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  • The best of Michael McIntyre Christmas comedy
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  • @dianeyoung2914
    @dianeyoung2914 Місяць тому +280

    Just coming up to Christmas 2024, thought I would cheer myself up with some Michael MacIntyre, his observations are spot on.

    • @bronwyntully6058
      @bronwyntully6058 Місяць тому +9

      Yes I had the same idea, love this man

    • @irenekotarac1346
      @irenekotarac1346 Місяць тому +9

      Totally with you, he's bloody brilliant & l adore him & totally relate. I'm from Canada & needed something to cheer me up. Merry Christmas to all.🎄❤️🎄

    • @jasmine-probably
      @jasmine-probably Місяць тому +4

      Thought the same myself

    • @michellebrooks542
      @michellebrooks542 Місяць тому +3

      I have his big shows on record to watch when I need a laugh ❤ merry Christmas to you. Hope this video made you feel brighter ❤

    • @julielawrence4999
      @julielawrence4999 Місяць тому

      Me too. Merry Christmas 😂❤🎉

  • @katespear1233
    @katespear1233 Рік тому +196

    It’s Christmas Day 2023 & I wasn’t having a very good day until I discovered Michael McIntyre on You Tube this morning. I’ve been laughing ever since.

    • @searose6192
      @searose6192 3 місяці тому +7

      I hope life has improved for you. 😊

    • @minwade5436
      @minwade5436 3 місяці тому +4

      I hope the year has improved as you travelled through it. Best wishes from Adelaide; South Australia🦘🐨🇦🇺💐

    • @HealingNurse
      @HealingNurse 2 місяці тому +2

      No matter how many times I have watched this video, I laugh and laugh!!! He is so funny and his delivery is outstanding!!!

    • @vanmamawannabe6360
      @vanmamawannabe6360 Місяць тому +5

      @@HealingNurseYou could put this routine on paper and have another comedian deliver it and it wouldn’t be the same! MM is a comedy genius 🤩

    • @jogriffiths5766
      @jogriffiths5766 Місяць тому +2

      Same!!!

  • @choochoo9506
    @choochoo9506 Рік тому +150

    I Love Michaels clean, happy comedy style. His accent is absolutely perfect for it. Even for fellow Brits.

    • @taras6806
      @taras6806 Рік тому

      'Even'?

    • @junoantaresofficial
      @junoantaresofficial 10 місяців тому +5

      Hes not that clean, he swears a lot and makes crude jokes all the time. This one is cleaner than his usual stuff because he was performing for his royal dickishness Prince (at the time) Charles and his bit... consort Camilla.

    • @taras6806
      @taras6806 10 місяців тому +8

      @@junoantaresofficial You clearly haven't seen much of him.

    • @heatherbatty
      @heatherbatty Місяць тому

      Sad😮​@@junoantaresofficial

    • @FC-PeakVersatility
      @FC-PeakVersatility Місяць тому +2

      ​@@junoantaresofficial your jealousy is showing.

  • @annswallow2247
    @annswallow2247 Місяць тому +34

    He is the funniest, clean action packed comedian on earth. ❤

  • @noctisglitch9183
    @noctisglitch9183 4 роки тому +321

    When it comes to cutting wrapping paper I either glide or butcher it beyond recognition...
    There is no in between.

    • @Leoviliti1
      @Leoviliti1 3 роки тому +3

      Just use a Stanley knife 😂..lol

    • @houndandhandbag
      @houndandhandbag 3 роки тому +4

      Me too. I'm like that with cellophane too.

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 3 місяці тому +3

      Semi-glider. You're not alone :)

    • @Victor-q9
      @Victor-q9 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eugenia_b73
    @eugenia_b73 Місяць тому +54

    The only comedian who makes me laugh until I cry and my stomach hurts.

    • @Fiona-zc6oz
      @Fiona-zc6oz Місяць тому

      I went to a Julian Clary show years ago and he also did. Where is he now?

  • @guardcharlie2576
    @guardcharlie2576 Місяць тому +62

    Christmas 2024, just found this. Totally brilliant, where are you now, no recent shows❤

    • @marian6593
      @marian6593 27 днів тому

      He hosts a game show on BBC

    • @magicmaster-167
      @magicmaster-167 24 дні тому

      Google him, it'll tell you all the things he's currently doing.

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 9 місяців тому +74

    “ They move on their own, the scissors ✂️ , they’re ‘crafty’ little bastards!” lol I see what you did there 😂

  • @ghoul_kid1027
    @ghoul_kid1027 4 роки тому +598

    My mom bought a new pair of scissors for Christmas and we all call them the "Nice Scissors"

    • @AB_Evans
      @AB_Evans 4 роки тому +81

      We have Nice Scissors, Meat Scissors, Veggie Scissors, Outside Scissors, Pet Food Scissors, People Food/Junk Food Scissors, Craft Scissors, Fabric Scissors, Medical Scissors, EMT/First Aid Emergency Scissors (for vehicles & house), Bathroom Scissors, Kid Scissors, Basement Scissors, Plant Scissors, and...whoa! I just realized we have a lot of scissors!!! And that each has their own jurisdiction. LOL ✂️

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 4 роки тому +56

      I remember that some comic years ago did a bit about how every household has a pair of Good Scissors, as in: "Would you please get me the scissors....No, not those, I need The Good Scissors for this."

    • @jemma-joon
      @jemma-joon 4 роки тому +28

      😆😆😆😆😆 human minds are so alike

    • @pkk639
      @pkk639 4 роки тому +26

      My household only has one pair of scissors and they are fab - we call them the 'work scissors' cos I nicked them from work 🤫🤫🤫

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 4 роки тому +13

      @@pkk639 Congratulations, you're a thief.

  • @lilme7052
    @lilme7052 Місяць тому +25

    "Thats my road... on christmas day!" its so true! Why did i think that was only me!😂😂😂

  • @AmericPet
    @AmericPet 4 місяці тому +34

    My mother is a glider. And a ribboner. Expert to watch! 😂❤

  • @oppyhoppy3547
    @oppyhoppy3547 4 роки тому +497

    “Special, gifted people... the gliders”
    -Michael Mclntyre

    • @Bendijester
      @Bendijester 4 роки тому +11

      Oppy Hoppy They're the ones who have the NEW scissors that can cut the paper properly!

    • @janedoe4040
      @janedoe4040 3 роки тому +7

      I'm a glider...and my Grammy is too...and my dad every.single.time.he has to wrap something i see him hesitate to try it then he just cuts....meanwhile I'm over hear having three freakin presents ahead of him cause I'm a glider😂😂😂😂

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 роки тому +3

      My sister and mum have the talent, it wasn’t passed down to me unfortunately 😂

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 Місяць тому +28

    Who needs to pay a TV licence when you can get quality stuff like this for free on UA-cam
    ❤ from teesside 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @bartdart3315
    @bartdart3315 Місяць тому +28

    Thank you Mr. McIntyre...for cheering us all up!

  • @dianetrenam5629
    @dianetrenam5629 Рік тому +46

    OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. The funniest comedian I have ever seen. He puts his whole face & body into his act. Wonderful. Love you MM, Diane from California, USA

  • @abbymchugh893
    @abbymchugh893 4 роки тому +584

    I love the fact that he takes true things and makes us think about them

    • @johnmccann5104
      @johnmccann5104 4 роки тому +30

      He is brilliant at observational humour

    • @dulcehajjar5826
      @dulcehajjar5826 4 роки тому +6

      I AM ALREADY THINKING
      🤔😀😂👏

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 4 роки тому +7

      And laugh at them!

    • @johnmccann5104
      @johnmccann5104 4 роки тому +10

      @@susie9893 laughter is something we all need in the current climate

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnmccann5104 so true! Doesn't even feel like Christmas this year

  • @grrriallen7192
    @grrriallen7192 2 роки тому +140

    Being an American I have never heard of this guy but he is hilarious. I haven’t gotten anything done all day because I can’t tear myself away.

    • @Astro-bh7fv
      @Astro-bh7fv 9 місяців тому +8

      If you want another British comedian, Tim Vine is another hilarious man, although his style of act is very different, it's completely clean, so you can watch it with anyone

    • @user-sy6fj2bm1z
      @user-sy6fj2bm1z 5 місяців тому +11

      @@Astro-bh7fvor peter Kay.

    • @Camilla550
      @Camilla550 Місяць тому +4

      Lee Evans is hilarious as well if you want to check him out. He’s retired now so a lot of clips of his shows may be a bit outdated but like Michael he talks about everyday things so all his jokes are very relatable! 😂

    • @EllenPetersson-zs8wc
      @EllenPetersson-zs8wc Місяць тому +1

      😂

    • @cashewisnotanut4409
      @cashewisnotanut4409 Місяць тому +5

      ??? Why does being American make you not hear of this guy? Do Americans know there are other Countries in the world? Britain has some awesome TV shows btw.

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 4 роки тому +111

    "You don't know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is." That was most of the year for me, let alone the gap between Christmas and new year.

  • @josephinesmiles
    @josephinesmiles Рік тому +40

    I absolutely adore Michael McIntyre! In his video, he talks about how Christians eat a lot on holidays, while other religions starve themselves. He asked where it is in the Bible that it said people should eat until they couldn't eat anymore. Not knowing whether it's a joke and he really wants an answer or not, I'm going to give him one. There are many feasts mentioned in the Bible. Whenever they had a reason to celebrate, they had a feast.

    • @annamariposa6959
      @annamariposa6959 Місяць тому +1

      Oh stop being such a bore!! 😂😂

    • @brigeetalight4394
      @brigeetalight4394 Місяць тому +5

      I like your answer.

    • @divahc1
      @divahc1 Місяць тому

      How's that boring?​@@annamariposa6959

    • @1kwhalley
      @1kwhalley 25 днів тому

      @josephinesmiles Well, it was one way of hijacking Pagans.;)

  • @dianehewitt579
    @dianehewitt579 Місяць тому +25

    So good…. scissors bit was brilliant…thank you Michael 😂😂😂

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 Рік тому +25

    I always watch this every Christmas makes me cry laughing 😂😂😂

  • @bettycogswell9851
    @bettycogswell9851 2 роки тому +54

    I love Michael. Laughter is the best medicine.

  • @peggylacroix8601
    @peggylacroix8601 Місяць тому +28

    What a special man. Makes us all laugh and feel good and genuinely enjoys doing it.

    • @markylon
      @markylon Місяць тому

      Doesn't make me laugh, he's too mainstream dull for the mass TV watchers. Not very sophisticated humour tbh.

    • @divahc1
      @divahc1 Місяць тому +3

      ​@markylon Well, aren't you special and superior? A sign & intelligence is a sense of humour, which you seem to be lacking.

    • @markylon
      @markylon Місяць тому

      @@divahc1 not really, his humour is just very mainstream. As you get older you need something a little more sophisticated, his humour has been done a thousand times

    • @dnr2089
      @dnr2089 29 днів тому

      ​@@markylonYou obviously like filth and crudity

  • @SusanWikkerink
    @SusanWikkerink Місяць тому +11

    Just saw him in Kitchener,Ontario, Canada. He was brilliant. The crowd just loved every minute!

  • @CeruleanMoon
    @CeruleanMoon Рік тому +17

    I can rewatch his acts and still laugh my ass off! Love him!

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 4 роки тому +760

    I like how he’s like that random guys dad at a party making everyone laugh at 1am drunk 😆

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 4 роки тому +6

      This is so stupid. But not even close to how stupid my videos can be. 🤔

    • @04hansfordsam
      @04hansfordsam 4 роки тому +12

      @@StupiderWithAB Are you advertising yourself with this comment? How stupid. Your videos MUST be stupid! ;)

    • @fifisifi
      @fifisifi 4 роки тому +10

      I don't know why this is so right but it is

    • @Helenahandbasket1971
      @Helenahandbasket1971 4 роки тому +11

      OMG, that is a perfect analogy! My brother is that uncle was that Dad, so I know that Dad! Love it!

    • @MsDrientje
      @MsDrientje 4 роки тому +9

      @@04hansfordsam I am not even motivated in the slightest to check him out now.

  • @sandhaninc
    @sandhaninc Місяць тому +14

    Sharp scissors is the trick... just had mine sharpened and now I'm a skilled glider!

  • @sandradring6265
    @sandradring6265 2 роки тому +33

    This man is pure brilliance..love him, so very funny! 😁👍

  • @sandrajohnston1785
    @sandrajohnston1785 4 роки тому +64

    This is EXACTLY what I needed after the past few days of further doom and gloom! Crying laughing! MIchael and Peter Kay are the best at taking everyday life and making it hysterical! Best medicine!

  • @alexpro60798
    @alexpro60798 Рік тому +15

    Thought I watch this again it’s getting close to Christmas so why not 😂

  • @sarahsalsa2461
    @sarahsalsa2461 4 роки тому +81

    Cellotape and scissors are the curse of Christmas. 😂
    "Find your way in dickhead" 😂 The way the new scissors taunt you like that, he's so spot on.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq 3 роки тому +3

      Jokes on you scissors, I have a chainsaw. 😂😂 (Work on a farm)

    • @sarahsalsa2461
      @sarahsalsa2461 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kat-mu8wq hahah I love it 😂

  • @cijmo
    @cijmo 4 роки тому +731

    One year when we pulled crackers, my cousin didn't get a prize. We were passing around the food and there was a tomato in the middle of the potato salad. It was odd to have a tomato in a potato salad at all and usually potato salad is the only salad at a Christmas table that I can eat because I'm allergic to tomato. Anyway, someone took the tomato for their plate and went to cut it. It was a little plastic yoyo that had flown out of Cam's cracker and landed square in the middle of the potato salad.

    • @NoCockney
      @NoCockney 4 роки тому +5

      Are you 8?

    • @imi_nisbet439
      @imi_nisbet439 4 роки тому +13

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @chesterlester5770
      @chesterlester5770 4 роки тому +14

      @@NoCockney no, cockney

    • @pkk639
      @pkk639 4 роки тому +32

      🤣🤣🤣 That really made me laugh!! Great xmas story xxx

    • @pixibelle3282
      @pixibelle3282 4 роки тому +12

      lol that is funny

  • @cheryltheunissen3140
    @cheryltheunissen3140 4 роки тому +23

    Michael is a tonic for the system. Brings a smile, regardless.

  • @edwinanixon5726
    @edwinanixon5726 4 роки тому +100

    He tells it like it is. and even though i am in the US we all have similar Christmas habits, like brussel sprouts, turkey, gravy with the potatoes, etc.. and the missing old scissors. then i buy a NEW pair and find the old, lol EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND MAY THE LORD KEEP YOU HAPPY AND HEALTHY. God Bless!!

    • @lynmatthews8252
      @lynmatthews8252 4 роки тому +5

      It would be much better don’t you think, if the lord blessed abused animals and children that suffer horrendous atrocities?

    • @janelawson4394
      @janelawson4394 4 роки тому +3

      Love this man. Merry Christmas every one

    • @judyfrancis4515
      @judyfrancis4515 4 роки тому +1

      @@lynmatthews8252 Perhaps the Lord has enough blessings for all?

    • @lynmatthews8252
      @lynmatthews8252 4 роки тому

      @@judyfrancis4515 Obviously not! Battered, beaten and starving. Don’t you see these terrible things?

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 роки тому

      @@judyfrancis4515 Looking at the state the world is in, it looks more like either thy Lord doesn't exist or at least doesn't give a fuck.
      And don't come at me with some silly claims of how suffering is a trial we have to overcome or whatever bs that tries to justify it, because tell that to innocent babies starving to death or animals getting slaughtered and dying out. They have no way to deal with any of the shit the world throws at them, so what, they are just tools in HIS big plan to test the rest of humanity? Just torture and kill a few million innocents each year to test the others? Heck, that's even worse than not giving a damn.

  • @b.goodfellow465
    @b.goodfellow465 4 роки тому +35

    The theatre is packed, a sign of an excellent comedian! 🙏🙏🙏

    • @Ariadne76-k3d
      @Ariadne76-k3d 3 роки тому +1

      And Charles and Camilla were there!

    • @PH_1964
      @PH_1964 Рік тому

      He's incredible live 😂❤

  • @froggieredcliffe8097
    @froggieredcliffe8097 Рік тому +28

    This is the FIRST time that i have seen Michael. He is so funny and soooooooooooo spot on. Sissors & Cellotape.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +439

    My mother was a glider. And she always knew where the scissors and tape were. Frightening woman.
    I love fried brussel sprouts.

    • @tkps
      @tkps 4 роки тому +20

      Whenever I did the gliddy thing on the ribbon all I got was a huge long ribbon with a slight kink in it.

    • @judithbooth4855
      @judithbooth4855 4 роки тому +11

      Love Brussel sprouts as well but that did not stop me from laughing til the tears came.

    • @zoew1602
      @zoew1602 4 роки тому +6

      Sandra Nelson your comment really made me chuckle!! 😁

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +4

      @@zoew1602 I'm serious!!!If someone moved the tape or scissors, there was HELL to pay!!! And brussell spouts are lovely if gently fried in a bit of bacon fat, olive oil and butter. With a spritz of lemon to finish. Some salt and pepper. Yum.

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +3

      @@judithbooth4855 There's a lot of brussell sprouts in my immediate future!

  • @cherbrowne1637
    @cherbrowne1637 4 роки тому +86

    I've just been in hysterics until my face hurt and I still can't stop chuckling! Brilliant 👏😂

  • @tonykeilar7809
    @tonykeilar7809 4 роки тому +28

    MM, finally a comedian who doesn't beat up those in the front row but has his own material.

  • @beverleyshevals2749
    @beverleyshevals2749 3 роки тому +44

    This man is hilarious, such a funny man makes me laugh well done Michael xxx

  • @lizbrewer1151
    @lizbrewer1151 3 роки тому +31

    A must watch. He always hits the funniest truths!!

  • @voupy_yt
    @voupy_yt Рік тому +17

    He is just the best! So funny.

  • @TheCaulfield1
    @TheCaulfield1 4 роки тому +23

    I love his scissors impression! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessieelliott3157
      @jessieelliott3157 3 роки тому +2

      If I ever need to impersonate scissors I'm going to use it.

  • @Chrisdead27
    @Chrisdead27 4 роки тому +68

    Micheal Mcintyre is amazingly funny loves the way he describes Christmas

  • @chocoplantss320
    @chocoplantss320 4 роки тому +32

    The bit about scissors is so TRUE! 🤣✂️

    • @jogriffiths5766
      @jogriffiths5766 Місяць тому +1

      I have 12 pairs. All different, so it'll never happen again!

  • @jieaton5714
    @jieaton5714 2 роки тому +8

    I love Michael's sensitive humor he called you know you can't sleep makes me laugh until I cry.
    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril3735 4 роки тому +107

    It’s Christmas! The pressures, excitement and the FUN are all part of it and you make Christmas so joyful and FUNNY!

  • @tjlove5471
    @tjlove5471 3 роки тому +31

    Lol I thought I was the only person who thought like that on Christmas Day 😂😂😂

  • @maheensiddiqui399
    @maheensiddiqui399 4 роки тому +33

    Michael is absolutely incredible!

  • @jennt7573
    @jennt7573 Місяць тому +19

    I loveeeee sprouts 😊

  • @donnakerr4997
    @donnakerr4997 3 роки тому +83

    Somewhere,someone in this whole world is able to relate to at least one of his stories. That is his genius.

  • @vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293
    @vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293 4 роки тому +48

    I remember as a little kid my Mum showing me how to curl ribbon and saying “Well done, you can curl all the ribbons (for the amount of presents we had). About an hour later I came downstairs and proudly handed her three reels worth of ribbon in one giant curly heap. I had indeed curled ALL of the ribbons.

    • @colleeneldracher5658
      @colleeneldracher5658 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @missscribble
      @missscribble 2 роки тому +2

      Have you ever been able to curl a ribbon since? Or did you use up all your curling power in that one day?

  • @julietteashmore4831
    @julietteashmore4831 2 роки тому +18

    ‘You never lift a finger’ ‘helooo Christmas’ 👌🤣🤣🤣

  • @judithricca6915
    @judithricca6915 Рік тому +11

    Thanks Michael for the laughs. I am watching this Christmas evening here in NYC 🗽

  • @norahdenovan8658
    @norahdenovan8658 Місяць тому +13

    Oh gosh, he’s so funny& it’s all true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonyglee1710
    @anthonyglee1710 4 роки тому +704

    Oh god, my mother broke her arm this week. All she’s going on about is “can’t believe this has happened, how am I gonna organise Christmas, I’ve got so much to do”. I offer to help - she looks at me like I’m mad with distain, along the lines of “you can’t wrap properly or cook all the food like I do” 😳

    • @alexandracanareica7269
      @alexandracanareica7269 4 роки тому +54

      I know what you're going through... just do your best and don't expect any praise. Your mom will be grateful even if she won't show it. Merry Christmas! Stay safe!

    • @jampubs1
      @jampubs1 4 роки тому +31

      For your mother:
      It will all happen, Mum. It may not be exactly the way you’ve always done it, but it will happen. Sit back, enjoy, and praise lavishly! Merry Christmas. 🎄

    • @sunitafisher4758
      @sunitafisher4758 4 роки тому +23

      🌸 oh my goodness 😂
      Gosh I hope she’s ok, she must be really upset

    • @anthonyglee1710
      @anthonyglee1710 4 роки тому +19

      @@sunitafisher4758 Thanks Sunita! The UK government have imposed a total lockdown from tomorrow in London and south east England, until into the New Year. So it’s Home Alone Christmas 2020! Microwave Christmas dinner this year!

    • @carolineptenchick
      @carolineptenchick 4 роки тому +14

      @@anthonyglee1710 would still be nice if you made something yourself...maybe dessert?... there are plenty of easy recipes on youtube. your mum will be happy :)
      have a lovely christmas and hope your mum gets well soon :)

  • @jemma-joon
    @jemma-joon 4 роки тому +32

    😆😆😆 genius, the plastic packaging covering the scissors

  • @laurarobertson2825
    @laurarobertson2825 4 роки тому +85

    Hands down the best comedian

  • @miachambers830
    @miachambers830 3 роки тому +13

    OMG ..I’m home sick… but laughing so hard, I’m coughing up a lung..!! LOL

  • @Ria133
    @Ria133 4 роки тому +28

    I’m laughing so hard I’m weak! The best about Michael McIntyre is that we can all relate to what he’s saying. So so funny! My favourite comedian!

  • @MC-in8mc
    @MC-in8mc 3 роки тому +20

    I can't remember laughing so much for a long time. The tears running down face, trouble catching my breath and falling off the seat. Especially 'Granny being being propelled along by her farts" Hahaha hihihihi lololol😁😂 lol.😆

  • @gaminglindis66
    @gaminglindis66 4 роки тому +70

    Love him ~ never fail to make me laugh 😂

  • @missscribble
    @missscribble 3 роки тому +368

    Imagine how hard it is being a comedian, having to find something funny enough and relatable enough to make a room full of disparate strangers laugh together - and you have to do that over and over again. And there's Michael McIntyre talking about how you can never find the scissors so you buy new scissors but you can't get to your new scissors without scissors.
    He's so brilliant he makes it look effortless. It must be infuriating.

    • @christinelumley5775
      @christinelumley5775 3 роки тому +15

      Its called observational humour

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 3 роки тому

      Funny. Like this one. hahahaha ua-cam.com/video/-ZVycwM2gWU/v-deo.html

    • @aprilapril2
      @aprilapril2 2 роки тому +8

      Have you read his book? He had a pretty tough and determined climb to fame

    • @missscribble
      @missscribble 2 роки тому +2

      @@aprilapril2 I didn't know he'd written one, so I'm adding that to my reading list. 👍

    • @aprilapril2
      @aprilapril2 2 роки тому +2

      @@missscribble the story of his fathers passing isn’t true…but only because he wasn’t told the truth at the time

  • @linjubar
    @linjubar 4 роки тому +135

    This had me laughing out loud. It’s a nice change from all that’s going on in 2020. Merry Christmas. 🎄

  • @suzanwahome7673
    @suzanwahome7673 4 роки тому +28

    I haven't laughed this hard all year!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HantsLassUK
    @HantsLassUK 2 місяці тому +15

    Michael, you've summed up our Christmas perfectly. Chaos, lost scissors, tricky selotape......yep. Only thing is, I love sprouts and I'm a 'glider' 😂😂😂 Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎁🎅🎄🎁🎅

  • @OTseven
    @OTseven Місяць тому +12

    I just absolutely LOVE you, Michael. Merry Christmas to you and your family from California. This Christmas montages just made my Christmas happier.

  • @marlene-rr2ih
    @marlene-rr2ih 4 роки тому +17

    Michael McIntyre is AWESOME!!

  • @dawnzimmermann2958
    @dawnzimmermann2958 Рік тому +14

    When my kids were small, I used to prestick the scissors and sellotape to a spot on the kitchen wall 😆

    • @berniebiss8665
      @berniebiss8665 Місяць тому +1

      This is kind of wisdom we need in the world right now. Thanks

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 4 роки тому +16

    Absolutely brilliant! Well done sir!

  • @natashajaynedevereaux6322
    @natashajaynedevereaux6322 4 роки тому +30

    Honestly think Michael McIntyre is my new favourite comedian 😂

  • @usercarefree44
    @usercarefree44 Місяць тому +5

    That is so true with the plug in back of the tree...thats how u turn it off..lol😂

  • @chickenbalti3017
    @chickenbalti3017 4 роки тому +34

    He even got Prince Charles laughing lol

  • @SuperVstech
    @SuperVstech 4 роки тому +54

    When I bought my house, I rewired the living room so the wall socket by the picture window was switched so my tree could stay plugged in, and I could turn off the tree.

  • @sarahrenfrow9795
    @sarahrenfrow9795 4 роки тому +9

    4X-still laughing. Love this guy!

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer Місяць тому +7

    My roommate asked me to wrap a Xmas present for his daughter and the minute I grabbed the scissors all I could think about was seeing if I was a glider or not and to my surprise I was a glider! I even did the curly Q with the ribbon! Michael can make me laugh on any subject old and new!

  • @forthelove77
    @forthelove77 4 роки тому +60

    When me and my family were watching this on TV as so as he started talking about 'gliders' my family gave me a that's you look.

  • @truecrime8352
    @truecrime8352 4 роки тому +25

    The glider trick, cut slightly then glide up, if it feels a little bit stuck then close the scissors a bit and the ribbon trick is just a secret 😌✨

  • @AcerW-s9e
    @AcerW-s9e 3 роки тому +9

    I LOVE THIS GUY!

  • @danzel8604
    @danzel8604 4 роки тому +16

    At last!! Something too make us Laugh 😆😆 Michael McIntyre u make everyday life so funny and very real love it..👍😁😆🤣🤣

  • @AlexandriaSWest
    @AlexandriaSWest 4 роки тому +67

    I'm a Glider and a Ribbon Curler. Since this is a skill passed down through my maternal lineage maybe it is genetic. 😂

    • @janedoe4040
      @janedoe4040 3 роки тому +1

      I think i got that from my Grammy(mom's mom)and i used to see her curl the ribbon and i was like"woman how the heck you doin that?!"but now I'm like......"shh shh shh shh shh huh?oh ya I'm just curling my ribbons over hear...while perfectly gliding"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 роки тому

      My mum and sister can but I can’t 😂- my sister got my mums attention to detail. I got by dads scattered brainness

    • @jillmartin8255
      @jillmartin8255 3 роки тому +1

      Me too, maybe we are related lol

    • @tillyjones2309
      @tillyjones2309 3 роки тому

      Would you mind wrapping my Christmas presents for me ? 🎁

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 4 роки тому +23

    I love the "My road, on Christmas" bit.

  • @nicolaablett7790
    @nicolaablett7790 4 роки тому +152

    he observes such mundane things and makes it so funny]
    i even checked where my scissors and stiky tape were in situ

    • @jessieelliott3157
      @jessieelliott3157 3 роки тому +1

      Haha So did I. They were there.

    • @hilaryjohns4049
      @hilaryjohns4049 3 роки тому +2

      @@jessieelliott3157 The best way to find something you have mislaid is to go and buy a new one. I now have three staplers which I rarely use.

    • @debbieparenti3998
      @debbieparenti3998 3 роки тому

      So funny! I was looking for my scissors today and they were not in the scissor drawer. I yelled, ""who took my scissors?" 10 minutes later, I found them. Yes, someone moved them.

  • @alexanderson5749
    @alexanderson5749 4 роки тому +73

    I am a semi glider I can do it fine for 1 or 2 then all of a sudden all goes wrong 😂😂

  • @slsamg8223
    @slsamg8223 4 роки тому +96

    Thanks for making my day
    Ichel Ackinkakker
    (you know what I talk about if you saw Michael at the dentist 😉)

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 4 роки тому +10

      Yes! I love all his work, but the visit at the dentist was of the utmost level. Can watch it over and over again and still laugh out loud each time again.

    • @slsamg8223
      @slsamg8223 4 роки тому +2

      @@gardenjoy5223 same

    • @sarahsalsa2461
      @sarahsalsa2461 4 роки тому +6

      That's one of his funniest segments, in my opinion.

    • @alisonmartin6482
      @alisonmartin6482 4 роки тому +1

      sls amg whenever I see him I say Ichel Ackinkakker to myself 😂😂

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 4 роки тому +2

      I'd actually forgotten that until you mentioned and then I instantly remembered crying with laughter!

  • @lynettedaniels2771
    @lynettedaniels2771 3 роки тому +12

    Your the best michael. I love each of your shows.

  • @heyitsezzie
    @heyitsezzie 4 роки тому +11

    The scissors to open scissors is forever a battle 😂😂

  • @janetjones8521
    @janetjones8521 Місяць тому +13

    An Aussie here, & Michael is my second favourite comedy act after the Two Ronnies. So spot on with his observations on what we all do in life, and his delivery is aboslutely marvellous.

    • @divahc1
      @divahc1 Місяць тому +1

      Watching in Wollongong, NSW.

  • @beverleyshevals2749
    @beverleyshevals2749 3 роки тому +11

    Michael Mckintyre is hilarious so so funny xxx

  • @jc9552
    @jc9552 4 роки тому +56

    I can relate to so many things he mentioned. I am not sure if that's a good or bad thing. 😯😂

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 роки тому

      Why would it be a bad thing?

    • @tomnew7922
      @tomnew7922 4 роки тому

      I mean that’s kind of the point.

  • @corinneanderson1273
    @corinneanderson1273 4 роки тому +53

    I truly enjoy every performance. Happy holidays.

  • @cherkkiable
    @cherkkiable 3 роки тому +6

    "There could be a fire" is so British!!!

  • @bittelindstrom3573
    @bittelindstrom3573 2 роки тому +8

    My absolute favourite comedian

  • @ajlush4734
    @ajlush4734 4 роки тому +23

    Love this Michael! Thank YOUUUU x

  • @lynndodson248
    @lynndodson248 4 роки тому +51

    Let you in on a secret, your tin opener will open the scissors packet 🤣

    • @sarahsalsa2461
      @sarahsalsa2461 4 роки тому +7

      I will keep this in mind for future, thank you 😊

    • @jessfry4285
      @jessfry4285 4 роки тому +6

      What will open the tin opener packet 😂

    • @lynndodson248
      @lynndodson248 4 роки тому

      @@jessfry4285 just buy decent scissors lol

    • @jamesthecat
      @jamesthecat 4 роки тому +1

      You'd be great on Taskmaster!

    • @sarahsalsa2461
      @sarahsalsa2461 4 роки тому +2

      @@jessfry4285 touchè 😂

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 Місяць тому +4

    In Australia, we have Christmas first and then TWO lots of fireworks: the BIG one on NYE and then on Australia Day, 26th January! And it’s Summer! Yay!

  • @jenniferwatson7118
    @jenniferwatson7118 Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant! Perfect observational skills and perfect comedic delivery! Yes - the scissors - I have a pair in every room! Great way to end Christmas Day - thankyou!

  • @suiblade.
    @suiblade. 4 роки тому +40

    Merry Christmas!!!

  • @kiwi_kini
    @kiwi_kini 4 роки тому +31

    I’m so happy that it’s Christmas so comedy is evolving

  • @louiseerbslisbjerg7854
    @louiseerbslisbjerg7854 4 роки тому +7

    This is the first first time I've been called gifted and speciel - just glide and curl, Baby! 😂