Shirt's Too Short | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 роки тому +10

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 5 років тому +116

    "My shoulders are sore sometimes from tryin to keep my hopes up."
    Damn brotha, i feel ya.
    That statement hit me dead in my solar plexus....

  • @boogityhoo
    @boogityhoo 5 років тому +139

    It's amazing how Theo can simultaneously make no sense but have you understand exactly what he means . it's a true art, maybe a dark art maybe not. Lol

    • @XrawdogX
      @XrawdogX 5 років тому

      Boogity Hoo gang gang brother

    • @catsleeze
      @catsleeze 5 років тому +1

      Betta git dat hitta.

  • @hall3a
    @hall3a 5 років тому +9

    My favorite parts of your show are when you share your struggles. I relate and it makes me feel less isolated to hear about others struggles and how they deal

  • @jeremyroastscoffee2495
    @jeremyroastscoffee2495 5 років тому +44

    "Pandora's Boxing Glove." lol
    Theo never disappoints.

  • @biggestkorn1144
    @biggestkorn1144 5 років тому +24

    Lots of comedians can make people laugh but you make people feel good inside a skill u dont see often

  • @nateTheNomad23
    @nateTheNomad23 5 років тому +5

    I love how Theo just creatively whittles away at any given topic's context with the words he uses, throwing in absurd and sometimes gut wrenchingly hilarious twists.
    Its makes retaining your comprehension while listening to him like holding onto the saddle of a wild and frantic horse.
    Diggin it.

  • @shanehiggins4983
    @shanehiggins4983 5 років тому +388

    Theo on Hot Ones confirmed!?!?

  • @billybob-hv5hl
    @billybob-hv5hl 5 років тому +106

    Almost drove into an embankment this weekend. Black ice definitely is the dark arts

    • @dancinggold17
      @dancinggold17 5 років тому +4

      Wearing your wife's blood around your neck is also the dark arts. Be careful out there.

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 5 років тому +5

      You'd have to be out of your mind to think black ice isn't potentially dangerous take it easy onward

    • @digital_art_froth874
      @digital_art_froth874 5 років тому +1

      My girlfriend always has black guys air fresheners too.. wtf

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 5 років тому +1

      Thank God you weren't on pills, that woulda sealed the deal.

    • @noahjones1718
      @noahjones1718 5 років тому

      Rip billy conforto

  • @southport65
    @southport65 5 років тому +5

    man, seeing theo so happy listening to music makes me feel SO good... and that's how i feel anytime i listen to good tunes- it's the best feeling on earth, imo... music has the power to lift us from the darkest depths. thanks for turning me onto bishop gunn, brother.

  • @michaelrodie831
    @michaelrodie831 5 років тому +4

    "My shoulders are sore from trying to keep my hopes up" :D hahaha
    That struggle is real, brother!

  • @nofuxgivens2797
    @nofuxgivens2797 5 років тому +54

    "I've been off porn 90 days"
    then imagines and narrates fantasy porn roleplaying as a wolf...lmao

    • @shepdgc.og.soldier7732
      @shepdgc.og.soldier7732 5 років тому +3

      Yeah I’m not as convinced. Lol

    • @Chris-eo1bp
      @Chris-eo1bp 5 років тому +12

      Nofux Givvins that’s what you do when you don’t have porn. Imagination starts workin

    • @AlreadyLifted
      @AlreadyLifted 5 років тому +3

      You gotta get it in there, even if its imagination pornstation style brother

  • @n8nduffy
    @n8nduffy 5 років тому +29

    "I feel like my butt cheeks dont even know each other" Gang Gang

  • @sweatygoats96
    @sweatygoats96 5 років тому +3

    I abruptly quit watching porn about 3 weeks ago and haven’t participated in the dark arts since. Was much easier than I thought and I feel better about myself. I think watching your podcast is what pushed me to do it. Keep up the awesome podcasts. I’m somewhat a new listener and your already making a difference in my life. Gang gang brotha!

  • @TheRadiostar72
    @TheRadiostar72 5 років тому +3

    Jeeeesus! You told that grocery store story in the most beautiful way! I was back in the 80s shivering my ass off in the freezer section with my mom grabbing some fish sticks!!! Thanks for the throwback ❤️❤️‼️

  • @GrandSpiral
    @GrandSpiral 5 років тому +163

    RIP Billy Conforto

  • @TheRevillusion96
    @TheRevillusion96 5 років тому +46

    Billy Conforto was a very nice man,
    He downed some pills and jumped into his van,
    Sped too fast around the bend,
    Drove into an embankment and met his end.

    • @jwilliamr86
      @jwilliamr86 5 років тому +6

      I appreciate that. He was my cousin. I'm gonna show granny this.

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 5 років тому +1

      lollll

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 5 років тому

      I read this in Peppers by Butthole Surfers voice and tempo, ironically Billy was a Butthole Surfer

  • @emilybettes6478
    @emilybettes6478 5 років тому +28

    Be careful with Chantix. I know my mom had alot of problems with her anti-depressants/anti-anxiety mixed with Chantix. She had to end up not taken it anymore. Be careful. Gang Gang.

    • @RobertELee420
      @RobertELee420 5 років тому +2

      Be careful with everything your doc prescribes, they spend 6 mins listening to you if you are lucky and they write a scrip that can fuck your whole world. "''practicing medicine"' indeed. You have to research the drugs and be your own advocate. And get off meds ASAP. The longer you are on the bullshit crutch the longer it takes your brain to unfuck itself.

  • @ericofficially
    @ericofficially 5 років тому +7

    God i love all the support he's been building. Love ya Theo.

  • @metamentality9818
    @metamentality9818 5 років тому +2

    You don't complain Theo! You are just expressing how things feel to you. It is greatly appreciated!

  • @maceawa8132
    @maceawa8132 5 років тому +49

    Theo a interview with Karl pilkington would be legendary.

    • @TheAlpineShepherdBoy
      @TheAlpineShepherdBoy 5 років тому +4

      Mac Eawa Oh man.. The dry humor would be almost too much! But I would love to see Karl on the podcast. I don't hear much about him anymore.

    • @rotabom
      @rotabom 5 років тому

      Would be epic

    • @christempleton9656
      @christempleton9656 5 років тому

      HOLY SHIT

  • @EricP2831
    @EricP2831 5 років тому +27

    If u never wore a short shirt you've never truly been self conscious

    • @ephansmiphan4571
      @ephansmiphan4571 5 років тому +2

      I havent worn a short shirt but I've exposed my micro penis at a family dinner by accident, have I still felt self concious?

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 5 років тому +1

      The trick is to be able to wear a short shirt and not even be fazed by it keep trying onward

  • @chaleighdotts3515
    @chaleighdotts3515 5 років тому +15

    “Specifical length shirt” 💀😂

  • @thaifighter6132
    @thaifighter6132 5 років тому +3

    this podcast will make you laugh and it will make you cry, but we are the best community on you tube is powerful, we got all these good folks in one place.

  • @brodyrichard263
    @brodyrichard263 5 років тому +47

    GANG GANG BABY! Making wrong feel right

  • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
    @YooDabbaDabbaSquad 5 років тому +99

    Hell yeah I've been putting you in the hott ones comments forever now

    • @sonnyj2k
      @sonnyj2k 5 років тому +1

      Dabbasquad

    • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
      @YooDabbaDabbaSquad 5 років тому +1

      electric kool-aid haha aye whats up homie🔥

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 років тому +2

      Same! 🔥 🍗

    • @AmeyaBenare
      @AmeyaBenare 5 років тому +1

      Cant wait to see this southern hitter lose his shit. We gonna get some gold when that happens

    • @TheMadTitan07
      @TheMadTitan07 5 років тому

      hahahhaha Same

  • @paulhudson6138
    @paulhudson6138 5 років тому +4

    Down here in Alabama when we float the cahaba river we listen to alot of bishop Gunn. It's how my wife and i keep in touch with God and his beautiful southern playground!!!

  • @purplespacebananas
    @purplespacebananas 5 років тому +2

    “Shine” by Bishop Gunn has easily become my daily theme song. Theo I hope you know you’re injecting good vibes right into my bloodstream catdaddy. I love you brother.

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 років тому +20

    Best music on any podcast! Gang gang

  • @nickhagin7825
    @nickhagin7825 5 років тому +2

    The first 5 minutes of this episode just made my monday morning at work seem not so bad, much love from Alabama Mr. Von, gang gang keep on keepin on, lifes a garden, dig it.

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 5 років тому +11

    Campaign to buy Theo a harmonica! Get all Luisiana blues on us with that mouth harp brother!

    • @Wtfplsstfu
      @Wtfplsstfu 5 років тому

      Get that mouth organ hittah boy

  • @markaschaefer
    @markaschaefer 5 років тому +31

    I really needed this right now, thank you. Gang Gang Society.

  • @rob9149
    @rob9149 5 років тому +6

    “Raisins, raisinettes, a feminist couldn’t handle raisins doin their own thang and somebody came out with raisinettes” 😂

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 5 років тому +2

      "And that's some bad bitches in a bag right there! And they ain't fuckin' around." 🤣

  • @Notayoutubechannel89
    @Notayoutubechannel89 5 років тому +22

    Congratulations on giving your weewee a break, I'm proud of you!

  • @dylanharrington1586
    @dylanharrington1586 5 років тому +2

    Theo, you the light brother.Keep putting those positive vibes out there.You got a fan for life.

  • @paulinevereker2426
    @paulinevereker2426 5 років тому +54

    I feel for this guy. Los Angeles has got to be hard to live in for someone so easily affected by sexual visuals. I hope you make a lot of money Theo, buy a farm, make lots of babies and settle down in middle America far from it all someday.

    • @MattK_lovesYah
      @MattK_lovesYah 5 років тому

      Pauline Vereker what do you mean by visuals?

    • @chicksue7030
      @chicksue7030 5 років тому +1

      Pauline Vereker Agreed

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 років тому +2

      Pauline Vereker agreed. Here in Mid-CA, the "Los Angeles attitude" has definitely taken over. Theo must be going nuts in LA, I know I would too.

  • @Ted44fs
    @Ted44fs 5 років тому +1

    Great Fans On Here! Glad to be part of the Podcast Onwards!

  • @joshjones7698
    @joshjones7698 5 років тому +31

    HOT ONES?!!!

  • @ericwilliams2185
    @ericwilliams2185 5 років тому +3

    Theo I've noticed you've been romancing the drug more lately. We're all here for you. You have what looks to be a wonderful group of friends for support. You're good bro. GANG GANG

  • @noname-ni1qt
    @noname-ni1qt 5 років тому +5

    Im so afraid one day we'll lose Theo to this sickness as well.. Please stay strong Theo. we NEED you

  • @priscillababiak9829
    @priscillababiak9829 5 років тому +57

    fell into an embankment this morning gang gang

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 5 років тому +10

      Trump needs to build a wall around these embankments

    • @pjr5913
      @pjr5913 5 років тому +1

      hahahaah @@ISOCZAR

  • @MadridsMusic
    @MadridsMusic 5 років тому +2

    Never liked country music but you jammin out to Bishop Gun made me check them out! This podcast always puts me in a good mood

  • @travisromane8065
    @travisromane8065 5 років тому +15

    It went from 40 to 60 to 80 days off pornography in like 12 days 😂😂😂

    • @dancinggold17
      @dancinggold17 5 років тому

      Because every day without seeing my amateur car videos feels like 35 days.

  • @shadow0197
    @shadow0197 5 років тому +85

    You're a beautiful man Theo Von.

    • @Maxxroad
      @Maxxroad 5 років тому

      And you're a sexualhomo.

    • @Maxxroad
      @Maxxroad 5 років тому

      @@shadow0197 LOL I just got to that part of the podcast.

  • @Mc_123-d4o
    @Mc_123-d4o 5 років тому

    Theo your saying thanks when really it's me and all these other guys/gals all over the WORLD WHO SHOULD AND ARE THANKING YOU! You help people keep there mental health positive and keeping those good vibes, thanks so much brother. The way you describe stuff is hilarious hahaha

  • @burtonbonham1629
    @burtonbonham1629 5 років тому +4

    I love your music choices thanks for turning me on to good tunes. Gosh mahn what I wouldnt give to be able to call my Mother, God rest her soul. Its hard out here, i'm not ok but i'm still trying grinding surviving. Gang Gang

  • @pim5490
    @pim5490 5 років тому +15

    Onward!!!! Bishop Gun is......gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou, moonshine and Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo kinda music. Lol with just hint of dark arts on the brain.

  • @samdaurua
    @samdaurua 5 років тому +51

    i really want a grey blocks pizza, do they deliver to australia?

    • @MrCJR86
      @MrCJR86 5 років тому +2

      i need a slice of that pizza mate haha

    • @samdaurua
      @samdaurua 5 років тому +3

      We should get that hitter then we can share

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 5 років тому +2

      @@samdaurua sharing is caring gang gang! onward

    • @KrakupKiwi
      @KrakupKiwi 5 років тому +1

      @@Bushey4545 gang gang

    • @patti873
      @patti873 5 років тому

      It’s on the way to the beach

  • @Letseatbambi
    @Letseatbambi 5 років тому

    All of Theo's This Past Weekend comments sections have got to contain the nicest people and comments on youtube. So much love for y'all

  • @kranx2690
    @kranx2690 5 років тому +1

    I been having a rough time today. I realized I have a lot of signs that point to being bipolar and had crazy mood swings today and I threw this on just to listen to something and my mood is instantly better from just laughing thanks theo

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 5 років тому +1

    Theo is my favorite comedian. He reminds me of an old friend of mine growing up in Oklahoma.

  • @ryanneal6259
    @ryanneal6259 5 років тому +19

    Was waiting for that notification this morning!
    Gang gang

  • @bobfarley1772
    @bobfarley1772 5 років тому +1

    Shout out from Kenai Alaska!! Just rode my moose from work. 1 moose power is like 100 horse power. Gang Gang keep up good shit Theo you gotta come to Alaska.

  • @scottpisces8591
    @scottpisces8591 5 років тому +2

    Theo..here it is Pisces season. Bro been listening for a year plus.. and to have this posted today.. a great Bday present..thank ya. Your a cool Mutha Trucker!

  • @brandonkchase
    @brandonkchase 5 років тому +1

    I watch a few different Podcasters, but Theo your always one i catch myself watching almost if not everyday. You just dont bullshit, 100% real person. And you are strong and will always have people that care about you. Stay strong bruh! GANG GANG!

  • @TanPlantFilm
    @TanPlantFilm 5 років тому +2

    Chantix gives you CRAZY vivid dreams. Can’t wait to hear about that lol

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 років тому +3

    Once Theo kicks the bucket, one of the weirdest things people are gonna find is 100 God dammed copies of that Anthrax CD. Let 'em wonder!

  • @BarfyMan_362
    @BarfyMan_362 5 років тому

    33:51 “its like a french person spittin on your butt” Theo was so close to laughing as he said that lmao

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 5 років тому +1

      That French wishing well homie!

  • @TheTwinExperience23
    @TheTwinExperience23 5 років тому +16

    12:52 foreshadowing HOT ONES? LETS GOOO

  • @Drangus135
    @Drangus135 5 років тому +6

    I needed this, dude. Thanks.

  • @jewfedmuzik
    @jewfedmuzik 5 років тому

    "Of those seven dwarves that are always sleepy... Dozer or something.."
    -Theo
    And that's why we fawkin love yah brobro!

  • @paulmclean3128
    @paulmclean3128 5 років тому +1

    One week off Methadone after 12 years ! Long hard road but life is good. Theo is an inspiration for a lot of people! RIP Luke Perry.

    • @Wtfplsstfu
      @Wtfplsstfu 5 років тому

      Congrats man! I just got off the done 3 months ago for the second and last time. Stay strong bro. Those cravings become a bad memory soon enough

  • @abstrktvisuals
    @abstrktvisuals 5 років тому +3

    The produce section at the supermarket is that dark arts

  • @MrJonne2000
    @MrJonne2000 5 років тому +1

    Alaska bit made me look like a lunatic trying not to laugh while at the store

  • @Alygoola
    @Alygoola 5 років тому +2

    Theo, your the man. You inspire me to be me every day. Keep being real with it. Gang gang.

  • @blythehilliard7936
    @blythehilliard7936 5 років тому +3

    I’m on day 4 no cigs, have a chantix RX if I choose that route, thanks for touching on the topic! Here’s to quitting!!! Gang Gang!!

  • @michaelcorcoran3942
    @michaelcorcoran3942 5 років тому +1

    I caved to dark arts...here with a pint beer and a cigarette at a bar alone. Fuck it bruh!!!

  • @jordansundberg7762
    @jordansundberg7762 5 років тому

    a 100% flip to the last solo podcast intro! Love seeing your a human you go through your feelings rather than tossin that sheeeit. Good on ya brotha! #ONWARD 👌😎🤘

  • @amandamcbride256
    @amandamcbride256 5 років тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂"Now days the dead animals dont even like to be that cold cuz they biitches.". I can't breathe.

  • @andrewfulginiti5874
    @andrewfulginiti5874 5 років тому

    ive delt with the same thing taking care of my grandmother. Days i played music from her era for her she would speak more clearly, on good days i could have conversation with her.

  • @hildyvanhefeweizen2762
    @hildyvanhefeweizen2762 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for being a bright spot every Monday morning. Love ya Theo.

  • @noahomen
    @noahomen 5 років тому +1

    I love you theo thank you for shedding your light dawg we need people like you in this world

  • @foatie
    @foatie 5 років тому

    That little riff at 0:58 is that HIT-TERRRRR

  • @christianhill8681
    @christianhill8681 5 років тому +1

    Going to your show in Boston saturday! Will be my first comedy show, so pumped man!

  • @aaronaaron7671
    @aaronaaron7671 5 років тому +2

    I stopped smoking cigs for 7 months and messed up smoked couple hits and started back ,,, now I'm back on the patches trying to quit smoking again, ,, if you ever stop smoking don't play with that devil anymore it will get you back fast ,, stay strong, Jesus Christ is the light truth and the way

  • @sethcoletti4857
    @sethcoletti4857 2 роки тому

    “A jingle bell that’s a gateway drug to meeting guys sometimes, onward.”

  • @ChanceTalksBusiness
    @ChanceTalksBusiness 5 років тому

    When the Native American called and Theo told him check out the history books, I almost died! That was funny!

  • @sarahsmthrox
    @sarahsmthrox 5 років тому +4

    Your thought process. Love it.

  • @dainryder8234
    @dainryder8234 5 років тому

    That call from the guy in India was really great. Amen Brother and God bless you Theo.

  • @BroImSoHGood
    @BroImSoHGood 5 років тому +9

    I will have the address of Grey Block Pizza engrained into my brain for the rest of my life. Gang gang.

  • @BarDownSnizzzzy19
    @BarDownSnizzzzy19 5 років тому +12

    Ask KFC about cheating on his pregnant wife when you meet up with barstool

  • @thebourquetorque
    @thebourquetorque 5 років тому +2

    Idk about short shirts, but i can def picture theo rocking short shorts with one of his vests.

  • @alwaysonhiatus
    @alwaysonhiatus 5 років тому +1

    "14K gonads bruh!" That sh!t is golden. 😝

  • @dayglow76
    @dayglow76 5 років тому +11

    Theosporin. Get that useless cream hittah.

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 5 років тому

    Please keep us up to date on the Chantix and not smoking. I've been able to quit for 9mo at a time but never more over the last 15yrs. Been considering something like Chantix but I take other medications too so I'm wary. Hope it helps! Keep quittin!

  • @LilRashee
    @LilRashee 5 років тому +3

    Keep those candles burnin boi don’t listen to the haters

  • @johnnie543
    @johnnie543 5 років тому

    You know it's about to be a good Monday when Theo "Little Short Shirt" Von drops that Monday shine hittah boi!! Onward....

  • @joshpope4348
    @joshpope4348 5 років тому

    I'm 2 years without smoking and used Chantix! Used to smoke a pack a day for 6 years. You are going to be free Theo man. Get that hitter

  • @brettlogan1421
    @brettlogan1421 5 років тому +6

    Gotta watch this later. I'll be thinking about it while I work.

  • @m.o.2185
    @m.o.2185 5 років тому +2

    Thanks for introducing Bishop Gunn. They give me a Black Crowes vibe.

    • @joshmonster375
      @joshmonster375 5 років тому

      Yeah cause we needed another white soul papa band singin about shining a light...

  • @jeffreyhargrove2299
    @jeffreyhargrove2299 4 роки тому

    Dusty snout chowder ... 😭😭😭😂 Cocaine challenge this dude killing me

  • @oiitzME1266
    @oiitzME1266 5 років тому

    Nothing makes me smile like Theo putting on that Bishop Gun hittah

  • @garywinthorpe3382
    @garywinthorpe3382 5 років тому +2

    Dude: hey theo im native american
    Theo: welcome back... lmao classic theo

    • @dancinggold17
      @dancinggold17 5 років тому

      Right? I can't believe all the comments aren't about that wtf is he thinking? 😂

  • @deadboyt8436
    @deadboyt8436 5 років тому +1

    Much love and respect to you Theo! Keep up with your flow and keep you head up brother! Stay killin it! Gang Gang

  • @debjonesloyal4190
    @debjonesloyal4190 5 років тому +1

    Theo sporting the Patrick Swayze barnet circa Roadhouse. Both looking sexy with thier mullets, a rare and mystifying feat.

  • @dignan193
    @dignan193 5 років тому

    I smoked one, fired up this episode where I left off and it was right at the freezer, butter ball hittah part. I think I'm dead😂

  • @TheLawnCareNut
    @TheLawnCareNut 5 років тому +2

    I'm 5'8" tall, I have never left the house with a too short shirt, ever.

  • @alcaholic640
    @alcaholic640 5 років тому

    Thanks for this hitta theo! im feeling bummed today this morning i had to put my dog down she was 11 she went everywhere i did i was able to bring her to work with me and now im left feelin empty inside. theo always makes me laugh when i need it

    • @Wtfplsstfu
      @Wtfplsstfu 5 років тому

      Sorry about your dog. Shits always rough. Keep your head up brother. Let Theo and the gang fill some of that emptiness for ya. Gang gang

  • @ContradictoryCom
    @ContradictoryCom 5 років тому +5

    Been voting for you on Hot Ones msg boards! So excited to see you eat some hot hitters

  • @yobetts
    @yobetts 5 років тому

    This dude is mad sick. haven't even watched the episode but the start is already perfect