Everything Wrong With Fast X in 18 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2024
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It's very impressive that you were able to keep this video below 20 minutes
The extended version is 2 hours and 21 minutes
Cinema Sins has gotten way too long over the years, but I agree, having watched this movie it deserves so much more.
@@malcoman6441i personally enjoy the longer videos 😭
@@malcoman6441 I actually like the length of Cinemasins videos. I watch them with my lunch and it's usually the right amount of time.
Came here to say “under an hour.”
The fast series has single-handedly done more damage to the sin counter than any other film franchise has done and will do in the future.
To be fair to every other film franchise out there, there are... "Ten of these things!" xD
There's only a handful that could possibly compete. MI, Bond, Star Wars, Star Trek, and the Harry Potter stuff if you include prequels. But those franchises also have a lot of *good* moments to balance them out!
10athesethings
They quoted you in their weekly newsletter! Congrats!
@@RBGolbat they what now? Probably the coolest thing that's ever happened to me
Well there was one movie he did that broke the sin counter.
This is definitely one of those times when I was looking forward to this more than the movie...which I never saw.
Precisely
These are the funniest cinemasins videos imo
100% I was never going to see it, but the second I heard about it and how crappy it was, especially the ending, I was looking forward to this video!
At the start I thought he was going to give 10 sins for every sin, but I think this is better.
Also, I'm never watching any of these movies.
BRO Same i think Vin Diesel watches this channel and just gave cinemasins a big finger with this movie lol
For me the series ended with F7, I always mourned the simplicity of the first three movies, but F8 was the point where it really just became too much for me. F7 had an emotional ending paying respect to Paul and it could’ve been a proper send off for the movies as a whole. Everything that came after that was just bananas..
To me the series ended after the Rio one lol
@@osirissmith5254 with* the Rio one
Fun fact , Vin got paid 47mil for that one. like jesus christ no wonder they gave up any dignity to the art of acting and just became a total sell out making trash movies. they apparantly pay really fuckng well.
I messaged Paul over xbox...he never replied back, he was stuck at the dashboard. 😂
the 1st and 3rd were the best and somewhat realistic. they jumped the shark after that and i haven't really watched the later movies.
Sometimes when I watch Fast 1, I just pretend all the others don't exist. Movie was simple, no expectations, a great classic.
Agreed. 2 fast was still pretty good too, but already showing too much fuckery. Tokyo drift was kinda good too in its own little way, and strangely seems like it’s own disconnected movie, sharing no characters other than Dom at the very end. The 4th installment is where it really went to shit, but is a masterpiece in comparison to any of the recent ones
Fast 1 was great but Fast Five is objectively the best one.
So there I was pretending Terminator 2 had a name glitch and it was the only one.....
Unpopular opinion but the first one was the best one
"Just decrypt the blockchain" is a good one. That deserved at least 10 sins.
10 of these things
10athesethings
Blockchains are not encrypted, that is kind of the point of them...
The biggest sin is that this video is only 18 minutes long.
Even Jeremy couldn't be bothered doing a comprehensive sinning of this movie and just half-assed it. And that's not criticising Jeremy, that's criticising just how SHIT the movie is.
I really love that I just finally came home from a long day of school and work, I reluctantly clicked on this video already knowing Jeremy will tear this movie apart even though I personally really like it as an F&F fan, and right off the bat I see your comment right at the top of my feed (with frankly nothing better below it). Look, some people actually LIKE these movies, okay? Honestly, I'm just kinda tired at this point of seeing things I like get absolute shat on online. I get this is the Internet, but how about you spread positivity and optimism from now on rather than going on about how "SHIT" a movie is?
It's only part one
@@stormdoesgaming8919 ok,i am positive it is shit and I am optimistic the next one really will be the last.
@@stormdoesgaming8919while it might be entertaining to some people, it’s just not a good movie by any other standard.
10athesethings
I absolutely lost it at
"Sorry, orphans." 14:08
Same! I actually laughed out loud!
Same I came looking for a comment
You reminded me and I cracked up again!
At what point did Mia learn to fight? In the first movie, wasn't she just small town girl/love interest? Now she's fighting multiple members of a SWAT team like she is a trained assassin. Lol.
Mia learned to fight sometime around the sixth or seventh movie.
If Mia fought a few average looking guys instead of multiple well trained and armored SWAT team members, it would be a lot more realistic. Otherwise it's like having Charli D'Amelio take down some muscular guys in a street fight.
I guess she learned how to fight by attending the same school where all of these other idiots, who were just a bunch of mechanics and street races enthusiasts moonlighting as small times criminals, learned to plan hyper-complex heists, shoot like highly trained soldier, be top-notch hackers and go toe-to-toe with black ops operatives and CIA agents.
You know: the Bullshit school of making a living out of terrible movies, I believe it's called.
5:28 Roman: “Watch out ladies this is nun of ya business”
Earn that paycheck Tyrese! (ten of these things)
He is atrocious
The sin counter replacement had me rolling 😂
Ten ten ten of these things ☠️☠️
@@762x69 1:36
The last two movies broke the counter 😂😂😂
you’re tripping i stopped watching cause of that
10 of these things
I thought the “ten of these things” was gonna get on my nerves but no I actually found the absurdity appropriate for how crazy it is that there are TEN FAST MOVIES!
No, I'm dying.
Fast X is supposed to be a trilogy, so we are getting a fast 11 and 12 unfortunately
Extremely got on my nerves and can’t finish the video
@@DillyDabblezAre you kidding?!
I thought it was going to be a 2 parter... HC!!!
@@AnikMonette no unfortunately lol I heard fast X is a trilogy. Fast X was a cliff hanger so for sure we’re getting a fast 11 and then fast 12 will be the conclusion. Then after that they will probably push spin offs out.
The sin counter is why I love Cinemasins. It's as if we're all in on the same inside joke. I doubt I'm the only one who says "roll credits" out loud during a movie if I hear the title of the name in the dialogue.
Or "Come take a look at this cliché" x)
10athesethings
That's probably the one I catch myself doing the most, haha.
100% everytime with the roll credits… and my wife 🙄 every damn time
@quikkill1501 me leaning over in the theatre like I'm going to whisper in my girl's ear: "roll credits!" *ding*
The real sin is that it wasn't called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelt".
Never would've expected to hear a Fast movie compared to a soap opera, but now that's all I can think about. Been watching soaps most of my life, this is actually a really interesting thing to think through.
The whole movie I told myself “it can’t get any stupider than this” and each time the movie screamed “HOLD MY CORONA”
I have a running bet with a friend that they'll crossover with the Jurassic universe before the series ends and since they went to space I seem to think I'm likely to be right about the dinos
When the trucks appeared to trap Dom near the end my brother said he thought one of them was going to turn into Optimus Prime, wouldn't of been that surprised if it did lol@@thefriesofLockeLamora
"No one can convince me this movie wasn't written by a child playing with matchbox cars"
Bruh, I thought that was all the F&F movies, at least from 4 onward
“10 of these things” is gonna be stuck in my head all day
The sin noise replacement is legit funny.
11:30 as a NASCAR fan, that specific sin was beautiful 🥹
“Tell that to 8-year-old me, about to confidently jump off the roof wearing my homemade cape.”
That… explains a lot, actually.
"Ten of these things" is stuck in my head now and i dont regret it 😂😂😂
It made the video unwatchable 2 minutes in. Turned it.off
You are not alone in that.
ten of these things
@@DLites151literally
Ten of these things!
The Sin Counter may be strong, but it’s not as strong as family.
*_Ten of these things!_*
3:17 he does have a point....😂
Diesel's character is like a superhero now. He's totally indestructible some how
But superheroes are not indestructible, he is. Like, any tension when he drived off the dam? Like I watched last 4 movies only for cinemasins and I will for him to get injured but nothing arrives...
He (Diesel) has some contract clause that his character cannot lose a fight or race, which is just a level of selfishness and arrogance that i cannot comprehend
Plot armor is crazy
Because of family... makes you Bullet proof, Indestructible, gravity doesn't effect you and you can defy the law's of physics..
Source on this?@@Greenglower2012
'Ten of these things' has me fucking rolling 😂😂😂
it keeps getting faster
I thought after a few times, I’d get tired of the “10 of there things” sin counter. No. Never got tired of it.
Got sick of it 2 mins in
That “Sorry orphans” Line 😂😅
The "Ten of these things!" Getting faster had me Rollin
It just made some people more Furious! ;)
"You guys have made ten of these things."
And those latter four words were forever burned into our memories.
I genuinely want them to either cross over with DC or Marvel. Avengers: Anything For Family or Justice For Family. At this point they owe it to us.
Transformer crossover would also make sense.
@@Mbrace818 actually that would make the most sense
DC and Marvel are more believable than FF
That wouldn’t really work because different characters share the same actors.
@@phigranewmo9934 That's not a difficult issue to solve in cinema.
The fact that Dom's plot armor hasn't expired yet is honestly astounding to me. Also, his car definitely should have disassembled itself as soon as it smashed on to those 2 SUV's after jumping out of a god damn plane
That’s literally the point of this franchise, unrealistic cool car chase scenes
If you’ve got a problem with it wtf are you doing watching
@@LegoJango586 He most likely only saw the scene on this CinemaSins video that we all just watched.
@@kittymcditty8960 then he doesn’t have all the information and probably shouldn’t be criticizing it
Bro, it's called fucking criticism. If you can't tolerate peoples opinions, get tf off youtube
I would actually really like to see Jeremy do a full on sin count of this movie because somehow I know he was holding back due to the fact he's tired of these ridiculous movies lol. Hear that Jeremy? Your sin video for this movie could be 2 hours and I'd still watch it over Fast X lol
0:10 - 0:38 - That, sir, was the best scripted "losing my shit" rant since Avery Brooks as Captain Sisko in Deep Space Nine.
😂😂
The Rock... ofcourse🙄
“Did they need to keep Letty in a Cell designed to contain the child of krypton?”😂😂😂☠️☠️
Jeremy's rant at the start of this video was all I needed to know this video was going to be a good one 😂
"Originality ain't what it used to be" 😆
@@jeremybrimmer1990"Ten of these things!"
The "Ten of these things" had me dead 🤣🤣
Seconded! 😂
I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂
@justingary5322 Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i liked the part where he said "ten of these things" very emotional
My favorite part tbh
1:36
Honestly the “10 of these things” sin counter kept me watching the whole video laughing 😂
AGreed...
The 'ten-of-these-things' counter really mocked, drove home and emphasized how excessive, heavy handed and repetitive the the Fast and Furious franchise has become
i could not stop laughing the entire time best video ever
The fact that the sin counter survived and has exploded for the past couple of movies is pretty impressive.
It must be powered by *family.*
My friend and I watched this on a ferry to Rotterdam, we literarily walked out of it less than 20 minutes in as we would rather have done nothing.
I would have swam the rest of the way
@@RT-uc3ef totally haha
I like to watch these videos, when they come out, while I eat my lunch. I wasn’t ready for the sin counter replacement. I almost died.(ten of these things)
Fast and Furious, the franchise that keeps giving.
The sin counter replacement was also awesome.
I have to say thanks because I was waiting for this video to be made, but my favorite part was the sin counter replacement!! it was brilliant my husband and I love it!!! Thanks for making this video I know it took all the patience in the world, and we are thankful for your hard work!
The "ten of these things " counter just had me crying!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “10 of these things”
Dammit, i was about to say that!
You have died from alcohol poisoning
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess." at 16:00.
Golden.
Punctuated with '"10 of these things".
The biggest sin is not only the franchise should have ended a long time ago. We have to wait until 2025 for part 2
I can wait. It will be worth it. 😂😂😂
nope its so cringe
As perfect as that Bane cut was, I can't believe you missed an opportunity to put the Howie Long scream over Dom driving off the bridge at the end.
Just bring back Jesse already.
Rite lol it honestly doesn't matter that we saw him die lol we saw Han and Giselle "die" and they brought both of them back lol
Forget that, just bring back Paul Walker.
@@PlutoTheSecondDo you have a magical deus ex machina to resuscitate him?
That foo was a bitch lmao
The outtakes at the end of all these never get old 😂
The "Ten Of These Things" counter ding had me rolling from the start.
How about aside from ending on a cliffhanger, the fact that we won’t be seeing Fast 11 until 2025, and on top of that, there might be a *TWELFTH* installment in the future?
I heard that before Fast X2, they're doing a Hobbs movie!
@@omalor Yeah, that too!
@@omalor This may be the end of the road, but unfortunately, it’s a very long one to travel down!
@@omalor This may be the end of the road, but unfortunately, it’s a very long one to travel down!
@@SolCresta3405 as long as the runway from Fast 6.
"TEN OF THESE THINGS!" is the best sin counter yet
" Instead of of not dying. " When the writers made the last minute decision to bring The Rock back they looked at John Cena and said "sorry bruh"
"TEN OF THESE THINGS!" So true, yet so sad 😂
'10 of these things' will haunt my dreams and will probably be the last thing I hear before I leave this mortal plane, which would, in all honesty, be a mercy when it finally happens.
“10 of these things” never got old
Not even beyond the tenth one
It did, really quick
It got old 4 or 5 times so old I couldn't actually focus an now I'm mad I can't enjoy this video
13:17 OMG "JUSTICE FOR HAN'S HAIR!!" 😂
I was watching eww Saw X yesterday and there was a comment about the sin ding being replaced by “ten of these things.” They didn’t mention the movie, and it was a while back since I watched this, so in the search engine I typed “ten of these things.” Came right up. Plus this was genius. I love it.
Can the Sin Counter survive? The Fast movies are killers of the Sin Counter.
12 HOURS AGO THIS COMMENT WAS PUBLISHED? you’re a bot.
He has early access most likely
It’s the power of Family.
@@caydencrawford18I'm a patreon
0:10.
The "10 of these thingd" sins counter has me cracking up non-stop
I CANNNN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The review is good without The word again and again 😒😒😒
Imagine watching the movies in reverse, from the latest sequel backwards to the original film. No one that starts watching with any of the recent sequels will never believe how it began
Or watching the first one and then skipping to the last one
What I can admire and appreciate most because I'm starting to edit videos is how you've done your regular tried and true formula and spice it up with 10 of these things .. it may not be a big deal but starting at edit videos and stuff to me I like that you really spice the video up i lil like some cayenne pepper
The "10 of these things" dinger got old really fast. Didnt even want to finish the video after a few minutes.
17:36 seriously Dwayne? Back again since Vinny kicked you out of not being an apologetic appearance.
You lied to me Vinny?!? Why oh why has to be Dwayne back again! “XXXX10 of the these things.”
And I’m done. It it will F&F 11 Part I & II and then I’ll be waiting “Less Fast Not So Furious” in 2036
Man, a "whats the damage/body" count video on this series would hit numbers that the brain is numb too.
The sin counter really had me laughing a lot and speeding up as the clip went on. Wonder what your going to scream when we get the 12th and 13th movies maybe monopoly, dinasty, hot wheels, matchbox, car shows, car mags cause I know the remaining ones will try to up the past ones like they have always been doing can’t wait for part 2 I love this franchise.
The "ten of these things" sound is cracking me up lol
I have waited months for this video to come out and it’s finally here! 🤣😭 I’m about to watch now but I just had to express how happy I am bc this movie is now a comedy and the sin counter is once again about to tap out🤣
it's 11 of these things if you include Hobbs and shaw
I actually liked cyborg Idris Elba😂
@@grapeshot who you telling I hope he makes a comeback on the next one.
I couldn’t hear the sins because I was laughing too hard at “ten of these things”.
I’m crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aquaman was chewing up all that scenery.
Damn you with the “Ten of These things” lol 😂
"Sorry, orphans" got me. XD
0:40 speaking of cinemasins...
That sin counter might be one of the funniest things I've ever Heard From this channel
I love the Fast and furious movies, but the sins they are given ate even better. 11/10 video. Can't wait for the next Fast and Furious movie to come out so we get more of this
Only 2 parts left
Soon enough we'll get a video of the entire series
I'm not a huge Fast & Furious fan but I saw all of them, and fast X was so brain dead but fun that I can't wait for part 2 in 2025!😊
I really thought the "ten of these things" would get real old real fast, but %&#$ if it didn't just get funnier as this went on. Speeding it up just a tiny bit for each time was a stroke of genius.
It just gets better and better🤣🤣🤣. 6 minutes in and I am crying😭😭😭
17:35 to be fair, Vin wanted Dwayne back and he did so by claiming 'family' like he always does. He literally said 'my kids miss uncle dwayne' LOL
I am proud of Jeremy for holding back and keeping the video under 20 minutes, sarcasm is an unappreciated form of humor and should be used to make the world a better place; no easy targets. How about a video with Neil deGrasse Tyson on the un-Physics of the Fast franchise. That is a real contribution to humanity.
I was kinda expecting when the "ding" was replaced with "10 of these things" it would have also added 10 sins every time.
I watched all the Fast series vids today and was actually wondering when you would drop this one. Absolute goldmine. XD
"Ten of these things" had me rollin 😂
I paused the movie at 46 minutes and 42 seconds just to take a break look in the mirror and repeatedly remind myself it’s free and it’s as close to a car move as I’m going to get
You would think the counter saying “10 of these things!” Would get old but it literally kept me laughing the entire time 😂
Honestly the title alone sums up the entire movie 💀 This is the funniest series on this channel in my opinion 😂😂😂
Thank you SO much for protecting the sin counter from this one! I don't think I could stand to see it die again, that was devastating!!
Wow 6:00 mins in and we are already at 200 sins! "10 of these things" has me laughing!
The Samsung part had me laughing, also "Ten of these things!"
Holy shit this made me laugh, the sun counter needs to have more sound effects
Mentioning the Prometheus school of running away with things, but failing to mention the queen of failing to run away from things... is in this movie.
P.S Aquaman (Alan Ritchson) standing next to Aquaman.. Highlight of the film!
See... here's the thing i dont think there's a single person on this planet who is willing to watch a 3 - to 4-hour fast and furious movie. And I say this as a fan of this franchise 17:22
"10 of these things" is giving me so much life!
10 of these things is possibly the most brilliant sins upgrade ever
I watched this movie with an internal sin counter. The kill everyone button next to handcuff was the best sin
In the movie Fast 5 , at the bridge the car driver man who was supposed to be Dante was wearing a yellow uniform, not white
Wow this film is so crazy that the sin counter just died
9:26 I mean yeah definitely good they put that in there. I’ve heard of the one in Connecticut thought this might be it. 😂
I just wished that every SIN was an additional 10 sins! So when Jermey added a SIN with “ten of these things”, 10 sins were added to the counter.
That would have made it more believable.