How to do control freak properly. You: Knock knock. Audience: Who’s their? You: Control freak. You (quickly and before audience has a chance to respond): know you say “control freak who”?
I was in a grocery store and someone had dropped a jar of mayo on the floor. It broke and the spread went all over the floor for a few feet. A woman came stepping around into the aisle very quickly and before I could warn her, she stepped in it, slipped and fell. I was about to help her up but stopped. I remember what my mother taught me. Stay away from fallen women.
The joke about the two old ladies in church...that's actually kind of sad. They missed the rapture. The book of Revelation is unfolding right before our eyes. Chapter 3 talks about not becoming complacent and returning our focus to God. Deepen your understanding, grow in love and faith. Jesus loves all, those who know Him and those who don't. You need change? He will come and change, and you too shall be changed if you trust and obey Him. God bless you.
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These guys actually helped my marriage..we actually watch and laugh together..thank you!
I dont get this joke
@@Nako3 Lmao!!!!
Love you guys. I tell your jokes at work all the time. Thanks 😊
The roof joke though I’ve been laughing my eyes out
oof...
You know that both of their tongues are bleeding from biting them, lol.
Haha 😂 good job guys great vid 👍
Hey thanks! Great to hear from you again!
@@TheDanandRyanShow keep up the good work, 👍
😊😅 how can't believe you...keep funny Going Dad.. Remember that you are Loved.
The jokes are great, but what's funnier is listening to you laughing.
The star wars joke And the star trek joke 😂😂
"I'm not worried. It doesn't affect us ducks." 😆
I like when you laugh though!!!
How to do control freak properly.
You: Knock knock.
Audience: Who’s their?
You: Control freak.
You (quickly and before audience has a chance to respond): know you say “control freak who”?
Captain Kirk has four ears not three. You forgot Mr Scotty, the engineer. 😂😂😂
he cant OWN scotty.... that was outlawed in 1865
Did you hear about the shortage of burial sites? Yah. It's a grave situation.
Lol! The anti gravity was hilarious, and the elavter joke. Lmao! XD
I always say oof so I shared it to my firend lol
Yeah...but that elevator joke has it's ups and downs...
Ah man! I was dying lol
Great! That’s what we hope for!
Do you know a Drunk driver proverb?
"Don't drink and drive, you might spill it"
Don't drink and drive ,
You might hit a bump
and spill it.
The knock kncok joke got me good
knock kncok??
@@anonymousYTviewer69 Whos there?
Bruh this it hard 🤣🤣
Two soldiers were in a tank. One says to the other, “gblbglblblgb!”
If you ever want to make these challenges even harder; add something you're holding with your breath, and make grinning, or smiling not allowed.
I was in a grocery store and someone had dropped a jar of mayo on the floor. It broke and the spread went all over the floor for a few feet. A woman came stepping around into the aisle very quickly and before I could warn her, she stepped in it, slipped and fell. I was about to help her up but stopped. I remember what my mother taught me.
Stay away from fallen women.
I liked their Dad jokes better. I love watching them laugh!
You are so fun
Wondering about the tree cutting company letting go of workers in order to save money... Probably wooden hurt.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese
How are you guys NOT LAUGHING?!! You need an audience present that's bursting out . . . that'd test you properly.
Two goldfish in a tank the one says to other do you know how to drive this thing?
He says no I can only load shells
Half way through and still haven't laughed.
You have issues. There, case solved.
Delivery on some of these jokes are bad.
what did the square say to the circle your side less haha
Circles have two sides...
Inside and outside!
The bug windshield joke ….. 2 yrs later where are the bugs?
Please help me understand the "knock knock! suspense who?" joke. Sorry I'm not a native English speaker. 😅
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Suspense is a word for where you’re waiting for something that’s about to happen.
So when he says nothing, he sits there waiting… in suspense.
u rell jokes gurdamnit u dont ask them
Wow...someone was drunk at the keyboard...
this was so bad.
Not even a smile
A WEB DEVELOPER! Get it?
No... why don't you explain it...
my teenage son mounted a mirror above his bed. At the bottom of the glass are these words-
'Items In This Mirror Are Larger Than They Appear'
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Lacking charisma
I don't understand the concept of trying to not laugh.
Damn I am still waiting for a funny joke.
You should look in the mirror...
My wife told me to be more feminine.. so I crashed the car
Uuu so bad.
The joke about the two old ladies in church...that's actually kind of sad. They missed the rapture. The book of Revelation is unfolding right before our eyes. Chapter 3 talks about not becoming complacent and returning our focus to God. Deepen your understanding, grow in love and faith. Jesus loves all, those who know Him and those who don't. You need change? He will come and change, and you too shall be changed if you trust and obey Him. God bless you.
These guys are overrated. Delivery is so bad that good jokes get buried in their egregious laughs.
Your comment stinks, and your points are not valid...