Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13

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  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 2 роки тому +5579

    Girl: *_YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME_*
    Bear: _...I don't even know who you are._

  • @nixixim
    @nixixim 4 роки тому +7949

    That girl yelling at the bear is what would happen if Dora the explorer pulled her "swiper no swiping" bullshit in the real world

    • @briekepsiom92
      @briekepsiom92 4 роки тому +143

      No witty retort for that. Dat jus funny.

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 роки тому +258

      *“Swiper no swiping! Bro- no swiping!! I said no swiping mf do you hear me NO SWIPING!!!”*

    • @ed3nn
      @ed3nn 4 роки тому +24

      UNDERRATED

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ 4 роки тому +16

      @@thadz2493 😂

    • @saxtonbird8371
      @saxtonbird8371 4 роки тому +11

      Nix Dominus yeah right

  • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
    @Thor-the-BlueBoy 9 місяців тому +531

    Not only was this my first Try-not-to-Laugh challenge. This was my first ever Markiplier video. This was my first exposure to him, and I have a lot of nostalgia for this very video.

    • @oceanman207
      @oceanman207 8 місяців тому +3

      Nice to hear that, my first was subnautica. Welcome to the club

    • @AchrafsAnimations
      @AchrafsAnimations 8 місяців тому

      Ooo!

    • @ThatBirdBitch
      @ThatBirdBitch 7 місяців тому

      Goodmemories, eh?

    • @cristopherflores236
      @cristopherflores236 7 місяців тому +1

      My first was Surgeon Simulator

    • @Moneymonkeyman
      @Moneymonkeyman 7 місяців тому

      2023 club 😢 so long ago I watched this when it was 4 months old

  • @fantasygirl280
    @fantasygirl280 11 місяців тому +305

    The Sims patch notes gets me every time I watch this. I'm laughing so hard that I can't breath.

    • @The_Orange_Sonic
      @The_Orange_Sonic 3 місяці тому +1

      I like your profile pic

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 2 місяці тому +2

      I come back for those specifically and Mark’s reaction 😭

    • @HeyLookItsFNaFb
      @HeyLookItsFNaFb Місяць тому

      It is no longer possible to "Try for Baby" ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

  • @randomloser6722
    @randomloser6722 4 роки тому +4920

    Nobody:
    That girl: **Sprays bear in face**
    *5 seconds later*
    That girl: *WhY aRe YoU bReAkInG mY kAyAk???*

    • @eternalsunshinealways
      @eternalsunshinealways 4 роки тому +19

      Kermit The Frog ayyyyyy 2020 twins

    • @___skeleton___
      @___skeleton___ 4 роки тому +10

      Just about to comment that

    • @mxashe
      @mxashe 4 роки тому +8

      Kermit The Frog excuse me

    • @grug5933
      @grug5933 4 роки тому +1

      Kermit The Frog 🐸

    • @nonier22
      @nonier22 4 роки тому +1

      I love ur comment because it made me life

  • @lincolnwilson6725
    @lincolnwilson6725 4 роки тому +3830

    WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!?!
    Bear: "YOU SPRAYED ME IN THE FACE!!!"

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 4 роки тому +38

      Damn it this made me lose

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 4 роки тому +29

      Lincoln WILSON We Bare Bears sure changed from the pilot

    • @IJustWantToBeAKnight
      @IJustWantToBeAKnight 4 роки тому +37

      Bear: if it’s a piece of plastic...why do you need it...?
      Disney Princess: STAHP BEAR PLEASE!!!
      🐻
      You ignored my question mortal...

    • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
      @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 роки тому +8

      That's what I'd do

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 4 роки тому +25

      T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
      _Phil Swift has entered the chat_
      "I fixed this kayak with Flex Tape!"

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 11 місяців тому +35

    9:20 That, "Oh Scheiße" just kills me even years later I think of that clip

  • @blaketv2341
    @blaketv2341 Рік тому +418

    I laughed at the guy in the green jacket in the red hat dancing with that filter 😂😂😂

    • @alphamike5778
      @alphamike5778 Рік тому +22

      Song kinda slaps tho

    • @amiadogdecker
      @amiadogdecker Рік тому +4

      @@alphamike5778 facts

    • @HooniganDraft
      @HooniganDraft Рік тому +2

      Anyone know what video that is

    • @minecraftstuffs
      @minecraftstuffs Рік тому +2

      @@HooniganDraftother than hilarious?

    • @minecraftstuffs
      @minecraftstuffs Рік тому

      @@HooniganDraftsome of the subtitles give you hints as to what’s going on especially earlier in his try not to laugh series

  • @saryntoews
    @saryntoews 4 роки тому +7001

    Teacher: The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do.

    • @rebbyblooms
      @rebbyblooms 4 роки тому +260

      *I felt that in my soul, and that hurt*

    • @Adrian_Martinez1261
      @Adrian_Martinez1261 4 роки тому +49

      You're welcome, I got your comment to 69 likes

    • @thegamingkoolkats7280
      @thegamingkoolkats7280 4 роки тому +131

      The clock doesnt dismiss you,
      The glock does.

    • @rebbyblooms
      @rebbyblooms 4 роки тому +62

      @@thegamingkoolkats7280 my teacher is so stern. Not even a shooter could dismiss us

    • @shiro-ye1yz
      @shiro-ye1yz 4 роки тому +10

      saryn toews, *Yup!* 🙃

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 4 роки тому +4445

    Bear: Yeah iss cool I dont have any problem with kayaks
    *sprays*
    Bear: You know what?

    • @andrewyttra
      @andrewyttra 4 роки тому +149

      Greatest clip of instant karma in my life.

    • @edwardmeyers4466
      @edwardmeyers4466 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 4 роки тому +49

      Thanks. I laughed so hard that I spit over my phone because of this comment. I hope you're proud.

    • @sandisblumentals4124
      @sandisblumentals4124 4 роки тому +13

      That bear litrally, "I am going to end this girls whole life" 😂

    • @user-kq2vw5hh1t
      @user-kq2vw5hh1t 4 роки тому +6

      im the 1000th like i have achieved something in life

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn Рік тому +61

    “I love refrigerators!”
    Bob: *sweats nervously*

  • @Cranbearry_YouTube
    @Cranbearry_YouTube Рік тому +140

    I lost INSTANTLY! That guy sneezing & scaring the cat did it for me.

  • @BudgetFilms5714
    @BudgetFilms5714 3 роки тому +6846

    Bear: *sniffs kayak
    Woman: *”You’ve destroyed everything I’ve ever loved.”*

    • @Irrelevant_Account
      @Irrelevant_Account 3 роки тому +51

      My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂

    • @unnecessaryjourney634
      @unnecessaryjourney634 3 роки тому +74

      She was on a island, she had to swim in freezing cold water to get back to land lmao

    • @thediscordmemer5851
      @thediscordmemer5851 3 роки тому +37

      @@unnecessaryjourney634 lol plus why would u pepper spray the bear if you in a home

    • @unnecessaryjourney634
      @unnecessaryjourney634 3 роки тому +41

      @@thediscordmemer5851 no clue, that’s why she got what she deserved lmao

    • @BudgetFilms5714
      @BudgetFilms5714 3 роки тому +61

      @@unnecessaryjourney634 well she pepper sprayed the bear so I mean it’s karma

  • @rainorxhine
    @rainorxhine 2 роки тому +7093

    Woman: “Thank you for not touching my kayak. *pepper sprays bear in the eyes*”
    Bear: *That kayak is looking real delicious right now.*

    • @AltJGirl
      @AltJGirl 2 роки тому +86

      Probably would go good with a side of angry and spicy Karen lol

    • @scythen.8516
      @scythen.8516 2 роки тому +132

      Bro the lady goes “PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BEAR,BEAR,BEAR STAPP PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINS *crying*” LIKE WTH DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SPRAYED IT OFC IT WILL GET REVENGE

    • @Em-os1yz
      @Em-os1yz 2 роки тому +21

      Um... it was bear spray. If she wanted to hurt the bear she would have had a gun 😊

    • @null9932
      @null9932 2 роки тому +19

      @@AltJGirl If I wild bear was coming towards me I would pepper spray it too

    • @donttalktomelove5978
      @donttalktomelove5978 2 роки тому +29

      “And here is a rare sighting folks- a Karen in the wild-“
      “Seeming to be harassing a bear after hurting it with pepper spray.”
      “Who would’ve thought THIS would happen?!”
      *cough cough* Karma *cough*

  • @AntonMonster
    @AntonMonster Рік тому +241

    12:10 gets me every time 😂

  • @leem8588
    @leem8588 Рік тому +84

    I was doing so well until that law and order one 😂😂

  • @Lushyy557
    @Lushyy557 2 роки тому +6026

    The girl: *sprays aggressively at the bear*
    The bear: your kayak privileges has expired

    • @Wolf_Operations
      @Wolf_Operations 2 роки тому +91

      Bear: “You have the rig--“
      Women: “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS”
      Bear: “Fine guess I’ll tow it”

    • @youramigo3390
      @youramigo3390 2 роки тому +95

      I hate her so much she definitely deserved it

    • @GaleBlaze
      @GaleBlaze 2 роки тому +21

      @@youramigo3390 agreed

    • @horizonplayz1324
      @horizonplayz1324 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Slenderman0735
      @Slenderman0735 2 роки тому +44

      @@youramigo3390 she first doesnt want the bear to come, but when it starts destroying the thing, she wants the bear to come, she is weird

  • @user-vu8fm5vb4n
    @user-vu8fm5vb4n 4 роки тому +2606

    girl: **pepper sprays a bear** go away
    same girl 10 seconds later: *cOMe hErE*

    • @Jmsae
      @Jmsae 4 роки тому +5

      와 한국인

    • @Jmsae
      @Jmsae 4 роки тому +2

      여기서 한국인을 보다니..넘 행복해

    • @misterb9833
      @misterb9833 4 роки тому +18

      Me: MAKE UP YOUR FRICKIN MIND

    • @trashbagiana
      @trashbagiana 4 роки тому +4

      I KNOWWWW

    • @Godisgood.711
      @Godisgood.711 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @HorrorToHumanity
    @HorrorToHumanity Рік тому +27

    mark: *just stares*
    jack: "GET THAT KAYAK!"
    those two are mirrors of eachother-

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 Рік тому

      I don't think you know what a mirror is...you

    • @HorrorToHumanity
      @HorrorToHumanity Рік тому

      @@seymourbuttz6419 i do, i'm just going off that weird fictional phenomenon of you seeing TECHNICALLY yourself but also not, that was kinda the joke.

  • @W00sh33
    @W00sh33 Рік тому +17

    6:50 THE DOCTORS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!🤣🤣😭😭

  • @tray8458
    @tray8458 4 роки тому +2488

    She Protecc
    She Attacc
    But most importantly...
    B E A R S T O P E A T I N G M Y K A Y A C C

    • @fffizzed
      @fffizzed 4 роки тому +11

      TrayoMayo Animations I like how the comment above you is the exact same but 4 months ago

    • @personwholikesmusic2011
      @personwholikesmusic2011 4 роки тому +17

      I don’t think she Protecc cuz she couldent Protecc Her Kayyack

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 роки тому +7

      **gets pepper sprayed** you know what shush up I'm taking the kayak with me

    • @zanderrose811
      @zanderrose811 4 роки тому +5

      She project she attacc but most importantly BEAR STOP EATING MY KAYACC

    • @KS.Inc3019
      @KS.Inc3019 4 роки тому +2

      Masha and the bear in real life.

  • @tylermathis6227
    @tylermathis6227 3 роки тому +4124

    “Get away from the kayak”
    “Don’t come over here”
    “Get away from the kayak”
    Bear: *visible confusion*

    • @tashizelaya3009
      @tashizelaya3009 3 роки тому +36

      Well that bear could've gone through the side

    • @lucasherrick1347
      @lucasherrick1347 3 роки тому +75

      She is so annoying

    • @Grizcat-
      @Grizcat- 3 роки тому +67

      She’s a v1 Karen

    • @Mr.Dorkian
      @Mr.Dorkian 3 роки тому +73

      The bear just wanted revenge for getting pepper sprayed in the face

    • @rg_1124
      @rg_1124 3 роки тому +13

      @@Mr.Dorkian true

  • @draquonic-studios2194
    @draquonic-studios2194 Рік тому +59

    I remember this, from back when mark made good content. Who am I kidding? Mark always makes good content.

  • @Jackx324
    @Jackx324 Рік тому +10

    7:56 KILLED ME

    • @tannercornelius8567
      @tannercornelius8567 Рік тому +1

      Glad to see we're still enjoying these great videos, 👍

    • @Wecameformoore
      @Wecameformoore 4 дні тому

      What is that video its been driving me nuts for years not knowing

  • @frechieellazo7247
    @frechieellazo7247 3 роки тому +3276

    The girl is asking so many questions to the bear
    Bear: rawr

    • @xxHazel
      @xxHazel 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @zan5701
      @zan5701 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @MaggotMother_
      @MaggotMother_ 3 роки тому +6

      haha me go brrrrrr

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 роки тому +42

      The bear looked at her after he got peppersprayed as if to say- "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPRAYING ME WITH THAT STUFF YOU BITCH-" XD

    • @singingalbert3623
      @singingalbert3623 3 роки тому +9

      :( don’t do that to animals

  • @lucasglll
    @lucasglll 4 роки тому +1783

    It is no longer possible to "try for baby" ꅐꂑ꓅ꑛ ꓅ꑛꍟ ꁍ꒓ꂑꁒ ꒓ꍟꋫꉣꍟ꒓

  • @magicdreemurr3771
    @magicdreemurr3771 Рік тому +23

    6:00 What Mark said here was funnier than that video of the lady yelling at the bear. I thought I was gonna lose my hearing listening to her wailing.

  • @shermymcd
    @shermymcd 8 місяців тому +3

    The bear did the right thing. She pepper sprayed it in the face, and he broke the kayak. Vengeance well served

  • @ommym528
    @ommym528 5 років тому +4524

    Legends say she is still screaming at the bear to stop...

  • @bluevector8953
    @bluevector8953 4 роки тому +14745

    The lady yelling at the bear was like fingernails scraping on a chalkboard

    • @Mrflingflong
      @Mrflingflong 4 роки тому +72

      Copies lol

    • @bledsoee_
      @bledsoee_ 4 роки тому +581

      Her name is Karen

    • @BenDover-bh7vr
      @BenDover-bh7vr 4 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @pola3767
      @pola3767 4 роки тому +33

      same how i was thinking

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 роки тому +122

      as i was reading in the comments i was glad that that annoying part was over ;w;

  • @Last-of-the-Crimes
    @Last-of-the-Crimes 5 місяців тому +4

    3:55 it’s funny how the guy who made this clip is responsible for HLVRAI lol

  • @torenchao
    @torenchao Рік тому +10

    4 years later and I still laugh at these! i hope he makes more someday

  • @buckwheatplayz4217
    @buckwheatplayz4217 3 роки тому +2109

    Lady: is yelling at a bear like it’s a person
    The bear: you tried to spray me bi***

    • @oprix911
      @oprix911 3 роки тому +16

      Improve your goldfishes physical fitness by buying it a bicycle.

    • @yazurai4667
      @yazurai4667 3 роки тому +1

      @@oprix911 what about my homies blackfish

    • @skylearion57
      @skylearion57 3 роки тому +2

      deserved

    • @noahleonard2481
      @noahleonard2481 3 роки тому +2

      @@skylearion57 absolutely

    • @unknownknife4993
      @unknownknife4993 3 роки тому +9

      BEAR STOP THAT PLEASE BEAR PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS ITS NOT EVEN FOOD IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FOOD.

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +3927

    Girl: *asks why bear is breaking her kayak for the 69th time*
    Bear: “Here’s a better question, *WHY DID YOU PEPPER SPRAY ME AFTER I LEFT YOUR KAYAK?!”*

  • @thegraybeast1854
    @thegraybeast1854 Рік тому +16

    The thing is, I watch these at 11:30 ish every single night to see if I can refrain from laughing and waking my mom
    You know what the consequence is if I laugh. 😅

  • @mistephoenix
    @mistephoenix Рік тому +5

    I was waiting for bear lady to pull a “let me speak to your manager” after the “you’re supposed to be asleep” line

  • @swagwarehouse8517
    @swagwarehouse8517 3 роки тому +1480

    9:51 It is no longer possible to “Try for baby ᵂⁱᵀʰ ᵀʰᴱ ᵍᴿⁱᴹ ʳᴱᵃᴾᵉᴿ! *Big Wheeze*

  • @kev._._._.
    @kev._._._. 3 роки тому +2979

    When the bear lady yelled: “Gosh darnit” I was sent into manual breathing mode

    • @PrettyParodys
      @PrettyParodys 3 роки тому +79

      It's like she doesn't realize the bear is not a dog and doesn't follow her commands, next time put you kayak away

    • @katilkoala5037
      @katilkoala5037 3 роки тому +28

      @@PrettyParodys and that she peppersprayed it

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 роки тому +65

      And the fact that she peppersprayed him - he looked back at her the first time after he got peppersprayed as if to say, "this is what you get for spraying me, BITCH-"

    • @tbitzells5261
      @tbitzells5261 3 роки тому +16

      Reading this comment sent me into manual breathing mode

    • @pineapple5825
      @pineapple5825 3 роки тому +1

      What is your channel my gude?

  • @aenesthesia
    @aenesthesia 9 місяців тому +3

    6:49 why do I love that saxo🎷 man 😂🤣 ... Sergio!

  • @xen60xen
    @xen60xen Рік тому +1

    The law and order one has gotten me every time I’ve watched this for 2 years or longer XD

  • @chichi77tim
    @chichi77tim 4 роки тому +2423

    Bear: "No, It's ok, I want to leave you alone, no prob-"
    *woman pepper sprays him*
    Bear: " ... you know what?"
    *turns around*

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 3 роки тому +3993

    "In the car accident, lookin' like a president."
    *Best bars I've ever heard...*

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 роки тому +78

      😂 He's BRUH in human form

    • @wiltingroses8541
      @wiltingroses8541 2 роки тому +108

      "in a fuckin chopper, i mean an airplane"
      then mans ruins it with that 😭

    • @jjr5539
      @jjr5539 2 роки тому +25

      This dude is trying to rap but is failing miserably

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 2 роки тому +23

      @@wiltingroses8541 force one

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger 2 роки тому +1

      @@wiltingroses8541 facts

  • @chasec7812
    @chasec7812 9 місяців тому +2

    0:42 I can't contain myself with the cat

  • @bryanstephens1182
    @bryanstephens1182 4 місяці тому +1

    I loved that Luigi meme, it made me laugh so hard I bursted into tears.😂😂😂😂

  • @grey.1272
    @grey.1272 4 роки тому +2303

    'Y r u breaking my kayak'
    BECAUSE YOU PEPPERSPRAYED HIM KAREN

    • @s0leily615
      @s0leily615 4 роки тому +40

      she should have sprayed him again when he was at the kayak

    • @LowPolyyy
      @LowPolyyy 4 роки тому +11

      Exactly

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 роки тому +44

      She thought she was a motherfuckin’ Disney Princess.

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 роки тому +2

      Brooklyn HARRIS yup

    • @tiabuckey8347
      @tiabuckey8347 4 роки тому +16

      the girl is so stupid lol yelling at a bear and hoping it would stop

  • @ItsMeJT
    @ItsMeJT 2 роки тому +4081

    Woman: *pepper sprays bear*
    Bear: *walks back to kayak*
    Woman: "Bear, come back. Come here!"
    Bear: "Lady, you think I'm stupid? I ain't getting sprayed again!"

    • @someeejit
      @someeejit 2 роки тому +109

      Bear “Fool, you chose this path”

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 2 роки тому +29

      Until... the woman drops pepper spray and the bear starts charging towards her.

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 Рік тому +10

      @@glendarjj3991 good

    • @patrickstar9548
      @patrickstar9548 Рік тому +10

      Bear "NO you come here" >:)

    • @BluCoolKnux
      @BluCoolKnux Рік тому +5

      Bear was blinded by woman’s pepper spray. He didn’t know what he was doing.

  • @angelluna6598
    @angelluna6598 Рік тому +4

    “I love refrigerators” lol I was laughing fora a whole 10 minutes

  • @matthewhale9831
    @matthewhale9831 Рік тому +5

    Nah the limp bizkit baby one straight into the bear one isnt fair 😭😭😭😭

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 2 роки тому +8995

    I love how the bear kept looking at her while he walked back to the kayak and absolutely demolished it. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +284

      Animals are smarter than we give them credit for

    • @michelleq9741
      @michelleq9741 2 роки тому +30

      69 likes

    • @mattsimonds477
      @mattsimonds477 2 роки тому +69

      Lol. Poetic justice.

    • @danatos24
      @danatos24 2 роки тому +11

      @@michelleq9741 You mean 479

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 2 роки тому +7

      @@danatos24 you mean 510

  • @neonthehybrid8047
    @neonthehybrid8047 4 роки тому +904

    "WhY ARe yOu bREakInG My KaYaK!?"
    Hmmm It might have something to do with PEPPER SPRAYING THE BEAR

    • @billythebiscuitcactus
      @billythebiscuitcactus 4 роки тому +3

      She should’ve just killed the bear.

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 роки тому +31

      @@billythebiscuitcactus for fucks sake, everyone thinks that black bears are dangerous! According to my research there's been approximately 25 deaths caused by black bears in 20 years. You don't need to kill the poor bear.

    • @MA-dl4iu
      @MA-dl4iu 4 роки тому +8

      @@wannabecliffburton4275 according to your research? Should I be concerned?

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 4 роки тому

      The bear take it emotionally

    • @thegoblin2004
      @thegoblin2004 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @BluEyesGamer
    @BluEyesGamer 9 місяців тому +3

    WHEN HE SAYS "MARKIPLIER" AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE BIT OF SPIT GO OFF TO THE RIGHT. PUT IT ON 0.25 SPEED TO SEE IT CLEARER

  • @changaming1275
    @changaming1275 9 місяців тому +3

    the girl crying to the bear sounds a bit like candace from Phineas and ferb XD i'm sobbing

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +1201

    The guy reading the Sims "bug-fixes" was probably the best.

    • @PhantomThiefOracle
      @PhantomThiefOracle 5 років тому +13

      @TraustiGeir Gay Frogs was also good too

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +5

      @@PhantomThiefOracleTrue, Alex Jones memes are fantastic.

    • @jio4834
      @jio4834 5 років тому +19

      Unless it's a school, the children aren't allowed to leave and they all die.

    • @darknobinator9523
      @darknobinator9523 5 років тому +1

      No the gay frogs is way better

    • @darknobinator9523
      @darknobinator9523 5 років тому +2

      @@NathanAnStuff nah

  • @indigorain7209
    @indigorain7209 4 роки тому +726

    “WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!” *breaks into cheesy Disney princess song*

    • @Tadashichigo
      @Tadashichigo 4 роки тому +7

      There was a small part of me that wanted the bear to just somehow say “I don’t know, why’re you trying to talk to me-“

    • @miriamgodoy155
      @miriamgodoy155 4 роки тому

      @@imagnomie5242 fghkeesvz👼💇💇🎅.fxxc😒😒😱😱😱

    • @barrybeebenson7052
      @barrybeebenson7052 4 роки тому

      *Please don’t break my kayak bear~*

  • @Emiliussss
    @Emiliussss Місяць тому +2

    9:34 I haven’t played any sims games before, but I was not expecting
    “the grim reaper”

  • @FireDragonYT63
    @FireDragonYT63 Рік тому +3

    12:10
    No, Mark I totally lost at the bird getting poked in its anus 🤣🤣🤣 that part had me LMFAO 🤣🤣

  • @enixma820
    @enixma820 4 роки тому +787

    I love how the bear looks back a couple times like it knows what she’s saying, and it’s doing it on purpose after she said those stupid whiny things.

    • @zorianhd8321
      @zorianhd8321 4 роки тому

      Lol yeah XD

    • @leviathanqueen3780
      @leviathanqueen3780 4 роки тому +5

      Bears are smart, I wouldn't be surprised

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 роки тому +2

      NO, STOP BREAKING IT, COME BACK **LITERALLY JUST PEPPER SPRAYED THE BEAR**

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 4 роки тому +2657

    One reason I was laughing at the Sims one was because of the guy laughing

    • @echo9561
      @echo9561 4 роки тому +48

      I lost it at that part

    • @itzrobyn9160
      @itzrobyn9160 4 роки тому +13

      Time stamps?¿?¿?

    • @rubeling
      @rubeling 4 роки тому +34

      I found the original video, and I remember seeing this over a year ago and dying...

    • @SeanPalcic
      @SeanPalcic 4 роки тому +15

      Wheezing out words

    • @monopolyman6277
      @monopolyman6277 4 роки тому +16

      You should hear the vocoded version

  • @johnfreepunk6664
    @johnfreepunk6664 Рік тому

    Watching these old videos again really gives me
    DEJAVU!

  • @stinkyape1555
    @stinkyape1555 Рік тому +1

    This is without a doubt the best try not to laugh video I have ever watched, I know this because I can watch it over and over again and still laugh my ass off

  • @iamanevutable981
    @iamanevutable981 3 роки тому +1018

    Lady: "if you come near me, I'm going to pepper spray you."
    Also Lady: "Where are you going? Come here!"

    • @neucoarc
      @neucoarc 3 роки тому +6

      relatable

    • @neucoarc
      @neucoarc 3 роки тому +14

      you see, there's this karen that i live near, and if you do anything to her, even saying a simple "hello", she will get mad at you. when you realize she's not worth wasting time, you will just walk away while she's talking shit. she'll always say "you're harassing me! go away!" but when you do it, she's like "wait, i gotta be even more of a asshole to this person!" and then "come back! i'm not done with you!"

    • @jono5764
      @jono5764 3 роки тому +1

      She’s my science teacher

    • @rofl7448
      @rofl7448 3 роки тому

      a karen

    • @Venlxlty
      @Venlxlty 3 роки тому +2

      Her voice hurts my ears so much

  • @deaddemon4489
    @deaddemon4489 4 роки тому +843

    mark: 60% saying "not funny."
    10% laughing.
    30% DeJA Vu.

  • @nyanya2757
    @nyanya2757 Рік тому +5

    1:39 this is freaking talent.

  • @clacktloc5816
    @clacktloc5816 9 місяців тому +1

    even the older kids refuse to show that to their little brother, what a good family

  • @waevdotwav
    @waevdotwav 3 роки тому +2203

    Let’s be honest, we all need a “become enemies with child” wish

    • @Totenkreischer
      @Totenkreischer 3 роки тому +42

      My sim mother had her child as enemy. She was good and the child evil

    • @PokaDoht
      @PokaDoht 3 роки тому +4

      Yup

    • @solinvictus4367
      @solinvictus4367 2 роки тому +7

      As a teacher I do it all the time

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake Рік тому +3

      @@Totenkreischer Sounds like Lois and Stewie in Season 1 of Family Guy. XD Except Stewie considered Lois his enemy, not the other way around~

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Рік тому

      ​@@Totenkreischer I had to double take, I thought that said sith mother

  • @amizanto
    @amizanto 4 роки тому +879

    12:17 where Markiplier looks exactly like his T-Shirt

    • @realb0rby
      @realb0rby 4 роки тому +19

      That's cause the shirt is him

    • @oddsweed3937
      @oddsweed3937 4 роки тому +14

      R/wooooosh

    • @samurai6170
      @samurai6170 4 роки тому +9

      11:26 what’s this music called?

    • @tray8458
      @tray8458 4 роки тому +3

      super monkey yeah duh 200 IQ

    • @logimagnusson955
      @logimagnusson955 4 роки тому +3

      DANK_ton7783 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE It’s called Lacrimosa.

  • @ninethetwotailedfox
    @ninethetwotailedfox 9 місяців тому +2

    i love how the beginning of the video's captions is the whole video

  • @dovestair8606
    @dovestair8606 Рік тому +1

    I lost it at the same time 😂😂😂 that bird was too funny

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 3 роки тому +775

    Markiplier during the Sims 3 patch notes: *_Silent laughing_*

  • @shologungan7138
    @shologungan7138 6 років тому +243

    *Pepper sprays bear for coming near her, bear walks toward kayak* "No, come here! Get away from my kayak!" *Bear proceeds to destroy kayak as girl becomes increasingly emotionally devastated*

    • @patricksheehan43
      @patricksheehan43 6 років тому +15

      I mean if a girl tried pepper spraying me id destroy her kayak too, bears are just logical like that

    • @highlight3214
      @highlight3214 6 років тому +2

      Moments of instant karma

    • @lcorner8202
      @lcorner8202 6 років тому +1

      It looked back at her while going towards it too XD

    • @DesiPanda674
      @DesiPanda674 6 років тому +1

      Was she supposed to let the bear kill her?

    • @highlight3214
      @highlight3214 6 років тому

      Was she supposed to be commanding the bear?

  • @RexGaming107
    @RexGaming107 Рік тому +2

    3:17 Had me at that point, i couldn't keep it in anymore 🤣

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn 11 місяців тому +6

    Ah, that moment, that perfect moment when Mark's face aligns with his shirt. Euphoria.

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le 2 роки тому +2703

    I started rooting more and more for the bear the higher her voice got.

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому +126

      I rooted for the bear as soon as I saw that she sprayed the bear and it went away from her like she wanted, and started getting angry because she didn't think far enough ahead to realize that her kayak was in that exact direction.

    • @fewcandleanimations
      @fewcandleanimations Рік тому +8

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 Bro you and I watched this so close together

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Рік тому

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 true but I mean Tbf if a bear was after me yeah imma pepper spray that mother f’er

    • @weakamna
      @weakamna Рік тому +19

      Also you've already established that the spray is something the bear doesn't like... use it again?

    • @tracer0967
      @tracer0967 11 місяців тому +2

      The bear is a chad

  • @Xero-phantom89706
    @Xero-phantom89706 5 років тому +887

    Bear: to show you the power of flextape I swaed this boat in half

  • @xeniplaysdbl
    @xeniplaysdbl Рік тому +6

    This is proof on how much the humour has changed

  • @SELENAKKKKK
    @SELENAKKKKK Рік тому

    The female deer one made me scream...BUT U ROLLED IT AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jevix-xl1tx
    @Jevix-xl1tx 4 роки тому +794

    The lady yelling at the bear is like watching a baby try to put the square through the *circular* hole.

  • @Blanceisme
    @Blanceisme 3 роки тому +698

    "WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!" -girl that pepper sprayed a bear

    • @Chrissy_Valentine
      @Chrissy_Valentine 3 роки тому

      you sound like a child

    • @chikn9621
      @chikn9621 3 роки тому +7

      @@Chrissy_Valentine they just quoted from the video is all chill

    • @martinw2235
      @martinw2235 3 роки тому +21

      I'm with the bear on this one.

    • @Irrelevant_Account
      @Irrelevant_Account 3 роки тому

      My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂

    • @bigyumalol
      @bigyumalol 3 роки тому +1

      Instead of just being useless when the bear started breaking the kayak she coulda paper sprayed him again

  • @simonmcc3219
    @simonmcc3219 Рік тому +17

    2:50 ayo what the canadians up to

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame 11 місяців тому +1

      This is based on a true story
      It’s called the Gimli Glider

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 місяці тому

      1) ran out of fuel
      2) if you didn’t do that they would’ve overshot the runway because without fuel, there’s no engine power and no engine power means there’s no reverse thrust

  • @alexkuhn5188
    @alexkuhn5188 5 місяців тому

    The roomba falling down the stairs with the R2-D2 scream had me cracking up!

  • @coxucker1000
    @coxucker1000 6 років тому +2519

    *"BEAARR..BEEEEEAAAR STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER WHY ARE YOU HERE BEAAR BEEEAAAAAR"*

    • @scarletblack2912
      @scarletblack2912 6 років тому +44

      XD that was so cringe that it was funny

    • @Lacunykt
      @Lacunykt 6 років тому +50

      She sounds so distressed😂

    • @crunkodiledundee
      @crunkodiledundee 6 років тому +78

      It's almost like she pepper sprayed the bear and he was spiteful

    • @ErraticConduct
      @ErraticConduct 6 років тому +52

      bears are real smart cookies. i don't think it's almost like it knew, it knew for sure, and decided to break the kayak in anger.

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 6 років тому +5

      Libtards everyone

  • @nastyratking6976
    @nastyratking6976 5 років тому +2893

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He break the kayacc

    • @stalliongarage2339
      @stalliongarage2339 5 років тому +16

      Nice one👌

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 5 років тому +52

      "Why are you breaking my kayak!?"
      "Probably because you Peper sprayed me in the fucking face Suzan!"

    • @qwertstrewq
      @qwertstrewq 5 років тому +7

      An underrated comment,
      But a good joke!

    • @mgrubby81
      @mgrubby81 5 років тому +3

      👌

    • @kirisunshine7340
      @kirisunshine7340 5 років тому +16

      XD
      She pepper sprei
      She scream and cry
      But most importantly,
      Her kyak died

  • @lifotheparty6195
    @lifotheparty6195 Рік тому

    Lady and the bear is so great. Just a hopeless situation.
    The desperation is just top notch

  • @shadowtrooper4435
    @shadowtrooper4435 Рік тому +3

    Bear: *Enjoying Life*
    Karen: *Sprays him for no reason*
    Bear: "Aight...now I'm gonna break what's most important to you and you ain't gonna do s#!t about it."

    • @lighted_streets0Nquiet_nights
      @lighted_streets0Nquiet_nights Рік тому

      it wasn't for no reason you're supposed to spray them to discourage them if they get too close to you or your stuff

    • @shadowtrooper4435
      @shadowtrooper4435 Рік тому

      @@lighted_streets0Nquiet_nights Granted. However, she sprayed him and sent him right in the direction of her stuff. Didn't really think that through, did she?

  • @Riveripple
    @Riveripple 6 років тому +1601

    If someone peppersprayed me in the face, I'd break their kayak.

    • @drewjanus4643
      @drewjanus4643 6 років тому +51

      Never mind that I’d break their face

    • @niallslegitwife
      @niallslegitwife 6 років тому +5

      Riveripple DEADASS

    • @PotionsYT
      @PotionsYT 6 років тому +23

      But she alwaysed ask WHY are u breaking it" bears cannot speak are u stupid and shes asking the bear to come back to her so she can pepperspray more in its face lets not get mama bear here

    • @jessicadefrieze854
      @jessicadefrieze854 6 років тому

      Riveripple dame brow

    • @kingsreign4274
      @kingsreign4274 6 років тому +2

      She is dumb as crap hey lady your not snow wight

  • @avakrawz1154
    @avakrawz1154 5 років тому +717

    “I’m going to pepper spray you in the face”
    *pepper sprays bear*
    *bear proceeds to break kayak*
    “WhY aRE yOu bReaKinG mY KaYaK?!”
    “oH WhY ArE yOu dOinG THAT?!”

    • @agentwolf_0724
      @agentwolf_0724 5 років тому +4

      Ava Krawczyk just saying she had pepper spray and legs she could have run up and pepper sprayed the bear away

    • @blank9815
      @blank9815 5 років тому

      Sorry but your not magical... You will never be

    • @mikalevans2300
      @mikalevans2300 5 років тому +3

      Come here bear

    • @mikalevans2300
      @mikalevans2300 5 років тому +2

      She thought she could be like snow White and speak to the animals

    • @boxman2491
      @boxman2491 5 років тому +4

      @@agentwolf_0724 that's animal cruelty and I'm not even vegan

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +3

    1:56
    "Patrolling The Old Try Not To Laugh Videos almost makes you wish to see Markiplier in a Black and White Checkered Suit"

  • @alexno4769
    @alexno4769 28 днів тому

    NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH THIS THE SIMS PATCH NOTES STILL GET ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

  • @holdeenyo8914
    @holdeenyo8914 3 роки тому +806

    can we give props to the guy who did the subtitles, mans literally translated the ugandan knuckles russian to english

    • @justhere7108
      @justhere7108 3 роки тому +37

      The fact that the lines were from cod is hilarious

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 роки тому +16

      Not to mention narrating "mark nearly breaks again."

    • @reneebingham7872
      @reneebingham7872 3 роки тому +6

      Even better, can we give credits to mark not laughing at the russian anthem? i did like 3 times

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 роки тому +2

      I love making subtitles.

    • @tempera797
      @tempera797 3 роки тому +2

      The bird that got poked in the buthole

  • @zyxluz4645
    @zyxluz4645 4 роки тому +682

    The lady trying to reason with the bear,
    Me: this isn't funny.
    The lady: it doesn't taste good
    Me: *dies*

    • @zyxluz4645
      @zyxluz4645 4 роки тому

      @MonoChronicle It's what the lady says to the bear

    • @zyxluz4645
      @zyxluz4645 4 роки тому +1

      @MonoChronicle I didn't realize that, I'm sorry, I'm just stupid

    • @sokkawiseoaf4839
      @sokkawiseoaf4839 4 роки тому

      anyone who uses a plastic spoon knows how it taste lol

    • @mpschafer
      @mpschafer 4 роки тому

      I’m the 666th like lol

    • @shiro-ye1yz
      @shiro-ye1yz 4 роки тому +1

      Zyx Luz, *i also died there* 😂

  • @RopiGaming07
    @RopiGaming07 10 місяців тому +2

    Omg, I can't believe I lost at the DeJa Blue one 💀

  • @user-nd1eq6ur1x
    @user-nd1eq6ur1x Рік тому +6

    At the time of 2:56 zap Lane you can watch it on air crash investigation

  • @skullvaniaseb1175
    @skullvaniaseb1175 4 роки тому +695

    bear stop it, why are you doing this bear
    Bear "I CANT SEE, WHAT IS THIS THING!? WHY IS SHE YELLING!? WHAT IS GOING ON!"

    • @awkwardghst6761
      @awkwardghst6761 4 роки тому +29

      Also bear:”I’m going to end this whole woman’s September”

    • @zachhaskell1649
      @zachhaskell1649 4 роки тому +34

      she sounds like a karen that will ask for the bears manager

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 4 роки тому +3

      trsartyhth

    • @thatepicperson5208
      @thatepicperson5208 4 роки тому +10

      It’s really unBAREable

    • @djclubhouse2445
      @djclubhouse2445 4 роки тому +2

      @@zachhaskell1649 she talked to bears 😂😂

  • @harumakival
    @harumakival 5 років тому +1147

    *peppersprays bear*
    WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

  • @Totas_funnynumber
    @Totas_funnynumber Рік тому +1

    The bear breaking the kayak might be my favorite video of all time

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Рік тому +2

    mark doing try not to laugh is perfectly hilarious

  • @MissRoxanne123
    @MissRoxanne123 6 років тому +1145

    *BEAR PLEASE STOP! BEAR STOP! BEAR! BEAR!*

    • @djedge8879
      @djedge8879 6 років тому +25

      STOP IT YOUR BREAKING MY KAYAK 😡😡😡

    • @thebigbear402
      @thebigbear402 6 років тому +7

      My people did well

    • @music_wolf7027
      @music_wolf7027 6 років тому +4

      You’re ament to be sleeping it the end of September

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 6 років тому +6

      I bet the momma bear is proud of her son xD

    • @Lightninging63
      @Lightninging63 6 років тому +7

      Don't fucking pepperspray the bear next time
      Bears grudge hard man

  • @Marlock2199
    @Marlock2199 4 роки тому +495

    At 5:00 she seems like the type of person who’d yell at ice for being too cold

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 роки тому +4

      Lol yeah

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 роки тому +10

      I know the amount that she pisses me off is so much even though I have like no knowledge of bears, the most is rdr2 and research because my curiosity of the way black bears act in the game.

    • @jackssketchingstudio3524
      @jackssketchingstudio3524 4 роки тому +7

      r/rareinsults

    • @SnackGuy2Star
      @SnackGuy2Star 4 роки тому +1

      Karens be like

    • @memespeed8110
      @memespeed8110 4 роки тому

      MM

  • @citizenofiacon6404
    @citizenofiacon6404 Рік тому +2

    Markiplier’s try not to laugh is the only ones that are actually hard to not laugh

  • @emraldboy791
    @emraldboy791 9 місяців тому

    the subtitles at the beginning are perfect