Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Food & Drink | Michael McIntyre
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2024
- Does anyone ever really know what they're doing when they taste wine at a restaurant?
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“I fell out once “ 😂😂 the line that made me a big fan of his work. This guy is a living legend
It's such a simple line but utterly hilarious
a man on stage speaking about ordinary things like drinking wine in restaurant, order a coffee at 23.30, or how we use herbs and spices and i laugh so hard everbody in the house is awake now... only Michael McIntyre can do that! it was worth it... absolutely GREAT....
Maybe they drinked some coffe at restaurant at 21hours and now they can't sleep ;) Not your fault
so selfish! his next sketch will be about you!!
Billy Connolly can do the same amazing humour
Thanks for using the 24hours system ^^
He makes things that you never think about funny and a realisation of our weird behaviour as humans
Queen Bean and brits
Thats why he is so successful
And when you find yourself in a similar situation you can't help but laugh! People think your crazy! 😂😂😂
REALLY want to like this but it's on 666 and don't want to change it 😂
And ironically, what he says isn't just about brits...we Americans act the same way...guess its the human in us!
I went to the cupboard and made sure all the spices were the right way round after this. Couldn’t sleep with the guilt of one of them not being able to see salt & pepper
😂😂😂😂😂
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Haha
😂😂😂
Lol!
I love the way he humanizes random things.
This is the best thing to come home too after a shit day. Thank you Michael
Couldn't agree more
@deekat3279 Thanks, i hope you have a great day tomorrow and the rest of the week
@deekat3279 things are definitely better thanks. Thanks for the offer though, it's helpful just knowing there are still good people on the earth
I just went into the kitchen and took the wrapper off of a couple of spices I hadn't opened, and several of them that had been neglected and put them on the counter. I'm not cooking anything, I just felt so bad that they hadn't seen the light of day. 10:50 at night, but I think I'll let them have the night out, and tomorrow. The spice girls are partying!!
Mi Sproete you're mad
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I understand lol
😂👍🏻
_My name is Fiiive Spiiice_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ but have you been out of THIS cupboard?
No
Kiki Kolar 😂😂😂
The spices bit is still one of my favourite ever
His situational awareness in humans is second to none, there’s a reason he’s so successful.
Someone should make an animation using the spice cupboard bit!
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@@ElliottIgglesden thank you!
Michael--you are the cutest and funniest comedian I have ever seen.. I live in USA and we have nothing close to you. I LOVE YOU
We all pretend we know about wine 🍷. As usual Michael never disappoint us with effortless joke. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.
He is the only comedian that always makes me laugh, no matter What is going on
That five spice one is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
5Spice!!💃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The embodiment of a true KING OF COMEDY.
You can have a really bad day, but get home and put on Michael M. And everything is absolutely Great again!!!!!! Thanks Michael 🙏🙏🙏
That narrative of the herbs and spices was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I'm going through a lot of trauma and tragedy right now. And I tune into Michael every single day to make sure I laugh every single day. It always works. Thank you, Michael!
I need people like Michael in my life. This is just brilliant
Hilarious ! , a true natural comedian, effortlessly funny, was in stitches !
I love the Dentist skit best but this is close second. 😍😍
I nearly wet myself watching that dentist sketch!! especially when he was trying to tell everyone his name with a numb mouth.........AKEL AKINTYRE......Lol even though it wasn't a true story I felt sorry for him........such a great animated comedian......
@@christinesharland8478 I just had a small laughing fit from just _remembering_ that bit!. That set is phenomenal. I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life of searching out comics and comedians. On my way home from the dentist, I had the experience of trying to explain something medical through a bad microphone/speaker at the drive-thru window of a pharmacy while having a very numb mouth -- almost as frustrating as Ackel's day. Accidentally spat out some wadding.
F.I.V.E. S.P.I.I.I.I.C.E will always be my favorite Micheal joke 😂
Omfg .the amount of thought he must've put on all of sets
i'm impressed, too! lol he basically had a complex dance routine to go with the jokes!
I had to study a few of his acts for my English GCSE’s. He’s quite remarkable.
I don’t know about anybody else but this is the only man who can make me laugh all by my self
Me too 😅😅😅
Also Ricky Gervais. Those 2 are legendary
In my house Salt and Pepper get jealous of Cinnamon and Garlic. 🤣
Love him ,he makes everyday things seem funny.
What I find so appealing about Michael McIntyre is that he doesn't rely on profanity. He relies solely on his wit and observational skills. Clever man!
This guy is brilliant! The great thing is one can watch his videos over and over again. It simply doesnt get boring
While listening to him i actually had a sudden urgence to pour myself a glass of wine 🍷
So here i am, middle of a week, casually drinking wine, by myself.
He is an undisputed Legend making a LOL out of daily chores & normal day to day life.
My belly and my brain always have a good agreement with food jokes. My mouth would always follow them too...
That last part about a bunch of spices is golden!!! 😆😆😆
I love how he can make spices funny. Something usually so mundane. 🤣
TYSM to @Michael McIntyre and all involved in the creation and sharing of this video with all of us! So funny! I also went to my spice cabinet the next day after watching this and intended to turn them all facing forward however in doing so I realized half of them were expired… Lol… So I dumped what I could in the trash (as far as the spices that were expired) and then rinsed and recycled the containers as applicable… And I was really grateful and laughing as I thought in my mind “Thank you Michael McIntyre!” I also thanked my spices and sent them love! 😇🥳💖🌞💐🙃🤪 I pray wonderful, peaceful, joyful, fun and (as applicable) delicious blessings for everybody and everything in the great everywhere! Thank U Universe! ✌🏽🤟🏽🥰🎂
He’s a comedy genius, five spice 😂😭😭😭
”Would you like a book of gibberish” 😂
lol
Damn, he's staggeringly good.
Still crack up at the herbs and spices sketch. Honestly made me feel bad for them just sitting in my cupboard, thinking about how sad they must be
I just love this guy. I Always laugh so hard at his videos even if I’ve seen them before.
Who else clicked the like button before it was even loading lmao! But know you didn’t make a mistake by giving that early like!!!
my dad went through a phrase where he’d put paprika on all of his food
Not Called Greg he went through a phrase?
It goes well in a shawarma marinade!
“I might just go work now and wait there, but it’s Friday, I don’t care” 🤣
Well....it's for sure! You are my favorite funny man! You are friggen hilarious!!! Lmao!
You are hilarious and never fail to make me laugh out loud! 😂
I just felt guilty and opened John West tuna now and ate it.
Rest in peace John!!!
Feelin' sorry for Paprika.....lolol!
This is all so true :-) I was a wine waitress and I've seen so many experts in wines.... Not to mention my own expertise hahahah :-) The most incredible thing is that we keep playing these sensless games... What for?
"the book of gibberish" 😂👍
He's so expressive😂
I'm going to have to replay this, just for the spices at the end!!
Michael, you're a legend. Live your work.Such a tonic 🥰
When he’s talking about not being able to sleep cause of the coffee...
Me: stays up till 2am every night cause why not
I love this guy
Who knew someone could make seasonings in a cupboard SO FUNNY?!!
Wine! Exactly! Finally someone!
My guess is the coffee keeps you awake for "sexytime" after the meal.
Or an attempt to sober you up to drive home
Hello there fellow McIntyres
I’m dying🤣🤣🤣 But I actually can drink coffee and still sleep with no problems. I drink coffee after dinner in the restaurant so I can stay awake before I reach home, especially after some wine😁
That CHEESE! part gets me every time! 🤣
Wish we had more like you Micheal! I love all your stuff!!😂😍
He continues to be great ...... I saw him live last year in Melbourne and his new material is just as good - if not better. LIVING. LEGEND 🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂
it's a great feeling when you pick up the wine list and you've had one of the wines on it previously. i was a god at this point and playing the part i ordered "we'll have the 2010 madfish cab merlot please" with confidence, smiling at the waiter just as my wife said "we're having fish".
LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
The paprika part😂😂😂😂
This man is pure genius! Who can give laugh out loud belly laughs in this great depression of 'world on pause'because of covid and other serious weird shit?
I can listen to him forever.
Amazing comedian, things we can all relate to made seem very funny, genius.
I love his baby body round tummy and face!
"what about you paprika ? ... I fell out .. once ... and then they put me back in the wrong way round" ✌️ HAHAHA ✌️ This guy is LEGENDARY 😎
This guy is the funniest human being😂😂
I was laughing so much.
So true
FIVE SPICE, FIIIVE SPIIIICE! Lol
Brilliant, just brilliant
I adore this content - its so usefull and helpfull.
Lmao the cheese one 😂😂😂
This is brilliant! 😁😁
The cheese one tho lmao
I am so glad I came across a link to see one of Michael McIntyre's videos!! (It was the Bees and wasps video) Much
'I'm John West Tuna, nice to meet you. My wife, tinned salmon'.
Oh god- the wine thing. I remember being in my 20’s in the 1990’s and
having to ask the waiter to give me the wine to taste- they always assumed it was whatever male was at the table, when I was the one who ordered the bottle.
'Who will take the lead role in the bulls#@t production'🍷🍾 😂
The bit about the cheese, hilarious
brilliant !
It's always the paprika. Just the other day it fell out of my cupboard yet again 😂
Aww I felt bad for those spices. Here in Sri Lanka just like salt and pepper every recepie calls for tumeric, chillie powder , five spice cinnamon and so many others. So no one left behind. 😁
Yes, Sharmika. But the modern, middle-class Indian household is also likely to shop for dried versions of oregano, basil, parsley and paprika, and then never use them. The West would do the reverse and ignore cumin and turmeric powder.
We used to hate going to dinner with my aunt (including her own brother my father) because after a long drawn out meal when the waiter asked if anyone wanted coffee she always said yes and we would have to sit there through two coffees while no one else would have anything and THEN she’d order cake for herself. Now we learned to take two cars and just leave
Genius ;)
Observation is *KEY* and Michael is tremendous with it.
Michael Mcintyre for Prime Minister, he would actually realise who and what people are. His conference's and presentation's would be absolutely incredible even Michael being serious, but he wouldn't need to be too much.
Michael Mcintyre you have my vote in confidence.
thanks mike.
The KING of comedy, he should change his title to the KING of comedy.
I HAVE TO ATTEND ONE YOUR SHOWS AND I WILL
4:14 he momentarily turns into Lee Evans
*we know red colour and white colour*
I’ve never clicked so fast 💨
RIIIIGHT!!
CEENTER!!
BACKWARDS!!
FOOOORRWARDSS!!
John West Tuna
lmfao so funny
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I would love this dialogue listen all managers of restaurants and hotels of UK!!!!🤣
Yes .its wine lol
Love the Spice joke!
tuna 😂
4.50 I'm in love