Dad Jokes - Part I

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  • @BenjaminHari
    @BenjaminHari 4 роки тому +154

    It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.

    • @EpicBehemoth
      @EpicBehemoth 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying

    • @joshliftz7496
      @joshliftz7496 3 роки тому +3

      lol

  • @vinceallenmeneses5883
    @vinceallenmeneses5883 6 років тому +191

    They seem like nice and kind officers.

    • @Moochi4
      @Moochi4 3 роки тому +8

      They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people

    • @GummySlayer
      @GummySlayer 3 роки тому +1

      "Seem"

    • @dundukas7899
      @dundukas7899 3 роки тому

      in relaxed situations

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 3 роки тому +1

      That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.ua-cam.com/play/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp.html

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому +2

      they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.

  • @heathersmith2201
    @heathersmith2201 3 роки тому +51

    I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!

  • @evildrporkchop4628
    @evildrporkchop4628 4 роки тому +137

    Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.

    • @LARZMARZ94
      @LARZMARZ94 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment

    • @evildrporkchop4628
      @evildrporkchop4628 2 роки тому +2

      @@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something

  • @wdiddy1
    @wdiddy1 4 роки тому +49

    I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.

  • @zackslay2938
    @zackslay2938 4 роки тому +28

    This fireman has a good sense of humor lol

  • @Alexander_jade
    @Alexander_jade 5 років тому +37

    the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot

  • @reiskywalker0964
    @reiskywalker0964 2 роки тому +7

    Constipation joke had me in stitches...

  • @elliotduncan1052
    @elliotduncan1052 Рік тому +1

    Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of UA-cam, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Norcalw204
    @Norcalw204 4 роки тому +67

    @2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?”
    ......
    “It hasn’t come out yet.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 6 років тому +53

    My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not...
    But they're definitely up there

    • @thegreenpianist7683
      @thegreenpianist7683 3 роки тому

      @Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 роки тому +2

    A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 3 роки тому +4

    NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"

  • @Strahinja_Djordjevic
    @Strahinja_Djordjevic 2 роки тому +4

    I really like the:
    Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair

  • @torreycat7716
    @torreycat7716 2 роки тому +4

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

  • @irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739
    @irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739 3 роки тому +6

    Horse walks into a bar barman askes why the long face horse answer the wife's been a NAG

  • @howegav
    @howegav Рік тому +1

    What's not to like. I love dad jokes.

  • @nickyfoltz6271
    @nickyfoltz6271 2 роки тому +1

    Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +44

    What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?
    Hose A and Hose B

    • @0xhhhhff
      @0xhhhhff 6 років тому +14

      Conway79 LMAOO.
      What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ?
      Carlos

    • @torment4723
      @torment4723 Рік тому

      wow never heard that one before

  • @emanueldjordje
    @emanueldjordje 4 роки тому +6

    4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂

  • @joshfoley8862
    @joshfoley8862 6 років тому +41

    FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.

  • @cgappleton7781
    @cgappleton7781 Рік тому +1

    I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂

  • @EaggerSilverdragon
    @EaggerSilverdragon 6 років тому +18

    "I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA

  • @andyjay9346
    @andyjay9346 Рік тому +2

    Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣

  • @ashieshinobi
    @ashieshinobi 6 років тому +21

    That was awesome! You two are funny!

  • @rlast1523
    @rlast1523 11 місяців тому +1

    What do you call a one-legged woman?
    Aileen. 😂

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 11 місяців тому +1

      Where does she work? At the I-Hop.

    • @rlast1523
      @rlast1523 11 місяців тому

      @@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 3 роки тому +7

    Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅

  • @Ben-ig3bf
    @Ben-ig3bf Рік тому

    I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!

  • @tjcolvin6427
    @tjcolvin6427 11 місяців тому

    Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Basile_KW
    @Basile_KW 2 роки тому +4

    They got along so well. This was awesome!

  • @aewhatever
    @aewhatever 4 роки тому +2

    Lmao they look like brothers

  • @catherineblue5607
    @catherineblue5607 Рік тому +2

    Cell-fies 😆😅🤣

  • @idontknowyouthatsmypurse
    @idontknowyouthatsmypurse 8 місяців тому

    I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.

  • @tylermorgan445
    @tylermorgan445 2 роки тому +1

    FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.

  • @scruffypupper
    @scruffypupper 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @rumplestiltskin7304
    @rumplestiltskin7304 Рік тому +2

    A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.

  • @joshfreeman5488
    @joshfreeman5488 3 роки тому +12

    Best part of this wasn't even the jokes..
    It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂

  • @ccpr15
    @ccpr15 6 років тому +15

    This was the cutest thing ever

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!

  • @corycardinal6875
    @corycardinal6875 Рік тому

    My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh

  • @branwhite4973
    @branwhite4973 Рік тому

    Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!

  • @jackw3235
    @jackw3235 3 роки тому +3

    I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

  • @maRKquez_
    @maRKquez_ 3 роки тому +1

    What did the dog say to the wall?
    Wol wol XD

  • @greenfingersgardener822
    @greenfingersgardener822 2 місяці тому

    I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol

  • @adminsroserobertson
    @adminsroserobertson Рік тому +1

    well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏

  • @metallist9868
    @metallist9868 3 роки тому +8

    When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂

  • @mygreatescape9617
    @mygreatescape9617 2 роки тому +1

    These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 4 роки тому +5

    SO CUTE!

  • @gabrielmorrison9477
    @gabrielmorrison9477 4 роки тому +3

    What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 5 років тому +2

    Imma cashew. Lol.

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Рік тому

    Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤

  • @13Firelight37
    @13Firelight37 6 років тому +7

    These jokes are absolute gold!

  • @scootergem
    @scootergem 3 роки тому +3

    good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!

  • @duttydiesel8303
    @duttydiesel8303 2 роки тому +1

    2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?

  • @letsbehonest4221
    @letsbehonest4221 2 роки тому +1

    When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 3 роки тому +3

    what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen

  • @tulsatornado1578
    @tulsatornado1578 6 років тому +4

    I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.

  • @reallife3942
    @reallife3942 3 роки тому +4

    My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side....
    . So i crashed the car...

  • @DULCEBAUTISTA
    @DULCEBAUTISTA 4 роки тому +6

    This was a good one :D

  • @petersonscottb
    @petersonscottb 5 років тому +12

    Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady

    • @dianethiesen4867
      @dianethiesen4867 3 роки тому +1

      This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!

  • @leonidasspyropoulos849
    @leonidasspyropoulos849 Рік тому

    Loved it, both were good.

  • @aidenholfter641
    @aidenholfter641 Рік тому +1

    What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar

  • @karatecat46
    @karatecat46 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, I love dad jokes

  • @brucemartini2288
    @brucemartini2288 Рік тому

    I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation???
    he's a BONDing Agent🤨

  • @warofages4498
    @warofages4498 3 роки тому +1

    This was funny as hell

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 Рік тому +1

    Best one was Nobody Nose

  • @titoramatrix3581
    @titoramatrix3581 5 років тому +8

    please make police vs inmate

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 5 років тому +5

      Mike the cop and after prison show

  • @andrewmacintosh2287
    @andrewmacintosh2287 3 роки тому +1

    I love this shit. So fucking cool.

  • @crisbalduin84
    @crisbalduin84 2 роки тому +2

    😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌

  • @best-o5573
    @best-o5573 4 роки тому +6

    The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!

  • @fancypants1523
    @fancypants1523 3 роки тому +7

    Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery?
    Because thats when the gloves come off.

  • @jerichorivera6097
    @jerichorivera6097 3 роки тому +1

    What do you call a fish who finished medical school?
    A brain sturgeon.

  • @coreykuefler-terweeme7268
    @coreykuefler-terweeme7268 3 роки тому +3

    Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?

  • @unioprefec
    @unioprefec 6 років тому +1

    Great video about a Pouce vs Fire

  • @meganrunner
    @meganrunner 3 роки тому +4

    “Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 3 роки тому +2

    SO FUN!

  • @cynthiad6048
    @cynthiad6048 2 роки тому

    I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.

  • @pugernoufer
    @pugernoufer 2 роки тому +1

    Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis 4 роки тому +1

    The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 роки тому +3

    If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?

  • @derwahnsinnige4807
    @derwahnsinnige4807 Рік тому +1

    Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............

  • @barryszymanski8022
    @barryszymanski8022 4 роки тому +2

    The police officers always seem to win

  • @TheTimeForChange44
    @TheTimeForChange44 2 роки тому +1

    The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!

  • @codyleonard7129
    @codyleonard7129 6 років тому +15

    A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman

  • @BeautflDisaster4
    @BeautflDisaster4 4 роки тому +3

    What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”?
    Andre 3000

  • @andrewhans1
    @andrewhans1 6 років тому +4

    The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 2 місяці тому

    Dad on his deathbed
    Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much
    Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son
    Dad : dies in peace

  • @philip3375
    @philip3375 3 роки тому

    "Police vs. Fire"

  • @sonicthehedgehogmc8990
    @sonicthehedgehogmc8990 3 роки тому +2

    Oof🤣🤣🤣

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 роки тому +1

    What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂

  • @DYLANJJK94
    @DYLANJJK94 3 роки тому

    A salt🧂 weapon. ;)

  • @BhaaskarDesai
    @BhaaskarDesai 2 роки тому

    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 3 роки тому +3

    Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.

  • @jonshannon7096
    @jonshannon7096 2 роки тому +2

    You’ve got to love the awfulness of some of these jokes! Ouch, ouch, woof!

  • @Trinidad-gl8if
    @Trinidad-gl8if 9 місяців тому

    Dads⚖️😮‍💨

  • @mrsbird2952
    @mrsbird2952 3 роки тому

    “What you call a guy with no nose and no body?”
    Answer:
    nobody nose
    Me:
    More head 🤦‍♀️

  • @dadsdads2663
    @dadsdads2663 3 роки тому

    Cell files that's funny

  • @daniellebratface9483
    @daniellebratface9483 6 років тому +1

    Lmao 😂

  • @MINe19830522
    @MINe19830522 2 роки тому

    ... cops don't ever listen ...

  • @danahartmann6258
    @danahartmann6258 Рік тому

    Why did you guys stop?