Markiplier simping respectfully for Lady Dimitrescu for 9 minutes straight/Resident Evil

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  • @highwind9984
    @highwind9984 3 роки тому +12632

    Mother Miranda, I must...
    Mark: I MUST PROTEST!!!

    • @ghostly8846
      @ghostly8846 3 роки тому +215

      WE ALL MUST PROTEST!

    • @FayBelleRose233
      @FayBelleRose233 3 роки тому +75

      To be fair he was saying what gamers were thinking at the time.

    • @monadobo4033
      @monadobo4033 3 роки тому +54

      Mark: heisenberg is not my type! Give me to lady dimitrescu and she will make sure that im ready

    • @elainazimmerman5105
      @elainazimmerman5105 3 роки тому +19

      You are so kind to me daughters
      Mark: 😍 hi
      Now let's take a look at him
      Mark: just look at me🥰

    • @LISTENFNFANDDANCE
      @LISTENFNFANDDANCE 3 місяці тому +1

      Should be she says "OBJECTION"

  • @lamoexxc9130
    @lamoexxc9130 3 роки тому +18240

    Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)

    • @Shadowcub69
      @Shadowcub69 3 роки тому +152

      I have to think vacation or I'd cry about it. DLC come on and fix this!

    • @serpentenya
      @serpentenya 3 роки тому +149

      I refused to sell any of her remains and items until the end of the game for max upgrades, she’s with me always 🥺

    • @WorrizEcko
      @WorrizEcko 3 роки тому +54

      Someone’s gonna draw him simping for her like they did to Bonnie in fnaf
      *shivers*

    • @shushles
      @shushles 3 роки тому +20

      mark is a monster fucker?!? 😱😭
      i'm sorry lmao

    • @BirdWord03
      @BirdWord03 3 роки тому +42

      @@WorrizEcko I still don’t understand why ppl used to ship Mark with a fucking animatronic

  • @cara_macchi
    @cara_macchi 3 роки тому +33394

    Lady D: dies
    Mark: I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu
    Item: *Crystal Dimitrescu*
    Mark: * dies of laughter *

    • @minaminastheanimationfan7909
      @minaminastheanimationfan7909 3 роки тому +2247

      You’re laughing, Mark, you just killed the love of your life and you’re laughing.

    • @456rakki
      @456rakki 3 роки тому +1052

      @@minaminastheanimationfan7909 I think he's in denial

    • @Slappap
      @Slappap 3 роки тому +669

      She respected him so much that before she went on vacation she left him a gift.

    • @Dustin_MLG
      @Dustin_MLG 3 роки тому +47

      TimeStamp please Thanks?.

    • @minaminastheanimationfan7909
      @minaminastheanimationfan7909 3 роки тому +70

      @@Dustin_MLG 8:08

  • @stonysheep4364
    @stonysheep4364 2 роки тому +13875

    Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother."
    Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude."
    Lady D: "I hate my brother."
    Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."

  • @waffles658
    @waffles658 3 роки тому +7517

    He really said “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 Рік тому +76

      So... He's a guy who likes Yanderes? Or Mayaderes?

    • @tojienjoyer
      @tojienjoyer Рік тому +258

      he wants the full on watermelon-in-the-thighs carnage

    • @Shadowcub69
      @Shadowcub69 Рік тому +25

      @@tojienjoyer Well that's the way I'd like to go.

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 10 місяців тому +32

      And he claims he's *not* a masochist.

    • @lizzie_is_alive9056
      @lizzie_is_alive9056 10 місяців тому +13

      I mean…
      Who doesn’t?

  • @aksy1430555
    @aksy1430555 3 роки тому +23348

    "Yes mother. Yes mother. YES MOTHER."

  • @nnsrhmdn
    @nnsrhmdn 3 роки тому +27513

    i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"

    • @juleshomevideos6535
      @juleshomevideos6535 3 роки тому +1197

      It's almost like she's still here with us

    • @awildkiru
      @awildkiru 3 роки тому +80

      @@juleshomevideos6535 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vivster-
      @Vivster- 3 роки тому +391

      Now Because of one of the new videos he also showed her a really pretty cave.:)

    • @beancate
      @beancate 3 роки тому +33

      @@juleshomevideos6535 hWHAHAHSHS

    • @funkiebutch9690
      @funkiebutch9690 3 роки тому +313

      You know what, when you put it that way it sounds so romantic. but kinda creepy lol.

  • @randomguy1050
    @randomguy1050 3 роки тому +12173

    Lady D: *Turns into dragon*
    Mark: *stills simping*

  • @chargerman440
    @chargerman440 2 роки тому +2981

    Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!”
    Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”

  • @italucenaz
    @italucenaz 3 роки тому +2051

    I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her

  • @kurrrwaboyyt4699
    @kurrrwaboyyt4699 3 роки тому +10607

    5:08 "... Because i will hunt you and I WILL BREAK YOU!
    Mark: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • @cursednapmiuq2571
    @cursednapmiuq2571 3 роки тому +16572

    Mark's wide a$$ grin everytime Lady Dimitrescu comes in is so infectious I can't- 😭✌

  • @mrskull3478
    @mrskull3478 3 роки тому +11469

    What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 3 роки тому +288

      And the sound effect that came with the crystal pop up made it better lmao

    • @dodobird7274
      @dodobird7274 3 роки тому +87

      That part kills me everytime XD

    • @tereza1959
      @tereza1959 Рік тому +52

      The comedic timing was perfect

    • @invisiblevampire
      @invisiblevampire 7 місяців тому +9

      Me and my little brother watched that scene and just died of laughter

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads 3 роки тому +7127

    You know, Mark’s more respectful about this then I was. In the demo, when she killed me, I just reflexively said “Mommy.”

    • @shizenkv
      @shizenkv 2 роки тому +568

      same, my first reaction to the trailer when seeing her claws was "damn, she ever get freaky with those things?" 💀💀

    • @ponkun1649
      @ponkun1649 2 роки тому +143

      down bad

    • @Paidnotspaid420
      @Paidnotspaid420 2 роки тому +221

      @@ponkun1649 oh dont act like you didnt

    • @user.LCW01
      @user.LCW01 2 роки тому +210

      Same
      That scene with her daughters going "yes mother", I just instinctively said "Yes mommy"

    • @lunathecat4318
      @lunathecat4318 2 роки тому +21

      @@Paidnotspaid420 I didn't, honestly she was terrifying

  • @Anthonymous
    @Anthonymous 2 роки тому +5119

    Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people

    • @browntownsound
      @browntownsound 2 роки тому +341

      been at the peak of the woman shaped summit for a while now. I didn't need this game to awaken anything 😏

    • @hanshi3831
      @hanshi3831 2 роки тому +32

      @@browntownsound lol 😂

    • @CAL112100
      @CAL112100 Рік тому +35

      This has been a standard of beauty since Sir Mixalot.

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 Рік тому +43

      ​@@CAL112100
      Maybe, but I don't think "tall" was part of it.

    • @DMp-xp6mj
      @DMp-xp6mj Рік тому +112

      ​@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.

  • @Weirdgirl213
    @Weirdgirl213 3 роки тому +54149

    Mark carrying around her crystallized remains has the same energy as a widow carrying their spouse’s ashes.

  • @NeverWhorget
    @NeverWhorget 3 роки тому +16280

    I actually find Mark simping over Lady D really adorable and endearing. A balance of lust, infatuation and innocence

    • @MyNameisMessenger
      @MyNameisMessenger 3 роки тому +480

      Right? It’s kind of refreshing.

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 3 роки тому +717

      Honestly after witnessing the horrifying ways people thirst over Lady D I prefer instances of simping like this

    • @gatorade5572
      @gatorade5572 3 роки тому +27

      i’m honestly confused on how it’s refreshing

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 2 роки тому +330

      I mean he’s much more respectful and even shows her crystallized remains her own castle and says “Look babe is your castle! :D”

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 2 роки тому +103

      He carries her crystalized remains around and calls her babe.

  • @mariaf.1732
    @mariaf.1732 3 роки тому +6298

    Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself.
    It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 2 роки тому +565

      okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying

    • @Charharr
      @Charharr 2 роки тому +235

      I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 2 роки тому +244

      I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels.
      Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.

    • @Pluvillion
      @Pluvillion 2 роки тому +107

      My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa.
      Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it.
      She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?

    • @shadow1150zz
      @shadow1150zz 2 роки тому +23

      Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves!
      (I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)

  • @batnick4998
    @batnick4998 2 роки тому +642

    4:12 can you imagine you’re in your room and you look out the window and see mark smiling saying “hi”.

    • @ladymantis
      @ladymantis Рік тому +54

      It’s not giving me creepy peeping Tom vibes tho. Because Mark practically has hearts in his eyeballs. Lmao

    • @hypno9874
      @hypno9874 2 місяці тому +7

      HES SO CREEPY LOL (Just saying that cause he’s funny)

  • @barbfizzle
    @barbfizzle 3 роки тому +26183

    “I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...

  • @apax2901
    @apax2901 3 роки тому +17401

    2:39
    Bela: Yes mother
    Cassandra: Yes mother
    Markiplier: Yes mother
    Fuck I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chaos1336
    @Chaos1336 3 роки тому +7211

    His play through is hilarious, he is gonna hang on to Crystal Dimitrescu for the whole game and it is just funny. He really loves her 😄

    • @b47bobo99
      @b47bobo99 3 роки тому +131

      To quote the Duke. That waistline YES! 🤤

    • @James42_
      @James42_ 3 роки тому +81

      No, it’s to increase his “power”

    • @jorgeperez3227
      @jorgeperez3227 3 роки тому +32

      I sold her remains quick as fuck. But Markiplier was fucking hilarious

    • @emptyricebowl
      @emptyricebowl 3 роки тому +57

      He even puts her in every single thumbnail

    • @wainach9518
      @wainach9518 3 роки тому +16

      it isnt love. its the POWER

  • @delta9685
    @delta9685 2 роки тому +1013

    Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.
    Also Markiplier: 1:46

    • @vixzana
      @vixzana Рік тому +19

      What im sayinggg😭

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 5 місяців тому +9

      Nobody:
      My mind reading this comment: "It's about drive, it's about power-"

    • @Meimoons
      @Meimoons Місяць тому +2

      Did he stay hungry and devour?

    • @guniverse.5847
      @guniverse.5847 Місяць тому +4

      Put in the work, put in the hours?

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 3 роки тому +477

    I love the little panicked giggle he does when she starts storming towards him

    • @ladymantis
      @ladymantis Рік тому +21

      Lol. Like, “No…stop…don’t…PUNISH me…”. 😉😏

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 9 місяців тому +23

      ​@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.

  • @milkandcookies720
    @milkandcookies720 3 роки тому +30414

    other guys: simps because of Lady Dimitrescu's large features
    Mark: simps because of THE POWER

    • @Dareuseguns
      @Dareuseguns 3 роки тому +1983

      Strong women are so pretty,,

    • @zeghuy4082
      @zeghuy4082 3 роки тому +1219

      Like just mark say: "i like strong women"

    • @SupBro-ww9go
      @SupBro-ww9go 3 роки тому +341

      With me it's cos she's tall

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 3 роки тому +122

      Of course her assets are important too..
      *...* ❤ 👍
      *Oh LOVE her assets ...*

    • @unslaadkrosis9435
      @unslaadkrosis9435 3 роки тому +175

      I love her vampireness

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 3 роки тому +6325

    I love how when she's sauntering towards him it genuinely takes him a moment to remember that he has to RUN.

    • @kaseyh8904
      @kaseyh8904 Рік тому +243

      I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures.
      I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.

    • @ladymantis
      @ladymantis Рік тому +25

      He’s all 🤤 lol

    • @ladymantis
      @ladymantis Рік тому +12

      And 😍😍😍😍

    • @ILoveAnime10
      @ILoveAnime10 Рік тому +2

      @@ladymantis hmm🤨🤨

    • @ILoveAnime10
      @ILoveAnime10 Рік тому +4

      Another good comment

  • @BonesAlexander
    @BonesAlexander 3 роки тому +14739

    Getting an achievement for carrying her remains to the end would be so funny.

    • @Scottsshow
      @Scottsshow 3 роки тому +961

      It’s could be the simp achievement or something starting with an s

    • @jcherrax
      @jcherrax 3 роки тому +352

      Achievement unlocked the ultimate simp 100g

    • @namjoonsbitch8943
      @namjoonsbitch8943 3 роки тому +671

      What if it said "Achievement Unlocked: Mommy issues" 😂😂 IDK about you but I'd be GONE

    • @-Panna-
      @-Panna- 3 роки тому +319

      Achievement Unlocked: "As you wish, Mother." 😂

    • @thefinalfrontear
      @thefinalfrontear 2 роки тому +155

      Achievement Unlocked: “Ultimate Respect”

  • @shadetee234
    @shadetee234 2 роки тому +532

    Mark is really the embodiment of "Mommy! Sorry, mommy!" and masochism all combined in a tiny package

  • @honeybee8299
    @honeybee8299 3 роки тому +399

    Lady Dimitrescu : *exists*
    Markiplier : its about drive *its about power* we stay hungry we devour

  • @prettyspectrum6371
    @prettyspectrum6371 3 роки тому +28078

    Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him
    Mark : owo *happy masochist noises*
    "That's some respectful power right there"

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 роки тому +1247

      "I just wanna see how much my body can take"

    • @violetmagic13
      @violetmagic13 3 роки тому +591

      happy masochist noises 😭😭

    • @ifeeldeadinsideD2
      @ifeeldeadinsideD2 3 роки тому +180

      Me when heisenberg forces me to sit hurt me make me feel all the pain

    • @janavkumar9808
      @janavkumar9808 3 роки тому +128

      Pain and lady DOMitresque, Mark's two favourite things

    • @billyconnolli8224
      @billyconnolli8224 3 роки тому +36

      *respectable, not respectful.

  • @Choshako
    @Choshako 3 роки тому +9059

    Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.*
    Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏

  • @kayleehammersley7805
    @kayleehammersley7805 3 роки тому +2962

    Mark: kills her daughter "I don't know why she hates me I've been nothing but respectful to her"

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 роки тому +103

      To be fair, he didn't disrespect her, just her daughters

    • @kayleehammersley7805
      @kayleehammersley7805 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @mistress1623
      @mistress1623 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao r/niceguys (mark edition)

    • @raelynm3902
      @raelynm3902 3 роки тому +72

      To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."

    • @calmv3587
      @calmv3587 3 роки тому +2

      why did this comment turned into a serious topic...

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 3 роки тому +275

    I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia

  • @theodorito1478
    @theodorito1478 Рік тому +93

    1:42
    Miranda: "Remember from whence you came"
    Mark: "I'll remember from whence i come- came"

  • @youthisreadwrong2274
    @youthisreadwrong2274 3 роки тому +15120

    He’s the only one that I’ve seen so far that was still simping when she became that dragon, man’s got my respect ✊🏼
    Edit: I guess i was wrong 😏

    • @minaminastheanimationfan7909
      @minaminastheanimationfan7909 3 роки тому +878

      I don’t blame him, that’s an awesome and creepy looking dragon.

    • @theinquisitorisamage1653
      @theinquisitorisamage1653 3 роки тому +578

      There's also Nikki from Girls Play - she went nuts when Lady D turned into that dragon.

    • @forturet4115
      @forturet4115 3 роки тому +714

      Pewds said "ngl im still into it"

    • @haruokinawa4965
      @haruokinawa4965 3 роки тому +202

      Yassss tho I simp for her even when she turned into a dragon I love momma 😀🤠

    • @Slappap
      @Slappap 3 роки тому +30

      I've seen one other haha

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j 3 роки тому +5057

    Mark: "I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu."
    Capcom slaps him in the face with her crystal corpse.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +89

      Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.

    • @qwer58j
      @qwer58j 3 роки тому +49

      @@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.

    • @pokemonsonicgirl123
      @pokemonsonicgirl123 2 роки тому +7

      @@ryanm.8720 Wait, hold on, Wesker made a PSA on the pandemic?

    • @Schnipps
      @Schnipps 2 роки тому +7

      It was such perfect timing on that

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 9 місяців тому

      DC douglas did as wesker. Shit was funny ​@@pokemonsonicgirl123

  • @kuntjo5592
    @kuntjo5592 3 роки тому +6953

    Mark: "I'm sure that's not the last time we see Lady Dimitrescu"
    Narrator voice:
    *That was the last time we see of Lady Dimitrescu*

    • @bachelorchownowwithflavor3712
      @bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 2 роки тому +112

      I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

    • @NfamousKayeGames
      @NfamousKayeGames 2 роки тому +168

      He looked genuinely heartbroken for a split second then tried to convince himself she wasn’t dead 😭 🤣

    • @Popgurliess
      @Popgurliess 2 роки тому +73

      ​@@NfamousKayeGames "c-come on,she's gotta come back at some point,more sexy than ever,right?.....right?....RIGHT?!"

    • @jettthewolf887
      @jettthewolf887 Рік тому +4

      I read this in Ron Howard's voice like from Arrested Development.

  • @Dario_Salvi
    @Dario_Salvi 3 роки тому +208

    "You don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much, so I'm happy to be able to provide the excercise".
    That line is great

    • @Egan-pop
      @Egan-pop 9 місяців тому +3

      😂 Not the only exercise he's willing to provide

  • @KamiMalzahn
    @KamiMalzahn 2 роки тому +131

    7:03 Mark coming face to face with her ass was funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Egan-pop
      @Egan-pop 10 місяців тому +14

      He respects the power of the butt!

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 3 роки тому +3884

    If you guys don't know, he's not selling the dimitrescu crystal lol

    • @Yelloowwwwreddd
      @Yelloowwwwreddd 3 роки тому +94

      Really? Throughout the game?

    • @kiitokurosaki8473
      @kiitokurosaki8473 3 роки тому +49

      @@Yelloowwwwreddd yupp lol

    • @zhonglis5699
      @zhonglis5699 3 роки тому +300

      @@Yelloowwwwreddd its always in his thumbnail ever since he got it lmao

    • @YourIngrownToenail
      @YourIngrownToenail 3 роки тому +46

      @@zhonglis5699 PLS YOU'RE RIGHT!! 😭😭 I watch Jack's game play so I didn't know

    • @boop9430
      @boop9430 3 роки тому +64

      @@zhonglis5699 lmao I didn’t even notice it until I saw your comment and went back and looked 😂 oh my, it is in every thumbnail

  • @skyserythedope3452
    @skyserythedope3452 3 роки тому +3238

    6:41
    Mark casually becomes opera singer

  • @bellos7149
    @bellos7149 3 роки тому +1838

    Alternative title : *markiplier saying hi for 9 minutes straight*

  • @nerdywolverine8640
    @nerdywolverine8640 3 роки тому +282

    His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me

  • @EliteY33t2
    @EliteY33t2 3 роки тому +117

    "you like mushrooms, im pretty much mostly fungus" 3:07 little did mark know how right he actually would be

  • @sinnabon1
    @sinnabon1 3 роки тому +2017

    7:30 "bones, flesh, i will devour all of you!"
    Mark: *literally swoons*

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому +18

      Meanwhile..
      Mark looks at Amy: *wishes he can leave her for a real woman*

    • @anothergg2692
      @anothergg2692 3 роки тому +42

      @@jameswent48 Thats extreme

    • @Trigger__Happy
      @Trigger__Happy 2 роки тому +3

      @@jameswent48 Yea you wish you could get any woman that you don’t have to pay hourly

  • @hilariously_dum
    @hilariously_dum 3 роки тому +4848

    “I’ll remember whence I come- *came* “
    Nice save, but next time do it before you say the full word.

    • @izzymypickle663
      @izzymypickle663 3 роки тому +46

      LMAO😭

    • @Clearskies3848
      @Clearskies3848 3 роки тому +30

      Lol I don’t get it. All he did was say it in past tense after realising he said it wrong 🤣

    • @louvju
      @louvju 3 роки тому +175

      @@Clearskies3848 . . . nobody tell them

    • @mashedpotato8070
      @mashedpotato8070 3 роки тому +133

      @@Clearskies3848 LOL poor innocent child

    • @vienandreitenorio1130
      @vienandreitenorio1130 3 роки тому +44

      Oh sweetie

  • @SUNF4LL
    @SUNF4LL 3 роки тому +14162

    Lady D: *tries to kill Markiplier *
    Markiplier: *opera singer skills activated *
    Edit: how did this get so many likes-

    • @idothehustletoomuch9431
      @idothehustletoomuch9431 3 роки тому +55

      OMGSHSJSJHSHSJS

    • @eveelee4152
      @eveelee4152 3 роки тому +43

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂this comment

    • @FrankKitteh
      @FrankKitteh 3 роки тому +51

      After having the song from cs_italy stuck in my head all night, yes, that sounds like a good tenor.

    • @jasmine0exe24
      @jasmine0exe24 3 роки тому +32

      LMFAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @hasna2012
      @hasna2012 3 роки тому +50

      Gotta impress her

  • @codex8074
    @codex8074 2 роки тому +27

    5:53 caveman discovers fire

  • @batgvtss
    @batgvtss 2 роки тому +75

    His lil grin at 5:15 is golden

  • @sinnabon1
    @sinnabon1 3 роки тому +1583

    "that's some power i can respect"
    TRANSLATION: *im so turned on rn punish me big lady*

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 роки тому +116

      Dimitrescu: ...because I will find you, *AND I WILL BREAK YOU!!*
      Mark: °v° don't threaten me with a good time

    • @sinnabon1
      @sinnabon1 3 роки тому +7

      @@bluebunanimates6590 🤣🤣👌👌

    • @Hesitant_Weevil
      @Hesitant_Weevil 3 роки тому +43

      Mark is all like *“Mmmm yes step on me Lady Dimitrescu”*

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 3 роки тому +3079

    "You like mushrooms? I'm mostly fungus."
    People who know the ending: "Wait, how did you know?"

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 3 роки тому +222

      Mark is equal parts insane equal parts lovable genius
      Im honestly scared a5 some of the things hes just..kinda guessed onto. Its insane

    • @Khann_2102
      @Khann_2102 3 роки тому +79

      Hasn't it been implied since RE7?

    • @megsmacgregs320
      @megsmacgregs320 3 роки тому +142

      I mean, it was pretty obvious. We knew he got infected in 7 and we never saw him get cured.

    • @kiritoxyronie2841
      @kiritoxyronie2841 2 роки тому +21

      Its in the bathroom at the beginning of the game at release ...It was somehow removed soon after

    • @uyeah1234
      @uyeah1234 2 роки тому +11

      Literally anyone with common sense knew he was infected in the first hour of re 7. Mark guessed this way back in re 7 too also.

  • @TriqqyTones
    @TriqqyTones 3 роки тому +2241

    Mark: idk why she's mad with me
    Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"

    • @shakespeareangentleman
      @shakespeareangentleman 2 роки тому +171

      "fat guy with no shoes" TOOK ME OUT 💀

    • @user.LCW01
      @user.LCW01 2 роки тому +65

      Please it's 3 am and I am dying laughing over the "fat guy with no shoes" bit 😭

    • @TheKnifeRaven
      @TheKnifeRaven Рік тому +26

      This has no right being so funny.

    • @friskflowerfell9689
      @friskflowerfell9689 8 місяців тому +3

      HELP THE "fat guy with no shoes" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I’M SORRY

  • @acecorazón
    @acecorazón 3 роки тому +70

    "this is not a sexual thing, it's about power." mark, you are clowning yourself😭😂

  • @shapeshiftinghorsejisung3335
    @shapeshiftinghorsejisung3335 2 роки тому +81

    Lady D: clearly wants to beat the shit out of Ethan for killing her daughters and property
    Mark: *IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER*

  • @bayporwave5328
    @bayporwave5328 3 роки тому +2141

    I love how right after defeating her Mark went straight into denial that she was completely dead.

    • @hellopumpkin86
      @hellopumpkin86 3 роки тому +118

      Acceptance is the first stage to healing. Mark never got there.

    • @willmiester4051
      @willmiester4051 2 роки тому +6

      @@hellopumpkin86 I thought denial was the first stage and acceptance was the last.

    • @hellopumpkin86
      @hellopumpkin86 2 роки тому +4

      @@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol

  • @raylopez9217
    @raylopez9217 3 роки тому +1377

    You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol

  • @Soldierofdoom444
    @Soldierofdoom444 3 роки тому +8426

    RE8 True Ending:
    Mia: "Ethan, why did you bring that weird statue home?"
    Ethan: "You wouldn't understand, Mia...you wouldn't understand..."

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +260

      For a minute there, I forgot the in game character was named Ethan, and I thought you meant Ethan Nestor 🤣

    • @jeannataliesantiago8828
      @jeannataliesantiago8828 3 роки тому +48

      Bruh u forgot ethan is dead eh but i laugh tho😂😂😂

    • @Khann_2102
      @Khann_2102 3 роки тому +43

      @@jeannataliesantiago8828well there's a chance that he's still around but... It's not likely

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 3 роки тому +21

      @@Khann_2102 what about Ethan's model found in the end cutscene with grown up Rose?

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz 3 роки тому +17

      @@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that

  • @leefelix0325
    @leefelix0325 3 роки тому +82

    Mark is really sending us masochist and submissive energy while playing this. What a legend.

  • @Some_Shmuck
    @Some_Shmuck 2 роки тому +62

    Markiplier is the ONLY person who can make simping look cool

    • @Egan-pop
      @Egan-pop 10 місяців тому +5

      Mark drinks his respect women juice daily

  • @andrewwilliams1857
    @andrewwilliams1857 3 роки тому +1259

    5:13
    Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!"
    Markiplier:😍🙃🤪

  • @stxrstruck6755
    @stxrstruck6755 3 роки тому +2136

    Lady D: “AND I WILL BREAK YOU.”
    Mark: “😏”
    Us: “😳😏”

    • @theshape3318
      @theshape3318 2 роки тому +50

      Me: “🤨😳😏🥴”

    • @jonathanjackson4136
      @jonathanjackson4136 2 роки тому +29

      5:15

    • @Xenorvya
      @Xenorvya Рік тому +7

      For me specifically, it's 😐

    • @Xenorvya
      @Xenorvya Рік тому

      @@goti4no820 Apply that to yourself, no one asked you either. Specially after 7 months.

  • @humanperson6495
    @humanperson6495 3 роки тому +2467

    Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.

    • @collig62pg3d5
      @collig62pg3d5 2 роки тому +159

      @Bunbunfam He is filled with DETERMINATION

    • @shakespeareangentleman
      @shakespeareangentleman 2 роки тому +96

      Fr he has killed things twice his size in their full form

    • @chupirusi
      @chupirusi 2 роки тому +15

      Dude I wanna upvote this so bad but we’re on youtube

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin 2 роки тому +20

      De ol' reliable *_C H E M J U I C E_*

    • @Cr1msnF4dger
      @Cr1msnF4dger Рік тому

      That was until that bitch Miranda ripped his heart out and his body started to fall apart

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 3 роки тому +31

    6:41 Mark turning his respect session for Lady D into a romantic tragedy opera

  • @melissamonsivais6707
    @melissamonsivais6707 3 роки тому +52

    Mark: "so special" "yes, mother" I die every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johncarlofernandez2698
    @johncarlofernandez2698 3 роки тому +1394

    Lady D: turns into a dragon
    Jacksepticeye: *visible disgust*
    Mark: 😍

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 роки тому +2285

    Vampires women are supposed to turn mortal men into vampires as well, not simps.

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 3 роки тому +196

      Who said she only turns men into simps?

    • @fattinuggies3571
      @fattinuggies3571 3 роки тому +51

      @@mrcakeday1439 fax brother

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому +7

      What's the difference?

    • @sup7499
      @sup7499 3 роки тому +38

      @@mrcakeday1439 *cough cough* I’m gay *COUGH COUGH*

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 3 роки тому +34

      @@sup7499 I’m gay to. Happy pride month dear Soup.

  • @cringegamerbeep436
    @cringegamerbeep436 3 роки тому +3242

    Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information

    • @Spartain14
      @Spartain14 3 роки тому +485

      It's been a popular theory for a while now. Implied even in 7 how Ethan takes so much damage.

    • @lazydog223
      @lazydog223 3 роки тому +306

      I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own

    • @nocap20
      @nocap20 3 роки тому +168

      Its actually not a conclussion at all, we clearly see ethan getting infected in RE7 and never get cured or Something, its pure logic

    • @lazydog223
      @lazydog223 3 роки тому +19

      @@nocap20 I agree with you

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 2 роки тому +19

      He did that with FNAF too lol

  • @OddNess9339
    @OddNess9339 Рік тому +12

    The best part about this whole playthrough is that Mark kept Lady Dimitrescu's crystal bust for the ENTIRE game, he never sold it.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 3 роки тому +859

    Lady: Cuts his hand
    Mark: Wow!

  • @aaastooges
    @aaastooges 3 роки тому +669

    I cant at mark giggling like a girl when being chased by her. Its like the scene in the dramas when the couple is chasing each other on the beach.

  • @mellooii
    @mellooii 3 роки тому +961

    LD: literally cuts hand
    Mark: mmm yea thats my wound hand

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 3 роки тому +44

      She's testing his limits, just the way he likes it lmao

    • @mellooii
      @mellooii 3 роки тому +14

      @@laurinha2892 plsss this reply is funnier than my comment 😭😭😭

  • @Kwipper
    @Kwipper 3 роки тому +24

    That look Mark does at 5:14 is perfect.

  • @justyoureverydaymysophobe8840
    @justyoureverydaymysophobe8840 2 роки тому +32

    I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39

  • @quieteyes307
    @quieteyes307 3 роки тому +649

    His face when she said “and I will break youuuu!” Was so priceless 😂😂😂

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 роки тому +20

      Something was hard and I’m not just talking game difficulty

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 2 роки тому +2

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin NOOOOOO

    • @markjustinbultron7371
      @markjustinbultron7371 2 роки тому +4

      Something is rising, and it ain't the Shield Hero

    • @nurseaylla
      @nurseaylla 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s simping hard, it’s so funny to watch

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 2 роки тому +2

      I made the same face at the time he did it 😭

  • @meunomeegama4105
    @meunomeegama4105 3 роки тому +710

    mark: ya like mushrooms? because I'm pretty much just fungus

  • @j-j8984
    @j-j8984 3 роки тому +733

    I think we should start a petition for the developers to have a gamemode were your lady D and you just have to endure Mark rambling for like two hours while you're stuck as a crystal

  • @ImAPotato-
    @ImAPotato- 2 роки тому +29

    She was supposed to be a villain but instead everyone fell in love
    *everyone*

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 9 місяців тому +6

    3:17 "Haha, now the shoes on the other foot!", says Mark, as Erhan is strung up, lol.

  • @dabdabthethird2410
    @dabdabthethird2410 3 роки тому +1392

    I just realised that when hisenburg says “lycans and gentlemen” that’s actually... right

    • @cx.ohnokiiii7501
      @cx.ohnokiiii7501 3 роки тому +5

      ?

    • @dabdabthethird2410
      @dabdabthethird2410 3 роки тому +217

      @@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine

    • @donflamingo5685
      @donflamingo5685 3 роки тому +138

      @@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.

    • @donflamingo5685
      @donflamingo5685 3 роки тому +78

      @@dabdabthethird2410 tho she still does use men of course. But it's called maiden's blood for a reason.

    • @dabdabthethird2410
      @dabdabthethird2410 3 роки тому +46

      @@donflamingo5685 true but it also mentions that the women turn into lycans too (also my bad on the wine thing got confused)

  • @moslappa
    @moslappa 3 роки тому +433

    His little “hi’s” 😭

    • @Game_ON_RS
      @Game_ON_RS 3 роки тому +1

      CRAZY MEME REVIEW >> Resident Evil Village MEMEtrescu

    • @10-nova
      @10-nova 2 роки тому

      "Hi....hello..."💀💀

  • @cjbaker520
    @cjbaker520 3 роки тому +811

    "Everything in life is about sex, except for sex. Sex is all about power."

    • @Scottsshow
      @Scottsshow 3 роки тому +36

      And making tiny humans

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger 3 роки тому +1

      i see that reference

    • @ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο
      @ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο 3 роки тому +6

      That's Called rape...

    • @cjbaker520
      @cjbaker520 2 роки тому +34

      @@ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.

    • @MineKurtMininer
      @MineKurtMininer 2 роки тому +2

      THE POWER

  • @TomatoSauce2010
    @TomatoSauce2010 8 місяців тому +5

    Bro smiles at her like a 3 year old getting some goldfish

  • @lordfury18
    @lordfury18 4 місяці тому +6

    Mark: *being respestful*
    Me on first meeting her: *CRUSH ME MOMMY*
    god i'm a degenerate

  • @ayushsbhatt6145
    @ayushsbhatt6145 3 роки тому +589

    "Oh yeah ROSE... Rose my daughter. Almost forgot about her" got me😂😂

  • @tonkotsuramen8453
    @tonkotsuramen8453 3 роки тому +32426

    Lady D: Hang him up
    Daughter: Yes mother.
    Daughter: Yes mother.
    Daughter: Yes mother.
    Mark: *Yes mother.*

  • @DRJY-fe5hs
    @DRJY-fe5hs 3 роки тому +261

    8:10 He just laughed to forget the pain...

  • @MaxineInYourWifi
    @MaxineInYourWifi 3 роки тому +543

    The daughters of dimitrescu: “yes mother”
    Markiplier: “yes mother”

  • @thesmilingdeadguy2888
    @thesmilingdeadguy2888 2 місяці тому +1

    The fact Amy actually bought mark a lady dimitrescu pillow is just icing on this POWERFUL cake

  • @distortedquantity4669
    @distortedquantity4669 Рік тому +8

    Lady Demitrescu: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +435

    Ethan Winters: *Gets brutally smashed to the ground and falls through multiple stories**
    Mark: YOU GO GIRL!

  • @SL33PY_MONK3Y
    @SL33PY_MONK3Y 3 роки тому +532

    His simp meeter went from 10 to 10,0000

    • @osirisjojo6876
      @osirisjojo6876 3 роки тому +17

      My god. It's over 9000?

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 3 роки тому +5

      Respectable.

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 роки тому +13

      "Male voices get deeper when they're attracted to someone"
      Mark's voice when he sees her: 📉

  • @jonnoob1707
    @jonnoob1707 3 роки тому +245

    The bow tie was a nice touch

  • @FallenWisp
    @FallenWisp 3 місяці тому +3

    Mark: "Rose? Who's Rose? Oh yeah, my daughter. I forgot."
    Me: 😂

  • @eieiojklf712
    @eieiojklf712 6 днів тому +1

    Mark: "I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu."
    *[Crystal Dimitrescu]*

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 3 роки тому +518

    Mark: I think it's pronounced Dee-mee-tre-scu.
    Me: No, Dommy-tresk sounds more fitting.

    • @markbriones6308
      @markbriones6308 3 роки тому

      Who is at your avatar?

    • @Znijik
      @Znijik 3 роки тому +8

      @@markbriones6308 Being perfectly honest, I don't know. Just saw that the bags under her eyes were GUCCI, and thought how much it perfectly represents me.

    • @Duhgel
      @Duhgel 3 роки тому +33

      Markplier is right [ coming from a Romanian native here ]

    • @mime514
      @mime514 2 роки тому +1

      @@Duhgel yup, same here

    • @mime514
      @mime514 2 роки тому +6

      I think they were going for Dumitrescu instead of Dimitrescu, but still, the pronunciation is all over the place and i'm so proud that Mark got it right ;)

  • @sleepdeprivedfox9086
    @sleepdeprivedfox9086 3 роки тому +275

    The disappointment on his eyes on 8:02 while seeing Lady D die. Lmao

  • @15Anime4Ever15
    @15Anime4Ever15 3 роки тому +594

    lol mark's face during the scene where she's smashing ethan thru the floor is one of a man who's decidedly trying NOT to reveal how turned on he is in that moment

  • @dwarrow25
    @dwarrow25 3 роки тому +1

    “You like mushrooms?”
    I see what you did there, Markiplier. Don’t think I didn’t.

  • @coriweaver4343
    @coriweaver4343 2 роки тому +17

    I love that Mark can just respect the crap out of even monster Demistrescu. Such a gentleman

  • @lost_nea8858
    @lost_nea8858 3 роки тому +240

    7:03 lmao did nobody notice his double take😂

    • @playerone2305
      @playerone2305 3 роки тому +6

      Hi sister

    • @wangwang4144
      @wangwang4144 3 роки тому

      Ello. It’s me your cousin. Guess the right one and I’ll give you 100 bucks