No Dirty Carrots | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2019
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Zak Stufflebeam - Комедії
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Ima start being good to myself bruh - I've been being good to everyone else lately and putting all my shit second. Gang booyyy you made it Theo keep getting bigger and keep getting success
Thanks for coming on our poultry passion project. Gang gang!
Gang
First We Feast shout out to Sean and everyone at hot ones and the rat king boi you need some new guests to interview Theo what’s goin on
My favorite episode tied with Riff Raff
You should get Mike Tyson! And also Drake and Josh.
Sean needs to be on TPW boy. I’ll be patiently waiting for that epic hitter of an episode. Gang gang
"Hot Ones is a, poultry passion project."
Thank God for this podcast lmfaoo
Bahahaaaaa 😂😂
ah yes, the triple P
I read this exactly when he said it. Gang gang telepathy in the house.
@@eisenwerks6388 more like coincidence lol
He has a way with words doesn't he ?
My fav thing about this podcast is that it really feels like Theo is sitting here having a conversation with me.
Like listening to an old timey friend on a radio show 📻
Gang for Life
"You gotta have a lil bit of that detective to be friends with twins." Gold.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE HITTA WHO BEAT DOWN SYNDROME
Scored 10-10. 10-9. 10-9. After 12 rounds
Respectfully. Gang gang
THEO dont ever feel sorry for expressing free thoughts! Keep up the epic podcasts you're a legend
Ty Nation yeh he is brave af putting all this out here to the world to see. I know I couldn’t do it.
Damn theo that theme song hit me. Been struggling with relapses lately but everytime i see a new podcast it helps keep my head up. Gang gang gonna see the light and stay away from the dark arts
I'm fighting the fight with you bruh, keep your head up!
Sending love to you, man. Keep showing up, til you make that thing your bitch. You're prayed for. Keep us posted.
U GOT THIS BROTHER. LIFE IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS DARK.
mynameisBS98 you got this
4 months sober myself. Keep up the fight bruh. The crusade against those dark arts is real. We out here baby
Theo i just cant imagine u with a giant ego, youre one of the more humble people in entertainment brother just be yourself and youll be ok. I look forward to watching you grow as a man and comedian. Youre a damn inspiration to me and so many other people. Salute
Theo Von may actually be the most interesting man in the world. GANG GANG
Wow that's a trip! Love you Kemba! And I'm watching Hornets and Theo now
Lord, Jesus... My soul needed the first 10 minutes of this in a real-real way. Always blessing my dome foam, brother. 🙏🏻 Appreciate the shit out of you.
#YOUGOTALILBROWNONYOURNOSETHERE:)
I’m a simple man. I see a video of Theo, and I give it a like. Gang gang brother
I'm a simple woman. I do the same. 😂
Thank you for showing up brother be good to yourself you deserve it GANG GANG
Yes I'm also a fan but is he throwing up 6, 6, 6s in the thumbnail I really hope he didn't sell his soul to goat lucy
I love Theo for being so honest and vulnerable. He sets a great example for men to feel their feelings/wanna be healthy and still be cool AF. 💙
Theo "The Dude Therapist" Von
Theo’s been spreading around to all these podcasts like he’s VD
I know he was also on the trending page of UA-cam for his appearance on the hot ones I guess he just recently sold his soul to goat lucy he was also on dirt nasties podcast who sold his soul to the goat years ago I guess he's passing the torch to Theo gang gang keep fighting the dark arts Theo!
Someone write their own joke pleeeease
Theo's everywhere
reminding me of Swayze's character in Donnie Darko.
RIP Pat Swa Zee
Hey dude these past few weeks have been rougghhh... but I’ve been listening to ur podcasts more and more n they really cheer me up thx brother
Hope things get better!
Things will get better.
We're all on this planet together babe, sending you hugs from Ireland, 💚☘
Got to see Theo live this weekend! He killed it in San Jose. Thanks for that Sunday hittah.
I was there Saturday night 3 tables from the front. That beetljuice bit killed me, the little kid face he made while "waiting in line" was hilarious
Njsportsscene
Im jealous! Have yet to see him live ....cant wait :)
@@user-is3ie3wp7s His dad made the effort, boi. New little beetlejuice outfit
I commend Theo for a recording a podcast righter after his show in San Jose.
itsmebernard what happens in SJ?
There was an undocumented prairie dog and people eating caterpillars in the street
Really? I commend a person flipping burgers for 8 hours WAAAAY more. This guy is living it up.
@@udunwanaknow Go watch people flip burgers then.
@@udunwanaknow shouldn't you be at a protest or something kiddo
Theo you're a good man. An original person in a area full of cookie cutter entertainers. And it's ok to feel good about getting bigger. Embrace it then use it for something positive
I’m a 21 yr old girl from Austin Tx and I have a crush on Theo but also look up to you as a mentor for sure. You’re relatable. Your podcasts help me get thru this crazy life trip 🤘🏼much love gang gang ...hope to see a show one day
man i felt this hard...i lost 100lbs this past year thinking it was going to make me feel better about myself and give me confidence..and its been about a year that ive managed to keep the weight off but i still feel pretty much exactly the same inside. Ive also managed to take my art to another level this past year but im still just stuck feeling like garbage ha. dunno why im even saying this stuff at this point..just relating and venting lol. gang gang
Your value and self worth is in you simply existing. You were born with it. It’s underneath your conditioning. 💞
I'm there too. Lost 107lbs and you expect to feel so much better about yourself, then you don't and wonder what's wrong inside. Oy. Complicated apes.
In the past 2 days I have received great kindness from people going above and beyond to help me and they don't even know me. I'm so grateful for these wonderful spirits. 💞 Sometimes when you are at a low point "secret angels" will come when you need it. I will continue to pass on this kindness to the universe.
Tabe tha
That is how it is supposed to be ! But , it isnt sadly . When we experience kindness from people who want nothing in return , we feel a responsibility to pay it forward ....and the cycle continues .
Love from Reno !! 😎
I tell you what man. Theo made me kinda remember that I've never personally been affected by what political party was in office, I don't know when I changed to care about politics, but I think I need to stop caring again.
Politics: INSANE-ly Korrupt, Broken, House of Lies. Why invest in a POS like that. I have all day, but no time for THAT.
Until Biden makes you pay $100 for a tank of gas
The humble living legend.
We love ya, Theo.
Theo, love to see and listen you just talking whatever is on your mind and getting lost in your wormhole. Brother, thanks, loved this one!
"...I had a black buddy, he could Moon-walk his face down a rib! ..."
-The Rat King
#GangGang
Holy shit Theo be a modern day poet!
Stay cool Theo. You help me out so much. Just had bad news, literally my dreams and goals I’ve worked so hard for are crushed. Literally.
I hear in your voice sadness sometimes. I hope you keep truckin, people like me need you. I just wish I could repay you.
Stay away from them dirty carrots people...😒
I get the feeling Theo feels kinda lost but I hope he gets the carrot that helps him with it he surely deserves it
Love you Theo. You’ve been such an inspiration in my life. It’s always nice to know there’s someone out there with similar thoughts/outlooks. Stay strong man. You deserve great things.
looks like 56 people got a hit of that 'tism...
Aj Green they got it all buddy, each one is probably one of them twins that ain’t supposedta be here, y’know?
Theo don't be scared of getting more attention and popularity. Just keep being you. That's what got you here, cheers.
Theo...I hope your realize the effect you're having on so many ppl, your fans are absolutely down for life brother . You are a light in the darkness . Thank you for your genius. Gang Gang boi
Thank you theo I appreciate what your doing and the time you take!
You work damn hard. This recognition is the fruit of so many years of labor and passion. Stay genuine and aware. Stay grateful. Onward (my mom had that back seat reach as well 😂)
Your humility is incredible. My heart gets all the feels. You’re a good human
Discovered your stuff a couple months ago, love it. Really like your appearances on fighter & the kid and with rogan.
30:35m = Best advertisement of all time. Theo is supposed to be reppin Hair club and goes into a 10min bit about his mom having, "THE CLUB".
#ganggang
Theo is the best comedy around right now! such a good and genuine guy! (that ggg hitter!)
Finally got to see you in San Jose Theo, it was awesome! Your as amazing as that beautiful little prairie dog daddy! Thanks for making us all laugh and feel good, and for being our friend brotha✌🤙💯
The Abraham Lincoln of questionable meat!
"..he could moonwalk his face down the rib." I gotta use that one. After i get the laugh i credit the comedian. Theo in this case.
Poeperie bit is gold and also twins bit is gold.. some comedians do a new hr every year, Theo is a new hr once a week.
"I was starting to really ROYGBIV around the lips, you know" -Theo Von, 2019
Its ROYGBV bitch
@@odin1311 when I was in school it was ROYGBIV. Didn't realize they downgraded indigo to a dwarf color.
emerysteele lmao!! I see what you did there.
I was stunned at that lol
You doin great loved to see you on all these podcasts this week beautiful yhing
Watching this podcast grow for the year I’ve watched has been awesome. Keep doin your thing Theo! Gang gang
Glad to see a southern guy that everyone appreciates. Keep doing what you do bruh.
Theo im proud of you my dude. Seeing you everywhere on youtube and straight killing it.
That late night/early morning hitta 👌 gang gang
You’re amazing Theo. I’m so happy for all the success you’ve had lately! Keep it going! Gang ganggg!
been going through a rough time lately, your stories help every time. gang gang brother.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, lots of great insight. This was awesome! Glad to see you have your own show.
Your communication skills make my brain feel good. Much love for you Theo! Gang gang
Also, thank you for bringing awareness to the carrots.
That intro song brother, hit me right in the deep places. I'm trying to stay far away from them dark arts, it's hard times right now though.
Be good to yourself man, keep following that good carrot 🥕
Stay strong, Jessie!! You got this!! GANG GANG
Glad to hear that hitter celebrate again. I remember over a year ago you had 29k subscribers when I started following. Amazing Theo. You kill it. Ya killer!
Theo always gets me through the work day!!! Appreciate you brother! Gang gang
Thanks for the tips on depression man. Love how human and open you are
I’m 7 years clean off the dark arts I used to dabble in . This podcast really helps me understand and process a lot of things within me. I can relate so much to Theo . Thanks bruh
Gang Theo get that late night hit
Theo, you have a heart of gold. Never change.
I really liked your tips on overcoming depression Theo! Honestly, your advice was so helpful! Gang gang baby
Been waitin for that hitta boyyyy
Nothing but love for my man Theo! Gang Gang!!
this podcast hits the heart. Theo the guru! thanks bud!
Awesome show Theo in San Jose! Love that I got a pic with you Sunday and you shouted out my “free Adnan” t shirt ! Fan for life!
Theo’s so awesome, such a role model to me. Due to him being exposed to extensive media coverage lately i got into him as he comes across as such a great man and comedian. The only thing im worried about is his well-being, because it is apparent that his life has been so challenging that there is no chance it will be easy to find peace with himself. But from personal experience it is absolutely plausible and should happen. Much love from literally hundreds of thousands, millions of fans
Gang gang Theo, much love from Puerto Rico, love what you do, do what you love. I bet I'm not speaking for myself when I say that it would be more than an honor to watch you perform live. You are valuable, you are amazing, stay focused and just be you bruh bruh.
"French kiss a candle" fucking hell Theo, a true creative mind.
Theo Von, King of Kings
Loving the care and love that Theo puts into his podcasts. Also, loving Yinyang Monkey's video clips of TPW and other epic people & podcasts. I can't wait for the next ardent auditory adventure : )
Thanks for reminding me to get ca-ROTS at the supermar-KET today The-O😅
I waited ALL DAY yesterday for this hitter! Almost didn’t even get outta bed waiting for it to be posted
Keep keeping on Theo, love ya FAM. Gang Gang 💪
I can't even!!! I never heard of him til like last week I don't know how I missed this guy is pretty hilarious when it comes to funny young dudes around now
You are bringing so many ppl to the light ❤ luv u bruh
Just in from work got me something glorious and green that’s gonna brighten up my day and an hour + of Theo. Gang Gang ✊
I love all the music Theo puts on, it must be because I’m a Pisces like Theo gang gang!
I saw you on the H3 Podcast and I've become a big fan. The real talk you had with Ethan was very interesting to hear. Looking forward to when you make another appearance on there.
Hope all went well in San Jose. You're loved and appreciated, Theo!
Celebrate by Spencer Jacob is so good! Now I can’t stop listening to his EP
Hey Theo! I was just introduced to your work on the H3 podcast and gotta say I love your stuff! You're hilarious but also one of the most genuine people I've ever seen in media. I'm subscribed now and can't wait to catch more of your content. If you're planning to come out to Philly I'd love to see you live!
Gang gang homie! This. Is. The. Rat. Kingdom. King Leonidas ain't got shit on this 300k army 🤜🤛
Theo, you are by far my favorite comedian, keep doing what you do!
congrats on 300k, theo. get some rest!
Nobody else is so outrageous and insightful at the same time
this is my first time watching.loving your vibe dude
Gang gang! Welcome to the Rat Kingdom bruh! Onward... 🤜🤛
Every single word this magnificent man speaks is another reason why I’m head over heels in love with him.
Awesome listening to you boi! Thanks!
Come back to San Jose anytime Theo! Gang gang
Theo, I say this often and I'll say it again, you give us life with this insight into your mind and these regular nuggets of real comedy gold. Knowing we're not the only ones we've these kinds of thoughts, and being able to appreciate that incredible vocabulary and creative mind of yours, it makes life so much better. You've genuinely brought a lot of us out of some dark places, and I don't know many people who can say that about their work. Gang gang. Onward.
As the dusk settles in the night, the rats come together for there king. Gang gang
Gang, thanks for keeping it real son... been listening since day one..
Hey so I know you get this alot maybe. But gang gang and my mom died two months ago. Haven't grieved yet haven't had time. We used to listen to you together and you made her laugh. I listen still to you more than ever now. It helps. Thanks brother
Having A panic attack stoned thinking about running from carrots in my life
Theo's podcasts are my carrot- I always feel better after watching you bruh, you're our diamond in the rough. Gang Gang, love from Ireland. 💚☘
That's what I'm sayin. I like my root vegetables, Earth-free.
Thank you very much.
You're out here changing lives bruh dont let anyone ever tell you shit! GANG GANG
I've been waiting since 5 am
Yesterday for this beautiful hitter.
I’ve been dealing with some of those dark arts too, Theo. We’re all going to make it
Recovering on this Tuesday morning with Theo, a cigar and coffee. Gang Gang!
Medicine wore off while I slept so I’m shivering and sweating. At least this is a cracking distraction. Thanks Theo
Went to my first comedy show Sunday night in San Jo! It was lit!
Haha is San Jose not short enough?
Theurban Robinhood if you not from the 408 you don’t get the lingo