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  • @s0ulshad0w
    @s0ulshad0w 5 років тому +5409

    "The soft whirr of the electric motor--a prelude to a cacophony of carnage."
    Man's a poet.

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 5 років тому +60

      And that was a man's poet

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 4 роки тому +17

      I started crying

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +62

      *whiiIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
      *_DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODOD-_*
      *WHIIIIIrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 4 роки тому +4

      Jervyn Pamatian your pfp reminds me of Tony Montana

    • @mewhenthemason
      @mewhenthemason 4 роки тому

      Nice u smart oi!

  • @ZildStop
    @ZildStop 4 роки тому +4311

    *"i have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."*

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +53

      @Pierson Dewitt heavy is not dumb
      He got a russian litterature certificate

    • @anthonysiderides2192
      @anthonysiderides2192 4 роки тому +27

      *boolet

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому

      @Egg T in memorial to him

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +3

      @Egg T but imagine you created an firearm that doesnt jam then you will name it to whatever you imagine then they put a name of the creator so you will be recognized and respected even if you are not alive

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +1

      @Pierson Dewitt yes

  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +3609

    "I have yet to find one who can outsmart boolet."
    ~Heavy, 2007

    • @benook
      @benook 4 роки тому +86

      WHO TOUCH SASHA

    • @spoot9947
      @spoot9947 4 роки тому +32

      pootis

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 4 роки тому +8

      Stolen but reworded

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +9

      @@blueenderman3322 cool

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +13

      @@blueenderman3322 didn't steal, we just had the same idea.

  • @rickyjohnbaldoque8433
    @rickyjohnbaldoque8433 3 роки тому +1239

    "Is it even possible to carry one?"
    Short answer: No.
    Long answer: Yes.

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 3 роки тому +35

      Check out xm 5.56 mircogun

    • @car_dot110
      @car_dot110 2 роки тому +11

      @@revlouder5865 I saw it, where to buy one?

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 2 роки тому +10

      @@car_dot110 im trying to remember but its not a requirement of a class 3

    • @zaholykrusedar1459
      @zaholykrusedar1459 2 роки тому +8

      @@revlouder5865 how about .22lr nanogun?

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 2 роки тому +4

      @@zaholykrusedar1459 I've heard of that but I dont believe it's ever been built im probably wrong though

  • @orealz
    @orealz 6 років тому +11143

    *"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."*

    • @Durnelis8148
      @Durnelis8148 6 років тому +847

      Hello. Im heavy weapons guy

    • @meshifuari4882
      @meshifuari4882 6 років тому +1144

      Some people think they can outsmart me..... Maybe .... Maybe
      I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet

    • @Durnelis8148
      @Durnelis8148 6 років тому +630

      Oh my god... Who touched Sasha?.. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

    • @Stand_Tall
      @Stand_Tall 6 років тому +436

      I FEAR NO MAN. but that THING it scares me

    • @sundoom865
      @sundoom865 6 років тому +178

      Samvich

  • @night_sniper5754
    @night_sniper5754 4 роки тому +3172

    Video: 'mentions TF2 Heavy'
    Me: *-I am satisfied.*

  • @bluerevolvur2711
    @bluerevolvur2711 5 років тому +6980

    "Lets storm Area 51 they cant stop us all"
    Guard= *laughs in 6000 RPM*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +248

      Sometimes even 10,000 rpm

    • @lifeispain404
      @lifeispain404 5 років тому +89

      theyll run out of ammo at some point

    • @Curse_Plays
      @Curse_Plays 5 років тому +128

      @@lifeispain404 there is not only one nor one soldier

    • @lifeispain404
      @lifeispain404 5 років тому +26

      Vaibhav Kumar throw enough bodies theyll run out of ammo

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 5 років тому +180

      @@lifeispain404 This is the US. We have trillions of rounds of ammunition.

  • @totomac3600
    @totomac3600 4 роки тому +6574

    I love how the minigun is literally the exact opposite of a ‘mini-gun’

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 роки тому +574

      Well ya know, if you compare it to its brethren like the GAU-8 it's quite piddly

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +485

      The name actually derives from the fact that it is smaller than the Vulcan Rotary Cannon; At one point a 'Micro-gun' was prototyped, but proved impossible.

    • @hometimemayhem928
      @hometimemayhem928 3 роки тому +84

      @@SniperOnSunday it was done... How? Don’t ask

    • @dr.killakill960
      @dr.killakill960 3 роки тому +81

      It’s like giving a T-Rex the name “Tinie”

    • @aidanpaul2745
      @aidanpaul2745 3 роки тому +52

      @@SniperOnSunday What about the XM556? It's called the microgun.

  • @daggerthepoonster9575
    @daggerthepoonster9575 8 років тому +6887

    The company that made your dishwasher made a minigun. Congrats.

    • @DatMageDoe
      @DatMageDoe 8 років тому +362

      But... Samsung made my dishwasher...

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 8 років тому +581

      And that's why it's a shitty dishwasher prone to overheating and battery explosions.

    • @TriggeredWorkz
      @TriggeredWorkz 8 років тому +103

      +H'Gera Thii but dish washers dont have batteries

    • @Charaqat
      @Charaqat 8 років тому +170

      Take a Note, about recent problems with Samsung. And the joke won't fly over your head.

    • @SneakyBeaky1
      @SneakyBeaky1 8 років тому +83

      DaggerPoonie so that is why my toaster is so powerful

  • @DAAI741
    @DAAI741 8 років тому +3339

    I had no idea that the people who made my washing machine also made the Vulcan.

    • @bobafett8495
      @bobafett8495 8 років тому +73

      +900bot same with A FUCK ING LIGHTBULB! THESE GUYS ARE GODS!

    • @frappacino_8056
      @frappacino_8056 8 років тому +149

      +Imperial Stormtrooper yeah, General Electric pretty much can make anything generally electric

    • @DAAI741
      @DAAI741 8 років тому +20

      ***** can I wash my clothes in the turbines?

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 8 років тому +49

      So i can make a minigun with my washing machine?

    • @clydeyello
      @clydeyello 8 років тому +5

      I figure you could use the electric motor to rotate the barrels. However, there's no guarantee that it has enough torque to keep them spinning at sufficient speed to achieve such high fire ratios!

  • @zeghetti595
    @zeghetti595 4 роки тому +1089

    there’s a point where a gun stops sounding like a gun and to it sounds like a really aggressive fan

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 роки тому +58

      BUT LETS GO FUTHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPPENS

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 роки тому +41

      @@theenderdestruction2362 then it just sounds like a zipper going really fast.

    • @thegaminggod9999
      @thegaminggod9999 3 роки тому +19

      Or with the gau-8 (a10 warthog) a really bad shart

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +5

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 LETS GO EVEN FURHER LETS MAKE THE ENEMYS OF MAN FEAR US

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +2

      Ah, finally someone that doesn't compare the sound to aggressive farting or when you blow air through your closed lips.

  • @stayback1239
    @stayback1239 3 роки тому +3529

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My brain: *B O L T - A C T I O N M I N I G U N*

  • @expendableround6186
    @expendableround6186 5 років тому +2334

    “If this is a MINIgun, I wonder what a MAXIgun is.”
    -Serious Sam

  • @slimjim1002
    @slimjim1002 5 років тому +822

    “Do you know how expensive this gear is son?”
    “Tell that to the covenant.”

    • @quizdak7799
      @quizdak7799 4 роки тому +4

      Oof

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh Master Chief said that, Halo 2 is a game dumb dumb

    • @matthewleto1180
      @matthewleto1180 4 роки тому +1

      Mauz, I think he was crediting the game it came from, and not the person who said it.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +4

      @@matthewleto1180 I know, it was a joke.

    • @matthewleto1180
      @matthewleto1180 4 роки тому +6

      Mauz
      ...Oh

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 6 років тому +3447

    “Minigun”
    *bigger than most guns*

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 років тому +114

      It's cuz it's a much smaller machine gun.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 5 років тому +202

      It's impressive to know that along with all that firepower it also comes equipped with a sense of humor.

    • @wasteoftime5848
      @wasteoftime5848 5 років тому +36

      Mini vulcan makes more sense but the fifties had a general dislike for cool things and sensible decisions.

    • @theheroofthestory9529
      @theheroofthestory9529 5 років тому +6

      i got some borderlands vibes from that

    • @rural3609
      @rural3609 5 років тому +37

      It's called that because it's a smaller version of the Vulcan. Instead of 20mm rounds it shoots 7.62mm

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline 3 роки тому +1046

    “General Electric developed the M61 Vulcan”
    Me: wait, GE makes more than just trains?

  • @legrosdupont3894
    @legrosdupont3894 8 років тому +639

    Using a minigun to kill a bloatfly is pretty much the definition of over doing it.

    • @salter1630
      @salter1630 8 років тому +21

      LeGrosDupont I literally use a pipe pistol because I scavenged way too mamy

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 8 років тому +18

      LeGrosDupont Pff, I use a Fatman. I have all the DLC, so I can get more mini-nukes from Muntie Overlords.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 8 років тому +1

      Really? To me it's more like wasteful incompetence.

    • @edgarcruz7720
      @edgarcruz7720 8 років тому

      LeGrosDupont just spray and pray

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 8 років тому +13

      using two shot experimental mirv against radroach
      THAT IS DEFINITION OF OVER DOING IT

  • @Kaledrone
    @Kaledrone 4 роки тому +4608

    *"I am Heavy Weapons guy...and this, is my weapon."*

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +99

      @Efe Sarıkaya "At 10000 rounds per minute"

    • @seapickleman6815
      @seapickleman6815 4 роки тому +16

      Nah I am more of a combat medic person on games well that’s what my friends say

    • @hexagonalthing6272
      @hexagonalthing6272 4 роки тому +16

      TF2!

    • @dynax1331
      @dynax1331 4 роки тому +32

      Fuck i was about to say that when i clicked the vid MY WHOLE TEAM ARE BABIES!!!

    • @DuffkaBigNerd
      @DuffkaBigNerd 4 роки тому +3

      I used to main heavy now I main engie

  • @ivanrivera3293
    @ivanrivera3293 7 років тому +739

    I love how Ahoy says three last words about the gun. For example:
    The M1911.
    Antique.
    Veteran.
    Patriot.

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 6 років тому +75

      The Thompson.
      Annihilator.
      Chicago Typewriter.
      Tommy Gun.

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 років тому +5

      *AVP

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 6 років тому +89

      The best one:
      The Hammer
      The Sickle
      The AK-47

    • @nikitapoletaev905
      @nikitapoletaev905 6 років тому +4

      KoeSeer yeet

    • @jomahawk7488
      @jomahawk7488 6 років тому +56

      M60
      Get some
      Get Some
      GET SOME

  • @jennytulls6369
    @jennytulls6369 4 роки тому +384

    "Oh my God, someone touched Sasha"
    *Who touched my gun?!*

    • @trevorphilips8504
      @trevorphilips8504 3 роки тому +4

      People think they can outsmart me
      Maybe
      Maybe

    • @shokanshok3198
      @shokanshok3198 3 роки тому +5

      @@trevorphilips8504 I have yet to find one who can outsmart bullet

    • @doodleboi7034
      @doodleboi7034 3 роки тому +3

      @@shokanshok3198 AHAHAHA

    • @yudodis8673
      @yudodis8673 3 роки тому

      It was shpy!!!

  • @williamsete
    @williamsete 5 років тому +2110

    What my eyes see: Minigun
    What my brain understand: "WHO TOUCHED SASHA?????"

  • @JakTheLombax
    @JakTheLombax 8 років тому +169

    "A prelude to a cacophony of carnage"
    Holy shit I love this writing.

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 8 років тому +25

      I also enjoyed, "It gets a pass, by virtue of being absolutely awesome"

    • @The51stDivision
      @The51stDivision 8 років тому +26

      This guys knows his way around language.

  • @thinkdontspeak6570
    @thinkdontspeak6570 6 років тому +2601

    Loook at your tiny baby gun.

    • @leetlefool7173
      @leetlefool7173 6 років тому +73

      Big E only tf2 fans will understand

    • @demenetori7976
      @demenetori7976 6 років тому +95

      France Bridrijo *OnLy Tf2 faNs WiLl unDErstAnD*

    • @thatchandivyvandenhemel6861
      @thatchandivyvandenhemel6861 6 років тому +52

      keeep crying babys

    • @KeywordTypo
      @KeywordTypo 6 років тому +64

      YATATATTATTATATTATTTATATATTATATATATTATATATATATTATATATATATTATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATA

    • @fakename5881
      @fakename5881 6 років тому +22

      I HAVE NEW WEAPON

  • @freddyfranchise
    @freddyfranchise 4 роки тому +154

    You, Sir, are a poet. "The soft whirr of the electric motor." makes me think so much of Predator. (goosebumps) Thank you for your art.

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 5 років тому +649

    5:43
    I knew that if we're talking "Minigun", Heavy gets a shout-out. The guy fires $200 bullets, he deserves it.

    • @seacow8114
      @seacow8114 4 роки тому +17

      YATATATATAATATATATATA YATTATATATATATATA

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому +33

      200$ custom cartridges, that fire at 12000 rounds per minute.
      *It costs 400.000$ to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.*

    • @icenel
      @icenel 4 роки тому +3

      *heavy's voice* Heavy weapons guy

    • @daveid12
      @daveid12 4 роки тому +1

      This is off topic
      But wtf is your profile pic

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +1

      @@El.Gatito. *10000

  • @alphanoble016
    @alphanoble016 5 років тому +237

    “The minigun. 6 barrels. Endless fire. Payback time!”
    - Ahoy

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +4

      I always liked how pathetic this gun was in games.
      MG-42 had 1200RPM, MG-81 had 1600+, ShKAS had 1800+ and the ShKAS M or UltraShKAS veraion had gone to 2600-3000 rounds per minute depending on the source. All on single barrel and at less then 20 kilos. And all of them fired full sized rifled rounds that had enough power to pierce brick wall... fly through the room, pierce second wall, fly across the street and kill someone hiding in building across:\
      Miniguns in videogames? BPoS. Big Pieces of Shit:D Low rate of fire, low power, weight a ton, OVERHEAT and for some reason all bullets curve away from targeting point.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 4 роки тому +3

      Is it sadistic to want a variant that fires buckshot? Or incendiary?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +2

      @@torgranael first one is pointless since shotgun shells won't survive the feeding system and will just jam. Replace them with flechettes, however you won't be getting much point either, but for different reasons;)
      Incendiary is basically must have since with this volume of fire you basically get a flamethrower... with almost a kilometer of range instead of 150 meters.

  • @Plant_btw
    @Plant_btw 4 роки тому +350

    "Say the line Ahoy!"
    "The heavy from team fortress 2.."
    "YEEEEAAAAS"

    • @achromicfederalagentiv8014
      @achromicfederalagentiv8014 4 роки тому

      Why can't people in this comment section quote properly?

    • @xingyuzhao8666
      @xingyuzhao8666 4 роки тому +29

      @@achromicfederalagentiv8014 Because this is youtube, not an AP language course

  • @EntryLevelLuxury
    @EntryLevelLuxury 3 роки тому +77

    The amount of ammo expended to kill that bloat fly was hilarious 😂

  • @ThomasFarquhar2
    @ThomasFarquhar2 4 роки тому +626

    "I am heavy weapons guy"
    "And this is my weapon"

    • @steve.576
      @steve.576 4 роки тому +1

      I’m seeing so many of these

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 роки тому

      Sasha

    • @claifers1841
      @claifers1841 4 роки тому +2

      It weighs one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10000 rounds per minute.
      It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @steve.576
      @steve.576 4 роки тому

      Too many of these

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому

      @@steve.576 we are tf2 fans
      You have a problem?

  • @edibletwix
    @edibletwix 8 років тому +942

    So my electricity appliance created the Vulcan... LETS GOOO

  • @DJ-Rose
    @DJ-Rose 5 років тому +283

    "The soft whirr of the electric motor. A prelude, to a cacophony of carnage".
    I mean if anyone hears the whirr of a minigun, they'd most likely be scared shitless, even without having fired a single round.

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 років тому +27

      Yeah, going around a corner and hearing a whir of a minigun is scary. For you the player of course, your character is dead already

    • @dirtydan9785
      @dirtydan9785 4 роки тому +5

      @Sean Wilkinson >Like a fencer's rapier on steroids
      *S I L V E R C H A R I O T*

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy 3 роки тому +11

      *WAA!! WAAA!! CRY SOME MORE!!!*

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 2 роки тому

      @@snuuwy who hurt you?

    • @populistscum
      @populistscum 2 роки тому +2

      @@softlysnowing3959 that's a line from the Heavy from Team Fortress 2, who famously wields a minigun.

  • @El.Gatito.
    @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому +188

    Like TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy would say:
    *The Minifun.*

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 роки тому +3

      The heavy mains would just be busy bitching about how Tomi is better than stock and vice versa

    • @GooserMan
      @GooserMan 3 роки тому +4

      @@sonofaquack6987 new players arguing about how the Huo long heater will counter spycicle

  • @eljestLiv
    @eljestLiv 9 років тому +1039

    She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200, custom-tooled cartridges at 10 000 rounds per minute.

    • @pouroddacloudcloud9544
      @pouroddacloudcloud9544 9 років тому +17

      A 7.62x51 dosent cost 200$ Jess saying....

    • @TheDJMinerPiggy
      @TheDJMinerPiggy 9 років тому +165

      Willis Hupert its a reference to tf2 idiot

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +63

      The GameTrarian Not his fault he doesn't know about a shit game, idiot.

    • @TheDJMinerPiggy
      @TheDJMinerPiggy 9 років тому +50

      KiwiMurder1 My fault that I called him an idiot but if tf2 is so bad then why do thousands and thousands of people play it

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +55

      I actually like TF2. I just wanted to get you'r attention and call you and Idiot back because it was uncalled for. btw, don't judge a game by the amount of people who play it. COD and LOL suck, but millions of people play them, for money too!

  • @Milkster86
    @Milkster86 5 років тому +359

    "It is a shame to leave such an awesome weapon"
    *Laughs in GTA protagonists*

  • @tqser
    @tqser 4 роки тому +3039

    "Wielding this gun could not be physically possible"
    *Sad Pootis noises*

    • @DJ-Rose
      @DJ-Rose 4 роки тому +98

      Pootis is no mere man. He is... A GOD!

    • @soup6381
      @soup6381 4 роки тому +47

      Pootis spencer here

    • @betelgeuse4a
      @betelgeuse4a 4 роки тому +16

      @@tikoblocks3224 now there is, I guess is the answer?

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +18

      @@tikoblocks3224 Heavy is satisfied.

    • @CpCubeR
      @CpCubeR 4 роки тому +2

      Heavy weapons guy

  • @SDStudiosAnimations
    @SDStudiosAnimations 4 роки тому +58

    *"it takes 400,000 dollars just to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"*

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 7 років тому +329

    "Minigun"
    Is freaking huge

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 6 років тому +19

      If 7.62mm sounds huge to you, compare that to 20mm.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 5 років тому +22

      It's the mini version of the Vulcan rotary cannon

    • @DuhNoU
      @DuhNoU 5 років тому +1

      Very minigun
      *DEATHSTAR ITSELF*

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 5 років тому +2

      Small compared to previous rotary cannons.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 років тому

      Well 200 dollar custom cartridges with who know which caliber is this would spook you

  • @TheBritishSkiff
    @TheBritishSkiff 6 років тому +2680

    It costs 400,000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 років тому +172

      That's a LOT of caps in the wastelands.

    • @package007
      @package007 6 років тому +9

      @@garystinten9339 I agree!

    • @simple_most788
      @simple_most788 6 років тому +75

      its a tf2 reference. watch the video called "meet the heavy"

    • @simple_most788
      @simple_most788 6 років тому +48

      someone asked what that meant

    • @wolfisbad8965
      @wolfisbad8965 6 років тому +6

      and imagine soldier firing it doesn't make a fraction of that.

  • @cas3190
    @cas3190 5 років тому +220

    Soldier: So how fast does this fire?
    R.Gatling: Yes

  • @GreenSunshine27
    @GreenSunshine27 4 роки тому +156

    I love how the first two comments for me are just “meet the heavy” quotes-

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 4 роки тому +88

    "Minigun...for maximum pleasure!" - Serious Sam

  • @prophetent.8649
    @prophetent.8649 7 років тому +347

    inventor:Josh, we need to create an automatic nightmare shooter
    Josh: wtf why?!?
    inventor:'merica
    Josh:good 'nuff

  • @anotherasian530
    @anotherasian530 5 років тому +1016

    “Now get ready for the Panasonic Sniper Rifle.”
    shhh

    • @KD-mm3li
      @KD-mm3li 5 років тому +19

      GE makes a lotta shit. Like engines for cruisers and destroyers and lightbulbs.

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 5 років тому +13

      next up microsoft and LG are gonna start making shotguns

    • @jorgevazquezberea8538
      @jorgevazquezberea8538 5 років тому +13

      Nokia grenade launcher

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 5 років тому +11

      @@FloreyXE the Lg lmg

    • @projectkegg
      @projectkegg 5 років тому +3

      how about the sony mr87 grenade launcher

  • @cloudy7937
    @cloudy7937 2 роки тому +10

    My primary job in the military is the co-shooter of the M61 Vulcan (the 20mm version of the Minigun). It is glorious. Rotary weapons are so effin' cool

  • @tree-turtle9944
    @tree-turtle9944 9 років тому +32

    "The soft whir of the electric motor- a prelude to a cacophony of carnage"
    Dude, that's some poetic shit.

  • @q4silent997
    @q4silent997 8 років тому +412

    You can't touch my BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @doodlenoodle7370
    @doodlenoodle7370 4 роки тому +219

    “I am heavy weapons guy. And THIS, is my weapon.”

    • @noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604
      @noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 4 роки тому +8

      She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
      It costs 400,000$ to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.
      *Ahhahahahah ohhohohohoh*
      Oh my God who touched Sasha? Alright, *Who touched my gun?*
      Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
      *Woahhahahah ahhhahahahah CRY SOME MOOORE*
      Haha
      Cry some more.

    • @baran9678
      @baran9678 3 роки тому

      no, this is *OUR* weapon

  • @funkymunky6971
    @funkymunky6971 4 роки тому +26

    “WHO TOUCHED MY GUN”

  • @GalluZ
    @GalluZ 8 років тому +611

    "I'm Heavy Weapons Guy - and this is my weapon. She (the minigun/Sasha) weighs 150kg and fires 200$ custom tooled cartrige at 10.000 RPM. It costs 400.000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
    Mikhail/Heavy - Team Fotress 2

    • @SanAntonioJoker
      @SanAntonioJoker 8 років тому +28

      leave it to indonesia to be a decade late to the party

    • @darthrevan1223
      @darthrevan1223 8 років тому +2

      tyler christ that made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @GalluZ
      @GalluZ 8 років тому +1

      tyler christ idk what are you talking about

    • @HelenaTing0624
      @HelenaTing0624 8 років тому +3

      heavy is wishing making fairy.

    • @chimp4296
      @chimp4296 8 років тому +1

      AnIndonesianMinecrafter WHO DOESED SASHA!!!!!

  • @TrueYhamir
    @TrueYhamir 6 років тому +1920

    *it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds*

    • @Logic44
      @Logic44 6 років тому +140

      *Oh my god, who touched sasha?*

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +92

      *It CoSt 400 ThOuSaNd DoLlArS tO FiRe ThIs WePoN fOr 12 SeCoNdEs* Oh now I understand why the us is in so much debt.

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +21

      Zach cash It was a joke. Something called sarcasm.
      Also, I edited this, so you don't know why everyone in this chat line is screaming at me. Lol.

    • @elpato7478
      @elpato7478 5 років тому +32

      Suction cup Man lol u had nothing showing it was a joke. Don’t take it up the ass

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +5

      @@elpato7478 ? how ya fucking leftest liberal

  • @BasicallyPie
    @BasicallyPie 4 роки тому +89

    "Completely unrealistic to weild solo"
    Meanwhile in borderlands 3: casually carrys double barreled minigun with two drum mags

    • @crabohato4954
      @crabohato4954 4 роки тому +2

      Have you heard of a microgun? Give it a look. You'll be interested...

    • @izmirli_bruce_Lee
      @izmirli_bruce_Lee 4 роки тому

      ye here is link ua-cam.com/video/UdGueKkjQlk/v-deo.html

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +1

      Good ol bezoomy
      Good early game gun before you get a legendary

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage 2 роки тому +36

    Odd that equipping the heavy weapon will slow you down but putting it back in your inventory (along with the rest of your arsenal) and pulling out a little pistol will speed you up.

    • @tupacalypse88
      @tupacalypse88 11 місяців тому +2

      perhaps the gun fires blanks backwards giving you propulsion?

  • @thereorayshow
    @thereorayshow 9 років тому +86

    Ah, that end-of-the-episode shiver still lives on! Remarkable work as always.

  • @cj1627
    @cj1627 5 років тому +828

    It called minimum and it's bigger than most wepons
    *OK* *WE* *NEED* *MICROGUN*

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 років тому +40

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG VIDEO FOOL

    • @mrswaka336
      @mrswaka336 5 років тому +14

      You picked the wrong machine gun fool!

    • @abvk4875
      @abvk4875 5 років тому +10

      The microgun would be as large as a small car

    • @sapphyrus
      @sapphyrus 5 років тому +27

      There actually is a microgun that fires 5.56 caliber instead of minigun’s 7.62.

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude 5 років тому +3

      look in ur pants and u might just find one lmao

  • @elite_m8513
    @elite_m8513 5 років тому +466

    "It cost 400,000 dollars to fire this gun for 12 seconds"

  • @alexlubbers1589
    @alexlubbers1589 Рік тому +3

    General Electric:
    This one spins to clean. (glances at washing machine)
    This one spins to delete. (Glances as M61 and GAU-8)

  • @TheBurtDude
    @TheBurtDude 9 років тому +2590

    You sir earned a subscription

    • @funnymememan2458
      @funnymememan2458 9 років тому +157

      he earned all 517,437 of em

    • @tagguh1
      @tagguh1 9 років тому +24

      Epicness Riley agreed, his videos are super awesome. hope to see more soon

    • @JU1CETN
      @JU1CETN 9 років тому +1

      burt

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 9 років тому +2

      BurtGasm same

    • @vcxz4009
      @vcxz4009 7 років тому +4

      School shooting MC RP

  • @moosemaimer
    @moosemaimer 8 років тому +56

    Finding a minigun in Just Cause can turn a hopeless situation into an absolute apocalypse.

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 8 років тому +3

      OOHOHOHOH Yeah! Once you got the minigun, you are now a GOD OF DEVASTATION!

    • @jkl5901
      @jkl5901 7 років тому

      A very slow one at that.

    • @projetobrava848
      @projetobrava848 7 років тому

      Well, you can just steal the helicopter, for that matter

  • @FinnishGuy47
    @FinnishGuy47 9 років тому +93

    "Minigun, for maximum pleasure!"
    - Serious Sam

  • @darthwatermelon6925
    @darthwatermelon6925 4 роки тому +50

    “Cry some more”
    -heavy

  • @beefncheesepersonal
    @beefncheesepersonal 5 років тому +33

    “I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds”-Heavy

  • @johnmclain250
    @johnmclain250 6 років тому +558

    Ok first off I fully admit that running around with a minigun over any distance is absolutely absurd and unrealistic, however you absolutely CAN wield one off of a mount, I am uniquely qualified to claim this as I have actually had this opportunity in the real world with the very model of minigun listed in this video. I only got to fire 1,000 rounds with it due to cost of it, but I did it with "some" accuracy. (The target was an old car from about 60 meters if I recall) and I'd say about half of the rounds hit the mark. I was stationary while firing, but I was carrying it. You need to be a strong/big guy (Much like the heroic characters in video games.) to carry one, and not need to walk around carrying it, but it can be done.
    Oh, and yes it gives you the feeling of being unstoppable like nothing else.

    • @spetsnazttv6724
      @spetsnazttv6724 6 років тому +20

      John Mclain XM556 handheld minigun

    • @ThZuao
      @ThZuao 6 років тому +23

      I sincerely doubt it, since it's at least 2000RPM of 7.62x51mm you're talking about. I remember well the footage of the making of of one of the Resident Evil movies (which are shit) that the actor playing Nemesis, a very tall, very bulky guy at that, was launched back from his 15Kg arm attached rotary machinegun firing blanks.
      But then again, the M134 is a 40kg piece of equipment, and I don't doubt you can lift it at all. That must mitigate a lot of the recoil.
      Anyways, if you're telling the truth, boy that must have been AWESOME.

    • @johnmclain250
      @johnmclain250 6 років тому +25

      I wish I still had the video my father took of me using it, sadly it was never backed up, then the camcorder got stolen out of his work truck. I don't know the exact type of minigun it was I got to use, but it wasn't as huge as you might think, it weighed about 50% more than a Armalite .50 cal bolt action, which is definitely heavy, and while I wouldn't describe it as a very "controllable" weapon, you can definitely accurately aim it to land most shots at something the size of a car or so from a modest distance. The one I used had a tripod you were able to fire it from, but I had the option of holding it terminator 2 style. (It was a fair bit smaller than the one in the movie btw)

    • @donk6790
      @donk6790 6 років тому +3

      How in the world did you get a Vulcan?

    • @thegaminghydra270
      @thegaminghydra270 6 років тому +6

      many places. just look it up "Minigun for sale"

  • @ytgumby
    @ytgumby 6 років тому +168

    "It costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds." - The Heavy, Team Fortress 2

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 4 роки тому +10

    "oh my god who touch Sasha, WHO TOUCH MY GUN!"

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 5 років тому +60

    You may be interested to know that a company called Empty Shell are producing a weapon called the XM556 Microgun, designed to be man-portable, fire 5.56 rounds, and weighing only a little over 7 kilos unloaded.
    You may not be able to fire a minigun as a man-portable weapon, but someone wanted to change that.

    • @crabohato4954
      @crabohato4954 4 роки тому

      I was about to say this comment

    • @addust
      @addust 3 роки тому

      time to shout this at every other LT/LS developer and force them to make an XM556 Microgun

    • @ionpopescu3167
      @ionpopescu3167 3 роки тому +1

      Home defense weapon kek

  • @elijahgreenberg2634
    @elijahgreenberg2634 8 років тому +347

    another disadvantage in some games is that it has a slow rate of fire while revving up, and then fireing fast like pew, pew, pew, pew pew peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 8 років тому +58

      It's worth waiting for the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 8 років тому +18

      the satisfaction when line of bodies fall down after the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    • @elijahgreenberg2634
      @elijahgreenberg2634 8 років тому

      yea

    • @deathangellink
      @deathangellink 8 років тому +12

      they corrected it with the sentry mode in DOOM 4, DAMN do it have a high RPM

    • @hewbertvu6456
      @hewbertvu6456 8 років тому

      Elijah Greenberg

  • @TheRPGentleman
    @TheRPGentleman 8 років тому +111

    The way you presented this and your lovely accent reminded me of Top Gear so much. This was like if Top Gear did a "Top Gun" and presented it in a similar way.

    • @matsekratkievits4889
      @matsekratkievits4889 8 років тому +18

      Top Gun is a movie about a jet fighter pilot xD

    • @blakeadonna1970
      @blakeadonna1970 7 років тому +7

      Please tell me "Top Gun" was intentional, because that was an amazing pun

  • @peterrudenko4496
    @peterrudenko4496 3 роки тому +6

    Now that's the gun that is the full meaning of *"SPRAY AND PRAY"*

  • @pogobear6023
    @pogobear6023 8 років тому +36

    I love how heavy's clip was 12 seconds

  • @cadenkat
    @cadenkat 6 років тому +210

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

    • @mikistenbeck6517
      @mikistenbeck6517 5 років тому +1

      He’s broken English is heavily Russianish, but he has abso-freaking-lutely no problem saying *custom-tooled cartridges,* ......... that’s amazing, xD

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 5 років тому

      Can I just point out that Sasha weighs 150 kilos? That's 330 pounds! THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY!

    • @koen6468
      @koen6468 5 років тому +1

      It costs 200,000$ an hour to operate Air Force One. And for this weapon, it’s double that, and it takes twelve seconds.

  • @Divenity
    @Divenity 9 років тому +122

    You seemed to have completely skipped over the limited existence of the XM214 Microgun, a scaled down version of the M134 chambered in 5.56x45, also known as the GE Six-Pak, it was definitely man portable and useable by hand, however was completely impractical and thus never went into production... the minigun in Serious Sam is the XM214, which does mean that one is in fact not completely unrealistic.

    • @stwcrusher
      @stwcrusher 9 років тому +5

      I am actually surprised that someone else knew about this god among killing machines. Though there has been talk of using an exo system similar to what is used industrial work to be used with the current M134 to lighten the weight and recoil. I'm not sure what became of that idea.

    • @Divenity
      @Divenity 9 років тому +3

      stwcrusher
      I'm gonna take a stab and guess the reason it's not a thing is because exosuits aren't really a thing yet... Not anything that could feasably see combat, anyways... we have a long ways to go before that happens.

    • @stwcrusher
      @stwcrusher 9 років тому +1

      Ya. Actually it might have evolved into the knew advanced point-man armor program (cant remember name).

    • @huleyn135
      @huleyn135 9 років тому +2

      ***** The thing is there is no need for a man portable minigun. Way too much bullets and weight for absolutely no reason. If you want support fire you don't really need anything more than an LMG for a squadmate at an infantry level.

    • @Divenity
      @Divenity 9 років тому +9

      huleyn135
      I realize this, hence my saying "It was completely impractical and thus never went into full production".

  • @SchizoGuitarist
    @SchizoGuitarist 3 роки тому +6

    "Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet"

  • @hardwyn2electricboogaloo904
    @hardwyn2electricboogaloo904 7 років тому +224

    Simple, scale it down to a .22 round, 4-5 barrels instead of six (slightly lessened RPM, from 2000-6000 to
    750-5000. Its defiantly possible to make a "Mini mini-gun" Just not practical.

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 6 років тому +16

      There have been attempts. The XM214 Microgun was once such, and the army showed no interest in infantry use.

    • @spetsnazttv6724
      @spetsnazttv6724 6 років тому +3

      Weeb Toast actually u should do some research, the XM556 is a handheld minigun chambered in guess what (bruh the name of the gun)

    • @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556
      @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556 6 років тому +1

      9mm maybe

    • @nosidenoside2458
      @nosidenoside2458 5 років тому

      there IS a smaller minigun. it's called the XM556 microgun

    • @anonymous549
      @anonymous549 5 років тому

      XM 556 appears to be the gun you are looking for.

  • @GAMERtheGHOST_
    @GAMERtheGHOST_ 5 років тому +64

    Let’s all raid Area 51
    Area 51 guard: “laughs in 40 kilos”

  • @monochromatic2987
    @monochromatic2987 7 років тому +535

    Dont you just love how the minigun isnt mini at all.

    • @wrench2678
      @wrench2678 7 років тому +82

      It's mini if you compare it to its cousin

    • @monochromatic2987
      @monochromatic2987 7 років тому +28

      And it isn't if you compare it to an AK-47

    • @wrench2678
      @wrench2678 7 років тому +75

      but it is If you compare it to its cousin

    • @chinchillinb4683
      @chinchillinb4683 6 років тому +18

      Zero Spectrum its cuz it uses itsy bitsy bullets

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar 6 років тому +6

      A mini time span between bullets?

  • @perplexical
    @perplexical 3 роки тому +1

    5:43
    I'm so glad he said 'heavy weapons guy' instead of just 'heavy'
    Bravo, you have earned an extra sub.

  • @Ecko_Neko
    @Ecko_Neko 4 роки тому +26

    Ahoy: *Talks about the M134*
    In my head: *YATATATATA YOU NO MATCH FOR ME*

  • @ayeemoto
    @ayeemoto 5 років тому +379

    Comment section:
    90% TF2 jokes
    5% "I like how his voice *Insert something here*"
    3% About the video
    2% Other jokes

    • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
      @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 років тому +9

      and then comments like yours thats the 2%

    • @darrenross8191
      @darrenross8191 5 років тому +11

      @@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld Nigga you a potato

    • @supermaksas
      @supermaksas 5 років тому +3

      0.1% people making arguments for there existing a way to feasibly fire a minigun as a hand-held.

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 5 років тому +2

      What about the “My refrigerator makers made this?”

    • @foxtrotnine
      @foxtrotnine 5 років тому +2

      You forgot the same people that made my dishwasher made a gun.

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 8 років тому +69

    the exact reason for development of M134 was infact that in Vietnam war us air force had no idea where To shoot at as NVA troops were so good at hiding in the jungle. so they figured out that they didnt need To see Charlie, they simply dumped as many rounds into the woods from air as possible and got back To Base To refit the aircraft. for example AC-47 was made solely for this purpose; a old C-47 with M134's sticking out of almost every window. they circled the supposed NVA positions at night and just sprayed the living shit out of everything down there, without even knowing if there was any NVA down there. To me that sounds as american as it can get, and great fun for gunners

  • @domantascerniauskas2776
    @domantascerniauskas2776 3 роки тому +15

    LMG: NOO! YOU CANT JUST PUT MORE BARRELS ON A GUN AND MAKE IT SPIN TO SHOOT FASTER!
    Minigun: haha spin go BRRRR

  • @TripleARawn
    @TripleARawn 8 років тому +36

    I feel like I just sat in on a weapons contract pitch to the Pentagon or something

  • @TeleTrenta
    @TeleTrenta 4 роки тому +36

    it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon, *for twelve secounds* .

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +1

      "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?"

  • @owostub5399
    @owostub5399 7 років тому +124

    "HOO TUCHED MY GUN"

  • @MajinOsirus
    @MajinOsirus Рік тому +1

    6:51 Chaos, in a compact package, the very definition of a bullet hose.

  • @eduardozhang5424
    @eduardozhang5424 9 років тому +174

    oh my 0-0
    I thought general Electric made household items.... I WAS VERY WRONG

    • @Kbrookesy
      @Kbrookesy 9 років тому +144

      Eduardo Zhang The mini gun is perfect for house-hold cleaning :)

    • @eduardozhang5424
      @eduardozhang5424 9 років тому +4

      Absolutely 0-0

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 9 років тому +21

      Kyle Brookes Dont forget Pest Control.

    • @eliv3557
      @eliv3557 9 років тому +33

      Huge companies like GE have their hands in everything. Think of them like the umbrella corperation, there in almost every industry directly or indirectly.

    • @alexvet9814
      @alexvet9814 9 років тому +25

      Samsung also makes tanks

  • @milkytapwater1686
    @milkytapwater1686 5 років тому +30

    General Electric: *makes mini fridges*
    Also General Electric: *makes M61 Vulcan*

  • @aryamenon9561
    @aryamenon9561 7 років тому +687

    Use a minigun to kill a botfly lol in fallout 3 lol😂😂😂

    • @steelingcable6350
      @steelingcable6350 6 років тому +25

      It says bloatfly not botfly

    • @randommandoade1465
      @randommandoade1465 6 років тому +8

      Schmibble Tv and miss everyshot. Good times.

    • @jacket5674
      @jacket5674 6 років тому +8

      Well that's all they're useful for since the minigun in Fallout 3 is ass.

    • @charcole400
      @charcole400 6 років тому +4

      Nah I use a fat man

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +2

      Arya Menon why, I'd use a full magazine to kill one rad roach lol

  • @Emm1lyn
    @Emm1lyn 4 роки тому +8

    "I am Heavy Weapons Guy."

  • @DainRiffgin89
    @DainRiffgin89 9 років тому +71

    What is interesting is the Minigun is actually more accurate than a normal machine gun, due to the barrels compensating for the recoil, according to Future Weapons. An awesomely powerful weapon, designed for destruction.

    • @a4435ify
      @a4435ify 9 років тому +13

      Recoil compensation does not have an effect on accuracy of a weapon, unless referring to accuracy over sustained fire. Recoil and accuracy are 2 different things: Accuracy refers to the grouping of a given number of shots down a certain range to test a weapon's precision in firing. Recoil is jerking action, typically upwards, from firing a conventional weapon rapidly.
      A normal, fixed-barrel machine gun is going to be just as if not more accurate due to caliber available and fixed-barrel design.
      Maybe what the show claimed was that during sustained fire, the minigun was more accurate. A single barreled machine gun will be as accurate otherwise, but not during sustained fire.
      One issue I do see with the minigun's accuracy compared to a machine gun's is its barrel length. The minigun's barrel is shorter, theoretically making for less accuracy.

    • @smittywjmj
      @smittywjmj 9 років тому +6

      ***** Machine guns are almost never select-fire, and are designed to be used in short bursts at the least, long bursts at the most. So recoil compensation absolutely has an effect on accuracy when you're talking about machine guns.
      Also the barrels on the M134 (or GAU-2/A or GAU-2B/A or Mk 25 Mod 0, depending on branch) are 22", about the length of your standard hunting rifle barrel. It's enough for a 7.62mm round to stabilize and reach a good velocity. I also believe that some variants, like the US Air Force's GAU-17/A, have slightly longer barrels.

    • @sonicpsycho13
      @sonicpsycho13 9 років тому

      Accuracy in the context hear may be more colloquial than its technical use, too. Accuracy and precision are colloquially used as synonyms, but in technical context they have distinctly different meanings. A weapon that is accurate lands all of its shots equal distance from the target, but many of these shots may not be very close to the bullseye. As long as the average position of the shots is roughly the bullseye, then it's considered accurate.
      Precision, on the other hand, is about grouping. If you have a tight grouping, then a weapon is considered precise, even if the grouping isn't near the bullseye.
      The most desirable is obviously a weapon that is both precise and accurate, this means that all of the shots form a tight grouping very close to the bullseye.

    • @smittywjmj
      @smittywjmj 9 років тому

      sonicpsycho13 Well, with the technical definitions, all you need is precision, and accuracy can be solved for by adjusting the sights accordingly. So, for firearms use, precision is almost always what is being referred to.

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 9 років тому +1

      smittywjmj Miniguns are way more often used for suppressive fire though. A guy firing a gun at 6000 rpm from a helicopter is sure to keep a fairly large area of enemy heads down, enough to give your allies a breather. In this respect it's not entirely necessary to accurately aim, since if the enemy moves from behind cover they take a huge risk of being clipped by an (unintendedly aimed) minigun bullet.

  • @trespass.3678
    @trespass.3678 5 років тому +18

    GLOCK 18 - A *Gun*
    A huge gun capable of firing many rounds - a *mini* gun

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 8 років тому +52

    The video should have mentioned that while minguns in games take time to spin up and fire, in real life the spin up is barely noticeable on externally powered miniguns like M134 Minigun or XM214 Microgun. They probably do this in games and movies for effect and to level the playing field for enemies and make things challenging for the user so as not to make the game too easy (if there was no spin up time like in games, you could just go around and pop shot everyone with out waiting for a spin up making near constant firing or spinning to make it useful in a hot area)
    If anything the only type of "Minigun" or multiple barrelled rotary machine gun that takes time to spin up to its full speed would be gas powered types like the russian Gsh-7.62.
    The Gsh-7.62 is similiart ot he minigun in that it has multiple barrels and a similar mode of operation for firing, extracting, and loading (which also means that gas powered rotary machine guns like miniguns rarely if ever jam on a bad round).
    The Gsh-7.62 is gas operated which means it uses no motors, and it doesnt take any time to spin up before firing although it does take a moment to get up to full firing speed, so you can still fire a gas powered mingun from stand still but it will fire slowly at first until its barrels spin up to full speed allowing for them to fire at their max firing rate.

    • @andymac4883
      @andymac4883 8 років тому +4

      The other thing worth noting is that, spin up time or no, the simple act of rotating the barrels causes them to chamber, fire and extract, meaning the only way to be able to spool up a minigun without burning ammo is to disconnect the feed somehow. As far as I know, one of the few modern games to get this aspect down is Halo, with the three-barreled turret gun firing from the moment you hit the trigger; the only issue is that it starts off at a very low RoF that only speeds up as the barrels speed up. Why the rotation is so slow to begin with we can only guess, but it's probably for the same reason as the other examples; to avoid making the thing too OP.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 8 років тому

      Matt Brine So the heavy from TF2 got it right...ish.

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 8 років тому +4

      I played a game once where the Minigun used ammo while spinning but not firing. This seems realistic and sorta advanced. Still had a slow spin up though

    • @technomen0872
      @technomen0872 7 років тому

      Matt Brine you know they cant use it in planes because the vibrations would break it apart and the recoil would make it uncontrolable.... so they Can only use it on ground-fixed platforms

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 6 років тому

      As Ahoy put it, it gets a pass by virtue of being awesome.

  • @ambatukam2598
    @ambatukam2598 3 роки тому +9

    The Gatling gun sounds like a great name, I’m glad that man made it because he mmmmm if someone else has done it, it would have sounded like a bad name

  • @ziggyboogydude1
    @ziggyboogydude1 8 років тому +236

    "Impossible" "Heavy" "Lots of recoil" "Needs External power source"
    If you're trying to prove that point, don't show power armor.

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 8 років тому +54

      +Matt „Rocketman“ Schmelzer Power armor is still only a theoretical concept. He was talking about real life applications.

    • @ziggyboogydude1
      @ziggyboogydude1 8 років тому +9

      LtCWest
      True.

    • @antimaster6432
      @antimaster6432 8 років тому

      +LtCWest US are developing a set of power armor.

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 8 років тому +10

      Anti Master Nope, its an exo-skelleton its also nowhere near a finished state as power supply is still an issue.

    • @antimaster6432
      @antimaster6432 8 років тому

      LtCWest it's an exoskeleton that has armor plates on it. that's power armor imo and i did say that they're developing, not finished and testing. also, thor (or what's it called) exoskeleton isn't power armor, it's just a skeleton made so soldiers wouldn't become tired as often and it'd increase carying capacity and endurance

  • @PootisDuspunsurHarambe
    @PootisDuspunsurHarambe 6 років тому +10

    In other words:
    Miniguns give a game a shit ton of badass points and/or the strongest weapon in the game.

  • @Groxseum
    @Groxseum 7 років тому +435

    Oh my god... Who touched sasha?

  • @theleanmonster3735
    @theleanmonster3735 3 роки тому +1

    The most American solution to the question of how do I stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind; “use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.”
    Thanks engie

  • @Play0n150
    @Play0n150 4 роки тому +20

    **It weighs 40 kilos**
    Americans: *Laughs in metric tons*

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 9 років тому +86

    There have been some attempts at man portable miniguns, like the XM214 Microgun, which fires the 5.56mm NATO from two 500 round magazines from a back pack, which also carries the battery to run the motors. Though I think they could do away with the electric stuff and go with something more like the Russian Gas-operated miniguns.
    I also hate how most games depict the minigun taking time to spin up and fire, electric driven miniguns fire near instantly, and gas-operated miniguns also fire instantly but may take a second or two to get up to full speed.

    • @justinbeath5169
      @justinbeath5169 9 років тому +19

      if a minigun in a video game could fire instantly then the enemy wouldn't be able to kill you before they get teared to shreds. the delay makes it so they aren't overpowered.

    • @foytsgarage2085
      @foytsgarage2085 8 років тому +11

      games have to be balanced somehow

    • @MGlBlaze
      @MGlBlaze 8 років тому +1

      +Matt Brine And either the sound of the gun firing, or its apparent rate of fire visible though its bullet output or ammunition useage, can often leave one wondering "Why does this have multiple barrels, again? It doesn't fire nearly fast enough to need more than one."

    • @sinisterpumpkin7585
      @sinisterpumpkin7585 8 років тому

      My question is can a gas piston operate 6 barrels simultaneously (or near simultaneously)?

    • @xiaodengzhang9363
      @xiaodengzhang9363 8 років тому +3

      No, but 6 gas pistons can. Lol.

  • @sammonaghan7539
    @sammonaghan7539 7 років тому +116

    Why does the narrator sound like captain price in call of duty modern warfare

  • @int5k
    @int5k 2 роки тому +20

    it’s such an odd feeling knowing this series is ~7 years old, if you didn’t know that you probably would think they were made more recently.