Markiplier Being a Man Baby for Almost 24 Minutes
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- ΠΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²Π°Π½ΠΎ 5 Π»ΠΈΠΏ 2020
- Markiplier Is a Man Baby, So I took the funniest moments from his minecraft series and smashed it into a 23 minute video of hilarious comdey. Enjoy!
NONE OF THESE CLIPS ARE MINE!!!
Mark, If you see this, Im sorry π€£ - ΠΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π΄ΡΡ
Just a reminder to everyone, this man is an engineer
Hey, almost an engineer
COULD have been an engineer*
was about to be an engineer *
a bio engineer
Just remember this is a grown man engineer π
Imagine Markiplier being the only proof that we existed
Ngl I'd love to see how that'd turn out
I'd be so happy I'd actually cry
What a legacy.
Ya know Iβm ok with that
I would love that
The best part is the very end.
βAnd here lies a stupid squid that couldnβt figure out how to water.β
Time stamp= 23:53
I probably shouldβve looked at the comments before I repeated what you said ππ€¦ββοΈ
How to water: just liquid
π lmao true that
Holy crap tysm for the likes Iβve never gotten that many beforee
I love Lixian. So much.
Lixian has a UA-cam π
@Kendall MacLeod LixianTV!
In the gay way
Or in the non literal way
@@lunaticbyte does it matter?
We stan
Family friendly but disturbing
"Moist" "daddy"
Nailed it
When you put them together like that! eWw~ ππππ
*HuniCast flashbacks*
I hate it when two of my fandoms inadvertantly cross.
@@aTaintedRose Iβm so glad Iβm not the only one who thought that.
@black lives matter All cops are bastards seeing your username made me physically gag
Ngl daddy doesnβt disturb meπ
pewdiepie: has the best minecraft experience
markiplier: has the worst minecraft experience
And then Jack's in the middle
Oof lol
@Necroglobule and jack is irish drunk
And then there's jack, a drunk Irish man πππ
**Laughs in Tobuscus*
This whole video is Mark asking Lixian to help him not get demonitized
edit: i cannot spell for the life of me
D E M O N I Z E D
This just in: Mark does not wish to be a demon
Incognito Noir I-
Demonized or demonitized, either or works ig π€·ββοΈ
@@matsurivirus1814 ah-... i-.. y-you didn't spell that right
I absolutely love Markiplier but every time he does something stupid like breaking diamonds with a stone pick or trying to place water in the Nether it kills a part of my soul every time
Skywing & Dasher Gaming s a m e t h o
I donβt even play Minecraft outside of creative and I even I feel that
when he tried to break the diamonds with the stone pickaxe *my heart hurt*
And he broke his crafting table with his pickaxe a few times
Yay 420
As an engineer, I can assure you, this is 100% how we behave when we're not flipping switches and saying "Hmm, interesting."
My father is an engineer. I second this.
@@t.k.5088 I am an engineering major. I fourth this.
"Need a dispenser here!"
β@@goblinking9695 "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"
Actual title: *Mark slowly killing off our brain cells with his disturbing lack of minecraft knowledge for 23 minutes and 58 seconds*
I mean I wouldnβt make most of these mistakes and I donβt play Minecraft outside of creative
Yeah I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of that LOL
Accurate π©
actual title: *literally markiplierβs minecraft video- just cut up*
Markiplier is a complete and total man-child. But heβs our complete and total man-child. And we love him!
Cameron Loven yes
And Lixian is our complete and total man-child babysitter and we love him too π
Got us in the first half, not gonna lie
IS THAT COMMUNISM I SENSE
@@the_real_kiansmith1 ua-cam.com/video/U06jlgpMtQs/v-deo.html
i think ethan's compliment for mark is the most accurate, "the smartest dumb guy" XD
Also from Wade: "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"
Big brain in the front, Himbo in the back
he needs to stop carrying all his stuff everywhere
it's a chad move
Joseph Waters um quick excuse heβs new to minecraft and doing it for fun
Ikr!? He's so silly
I feel attacked.
Who asked you to butt into my lack of inventory organization?
5:43
Mark: I was thinking-
Literally anyone alive: Donβt hurt yourself.
Imao
Can we just stop and appreciate lixians editing jeez
I thought this said "can we stop appreciating lixians editing" and I almost passed out in pure rage
Heβs a great editor
@@clovercurator7997 same
16:18 you can see the genuine fear on Mark's face when he hears a Ghast for the first time ever.
that reaction is basically me every time i hear a ghast. only difference is i heard thousands. -_-
Hearing the generated voice say βdaddyβ just fills me with unfiltered joy
This is just Lixian experiencing parenthood he has to make sure this chaotic boi doesn't crack open his skull trying to mine obsidian
Worst part is, heβs technically the first person who has to experience the pain of witnessing how big of a mistake Mark makes when he does so obliviously.
mark: I have a shield baby
enderman: π *slaps him in the face*
mark: *screams*
DON'T BUILD A SINGLE BLOCK BRIDGE WITH NO RAILS OVER A GIANT LAVE OCEAN WITH A GHAST 50 BLOCKS AWAY! Unless you only have like a stack of cobble or netherrack buT HE HAD EVERYTHING ON HIM
MrYoongzBias donβt forget at that time he didnβt know about crouching
@@crusader2603 He is reckless. I lost 20-ish levels and about half a stack of pumpkin pie strip mining in the nether. Lava is scary.
I guess the best thing to build over a Nether lava ocean is a cobble tunnel I guess...
Iβm reading this in Zenitsuβs voice
"I'm crippled with indecision!" Me whenever someone asks me to pick something.
I have a friend who rolls a multi-sided die to help with decisions
ββ@@FedUpFancythat's great
(why did you specify it was multi sided, all die are.)
@@MBiz. Lol I meant to specify that it was like a 12 sided die. I was half asleep when I said this π
@@FedUpFancy ah, no problem. I understood you.
Noted: Minecraft cave sounds are creepy as heck when overlaying Siren Heads siren call on it.
And when slowed and distorted
you dont need to overlay siren head. they are creepy nontheless. o-o
@@varjutantsija5607 Oh yeah, good point. Can't wait for the Deep Dark to make it even more so.
Mark is a Very smart guy who chooses to only use exactly three of his braincells in order to drive us insane.
It still hurts my soul when he uses a stone pickaxe to mine diamonds πβ
The worst part is ZP_Sheepy mentioned on this commentsβ section how at the time, all of Markβs tools in his hotbar EXCEPT the pickaxe were ALL IRON...
Mark: Nobody's gonna bother me, ok? that's how-
**Literally dies 2 seconds later
**
AH
AH
AH
AAAHHHH!!!
Mark: I will not be a hermit that lives in a hole!
Grain: 0__________0
Ah, yes. Don't forget Mumbo Jumbo as well
Or Bumbo Baggins
Whoβs this grain you speak of?
WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER
anika kapila alas, you do not understand the culture
*of minecraft youtubers*
FALSEHOOD
the fact this came from a fellow fander makes it better
we love this 31 yr old man child
Title: Mark being a Man Baby for 23 mins
Me at 11:21 : Ah yes, babies having existential crises, iconic.
Thatβs the man part
Music kicks in perfectly
Why do we, humans... TRY to make art? What drives us to do such tasks? The futility, then... must be apparent, and yet we are driven to create... We have to.-
It's almost as if... It's integral to our survival to create works of beauty... Like... This well and this house. I do not know why I needed it to look good and I don't know why I needed to make it at all. Yet, I did. I'm spending an exorbitant amount of time simply crafting a well... that will serve no functional purpose... In the game or my real life. And yet here I am, repeatedly drawing water from a fake river... to put... into a fake well. Am I the fool? ...Or am I wise? Am I here to create? ...Or am I here to destroy?
- Markilier
At first I thought you mistakenly spelled his name wrong and then I started to second guess Myself so I have to ask am I just really stupid or did you purposefully spell his name wrong cause I feel like it was on purpose-
6:22 HAY THATS ETHANS NOISE
I thought you said nose
So true
Dat is ref noise yes
Itβs funny when mark says he doesnβt remember something because everyone remembers him being drunk the last time we saw him play Minecraft and also the famous line β ZOMBIE!β
This part will give minecraft players a heart attack. Just look at his inventory. 13:26
Thatβs DICUSTANG! Lol I looked at his inventory and almost threw up π
I don't play so um- can someone please explain..?
Gacha Allie itβs just really unorganized most people who play Minecraft have the same way of organizing things in their inventory so when a persons inventory looks like that it just annoys them
I'm actually saying that I'm triggered because he has all iron tools instead of a pick so it triggers me
And then he KEPT DOING IT AFTER IT DIDNT WORK
His first home was badass it was meant for mark to live in but he chose to not to live in the hole and just lived in a roofless rectangle
Literally. I couldn't watch a full episode without crying a little at his lack of minecraft knowledge.
I totally loved it! Same with watching 69 episodes of Drunk Minecraft. Literally nothing was done and building a house was not possible for three drunk friends who have not played Minecraft. Totally awesome!
Itβs cute watching someone play a game passionately blind. Except for his big mistakes though, those were emotionally painful to watch.
Lixian has slowly but surely became Markβs growing βvoiceβ of reason and I never want it to stop. 4th wall breaking editors are the real MVP
23:54 βAnd here lies a stupid squid that couldnβt figure out how to waterβ- Mark Edward Fischbach
This is exactly what I needed in my boring quarantine life
(Also why dose this only have 700 something views??)
Not anymore, it's got a lot more now
now it has 189k pfftt
Opposite title: Markimoo being a minecraft noob for 23 minutes and 58 seconds
:p ππ»
He was too drunk to begin with
*"Markiplier being a man baby for 23 minutes"*
the 59 seconds: *You little bi-*
58*
I would like this but it has 69 likes
"Look, I'm not an idiot!" Hdjgkdjg okay
3:41 This is my mateing call.
7:12
* in Eefs voice * "he's humble, and he's.... humble"
He used a stone pickaxe to mine diamond-- NOOOOO
Joseph Waters I thought the lava thing would happen tbh
The moment I saw that I screamed "MARK NO YOU DON'T USE STONE!!!!!"
ZP_Sheepy in this comments mentioned that, all of his tools EXCEPT the pickaxe itself were ALL IRON!
oh man the siren head call plus the cave sounds was absolutely terrifying
I love this! Heβs just hilarious, you did a great job picking the best clips :)
Thank you :)
βI can milk youβ will forever have me rolling and I will never know whyπ
It didn't help by the fact that there was thunder right before 2:33
What
4:39 This is so spooky right here.
Especially the slow-mo distorted and the siren head mix.
14:32 Iβm sorry lmao, I canβt with Lixianβs face omg LMAO best editor, 11/10
how do we vote this for an oscar
Dude... 21:48
YoU cAn'T pUt WaTeR iN hElL mArK!!!!
I laughed SO d*mn hard when I watched that part!! ππ
What do you mean?
Mark's always a man-baby
AND WE LOVE IT!
The last one is my favorite XD
βAnd here lies a stupid squid that couldnβt figure out how to water.β
Mark: we are family friendly
*proceeds to kill a chicken while screaming violently*
literally this whole entire minecraft series, it was just marks ADHD in a nutshell
lixian is a legend give credit to him a and the maker of this video
Mark, unable to drink alcohol anymore, makes the controversial decision to play as though he were drunk anyway.
Did anyone else scream and/or flinch when Mark jumped in the Nether? I literally screamed "NO!" XD
marks such a himbo but we love him for it
At 3:15 he literally looks like Professor Snape π
10 points to griffindor
Jack and Felix: enjoys the game
Markiplier: *pain*
I'm watching this in the middle of the night with the only light being from my fish tank and it just started flickering. I just changed the bulb yesterday. This furthers my belief of my house being haunted.
Itβs been three months, everything okay buddy?
@@dfquartzidn6151 No, the light just keeps flashing at night but works perfectly during the day. Plus the whole tank almost flipped over last nigh.
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Dear God buddy. Your place needs help. I hope everything will be alright one day.
@@dfquartzidn6151 Eh, we'll see. I'm just glad none of my planets have fallen yet, especially Jupiter(it's the heaviest one I have hung up).
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Are they hung up above your bed? If any of them falls on you, it could get serious.
9:13 As he was making his soliloquy about building a better house, he looked into the distance by those two birch trees, and I thought, "Wow there's a decent little place for a house-"
Then the screen went yellow and his voice just boomed in my ears,
" I s e e i t . "
I'm in pain. π
Interesting fact: My aunt actually met him at vidcon once. I didn't know until a few days ago. That might explain why I'm starting to watch him more as there's an unseen connection of gaming and baby faces
me just sitting there for the " *I can m i l k y o u*
17:56 Yes that is a good start! Anyone who watched Skydoesminecraft back in the day knows that squids are pure evil and will kill you if given the chance!
BUDDER!!!!!
Can you do a crankgameplays funny moments? that dudes hillarious
Markiplier content: exists
Glitter part time: I can milk you
Markiplier screaming over gold- the most useless ore in the game- is PURE GOLD.
(ba-dum-shhh)
Dude you picked the best clips lol
I like your profile pic! β¨π€π€
@@kreepazoid1517 I love your username and profile pic.
Everyone: Lixxian is so funny!
Me: 6:07 did NOT expect that-
I mean, it couldβve been a compilation of all the unnus annus videos
Itβs so funny to know mark was once a kid friendly channel-
"Maybe I should just make peath" -Markiplier 2020
Edit: The music behind that speach is EPIC.
also; "Here lies a squid who didn't know how to water." - Mark 2020
i would have also liked "Mark being a Dumdum for 23 minutes".
i was literally talking back like if i was really talking to markiplier, who tried to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe, who created a new world to go see the nether update, and who tried to do that trick where you fall and pour water on your feet so you wont take damage.
yes, im weird
I love Lixianβs editing.
He somehow manages to have a mental breakdown in every single Minecraft video and I love it
1:29 βyum yum yumβ
the fact that he _didnt_ get killed by the enderman after smacking it BAFFLES ME
"I ain't bothering nobody, nobody's gonna bother me" Famous last words...
I love how Mark got scared from ambience sounds
Is it just me or sometimes Mark looks like Sal? Like here at 3:15
Wait- YES!
19:09 Noooo dont upset Lixian
I like how markiplier successfully does the water bucket thing in the one place water no work
Gotta say, for all the dumb things Iβve seen people do on their first Minecraft world, trying to MLG water in the nether is a new one
Markiplier, well known for his manly and professional style
Mark gives off himbo energy, like a 90s, early 2000s movie vibe
"I don't know how far 16 chunks is" **walks maybe one chunk or two chunks away**
No one:
The baby i drowned in the pool: 6:23
why do I relate to this on such a deep level
Alternative title: Itβs Lixian channel and mark is at his mercy
Markiplier: I can milk you
The entire internet: I can milk you
Perfect ending "and here lies a stupid squid that coudn't figure out how to water"
I have one word that will make you uncomfortable:
*moist*
"This is a family channel we don't curse"
me: yeah yeah right *looks at scary game playthroughs of his*
this is my favorite markiplier compilation video.
I am severely agitated at the fact that this video isnβt 23 minutes and 59 seconds long.
May I ask why this video is only 360p? Or is that the fault of my internet? :'D
Why would it be more than 360p?
@@potatotomato7025 Because 360p is blurry AF and most creators post in higher quality?
It's probably due to UA-cam decompression
@@theleehero That's not what decompression is...
The video can be in high quality in the settings and suffer from decompression when there's a lot of small things of various colors moving a lot, like in this video: ua-cam.com/video/BtYKDamqo2I/v-deo.html as you can clearly see, the settings allow you up to 720p
The video being in poor quality is a fault of the creator - in what quality do they download files/record it, what quality does their editing software allow and what they chose during the saving of the footage.
@@3173_Delta Exactly and it's not like Markiplier himself posted this video so you can't expect a professional quality level
βWeβre gonna make magicβ
Oh dear...
3:21 he looks like Katniss everdeen