@@wimbowombo8928 to be fair you're not into the series already, youd think that it's the thoughtchild of a drunk weekend where someone just kept adding and adding until we have this captivating semi-coherent nonsense of a beautiful story
Nothing Personal Kid. Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Metroid, Ace Combat... what is it with Japanese developers and stories that are confusing as hell?
So basically - everyone is everyone but only under certain circumstances - everyone is also gay - everyone is angry at everyone for no reason at all - disney characters are in there for no reason other than marketing
Dude I loved this. Your editing of this video and Jess's drunken story telling was perfect (you can tell she's a huge fan) I'd hope you would do some Zelda games, but I won't push it. PLEASE make this a regular thing. Suggestion: get a drunk @MitchFlowerPower to do a drunk SMB3
AnotherGingerNinja Classic Mega Man. I’m excluding all the other Mega Man series, since those are much less simple, but Mega Man 1-11 and Bass all have very simple stories.
AnotherGingerNinja Yeah, but it’s still a game series with more than 10 installments that is centered on the same characters that still has a simple story.
Drunk lore: Metal Gear Solid. Please. I've had it explained to me so many times by sober people who sound more drunk the more they explain, I need the flip side.
I had to rewatch the 5 hr twin snakes and realized how much I forgot with Decoy Octopus, Naomi (Grey Fox revenge via FOXDIE), The Patriots (Zero, Big Boss, EVA aka Big Momma, Dr Clark aka Paramedic, Ocelot, aaaand..oh shit this is harder than I thought.) Meryl had the hots for Snake (David) despite the mind training (what was it called?), but she got with shit-stain Johnny...and Raiden (Jack) became a Cyborg Ninja after being tortured behind the scenes, so Him and Rose never had a chance either...and then there's Solidus...no, let's start from the beginning...they say Zero was a tragic villain, but what does that make Big Boss? David Hayter should have had Big Bosses voice while Mr 24 had Venom "Punished" Snake's voice...just my opinion since I liked Snake Eater. No...I think it still would've been surprising. Ground Zeroes=David Hayter. Phantom Pain=oh damn...we couldn't get David Hayter. SIIIC- we're just saving him for the end! Japanese/Otacon has same voice actors for same bloodline, why can't English Snake??
This plot is difficult to explain when you're completely sober, so the fact she did such an insanely good job considering she was drunk, I gotta respect that
TheOfficialRickyG meh not amazing, a little childish and obnoxious. Don’t wanna be that guy but I couldn’t help but cringe and not laugh. Just my opinion no hate, I love the idea.
The irony is that I watched Dunky's take on the kingdom hearts lore while he was perfectly sober and by the end was left feeling as confused and inebriated as this chick. Then I watch this video featuring a totally smashed Kingdom hearts expert and now my mind has something sensical to grasp onto.
Damn, we need more stuff like this and drunk history I wonder what this would be like if the person was high instead. Drunk gaming High gaming Crossed gaming (or twisted gaming if you live in the east coast)
Awesome awesome video Marcus the editing is perfect!! Great nod to drunk history. My favorite bit is the overlay of Axel saying "That's not true!". Great work!!!!
So it would start in Russia and end with the fight with Volgin, jump multiple years to Shadow Moses in 1, then to the Tanker incident then to the Big Shell Incident in 2? Or do you want the incoherent mess starting from 1 to 3?
Yeah this was cool, just glad u guys finally released another video. I'm into this idea as an ongoing series and wouldn't mind a MGS history lesson. Keep um coming
Flick Side Watch Barry Kramer’s. It’s real good, and he’s only played about one of the games, so it’s relatable to the common people, not including myself.
Ironic how heartless are the darkened hearts themselves with no bodies and noBODIES are the body without a heart. Their names imply that they are each other.
how is it possible that this the most coherent explanation of the series I've heard yet? She even had quotes from characters! While Drunk! I know people who can barely explain the events of the first game sober and she breezed through KH 1, 358/2 Days and Chain of Memories almost Seamlessly lol
Would LOVE to see MGS done this way, as someone who loves the franchise and would get a kick out of a drunk person trying to work out the story. But I also want to see Zelda done as well coz I've never played the games and yeah a drunk explaination would be a good intro to the franchise🤷🏾♂️
I know this video was uploaded 3 years ago and because it got so few views compared to your other videos there is no hope for a sequel. But I think this video would benefit from a change in thumbnail because amongst your normal font and thumbnail layout this video stands out as being very different and it's possible it wasn't immediately recognized as one of your videos because of this. Veritasium showed how changing thumbnails and titles can give old videos new life and I wonder if it'd help this hidden gem as well.
hang on why is the heartless called a heartless if it's the heart shrouded by darkness, and why is the nobody called a nobody if it is made up of the remaining body? shouldnt those two be switched around lmao
This is the only way to truly understand Kingdom Hearts
Holy fucking molly, Macro is here! Hello there bro
Who is macro
@@hellothere4023 A cool guy with overwatch videos basically
kingdom hearts... for noobs
@@wimbowombo8928 to be fair you're not into the series already, youd think that it's the thoughtchild of a drunk weekend where someone just kept adding and adding until we have this captivating semi-coherent nonsense of a beautiful story
Have her do it again the next day while she’s hungover.
If she can speak to even start with
sitting on the toilet no less
@@daikyosenshi more like sitting with face in toilet.
Winning idea!
“.... Urgh... So like... Goofy..........”
Trying to describe the story already makes it sound like your drunk
you're*
how did i know that? because i am the realest of the real i am the real youtuber from planet unpretty
@HOMEBOY TheGamerslounge I noticed that people with your pfp are sometimes either weirdos or assholes
A confusing video game plot to surpass Metal Gear.
Kingdom Hearts never made so much sense.
I eat popcorn while watching movies
Still makes no sense
Excatly. This completly wasted girl has helped me understand kingdom hearts lore more than any other video.
Drunk history but for video games? Hell yeah, please make this an ongoing series, I recommend doing metal Gear solid next.
Awesome suggestion...Although not sure if the drunk and non drunk history would sound much different.
YESSSSSSSS
Then bloodborne or dark souls
If they do drunk metal gear lore they might die
Her voice is annoying af. Please no
He’s a photographer LOL
24 Frames Of Nick hey I like your videos
OML YESSSS NICKKKK
He should’ve been given the camera in Kh 3 smh
Bruh you watch cosmonaut
24 frames of Nick? From the UA-cam channel 24 frames of nick?
Metal gear solid series would be tight, and confusing
Nothing Personal Kid. Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Metroid, Ace Combat... what is it with Japanese developers and stories that are confusing as hell?
Noblesse Obligee Not saying you’re wrong, but you’re taking what was like 90% a joke a bit too seriously.
Plus some of MGS is just straight weird.
Super Bunnyhop?
Nothing Personal kid, I agree. Also nice profile.
@@liamsmyth3388 right back at you
you know she’s an expert because she remembers all the organization members names while drunk, i can’t remember them all on a good day
this video actually explains the lore,,,surprisingly well?
Right? It's even hard for me to explain it sober
Drunk Halo lore with Nakey Jakey would be amazing
I've never wanted something so much
Oh fuck yeah
HELL YEAH BRUTHER
YYYEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
@NakeyJakey
darkness takes over the ENTIRE WORLD *hysterical laughter*
_Sink into darkness_
Darkness within darkness...
"Looks like my summer vacation is over HAHA"
the twist villain of endgame
So basically
- everyone is everyone but only under certain circumstances
- everyone is also gay
- everyone is angry at everyone for no reason at all
- disney characters are in there for no reason other than marketing
so your average square enix game
@@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 Except Disney.
That Donald impression though.
Truly moving.
Hilarious
*"Syphilis is being a problem."*
*"Again."*
The lore makes more sense when it comes out of a drunk person's mouth
That’s because it was written by a drunk toddler
11:57 "the point of the game is to find Riku and give him a smooch💋"......That is the Exact plot of KH2...
Watching a drunk person describe kingdom hearts is the quality content I subscribed for.
Same
Indeed
Yup
and donalds like "QUEEECKQUEEEKQUEEEEK" lmao
Dude I loved this. Your editing of this video and Jess's drunken story telling was perfect (you can tell she's a huge fan) I'd hope you would do some Zelda games, but I won't push it. PLEASE make this a regular thing. Suggestion: get a drunk @MitchFlowerPower to do a drunk SMB3
Best kingdom hearts explanation so far 👌🏽
HEAR HEAR!!!
This girl is hilarious, do more content with her
she'd be fun to get drunk with
agreed
“misyphilis”
“is that a disease?”
“mAlEfIcEnT”
😂 haha omg i love her
"Kingdom Hearts is a simplistic and a predictable story"-IGN
They clearly haven’t played any game beyond the first one
This is why we don't let ign touch kingdom hearts
AnotherGingerNinja Classic Mega Man. I’m excluding all the other Mega Man series, since those are much less simple, but Mega Man 1-11 and Bass all have very simple stories.
AnotherGingerNinja Yeah, but it’s still a game series with more than 10 installments that is centered on the same characters that still has a simple story.
SAMURAI KUMA nothing they say nowadays holds any merit as a review outlet
This girl is a whole mood
3:49 M'syphilis *tips fadora*
Lmaoo you know I never realized how insane the kingdom hearts plot is until a drunk person explained it to me...
Drunk lore: Metal Gear Solid. Please. I've had it explained to me so many times by sober people who sound more drunk the more they explain, I need the flip side.
I had to rewatch the 5 hr twin snakes and realized how much I forgot with Decoy Octopus, Naomi (Grey Fox revenge via FOXDIE), The Patriots (Zero, Big Boss, EVA aka Big Momma, Dr Clark aka Paramedic, Ocelot, aaaand..oh shit this is harder than I thought.) Meryl had the hots for Snake (David) despite the mind training (what was it called?), but she got with shit-stain Johnny...and Raiden (Jack) became a Cyborg Ninja after being tortured behind the scenes, so Him and Rose never had a chance either...and then there's Solidus...no, let's start from the beginning...they say Zero was a tragic villain, but what does that make Big Boss? David Hayter should have had Big Bosses voice while Mr 24 had Venom "Punished" Snake's voice...just my opinion since I liked Snake Eater. No...I think it still would've been surprising. Ground Zeroes=David Hayter. Phantom Pain=oh damn...we couldn't get David Hayter. SIIIC- we're just saving him for the end! Japanese/Otacon has same voice actors for same bloodline, why can't English Snake??
i did that @ a 21st. people dismissed me as a raving mad man but boy howdy it gathered a crowd
Double yes
This plot is difficult to explain when you're completely sober, so the fact she did such an insanely good job considering she was drunk, I gotta respect that
I was hoping Marcus would be the drunk one
Right at least it’d be funny.
@@Chubypenguin straight face gang
How dare you discredit Jess, this was amazing 😤
TheOfficialRickyG meh not amazing, a little childish and obnoxious. Don’t wanna be that guy but I couldn’t help but cringe and not laugh. Just my opinion no hate, I love the idea.
MAR CUS MAR CUS MAR CUSSS
“There are ramifications. Ramifications that are very dire.”
"And he is Roxas' boyfriend"
"Like Star Trek!"
*Star Wars poster*
Perfection
The irony is that I watched Dunky's take on the kingdom hearts lore while he was perfectly sober and by the end was left feeling as confused and inebriated as this chick. Then I watch this video featuring a totally smashed Kingdom hearts expert and now my mind has something sensical to grasp onto.
@@Bear-yn5xj But this is supposed to make everything make sense?
Riku doesn't do it like Birdbox style, Birdbox does it like Riku
AQUA GOT NORTED!
Norted? What is that some sorta sex thing?
Ryuji Sakomoto I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME!
Of course she did.
It’s not like anyone whose corrupted by darkness can gain yellow eyes
That sound kinda innapropiate
@@L090manMUSIK okay that is definitely inappropriate
Explaining Kingdom Hearts lore while being shitfaced I'd imagine is like experiencing an aneurysm
Thank you Cosmonaut Variety Hour, very cool!
This is the best summary ever. Riku has syphilis... yep.
Masyphilis, that's a great villain
I wanna see drunk Marcus try to recount the events of Metal Gear Solid.
OR...Halo.
😂😂😂 she was blasted drunk. I've never played kingdom hearts so thanks for that.
Sora has to find Riku to give him a smooch.
#BestCanon
The lore makes more sense while drunk
"Kingdom hearts chain of memories"
*takes a swig*
Yup that's me
Damn, we need more stuff like this and drunk history
I wonder what this would be like if the person was high instead.
Drunk gaming
High gaming
Crossed gaming (or twisted gaming if you live in the east coast)
“EVERYONE HAS AN X NAME”
“Ok”
I could be doing homework right now
Or....
I really enjoyed this. Potential future episodes could include:
Zelda
Final Fantasy
And the deepest lore of all... Kirby.
This better become a frickin series
Awesome awesome video Marcus the editing is perfect!! Great nod to drunk history. My favorite bit is the overlay of Axel saying "That's not true!". Great work!!!!
why does she look so much like amber hahn?
searching that name up was a mistake
@@seg162 *blessing
Plot twist she is
omg i got so many likes
2 years later, just wanted to let y'all know that I'm using her speach to make a kingdom hearts presentation for class. LOVE HER
I’m a year late but I’m hoping the presentation went well 🤣🤣
I'm 2 minutes in and this is already my favorite video of all time
Drunk explanation of Metal Gear solid 1 through 3
So it would start in Russia and end with the fight with Volgin, jump multiple years to Shadow Moses in 1, then to the Tanker incident then to the Big Shell Incident in 2? Or do you want the incoherent mess starting from 1 to 3?
@@tonyt4745 incoherant mess lol
"Like digimon..." *happy pikachu shows up*
THATS NOT TRUE... i would
WHERE CAN I FIND MORE OF THAT CHICK. She was hilarious and this video was amazing.
Yes I agree, where can I find more of her 😍
“Syphilis is being a problem, again”
11:52 sub on
This is so so so cute quality wholesome content 😌😌😌
Yeah this was cool, just glad u guys finally released another video. I'm into this idea as an ongoing series and wouldn't mind a MGS history lesson.
Keep um coming
That pic of Pikachu at digimon mention had me rolling
We Need Some Metal Gear in Chronological Order
I clicked so fast I swear I went into the speed force.
you clicked at
T H E S P E E D O F D A R K N E S S
WHERE IS EPISODE TWO???
Damn get me drunk, I'll explain Megaman X to you lol
Bitchyoudidnotjustcomparetheplotofmegamanxtokindomfuckinghearts......
This will no doubt become my new favorite vid series
TRY THE YAKUZA SERIES IF YOUR UP FOR IT
Oh god that's like trying to recount all the plot threads in The Wire.
“He’s a photographer”
There was a girl at GameStop that recommended this to me.
I love every second of this. Lmao
Do a Zelda one! The lore's crazy on that one
This is honestly the most I've ever been able to understand of any Kingdom Hearts break down
I had no clue about KH.. until now... i am not even joking, this was the best explanation on yt!
Flick Side Watch Barry Kramer’s. It’s real good, and he’s only played about one of the games, so it’s relatable to the common people, not including myself.
Rods Last Name, I was about to recommend that video but you beat me to it.
Black Ops Zombies, even I don’t understand that shit.
Are you interested in Anthem? I know EA is spotty but it looks like fun. Reviews are good, but I don't really trust them too much
I would wait for gamers themselves to review it then get it if it suits your expectations/tastes
I have no interest in playing Kingdom Hearts but I really enjoyed watching this. Please keep Jess on full time she’s hilarious.
"a..nd he ends up helping ariel OUT..WHEEZE.."
Ironic how heartless are the darkened hearts themselves with no bodies and noBODIES are the body without a heart. Their names imply that they are each other.
Can you do a video about aquaman ???!!!!! Please 🤣😃 I know it's gonna be fun to watch
Jess's love of KH shows 🙏 Hopefully she didn't have a bad hangover lol
how is it possible that this the most coherent explanation of the series I've heard yet? She even had quotes from characters! While Drunk! I know people who can barely explain the events of the first game sober and she breezed through KH 1, 358/2 Days and Chain of Memories almost Seamlessly lol
This is amazing I would rather listen to this for 37 hours straight instead of one single hour of American history
Would LOVE to see MGS done this way, as someone who loves the franchise and would get a kick out of a drunk person trying to work out the story. But I also want to see Zelda done as well coz I've never played the games and yeah a drunk explaination would be a good intro to the franchise🤷🏾♂️
Damn homegirl really just left out Waka.
Ikr, but ur not much better. Poor Wakka*, never getting the love he deserves. Who else can stone airborne enemies?
He's a filthy racist lol
@@lunasperidot8760 She's a he...damn, everyone is turning nowadays.
@@Goblin_Hands what
@@CaptainCJ97 Luna said "he"...probably referring to the "woman" in the video. Or maybe I'm wrong and Miller is really the racist.
This should be a series like Drunk History and just get a bunch of UA-camrs on board in cosplay to reenact the scene
Metal Gear or Dark Souls have to be next,this is gold
I know this video was uploaded 3 years ago and because it got so few views compared to your other videos there is no hope for a sequel. But I think this video would benefit from a change in thumbnail because amongst your normal font and thumbnail layout this video stands out as being very different and it's possible it wasn't immediately recognized as one of your videos because of this. Veritasium showed how changing thumbnails and titles can give old videos new life and I wonder if it'd help this hidden gem as well.
If you need an expert on minesweeper lore hit me up
How come we never got a part 2&3???
I think i knew a girl who looks like her in highschool
Get SuperBunnyHop wasted and make him explain Metal Gear Solid
Or Vaati with Bloodborne or something
Kingdomhearts timeline is more confusing then the fox X-Men timeline
Well this video was an absolute blast to watch. WE DEMAND MORE. Also please do Metal Gear Solid next
"they live on this island thats got coconuts!"
Why aren't there more of these?
Are u going to review the dragon ball super broly movie ?
hang on why is the heartless called a heartless if it's the heart shrouded by darkness, and why is the nobody called a nobody if it is made up of the remaining body? shouldnt those two be switched around lmao
Do metal gear, resident evil, Halo, Zelda and , God of war
PLEASE
"And Donald's like: PGHAWAWA" THIS BITCH HAS GOT ME DEAD
Mi....Mi....Misyphilis ....
Perfect nickname for Angelina Jolie lol
Billy Bob for sure left her something after that break up
PLS DO MORe
...
Also she forgot about birth by sleep...............
I microwaved a 60 second popcorn for 61 seconds 😲😲😲😲😲