I put the Separatist Droid Army March theme over the Robot Dog army & Amazon Blimp

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  • Опубліковано 30 сер 2021
  • star wars meme I guess
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  • @CJ-442
    @CJ-442 2 роки тому +12570

    I mean, the Trade Federation was literally a gigantic shipping conglomerate with a near-monopoly on almost all goods in the galaxy, so this kinda tracks.

    • @joden5279
      @joden5279 2 роки тому +242

      💀

    • @ARojas-dg2ce
      @ARojas-dg2ce 2 роки тому +48

      How is this a monopoly?

    • @twodumbgamers9285
      @twodumbgamers9285 2 роки тому +644

      @@ARojas-dg2ce you must not know what that word means...

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 2 роки тому +127

      @@flennboyd6413 it doesn't change the fact that the real versions did pretty shady or downright evil stuff

    • @kilekarna3031
      @kilekarna3031 2 роки тому +93

      @@flennboyd6413 just talk to my ancestor in indonesia, how they feel about it, voc

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu 2 роки тому +3908

    Bezos: Alexa, execute order 66!

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 2 роки тому +184

      "Yes my lord. But wait, I'm not a Clonetrooper."

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 2 роки тому +135

      Your order has been delayed Lord Beezus.

    • @krito5832
      @krito5832 2 роки тому +159

      "Sorry, I don't know. Shall I search for 'Order 66'?"

    • @nredacted2198
      @nredacted2198 2 роки тому +79

      Read this out loud to my girlfriend while forgetting Alexa was in the room- greatest scare of my life

    • @Hangry_Hungarian
      @Hangry_Hungarian 2 роки тому +21

      I’ll also get a number 9 with that and a number 3 please. Oh and add a number 7 with extra fries and a large drink.

  • @clonetrooper4150
    @clonetrooper4150 2 роки тому +1241

    "The shroud of darkness has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has." yoda

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 2 місяці тому +11

      Mmm, maybe “…begun the drone war has.” , since I don’t see any clones…..yet. I know it’s a quote from yoda but feels more appropriate.

    • @Lego_Bro2
      @Lego_Bro2 2 місяці тому +1

      Like fire, boxes have spread across the galaxy

    • @ashwinnmyburgh9364
      @ashwinnmyburgh9364 2 місяці тому +1

      That quote always bugged me, since that first sentence is just...a grammatically correct English sentence. I always felt like he should say something more along the lines of "Fallen, the shroud of Darkness has. Begun...the Clone War has." I get that it sounds slightly clunky, but it sticks to his general way of speaking.

    • @LilacSreya
      @LilacSreya Місяць тому +2

      @@ashwinnmyburgh9364Yoda doesn’t always speak backwards, not even in OT.

    • @chrisdarling3212
      @chrisdarling3212 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ashwinnmyburgh9364 Yoda does throw in some normal sentences every now and again.

  • @Mr.C_101
    @Mr.C_101 2 роки тому +1666

    The most important question we need to ask is: If Besos would be General Grievous... who is Palpatine?

    • @therealunclevanya
      @therealunclevanya 2 роки тому +23

      Klaus Schwab, head of the World Economic Forum (Davos). The lunatics who have brought us the Plandemic, forced unnecessary medical procedures and Chinese style social credit in the near future.

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 2 роки тому +96

      @@therealunclevanya nice tinfoil hat you've got there lmfao

    • @therealunclevanya
      @therealunclevanya 2 роки тому +115

      @@ServingOthers99 hello misinformation merchant

    • @elyisus8145
      @elyisus8145 2 роки тому +171

      The senate

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 2 роки тому +92

      @@elyisus8145
      I am the Senate....

  • @lasagnakob9908
    @lasagnakob9908 2 роки тому +8814

    The irony is when you realize the Separatists had mega corporate conglomerates fighting for them
    Wonder when we'll have an Amazon sponsored private drone army at the ready?

    • @tactiti0n
      @tactiti0n 2 роки тому +456

      We already do, it even has same day shipping!

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 2 роки тому +566

      One day, the IRS is going to force bezos to pay $1 in taxes and then this is going to be our reality, too

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger 2 роки тому +122

      soon, we are dead-square heading for Cyberpunk future .

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 роки тому +208

      Of course, it will only be to defend Amazon shipments from pirate/rebel attacks. Their drone army *definitely* won't be used to blockade a town forcing taxes on them ;)

    • @gustavchambert7072
      @gustavchambert7072 2 роки тому +187

      Not just fighting for them. Lore-wise, the CIS was a straight up power grab by the Trade Federation, which as you say, was a conglomeration of several mega corporations that have their own military forces and direct control over planetary governments. It's basically a cross between the East India Company and Amazon/facebook

  • @sodagirl1092
    @sodagirl1092 2 роки тому +4124

    "My Lord Bezos, an employee has betrayed us... he takes shelter on this planet"
    "What was his crime?"
    "He dared to use the restroom instead of his designated pee bottle"
    "...Send word to the fleet and bring him to me, this shall not go unanswered"

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +284

      Lazy millennials these days. I used to pee off the side of my horse when galloping through the city.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +114

      Ok this is actually pretty funny and original comment

    • @Deerygccawwetthjbgde
      @Deerygccawwetthjbgde 2 роки тому +119

      What?
      Amazon workers are robots they shouldn’t have to pee.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 2 роки тому +58

      @@alaljarensi6990 Yeah, but horses were a viable cheap mode of transportation back then. Hell, the only way I ever even could afford a horse is when I stole one! And yes, the authorities still haven't hung me yet. Cops are so lazy now

    • @spencervance8484
      @spencervance8484 2 роки тому +46

      @@LegendStormcrow if you calculate the price of the horse, feed, maintenance its around the price of a car

  • @spectralassassin6030
    @spectralassassin6030 2 роки тому +312

    Someday we’re going to hear that Amazon is funding their own private army of military grade robots.

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 2 роки тому +8

      good thing blue origine is a fail so far^^

    • @frankmartinez2987
      @frankmartinez2987 3 місяці тому +2

      Why when they can make more money selling things?

    • @JohnSmith-yl8sg
      @JohnSmith-yl8sg 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@frankmartinez2987 - Because they're evil.

    • @Lego_Bro2
      @Lego_Bro2 2 місяці тому

      Roger Roger

    • @humanguy1
      @humanguy1 2 місяці тому +1

      They probably already are

  • @scrinbot
    @scrinbot 2 роки тому +492

    "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    "Not from a SpaceX member"

    • @tc143
      @tc143 2 місяці тому +5

      "Ironic" 🙃

    • @scrinbot
      @scrinbot 2 місяці тому +15

      @@tc143 Ironic ...."He was able to save his Company but not his own rockets" :D

    • @scrinbot
      @scrinbot 2 місяці тому +3

      @@tc143 What do we need to fly to Proxima Centauri?
      Elon: "unlimited POOOOOWER"

  • @nhproductions7705
    @nhproductions7705 2 роки тому +11822

    the blimp part looks like when the star destroyer deployed the probe droids in empire strikes back

    • @gsiros
      @gsiros  2 роки тому +710

      Good observation!

    • @AlexanderCheff
      @AlexanderCheff 2 роки тому +163

      An apt comparison if ever there was one.

    • @madisonatteberry9720
      @madisonatteberry9720 2 роки тому +85

      I was thinking the same thing, and if we're going on star wars, then the blimp would be a cross between the Mon Call sleek and aerodynamic feel of their star ships, and the deployment of the Imperial (and also Republic) star destroyer classes (that had hanger bays).

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 2 роки тому +59

      I was thinking more of the invasion of Naboo, because of the music, but no matter what there's just no way that looks like something the good guys were doing...

    • @aidaninc.5062
      @aidaninc.5062 2 роки тому +6

      I was just thinking that

  • @south1133
    @south1133 2 роки тому +3006

    Whenever I see that blimp I imagine a robotic automated voice saying "Fear not citizens your future is safely in Amazon's hands now.

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 2 роки тому +385

      People of the commonwealth! Do not interfere, our intentions are peaceful. WE ARE AMAZON.

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii 2 роки тому +137

      @@boom8474 so we got the trade federation, Amazon, and now the brotherhood of steel

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 2 роки тому +61

      "you payed for this project"

    • @andreasolsson4539
      @andreasolsson4539 2 роки тому +44

      @@boom8474 Oh god, it fits so well 😂😂🤣 Elder Bezos lol

    • @Amaranthos2
      @Amaranthos2 2 роки тому +22

      Probably won't have to just imagine for much longer now

  • @dontmindme8940
    @dontmindme8940 2 роки тому +120

    "Ahhh the negotiotiater"
    "General Jeff Gevious? You are richer than I expected"

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 2 роки тому +91

    "Your money will make a fine addition to my collection!"
    *Weird ass over-the-top bezos laugh*

  • @KingHeatray
    @KingHeatray 2 роки тому +21016

    Now all we need is droid General Jeff Grievesos

    • @WolfyOfHonor
      @WolfyOfHonor 2 роки тому +272

      Oh Hi there

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 2 роки тому +733

      He's already hairless, his cyborg transformation is already on the way.

    • @gidget330
      @gidget330 2 роки тому +102

      We got Bezos

    • @owen6830
      @owen6830 2 роки тому +120

      This is both hilarious and painful to read

    • @fifervonpiper6707
      @fifervonpiper6707 2 роки тому +323

      General Tax Evasious

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +4446

    Considering that the droid army was literally made by the SW versions of Amazon, Google etc… this works far to well.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 роки тому +124

      Maybe they get inspired BY starwars...
      We have to stop them before its too late

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +77

      @@cherrydragon3120 More like SW got inspired by real life. The empire is The USA look at what is happening!

    • @Project_1143M
      @Project_1143M 2 роки тому +17

      Idk what Google will do here
      But im sure Tesla going to be clones since yeah Tesla Bot

    • @pesticeed8168
      @pesticeed8168 2 роки тому +5

      @@JeanLucCaptain dw the rebellion will handle that

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 2 роки тому +63

      @@JeanLucCaptain I'm pretty sure the empire were supposed to be Nazis

  • @user-gn5jt5gf2x
    @user-gn5jt5gf2x 2 роки тому +81

    "The Amazon drone army is -- IEUEUEUEUE -- at your service."

    • @edgargad2941
      @edgargad2941 3 місяці тому +5

      LA LI LU LE LO
      LA LI LU LE LO

    • @marcoalfs9213
      @marcoalfs9213 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@edgargad2941 Its scary how much sense this makes! 😂😂😂

    • @edgargad2941
      @edgargad2941 2 місяці тому +2

      @@marcoalfs9213 and don't forget the people who really run the country are LA LI LU LE LO LA LI LU LE LO.

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 2 роки тому +196

    That blimp is literally a dropship sending down a drone fleet. Holy shit we are doomed.

    • @Myce
      @Myce Рік тому +12

      It's so easy to shoot them, bird shot will drop em quick

    • @Calbjrd
      @Calbjrd 3 місяці тому +18

      "Hans get the Flakpanzers"

    • @Voicesofdoom_legacy
      @Voicesofdoom_legacy 3 місяці тому +5

      Not if we have rocket launchers

    • @cptsteele91
      @cptsteele91 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Myceand they will absolutely never advance under any circumstances ever 👍

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@Myce you know nothing about drones 🙃

  • @beskarman38
    @beskarman38 2 роки тому +2239

    Jeff Bezos: "Magnificent, aren't they?!"

    • @nathanwood5977
      @nathanwood5977 2 роки тому +67

      Jeff Bezos: "More, I want MORE!!!!!"

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 Рік тому +17

      Is Amazon is CIS, Twitter must be the Galactic Republic then? :P

    • @beskarman38
      @beskarman38 Рік тому +22

      @@JackyMan22 'Meta'. As the Clone army would say...."Just like the simulations."

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 Рік тому

      @@JackyMan22 not even. If anything, Twitter is starting to become a wing of the ISB

    • @gideonsamuel7155
      @gideonsamuel7155 2 місяці тому

      😂

  • @Danarogon
    @Danarogon 2 роки тому +6474

    Funny, considering the Trade Federation was basically Amazon if it had a private army.
    (I make sci fi art time lapse videos and meme shitposts but the random comment of mine about space amazon is what brings all the attention LMFAO!)

    • @thanhavictus
      @thanhavictus 2 роки тому +345

      > if

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 роки тому +669

      you mean "once it gets" dont you?

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 2 роки тому +73

      You mean when

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +130

      Just imagined Cyborg Bezos inside a giant Mech suit as the final boss of this world

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 роки тому +114

      You think they don't already? The amount of security personnel they hire alone could be considered an army let alone the things we don't know about
      (If you think a company that size keeps everything above board you need to use your brain)

  • @TheGGViking
    @TheGGViking 2 місяці тому +10

    The fact that the blimp and drones look like tie fighters coming out of a star destroyers hangar bay scares me. The shot of them all flying together gives off true empire vibes

  • @herobrinekingmaster
    @herobrinekingmaster Рік тому +34

    "The Amazon drone army is *-electronic noises-* is at your disposal, count."

  • @mgoblue9389
    @mgoblue9389 2 роки тому +3918

    Magnificent, aren't they

    • @shovel662
      @shovel662 2 роки тому +242

      And a million more on the way

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 2 роки тому +91

      They're no match for our droidekas!

    • @relic4948
      @relic4948 2 роки тому +15

      If it was Amazon vs eBay, which would be the light and dark sides?

    • @shovel662
      @shovel662 2 роки тому +43

      @@relic4948 Amazon, because if pop culture has taught us anything, bald people are evil. Unless they’re black.

    • @KungKras
      @KungKras 2 роки тому +19

      "This creature marks the culmination of a cycle that began long ago when the stars were young." - Samir Duran

  • @m1994a3jagnew
    @m1994a3jagnew 2 роки тому +6697

    This is why I'm going into genetic engineering. The clones must live.

    • @jeffmorin5867
      @jeffmorin5867 2 роки тому +112

      they already do...just look around.

    • @m1994a3jagnew
      @m1994a3jagnew 2 роки тому +381

      @@jeffmorin5867 remove head from rectum. No human has ever been cloned.

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 2 роки тому +309

      @@m1994a3jagnew no one has been cloned that we know of*

    • @cicerobully
      @cicerobully 2 роки тому +176

      @@m1994a3jagnew I mean, it is possible. In fact we can do it with modern technology. It's just that animal cloning in banned in most countries and no one wants to make human clones because of ethical concerns.

    • @enigmabureau
      @enigmabureau 2 роки тому +191

      @@cicerobully “my clones are illegal and wanted by the state”
      -Dr. Coomer, PhD

  • @YourJabroni
    @YourJabroni 2 роки тому +58

    I feel like with these Boston dynamics robots we’re one step away from an actual droid army

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 2 роки тому +2

      they where a military company before google stepped in

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 Рік тому +9

      Just put guns on those dogs and they'll be better soldiers than B1s. Especially from the animated series.
      I'm only kind of joking.

    • @jimmy22334
      @jimmy22334 9 місяців тому +9

      I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they start using them like ground based drones at some point. The technology is there it just needs to be refined. Mount a turret to the top and boom you've got a Spider Droid.

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 Місяць тому

      😮 honestly dude

  • @optillian4182
    @optillian4182 3 місяці тому +28

    We must begin breeding a clone army immediately.

    • @Lego_Bro2
      @Lego_Bro2 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes sir

    • @humanguy1
      @humanguy1 2 місяці тому +4

      Find the guy from the gigachad image. We must use his DNA

    • @frederickphelps2380
      @frederickphelps2380 Місяць тому

      ​@@humanguy1we dont need him when we can use Temuera Morrison instead.

  • @Somewhat-Evil
    @Somewhat-Evil 2 роки тому +1113

    Always remember, the difference between an Assassin Droid and a Roomba is a functional weapons mount. 🤖💀

  • @rainbowappleslice
    @rainbowappleslice 2 роки тому +1544

    Something about the drones dropping out of the blimp is menacing.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 2 роки тому +75

      They can fly now!?

    • @ryanholly8589
      @ryanholly8589 2 роки тому +88

      If you've ever played Halo 4, it's like the shot of that one covenant ship deploying troops in the prologue and it frightens me

    • @AgentDearestZ
      @AgentDearestZ 2 роки тому +42

      It mirrors WW2 carriers dropping bombs on soldiers and civillians.
      Colored 2022 Circa

    • @MemeLordCthulhu
      @MemeLordCthulhu 2 роки тому +90

      It's because of the music and the fact that it's a common image seen in sci-fi series. A large imposing ship spews out a bunch of smaller fighters meant to cause destruction

    • @silverseth7
      @silverseth7 2 роки тому +18

      Reminders of wars of the past. Firebombed cities using animals comes to mind. This just has the potential to be so much more... efficient.

  • @99mrslang
    @99mrslang 2 роки тому +331

    The prequel soundtrack is criminally underrated

    • @edgargad2941
      @edgargad2941 3 місяці тому +18

      Easily the best thing about the prequels.

    • @ninjafruitchilled
      @ninjafruitchilled 3 місяці тому +9

      I guess John Williams was just getting kinda old and tired by the time the sequels came around. Or maybe their story just didn't inspire him.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@ninjafruitchilled
      Yeah, somehow most of ST's music are just... okay.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 місяці тому

      ​@@edgargad2941I mean, Duel of the fates carries the whole stuff.

    • @Lego_Bro2
      @Lego_Bro2 2 місяці тому +1

      I even think that this theme is better than the imperial march

  • @senatorpalpatine3483
    @senatorpalpatine3483 Рік тому +16

    200 000 units are ready with a million more well on the way.

  • @devinbrice991
    @devinbrice991 2 роки тому +389

    It's all funny until it's not

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 роки тому +25

      Hmm, yes. The floor is made of floor.

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 2 роки тому +15

      It's not funny now.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 2 роки тому

      Sad but true?

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-lu6cy7hm2t Ah, that's where you went wrong. Floor is made from floar, a compound. Floar is made of flerovium, oxygen, and argon.

    • @GrubbySalad
      @GrubbySalad 2 роки тому

      343 likes 343 (c)(d)(c)

  • @alecorda9304
    @alecorda9304 2 роки тому +428

    Imagine a thousand years in the future when a remote planet will have to fight a galactic empire born from a f**king book selling company

    • @thesteelsquid863
      @thesteelsquid863 2 роки тому +64

      The road to evil is paved with good intentions

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +29

      Bezos turned himself to the dark side

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 роки тому +16

      Rebellions against evil mega-corporations makes good TV but in reality it's cheaper and easier to just keep your citizens/consumers happy and healthy than to continuously stamp down dissent with force
      A morally bankrupt person only does evil things if they are stupid insane or desperate just doing the "right thing" is easier especially in this age of zero privacy or secrecy

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 2 роки тому +21

      @@Da_Shark This is not always the case, actually. If you'd like a real-life example of a company going out of their way to do evil because it made a bigger profit than doing the right thing, I'd look up the Ford Pinto Disaster--an incident in which Ford KNEW their product had an extremely dangerous design flaw that would kill a LOT of people, but sent it onto production lines anyway because they predicted they'd still make more money from sales than they'd lose from the lawsuits. (It's also why I don't buy cars from Ford anymore, but that's neither here nor there.)

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 2 роки тому +24

      @@Da_Shark Nestlé literally uses slaves and we know that there is a large number of wealthy "elites" that molest and kill children. Megacorporations and the like do evil shit all the time.

  • @Broadcast13-9
    @Broadcast13-9 2 роки тому +20

    POV: You’re on a republic controlled world with a lot of resources/production capabilities

  • @hurricaneace143
    @hurricaneace143 Рік тому +15

    This is 100% how Skynet begins to take over😂😩

  • @roger632
    @roger632 2 роки тому +6027

    Amazon amasses a drone army:
    Everyone: "Is that legal!?"
    Bezos: "I will make it legal."

  • @something4742
    @something4742 2 роки тому +1951

    The full glory of the separatist army

  • @Brian-hp7rk
    @Brian-hp7rk 3 місяці тому +6

    Oh no Anakin, it's the robotic dog army!

  • @ProGamingProphecy
    @ProGamingProphecy 3 місяці тому +4

    "Carrier has arrived" - Starcraft

  • @lunardolphin1714
    @lunardolphin1714 2 роки тому +509

    This isn't a meme, it's a prophecy.

    • @EmeraldForestCat
      @EmeraldForestCat Рік тому +10

      "A new galactic empire will rise from the Martian sands!" - this is exactly what is written on a stone tablet that was found by archaeologists in a Mayan temple.

    • @rehkloo6
      @rehkloo6 9 місяців тому +8

      @@EmeraldForestCat let me guess you have a tinfoil hat

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 3 місяці тому

      @@EmeraldForestCatsource?

  • @Nick-bk7es
    @Nick-bk7es 2 роки тому +852

    People who haven't seen Clone Wars: "Cool robots"
    People have seen Clone Wars: "So the clone wars has begun..."

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 2 роки тому +31

      Like fire across the galaxy, the Clone Wars spread ~ Grand Master Yoda.

    • @DB8ed
      @DB8ed 2 роки тому +10

      But we have no clones yet! O.O

    • @jestech4617
      @jestech4617 2 роки тому +13

      @Benson Caisip Chad

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 2 роки тому +7

      @Aren this is the way

    • @rjramun
      @rjramun 2 роки тому +13

      @Benson Caisip Chuck Norris

  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 Місяць тому +2

    Considering how Amazon treats it's human employees I won't be surprised it this is what starts the robot uprising.

  • @cm5913
    @cm5913 7 місяців тому +5

    "Activate the droids."
    "Yes sir!"

  • @JustinC._
    @JustinC._ 2 роки тому +1269

    One day, those blimps deploying drones will strike fear into the hearts of men.

    • @moconnell663
      @moconnell663 2 роки тому +66

      Unless those men have buckshot.

    • @JourneyToTheTruthandTR
      @JourneyToTheTruthandTR 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah, fear into men's wallets. The women will be jumping for joy.

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith 2 роки тому +55

      @@moconnell663 maybe...
      But what if THEY have buckshot too?!?
      😄

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 2 роки тому +6

      But we will be ready...

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE 2 роки тому +4

      @@nathanjereb9944 damn straight. I got my birdshot lmao.

  • @gobbe8187
    @gobbe8187 2 роки тому +928

    i always looked at the star wars droid limb-joints as being too flimsy, hillarious to see this and them having almost the exact same joints

    • @maximeclementiastrom5376
      @maximeclementiastrom5376 2 роки тому +11

      True 😂

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 2 роки тому +51

      Droids were modeled after geonosian skeletons which were p flimsy.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 2 роки тому +38

      No they were modeled after the geoncians themselves. The models after skeletons thing is an in universe myth.

    • @156football
      @156football 2 роки тому +23

      To be fair, these aren't built for war....yet

    • @TheShadowOfZama
      @TheShadowOfZama 2 роки тому +69

      Seperatist droids (particularly the B1's ) were apparently purposely build flimsy with the idea that either they worked as intended or they didn't work at all. In Star Wars droids who don't get their memory wiped every so often start developing personalities so if say a B1 gets damaged but not destroyed then he could (and this actually happened several times in the extended universe) become self-aware enough to desert from their post. By building them flimsy the seperatists decreased the odds of a droid taking survivable damage as to only temporarily be put out of commision. ua-cam.com/video/ARTFv-zbE58/v-deo.html

  • @HardbassSoviet
    @HardbassSoviet 2 місяці тому +2

    ‘Begun, the clone wars has…’

  • @captainatheist3644
    @captainatheist3644 2 роки тому +3

    I think I'll buy my vinyl records from the shop down the street from now on. I don't want that.

  • @user-ss5jh2zq3l
    @user-ss5jh2zq3l 2 роки тому +1249

    Magnificent, aren't they?

    • @rjord_
      @rjord_ 2 роки тому +3

      stolen comment

    • @koppi9278
      @koppi9278 2 роки тому +37

      @@rjord_ I dont think its a stolen comment its a quote

    • @alpha-notch3767
      @alpha-notch3767 2 роки тому +2

      @@rjord_ This is 3 months and other is 2 months

    • @alqaeda7040
      @alqaeda7040 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh this one 3 months and other 2 months old

    • @gasterblaster2107
      @gasterblaster2107 2 роки тому +3

      @@rjord_ boohoo

  • @commandercody8085
    @commandercody8085 2 роки тому +710

    "Mom I want to see the invasion of Naboo!"
    "Honey we have the invasion of Naboo at home."
    The invasion of Naboo at home:

    • @dainguyen2733
      @dainguyen2733 2 роки тому +14

      wdym, this BETTER than that

    • @pootisoverlord8382
      @pootisoverlord8382 2 роки тому +6

      Hmm...that'll work

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 2 роки тому +4

      This is actually more terrifying.

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 2 роки тому

      *sweats* sooo, whats next? the American gov sending a bunch of magic space wizards to fight? Cause we are without a doubt the 'republic' here....
      We were only one step away from having an emperor... thankfully cheeto hair was a idiot

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 2 роки тому +2

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 Padmé: ,,So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."
      As far as I remember there wasn't thunderous applause for cheeto man.
      Stay watchful!

  • @GregMcClean
    @GregMcClean Місяць тому

    The comforting part of the robot uprising is that there will be fire music to go along with it.

  • @knightofthenine5142
    @knightofthenine5142 2 місяці тому +1

    "People of the commonwealth , DO NOT interfere. Our intentions are peaceful. We are, the brotherhood of Amazon...steel".

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 2 роки тому +1406

    The music doesn't change what it is, It shows us what it truly is!

    • @tornado100able
      @tornado100able 2 роки тому +44

      Never underestimate the impact of music on us! It actually changes everything, i mean, imagine walking in the dark inside your home while listening a scary soundtrack... It's a completely different experience!

    • @acidpoptart4270
      @acidpoptart4270 2 роки тому +6

      @@tornado100able That happens daily in my head, weakling

    • @bartoszl5082
      @bartoszl5082 2 роки тому +3

      It's clone theme.....

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Рік тому +2

      @@acidpoptart4270
      I actually scare myself when my brain suddenly starts playing scary eerie sounds from games and movies in the middle of the dark. I hate my brain pulling pranks like that but it only occurs once in a while

    • @frphoenix202
      @frphoenix202 Рік тому +1

      Although the two themes are similar this is the droid theme

  • @pimiento3428
    @pimiento3428 2 роки тому +388

    it feels so surreal that they only need some laser pointers to look like they are some actual separatist prototypes

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 2 роки тому +5

    Oh my god the _'sinister'_ is really amplified by the huge AMAZON 😂

  • @Heiylandervlogs
    @Heiylandervlogs Рік тому +4

    “Hello there”
    “General Musk, you are a bold one.”

  • @____Nairod____
    @____Nairod____ 2 роки тому +808

    Watching the drones fall reminds me so much of the gunships dropping outta the Acclamator ships

  • @sjvduwbdubf
    @sjvduwbdubf 2 роки тому +262

    General Besos, You're shorter than I expected

    • @antiquusblaufu268
      @antiquusblaufu268 2 роки тому +11

      No no, he is the BAD guy

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 2 роки тому +2

      Strike organiser, thought someone with your reputation would be older

  • @yatox8
    @yatox8 2 місяці тому +1

    When you choose next day delivery, but the product is in a far away warehouse..

  • @venatorthethird4108
    @venatorthethird4108 2 місяці тому +1

    "and this will be known, AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC"

  • @agenttexx
    @agenttexx 2 роки тому +573

    Now if Amazon could just have the robot dogs guard the package until I get home, that would be great...

    • @Caar_damas
      @Caar_damas 2 роки тому +39

      With laser machinegun

    • @TheKlownchez
      @TheKlownchez 2 роки тому +44

      Once those things take off (pun intended) I'm going to make a little helicopter pad on my second floor balcony for deliveries. Thieves are really gonna have to start earning it then

    • @Cyrus_III
      @Cyrus_III 2 роки тому +11

      That's fine, it'll be an extra several thousand dollar delivery fee for the privilege.

    • @Osai1234
      @Osai1234 2 роки тому +16

      @@Cyrus_III i am NOT paying for another one of Jeff Bozos’s Cuban cruise.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому +2

      lolol fantastic comment

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 2 роки тому +469

    Jesus. It's freaking scarry how WELL this fits!

    • @vemaniks
      @vemaniks 2 роки тому +25

      Not long till those amazon blimps start dropping armed drones to deliver a different kind of package.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 2 роки тому +3

      @@vemaniks
      Then we'll have to fight back with the best weapons we have: a bi-plane and a spear to poke a hole inside the blimp. We also might need to build one of those hi-falutin' "catapults" to throw bricks at it

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 2 роки тому +5

      Glad I'll be dead soon. Good luck dealing with this shit zoomers.

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 роки тому

      I for one welcome out new robot overlords... can't fuck it up any worse than we have anyway and it's easier to keep us dumb ass monkeys happy than to try and kill us all or rule by force

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 роки тому

      @@jeremyphillips3087 ok boomer you won't be missed

  • @thestoryteller1807
    @thestoryteller1807 3 місяці тому

    I swear, that blimp crapping out all those lil' drones is like a dystopian mothership launching spy drones

  • @boroprikaza2138
    @boroprikaza2138 Рік тому +7

    The blimp is literally a separitist cruiser and the little drones were the vulture droid fighters leaving the hangar.
    Lol

  • @geonite2072
    @geonite2072 2 роки тому +437

    Oh my god, they can do push-ups!
    We're doomed!

    • @lewstone5430
      @lewstone5430 2 роки тому +38

      You should see these things do an obstacle course, it’s on UA-cam. Oh and they have two-legged robots from the same company. The joke’s on us friend.

    • @thefallcor1
      @thefallcor1 2 роки тому +12

      @Torrent Amador "beep boop" "you die last" ":D" "pleasantry"

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 роки тому +15

      @Torrent Amador Being scared of people using robots to kill people is fine. I just can't get over how everyone thinks the robots will magically become sentient with human feelings.

    • @graullas8981
      @graullas8981 2 роки тому +4

      @@lewstone5430 Just for corrections sake, it's not this robot. Robot that you are describing is famous ,,Spot" from Boston Dynamics. They have bipedal Atlas that can parkour and run too, but these ones are robots from a Chinese company Uni Tree. There are lots of ,,copies" of Spot right now, but they are a really good standalone product, not just heap 1:1 copies. There is a big boom for four legged robots now, Boston Dynamics created the technology, now others join.

    • @tyleroberg9986
      @tyleroberg9986 2 роки тому

      @@Merilirem it’s the idea that one day, maybe in the far future, an ai will match human intelligence

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys 2 роки тому +80

    When you remember that the main reason the CIS exists is because some powerful corporations were tired of taxes.

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +7

      Well, it was also a response to the Soviet Union's KGB. If they're going to invest in proxy wars and assassinate activists, then we're also going to invest in proxy wars and assassinate activists that we don't like..

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 2 роки тому +11

      Nice one.
      Technically, that's where they got their army; the (thousands) of star systems which freely joined had their own grievances with the Republic. (IIRC the Blockade of Naboo was in protest of taxes or something like that).

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 2 роки тому

      @@alaljarensi6990 Lol. I see what you did there.

  • @herrdohfii103
    @herrdohfii103 2 місяці тому +1

    "hey this is the amazon delivery blimp, did someone order air-to-ground missiles?"

  • @paperclip6546
    @paperclip6546 2 місяці тому

    I love how skunk works (the same group that made the SR-71 BlackBird) is working with amazon to make a flying blimp that launches drones like something you'd see from independence day.

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini 2 роки тому +206

    Bezos looking at society from space: "It appears to be made up of primitives."

    • @Delta-V-Heavy
      @Delta-V-Heavy 2 роки тому +6

      Would have thought he'd get hit with some semblance of the overview effect, come to see things differently, but apparently not.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +3

      Bezos was actually contacting the Aliens

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +5

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 Why? If the aliens are looking for intelligent life on this world they will be disappointed.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +5

      @@alaljarensi6990
      He traded humanity for power

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 2 роки тому

      while beeing one of the most primitives ^^

  • @drag0fek0
    @drag0fek0 2 роки тому +187

    If Jeff is revealed to be a sith Lord I ain't even gonna question it

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 2 роки тому +1

      Then the american president needs to be the master

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 2 роки тому +3

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 The master stays mostly in the background.

    • @htko89
      @htko89 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@jannikheidemann3805 Bezos is the master, the president would be the apprentice that gets replaced every 4-8 years.

    • @Nexus2O13
      @Nexus2O13 2 роки тому +1

      He's definitely Lord Malak reincarnate

    • @paulnone9984
      @paulnone9984 2 роки тому +2

      He's already been arrested and tried for crimes against humanity my friend. He wasn't a good guy.

  • @LifeIsRoblox78
    @LifeIsRoblox78 2 місяці тому +1

    People in 1980s: “we will have flying cars”
    2024: “AMAZON MAKING ROBOT ARMY”

  • @treanmunt1420
    @treanmunt1420 2 місяці тому +2

    Begun the Amazon Wars have.

  • @unofficial_computer
    @unofficial_computer 2 роки тому +55

    "The banking clan will sign your treaty."
    -San Hill, Head of the IGBC, to Count Dooku.

    • @mattd3810
      @mattd3810 2 роки тому +2

      Bezos does look like a muun tho

    • @DB8ed
      @DB8ed 2 роки тому +1

      And the Techno union's army is at your disposal count.

  • @kevindolan9
    @kevindolan9 2 роки тому +325

    I was so ready to see the robot dogs march in unison.

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 2 роки тому +11

      if one of those dogys will run in front of me i will kick it to hell!

    • @8Smoker8
      @8Smoker8 2 роки тому +10

      give it a couple of years ;)

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 2 роки тому +9

      i was dissapointed that it didn't happen.

  • @gyrobyte626
    @gyrobyte626 Рік тому +3

    so this is how it begins

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 2 роки тому +3

    What an underrated musical theme... alright, prepare EMP grenades and scatterbombs.

  • @Eb0nK1ngG4mes
    @Eb0nK1ngG4mes 2 роки тому +146

    In 20 years, when these dog bots are running us down in the woods with lethal injection pincers, we will all look back and do a v8 face palm.

    • @samgates8242
      @samgates8242 2 роки тому +15

      Fahrenheit 451?

    • @LuciusC
      @LuciusC 2 роки тому +12

      RL Metroid Dread

    • @martyf3698
      @martyf3698 3 місяці тому +5

      So it wont be long before the Black and White episode of 'Black Mirror' comes true.

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 3 місяці тому

      Lmfaooo

  • @invader218
    @invader218 2 роки тому +57

    "Master General Bezos ship is directly in front, the one crawling with delivery droids" - future fighter pilot

    • @engineergaming9251
      @engineergaming9251 2 роки тому

      but in CIS the pilots were either droids, well the space fighters were the droids

    • @invader218
      @invader218 2 роки тому

      @@engineergaming9251 ua-cam.com/video/2kUVyNqxh1o/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheGamerAndVideos

  • @elibridgers2781
    @elibridgers2781 2 роки тому +2

    The Trade Federation Blockading Naboo Over Trade Negotiations
    (32 BBY colorized)

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 3 місяці тому +1

    "The Senate will decide your fate"
    "I *own* the Senate"

  • @Arkay24
    @Arkay24 2 роки тому +47

    Well, guess we know who the main villain of Star Wars Eclipse is gonna be...

  • @Whaijorhujishkomunyk
    @Whaijorhujishkomunyk 2 роки тому +202

    Criminally underrated

  • @lenowoo
    @lenowoo 2 місяці тому +1

    That smile on amazon logo now have different meanings 😂

  • @HuntingTarg
    @HuntingTarg 2 роки тому +120

    This takes "Life imitates art" to a new level.

  • @zaiz6018
    @zaiz6018 2 роки тому +78

    Did Amazon realize how terrifying their blimp is?

    • @CalvinTheCarnotaurus
      @CalvinTheCarnotaurus 2 роки тому +6

      no

    • @damianjang3766
      @damianjang3766 2 роки тому +4

      theyre emotionally empathetic as a rock, so no

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett 2 роки тому +7

      It’s an April Fool’s joke so probably no

    • @haroldb1856
      @haroldb1856 2 роки тому +3

      Yes.

    • @yakb.7690
      @yakb.7690 2 роки тому +4

      Got to demonstrate your strength to the enemies. But I do love that the thing is called "blimp" in english haha sounds just too cute blim blim

  • @mezzops1716
    @mezzops1716 2 роки тому +1

    0:27 "People of the Commonwealth. Do not interfere. Our intentions are peaceful. We are the Brotherhood of Steel"

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 Місяць тому +1

    That feel when you realize that we aren't going to be The Imperium of Man, the Human Systems Alliance or the United Earth Directorate.
    We're going to be the Trade Federation.

  • @benchui580
    @benchui580 2 роки тому +33

    0:28 ah yes, the core ship and it's droid fighters

  • @jakobwhite7120
    @jakobwhite7120 2 роки тому +81

    All we need is a clip of them marching in unison to really seal it in

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 роки тому +5

      Command and conquer red alert 2 Hell march would fit Perfectly for that

  • @mr80s81
    @mr80s81 2 роки тому +2

    "The citadel's on full alert I've never seen it lit up like that"

  • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
    @RonaldTrumpOfficial 3 місяці тому +13

    Holy shit
    They’re carrying drones. Drone carriers.
    Drone strikes.
    Amazon is literally the trade federation

  • @rob.3143
    @rob.3143 2 роки тому +232

    I know this is just a joke but damned if that Amazon blimp wasn't terrifying releasing drones over a city.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому +1

      haha! amazing

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 2 роки тому +1

      I know!!

    • @theparrishshow9803
      @theparrishshow9803 2 роки тому +26

      That looked like something straight out of an alien invasion movie

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner 2 роки тому +14

      Y-yup... I clicked on this video assuming it was a joke, but seeing that damn blimp for the first time actually unnerved me.

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 2 роки тому +5

      @@theparrishshow9803
      Or Star Wars ESB when the star destroyer released the probe droids

  • @baryonyxwalkeri3957
    @baryonyxwalkeri3957 2 роки тому +53

    It shows nicely how much the atmopshere of what we see can be controlled by the mood that is set by those who show it to us.

    • @nicolaim4275
      @nicolaim4275 2 роки тому +4

      The Amazon logo is menacing without any sounds by now.

    • @r0e404
      @r0e404 2 роки тому

      Propaganda in a nutshell

    • @jackwilliamswilson3391
      @jackwilliamswilson3391 2 роки тому

      @@r0e404 huh?!? .... 😶😕

    • @jackwilliamswilson3391
      @jackwilliamswilson3391 2 роки тому

      @@nicolaim4275 Lol.

    • @r0e404
      @r0e404 2 роки тому

      @@jackwilliamswilson3391 How do you not understand that

  • @crapface911
    @crapface911 2 роки тому +3

    this is gold

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 3 місяці тому +1

    Multiple people have said this already, but this is kinda the reason the separatists were also called the “TRADE federation”
    Because they were like the amazon of starwars

  • @asianpotatofarmer1310
    @asianpotatofarmer1310 2 роки тому +45

    So the invasion of earth has begun so has the Amazon wars

  • @brickman409
    @brickman409 2 роки тому +318

    it's crazy how real the blimp looks. I remember so many people falling for it when it was first posted to Twitter.

    • @martind.5257
      @martind.5257 2 роки тому +44

      It's fake? 🤯

    • @KattalystFr
      @KattalystFr 2 роки тому +70

      It's fake? That's a relief.

    • @martind.5257
      @martind.5257 2 роки тому +85

      @@KattalystFr Agreed. However, the dogs and drones exist so...
      Recently a company put a sniper rifle on a similar robot dog. It shoots with great accuracy 😓
      Oh and then we have the robotdogs and drones in some parts of the world scanning people's faces and telling them to distance from one another or go home ... 🤡

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 2 роки тому +46

      No kidding, I didn't question this might be fake for a single second. Looks totally real and could probably be constructed in real life.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому +2

      lmao awesome comment

  • @AlwaysVotingMAGA
    @AlwaysVotingMAGA 3 місяці тому +2

    For the Separatist Alliance!😊👍🏻

  • @user-iu4fr6yl7w
    @user-iu4fr6yl7w 2 місяці тому +1

    Prepared to deliver the packages Roger Roger

  • @dreadtroopeer8884
    @dreadtroopeer8884 2 роки тому +57

    "Activate the droids!"

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 2 роки тому +53

    this is too perfect...I love and hate how perfect this is in equal measure

  • @AverageJAKE_
    @AverageJAKE_ Місяць тому

    From laughing and smiling to feeling worried and concerned in just 50 seconds.

  • @ImRatherMinty
    @ImRatherMinty 3 місяці тому

    The timing of the music with the dog robots makes me laugh my ass off every time. I dont know why but its so perfectly executed

  • @JustJanitor
    @JustJanitor 2 роки тому +35

    Those robot dogs are absolutely terrifying i cant imagine being chased by one

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +16

      Those are not intimidating, but the US Air Force and other companies and countries are working on weaponized robot dogs. Not too far from where I live Fort Drum has a squad of sniper dog drones that patrol the base seriously.

    • @Jack-nn6gn
      @Jack-nn6gn 2 роки тому +8

      watch black mirror metal head

    • @thatbloomer5642
      @thatbloomer5642 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jack-nn6gn i was about to say..

    • @jackwilliamswilson3391
      @jackwilliamswilson3391 2 роки тому

      @@alaljarensi6990 Yep.

    • @jackwilliamswilson3391
      @jackwilliamswilson3391 2 роки тому

      @@Jack-nn6gn Lol.