It's amazing how Theo can simultaneously make no sense but have you understand exactly what he means . it's a true art, maybe a dark art maybe not. Lol
My favorite parts of your show are when you share your struggles. I relate and it makes me feel less isolated to hear about others struggles and how they deal
I love how Theo just creatively whittles away at any given topic's context with the words he uses, throwing in absurd and sometimes gut wrenchingly hilarious twists. Its makes retaining your comprehension while listening to him like holding onto the saddle of a wild and frantic horse. Diggin it.
man, seeing theo so happy listening to music makes me feel SO good... and that's how i feel anytime i listen to good tunes- it's the best feeling on earth, imo... music has the power to lift us from the darkest depths. thanks for turning me onto bishop gunn, brother.
I abruptly quit watching porn about 3 weeks ago and haven’t participated in the dark arts since. Was much easier than I thought and I feel better about myself. I think watching your podcast is what pushed me to do it. Keep up the awesome podcasts. I’m somewhat a new listener and your already making a difference in my life. Gang gang brotha!
Jeeeesus! You told that grocery store story in the most beautiful way! I was back in the 80s shivering my ass off in the freezer section with my mom grabbing some fish sticks!!! Thanks for the throwback ❤️❤️‼️
Billy Conforto was a very nice man, He downed some pills and jumped into his van, Sped too fast around the bend, Drove into an embankment and met his end.
Be careful with Chantix. I know my mom had alot of problems with her anti-depressants/anti-anxiety mixed with Chantix. She had to end up not taken it anymore. Be careful. Gang Gang.
Be careful with everything your doc prescribes, they spend 6 mins listening to you if you are lucky and they write a scrip that can fuck your whole world. "''practicing medicine"' indeed. You have to research the drugs and be your own advocate. And get off meds ASAP. The longer you are on the bullshit crutch the longer it takes your brain to unfuck itself.
this podcast will make you laugh and it will make you cry, but we are the best community on you tube is powerful, we got all these good folks in one place.
Down here in Alabama when we float the cahaba river we listen to alot of bishop Gunn. It's how my wife and i keep in touch with God and his beautiful southern playground!!!
“Shine” by Bishop Gunn has easily become my daily theme song. Theo I hope you know you’re injecting good vibes right into my bloodstream catdaddy. I love you brother.
The first 5 minutes of this episode just made my monday morning at work seem not so bad, much love from Alabama Mr. Von, gang gang keep on keepin on, lifes a garden, dig it.
I feel for this guy. Los Angeles has got to be hard to live in for someone so easily affected by sexual visuals. I hope you make a lot of money Theo, buy a farm, make lots of babies and settle down in middle America far from it all someday.
Theo I've noticed you've been romancing the drug more lately. We're all here for you. You have what looks to be a wonderful group of friends for support. You're good bro. GANG GANG
Theo your saying thanks when really it's me and all these other guys/gals all over the WORLD WHO SHOULD AND ARE THANKING YOU! You help people keep there mental health positive and keeping those good vibes, thanks so much brother. The way you describe stuff is hilarious hahaha
I love your music choices thanks for turning me on to good tunes. Gosh mahn what I wouldnt give to be able to call my Mother, God rest her soul. Its hard out here, i'm not ok but i'm still trying grinding surviving. Gang Gang
Onward!!!! Bishop Gun is......gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou, moonshine and Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo kinda music. Lol with just hint of dark arts on the brain.
I been having a rough time today. I realized I have a lot of signs that point to being bipolar and had crazy mood swings today and I threw this on just to listen to something and my mood is instantly better from just laughing thanks theo
Shout out from Kenai Alaska!! Just rode my moose from work. 1 moose power is like 100 horse power. Gang Gang keep up good shit Theo you gotta come to Alaska.
Theo..here it is Pisces season. Bro been listening for a year plus.. and to have this posted today.. a great Bday present..thank ya. Your a cool Mutha Trucker!
I watch a few different Podcasters, but Theo your always one i catch myself watching almost if not everyday. You just dont bullshit, 100% real person. And you are strong and will always have people that care about you. Stay strong bruh! GANG GANG!
a 100% flip to the last solo podcast intro! Love seeing your a human you go through your feelings rather than tossin that sheeeit. Good on ya brotha! #ONWARD 👌😎🤘
ive delt with the same thing taking care of my grandmother. Days i played music from her era for her she would speak more clearly, on good days i could have conversation with her.
I stopped smoking cigs for 7 months and messed up smoked couple hits and started back ,,, now I'm back on the patches trying to quit smoking again, ,, if you ever stop smoking don't play with that devil anymore it will get you back fast ,, stay strong, Jesus Christ is the light truth and the way
Please keep us up to date on the Chantix and not smoking. I've been able to quit for 9mo at a time but never more over the last 15yrs. Been considering something like Chantix but I take other medications too so I'm wary. Hope it helps! Keep quittin!
Thanks for this hitta theo! im feeling bummed today this morning i had to put my dog down she was 11 she went everywhere i did i was able to bring her to work with me and now im left feelin empty inside. theo always makes me laugh when i need it
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
"My shoulders are sore sometimes from tryin to keep my hopes up."
Damn brotha, i feel ya.
That statement hit me dead in my solar plexus....
It's amazing how Theo can simultaneously make no sense but have you understand exactly what he means . it's a true art, maybe a dark art maybe not. Lol
Boogity Hoo gang gang brother
Betta git dat hitta.
My favorite parts of your show are when you share your struggles. I relate and it makes me feel less isolated to hear about others struggles and how they deal
"Pandora's Boxing Glove." lol
Theo never disappoints.
Lots of comedians can make people laugh but you make people feel good inside a skill u dont see often
I love how Theo just creatively whittles away at any given topic's context with the words he uses, throwing in absurd and sometimes gut wrenchingly hilarious twists.
Its makes retaining your comprehension while listening to him like holding onto the saddle of a wild and frantic horse.
Diggin it.
Theo on Hot Ones confirmed!?!?
Yes... That's what I'm waiting for..
lol no way
12:52
Yuuup. Theo about to blow up after that, the gang gang is going to get bigger
GANG GANG
You’re the man shane
Almost drove into an embankment this weekend. Black ice definitely is the dark arts
Wearing your wife's blood around your neck is also the dark arts. Be careful out there.
You'd have to be out of your mind to think black ice isn't potentially dangerous take it easy onward
My girlfriend always has black guys air fresheners too.. wtf
Thank God you weren't on pills, that woulda sealed the deal.
Rip billy conforto
man, seeing theo so happy listening to music makes me feel SO good... and that's how i feel anytime i listen to good tunes- it's the best feeling on earth, imo... music has the power to lift us from the darkest depths. thanks for turning me onto bishop gunn, brother.
"My shoulders are sore from trying to keep my hopes up" :D hahaha
That struggle is real, brother!
"I've been off porn 90 days"
then imagines and narrates fantasy porn roleplaying as a wolf...lmao
Yeah I’m not as convinced. Lol
Nofux Givvins that’s what you do when you don’t have porn. Imagination starts workin
You gotta get it in there, even if its imagination pornstation style brother
"I feel like my butt cheeks dont even know each other" Gang Gang
I abruptly quit watching porn about 3 weeks ago and haven’t participated in the dark arts since. Was much easier than I thought and I feel better about myself. I think watching your podcast is what pushed me to do it. Keep up the awesome podcasts. I’m somewhat a new listener and your already making a difference in my life. Gang gang brotha!
Jeeeesus! You told that grocery store story in the most beautiful way! I was back in the 80s shivering my ass off in the freezer section with my mom grabbing some fish sticks!!! Thanks for the throwback ❤️❤️‼️
RIP Billy Conforto
Rest In Peace.
Fuck embankments
Drove into an embankment high on pills
Never forget
Billy Conforto was a very nice man,
He downed some pills and jumped into his van,
Sped too fast around the bend,
Drove into an embankment and met his end.
I appreciate that. He was my cousin. I'm gonna show granny this.
lollll
I read this in Peppers by Butthole Surfers voice and tempo, ironically Billy was a Butthole Surfer
Be careful with Chantix. I know my mom had alot of problems with her anti-depressants/anti-anxiety mixed with Chantix. She had to end up not taken it anymore. Be careful. Gang Gang.
Be careful with everything your doc prescribes, they spend 6 mins listening to you if you are lucky and they write a scrip that can fuck your whole world. "''practicing medicine"' indeed. You have to research the drugs and be your own advocate. And get off meds ASAP. The longer you are on the bullshit crutch the longer it takes your brain to unfuck itself.
God i love all the support he's been building. Love ya Theo.
You don't complain Theo! You are just expressing how things feel to you. It is greatly appreciated!
Theo a interview with Karl pilkington would be legendary.
Mac Eawa Oh man.. The dry humor would be almost too much! But I would love to see Karl on the podcast. I don't hear much about him anymore.
Would be epic
HOLY SHIT
If u never wore a short shirt you've never truly been self conscious
I havent worn a short shirt but I've exposed my micro penis at a family dinner by accident, have I still felt self concious?
The trick is to be able to wear a short shirt and not even be fazed by it keep trying onward
“Specifical length shirt” 💀😂
this podcast will make you laugh and it will make you cry, but we are the best community on you tube is powerful, we got all these good folks in one place.
GANG GANG BABY! Making wrong feel right
Hell yeah I've been putting you in the hott ones comments forever now
Dabbasquad
electric kool-aid haha aye whats up homie🔥
Same! 🔥 🍗
Cant wait to see this southern hitter lose his shit. We gonna get some gold when that happens
hahahhaha Same
Down here in Alabama when we float the cahaba river we listen to alot of bishop Gunn. It's how my wife and i keep in touch with God and his beautiful southern playground!!!
“Shine” by Bishop Gunn has easily become my daily theme song. Theo I hope you know you’re injecting good vibes right into my bloodstream catdaddy. I love you brother.
Best music on any podcast! Gang gang
The first 5 minutes of this episode just made my monday morning at work seem not so bad, much love from Alabama Mr. Von, gang gang keep on keepin on, lifes a garden, dig it.
Campaign to buy Theo a harmonica! Get all Luisiana blues on us with that mouth harp brother!
Get that mouth organ hittah boy
I really needed this right now, thank you. Gang Gang Society.
“Raisins, raisinettes, a feminist couldn’t handle raisins doin their own thang and somebody came out with raisinettes” 😂
"And that's some bad bitches in a bag right there! And they ain't fuckin' around." 🤣
Congratulations on giving your weewee a break, I'm proud of you!
Theo, you the light brother.Keep putting those positive vibes out there.You got a fan for life.
I feel for this guy. Los Angeles has got to be hard to live in for someone so easily affected by sexual visuals. I hope you make a lot of money Theo, buy a farm, make lots of babies and settle down in middle America far from it all someday.
Pauline Vereker what do you mean by visuals?
Pauline Vereker Agreed
Pauline Vereker agreed. Here in Mid-CA, the "Los Angeles attitude" has definitely taken over. Theo must be going nuts in LA, I know I would too.
Great Fans On Here! Glad to be part of the Podcast Onwards!
HOT ONES?!!!
Theo I've noticed you've been romancing the drug more lately. We're all here for you. You have what looks to be a wonderful group of friends for support. You're good bro. GANG GANG
Im so afraid one day we'll lose Theo to this sickness as well.. Please stay strong Theo. we NEED you
fell into an embankment this morning gang gang
Trump needs to build a wall around these embankments
hahahaah @@ISOCZAR
Never liked country music but you jammin out to Bishop Gun made me check them out! This podcast always puts me in a good mood
It went from 40 to 60 to 80 days off pornography in like 12 days 😂😂😂
Because every day without seeing my amateur car videos feels like 35 days.
You're a beautiful man Theo Von.
And you're a sexualhomo.
@@shadow0197 LOL I just got to that part of the podcast.
Theo your saying thanks when really it's me and all these other guys/gals all over the WORLD WHO SHOULD AND ARE THANKING YOU! You help people keep there mental health positive and keeping those good vibes, thanks so much brother. The way you describe stuff is hilarious hahaha
I love your music choices thanks for turning me on to good tunes. Gosh mahn what I wouldnt give to be able to call my Mother, God rest her soul. Its hard out here, i'm not ok but i'm still trying grinding surviving. Gang Gang
Onward!!!! Bishop Gun is......gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou, moonshine and Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo kinda music. Lol with just hint of dark arts on the brain.
i really want a grey blocks pizza, do they deliver to australia?
i need a slice of that pizza mate haha
We should get that hitter then we can share
@@samdaurua sharing is caring gang gang! onward
@@Bushey4545 gang gang
It’s on the way to the beach
All of Theo's This Past Weekend comments sections have got to contain the nicest people and comments on youtube. So much love for y'all
I been having a rough time today. I realized I have a lot of signs that point to being bipolar and had crazy mood swings today and I threw this on just to listen to something and my mood is instantly better from just laughing thanks theo
Theo is my favorite comedian. He reminds me of an old friend of mine growing up in Oklahoma.
Was waiting for that notification this morning!
Gang gang
Shout out from Kenai Alaska!! Just rode my moose from work. 1 moose power is like 100 horse power. Gang Gang keep up good shit Theo you gotta come to Alaska.
Theo..here it is Pisces season. Bro been listening for a year plus.. and to have this posted today.. a great Bday present..thank ya. Your a cool Mutha Trucker!
I watch a few different Podcasters, but Theo your always one i catch myself watching almost if not everyday. You just dont bullshit, 100% real person. And you are strong and will always have people that care about you. Stay strong bruh! GANG GANG!
Chantix gives you CRAZY vivid dreams. Can’t wait to hear about that lol
Once Theo kicks the bucket, one of the weirdest things people are gonna find is 100 God dammed copies of that Anthrax CD. Let 'em wonder!
33:51 “its like a french person spittin on your butt” Theo was so close to laughing as he said that lmao
That French wishing well homie!
12:52 foreshadowing HOT ONES? LETS GOOO
Awww yeeaw
I needed this, dude. Thanks.
"Of those seven dwarves that are always sleepy... Dozer or something.."
-Theo
And that's why we fawkin love yah brobro!
One week off Methadone after 12 years ! Long hard road but life is good. Theo is an inspiration for a lot of people! RIP Luke Perry.
Congrats man! I just got off the done 3 months ago for the second and last time. Stay strong bro. Those cravings become a bad memory soon enough
The produce section at the supermarket is that dark arts
Alaska bit made me look like a lunatic trying not to laugh while at the store
Theo, your the man. You inspire me to be me every day. Keep being real with it. Gang gang.
I’m on day 4 no cigs, have a chantix RX if I choose that route, thanks for touching on the topic! Here’s to quitting!!! Gang Gang!!
I caved to dark arts...here with a pint beer and a cigarette at a bar alone. Fuck it bruh!!!
a 100% flip to the last solo podcast intro! Love seeing your a human you go through your feelings rather than tossin that sheeeit. Good on ya brotha! #ONWARD 👌😎🤘
😂😂😂😂😂😂"Now days the dead animals dont even like to be that cold cuz they biitches.". I can't breathe.
ive delt with the same thing taking care of my grandmother. Days i played music from her era for her she would speak more clearly, on good days i could have conversation with her.
Thanks for being a bright spot every Monday morning. Love ya Theo.
I love you theo thank you for shedding your light dawg we need people like you in this world
That little riff at 0:58 is that HIT-TERRRRR
Going to your show in Boston saturday! Will be my first comedy show, so pumped man!
I stopped smoking cigs for 7 months and messed up smoked couple hits and started back ,,, now I'm back on the patches trying to quit smoking again, ,, if you ever stop smoking don't play with that devil anymore it will get you back fast ,, stay strong, Jesus Christ is the light truth and the way
“A jingle bell that’s a gateway drug to meeting guys sometimes, onward.”
When the Native American called and Theo told him check out the history books, I almost died! That was funny!
Your thought process. Love it.
That call from the guy in India was really great. Amen Brother and God bless you Theo.
I will have the address of Grey Block Pizza engrained into my brain for the rest of my life. Gang gang.
Lmaooo
1811 Pico blvd, on the way to the beach. Can't remember my wife's phone number number, but I got Grey Block.
Always
Ask KFC about cheating on his pregnant wife when you meet up with barstool
Idk about short shirts, but i can def picture theo rocking short shorts with one of his vests.
"14K gonads bruh!" That sh!t is golden. 😝
on.hiatus “Golden” 😄
Theosporin. Get that useless cream hittah.
Please keep us up to date on the Chantix and not smoking. I've been able to quit for 9mo at a time but never more over the last 15yrs. Been considering something like Chantix but I take other medications too so I'm wary. Hope it helps! Keep quittin!
Keep those candles burnin boi don’t listen to the haters
You know it's about to be a good Monday when Theo "Little Short Shirt" Von drops that Monday shine hittah boi!! Onward....
I'm 2 years without smoking and used Chantix! Used to smoke a pack a day for 6 years. You are going to be free Theo man. Get that hitter
Gotta watch this later. I'll be thinking about it while I work.
OK.
Are you off work yet? We are very concerned. Gang gang.
@@dancinggold17 5 more hrs
Thanks for introducing Bishop Gunn. They give me a Black Crowes vibe.
Yeah cause we needed another white soul papa band singin about shining a light...
Dusty snout chowder ... 😭😭😭😂 Cocaine challenge this dude killing me
Nothing makes me smile like Theo putting on that Bishop Gun hittah
Dude: hey theo im native american
Theo: welcome back... lmao classic theo
Right? I can't believe all the comments aren't about that wtf is he thinking? 😂
Much love and respect to you Theo! Keep up with your flow and keep you head up brother! Stay killin it! Gang Gang
Theo sporting the Patrick Swayze barnet circa Roadhouse. Both looking sexy with thier mullets, a rare and mystifying feat.
I smoked one, fired up this episode where I left off and it was right at the freezer, butter ball hittah part. I think I'm dead😂
I'm 5'8" tall, I have never left the house with a too short shirt, ever.
gang
Get Fatter
Thanks for this hitta theo! im feeling bummed today this morning i had to put my dog down she was 11 she went everywhere i did i was able to bring her to work with me and now im left feelin empty inside. theo always makes me laugh when i need it
Sorry about your dog. Shits always rough. Keep your head up brother. Let Theo and the gang fill some of that emptiness for ya. Gang gang
Been voting for you on Hot Ones msg boards! So excited to see you eat some hot hitters
This dude is mad sick. haven't even watched the episode but the start is already perfect