Olathe, Kansas Police vs. Fire - Dad Jokes

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Watch as the police department and the fire department battle for funniest dad jokes. Be on the lookout for some special guests!

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  • @unitedauzzie3207
    @unitedauzzie3207 3 роки тому +171

    for a fire fighter he is cold with the jokes ... daammmmnnn

    • @skydragon84
      @skydragon84 3 роки тому +1

      This should be a joke the police officer uses next time :)

  • @skyboggie8253
    @skyboggie8253 3 роки тому +152

    That blank face! 🤣

  • @stormangelus6638
    @stormangelus6638 3 роки тому +94

    FD dude was just stonewalling him so hard! LOL

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 роки тому +4

      It felt like immovable object meeting an unstoppable force, lol.

  • @carolynthornton8017
    @carolynthornton8017 Рік тому +18

    IN MY VIEW
    The first two: Police Sgt. Joel Yeldell had a sense of humor and tried to have fun. Fire Capt. Mike Hall put a dead damper on the challenge. Officers Kurt Dunn and Bryan Jaegers had so much fun they pulled us into their fun making us laugh with them.

  • @leequesada439
    @leequesada439 3 роки тому +73

    Jaegers and Dunn are epic... Did they get ahold of some of the narcotics evidence stash??? LOLOLOL They couldn't stop laughin, couldn't even get out a joke for like 2 minutes lolol

  • @SarahAParis
    @SarahAParis 3 роки тому +81

    Contagious laughter! You've got each other cracking up now.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hachiroku2612
      @hachiroku2612 3 роки тому +1

      I hate that but I do enjoy it 😂

    • @SarahAParis
      @SarahAParis 3 роки тому +1

      @@hachiroku2612 I end up not being able to catch my breath.. it takes me quite a while to settle down!🤣👍😂

    • @hachiroku2612
      @hachiroku2612 3 роки тому

      @@SarahAParis you know the type of guy who laugh back just before his friend stop laughing? Yeah I'm that type of guy 😂😂😂
      I love seeing people burst out when they're about to stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rhec806
    @rhec806 3 роки тому +44

    I wish my PD and FD was this awesome

    • @Diego-hr4yj
      @Diego-hr4yj 3 роки тому +6

      Buddy they most likely are

  • @brianng354
    @brianng354 3 роки тому +21

    The both cops laughing made me laugh so hard almost shit myself

  • @Lori_Hanna
    @Lori_Hanna 3 роки тому +15

    First guy was on beast mode

  • @reiskywalker0964
    @reiskywalker0964 3 роки тому +6

    The second bunch was awesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cheshirekat3050
    @cheshirekat3050 3 роки тому +23

    A police officer pulls a driver over for speeding.
    The police officer walks over to her car, and tells her to roll down her window....
    Officer: "What's your name, Ma'am?".
    Woman: "Frieda".
    Officer: "What's your last name?"
    Woman: "Gogh"
    Officer: "You are Frieda Gogh?"
    Woman: "Ok. Bye."
    (don't try this at home, kids)

  • @vintagerealityvr
    @vintagerealityvr 3 роки тому +7

    Wtf there is a UA-cam rabbit hole of local municipalities fire and police depts doing dad jokes? Why does this exist? And why have I just watched 5 of them?

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 6 місяців тому

      Bc they’re awesome. Sioux Falls is the best.

  • @sleepygrimm4645
    @sleepygrimm4645 3 роки тому +19

    The captain’s saitama face is actually the funniest part.

  • @ramby_whiskeytangofoxtrout7778
    @ramby_whiskeytangofoxtrout7778 3 роки тому +3

    Let's put them in the next guys just ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Рік тому +2

    I’m laughing at their facial expressions! 😂🎉and the in between banter! 😂😂😂 and at the bell ringer!!! 🤩👏

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 3 місяці тому

    Daaaamnn, that firefighter played like his life was on the line

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 3 роки тому +2

    What do firefighters and police have in common? They both want to be fire fighters

  • @kennford
    @kennford 7 місяців тому +1

    Dunn and Jaegers were baked as fuck

  • @shashankchagalamarri3361
    @shashankchagalamarri3361 3 роки тому +5

    My right ear enjoyed this.

  • @stevengarrison7218
    @stevengarrison7218 3 роки тому +10

    It's so wholesome seeing serious workers laugh.

  • @uglyamerican7349
    @uglyamerican7349 Рік тому +1

    I’ve seen these guys back when I worked at Austin’s bar and grill before the Marines, absolutely loved them

  • @PlatinumEagleStudios
    @PlatinumEagleStudios 3 роки тому +9

    Guy: *tells joke*
    Other Guy: *Hears the punchline* ........... (👁👄👁)

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 роки тому +4

    That man must kill it on poker night

  • @SarahAParis
    @SarahAParis 3 роки тому +15

    Love these! I really appreciate the hard work our local PD and FD do to help us when we are in trouble. Gotta love 'em!👍

  • @yougants8927
    @yougants8927 3 роки тому +2

    Take a shot every time he fix those papers

  • @aaa7189
    @aaa7189 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for serving !

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +1

    Doctor " You Have A Bladder Infection "
    " Urine Trouble "

  • @awesomebob657
    @awesomebob657 3 роки тому +12

    The bell was loud but this was still very enjoyable :D

    • @cooliceman0001
      @cooliceman0001 3 роки тому +7

      Yes...couldn't hear some responses because I was in a mike tyson boxing match

  • @justinbourget1560
    @justinbourget1560 5 місяців тому

    Urine trouble,this is perfect!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stussmeister
    @Stussmeister 2 роки тому +3

    Although I'm not yet a dad myself, here are some attempts at Dad jokes that I either thought up or remembered:
    Did you hear Bob lost his big toe in an accident and got a rubber toe? He's now known as Roberto.
    Want to hear a joke about procrastination? Eh, I'll get to it tomorrow.
    What kind of paper do trains write on? Stationery
    Did you hear all the toilets in the police station were stolen? Cops have nothing to go on.
    How do you know if a big cat isn't telling the truth? He's always lion.

  • @iloveferrets5859
    @iloveferrets5859 3 роки тому +1

    definitely one of the best battles ever

  • @Ethan-pe3hm
    @Ethan-pe3hm Рік тому +1

    Being from Kansas I relate to thier humor

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +1

    Why Are Spiders Smart ?
    They Find Everything On The Web .

  • @maconwills4009
    @maconwills4009 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad the fireman isn't a cop. Stare into your soul and make anybody crack.

  • @sleepygrimm4645
    @sleepygrimm4645 3 роки тому +2

    Jaegers and dunn

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +1

    Which Batman Actor Skips Church ?
    Christian Bale

  • @patricianatawiria8390
    @patricianatawiria8390 3 роки тому

    Jaeger and Dunn died too fast 😂

  • @LayL0w_Dump
    @LayL0w_Dump 2 роки тому

    The seconds guys fried🤣🤣🤣

  • @caprice3110
    @caprice3110 3 роки тому +3

    I can't...😂😂

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +1

    I Woke Up During The Night Wondering Where The Sun Had Gone . THEN It Dawned On Me .

  • @meengreen52
    @meengreen52 2 роки тому

    Good way for these guys in uniform to unwind. They see some crazy stuff.

  • @TheLilredone
    @TheLilredone 3 роки тому +1

    Too good!! I miss you guys!!

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +1

    I Have Eleven Fingers .
    I'll Prove It .
    10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 Plus The Other Five Is Eleven .

  • @richa.s9912
    @richa.s9912 Рік тому +2

    Alright ‼️ My cousin is from Olathe Kansas.

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Why Is The Beach Wet ?
    The Seaweed There .

  • @criticalfxck13
    @criticalfxck13 2 роки тому

    They look so alike yet so different

  • @mellsbells6075
    @mellsbells6075 3 роки тому

    I love these guys 😂😂😂😂

  • @albi_in8047
    @albi_in8047 3 роки тому +1

    Old Joey with a serious face

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    .... That Calendar Is Almost Finished . It's Days Are Numbered .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    What Did The Drummer Call His Twin Daughters ?
    " Anna One , Anna Two "

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Two Gold Fish Are In A Tank .
    One Says To The Other " Do You Know How To Drive This Thing ? "

  • @PremaritalCheese
    @PremaritalCheese 2 роки тому

    What prize did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?
    The no-bell prize

  • @DragerPilot
    @DragerPilot 3 роки тому +6

    Can’t hear the jokes for the damn bell

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 3 роки тому +1

      Turn on the Closed Captioning option, and maximize your screen.

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    If The Early Bird Gets The Worm .
    I'll Sleep In Until There's Pancakes .

  • @patriciaitalia
    @patriciaitalia Рік тому

    Did they really leave a candle unattended at the end?

  • @pegasus7466
    @pegasus7466 2 роки тому +1

    His face always gets me 😂😂

  • @BumberenzoTheFireEngine
    @BumberenzoTheFireEngine 3 роки тому +1

    If I where one of the competitors I’d fail because I laugh a lot.

  • @skully0078
    @skully0078 2 роки тому

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @vinesinloops5161
    @vinesinloops5161 3 роки тому

    give the cop a cigar he did great

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    I Went To A Seafood Dance And I Pulled A Muscle .

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar 2 роки тому

    3:26 The whole sprinter joke part had me in tears 😂😂😂

  • @goolashnz6426
    @goolashnz6426 3 роки тому +2

    The local police dept are following up a theft of a local farmers gate. The dept are moving quickly just incase someone takes a fence.

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Girl Friend " You'll Make A Great Father "
    Boy Friend " How Do You Know ? "
    Girl Friend " I Have A Sixth Sense " " I See Dad People "

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому +2

    Telling Dad Jokes In The Under Wear Shop Has To Be Brief .

  • @nochancecze
    @nochancecze 3 роки тому +1

    "they fast"... yep, they are...

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    You Can't Get Married At The Library . It's Booked Up .

  • @scottherrin5812
    @scottherrin5812 3 роки тому

    You guys are great

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    A Red And A Blue Ship Have Collided In The Caribbean Sea . Passengers Are Marooned .

  • @Cartman-Official
    @Cartman-Official 3 роки тому

    my right ear thanks u

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    A Police Officer Caught Two Kids Playing With Fireworks And Batteries . He Charged One And Let The Other Off .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    I Have To Teach My Children The Other Twenty Five Letters Of Alphabeta , They Keep Asking Why .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Dad Asked Me To Put His Shoes On . I Said They Are Two Feet Too Small .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    In An Argument I Would Call Her Lipstick . She Would Call Me Mascara . In The End We Would Make Up .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Did You Hear About The Hungry Clock That Was Still At The Restaurant . It Went Back Four Seconds .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Which Is Faster Hot Or Cold ?
    Hot , You Can Always Catch A Cold .

  • @franklesser5655
    @franklesser5655 3 роки тому

    Epic! :)

  • @CourtneyW-jr6fx
    @CourtneyW-jr6fx Рік тому

    If you could murder a song what artist would you use?
    Sawzaw SZA

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Why Did The Dorito Farmers Feud ?
    Neither Would Throw In The Chips .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Why Don't Skeltons Climb Mountains ?
    They Have No Guts .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    What Does A House Wear ?
    Address .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    What Do You Get The Person Who Has Everything ?
    A Better Doctor .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day .
    So I Took The Day Off .

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 3 роки тому

    why are fire engines red? If someone pulled your hose you would be red too

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    How Do You Track Will Smith ?
    You Follow The Fresh Prints .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The Local School . He Woke Up .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    I Told The Kids That They Could Watch T.V. = But Don't Turn It On .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    What Do You Do When You Have Woren Your Clothes Out ? .
    I Wear Mine Home Again .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    I Saw A Crime At An Apple Store . Police Want Me To Be An iWitness .

  • @markmeyer5618
    @markmeyer5618 Рік тому

    That bell is too loud

  • @kammrenashcraft
    @kammrenashcraft 3 роки тому

    First firefighter said 😐

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    I Let The Wife Name The Children . That Way I Could Call Them Anything I Liked .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    Three Mice Run Up The Clock
    The Clock Struck One
    The Other Two Got Away With Minor Injuries .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    Where Do Horses Go When They Are Sick ? .
    The Horsepital .

  • @yungwylinfree
    @yungwylinfree 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    The Invisble Man And The Invisible Woman's Children Are Nothing To Look At .

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    How Did I Get My Girl Friends Attention ? By A Tractor .

  • @BumberenzoTheFireEngine
    @BumberenzoTheFireEngine 3 роки тому

    😂😂💀💀

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 3 роки тому

    How Do You Stop A Skunk From Smelling .
    Cut Off Its Nose .

  • @nyanlem1471
    @nyanlem1471 3 роки тому +6

    The bell is really annoying 🤯

  • @flarenator
    @flarenator Рік тому

    this is the knock off one. Still funny tho