Drug Kingpin Explains How Money Laundering Actually Works | The Connect w/ Johnny Mitchell | Ep #3
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- Опубліковано 26 чер 2024
- #narcos #trap #drugs
Former drug trafficker Johnny Mitchell breaks down the process of money laundering and all of the best ways to launder drug money, as well as the mistakes he made during his time in the game. He goes in depth on how drug cartels clean cash, and gives advice to mid-level dealers who want to use the business as a springboard into the legitimate world.
0:00- Intro
01:35- Authorities seizing drug money
02:18- What is money laundering?
03:22- How cartels launder their money
05:22- Middle class money laundering
05:55- Washing money in Las Vegas
06:56- Buying and reselling items online
08:27- Laundering money using cash gifts
11:10- Places I hid my drug money
13:46- How the cops found the money
15:43 -The three steps to laundering money
18:03- The goal of the game is to build a dynasty
21:12- Money laundering is a dealers' privilege
22:47- Outro
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The goal of selling drugs is to not sell drugs anymore.
You got yer head on yer shoulders I see.
@Cristofer Clay lol what ever you say man
First tell that to big pharma they are the original drug dealers in America don't blame the petty people on the streets 👍🏻
That's crazy because the goal of work is working for yourself. This isn't just drugs they put a title on it. Everyone does it. From a judge to an inmate.
Exactjy. These retards now are glorifying it likes it’s a trend to be a criminal
“Behind every great fortune is a greater crime” wow thats so true.
Dude .the queen uk . Hopium
bill gates, elon musk, henry ford didnt do crimes to reach the top. You sound like these easily manipulated halfwit wannabes lol
Godfather opening scene
"Most wealth is pelf."--Terry D. Miller
The biggest crime is the creation and printing of money. And then the irony is to ask people for a legitimate source.
Bro this dude is spilling al the secrets hahahhaha, I love it. I've never sold drugs or laundered money, but I'm in Finance and that's the same system that companies worldwide use to hide their money in other countries
i hope he is not short on this world
There is no secrets this guy is a fraud
@@dopium1770 source?
@@nickmckee3947 Bro dont even have a mugshot dude
He's full of shit, looking for vaslidation, and stroking his own ego!
I lived in Vegas for a few years and there are pawn shops that are just full of junk. They would be annoyed that they’d have a customer. I always knew it was because it wasn’t there to make money but to launder it.
That doesn't make any sense because you've still got to sell stuff and show tax documents if you're earning an income. You can't report a million dollars a year in income if you've got no customers. I think pawn store workers are just generally grumpy people and that's what you probably picked up on.
@@AchillesWrath1 you clearly weren't listening. You just pretend you had customers and use the drug money for these fictitious transactions.
@@AchillesWrath1 it wont be a million dollars, it'll clear 100k-300k a year at best they will have multiple legit businesses, not just one. Strip clubs, casinos are usually the best to launder money due to high cash use, other businesses include nail salons or barber shops, night clubs and even laundromats and car washes to controlling the city's ATM machines where all the drug money becomes legit passive income money . Proper accounting takes care of everything even tax audits. Which is why drug lord's accountants are their life blood more important than their cicarios. All thats needed to be done is to open up a consulting or digital marketing company and charging these businesses stupid amounts for online marketing(yes you'll have to actually run a legit marketing business and hire staff) and viola easy money transfer without it even needing to be a gift. Money will be double taxed but money will be extra clean.
Check with your lawyer if this comment is admissible in court bro 😂
@@troythegardener za p0l
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Do the big video on how the criminal underworld colludes with legit biz
I’m going to dm you on IG bro hopefully I hear back
First vid I’ve watched from you and I absolutely needed to see this . Subscribed . Please pump out more content .
Wear is ep1
The coolest are the ones you never hear about, truth
As a wise old timer once said to me when I thought I was an invincible kid: you have to be permanently lucky, the law only has to get lucky once and you're finished. Far better to put your time, talent and hard work into something legitimate. Even if you fail, you've gained experience and some wisdom about what went wrong and how to improve. If you're getting up to shady dealings, the entire ship almost always goes down with you and then you're looking at not being able to do something positive with your time when you're locked up.
I feel for kids these days, because the opportunities to make legitimate money are dwindling by the year and the lure of 'easy money' must be very hard to turn down when the alternatives aren't always obviously apparent. Still, it's better to make honest money as a plumber or an electrician than risk being locked up and then finding that it's even more difficult to make good honest cash on the outside when your name has a record attached to it. You aren't always going to sleep wondering if the law aren't coming through your door at 6am either. There's a lot to be said for being able to sleep without anxiety and a relatively clear conscience. So called 'easy money' is anything but once you factor in the psychological effects it has on a person.
You have to be lucky everytime, the law has to be lucky once. That’s a phrase I was told often.
So very true .
I love how everyone thinks being a plumber, electrician, hvac professional is easy and anyone can do it. Most young guys are thick as a brick and have even less work ethic. Not everyone but man, if you work in one of those fields and se the new guys coming in. Yikes.
Well the smart thing to do is raise the capital needed to start a legit business with whatever you can get 🤷🏻♂️
Facts! From someone who's actually been there... all my high-school buddies got into the trades. I went to prison. When I got out, they were having families, already had homes an nice cars. It's not always exciting, but you never have to worry about losing everything! Not just $ but TIME
St0cks are falling and b0nd yields are rising, but markets still don't seem *convinced* the Federal Reserve will pursue plans to keep increasing interest rates until inflation is under control. I'm still at a crossroads deciding if to liquidate my $150,000 stock portfolio, what's the best way to take advantage of this bear market??
I’ve been on both end of the spectrum, I was investing on my own for about years, did my own study and analysis before actually buying, things became rather difficult not until a colleague introduced me to my current financial advisor. She has helped me convert my $50k portfolio into $350k.
@@richardsonp. That's impressive! I could really use the expertise of this advisor, my portfolio has been stagnant.... Who's the person guiding you?
@@KathrineThompson my financial advisor is 'STACEY LEE DECKER'. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured Afterwards I reached out to her. she has since then provided me with entry and exit points in securities I focus on
@@richardsonp. Thanks for this tip. Her website popped up on Google immediately I searched her up. I read her resume and it seems pretty. I wrote her and I’m waiting on her reply.
@@Garywinks wtf guys, this is creepy for so many reasons... don´t invest your money with the "help" of guys under some yt-drug-laundering video
I was going to be a gangster. But they made me assistant manager at Home Depot and now I'm set for life
🤣😂🤣
Gonna b a drug cartel
@@ninjichris7708 thank you for your support. I will make you one of the Top Dogs in my organization
@@64maxpower lets do this shit! Leggo
😅😅😅
The lighting in this episode is great! Love the podcast/talks man! Keep up the good work!
cool comment, i would never even understand how to appreciate lighting lol
@@georgiekerrigan9996 I had left a comment on the first episode and in contrast it looked better to me. It sets the mood!
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I have lived this life and did my time as well and everything you're saying is so accurate and on point it gives me chills and memories of stuff that I went through... definitely a learning experience and I feel like after paying my dues to society and doing my time I feel like I'm much more intelligent and aware of things in normal life rather then before when having to look over my shoulder as well. Dealing with cartels and things were always a thrill and excitement to levels I never thought I'd see. Except my business wasn't weed and I'm glad I'm out of that life now. Great videos though keep up the great content!
This is common knowledge, how to wash money and move weight behind the scenes. It's well docmented. You don't have to be an insider to understand and explain how the system works. This guy is fake af, spinning a web for views
Rob Banks STFU you’re fake AF and your breath probably stinks like shit
@@abtwopoint0 did he fake his arrest too?
@@abtwopoint0spinning a web? dude produced millions, feds only found half a mill, think he can talk a little without being fake
@@abtwopoint0 nibba literally got arrested for it. how is he faking that one lol
So glad I stumbled across these videos. This guy is a really good story teller.
Exactly that a story teller lol
Hes a liar and a fraud STORY teller
A good pretender you mean.. everything he said sounded made up 😂
This guy was never a dealer and certainly didn't make $1M selling weed. These stories are all borrowed from other channels, like Matt Cox and Shaun Attwood.
I’ve watched a few of your videos and you do an outstanding job when explaining the topic. The average square can fully understand that life. Well done!
Using casino chips to clean drug money is extremely smart, safe to say a large percent of casinos revenue comes from cleaning drug money even to this day.
Also owning and running several trucking companies work too - add leasing options and other dealings - all helps move things around.
@@XZH-le4cx bro how do you know?
How does that make sense if they are cleaning their money in the casino they are just swapping money for chips then getting the money back in cash the casino makes zero from this unless they are spending money there
@@ryans4337 there not going to just go get 100k in chips and return 100k in chips they’re going to play with it maybe win a lil most likely lose some money but oh well it’s the price to launder
@@ryans4337 you forgot the key part, when having large sums of cash the bank want to know where it comes from. Drug money has no paper trail. Going to the casino with cash (you can take any amount and they won’t ask where it’s from), get chips. Play for 2-3 hours, the goal is to make some money but oh well if you lose say 10% of your chips (remember you’re not playing to gamble you’re here to clean money, think of it as your tax to launder, 10% isn’t bad). After this period you cash out at the casino, KEY part here is you ask for the receipt of the cash of from the casino. Go to the bank cash in, they ask where it’s from, you say casino with the receipt. Gambling is non taxable and for what anyone knows someone could flip $500 to $10k. Money = Laundered.
Don't you just love a good "How-To" video series! If dude would just add a few study notes, maybe throw in a final exam, I might be able to get some college course credits for watching this series. 😆😂🤣
You don't need college with information like this.
Especially if you purposely went into debt for it.
The exam is go out and do it, if you don’t get caught, you’ve passed
@@GuinessOriginal - Ah, yes, the good ol' days...
Going on a class field trip and having to get that permission slip signed by my -parents- *local prosecutor.*
@@gatsbylight4766 if you’re interacting with a prosecutor that’s an automatic fail
Are these comments all fake? Are people really this stupid? What exactly do you do during the day, just drive to work?
Bro this channel is blowing up can’t believe no one hopped on this sooner. Crazy views love it Johnny to Johnny 🫡
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Just saw you on YMH with Tom and Christina! Instant subscribe! Love the stories man. Glad you made it out alive.
First off, love the channel. Been watching non stop since I found you. Second, you gave me the very first thing I'm gonna say, while shaking my head, when it's my turn . "Oops.... got caught!" Classic.
Thanks for this knowledge and insight man 💪🏾🤙🏾
Love this series!!
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These how too videos are the best 👌
love your story. Thanks for the content
"You learn the most from failure." = truth
Before I went into the Army at 19 I worked for a small construction company in Chicago that I'm almost 100% sure the owner was using it to clean money. He would buy run down buildings, rehab them and sell or rent them out afterwards. He paid cash for almost everything like wages, materials, etc. The reason I say I'm so sure he was cleaning money is that twice that I know of I saw him spend at least 50k fixing up the property but saw documents where he claimed like 10k in expenses.
bro i love your stories your fire 🔥
so intelligent so well spoken
spewing you got arrested so soon you were killing it ❤
much love from australia 🇦🇺
Love this channel!!! Life itself is a hustle.. get it how you live! 🌬️
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This is why so many drug dealers turn into rappers. Pay me in cash to perform. ❤️❤️❤️
It’s never cash
Actually, drug dealers are more likely to form record labels to launder money. So usually rappers are signed to drug dealers, the big time drug dealers. If rappers sell drugs more often then not there at the lowest level.
This is some of the best content on UA-cam, keep it up man.
Great episode Johnny. Keep posting…
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You cannot be put into a box. Really an amazing story teller.
Feel like dude is literally retelling us Netflix series but with him in it 😂😂
Lmfaooo yep
Plagiarism
@@user-se5mf9qi4j You mean like Ozark 1, 2 or 3??
As a wise old timer once said to me when I thought I was an invincible kid: you have to be permanently lucky, the law only has to get lucky once and you're finished. Far better to put your time, talent and hard work into something legitimate. Even if you fail, you've gained experience and some wisdom about what went wrong and how to improve. If you're getting up to shady dealings, the entire ship almost always goes down with you and then you're looking at not being able to do something positive with your time when you're locked up.
I feel ur right. "The coolest ones, you never heard of" subscribed ✌
This is the information that I've been looking for.
bro what lol
I'm convinced that Mattress Firm is definitely a money laundering hub
I’m hooked on your videos now. Great content !
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Johnny you gotta get a good long conversation with Joe Rogan on JRE ! It'll be one of the coolest episode where you two can connect on so many levels ! Someone please make this happen !
I agree
Stop drooling . Jre? Damn ..
Why? So we can hear Joe start talking about Elk and Bears and other predators for 3 hours?
@@joeferris5086 but have you ever tried bears on DMT!? 😳
@@FAtE_454 Bro, Silva would TUNE YOU UP.
Just imagine retiring as a registered nurse,using all your income/salary to pay rent and tax without any good investment or means of extra cash, tending to leave your profession/
job that has been part of you for many years with no good funds. How will you cope
Wow buddy, that's more than a mouthful of profits you're making. How do you achieve this feat consistently? You must be a genius in
trading.
My coin stays right in my trading account, my account just mirrors her trades in real-time that's the idea behind copy trading.
Technically crypto has already taken a
high rate in the financial markets.
What a coincidence you invested with
Mrs Stacey griffin kartner also? My bi-weekly trading Return is $28,600.
Have never made 20% of my bitcoin
investments once ever since started
hold from May.
Please make more content like this! This is so interesting to the average person. We want to know what goes on behind closed doors. Can’t wait for more content from you. You are very matter of fact and I love that. Speak the truth.
This UA-cam channel is the definition of when the statutes of limitations run out
Lol
Statutes*
@@superblump87 imagining a statue built somewhere dedicated to limitations lol
Not if the IRS is involved.
@@youtuberabbithole6002 The money is all gone and if he still has it (but doesn’t want to say) it’s all washed at this point. Or, at a minimum, now being washed with the income from this channel. Good try tho
You did a great job in presenting.
Best hustle I ever saw was this quilting shop. I kid you not. More money went through there than I can describe. Auntie was about that work!
You are awesome. Keep sharing your knowledge it's very useful.
Back in the 90s my friend invited me into the narco business, I kindly declined. He was doing great, he was building an insane three story mansion in my town back in Mexico. Well he died before the mansion was finished. Let’s just say he didn’t die of natural causes. Almost 30 years later the mansion remains empty and unfinished.
Feels bad man
Damn
@ProdiJ sounds like Rico story lmao rip speaker knockerz
the man who builds his life on sand will see it washed away....Jesus words are true as ever
@@cMind607 naw fuck all shady people. Dude along with practically most modern rappers today are nobody's. Why is being a criminal a good thing? The real gangsters are Neil degrasse Tyson and Stephen hawking cus they actually worked for what they earned in life instead of doing it the dirty way. Fuck all you shady ass mofos out there foreal.
A mentor once said "You're never doing 'good' in this game. 'Good' is when your lawyers retention is paid in full. By default... You know you're in too deep IF your lawyer also has a lawyer on retention to help him with your future case."
I wasn't going to watch this but then I thought what if I needed this in the future
The problem is not sell drugs or laundering money, the real problem is when you don't pay taxes 😂
Respect thankyou for the advice.
I don't know how this channel hasn't blown up yet!
because its bullshit lmfao
It is, some of the shorts have crazy views that's how I found this actually
give it time it will. its only been 3 weeks
@@chefdusse no he tried being a comedian too
@@Ajax_Operator is this the same comedian who got punched from a guy in the crowd??
Yo John I got down with you when you did the Unique story which I haven’t seen the whole thing yet. So I decided to check out some of your other stuff & now I’m hooked lol.
Please do a 3-6 part series on how big time drug dealers launder money - thanks
Thanks for teaching me how to launder money
This is my new favorite channel!!
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I knew a guy in Reno in the 90's. He knew I did dirt and I knew he did dirt. We'd see one another in the sports books. Anyway, he told me he'd just opened a used record store. He would spend cheaply stocking the store with merchandise from thrift stores and yard sales and use the store to sell mostly from cash payments. So yeah, it can work.
IRS has ratios of sales to profits for every type of business. If they notice that your profit margin differs markedly from the record store in the next town, they are going to want to know why. If you cannot offer a satisfactory explanation, they will issue a sky-high tax assessment, which you will have to pay.
@@charleswhite758 that's why modern money laundering is done through fringe businesses, online casinos, cam girl websites, dropshipping websites set up in foreign tax havens
Keep doing your thing Johnny. We need more comedy while you are at it. Let’s go
Thnx amigo. This is very useful for me.👍💯
"Take your drug money and buy the neighborhood
That's how you rinse it" - Jay-Z
They gonnna rinse an repeat your ass through that system too if you do that. Lol
He's a teacher who has learned.
Holy shit the gems dropped in this video are literally priceless he is giving up so much free sauce to you people right now it’s crazy.. anyone who really been around loves that casino finesse
well...the greatest show on YT so far!!
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I finally understand money laundering and how it works. This was great.
Do you want such work
Very entertaining content, great video format too. Almost as if he’s being interviewed but he’s talking to a camera, really dynamic, thanks for sharing.
Foundations and churches is how the most powerful people launder money tax free everything came from anonymous donations
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The moment you realize why the family restaurant down the street always acted annoyed when customers came in
Love your background and hanging lights
Very good channel and content. Just watched a few videos and subscribed. I too am of similar background and story with the content narrator. Great opinions, facts and tips here. A couple of side notes and tips were left out but overall covered most logical options for washing funds.
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love the set. that brick is hard
they usually are.
@@pitohead77 can confirm bricks are hard.
Am two minutes into your video, and I can tell that you are good story teller and your channel is great 🙌🏼
This video should be called “IRS Offense 101 Intro To Training:” because that’s what it’s gonna be used on lol
Dude's spot on. Much appreciated.
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Great story teller 👍
You speak very well johnny. Did you meet or do business with the Orejuela Brothers in cali? I lived in cali for 3 years. Love your videos.
Too good. Media trained. He is too clean, not haggard looking after doing jail time. Definitely sus...(CIA) knows too much, talks too much etc.
Spitting straight FACTS 🔥💯
Now it makes sense 😅 I’m subscribed to your comedy stand up channel . This channel is awesome, too . 😁
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Being a stand up comedian sounds like a cash business. 🤔 lol I love this channel. This is so interesting.
John 3:3
King James Version
3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Success is in Jesus Christ.
I feel like it’s the same with art that cost millions.
Here's another fun fact the stock market is down because of OG Reggie B. I told you guys, no one's going to get any money until I get mine TQQQ @ 70, 35, 25 and 19. These are all my buy entries they make good trading around information. Don't say I haven't given you anything lately peace✌...
Since many people are relying upon this as a source of truth, it’s important to point out that you can’t be “forced to plead guilty” to criminal charges.
You can't legally but you absolutely can be forced to plead guilty
If theres substantial evidence against you and winning a trial seems impossible, taking a plea deal over a felony with jail time becomes so obvious it may as well be forced
This video is gold!💯💯💯
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For some unknown reason, I'm 'addicted' to this channel.
You should stop this guy is a fraud you cant find anything on the dude that points out he was what he says he was no records or mugshots no nothing and most of the stuff he is saying is basic information if you know anything about this subject and he says he dont do this to glorify it only because its the "truth" but still sells merch and calls himself "the connect" and you can see he a bitch from his eyes if he ever was a drug dealer and got caught he definetly ratted on everyone involved
The part about his mom throwing the money away and his face when he said "oh fuck" has me in tears
Thinking about it, a bar might be best. You could have a VIP room with bottle service. $250 is the low end of pricing (jhonnie walker black) and perhaps charge $250 for the VIP room. The most expensive place I know of in Vegas (Hakkasan) is about $5,000 for the biggest room, and a Dom package adds another $12,500. Low end you could probably just find a buddy that wants to play baller. Give him whatever you can trust him with with orders to go be a baller at your place. The fact that he only drinks top shelf and shares with the rest of the bar is gonna make him real popular. Win Win.
Nope that’s old school asf. Plus a club of that caliber ain’t gonna be packed out every night or month. Money pit.
Where'd you get the capital for that?
You can bet that all those places are feeding illicit cash into their tills, the temptation is just too great. The champagne thing is a total scam, nobody pays that much, except the suckers who see celebs doing it and want to copy them. The celebs never get billed or are refunded later in the evening. They are just there for marketing purposes.
@@roman111117 The best thing I can come up with is gifting law in the U.S. $16,000 may be given in "gifts" to another to any one individual without paying tax or repprting to the IRS per year. So, I gave you the gift of "helping you move" and you gave me $10,000 cash for Christmas that's not reportable. Probably gonna want to put your bar expenses on a card to have a good paper trail when it's really running though.
@@tylerhorn3712 I see, I thought you meant open a bar to launder money to which I responded where did you get the money to open said bar, usually you'd want that in a high traffic area which the real estate wouldn't come cheap
Thanks for the tutorial!
Impressed by the lack of adverts , bravo sir!
This is small time laundering. Big time laundering exists in high end art markets. Appraisals, rare collectibles.. auctions..
NFTs lol 😂
@@Idc.350 Yep, newschool rich kids using NFT's for sure.
Niches baba niches 😂😂😂😂😂
Seizing money is called Civil Asset and it can happen to anyone. And they don't even have to charge you with a crime. If you're driving down the road with $10k in cash and get pulled over, the cops can say that they think its the proceeds of crime and take it. You have to sue them to get it back, and you won't get all of it back if you win.
Legal theft
Thanks, this was some good career advice!
Dude, love your videos
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How to make an insane amount of money:
1. Become a drug dealer
2. Get arrested but without too much evidence, go to jail for 1.5 years.
3. Start a podcast giving a masterclass on crime.
4. Enjoy the profits.
Love it, keep up the good work
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@@theconnectpod I wish u would but I don’t think you guys come to St. Louis , anotherwise id totally show up,
I enjoy the content. Keep it up.
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Thank you Johnny!
We can work together if in need of an African partner
I never made it to this guys level but in college participated in many similar activities. The reason I’m now on episode 3 after being very skeptical at first is because this guy is speaking facts. Everything he said (at least on the first 2 episodes, I never laundered) is really how it is. Take notes all you 19 year old college sophomores looking to up your game
There’s so many legit ways to make money now, no idea why anyone would get into the drug game nowadays.
@@BlacksmithBets no other options
@@smokeasack8782 legit question what do you mean by that? For real interested in that situation.
The games over lmao
@@legacyXplore investing in anything right now is just not the way. im all about investing if the market is good. but when its going bad might as well do it the dirty way. also alot of people do it as a start lets say u save up 10.000 dollars. it will take a long time before you make just 2.000 but if you do illegal shit for the 10k you might get 20k then 40k and 80k. so its much more fun to invest in a good market with 80k and ride a good wave in the stock market
Start a landscaping business. Low financial barrier to entry, so it won't raise any red flags for the entry level criminal. Don't need a store front, or a lease, or even a product to account for. Just file an LLC, buy a mower and a weed whacker, and put up a social media site. All of that can be done for less than $300 to start, but it scales really well. You can do $200k in "business" and no one will think "where did he get the money for this?" Just make sure to take on a set percentage of real clients as you increase your personal cash flow. Use the money earned from that to get invest in legit businesses - whose profits you invest further (and so on).
Nah, much easier to buy houses in good areas that are complete dumps. throw a bunch of cash at them and completely upgrade the inside. Start renting it out and use the rent money as a funding source for the next property. rinse and repeat.
I’d bet a loooot of those illegal immigrants in construction do this
@@Fanta.... buying houses requires legitimate capital. Renovating those houses means you have to account for the cost of those upgrades. If a dump is suddenly renting for top market rate, that is going to set off a lot of alarm bells. Starting a cash based service business doesn't have any of those issues.
Found you on YMH. Fantastic content man.
This is great content and also hilarious because it’s essentially How to Be a Drug Dealer for Dummies step by step.
Cash gifting at that magnitude and rate would unlikely pass the IRS “sniff test”. If something seems a to not quite ‘fit’, like getting tens of thousands of dollars from dozens of people as “gifts”, they can, and will, seize the money until “source of funds” is proven beyond any doubt. And, just because it might be “illegal” to leverage these “gifters” against you - but all it takes is one of them to have done something questionable (outside the gifting) to turn them. The Cash businesses and international real-estate is, hands-down, the best way to do this. Allegedly. Oh, btw, the United States is the most prolific Tax Haven in the world!
Right unless u get acquainted with rich ppl. Rappers if you notice always give big gifts it’s not really for the other person per say.
@@HelptheBear_ImtheBear i still believe the number of ppl one would have to receive this gift from is way too large to be able to wash the hundred of thousands of dollars mentioned by mr. Michell in his video. I could be wrong, since I’ve never tried this personally. But, it just seems undoable at large scales.
We use to get money back and forth that way. Back then it was less then 10,000 transferred.
@@tonymarselle8812 $16,000 is the exclusion limit these days. However, if you become ‘interesting’ to any law enforcement agency with teeth and/or the IRS be prepared to prove source of funds then have those who provided you this yearly gift become ‘interesting’ to those same entities. I’m not saying it can’t be done, I know it can, it just tends to implode when pressure is applied to lots of your “gifting” associates. How typical is it to get gifted over $50k/yr? None of the stand-alone flags of money laundering will take you down by themselves - the mosaic they all create when law enforcement put them together over time is what brings the enterprise down.
@@tdunn2 get a girlfriend who’s got a rich dad
I'm convinced that 90% of smoke shops are laundering money. I see a handful of them in high lease area and there are never any customer/cars there at all. No way that they can pay the $5K/month lease with their volume of selling $30 - $100 paraphernalia crap.
I’ve been thinking the same thing. There are like 5 head shops around me within a 2 mile radius. Ain’t no way they’re legit.
You'd be surprised on smoke shops. Their margins are pretty nice. Where I'm at they are a very solid money maker. I want to open my own shop actually.
Pizza shops, car dealers, auto shops,
Tabbaco shops literally make so much money because nic is so addicting I used to sell it in highschool easy money and repeat customers
If you really wanna go down a rabbit hole look into places that sell mattresses and bedding. Some are leasing 4 stores within 3 miles of one another. 🤐
Thanks for the advice man!!! can’t wait to start selling drugs and cleaning money!
We had a restaurant in town that was obviously a money laundering business, it was closed most of the time, and when open had very few customers, and the food was barely even prepared on site.
You figured it would close quickly but it stayed open for years.
Paying rent is Laundry ING Money?
Thanks for the master class! Super interesting and entertaining
it is so basic and stupid ways, they just a crap for small amounts.
I remember reading a story on the internet when I was a kid about this teenager who took a bag of money from the back of a Wells Fargo truck parked in front of a grocery store. He hid the money in the wall behind the water heater in his parents house. Apparently there was some kind of small trap door there that was an access to the plumbing. Anyway a few months later his parents sold the house and the family moved to Colorado but he couldn't get the money out of the wall before they left so he had to leave it behind. The new owners didn't know about the money and never found it. Years later when this kid was now an adult and pretty successful, the house came on the market and he was able to purchase it and finally retrieved the money. The story ended there so it never said what he did with it but it was a pretty interesting story.
You are one of them people who believes everything that’s on the internet
@@kd3283 You are one of them people who leave douchey passive aggressive comments on the internet
@@kd3283 I didn’t say I believed it I was merely passing it on.
Sounds like BS. He somehow couldn’t get access to the money before they moved to CO..?
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