That's because they're just stories, I'm sick of this f****** dude lying acting like he was the connect after he put me in dirty Mike in prison.. this dude was just a dope fiend every now and then he would get one or two pounds of tree off of us and it wasn't even for him... He was copping it for the guy that lived next door to him and he always made two or three hundred bucks off of it which he spent on Coke... This dude got dirty Mike 18 years in prison I'm sick of him on here lying telling all these stories... I'm getting ready to post links to our indictments I'm going to upload them to Google drive for everyone to click the link and see...
@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 honestly I don’t think what he’s telling us, is what the Cartel’s and FBI didn’t already know. So I don’t think it’s hurting anyone.
I work in the cannabis industry and this is one of the most informative video series I’ve ever seen. I’ve been talking it up to customers and coworkers alike, keep up the good work with these. I think you have a real winner here.
Incredible is a strong word, definitely interesting and informative but not incredible. One of the biggest problems with society now a days is the hero’s people look up to when in all reality their anything but hero’s or good role models.
@@420folife nobody’s called the guy a living hero for selling drugs, but engaging with ruthless cartels in business is always going to be incredible and interesting to most people.
Back about 9 years ago. Payday.. hit the mall w/ my gf. Had a zip on me. Saw a low profile roadblock on the way back home. So I blew through the roadblock at like 25 miles an hour. Came to a stop, rolled my window down and blindly backed up. Got to the cops and said ‘damn man, I barely even saw you guys as I was passing.’ Had my ID ready. Apologized and Politely told them, I didn’t recognize the road block due to them not having lights on. He laughed and told us to have a good night. It’s the demeanor man. If you had drugs on ya, you wouldn’t blindly back up into a road block you just skipped. Doesn’t hurt I have vision restrictions on my ID either.
This entire series thus far has been the most interesting and most ACCURATE summary of the early 2000's W game.....everything from the prices, growers, areas of distribution, profits, laundering the money, transport......everything down to the T is so ACCURATE...... Only the ones who were truly involved in the 04-08 era know what the Golden years are. By the time 09,10,11 hit, the game was flooded. Everyone and their mama had a W connect and every other person you see on the street had a Verizon burner flip phone..... Everyone start pushing out if state to Ohio, Detroit, Tennessee, Oklahoma, because New York wasn't accessible. Vacuum sealing and taking the greyhound with 48 packs across the nation used to net the courier 6k per trip, and they'd be taking 2 trips a week. Money was everywhere. Crazy to hear this guy tell this story that so many other Northern California's were involved in. Even if this guy looks like a nerd/geek.....bemeive it or not, these nerdy guys were the ones with the Connect.
Thin blue line sticker, Some type of fishing sticker, and a bunch of fishing poles in the back seat. 8/10 cops love fishing. Friend would remember all the different lakes and rivers along the way
Stoners driving around with silly amounts of weed gives the old days a bad name. How hard is it to not get stopped by the cops? There was so many of us driving around with all sort of gear in normal cars and never once stopped by the cops because we didn't act like fucking idiots. We were worried about a crash, not the the traffic cops. And yeah we started the same way, noticed the price difference between areas so found a retailer and figured out transport. I never sat on it though. We moved that shit immediately on the same day. Competition squeezed the margin too hard and we stopped after 6 glorious years. Also we didn't get that greedy, was making a tidy $15k every 3 weeks and had a office to make it look like I was working but just played world of warcraft most of the time.
@@yzyszn3774 I followed the rumours and asked around. I'm in Europe, so it's a little different. But essentially we all knew it was coming from Morocco, up in the Riff. So that's where we went. Turns out they were friendly and quite accommodating. I asked the first guy smoking hash, and followed the trail. When word got around I had money and was looking to buy, they put themselves in front of me. Same would apply in Cali I'm sure. Go to where the growers are known to be, follow the smell of weed and tell em you are buying.
Former UPS worker in Ky here. Sorry about those lost packages but they really helped on our end. Lol if you only knew how and why those “disappeared” would make great content.
Man the more I watch u , the more I think ur not some story teller , ur a fuckin genius dude , idk if u read comments but the same way u was explaining the way u need to speed so state trooper can pull that person up so your transporter can keep going without getting pulled over is genius move I had in my head if I ever was to do that
The thought, effort and brilliant ideas and ways of working around what a person would probably call challenges. Being able to use the Intel they had to outsmart and always be one step ahead of the Law is what makes me so damn interested in these
The most important thing he said in this whole thing is "at the time." The mail is still your best option, but much more difficult now. All these methods are more difficult now. They are still in use. But a lot more risky.
@@josephsmith3908 easy, yes. Risk free? Not nearly as risk free as 15 years ago. Depends on your threshold of risk also. Losing a package is part of the game. Just like your customer becoming desperate for whatever reason and sticking a pistol up your nose or getting t boned by a drink driver with 70 kilos of grass in your trunk and waking up handcuffed to a hospital bed with two broken legs and a rib perforated your lung. Shit happens. Snitches are everywhere, also. And then you have a situation like where I live. In Mississippi. In 2010, had you gotten pulled over and got caught with a half of a joint in your ashtray, and a Tennessee tag on your car, these people would push the issue and you could serve years in prison. I cannot tell you how many people I know from my time in the penitentiary that were there for what I feel like would not even registered a second glance in the Pacific Northwest. Also, I speak from experience. Which makes it all subjective. All I can really do is relate what I know, what I've seen, you get the idea. In 2004 I was at my friend's house and he got a kilogram of marijuana through FedEx. Came in the mail. You would never have known what was in that package. You know professionally sealed and everything it was was done right. But on the way home that night he stopped and got his mail out of the mailbox and and of course you know there was the there was the package, and 5:00 in the morning before the sun was coming up the local Metro narcotics unit kicked down the door. On the contrary here just around the beginning of covid I had a friend that was regularly receiving the kind of packages that that this gentleman was talking about sending through FedEx and so on and so forth. Whether it be marijuana, THC cartridges, a 12 lb bag of pure MDMA, kilograms of amphetamines, suitcases full of xanaxes. And he wasn't even the least bit worried about it you know he had the cops following him around everywhere he went and staking out his house and all that stuff and it just you know didn't really concern him. He felt safe and confident in the way him and his associates were doing their business. And it continued right on until he overdosed in a hotel room and died. I just feel like it's a considerably riskier proposition these days taking into account all the technology and money that law enforcement has to bring to bear on the situation then it was 10-15 years ago.
@@philbert006 nothing is risk free but on the other side sending it is as close to risk free as it gets as long as u take certain precautions I was a mid to high level trafficker I just came home after doing 12yrs recently I was caught because my connection in Mexico got caught and the swept a fuck ton of us so I understand what your saying but in fact it's never been easier if u have a connection u can sell on the dark net and never have to interact w your customers at all and just ship through mail as long as you take no international customers and take a few precautions your good and bc of crypto ur money has never been safer just saying im super familiar
Right. I feel like what you're saying is generally the same as what I'm saying. As you outline, the key is to insulate yourself from illegal activity. The more layers, the better. Of course, he basically says the same thing. But if you're building business, and aren't in a position to insulate yourself, which takes significant money, and forced to be right in the middle, it's a lot riskier these days. So let me kind of clarify what I'm saying. I have my share of experience in this field and I've seen various things. These are all facts. I can relate the facts as as I see them, which I did. Then at the end, just shared my judgment, my opinion, as it's been influenced by the facts of my situation. So in all reality, you really just can't make a blanket statement about this whole thing and not have flexibility in your mind to consider others situations and point of views., When you sell drugs, every time you walk out the door you're taking a federal chance. That's why you get paid the big bucks. I guess it's all on the individual as to what they consider to be risky or not. My opinion is as follows: it's not worth it. Others may have a different opinion and I'm okay with that. If I can't hear their stories and opinions without getting upset and cataloging that is something to consider when I make my decisions, well then I'm already screwed. 👍
@@josephsmith3908 nah bro don’t ship if your a bull plug the cops already know about you there just staking up charges that’s what they do then they lock you in as long as they can so you don’t sell again
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This is probably the best smuggling vod I've ever seen. I actually USED to have a high school buddy just like him. All the friends knew he was a trafficker and getting rich. It's just one of those things they don't talk ab O He did all in college that did this. But even though we were best friends he obviously couldn't give me exact dails like this. This was huge business all the way until 2010. Now with weed being legal everywhere, I wouldn't imagine this model isn't profitable anymore. It's really cool how they can talk about not now. Really breakdown how it went. This is soooo interesting!
Actually now with all the legalization the black market is popping off because people want good weed for good prices and with dispensary’s your getting decent weed but your taxed out the ass and with the black market you can buy pounds
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I am a 90s kid living in western ma and i can confirm how hard it was to get good weed back in the day. "Kind bud" came around once in a while. Other than that, it was 19 year old brick weed loaded with seeds and stems for 50 a quarter
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Back when I was young I drove my dad's car and he was a huge racing fan and Chevy fan. You get caught speeding with a bunch of race stickers, it's probably going to be a ticket. Pissing off a Ford fan with my dad's big Chevy bowtie stickers certainly didn't help!
That “if it’s 5 minutes late it’s been compromised!” Is an exaggeration. He’s right it gets there a specific day but the time is rarely that spot on. And you never go and retrieve a package if they call and say they need you to come pick it up. It’s best to have someone who works at whichever branch who’s a buddy on the inside.
This man actually attract people with his shorts and make then. Their audience While its not possible for me to become smugglers like him its always interesting to hear what he says
Druggies buy drugs with 1s, 5s, 10s, 20s. Dealers don't takes small bills to banks for crispy 100s. Bags of cash because that's what comes off the streets.
On the smell of weed topic. Once i had some growing in the back yard. It was a quiet night, warm and very foggy. I went for a bicycle ride and i swear i smelled that weed from like 200-300 meters away on the road.
I have had a drug dog inside my Tahoe and I had a 8 ball of dope in my truck and this dog didn’t hit on anything. I had a Burger King bag on the passenger floorboard cause my friend who was with me just ate a whopper meal but didn’t finish it and it seemed like the dog was more interested in the bag than anything else. My hiding spot was so good though. Where your headliner meets your front windshield if you pull down on that lip a little bit you can hide small things up there. I’ve never had a cop even thing about looking up there. I would hide my joints up there,I would pre roll 4-5 joints for my work day in the morning and put them in a zip lock bag and then wrap the zip lock bag with a drier sheet. I would also put drier sheets in the middle console so it smells good inside the entire suv. I was so lucky with the dog that time cause it would of been all bad if they found that ball.
Alot of times those dogs are bullshit. I'm sure there are some dogs trained and capable. But many arent all that reliable. They are used by police to create probable cause for searches by the police officer giving an indirect command and the dog barks at the car. Theres a video series by a guy who was super brainwashed canine unit cop and he says he use to do that. He later quit and actually became a marijuana activist I believe because he said he ruined and the police ruins people lives for something that doesnt hardly ever do anything that would be concern for police interaction including ruining families.
@@MultiWeen I think that you are right. They usually sit and look up at the handler when they hit on something. I’m sure piece of shit cops have said that the dog hit on something when it never did. This is a little off topic but not really. Those field drug test kits are bullshit as well. There was a 60 minutes or something like that and they tested those kits with chocolate and everyday things that you can find in your kitchen cub-bards and chocolate was testing positive for speed and cocaine. Salts were coming back positive for MDMA and they still fucking use these things. I live in Arizona and thank god that they legalized marijuana cause so many people here got jail and prison time for weed. Not just here but across the country and world really. They need to do the same for all drugs and just regulate them. The War on Drugs has been the biggest failure of all time but they insist on doing the same shit that doesn’t work. I wonder why? Probably because the CIA and other agencies fund their secret wars with it There is so much money involved it’s sickening.
@@tomking7080 Yeah, even if it starts off with moral concern once its injected into the system it always becomes a for profit, self licking ice cream cone. As in let's say a small drug task force in some small town or rural county. They get 5 million dollars in funding. If there is no one with drugs or no one who has enough drugs to justify a whole department and task force, they fabricate the necessity. Those people want to keep their job, like the authority and autonomy of their own special area. Playing fake navy seal with 40 grand a pair night vision goggles they dont need, and have no funding for the training portion, to even use them correctly. Yeah, there is alot of cases of those garbage drug tests saying a positive for drugs on candy, floor crumbs, ibuprofen etc. There is a ton of videos on youtube of that. Also videos where a police officer lies, makes threats until they see the camera or the driver disagrees and says the whole things on camera. Then they immediately change their tune or it ends up in court and the officer is scared and looks like a dipshit. Some of them are cops planting drugs too which is sad. I dont believe anyone should be able to become a police officer until minimum 25 years old and some form of proof of life experience. I also do not think they should have female police officers because they are the worse cops in every aspect. No self awareness, over react, a lot are either blatantly misandrist dykes, fat black chicks, or small typical, tryna be cute chicks. And almost all of them confuse a mans respect for the authority of the law and the government sending a bunch of men after them, and the womens disrespectful and unenlightened behavior. If you can't arrest me without the government you shouldn't be able to arrest me with the government. Theres a reason when you look at all the police the CHP seems to be the most in line with dudes who look like they will whoop ass and lots of city and sheriff police look varied from some super stud to some person who can run more than 15 feet without eating a cheeseburger and taking a nap. Anyways I digress.
I learnt everything I know about dealing drugs from johnny (johnny translation: dealing is a "street word" for selling an item for profit, drugs are stimulants used for medicinal or recreational purposes that are either illegal or controlled substances)
My buddy, bought a used state unmarked cop car.ford crown vick. And wore a suit and had a breif case with files etc in it. Incase he ever got stooped making the central Nj to Jamaica queens run every few weeks. Did this for years
Shipping containers. That's where i would think everything moves nowadays. Plausible deniability for the transporter at least....I work in logistics and I always wonder how much is in reefer container units(refrigerated containers, trucker lingo) and the port is risky but the most obvious point of entry. But for me, I'd have my best pal fly his plane and helicopter to do these deals. Seems like such an exciting, tiring, and terrifying life to live.
Go jump on the highway and drive the speed limit. You will stand out like a sore thumb and every other car will blow past you. Nobody drives the speed limit. Especially if they have nothing to hide. Driving illegally brings on a whole other paranoia.
@@stella-vu8vh no you can not. Not with just a regular vacuum sealer. Plus nobody would ever do that. That completely destroys the bud structure. It’s not the 2000s NOBODY smokes that Mexican brick weed.
Ya we watch certain things driving around with dope and paraphernalia in your ride,keep your roll of foil in trunk,use disposable plastic tooters(straws),and get rid of that shit after use.Have a pack of smokes if you have alot of Bic lighters.Try to toss your sack out window if you get lit up,regardless of the loss and if you just picked up,Fuck,the charges aren't worth losing the dope,no matter how bad you wanted to get high.You can always go back to your dealer later.Dont park alone out in the open in a parking lot,blend in where you park next to minivans etc..Have one guy keep a look over his shoulder while others are lighting up.When back on the road,vent that fucking ride,air it out a little in case your stopped.Wash your fucking hands,foil always has carbon on it from lighters.Dont keep dope in pockets or paraphernalia,stuff it in your shoe in case you forget you have shit on you,believe me it happens.Dont talk on phone or text while driving,pull over and park.Chang cars if possible,don't pick up in same vehicle if possible.Change your meeting places,don't gi to their house every day.Meet at a fast food joint,get out of car and talk or bullshit awhile,no of this making the deal and running off,too suspiciouse.Act as normal as possible,don't just discuss dope or money,ask how his girlfriend is or kids or some shit.
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Amazing stories and series. New he was hard when that guy ran up on him on stage. He stood tall!! But why I’m earth would you speed with 30 pounds of weed in ur car??
You are quicker to protect and exploit your interest versus robbing and killing them. If you are an earner, you are a golden ticket and more likely would have the person beheaded if you got robbed on their account.
I've never worked or been involved in this but he makes a good point about the minivan thing. At 17 I inherited a minivan from my parents and drove it til I was 23 and I got pulled over so many times. Like, pulled over for nothing at times even 😂 because how many young dudes are actually driving minivans. I swear I had a cop once think I stole it 😂
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I knew a middle man. He would have his mom rent a car and he would go to Philly. When he got home home he made 7 calls and pounds disappeared. He asked me once if I would sail some to the vineyard on my boat. Nope.
if its in 100's. stacks of 20's are a bit bigger. but this guy is full of shit. wouldn't last 6 months on the road. he's wrong about literally everything.
I knew a kid who was transport back in the day. He was Jewish and wore the whole get up w the yammi on his head to avoid suspicion . I remember thinking what a genius lol
Great story telling. Disagree with driving at night. I heard that and went huh? I never moved the amount you did but daytime is inherently less sketchy. Nighttime = suspicion higher. 5-6 coming home from work with the flow of other working citizens is ideal. 10 hr drive, leave in the morning get their evening. But just my opinion
24:20 if you're constantly refreshing the tracking page on the Fedex site, wouldn't the police think to do a lookup of the IP address that pinged that tracking number? Btw awesome videos!
Not only are these stories incredible, you are a great story teller. Well done!
That's because they're just stories, I'm sick of this f****** dude lying acting like he was the connect after he put me in dirty Mike in prison.. this dude was just a dope fiend every now and then he would get one or two pounds of tree off of us and it wasn't even for him... He was copping it for the guy that lived next door to him and he always made two or three hundred bucks off of it which he spent on Coke... This dude got dirty Mike 18 years in prison I'm sick of him on here lying telling all these stories... I'm getting ready to post links to our indictments I'm going to upload them to Google drive for everyone to click the link and see...
He shouldn't reveal all the tricks.
@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 why not fuck the system
@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 honestly I don’t think what he’s telling us, is what the Cartel’s and FBI didn’t already know. So I don’t think it’s hurting anyone.
Ive only watched the first episode so far but he's on point with everything too.
I work in the cannabis industry and this is one of the most informative video series I’ve ever seen. I’ve been talking it up to customers and coworkers alike, keep up the good work with these. I think you have a real winner here.
So your a smuggler....be careful because people watching this could be in drug enforcement.
@@lordvika2526 chilllllllll
@@ferno225 lolololololol
I agree, I've been around this shot for decades and it's spot on.
@@lordvika2526 ur dumb af it’s legal almost everywhere
Imagine being the police officer, watching this, that he lied to, about enlisting in the Marines. ☠️
LOL i can only imagine
😂😆😂😆
Common cop L
Hahaha right.
@@communisttrash8590 bootlicker cope haha
This guy deserves a million subs already, he has such an incredible life story & he tells it so well!
Incredible is a strong word, definitely interesting and informative but not incredible. One of the biggest problems with society now a days is the hero’s people look up to when in all reality their anything but hero’s or good role models.
@@420folife nobody’s called the guy a living hero for selling drugs, but engaging with ruthless cartels in business is always going to be incredible and interesting to most people.
i swear people who are really in the game and deeply understand it are some of the most intelligent, knowledgeable people there are.
Gotta think above the system u kno
@Peter, Facts!
Back about 9 years ago. Payday.. hit the mall w/ my gf. Had a zip on me. Saw a low profile roadblock on the way back home. So I blew through the roadblock at like 25 miles an hour. Came to a stop, rolled my window down and blindly backed up. Got to the cops and said ‘damn man, I barely even saw you guys as I was passing.’ Had my ID ready. Apologized and Politely told them, I didn’t recognize the road block due to them not having lights on. He laughed and told us to have a good night. It’s the demeanor man. If you had drugs on ya, you wouldn’t blindly back up into a road block you just skipped. Doesn’t hurt I have vision restrictions on my ID either.
This entire series thus far has been the most interesting and most ACCURATE summary of the early 2000's W game.....everything from the prices, growers, areas of distribution, profits, laundering the money, transport......everything down to the T is so ACCURATE......
Only the ones who were truly involved in the 04-08 era know what the Golden years are.
By the time 09,10,11 hit, the game was flooded. Everyone and their mama had a W connect and every other person you see on the street had a Verizon burner flip phone.....
Everyone start pushing out if state to Ohio, Detroit, Tennessee, Oklahoma, because New York wasn't accessible.
Vacuum sealing and taking the greyhound with 48 packs across the nation used to net the courier 6k per trip, and they'd be taking 2 trips a week.
Money was everywhere.
Crazy to hear this guy tell this story that so many other Northern California's were involved in.
Even if this guy looks like a nerd/geek.....bemeive it or not, these nerdy guys were the ones with the Connect.
Must admit these stories are bringing back memories. Fun times. 20+ years ago but I still remember it like it was yesterday.
Same. Same. Except I'm on the east coast.
South 😂
Midwest
@@lill1557 exactly the same...except l'm in ltaly!!
@@HTXVintageVibes Italy! ;)
Ahh I miss those days .
Hearing this brings back so many memories so many adventures.
Me too
Bro it’s crazy how much you’ve been through as such a young guy great stuff, I hope to see you on Rogan sometime
Thin blue line sticker, Some type of fishing sticker, and a bunch of fishing poles in the back seat. 8/10 cops love fishing. Friend would remember all the different lakes and rivers along the way
Smart
Stoners driving around with silly amounts of weed gives the old days a bad name.
How hard is it to not get stopped by the cops? There was so many of us driving around with all sort of gear in normal cars and never once stopped by the cops because we didn't act like fucking idiots. We were worried about a crash, not the the traffic cops.
And yeah we started the same way, noticed the price difference between areas so found a retailer and figured out transport.
I never sat on it though. We moved that shit immediately on the same day.
Competition squeezed the margin too hard and we stopped after 6 glorious years.
Also we didn't get that greedy, was making a tidy $15k every 3 weeks and had a office to make it look like I was working but just played world of warcraft most of the time.
how did you find the retailer if u dont mind sharing?
@@yzyszn3774
I followed the rumours and asked around.
I'm in Europe, so it's a little different. But essentially we all knew it was coming from Morocco, up in the Riff. So that's where we went. Turns out they were friendly and quite accommodating.
I asked the first guy smoking hash, and followed the trail. When word got around I had money and was looking to buy, they put themselves in front of me.
Same would apply in Cali I'm sure. Go to where the growers are known to be, follow the smell of weed and tell em you are buying.
@@GDKLockout thank you for sharing, im in europe as well actually
@@yzyszn3774
If your in Europe. Move to Germany and start growing asap. They declared they won't import, so demand is gona be crazy next year.
Bro I was watching you at around 40k not that long ago and I checked today and your passed 100k, good shit man🎉
Now hed at 200k in less lan 7 days
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Great presentation. Met this guy at a comedy show a few years ago in KC. Solid dude💯
'Cops would rather be with a truck stop hooker!!' HILARIOUS!! I also tend to share your sentiments sir!
that line was funny ngl
Them lot lizards are like walking STD's🦎🦎🦎🤮🤮 🤮
Absolutely rainy weather and snow are prime time to transport.
Snowstorm moving is a secret in itself
Former UPS worker in Ky here. Sorry about those lost packages but they really helped on our end. Lol if you only knew how and why those “disappeared” would make great content.
Make a video on what u found
Email the dude in this channel and offer your story. We’d love to hear how you do it!
Lol. I am well aware of sorting facility disapperance with tracking. You lose some but you win a lot more.
we know brown people steal boxes at sorting centers it's not some next level crime or mystery. 🤣
Bro I bet u hit the jackpot with some hidden cash
Man the more I watch u , the more I think ur not some story teller , ur a fuckin genius dude , idk if u read comments but the same way u was explaining the way u need to speed so state trooper can pull that person up so your transporter can keep going without getting pulled over is genius move I had in my head if I ever was to do that
That's the most common tactic
The thought, effort and brilliant ideas and ways of working around what a person would probably call challenges. Being able to use the Intel they had to outsmart and always be one step ahead of the Law is what makes me so damn interested in these
Brings back memories listening to this now I'm old and times have changed
This guy is teaching us how to be a legend
The most important thing he said in this whole thing is "at the time." The mail is still your best option, but much more difficult now. All these methods are more difficult now. They are still in use. But a lot more risky.
Not really u can mail shit relatively easy and risk free esp in country
@@josephsmith3908 easy, yes. Risk free? Not nearly as risk free as 15 years ago. Depends on your threshold of risk also. Losing a package is part of the game. Just like your customer becoming desperate for whatever reason and sticking a pistol up your nose or getting t boned by a drink driver with 70 kilos of grass in your trunk and waking up handcuffed to a hospital bed with two broken legs and a rib perforated your lung. Shit happens. Snitches are everywhere, also. And then you have a situation like where I live. In Mississippi. In 2010, had you gotten pulled over and got caught with a half of a joint in your ashtray, and a Tennessee tag on your car, these people would push the issue and you could serve years in prison. I cannot tell you how many people I know from my time in the penitentiary that were there for what I feel like would not even registered a second glance in the Pacific Northwest. Also, I speak from experience. Which makes it all subjective. All I can really do is relate what I know, what I've seen, you get the idea. In 2004 I was at my friend's house and he got a kilogram of marijuana through FedEx. Came in the mail. You would never have known what was in that package. You know professionally sealed and everything it was was done right. But on the way home that night he stopped and got his mail out of the mailbox and and of course you know there was the there was the package, and 5:00 in the morning before the sun was coming up the local Metro narcotics unit kicked down the door. On the contrary here just around the beginning of covid I had a friend that was regularly receiving the kind of packages that that this gentleman was talking about sending through FedEx and so on and so forth. Whether it be marijuana, THC cartridges, a 12 lb bag of pure MDMA, kilograms of amphetamines, suitcases full of xanaxes. And he wasn't even the least bit worried about it you know he had the cops following him around everywhere he went and staking out his house and all that stuff and it just you know didn't really concern him. He felt safe and confident in the way him and his associates were doing their business. And it continued right on until he overdosed in a hotel room and died. I just feel like it's a considerably riskier proposition these days taking into account all the technology and money that law enforcement has to bring to bear on the situation then it was 10-15 years ago.
@@philbert006 nothing is risk free but on the other side sending it is as close to risk free as it gets as long as u take certain precautions I was a mid to high level trafficker I just came home after doing 12yrs recently I was caught because my connection in Mexico got caught and the swept a fuck ton of us so I understand what your saying but in fact it's never been easier if u have a connection u can sell on the dark net and never have to interact w your customers at all and just ship through mail as long as you take no international customers and take a few precautions your good and bc of crypto ur money has never been safer just saying im super familiar
Right. I feel like what you're saying is generally the same as what I'm saying. As you outline, the key is to insulate yourself from illegal activity. The more layers, the better. Of course, he basically says the same thing. But if you're building business, and aren't in a position to insulate yourself, which takes significant money, and forced to be right in the middle, it's a lot riskier these days. So let me kind of clarify what I'm saying. I have my share of experience in this field and I've seen various things. These are all facts. I can relate the facts as as I see them, which I did. Then at the end, just shared my judgment, my opinion, as it's been influenced by the facts of my situation. So in all reality, you really just can't make a blanket statement about this whole thing and not have flexibility in your mind to consider others situations and point of views., When you sell drugs, every time you walk out the door you're taking a federal chance. That's why you get paid the big bucks. I guess it's all on the individual as to what they consider to be risky or not. My opinion is as follows: it's not worth it. Others may have a different opinion and I'm okay with that. If I can't hear their stories and opinions without getting upset and cataloging that is something to consider when I make my decisions, well then I'm already screwed. 👍
@@josephsmith3908 nah bro don’t ship if your a bull plug the cops already know about you there just staking up charges that’s what they do then they lock you in as long as they can so you don’t sell again
I have driven for over 20 years across the country, never have had an accident or ticket.
Worst place was Las Vegas.
November 2022 and practicality all 700 comments are detailed acknowledgment that Mitchell is legit, informative, and entertaining. Ditto from me.
Love these stories. So entertaining
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This is why I love UA-cam so much.
This is probably the best smuggling vod I've ever seen.
I actually USED to have a high school buddy just like him.
All the friends knew he was a trafficker and getting rich.
It's just one of those things they don't talk ab
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He did all in college that did this. But even though we were best friends he obviously couldn't give me exact dails like this. This was huge business all the way until 2010.
Now with weed being legal everywhere, I wouldn't imagine this model isn't profitable anymore.
It's really cool how they can talk about not now. Really breakdown how it went.
This is soooo interesting!
Actually now with all the legalization the black market is popping off because people want good weed for good prices and with dispensary’s your getting decent weed but your taxed out the ass and with the black market you can buy pounds
i have been binge watching these videos for the last 3 days.
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11:50 - the only guy on YT who says "talk to the cops" during a traffic stop
Glad you're still alive to talk about it!
If they x-ray a package that has something wrapped up in old film inside...that would be the most suspicious looking shit ever 🤣
Forget drug dealing. I’m gonna get a job at the post office
Drugs should be legalized, dangerous drugs are already legal
Tbh with you I know a postal worker who was making 80 grand a year. I wouldn’t say something like they got to retire off it
"I'm on my way to enlist" 😂👏👏👏
Imagine being mailed drugs and then actually mailing back money
Just found your videos. Amazing stories man 👍👍
Our methods differ greatly, but it's very interesting to hear another perspective from the industry. Great content regardless 🙌
These videos are awesome!!
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He was right about the bad weather best time I used to move weight back in the day was in the rain
This dude giving away all the secrets.
😂😆😂
The best under cover and still speaking the truth
I think you found your calling - telling these stories
just found your page i can’t stop watching i need more of these long videos
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I love this shit. Accurate af especially with the spotter car and weather as camoflage
I am a 90s kid living in western ma and i can confirm how hard it was to get good weed back in the day. "Kind bud" came around once in a while. Other than that, it was 19 year old brick weed loaded with seeds and stems for 50 a quarter
Yep, kind bud was tough to get unless you were at a dead show in the 90s. Times have changed
Dude this guy is absolutely captivating
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As soon as you mentioned college stickers on the trap cars I knew you were legit lmao
That's what we did in Detroit 😂🤣
@@DETSRC313 cap
@@conormc4604 no 🧢
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Back when I was young I drove my dad's car and he was a huge racing fan and Chevy fan. You get caught speeding with a bunch of race stickers, it's probably going to be a ticket. Pissing off a Ford fan with my dad's big Chevy bowtie stickers certainly didn't help!
That “if it’s 5 minutes late it’s been compromised!” Is an exaggeration. He’s right it gets there a specific day but the time is rarely that spot on. And you never go and retrieve a package if they call and say they need you to come pick it up. It’s best to have someone who works at whichever branch who’s a buddy on the inside.
I never would allow people to wear flat bill hats in my car.
This man actually attract people with his shorts and make then. Their audience
While its not possible for me to become smugglers like him its always interesting to hear what he says
“We would bring duffel bags full of cash” I could put 40k-60k in my jacket pocket easily
Druggies buy drugs with 1s, 5s, 10s, 20s. Dealers don't takes small bills to banks for crispy 100s. Bags of cash because that's what comes off the streets.
Especially in a duck coat. Held alot of $.
Bro this guy scares me he could have literally been your neighbor and never know because he is intelligent
It’s almost as if drug traffickers are humans.
@baillord, well said
I've heard about lining boxes with floor tiles to stop the X-rays as well
I used to keep 6 by tagging loads. he's right when you need to cause an accident if shit gets hairy😅
Dope ass show just found in suggestions fir UA-cam videos an you a real 1 bro I really like how 💯 you keep it
I live right next to the sorting facility in Kentucky he is talking about. That's crazy.
Wow, I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard, when he said the Cop said, "Best of Luck Soldier" at 18:45. 😂
I love Portland weed! I'm from NewYork and we all agree here that Cali weed is horrible now
lmao
Michigan got fire aswell
The mountain with a sharp decline is southerlin Oregon, and they love to nab ya there
On the smell of weed topic. Once i had some growing in the back yard. It was a quiet night, warm and very foggy. I went for a bicycle ride and i swear i smelled that weed from like 200-300 meters away on the road.
This channel is LIT LMAO
I have had a drug dog inside my Tahoe and I had a 8 ball of dope in my truck and this dog didn’t hit on anything. I had a Burger King bag on the passenger floorboard cause my friend who was with me just ate a whopper meal but didn’t finish it and it seemed like the dog was more interested in the bag than anything else. My hiding spot was so good though. Where your headliner meets your front windshield if you pull down on that lip a little bit you can hide small things up there. I’ve never had a cop even thing about looking up there. I would hide my joints up there,I would pre roll 4-5 joints for my work day in the morning and put them in a zip lock bag and then wrap the zip lock bag with a drier sheet. I would also put drier sheets in the middle console so it smells good inside the entire suv. I was so lucky with the dog that time cause it would of been all bad if they found that ball.
Alot of times those dogs are bullshit. I'm sure there are some dogs trained and capable. But many arent all that reliable. They are used by police to create probable cause for searches by the police officer giving an indirect command and the dog barks at the car. Theres a video series by a guy who was super brainwashed canine unit cop and he says he use to do that. He later quit and actually became a marijuana activist I believe because he said he ruined and the police ruins people lives for something that doesnt hardly ever do anything that would be concern for police interaction including ruining families.
@@MultiWeen I think that you are right. They usually sit and look up at the handler when they hit on something. I’m sure piece of shit cops have said that the dog hit on something when it never did. This is a little off topic but not really. Those field drug test kits are bullshit as well. There was a 60 minutes or something like that and they tested those kits with chocolate and everyday things that you can find in your kitchen cub-bards and chocolate was testing positive for speed and cocaine. Salts were coming back positive for MDMA and they still fucking use these things. I live in Arizona and thank god that they legalized marijuana cause so many people here got jail and prison time for weed. Not just here but across the country and world really. They need to do the same for all drugs and just regulate them. The War on Drugs has been the biggest failure of all time but they insist on doing the same shit that doesn’t work. I wonder why? Probably because the CIA and other agencies fund their secret wars with it There is so much money involved it’s sickening.
@@tomking7080 Yeah, even if it starts off with moral concern once its injected into the system it always becomes a for profit, self licking ice cream cone. As in let's say a small drug task force in some small town or rural county. They get 5 million dollars in funding. If there is no one with drugs or no one who has enough drugs to justify a whole department and task force, they fabricate the necessity. Those people want to keep their job, like the authority and autonomy of their own special area. Playing fake navy seal with 40 grand a pair night vision goggles they dont need, and have no funding for the training portion, to even use them correctly. Yeah, there is alot of cases of those garbage drug tests saying a positive for drugs on candy, floor crumbs, ibuprofen etc. There is a ton of videos on youtube of that. Also videos where a police officer lies, makes threats until they see the camera or the driver disagrees and says the whole things on camera. Then they immediately change their tune or it ends up in court and the officer is scared and looks like a dipshit. Some of them are cops planting drugs too which is sad. I dont believe anyone should be able to become a police officer until minimum 25 years old and some form of proof of life experience. I also do not think they should have female police officers because they are the worse cops in every aspect. No self awareness, over react, a lot are either blatantly misandrist dykes, fat black chicks, or small typical, tryna be cute chicks. And almost all of them confuse a mans respect for the authority of the law and the government sending a bunch of men after them, and the womens disrespectful and unenlightened behavior. If you can't arrest me without the government you shouldn't be able to arrest me with the government. Theres a reason when you look at all the police the CHP seems to be the most in line with dudes who look like they will whoop ass and lots of city and sheriff police look varied from some super stud to some person who can run more than 15 feet without eating a cheeseburger and taking a nap. Anyways I digress.
I learnt everything I know about dealing drugs from johnny (johnny translation: dealing is a "street word" for selling an item for profit, drugs are stimulants used for medicinal or recreational purposes that are either illegal or controlled substances)
My buddy, bought a used state unmarked cop car.ford crown vick. And wore a suit and had a breif case with files etc in it. Incase he ever got stooped making the central Nj to Jamaica queens run every few weeks. Did this for years
Bad weather and rush hour were my favorites as well lol.
Home boy was shipping to my old area😂😂, i definitely toked his stuff
Shipping containers. That's where i would think everything moves nowadays. Plausible deniability for the transporter at least....I work in logistics and I always wonder how much is in reefer container units(refrigerated containers, trucker lingo) and the port is risky but the most obvious point of entry. But for me, I'd have my best pal fly his plane and helicopter to do these deals. Seems like such an exciting, tiring, and terrifying life to live.
When shipping we use to put our vacuum sealed bags in a small cooler and ship it. Always worked pretty good.
Don't smugglers ever think of just driving the speed limit?
Go jump on the highway and drive the speed limit. You will stand out like a sore thumb and every other car will blow past you. Nobody drives the speed limit. Especially if they have nothing to hide. Driving illegally brings on a whole other paranoia.
Real Risk Taker 💪🏾
As soon as he said you can shrink a p down to the size of a softball I started questioning a lot 😂
But you can,
@@stella-vu8vh no you can not. Not with just a regular vacuum sealer. Plus nobody would ever do that. That completely destroys the bud structure. It’s not the 2000s NOBODY smokes that Mexican brick weed.
@@TheRealAdam23 mexico doesnt sell brick weed anymore. 80 a zip for mids.
If you interact with the comments you'll keep more dedicated viewers dawg
Ya we watch certain things driving around with dope and paraphernalia in your ride,keep your roll of foil in trunk,use disposable plastic tooters(straws),and get rid of that shit after use.Have a pack of smokes if you have alot of Bic lighters.Try to toss your sack out window if you get lit up,regardless of the loss and if you just picked up,Fuck,the charges aren't worth losing the dope,no matter how bad you wanted to get high.You can always go back to your dealer later.Dont park alone out in the open in a parking lot,blend in where you park next to minivans etc..Have one guy keep a look over his shoulder while others are lighting up.When back on the road,vent that fucking ride,air it out a little in case your stopped.Wash your fucking hands,foil always has carbon on it from lighters.Dont keep dope in pockets or paraphernalia,stuff it in your shoe in case you forget you have shit on you,believe me it happens.Dont talk on phone or text while driving,pull over and park.Chang cars if possible,don't pick up in same vehicle if possible.Change your meeting places,don't gi to their house every day.Meet at a fast food joint,get out of car and talk or bullshit awhile,no of this making the deal and running off,too suspiciouse.Act as normal as possible,don't just discuss dope or money,ask how his girlfriend is or kids or some shit.
Let's get this guy on Rogan!
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Johnny could have been the owner of a fortune 500 company........
Never just drive in the passing lane especially going slow. That’s just crappy driving , drugs or no.
What kind of go fast are you serving up to the guy making all those frame cuts?
I'd love to see a TV show about this guy
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Looks like a btec Ryan Reynolds 😂😂😂
Love ur channel boss
When you tell the story I have a movie of it in my mind 🔥UA-camr
10 points a lb, Jesus Christ lol. Nowadays you’re lucky to make a point on bulk lmfao
Dude I was just thinking holy fuck
Whats a point? English is not my first language.
@@mikesteini8376 point = $100
In the north east we drove almost exclusively Honda Accords and Toyota Camrys
Amazing stories and series. New he was hard when that guy ran up on him on stage. He stood tall!!
But why I’m earth would you speed with 30 pounds of weed in ur car??
Because you've spent 10hrs on the road and you're still vulnerable ...
You are quicker to protect and exploit your interest versus robbing and killing them. If you are an earner, you are a golden ticket and more likely would have the person beheaded if you got robbed on their account.
This guy is liar
Thanks ima apply this now
get on rogan
He can't, him and Brendan Schaub hate eachother lol
F rogan
Surgery was trying not to spill transmission fluid on the 76lbs of skunk. Its a dirty job but someone had to do it
I've never worked or been involved in this but he makes a good point about the minivan thing. At 17 I inherited a minivan from my parents and drove it til I was 23 and I got pulled over so many times. Like, pulled over for nothing at times even 😂 because how many young dudes are actually driving minivans. I swear I had a cop once think I stole it 😂
These videos are pretty awesome.. Very good stories and dude is still ballin, just on youtube.
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I knew a middle man. He would have his mom rent a car and he would go to Philly. When he got home home he made 7 calls and pounds disappeared. He asked me once if I would sail some to the vineyard on my boat. Nope.
“We would bring duffle bags full of cash” brah I can hold $50k in one hand 😂
if its in 100's. stacks of 20's are a bit bigger. but this guy is full of shit. wouldn't last 6 months on the road. he's wrong about literally everything.
Druggies buy drugs with 1s, 5s, 10s, and 20s. Dealers don't take small bills to banks for nice crispy 100 dollar bills. C'mon Brah...
@@rogerdat7807 yeah but druggies don’t really buy pounds of weed..
I knew a kid who was transport back in the day. He was Jewish and wore the whole get up w the yammi on his head to avoid suspicion . I remember thinking what a genius lol
Great story telling. Disagree with driving at night. I heard that and went huh? I never moved the amount you did but daytime is inherently less sketchy. Nighttime = suspicion higher. 5-6 coming home from work with the flow of other working citizens is ideal. 10 hr drive, leave in the morning get their evening. But just my opinion
What’s to stop the buyer from sending an empty box and claiming it was intercepted?
I love your stories about your life! Keep them coming Johnny.🏴
this guy needs to do what GQ does and have him review drug dealing movies for their realism lol
24:20 if you're constantly refreshing the tracking page on the Fedex site, wouldn't the police think to do a lookup of the IP address that pinged that tracking number? Btw awesome videos!
No, it doesn't work like that
No not yet.
@@AfricanLionBat it does work like that for a lot of investigations
Why would they track an ip of a package that wasn’t seized lol