If you havr played (or watch since this shit only available on the PS3, PS3 emulator and arcade) the friend word make sense. Goldman NEVER wanted to destroy the world, he only wanted to reduced the human's population and had made sure 100% that the North part of the earth is completely free of monsters so that the surviving populations can start rebuilt society again
I like to think that he was using the term as an allegory or metaphor for the AMS organization sending agents after him. Once they became directly involved in stopping his plan and he contacted them personally, that’s when he characterized them as “friends.”
does the English language recognize that word as an insult? I know it's used as a friendly term to address someone, essentially functioning like the words "dude" and the rest of them, but don't Americans or the Brits acknowledge that calling a human being a dog would be an insult in their culture?
"Good job everyone! The game's finished and ready to ship tomorrow!" "But boss! We forgot to add in the voices!" "OH NO I FORGOT! Quick! You read this, and I'll read that! And make sure the janitor doesnt go home yet so he can read THIS part too!"
"What are we gonna do about the bosses?!" *smashing window* "Don't you worry!" *"Sir Patrick Stewart?!"* "YOUR FATE IS IN MY HANDS!" *freeze frame* *theme music begins playing* "The director, 45, later turned himself into the SEGA America authorities." "The janitor had a successful career as a voice actor, starring a leading role in Space Captain Harlock." "Kuarl eventually woke up from his induced coma and is now happily married to Zeal with 4 children." *credits* CAST OF CHARACTERS james Ulysses Steven Arnold Sega gary Yussef N. Tern Kuarl - as himself Zeal - as himself magician Sir Patrick Stewart hierophant Andy Serkis goldman Richard Rossner extra voices Eh Who Cares Just Throw Kirk Thornton At It "AMY CRYSTAL VOICELINE 1-30" performed by Flight of the Conchords *Georgia 🍑*
That's the Sierra way. They used to cast VA's in their cafeteria. "Hey man you wanna read a few lines into the micriphone after lunch?" '"Why not lol" It was all about saving money and not making more than neccesary costs and it resulted in some really hilarious games like this one.
I've watched this so many times and I keep discovering new things. Like how at 1:27 when he points dramatically at a blank wall to introduce The Emperor when it's actually above them.
I remember watching this scene when I was younger: Goldman: "This. Is the final Battle! Show YOURself, Our new ruler The 'Emperor'!" Me: ..The Wall? o:
It's weird to think that there's actually someone in real life who provided the voice of this guy. If I actually met him and recognized him somehow, I'll greet him with "GOLDMAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING???" After he stares at me in bewilderment for a while and asks "Who the hell are you?", I'll reply with "IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY???"
"To protect the lifecycle" is definitely the Goldman VA's peak line! It surpasses Tommy Wiseau's "You are tearing me apart Lisa". Truly deep, emotional and ahead of its time.
I've been waiting for you...FRANCE... To protect the LOYFE cycle! I have made a creature to rule of manKIYIND This is the FIYAL BAHAL Our new ruler the EMPEWER In time, a successor will CAHAM Farewell FRANCE!
I have come to believe the voice actor for Goldman was an American native of Japan named Russ Veillard (who has done voice work in other games). He's not credited in the game, but I read about it on someone else's UA-cam comment, did some research and found some voice samples of the guy. It vaguely sounds like Goldman if at all.
0:47 Can I say something embarrassing? I used that as my senior yearbook quote. It was the last day to submit them and this game was the only thing on my brain!
This guy pwns. He sounds like an unintentionally funny deadpan stroke victim. I might get this game just to bear witness to his incredible dramatic performance.
There are talks of a remake but I can't imagine a remake we new voices or at least an option to revert to these lines. If there is anything in game in gaming these voice actors are so nostalgic to me. I quote so many of these lines and they just are pure gold.
To make this even worse, at around 1:21 He just suddenly stands up, as in they don't animate him getting up, he just teleports into a standing position
Both ProtonJon and The8BitDrummer have forever changed my perception of several of these scenes. For example, my mind will always play the first four notes of Megalovania after "This is the final battle!"
Goldman's voice actor deserves an award. I had tears streaming down my face from being so moved.
Yeah he deserves it
I had tears streaming down from my face but for a different reason
U mean like this?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had blood streaming from my ears and several other holes lol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
During the Emperor speech, Goldman started turning into Kermit a little bit.
At least it's better than the total monotone he had before.
Ash Tailor I laughed so hard
Sounded like cartman
This is the final battle. YAAAAAAAYY!!
I guess you could say that man has kermitted a sin.
The fact that Goldman Plummeted to his demise in COMPLETE SILENCE has me DEAD.
And in the exact still position
Imagine how it has him.
In Typing of the Dead he literally flys away like Superman lol!
Initially,he calls the protagonists "dogs" but then he realized that's not very polite so he calls them "friends" instead from that moment onwards.
Dogs are man's best friends after all
Character developement
If you havr played (or watch since this shit only available on the PS3, PS3 emulator and arcade) the friend word make sense. Goldman NEVER wanted to destroy the world, he only wanted to reduced the human's population and had made sure 100% that the North part of the earth is completely free of monsters so that the surviving populations can start rebuilt society again
I like to think that he was using the term as an allegory or metaphor for the AMS organization sending agents after him. Once they became directly involved in stopping his plan and he contacted them personally, that’s when he characterized them as “friends.”
does the English language recognize that word as an insult? I know it's used as a friendly term to address someone, essentially functioning like the words "dude" and the rest of them, but don't Americans or the Brits acknowledge that calling a human being a dog would be an insult in their culture?
He's so friendly sounding when he says "friends"...he sounds so chill right before he commits suicide. "See ya friends! :)"
SiniSterDr the only time his voice was not so monotonous.
hURRY fRIENDS :)
How did he return in 4 so confused
DBMikey G because he was dearly missed...
@@dbmikeyg255 all of it was either in flashback or pre-recorded videos.
Sounds like the door of fate badly needs its hinges to be oiled.
tomshrader XD
lmfao
Some wd40 is needed 😃
"...to protect the loif soickal."
1:18
TO PROTECT THE LIFE COYCLE!!!!!!!
MANKIND !
THE EMPUR
Laiigghhhfff cycle!
I HAVE MADE A CREATURE TO RULE OVER MAHNKYND!!!
THIS. IS THE FOINAL BARTLE!
Even Tommy Wiseau would be shaking his head at this performance.
I did not disturb the loif coycle it's bullshiiit! I did not disturb it I did NAAWWTTT.
O Hai AMS friends
Our new emperor...don’t plan to much Goldman it may not come out right
Anyways, how is your sex life, G?
Dr. Earthworm Robotnik ahahah what a story g
“Everyone betrayed me, I’m fed up with this mankind...”
"As long as we have the will to live."
*Textures in game flicker violently in agreement*
The voice acting was so bad the game itself was losing the will to live.
Goldman did nothing wrong! He just wanted to protect the loyf ciocly!
Praise the Empearw!
+MeleeMaster MAA Emperergh*
@Daniel Justin i am i am the world?
@@discotech6178 I am I am I am........
I am a noob
@Daniel Justin Sam I am!
To destroy the entire human civilization! Goldman was a megalomaniac monster
"Good job everyone! The game's finished and ready to ship tomorrow!"
"But boss! We forgot to add in the voices!"
"OH NO I FORGOT! Quick! You read this, and I'll read that! And make sure the janitor doesnt go home yet so he can read THIS part too!"
"What are we gonna do about the bosses?!"
*smashing window* "Don't you worry!"
*"Sir Patrick Stewart?!"*
"YOUR FATE IS IN MY HANDS!"
*freeze frame*
*theme music begins playing*
"The director, 45, later turned himself into the SEGA America authorities."
"The janitor had a successful career as a voice actor, starring a leading role in Space Captain Harlock."
"Kuarl eventually woke up from his induced coma and is now happily married to Zeal with 4 children."
*credits*
CAST OF CHARACTERS
james Ulysses Steven Arnold Sega
gary Yussef N. Tern
Kuarl - as himself
Zeal - as himself
magician Sir Patrick Stewart
hierophant Andy Serkis
goldman Richard Rossner
extra voices Eh Who Cares Just Throw Kirk Thornton At It
"AMY CRYSTAL VOICELINE 1-30"
performed by Flight of the Conchords
*Georgia 🍑*
That's the Sierra way. They used to cast VA's in their cafeteria.
"Hey man you wanna read a few lines into the micriphone after lunch?"
'"Why not lol"
It was all about saving money and not making more than neccesary costs and it resulted in some really hilarious games like this one.
Best UA-cam comment ever, no UA-cam comment ever made me laugh so much lol!
Best UA-cam comment ever, no UA-cam comment ever made me laugh so much lol!
Gotta protect that loyfe coycle
He should have made a stronger Kritchoure to protect said Layeffe Sycheall.
At least a successor will Cliam....
*****
Luckily, no successor ever Cliame
Ghost81
I see.....so in the end....That truly was...
Da finahgh ballaugh....
*****
I shall destroy... and hate... this voice acting
He did make a creature that would control mankaynd!
...Thedoor of fate shall open
"creak"
The door of fate needs some grease for it's hinges.
Cheap ass door
I think the door of fate needs some WD40...
Man whenever I hear Goldman speak, it gives me chills. So much emotion
"Time Dei-Mae-Da-Moo"
@@Trollamollex your comment made my day😂
In time you'll find out who's right
More like best of VG voice acting in its entirety!
The geometry dash youtuber speaks the truth
Woah, EVW
"A successor will calm!"
...oh no, he's threatening us with a laid back bad-guy in the future!
If I have a son, I'm going to name him Goldman. Not once have I ever witnessed such greatness, class, and intelligence.
PROTECT THE LOIFE CYCLE!
I mean, he's a little cooler in 4.
I mean legit cool, not ironic cool.
@@PolarPhantom lol goldman from thotd 2 is legendary
I guess his voice acting is GOLD, MAN!
Bad joke. I know
His full name is Caleb Goldman.
01:16 is when Goldman realised his performance had been a little underwhelming so far. So he started acting for real now.
I've watched this so many times and I keep discovering new things. Like how at 1:27 when he points dramatically at a blank wall to introduce The Emperor when it's actually above them.
To be fair I think that was more just motioning in the direction Emperor was not necessarily meant to be directly at it
shhhhh
in time a succesor will caouaem"- Goldman
Hmm hmm hmm hm hmmm....people of the A M S
You mean...DOGS OF THE AMS 😂🤣😅
YAY AM ASS
I remember when Goldman said “it’s loyfe cyclin’ time”, the whole arcade went ballistic. It was truly the arcade shooter of all time.
@@lrsb1678 yes... i cracked up hearing that dialogue
Stfu kid. I didn't laugh
You're cringe incarnate
@@derekmaullo2865why did you come back 2 months later to say that 😂
Best laugh ever.
@ninjast4r sounds sarcastic to me.
Hmm hmm hmm.
0:20
on pair with wesker laugh in code veronica.....
So nonchalant that i didnt even think he was such a bad guy. Just another victim used by the government
This is the best acting I have ever seen. I am truly moved.
So the "Emperor of Mankind" died to two guys with 9km guns O.o?...
9mm ty autocorrect
9km guns, haha. That oughta do it.
HERESY! There is only one Emperor of Mankind! [BLAM]
+Eufinity My thoughts exactly!
Jamie Diamond All hail the Emperor! Though, let's be honest here, 9km guns probably wouldn't be that uncommon in the Warhammer 40K world.
SHOW YOURSELF
OUR NEW RULHRRR
THE EMPUURHL
“I have made a creature to rule over mankind”
“I shall destroy mankind”
“Ok he’s not perfect but he’s trying”
Goldman is the type of guy who'd excel at recording those GPS navigators in another life
I cried when Goldman died, such a sad ending.
Like dis if u cri evrytiem
FAREWELL FREIND
I remember watching this scene when I was younger:
Goldman: "This. Is the final Battle! Show YOURself, Our new ruler The 'Emperor'!"
Me: ..The Wall? o:
^
"I shall destroy and hate mankind"
Are those mutually exclusive? Also, your lispy creator said that you were supposed to rule over mankind
Soooo, he destroy the mankind first, and then he will hate it afterwards? Man, this guy is the most emo of them all
That was his first decision as ruler.
He got on Reddit and 4chan for like 10 minutes and realized mankind must be destroyed.
@@camil2003 jars aside, at least 4Chan did some good for the world
It's weird to think that there's actually someone in real life who provided the voice of this guy. If I actually met him and recognized him somehow, I'll greet him with "GOLDMAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING???" After he stares at me in bewilderment for a while and asks "Who the hell are you?", I'll reply with "IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY???"
"To protect the lifecycle" is definitely the Goldman VA's peak line! It surpasses Tommy Wiseau's "You are tearing me apart Lisa". Truly deep, emotional and ahead of its time.
I've been waiting for you...FRANCE...
To protect the LOYFE cycle!
I have made a creature to rule of manKIYIND
This is the FIYAL BAHAL
Our new ruler the EMPEWER
In time, a successor will CAHAM
Farewell FRANCE!
Sounds like God presenting Napoleon Bonaparte to french royalists
@@luissuarez5153 LOL
1:18 I had the same thing happen to me one day at work, then I spent the next 15 minutes laughing at myself.
"It´s finally over."
"I´ll go on fighting."
Why, tell me, why would he need to do that?
The Emperor dramatically breaking out of its containment chamber to the stock sound of a vase breaking is my favourite part.
I am still laughing my shit off at how his voice starts derping out at times starting around 1:18 lmao
I laugh whenever I hear that part as well. XD
It's almost like he's about to spontaneously shapeshift into Kermit the Frog, and he's just straining to hold back the transformation.
AnEternalEnigma Starts only about a minute in, I think, but that's where it really gets silleh, yeah.
+frobie54 hahahaha lmao picturing that
I love how James seem's so surprised when ever he see's GOLDMEN!!!
this in da FINOL BADOL
You just don't get this kind of raw energy in video game voice acting anymore.
"The original sin that man is responsible to. To protect the life cycle."
Of course!
That explains it!🤔
>makes a creature to rule over mankind
>it gets destroyed by one special agent with beretta
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
1:17 "To protect the *_lOIFe_* cycle!
Goldman's voice is the best in gaming history, ah the glory of 1998!
He is back in The House of The Dead 2 Remake !!! Game was announced today.
This is the fairnel burrrtle!
Show yourself! Our new rulrrr! The Emprrrrrr!
In time, a cucessor will caurlm!
2:43 My man's shook me to the core with such eloquent wordings
Holy crap, whoever voiced this got lessons of acting voice from Tommy Wiseu XD
"Oh hai, AMS! How is your sex life?"
This voice acting is actually really good.
_Can't you see...?_
Is that all you have to say??
Oh no! Stephen Colbert has turned into a really derpy action villain!
SueDonym - as if he already wasn’t
Nope lol 😂
Gman actually stands for Goldman
Thank you, ProtonJon. Without you I never would've known about Goldman.
Same :')
Video title: Goldman, best of
Video reality: shows every moment with Goldman in it
Because every moment with Goldman is best
I finally figured cr1tikals subscribton sound, and it was unintentional.
I think his Inner Kermit slipped off a little there.
I have come to believe the voice actor for Goldman was an American native of Japan named Russ Veillard (who has done voice work in other games). He's not credited in the game, but I read about it on someone else's UA-cam comment, did some research and found some voice samples of the guy. It vaguely sounds like Goldman if at all.
Goldma: THIS IS THE FINAL BOTTLE!
Me: Ok, can i have that bottle?
0:21 best evil laugh ever
0:47 Can I say something embarrassing? I used that as my senior yearbook quote. It was the last day to submit them and this game was the only thing on my brain!
And then after getting your diploma, "farewell, friends", before falling off the stage dramatically.
Cringe@@fredherbert7920
This guy pwns. He sounds like an unintentionally funny deadpan stroke victim. I might get this game just to bear witness to his incredible dramatic performance.
Imagine a conversation between Goldman, William Shatner, & Christopher Walken.
Dzaga Maga Imagine a game voice acted entirely by Tommy Wiseau. Even the girls.
We should start a petition & send it to his twitter account. lol.
+Dzaga Maga oh hai zombie
+andres gonzalez YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MONSTER!!!
i didn't shoot it, is a lai, it's BOLSHET....Oh hai Goulmand
Not even AI could have done this masterpiece.
I'm pretty certain Goldman becomes overwhelmed by an evil spirit in the final boss who uses him as a medium to warp the vocal pitch of his voice
The throat laugh from Goldman got me LOL'd
As with everyone else who played this game in their friend's PC or the Internet cafe
He just sounds like Gman after learning his pay was cut in half
There are talks of a remake but I can't imagine a remake we new voices or at least an option to revert to these lines. If there is anything in game in gaming these voice actors are so nostalgic to me. I quote so many of these lines and they just are pure gold.
This guy is a boss, he went through the whole game with one hand gun, and never switched once!
It’s incredible how BOWs designed to destroy humanity can all be dispatched with a handgun lol.
@@Shaythe 11 years ago and this is still a valid topic of discussion 😭
"The new ruler the eparaara"
0:26 like someone's dad reading lines for their rehearsal in elementary school omfg.
I came here to protect the leuiff cycle.
These were simpler, more homely times. It was beautiful.
I'd say Goldman was on to something, protecting the loifcycle
@@hisaceinthehole3426 mankind has committed a sin. They've corrupted the loife cycle of nature!
@@hisaceinthehole3426 we won't fail the Emperoar! Their time wiLL cuHm
To make this even worse, at around 1:21 He just suddenly stands up, as in they don't animate him getting up, he just teleports into a standing position
the best voice actor, a loving father, the best mankind
THIS IS DA FINEALL BATDAOL!!!
LOL!
+LemonSBugz Just sent this link to my GF, as I always shout 'THIS IS THE FINAL BADDLE' whenever it's relevant.
1:24
This is the final battle!
**Megalovania intro**
Show yourself!
Our new ruler
SAAAAAAAAANH
Mid sentence he went from monotone to Kermit and stayed Kermit.
OUR NEW RULER, THE EMPARAR!
Both ProtonJon and The8BitDrummer have forever changed my perception of several of these scenes. For example, my mind will always play the first four notes of Megalovania after "This is the final battle!"
Up yours, friends. We'll see who cancels who!
GOLDMAN! Do. You. Know. What. You're. Doing?!
Goldman is transforming into Kermit mid sentence.
I’m very impressed - it’s an almost perfect impression of a very bad text-to-speech program!
BRAVO!
+An Autistic Penguin Who Is Also Depressed
What's your problem?
2:24 the way the said "come" 💀
Curian didn't control all creatures and he died by Magician. But Goldman was different.
I am... I am... Possibly the least threatening final boss ever
Goldman: I've been waiting for you....friends. James: .....Goldman!
Me: XD dat pause
XD CUTE! n.n
It's like someone who spoke english, learned japanese, then leanred english again and then did the voice acting
I'm like 90% certain that this guy inspired the G-man in some capacity
G-Man checks for Goldman under his bed at night
G man will pull freeman to slap him
0:20 When a Zoom call gets raided
This game never gets old 😅
1:19. Goldman channeling Bobcat. "The Lieeef cycle, Man kiiieend, THIS IS THE FINAL BATTAL!" 🤣🤣🤣
I was blown away when Goldman said "it's Goldmanning time!" and Goldmanned all over James. Truly one of the games of all time.
I remember this, it was absolutely one of the moments ever. Nothing will ever beat it
when he says 'Final Battle' it sounds like he's having a tantrum
It's hard to take the music when the Emperor appears seriously...
I think this guy's voice is the inspiration for how G-man from Half-Life talks. it would only make sense, Goldman, G-man... think about it.
1:09 this is some philosophical shit on how evil humans are and shouldn't continue to reproduce