Trump’s Crazy Valentine’s Message for Melania, Lara Trump for RNC Co-Chair & Couples Play Hand Hole!
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2024
- Single men and women have been using apps and websites to find love, but lately they have turned back to a very old-fashioned way of finding dates, there has been a big surge in AI-generated companions, Joe Biden, Barack Obama and Donald Trump all took to the internet to wish their wives a Happy Valentine’s Day, Trump has endorsed his daughter-in-law Lara for RNC co-chair, there was a special election in New York yesterday to fill the vacancy left by George Santos, and in honor of Valentine’s Day we have couples on Hollywood Blvd play our new game “Hand Hole!”
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Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@@scottsmith7203 Suozzi is a corrupt insider trader and supports Israeli genocide in Israel. Is that what "voting Blue" means?
Trump flipped a seat once. It was a toilet seat… That counts doesn’t it? 😮
DAMN RIGHT ....BROTHER
Yes, I generally think this was really good. However, he’s about as red as can be and still be blue (lavendar?). I’m hoping he doesn’t become a House Manchin/Sinema.
Thank you New York for voting and congratulations Tom Souzzi 💙💙💙
Jimmy Kimmel never fails
My message to Melania: I like not hearing from ya. Let’s keep it that way🤐
I don’t really care where Melanie is, do you? ❤️🥰😡😡😡🤬🤬🤮💕😍
❤❤😳😱☹️Melania aaatgh I don't care that's for certain 😅
Melanin is missing, and I don't care!!!
She could wash up onto the Jersey shore, and no one would care.
@Geoffreydarcy I'm pretty sure that's exactly how the Republican Party found Trump.
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
4:30 go joe that was sweet
Since you're posting your comment twice, so will I: You won't be losing your Medicaid benefits now, hun... bravo!!
EDIT: Or shall I say your parents cuz you look about eight.
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
Note that the 'love' note was signed 'Donald J Trump', really friendly - obviously a close loving relationship.
A narcissist won't change his rotten spots
😅😂😂
Most likely the love letters Agent Orange sent to Vladimir and Kim were just signed with „your Donald“
Because those were definitely his words so of course he had to make sure that everyone knew he wrote that 🤦🏼♂️
Diapers, syphilis?
My message to Melania is ..... "Get a good divorce attorney and take Donnie Boy for everything he has."
“Don’t get mad, get everything” -Donald Trump’s first wife
they certainly have a prenup. Either way, his net worth should be in the red by the end of this year.
He won’t have all that much left the way things are going
She is just as evil as him
Get that money Melania, while he still has it
Why is George Santos not in custody?
Apparently he's the new whitehouse fashion correspondent. (Who dresses like a British schoolboy)
I doubt he’s any kind of a threat to society, and I suppose they don’t consider him much of a flight risk.
Hasn’t he already been charged? Give him his freedom until he’s found guilty…then you can lock him up and throw away the key.
Good question
@@christopherd5941 - he did con all those people of their money. I think he conned a homeless man who needed to pay for a veterinarian to save his dog's life?
@@chrisrj9871 He’s been charged already, I don’t think he’s been convicted of anything just yet.
I think as long as he’s not deemed a threat to society and not considered a flight risk, he should be able to walk freely until convicted.
He could try to con more people out of more money, but I think there’s far too much attention on him right now for him to try anything like that. I’d imagine the courts would be keeping a somewhat close eye on his assets right about now.
Vote Blue for America and Democracy to Prevail!! 🇺🇲💙🗳
How asinine that you want an old man running the country who has been proven to be not in his right mind, not even from personal observations alone. How scary!!
Are you an illegal getting free stuff or just a goof? Blue and Red are self-serving and corrupt. vote Kennedy
@@loveforeignaccentsWhat? That makes no sense, he didn’t say “vote red”.
@@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk Work on your comprehension skills, son. You're as delirious as old Joe himself.
@@loveforeignaccents Unless you’re around 70 or more, calling me “son” is a bit silly, and an obvious attempt to denigrate.
Leading me to believe you know the red front runner is not only of a diminished capacity, but a deranged one.
Thank you New York CONGRATS...❤❤❤ Happy Valentines day everyone 😊
💙💙💙💙🌈🌿🐶💙
👍👏👏👏
Happy valentines to everyone except Trump
Just wondering which is the higher number, your age or IQ?
@@markmonahan8215 "sheeps" 🤡 😅🤡
The trumpers are triggered! So much losing 😂😂😂😂
@@markmonahan8215trumpanzees know 😉
@@loveforeignaccentskeep crying.
Thank you New York 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
VOTE BLUE EVERYONE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you new york for voting blue and flipping a seat
Trump has to pay women to physically love him, either through hush money or money from marriage.
if that is not the truth don't know what is!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He had to pay his dad to love him, too. Where do you think his greed comes from?
@@whocares2087.1 His dad never loved him and it shows
Ain't enough gold in Fort Knox, truthfully
I won't even get love that way cause im poor as well as a loser.
Only Trump can make a donation opportunity out of Valentine's Day message.
I mean if you saw it in a movie you'd say it was way too exaggerated to be believable. Like 200 other things about orange jesus.
I would’ve been shocked if he didn’t!
@@marvinmartin4692😂💯
He (ghost) wrote all about it in his new "best" seller *THE ART OF THE GRIFT!*
I seriously thought that card was a joke, and went elsewhere to look it up! I really thought someone made it up to make fun of him!
Personally, Appreciation to New York for choosing the blue vote and turning the seat
Now let’s flip the rest of the house!
By a 16 point swing too! That’s a big deal. Mike Johnson’s spin yesterday suggesting it’s not, he’s just as delusional as Trump.
Happy Valentine's Day America . Sending "mon amour" to Jimmy Kimmel, the writers & the viewers. My thoughts to people in Kansas City. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
Eventually humans will move on to a better place and guns will only be a weird and sad historical notation.
It was in Missouri
@@adipsousIt actually is for some of us, in other countries. Yes, there are some guns owned and used illegally, and sometimes some nutter gets hold of one and uses it, but it's usually gang related. This makes a great difference, because it takes the weapon away from most ordinary people's lived experience. Apart from a security police officer at an airport, I have never seen a gun being carried in my country. I think I would be very uneasy in a place with concealed, or open, carry permits, but maybe the fear dissipates after time. Does it? Are most gun owners honourable? I look back over my years as a teacher of students aged 11 to 18 years, and several faces leap out to me as people who should not be near scissors, let alone a firearm.
My thoughts to the idiots that think he's as funny as the laugh track.
Mark seems to not like laugh tracks.
Love to ALL in Kansas City! We STAND WITH YOU ALL!
And all the other scenes of mass shootings this century courtesy of those good folk at the NRA/GOP
😆😆😆😆😆.
Thank you, Jimmy!
Happy Valentine's Day! 💝
"Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side." You call that a love letter to Melania?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
And we haven't seen much of her by his side either.
Did you see how he signed his "love letter"? He signed it donald j trump.
😂🤣😂
Almost as funny as the laugh track on the show.
She never left his side? I think he has to pay her to visit.
Melania..." I love you too, sir"@@alfredgeorge317
Love can never be enough for a man 🤬 who treasures wealth, idolatry and power instead of others. Happy “Valencrime” day. 🤬
Of course Trump wants his daughter in law to run the RNC this what autocrats do
Needs aT in charge of allocation of R funds
I wonder if the republicans have thought about what they may have to do to get funding?
Every morning kissing a giant ring to enter the office car park , perhaps.
Next up.. Ivanka for AG..
@@bettyjones113😂🤣It’s actually so hilarious bc RNC gonna be bankrupt and lose 33 seats bc of it.
Mob boss. Family business.
VOTE BLUE IN 2024!
MAKE REPUBLICANS CRY AGAIN!
Cry is a little exaggerated lol
But, “I want to be loved”!
A new slogan! MRCA!
Make ACCOUNTABILITY Great Again!!
For ALLLĹLĹLL!!
I don't like that. Because it is a reverse of the previous maga republican slogan to vote for trump to make liberals cry. Which indicated that they weren't concerned about the best for the country, or even any political ideal they held, but just to get the other guy or make the other guy cry. Vote blue because it's the best choice for the country. Or vote blue because we have to prevent the maga republican plans. Let's not be as petty and worthless as the magas. Stand for something worthwhile.
Lara Trump looks like an AI pic that comes up when you prompt 'Realistic Muppet Janice".
I really love the Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live segments.
The ones without the fake laugh track?
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show. I am glad George Santos seat turned blue. I did like the last guy with the beard. That was very funny at the end, 😂
Huge win. To bad you lost the house in the midterms.
@@markmonahan8215It will be back blue soon. Get ready to cry again.
His seats gonna turn brown, once he's convicted. Bye George.
@@markmonahan8215 We're coming for you. Run. 🟦🌊
It's the same family business, they've just changed the customer base! It's the "give me money or I'll take it" family business! Their mission statement is, "Everything mine is mine and everything yours is mine as soon as I figure out how to get it!"
😂🤣😭💯
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
Welcome back? Was he gone?
Guillermo, stand up for your family and friends! Don't worry about Anyone else!!! We love you brown bro!!!!
@@Lanwarder No lol, I love Jimmy Kimmel. I always say welcome back. Have a good evening.😊👋
@@Lanwarder He always spams, on multiple channels; it's a copy and paste, with no thought actually put into it whatsoever.
@@loveforeignaccents Oh okay, thx
Why does everyone think that expressing affection for the love of your life should be more on one day than any other? Tell them every day, show them every day.
Awe 💕
Pretentious people do it as a showy performance on that day.
I do
My parents were married for 62 years and celebrated each other every day . Always in love and adorable!
My parents were married after my father came back from the Korean conflict. They are in their 90s and still married. Now that’s dedication. Good examples for us all.
Trump saying he loves someone else besides money and Ivanka is such an obvious lie! 🤦🏻♂️
I wouldn't even say he loves Ivanka, it's more like desire.
More lust than love with ivanka
Who wrote that for him?
Of course Trump loves someone other than money or Ivanka -- himself.
He only truly loves himself...and hamberders.🍔
You make me giggle, Jimmy! ❤😂👍 love from 🇨🇦
Thanks to Canada!!!
Wait...are YOU Jimmy's make believe girlfriend?!😂
@@cheshirecat6518😅
Me too !,, 😂 and 🇨🇦
Ew
It’s only a matter of time before Melania says she has never met Donald, she has photos taken with lots of people, and Donald may have once handed her a coffee.
Doubtful on the last. There’s video evidence she doesn’t like his tiny hands anywhere near her.
And she doesn't even him attractive!
While pointing out his picture describing an orangutan!
Yes, I’ll never forget that one where she appeared to be fawning over PM Justin Trudeau
@@itspersonal3351 -- Oh she definitely fawned. Ivanka too did some side-eye ogling a time or two.
Hey, it’s the Gloryhole game!
A Valentine’s Day classic.
So romantic!
I know I look forward to playing it every single year! ❤❤❤
😂🤣😂😭
They could've stopped holding hands at ANY time lmao at the end
This hand thing is so hilarious😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy Valencrimes, Don!
Gosh, I'm blushing about the couple in the hand game😶🙄😏
Hand hole was _the best_ game yet 😂
Love Jimmy Kimmel show best ever
Not only flipping the seat but flipping the bird on Santos.😂😂😂😂
Dawg this is the best game show so far! Lol 😆 bring this back
Lol, they did save the cake as well as make that wedding memorable 😅😂
I wish there was a full length show worth of this content you start each show with.
There is, you just watch the beginning of each show from the whole week all in one sitting on Friday, and it makes up a whole show. It's called Last Week Fri-day with Kimmy Jimmel
MSNBC might work
Poor Debbie! She deserves a 'good sport' award.
Thank you New York!
Held means Hero in Dutch 😀
... same in German.
Love the video clips. Sometimes they are absolutely hilarious.
This is what maga needs, a sense of humor..., 👏 !!!
Wasn’t sure I liked your show @ 1st…but you’ve convinced me ~ you call ‘em like you sees ‘em ~ Thanks! 😉
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@@Atkirby 😂 not 🤣
The hand hole was awesome!!😂😂😂
Spot on honest and hysterical as always!
St. Valentine is the patron Saint of lovers, people with epilepsy and beekeepers🥰
Thanks 👍😮
George Santos shares what he plans for the future without mentioning prison is just the sweetest thing. You may want to put the book on hold dear.
Jimmy has nostalgia for the meet-cute.
"Thank you Melania for never leaving my side.......Melania?........Melania?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Run Melania run.
Fortunate for that darling Doherty boy, he didn't remove Georgie's lap pillow!
The hand hold game is a keeper! More of that!😂
Doesn't matter if Donald wasn't romantic with Melania because hers to him was 'thanks for the shoes, dresses, hairdos and card.' They are thee same kind of people.
Yep, two money lovin' peas in a pod.
@@Tipperary757 Pod People😊
I loved that Trump signed his "love" note to Melania, as Donald J. Trump. Because she probably has forgotten who he is. She wishes.
I LOVED BLUE!, HELL RED!
Opening guy was close… should’ve said “I’ll get your backdrop.”
Please never retire Jimmy Kimmel - you are one of the only reasons I find joy and hope in life these days
Nice to see a few people who know what love means, not just something you say once in a while to get something for yourself
I like how Santos has a pillow on his lap to cover his belly. He is so pathetic. Thanks Jimmy!
After being told what was going to happen, Debbie sees a hand and ask's, "what do i do?" This man must be a saint.
😂🤣😂
There are many more qualities that men desire besides cleverness. In fact, for a lot of guys cleverness is a turn-off. I kinda like cleverness, but I also like compassion, humor, cuteness, loyalty, artistic expression, and a raging appetite for... things that will get flagged if I spell them out. 😕
I feel sorry for the 2nd couple. I hope they're doing ok now.
Erm Dick's no saint, he held #2's hand, knew it wasn't his wife's hand and then said "Can I cheat?" And didn't let go of the hand until she moved
She is so smart..😂
Trump's valentine says I'm all Melania's fault," and "if you're sick of sending ME money, send it to her."
It’s a stretch to call Trump “blond,” and an insult to blonds everywhere - bottle or real!
It also changes regularly, from blond to strawberry blond to grey.
I believe the politically correct term is "follicly challenged"
He tried for golden hair but got orange😮orange 😡🍊
Hey don’t put him in the strawberry blonde category. We gingers object.
@@Commenting-answeringI agree....signed, a fellow strawberry blonde.
Debbie seemed a little confused about everything! Sweet, but confused.
Maybe she could not stop laughing.
The right is flailing around like a beaten fighter in the 8th round.
Biden is killing it. Best president ever. Play the laugh track now Jimmy hahahahahahahhahahhaha
😂😭🤣😂
@@markmonahan8215 Biden is the best president in your life and that makes you mad since your guy was a complete failure.
Jimmy...come and do a weeks worth of shows in AZ😊
How sweet was Donnies valentine... He asked that we send kind words to our First Lady. Soooo.... Happy Valentines Day Jill Biden !!!😂
Oh the glory of the hand hole!
The fact that the reiki practitioner could not sense the energy of her significant other… should tell you something about how well reiki works.
Smartest comment on here
Why did she say she was sorry to the third guy? Rude, but also why?
Yes was very rude . Not everyone is giant , there are petite people too men and women. Not cool especially if someone's supposed to be in a healing arts job. Cruel comment
Hard to say, but it does reveal the extent of your understanding of Reiki.
@@georgeritmeester4736 Yes, I am well-versed! It is a pseudoscientific modality that fails every double-blinded test.
How is santos NOT in jail.
Waiting on his day in court.
Love you Jimmy! Love your show!
Thanks Jimmy, you make me forget about the price of food, Home insurance, Vehicle Insurance, and other setbacks for several minutes a day.
His laugh track helps you get by for awile. However, the reality of his parties policies sobers you up.
@@markmonahan8215ou are a laugh. 😂
Bye Don.
@@markmonahan8215Maybe move here. Arizona is short of skilled tradespeople - lots of construction , homes and freeways.
@markmonahan8215
Kimmel isn't Republican. How'd you get that so wrong?
Brilliant!
New York you Rock 😊
Best funny guy!
I really love the Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live segments. with AMS99W arriving the best is yet to come, you should know that!
Another AMS99W scam bot post.
New York, that's why they named you TWICE! Thank you lady liberty for VOTING BLUE💙💙💙
For Saint Valentine's day, Putin is so grateful that he sent Trump a jar of hummus:
it's made of Russian chick pea.
Ok I read that as "He sent Trump a jar of HUMANS". I'm dying....but...wait.... that could actually be....hm...
@@kanditraxel Entropy isn't what you think.
lol
@@kanditraxel She keeps repeating this.
@@thaisstone5192 Love hearing from my Russian fans.
I do miss the rolling intro of Jimmy Kimmel with those dulcet tones. Please bring it back.
The Best show on earth! ❤❤❤
Best laugh track ever
@@markmonahan8215biggest troll ever.
Donald and his 3rd wife have something you just can't put a price on, but if you could it would have to start at $20.24
😂
he's already given his 4th wife 6 million bucks for losing him 83 million, so $20.24 per head is a way of using the third wife to fund the fourth.
Enterprising scheme.
😍😝🤑😫💔
Can we pre-order Santos’ book? No? Great news!
lol i thought when you said even the ones making love in our audience, a camera was going to pan over to Bobert.
Excellent!
The 2nd Couple’s Hand Hole ending was hilarious ! Looked like a Hilarious Divorce ! LOL ! 🤣😂😅
😘We had the TV on... 👍
Last couple: @14:12 after holding hand #3, Maria said, "I'm really sorry to whoever that is" what's she was implying? 😳😲 smh
I feel sorry for her comment. He looked like a happy, kind, good looking dude 😍
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Thank you New York!🙂🫶🏻
It's so romantic, warm and fuzzy that he signs his message to his loving wife "Donald J. Trump". And then asks for donations. What a guy!
I concurr! THANK YOU New York!! Vote 🗳 ☑️ 🗳 ☑️ 🗳 ☑️ 🗳 💙💙💙💙💙
Seek help and have your emoji addiction treated!
Michelle Obama for President
Love is often signified by an arrow through the heart. donnie, I love you. Now, where's my longbow and poison tipped arrows.
I just want to say that the comments section is almost as hilarious as Kimmel’s show!😂 Thank you guys for making me die laughing!💙🤣😭😂
*Every person participating in Hand Hole was fabulous! You don't get that often...usually there is someone who just doesn't get into it much, probably from nerves. But this one...this one hit them all great.*
Donald signs his Valentine's Day card "Donald J. Trump"... lol.
Every state remember to VOTE BLUE ❤❤❤❤❤
I wanted that game to keep going