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  •  Місяць тому +126

    My granny told me, 'I don't care what they teach you in school, Cleopatra was an Orc'

    • @GusBried
      @GusBried Місяць тому

      That's *deep breath* WACIIIIST! I can't believe you think black people are orcs 🥺

    • @Charlie-m6r5v
      @Charlie-m6r5v Місяць тому

      The prettiest orc!

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 19 днів тому

      I thought she was a cat lady. Bastet and all that.

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Місяць тому +153

    I hope we get to see the Balrog's home life.
    What's his family situation like, the wife and kids?
    His he happy?
    What are his dreams for the future?

    • @nemo616a
      @nemo616a Місяць тому +22

      What was his relationship with his Mother like?

    • @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson
      @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson Місяць тому +8

      I certain Durin's Bane had a thing for his mother, so he married his sister, because she looked like a similar form of shadow and flame.

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter Місяць тому +4

      Haha That sounds like something Chris Gore would think is amazing

    • @greystash1750
      @greystash1750 Місяць тому +2

      @@criticalcommenterlooks like Chris has an admirer

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter Місяць тому +2

      @@greystash1750 don't we all admire Chris?

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +190

    I'm continually amazed that some people seem to think that they have morality and social culture figured out for all time, and that 'current year' will last forever.
    It's the thinking of children.

    • @Kanaleah
      @Kanaleah Місяць тому +1

      It's why I always say that people who talk about being on the "right side of history" are a giant red flag for immorality. No one who lives by principles, doing right because it is right, worries about their place and what side of history they're on. Only those with skeletons in their closets worry about being on the right side of history.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Місяць тому +15

      Sooooo true. It’s baffling

    • @Skitdora2010
      @Skitdora2010 Місяць тому +20

      But they never had a finger on it to begin with. It is just projection of themselves as their perpetual baseline.

    • @bummblebee77
      @bummblebee77 Місяць тому +12

      But but but......children can chose their own gender!!

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 Місяць тому +8

      And they think themselves the paragon of moral virtue.

  • @EricSiluk
    @EricSiluk Місяць тому +33

    Good to see J Law on other channels. He's put out some bangers.

  • @eduardofreitas7816
    @eduardofreitas7816 Місяць тому +25

    A horde of heavily armed orcs and trolls surrounded her from every possible side.
    Galadriel: "Baby knife"

  • @garysmith9823
    @garysmith9823 Місяць тому +42

    Joker was a movie that didn't need a sequel.

    • @Thin_Mercury
      @Thin_Mercury Місяць тому

      Yeah even if this one turns out to be good I don’t really see why it was needed

    • @Sphoonx
      @Sphoonx Місяць тому +1

      Neither did Alien, Terminator, Back to the Future, and Star Wars, but people seem happy enough with those...

    • @ChrisMisMYhandle
      @ChrisMisMYhandle Місяць тому +4

      ​@Sphoonx Terminator 2 is one of the greatest movies of all time. How dare you blaspheme like that! 😂
      If you're talking about anything after T2, then I'm 100% with you though.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@SphoonxExcept they were always meant to have sequels. Alien set up sequels. Terminator set up a Sequel. Star Wars was always meant to have many sequels. Joker was a self contained movie with zero world building. It's Taxi Driver with slight differences. We didn't need a sequel with Travis Bickle on Trial, just like we didn't need a sequel with Joker on trial.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 Місяць тому +1

      @@justinlast2lastharder749, and King of Comedy and Falling Down.

  • @ian-flanagan
    @ian-flanagan Місяць тому +39

    27:10 There’s a great video by a Gen Z kid saying King Theoden speaks to their generation because all they see is the great heroes of the past, with no ability to match them, or to stop the world crumbling around them

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 Місяць тому +2

      He's a great character to idolize. Traditional, cautious, doesn't blindly trust anyone, is dedicated to his people.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester Місяць тому +6

      And yet Theoden DOES rise to the challenge. Sauron would win but for Rohan's intervention. Theoden comes back from the brink, saves his country and his world, shows unflagging courage in the face of certain death, is wise and strong enough to take the hardest course because it is also the right one, and dies a hero facing down the Enemy's strongest minion. After all of which he still has the humility to say "I go to my fathers in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed." You couldn't pick a better role model.

  • @chrisball3662
    @chrisball3662 Місяць тому +19

    Re: George R.R Martin
    Literally as soon as the show ended, I predicted George would never finish the series. The show gave fans an ending, while by not publishing the book ending, the dire hard fans will always believe it would have been better -- even genius. It's also entirely possible that the show wrote the exact ending the George wanted, but it was so hated he can't write that anymore. Now he's stuck without any idea how to end the series.

    • @Z-GRADT
      @Z-GRADT Місяць тому +1

      Sounds about right. He could probably choose any of the suggested endings he would like, but then he'd be branded a plagiarist, so why take that chance?

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Місяць тому

      He gave them an Outline to follow. They hit the Plot Points he wanted them to. D&D just added a bit of fluff to it.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Місяць тому +1

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 I heard they rushed that ending in one season instead of two because they wanted to get to their Star Wars trilogy... and it all failed.

  • @jonathanyaloussa
    @jonathanyaloussa Місяць тому +96

    In the 13 years since the publication of Dance, Brandon Sanderson has completed and published over 30 books. He's also got a sizeable UA-cam channel, where he posts regularly, and attends numerous fan events and conventions.
    GRRM, on the other hand, has been making up more excuses than any sane person could keep up with.

    • @TheTangothrax
      @TheTangothrax Місяць тому +23

      Brutally unfair comparison, Sanderson is clearly some type of time traveling mage from the Cosmere. No mere mortal man could produce his level of content

    • @bz6046
      @bz6046 Місяць тому +9

      @@TheTangothrax That's good. Sanderson is inhuman I believe.

    • @darkwolf1202
      @darkwolf1202 Місяць тому +1

      Love Sanderson, can't stand GRRM

    • @quattro4313
      @quattro4313 Місяць тому

      Quality not quantity *Flies away*

    • @joshuanowlin443
      @joshuanowlin443 Місяць тому +2

      I love sanderson, but he is not the man to finish GOT, he has never done grimdark.

  • @hirudinaria
    @hirudinaria Місяць тому +54

    I truly believe the real reason Martin hasn't published is because S08 was actually how he wanted it to end but he got to see the reaction beforehand

    • @TNM001
      @TNM001 Місяць тому +14

      this is the correct answer haha, everything else is just fan wishful thinking.
      he clearly gave the showrunners the keypoints on how the book should end. they may not have done it well, but the plotpoint stands.

    • @reactiondavant-garde3391
      @reactiondavant-garde3391 Місяць тому +5

      @@Ale-xv1un You can write some of it to be not bad, but a big part of it is just rubbish. Jamey ending, Sansa/The North ending, Brann the Broken ending or the Night King ending all things you can just not write to be good and coherent with the world so they need very serious changes.

    • @nymphey
      @nymphey Місяць тому

      Some plot points could be executed better, e.g. Sansa's revenge on Littlefinger in s7, however, they should give it more time (Sansa's character was not developed enough to become the next big manipulative player who learned from the likes Cersei, Jeoffrey, Margaery and Littlefinger).
      Same goes for Bran becoming the all-knowing ruler. It was hinted at more in the books, but totally underdeveloped.
      The Long Night should have lasted a decade, and after finally overcoming it and Dany going mad in the process, they could go back to petty political wars. Maybe Jaime's regression could even be explained, even though that's a tough sell.

    • @IncredibleGoliath
      @IncredibleGoliath Місяць тому +8

      @@Ale-xv1un the issue is that the ending doesn't match the first half of the story. ASoIaF depicted the Others as the primary threat from the very first chapter, so trying to pivot to Dany and Cersei at the end was never going to work. The fact that he also set Dany up as a mostly well-meaning heroine with a bad childhood just makes it more unworkable.

    • @thesnoopmeistersnoops5167
      @thesnoopmeistersnoops5167 Місяць тому +4

      In the books, way too much time has been spent in Essos building up the light/fire angle for it to end the way it did in the show.

  • @billjones5741
    @billjones5741 Місяць тому +62

    “Why are you straight?” Dudes didn’t appreciate Reaper’s joke enough. But I see you, Reaper.

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 Місяць тому +22

    Did I hear someone suggest Patrick Bateman of American Psycho was an anti hero? Maybe I’m simply no cosmopolitan but after reading the book…. Villain, psychotic crazy villain.

    • @cian239
      @cian239 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah wtf was chris talking about

    • @banhammer3904
      @banhammer3904 Місяць тому +1

      It seems like Ellis was commenting on the psychological dissociation and cultural nihilism of the time. The movie fails to really capture it but there are numerous times where characters don't recognize eachother or think they see someone who is not there. "Is that Donald Trump?"

    • @barahng
      @barahng Місяць тому

      To be fair in the book he's FAR more sadistic and you don't have the natural screen charisma of Christian Bale making you like subconsciously like him. Both versions have their merit I think. The movie version really helps one to understand how psychopaths can charm and manipulate normal people with a smile and silver tongue while being utterly monstrous below the surface.

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one Місяць тому +72

    Chris: "I don't trust critics, at all."
    We're right there with you, Chris. Same goes for games 'journalists.' They're either financially or ideologically compromised.

    • @Evarakeus
      @Evarakeus Місяць тому

      Not to mention they're also just idiots

    • @DaBenzo923
      @DaBenzo923 Місяць тому +3

      When the critic rating is bad, and the audience rating good on RT... I know it's a banger!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Місяць тому

      Most of these so called "journalists" these days are kids in their early 20s, usually feminists. They don't know anything about anything but think they know everything. Sheer fucking hubris!

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter Місяць тому +6

      Chris dreams of being in the circle. He's the bitter nerd saying he didn't want to go to the jocks party anyway 😂

    • @rejjiphonik
      @rejjiphonik Місяць тому +1

      He also says 6 String Samurai is a 5 out of 5 movie. I'm not sure I saw the same film or whether he's being nostalgic. But it is God awful.

  • @trypticon3293
    @trypticon3293 Місяць тому +50

    It's absolutely INSANE how STUPID rings of power looks. I mean, it looks like they went OUT OF their way to make the characters as DUMB and ridiculous looking as possible. It MUST be a satire of some kind. It's not possible that this is legit real.

    •  Місяць тому +4

      Honestly, it looks like a 90's Soap Opera and even then I would take the self awareness of Passions and its witch, talking doll timmy, some angel girl who has an evil demon twin, over ROP any day.

    • @schwartzy65
      @schwartzy65 Місяць тому +3

      Even filming on film would have given it more rugged and lived in look but no everything has to be shiny digital.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Місяць тому

      It's a money laundering operation and they're so out of touch they think that's cool.

  • @MegaSpideyman
    @MegaSpideyman Місяць тому +22

    Nice to see this up now. Good to see you keep the thumbnail.
    I thought it was a shame Jonny wasn't talking too much, but at least that changed when they started talking about ROP.

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 Місяць тому +3

      Hes the new kid in this circle; I was wondering if they would ever bring him in!

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman Місяць тому

      @@shadf7902 Maybe. He has been on before, but not for over a year.

  • @St.PatricksTrades2
    @St.PatricksTrades2 Місяць тому +4

    Man I love to see Jonny Law getting his break. This guys material during season 1 and Willow was nearly unmatched

  • @psyguy556
    @psyguy556 Місяць тому +27

    1:58:20 Don't be an Orc in the South Central whilst drinking your juice in Mordor

    • @nodot17
      @nodot17 Місяць тому +5

      I prefer New Orc City

  • @danielunderwood5217
    @danielunderwood5217 Місяць тому +19

    The only critic I trusted was Roger Ebert. I didn't always agree with him, but I believe his opinions and reviews deserved the professional respect he recieved.
    The reviewers that have taken over the sun times and publish reviews under his name are shills, and deserve no such respect.
    For a while I liked MovieBob. He usually had an intelligent take on movies, and he understood what a movie in it's franchise/genre needed to be in order to be good. However, he couldn't keep his politics out of his reviews, and eventually he became more an angry man ranting on youtube , than a respected, quality reviewer.

  • @theoconstantinou2839
    @theoconstantinou2839 Місяць тому +8

    As a kid in the 70’s we use to watch the old stuff with no irony they were fantastic. Tarzan, Flash Gordon, King of the Rocket Men, Zorro & so on & we loved them, Star Wars & Indy were the offspring to those. Gen z doesn’t have that

  • @Sabertooth-l2h
    @Sabertooth-l2h Місяць тому +6

    Been a fan of Lord of the Rings since 1983 the movies that Peter Jackson made were excellent. I know he strayed from all the books but they were amazing

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +149

    Joker 2: The Jokening.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Місяць тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @marcane6122
      @marcane6122 Місяць тому +23

      I love the part in the trailer where the Joker goes "Its Jokin' time baby" and slaps Harley Quinn in the ass.

    • @mhc706
      @mhc706 Місяць тому +9

      @@marcane6122i was just about to make the comment “its jokin time, he joked on everyone, etc” but yours was better

    • @MWMTEE
      @MWMTEE Місяць тому +5

      2 joke 2 hilarious

    •  Місяць тому +9

      Joker II: Joke Harder

  • @Theodre_Verany
    @Theodre_Verany Місяць тому +16

    Joker 2 is just another movie guilty of false advertising. They hyped this thing up as Gaga being a co lead and we come to find out that the majority of her scenes were cut according to the critics which will ensure her fanbase is going to be irritated. So not only have you lost the interest of the average movie watcher but the Gaga fans you were relying on to boost the box office income as well. I dont think it will be a total bomb but will definitely not have the commercial or cultural impact of the first movie. Still gonna go see it and hope for the best but I have tempered my expectations

    • @nymphey
      @nymphey Місяць тому

      Damn, I was going to see it with a Gaga fan who didn't like the 1st Joker, but he's the only one I could think of to watch a musical with me. Well, I just hope it's all for the good of the script

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Місяць тому

      That's sad, because her acting is actually really good.
      ...It reminds me of the '90s D&D movie with that one Wayans brother and Jerry O'Connell, where the villain was the best part, but all of the villains best scenes were cut from the movie and DVD extras only.

  • @temjiu9915
    @temjiu9915 Місяць тому +25

    if you think 2000-2010 was good, imagine what it was like in 1985-2000. I don't need to imagine, I was there. Man things were good.
    Games were booming, you could make money in just about anything...stuff was cheap...people of all skin colors actually got along with each other...rock music was in it's prime...men were happy to be men, women were happy to be women...couldn't get better then that. People still talked to each other instead of texting! I know, crazy right?
    only downsides were the shoulder pads and fluorescent colors.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Місяць тому +1

      I know man, I experienced it too, best time to be alive! I'm watching TJ Hooker atm, because modern stuff is shit. Just watched an episode with 4 Star Trek alumni! Great show.

    • @TheEducator89
      @TheEducator89 Місяць тому +6

      Yup. In the last 6 months alone I've rewatched most of Red Dwarf, Quantum Leap, the X Files, Jonathan Creek, and TNG. The 90's ruled.

    • @Sabertooth-l2h
      @Sabertooth-l2h Місяць тому

      Me to 56 here!

    • @SarajevoKyoto
      @SarajevoKyoto Місяць тому +2

      Hey I loved the fluorescent colors!

    • @sebastianbillings7807
      @sebastianbillings7807 Місяць тому +1

      Come home from school and watch Fresh prince of bell air , Batman the animated series. Ride our bikes to the Taco Bell and get like two pounds of tacos for 10$.
      Having to call a girls house and possibly speak to her pops was no fun tho😮. “Can I ..speak to Jennifer ?”
      ‘JENNIFER, some Boy wants to talk to you.’
      I GOT IT dad, hang up!
      *click*
      *talk for three hours until ear hurts*
      *develop actual emotional connection*
      I started dating in the mid /late 90s.. even the “ho’s” type girls, you had to take to putt putt golf or something.
      People usually didn’t just “hook up”- or even if you did, there’s a chance you’d end up dating for a little bit.

  • @raconteurgirl1502
    @raconteurgirl1502 Місяць тому +5

    Nice to see Johnny Law! Love his reviews. Totally love his take on Ep5 of S2 Rings of Puke. Disagree with Drinker. This was not the "least bad" episode! 😋 Johnny & Maulers views match my own. I hated this episode as much as episode 4. As far as I'm concerned it had some of the most abysmal examples of writing we've had to date on this god forsaken show. The entire King Durin speech was utterly and laughably nonsensical. The writers were once again trying to be deep, but this time they demonstrated they are brain-dead as well as being talentless hacks. I have no idea how that entire scene got approved.

  • @kookies5299
    @kookies5299 Місяць тому +10

    That Jonny Law guy was in the same year as me in High School. Top bloke. With a name like that though I guess he'd be a LawTuber. Glad to see he's not though. Best of luck to the lad.

  • @Thin_Mercury
    @Thin_Mercury Місяць тому +20

    I still don’t know what to think of Joker 2 yet. On one hand I don’t like the idea of musical elements but it seems that Gaga’s depiction of Harley is going to be a departure from the girl boss cringe of other recent depictions. We know this because her version of the character is basically just a joker fan girl which is more in line with the spirit of the original. Unfortunately it seems like the majority of her scenes were cut thus leaving her as a relatively minor character despite the false promo that would have you think otherwise. As for critics, I don’t trust their reviews at all because they said the acolyte was good. So I guess it’s just a wait and see situation with Joker 2

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Місяць тому +1

      If Lady Gaga's scenes were cut, that's sad. Her performance in the trailers is actually really good.

  • @Kwodlibet
    @Kwodlibet Місяць тому +18

    1:28:25 - The Orcs "growing out of the earth" was an invention by Peter Jackson. It is absolutely non-canon, in fact it breaks the lore of Orcs being created by Melkor from corrupted Elves.
    In his own words from the "LOTR Behind the Scenes", Jackson loved the idea of corrupted earth spawning Orcs "just like maggots spawning out of rotting flesh".
    In the books Tolkien explains that you had 2 main types of Orcs - smaller ones, used more as hunters and scouts and bigger ones, that were pure warriors. The bigger ones hate the smaller ones and treat them with disdain, calling them "slaves." But, to be fair, they all hate each other.
    Both types hate and cannot endure the sun. They cannot stand direct sunlight for long, it drains their energy, makes them miserable, in the words of Uruk Hai who have seen the normal Orcs suffer under direct sunlight - "you weaklings look cooked!"
    Btw, even the biggest fighting Orcs are still shorter than men and thus much shorter than elves.
    The Uruk Hai are a HYBRID of Orcs and Humans - Tolkien never says it explicitly, but Gandalf talking about Saruman's betrayal hints at it heavily.
    They CAN withstand sunlight, it doesn't bother them at all an they are as tall as men.
    Since it is explicitly said in the books that Orcs reproduce in the same way as other children of Iluvatar (sexually) one may ask - why was creation or Uruk Hai such a big deal? Since Orcs were literally "raping and pillaging" whenever they could, shouldn't those human women give birth to Uruk Hai?
    Well, no - and this is where Saruman's twisted genius comes in. It doesn't take a Human female and an Orc male to make an Uruk Hai, it takes an Orc female and a Human male.
    Everything indicates that Saruman had human males (most likely slaves), breed with female Orcs to make an army of thousands of Uruk Hai and was working at it for long years. Gandalf assumed that Saruman may have started this as a way to fight fire with fire, producing his own breed of Orcs in opposition to Sauron, not to be in league with him. But Gandalf suspected that even in this Saruman's mind was already being twisted by Sauron's power and the Uruk Hai breeding program may have been in fact a clever manipulation by Sauron.
    BTW in the appendix Tolkien mentioned that Sauron knew how to make Uruk Hai and possibly even found a way to make them even bigger - possibly Troll size as there were "Trolls living in Mordor that were resilient to sunlight", but it seems that either Tolkien couldn't make his mind about it, or simply wanted to leave it a mystery. According to him, some of them may have survived the fall of Sauron and scattered across the Middle Earth, but never answers whether they were just regular Trolls or actual gigantic breed of Orcs.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 19 днів тому +1

      Yep, I didn't care for it. He started altering the story after the first movie, way too much. Making Faramir break his promise to Frodo, turning Denethor into a frothing at the mouth insane idiot, the weird floating ghost people rolling through Orcs like a tide... it was just unnecessary.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 19 днів тому +1

      Interesting, I do not remember that Trolls in Mordor were immune ot the sunlight, I thought simply the land was covered in perpetual gloom. But yes, Uruk-Hai are Human-Orc hybrids. There are also Half-Orcs - possibly those where the mother was Human - who can pass for Humans. The ugly guy whom Aragorn spotted in Bree spying on them, was possibly one such person, as were the servants of Saruman in the Shire.

    • @Kwodlibet
      @Kwodlibet 19 днів тому

      @@SwiftNimblefoot You are absolutely correct - altering the events and even the characters isn't too bad in itself - just as long as you don't change their "essence".
      Luckily Jackson was sparse with it, but he did start early, things just got worse and worse as the story progressed.
      My huge personal peeve, that a lot of people tend to miss, is Jackson making Aragorn leave the Hobbits by themselves to be attacked on the Weathertop... - the real Aragorn just wouldn't do it, nor did he in the books.

  • @OzzyHamid-cl2fi
    @OzzyHamid-cl2fi Місяць тому +6

    Awesome panel. We need Disparu as well

  • @Oetam8566
    @Oetam8566 Місяць тому +5

    You guys are crazy. The 2010s will absolutely be remembered as the era of superhero movies. People got tattoos for those, bought them on DVD, and bought comics and trades. They absolutely got their own era.
    We're just watching the part when the era ends.

  • @SumDumGy
    @SumDumGy Місяць тому +7

    I watched Am I Racist? last week. As usual, I agree with Chris Gore’s (independent film) recommendations. This was a lot of fun. Stay for post credits scene!

    • @kaliefaul1905
      @kaliefaul1905 Місяць тому +4

      I wasn't *planning* to see it, because I don't care for documentaries.
      But the controversy around it is beginning to make me reconsider.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Місяць тому

      @@kaliefaul1905 There’s controversy? Not that I’d be surprised but I haven’t heard or seen any evidence of it.

    • @kaliefaul1905
      @kaliefaul1905 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@SumDumGy
      Mainstream critics are straight-up refusing to see (let alone review) the movie.
      Check out the Rotten Tomatoes scores.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Місяць тому +1

      @@kaliefaul1905 I guess they aren’t professionals then but I don’t consider that controversy. We already know.
      Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t have any relevancy for me to ever visit the site. As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t exist. It’s about as legit as those critics you mention.

  • @stephanl2409
    @stephanl2409 Місяць тому +14

    My favourite bit was the dramatic music when a character no one cared about died.

    • @LDOTB
      @LDOTB Місяць тому +5

      This has become one of my favorite ‘tropes’ in modern cinema. It’s honestly never not funny imo

  • @RazorF157
    @RazorF157 Місяць тому +9

    How did no one come up with 12 Angry Orcs?

  • @DavesfromMars
    @DavesfromMars Місяць тому +6

    “My dear Drinkers, Longmen, Nerdrotics and Disparus, Losers and Gores, Shads, Platoons and Reapers. Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday (crowd cheers). Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Drinkers. I don't know half of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

  • @the_aesthete_757
    @the_aesthete_757 Місяць тому +13

    Yay @RealReaper is back!! I still remember the first time I ever heard him on open bar 😂 his off-the-cuff breakdown of season five of True Detective was legendary 🤣🤣🤣 “for NO ONE! Because you thought of NOTHIN!”

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 Місяць тому +1

      Di3d laughing at his rant 😂😂😂

    • @the_aesthete_757
      @the_aesthete_757 Місяць тому

      @@Langley_Ackerman19 ikr?! I love it when he says something that gets Drinker tickled 😂 they kill me!!

    • @DarkHourYT
      @DarkHourYT Місяць тому +2

      It was even better being on that panel with him

    • @the_aesthete_757
      @the_aesthete_757 Місяць тому

      @@DarkHourYT 😂😂😂 I bet!!! Love you guys. I share most of my mornings at the bar… yall make 5 a.m. decidedly less crappy

    • @DarkHourYT
      @DarkHourYT Місяць тому +1

      @@the_aesthete_757 you know "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" was about 5 PM right...

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 Місяць тому +7

    Who are the creators for Gen Z? They are all on UA-cam. Comedians, musicians, independent filmmakers are all expressing themselves here because corporate Hollywood is too risk averse to give that one wacky creative with the off the wall idea a chance.

  • @derekneville8175
    @derekneville8175 Місяць тому +7

    Joker 2 will be probably worth watching because the first one got hammered by the critics

  • @badpexalpha2873
    @badpexalpha2873 Місяць тому +12

    I saw a commercial of some Lego Star Wars thing, and they say in the universe. This is the best story ever told. Is there a better example of Disney’s pathetic attempt to tell not show.

  • @routineproofmusic454
    @routineproofmusic454 Місяць тому +6

    Why is everyone obsessed with which episode is worse or best, they're all awful.

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 Місяць тому +29

    The drinker showed me how to be a thinker not a stinker 🍹

    • @austinrash3963
      @austinrash3963 Місяць тому

      Must be a hard life if u listen and take lessons from these apes😂

    • @VaderPopsVicodin10
      @VaderPopsVicodin10 Місяць тому +2

      ~ Apollo Creed

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 Місяць тому +4

    The “too many plots in a movie” thing isn’t a Beetlejuice thing. Most newer movies, genre ones in particular, suffer from being overstuffed with multiple plots. On the flip side, a lot of “prestige television” suffers from having too little plot. It’s obvious most of those shows started out as a two hour movie but stretched to 10 episodes. It’s as if movie producers and tv showrunners should switch places.

  • @J.Hermansson
    @J.Hermansson Місяць тому +3

    Regarding Numenor. The Downfall of Númenor was a divine punishment by Eru Ilúvatar to the Númenóreans for breaking the Ban of the Valar.
    Ar-Pharazôn, the king of Númenor, was coerced by Sauron to assault the Undying Lands which ultimately led to the island's destruction and death of most of its people.

  • @the-hooded-man
    @the-hooded-man Місяць тому +7

    I fear a Rings Of Power musical episode. 🎵 I'm just an Orc whose intentions are good. Oh Dark Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.🎵

    • @Sphoonx
      @Sphoonx Місяць тому +2

      tudududududududuu tududududuuuuuduuuuu

    • @the-hooded-man
      @the-hooded-man Місяць тому +1

      @@Sphoonx 😂😂😂

  • @eurodoc6343
    @eurodoc6343 Місяць тому +5

    I seem to recall somewhere in Tolkien's writing that orcs are spawned, not really born, but I could be wrong.

  • @strambino1
    @strambino1 Місяць тому +50

    Joker 2: Are You Joking?

    • @trashfire9641
      @trashfire9641 Місяць тому +2

      @@strambino1 Looks Who's Joking Now

    • @stdamonsbeard
      @stdamonsbeard Місяць тому +2

      Joker 2: It’s Joeover

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost Місяць тому +2

      Joker 2: It's Jokin' Time!

    • @GunShark0
      @GunShark0 Місяць тому +2

      Joker 2: Joke's on you
      😅

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Місяць тому +1

      Joker 2: Joke Harder.
      Jokerz.
      Joker 2: Jokement Day.
      Joker 2: Jokelectric Jokealoo.
      Joker or Die.
      Joke Hustle 2.
      Deadjoke and Jokerine.

  • @pistolbobcat420
    @pistolbobcat420 Місяць тому +16

    So I hear Eden stars Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas, hope Drinker does a review

    •  Місяць тому +4

      He might have to review it a few dozen times first though..... lol

    • @UWV67
      @UWV67 Місяць тому +1

      It might be hard to type up notes with 1 hand

  • @newtpondskipper
    @newtpondskipper Місяць тому +6

    When the giant wave comes to destroy Numenor someone will look right at the camera. Then they will say in a quiet serious voice, " the sea is always right." Then they'll destroy it and that's the payoff for that stupid line from season one.

  • @johnselden9257
    @johnselden9257 Місяць тому +10

    Conan is one major franchise that hasn’t been subverted. And I’d love to see a proper Conan show. The Conan stories from Robert E Howard and the comics that came from his work are amazing.

    •  Місяць тому +3

      The channel Orbital Bacon has reruns of old cartoons and shows, currently there is the LA Conan series on there along with the cartoon as well.

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty Місяць тому +3

      Watch them swap his race and sex.

    • @maldahar
      @maldahar Місяць тому +4

      Conan fan here since forever (gen x). They should leave Conan alone - there’s no way in hell they would do him justice in a time that hates everything alpha male. Just look what they done to Witcher? Best to leave it alone.

    • @SarajevoKyoto
      @SarajevoKyoto Місяць тому +3

      I kinda liked the John Carter movie, I know it made some changes from the books but it's still a fun movie and at least tried to be faithful.

    • @johnselden9257
      @johnselden9257 Місяць тому

      @@SarajevoKyoto I liked it too.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Місяць тому +9

    Eleventy-one years was how old Bilbo was when he left Frodo the Ring after his birthday party.

    • @banhammer3904
      @banhammer3904 Місяць тому +2

      September 22nd, also Frodo's 33rd birthday. Illuminate confirmed!

  • @stdamonsbeard
    @stdamonsbeard Місяць тому +13

    Did Chris say American Psychos Patrick Bateman is an anti hero?

    • @VaderPopsVicodin10
      @VaderPopsVicodin10 Місяць тому +11

      "Impressive. Very nice...Let's see Paul Allen's anti-hero."

  • @atthesummitMTBskills
    @atthesummitMTBskills Місяць тому +3

    Every time I listen to discussion of rings of power it compels me to watch fellowship again!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Місяць тому +1

      It mde me read the books again, I'm about halfway through Two Towers atm, and it's AWESOME!

  • @J.Hermansson
    @J.Hermansson Місяць тому +1

    Regarding the Palantir's. A single palantír enabled its user to see places far off, or events in the past. A person could look into a palantír to communicate with anyone looking into another palantír. They could then see "visions of the things in the mind" of the person looking into the other stone.
    The stones were made of a dark crystal, indestructible by any normal means, except perhaps the fire of Orodruin. They ranged in size from a diameter of about a foot (30 cm) to much larger stones that could not be lifted by one person. The Stone of Osgiliath had power over other stones including the ability to eavesdrop. The minor stones required one to move around them, thereby changing the viewpoint of its vision, whereas the major stones could be turned on their axis.

  • @davidgannon5388
    @davidgannon5388 Місяць тому +6

    OMG!! It was the "hundred-eleventyith" episode!! How did no one notice or mention it???

  • @thundercron77
    @thundercron77 Місяць тому +27

    Always annoying when someone is invited to the bar and they spend their time clearly distracted and not engaged in the discussion.

    • @KorraPokeReactions
      @KorraPokeReactions Місяць тому +9

      Who was it and why was it Jonny Law?
      I feel the same about Tyrone Magnus, btw. He does nothing but sit there yet Drinker invites him multiple times. Ugh

    • @joshuakei8925
      @joshuakei8925 Місяць тому +15

      I mean, sometimes everything you want to say has already been said by the others so you don't have anything else to add

    • @Rew101
      @Rew101 Місяць тому +4

      Ya I hate it when drinker does that!! 😂😂

    • @thundercron77
      @thundercron77 Місяць тому +9

      @KorraPokeReactions Chris Gore seemed distracted during the Rings of Power discussion, looked like he was doing something on his computer, and made zero comments until he signed off. I love Chris Gore and watch Film Threat a lot. Usually he's engaged, so this is an anomaly. But totally agree on Tyrone Magnus. I watch and enjoy his content too, but he's clearly not a fit for the live stream discussion model.

    • @CxerRy96
      @CxerRy96 Місяць тому +5

      I mean, tends to happen with too many people in the call...4 or 5 seems to be a limit unless you want to have one expert per topic

  • @asterik917
    @asterik917 Місяць тому +6

    29:08 horrible take on the Infinity Wars Saga. You can say the movies after endgame weren’t culturally relevant and down right just bad movies but the infinity wars phase of the MCU had the entire world in a chokehold

  • @TheCorona272
    @TheCorona272 Місяць тому +6

    Narya/Nenya/Vilya: "We were the last rings to be created".
    Celebrimbor: "Hold my beer".

  • @J.Hermansson
    @J.Hermansson Місяць тому +3

    Regarding orcs born out of the ground. That's the way they where created, according to Tolkien.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Місяць тому +3

    Panel's thoughts on Beetlejuice 2 start at 58:22 if anyone is wondering.

    • @isaiahbridges7442
      @isaiahbridges7442 Місяць тому +2

      Thank you very much

    • @chernobog9
      @chernobog9 13 днів тому

      Thank you. I skipped it until I watched the movie now I’m coming back to listen. And boy was it a crap movie.

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry Місяць тому +4

    S/O RMB. #TrueNoir
    The ultimate OG who brings us Unity.

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Місяць тому +22

    They have to be deliberately doing everything wrong with Rings of Power. Money means nothing if you have no talent

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Місяць тому +6

      EXACTLY! It’s gotta be a scheme of some sort

    • @Skitdora2010
      @Skitdora2010 Місяць тому +9

      The message is more important than the product. Like paying not for you an audience to like it, but for them to try to teach your kids about sex so they might pull up to your kid in a van and ask kid to get in without your kid screaming and running away. Breaking your child's boundaries and stealing their innocence is priceless and money dump is after them, not you.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Місяць тому +1

      If you have no talent, you can’t be doing everything deliberately wrong.

  • @derekneville8175
    @derekneville8175 Місяць тому +5

    The future will always throw us something different. Thank god

  • @Tacti_cat
    @Tacti_cat Місяць тому +6

    Jonnny Law got the GIGACHAD PC behind him.

  • @CL053DC45K37
    @CL053DC45K37 Місяць тому +6

    Yeah I'm not watching this at all. I hate musicals and turning the Joker into a musical is the most garbage of an idea to me.

  • @MrPozaidon
    @MrPozaidon Місяць тому +4

    The show needs to do the Austin Powers thing, where after the orc dad dies, you cut to his family getting a call telling them their loving dad has died :'D

  • @kolspaz
    @kolspaz Місяць тому +4

    It’s not that they don’t want to define their generation.
    It’s that everything has been put under sponsor control.
    We need straight to disc companies back.

  • @Wakerverse
    @Wakerverse Місяць тому +11

    If I had to rate the rings of power 🤔 I'd give it a

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 Місяць тому +4

      If I had to rate rings of power, I’d ask for the other option.

    • @Wakerverse
      @Wakerverse Місяць тому +3

      @@seafoam6119 well, I never rated it, I just dove head first through the closest window to me, because I felt like that was way more fun 😊

    • @theabhorrentchef7226
      @theabhorrentchef7226 Місяць тому +1

      18 x 💩
      1 x ⭐️
      1 x 🤮

  • @NerdsNeverSleep
    @NerdsNeverSleep Місяць тому +2

    The problem is that this new generation is more about social media clout, youtube, and tiktok. The modern creative landscape has changed

  • @jonnyringo2683
    @jonnyringo2683 Місяць тому +6

    I would rather have my wisdom teeth reinserted into my upper and lower jaw, the wounds allowed to heal and then have it all re- extracted again then watch the Rings of Power any longer.

  • @joostengelsman4755
    @joostengelsman4755 Місяць тому +1

    Open bar's getting better and better these last few weeks 👌

  • @warhound1161
    @warhound1161 Місяць тому +6

    Im honestly more and more thankful people like Tolkien passed away before this because he'd be broken to see this happen to his legacy

    • @DisFantasy
      @DisFantasy Місяць тому +3

      If he has any reason to be upset, it's that his grandchildren are betraying him with the only saving grace being a shit load of money.

    • @warhound1161
      @warhound1161 Місяць тому +1

      @DisFantasy money comes and goes hell it even changes with time but legacy can be forever if preserved I'd say he wouldn't have cared about the money but we'll never know rip Tolkien

  • @Thats_My_Purse88
    @Thats_My_Purse88 Місяць тому +3

    In the states there were news articles (opinion pieces) saying the Joker was going to attract the wrong kind of person to the theater. Basically they were alluding to a tragic shooting in a movie theater I believe in Colorado during once again I believe it was the dark Knight. Back then I believe they saw the shooter was into the joker or some shit.. but yeah go corporate media!

    • @taags
      @taags Місяць тому +2

      They wanted a shooter so bad.

    • @banhammer3904
      @banhammer3904 Місяць тому +1

      It was at a late night showing of The Dark Knight Rises in 2012 at the ghetto movie theater near the Aurora mall. My mom called me the next morning because she thought I might have gone to see it.

  • @MyDuud
    @MyDuud Місяць тому +2

    I just want a joker movie where he acts like the joker! Having Phoenix combat other gangs and climb his way to the top of the criminal world to become the “clown prince of crime” would’ve been amazing to see

  • @erniethomas8997
    @erniethomas8997 Місяць тому +1

    Love seeing Jonny law an that mustache with everyone!!

  • @joel0312
    @joel0312 Місяць тому +4

    GenZ dont watch movies or tv. their entertainment is UA-cam and Video Games. They dont care about cultural relevance because their hobbies are personalized. They like UA-camrs coz it is a personalized form of entertianment, video games are personalized experience, they do interact on-line but that experience is more like advance NPC interaction, they dont even know what other players look like most of the time, the limited face to face interaction changed GenZ perception. They get into old movies or shows coz their parents liked them or youtuners or their games referrence them.

  • @Likwidfox
    @Likwidfox Місяць тому +3

    I watched the movie "Asteroid City" last night, when did Wes Anderson go all Dave Lynch on us? His movies could become very interesting in the future. Well more so anyway.

  • @nebohtes
    @nebohtes Місяць тому +6

    Orc and Mindy

  • @dancampbell189
    @dancampbell189 Місяць тому +10

    The Wild Robot comes out at the end of the month. It's an adaptation of a great children's book.
    Original IP

    • @DisFantasy
      @DisFantasy Місяць тому +1

      Based on the trailer, it reinforces the old cat lady stereotype.

  • @kins1894
    @kins1894 Місяць тому +1

    The Rohan Theme man. Just hearing this brings tears to my eyes

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 18 днів тому +1

    George R. Martin could just write some outlines about how the story ends, let some successor finish it. Or do like Agatha Christie did - when she thought she was going to die as they were caught in the middle of the world war in Syria, she quickly wrote stories where she killed off both Poirot and Miss Marple. When she obviously, survived she put those two in a safe, and told her solicitor to release them to the publishers only upon her death.

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Місяць тому +6

    To quote:
    "I saw the One Eye, Glazing Over!"
    I giggled so very much!

  • @wrylucifer
    @wrylucifer Місяць тому +1

    2:20:18 “Almost like you just have to make a good movie(talking about Deadpool & Wolverine)
    Mauler: “mmm hmmm”

  • @moemama6009
    @moemama6009 Місяць тому +2

    AppleTV makes such good adaptations I wish they would've picked up LOTR IP instead of amazon

  • @ifstatementifstatement2704
    @ifstatementifstatement2704 Місяць тому +3

    GenZ's creators are YOU!

  • @DaveyMan8868
    @DaveyMan8868 6 днів тому +1

    Parasite Eve for PS1 has a great mutant baby boss.👍🏼

  • @robertmilam563
    @robertmilam563 Місяць тому

    Chris Gore I met you at dragoncon, its how I started following all of you guys! You gave me a dirty muppet movie for answering trivia questions lol

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 Місяць тому +4

    Joker 2: Societies Return

  • @papalaz4444244
    @papalaz4444244 Місяць тому +4

    Beetlejuice 2 has just about made the costs back. Everyone I know thinks it is shite.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Місяць тому +3

      I liked it but yeah, it was a lot of nostalgia pandering

  • @davidgannon5388
    @davidgannon5388 Місяць тому

    23:00 - The cornbread line in Aliens was a coincidence. In Alien, Ripley wasn't even mic'd when she said she had some (in response to Parker asking, also un-mic'd, if she had any biscuits).

  • @andrewsmallacombe9468
    @andrewsmallacombe9468 Місяць тому +1

    FFS... the seven and the nine were made at the same time. The seven merely matched the number of Dwarven houses, since Sauron originally intended to snare the Elves (but that plan backfired when he made the One and the wearers of the three - which Sauron had no hand in making - became aware of him and his plan).
    Since the rings didn't dominate the Dwarves, Sauron turned to Men next.
    The writers not understanding the lore.

  • @antraxxslingshots
    @antraxxslingshots Місяць тому +1

    46:25 i could not help myself but draw a comparison to the guy who put out the blame... and his star wars review project😅😢

  • @muppet1184
    @muppet1184 Місяць тому +3

    I thought the dead zone for cinema was January through to December

  • @SumDumGy
    @SumDumGy Місяць тому +3

    The Crow isn’t a remake and Twisters isn’t a sequel.

  • @RonCondon
    @RonCondon Місяць тому +4

    Jonny law is entertaining...has brilliant take . .guy rules

  • @feral7523
    @feral7523 Місяць тому +3

    The Meereen knot? yeah but he also has two loose dragons in Meereen! so they can literally burn any troublesome knot to ash and move everyone west in a few chapters so that's rubbish imo, weak excuse.

  • @noobsmoke79
    @noobsmoke79 Місяць тому +2

    I thought that was Bubs from The Wire in the thumbnail at first 😅

  • @MagicianSul
    @MagicianSul Місяць тому

    16 times.
    Working at the movies I had to watch the last HP movie 16 times. The projection rooms were absolutely full and we had to watch over those rooms because there was always someone who'd cause issues. Like leaving via emergency exit while looking to go to the toilet (this would take them outside of the building).

  • @hitmanmonaghan6633
    @hitmanmonaghan6633 Місяць тому +2

    I was at Dragoncon, there was one Smileo Ren.

  • @zacharymcmillan2788
    @zacharymcmillan2788 Місяць тому +2

    The Hunt For Red Orctober.
    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @chrishilton3626
    @chrishilton3626 Місяць тому +5

    Has Lady Gaga run out of songs to make? Is that why she’s breaking into acting now?

    • @DisFantasy
      @DisFantasy Місяць тому

      She's a ghoul.

    •  Місяць тому +4

      Nah she has dabbled before, American Horror Story and Machete Kills are the two I remember.
      She aint the worst, especially compared to woke actors now who only get the role due to DEI.
      So yeah, the fact Hollywood cut out most of her scenes screams that Hollywood hates a female character not girlbossing all over the male MC.

  • @salldenstudios5033
    @salldenstudios5033 Місяць тому +1

    As far as "new content that isn't sequels remakes or prequels", I'm working on one that'll (hopefully) be pretty good! Still in the creation process, but I'm hoping it'll give our generation something to be able to say "that was ours!" 😅😅 fingers crossed I can pull it off!

  • @mortoopz
    @mortoopz Місяць тому +1

    Too many plotlines in Beetlejuice = too compressed = a bit of a mess?
    Fine, I'll just wait for the directors cut, or whatever version turns out to be an hour longer.