It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.
Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying
I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂
Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.
When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂
Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.
They seem like nice and kind officers.
They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people
"Seem"
in relaxed situations
That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.ua-cam.com/play/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp.html
they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.
It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.
Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying
Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.
I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment
@@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something
I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!
@2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?”
......
“It hasn’t come out yet.”
Lmao 😂
Oh my god😂😂😂
Leave it to a poop joke to make the officer laugh
@@Culvey IKR
I lost on that one
This fireman has a good sense of humor lol
the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot
Constipation joke had me in stitches...
I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.
😂😂😂
Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of UA-cam, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"
I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂
Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.
I really like the:
Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair
They got along so well. This was awesome!
That was awesome! You two are funny!
A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Aileen. 😂
Where does she work? At the I-Hop.
@@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂
A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.
🤣
I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.
4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂
Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣
"I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA
My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not...
But they're definitely up there
@Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)
What's not to like. I love dad jokes.
I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!
I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!
FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.
What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?
Hose A and Hose B
Conway79 LMAOO.
What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ?
Carlos
wow never heard that one before
Thanks for the laughs!
Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤
Cell-fies 😆😅🤣
When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
This was the cutest thing ever
These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny
well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏
Lmao they look like brothers
Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅
These jokes are absolute gold!
good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!
Best part of this wasn't even the jokes..
It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂
FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.
What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar
This was a good one :D
I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍
Loved it, both were good.
What did the dog say to the wall?
Wol wol XD
SO CUTE!
My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh
My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side....
. So i crashed the car...
I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.
When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,
I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol
What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos
please make police vs inmate
Mike the cop and after prison show
Best one was Nobody Nose
what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen
2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?
If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?
That's both fucked up and funny.
😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌
Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!
Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery?
Because thats when the gloves come off.
Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady
This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!
Imma cashew. Lol.
What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂
Ah, I love dad jokes
This was funny as hell
I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.
Why did you guys stop?
The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!
The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!
I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation???
he's a BONDing Agent🤨
Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............
Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?
This is what happens when Chiefs are bored.
A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman
“Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now
What do you call a fish who finished medical school?
A brain sturgeon.
The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.
He does!
The police officers always seem to win
Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.
I love this shit. So fucking cool.
What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”?
Andre 3000
SO FUN!
Yes.
Great video about a Pouce vs Fire
The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol
Dad on his deathbed
Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much
Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son
Dad : dies in peace
"Police vs. Fire"
Cómo he acabado aquí?
What’s the “ouch” “ ouch” “woof”? I don’t get it
I don't think thry meant like a bar or pub, but literally into something.
Oof🤣🤣🤣
Stupid question: where is "NRH"?
Howdy Sarah! We are a suburb of the Fort Worth, Texas area :)
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf.
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence.
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous.
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon.
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.
“What you call a guy with no nose and no body?”
Answer:
nobody nose
Me:
More head 🤦♀️
What is nrh?
North Richland Hills.
@@northern_law738 Thank you!
I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂
are there any original jokes on here?
There are great jokes about dwarfs, but no one will tell them because it's punching down.
A salt🧂 weapon. ;)