_Gomez 6 років тому

    Cómo he acabado aquí?

  • @unknownmindyourown1917
    @unknownmindyourown1917 4 роки тому +1

    What’s the “ouch” “ ouch” “woof”? I don’t get it

    • @abijahdixon2771
      @abijahdixon2771 4 роки тому

      I don't think thry meant like a bar or pub, but literally into something.

  • @sonicthehedgehogmc8990
    @sonicthehedgehogmc8990 4 роки тому +2

    Oof🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarah_b_555
    @sarah_b_555 3 роки тому

    Stupid question: where is "NRH"?

    • @NRHPublicSafety
      @NRHPublicSafety  3 роки тому +2

      Howdy Sarah! We are a suburb of the Fort Worth, Texas area :)

  • @BhaaskarDesai
    @BhaaskarDesai 2 роки тому

    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.

  • @mrsbird2952
    @mrsbird2952 4 роки тому

    “What you call a guy with no nose and no body?”
    Answer:
    nobody nose
    Me:
    More head 🤦‍♀️

  • @GrahameGould
    @GrahameGould 4 роки тому

    What is nrh?

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 3 роки тому +1

    I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂

  • @frankvandendool882
    @frankvandendool882 4 роки тому +1

    are there any original jokes on here?

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Рік тому

      There are great jokes about dwarfs, but no one will tell them because it's punching down.

  • @DYLANJJK94
    @DYLANJJK94 4 роки тому

    A salt🧂 weapon. ;)