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  • @s0ulshad0w
    @s0ulshad0w 5 років тому +5249

    "The soft whirr of the electric motor--a prelude to a cacophony of carnage."
    Man's a poet.

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 4 роки тому +60

      And that was a man's poet

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 4 роки тому +17

      I started crying

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +61

      *whiiIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
      *_DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODOD-_*
      *WHIIIIIrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 4 роки тому +4

      Jervyn Pamatian your pfp reminds me of Tony Montana

    • @CieseArc
      @CieseArc 4 роки тому

      Nice u smart oi!

  • @ZildStop
    @ZildStop 4 роки тому +4183

    *"i have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."*

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +50

      @Pierson Dewitt heavy is not dumb
      He got a russian litterature certificate

    • @anthonysiderides2192
      @anthonysiderides2192 4 роки тому +23

      *boolet

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 3 роки тому

      @Egg T in memorial to him

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 3 роки тому +3

      @Egg T but imagine you created an firearm that doesnt jam then you will name it to whatever you imagine then they put a name of the creator so you will be recognized and respected even if you are not alive

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 3 роки тому +1

      @Pierson Dewitt yes

  • @totomac3600
    @totomac3600 3 роки тому +6439

    I love how the minigun is literally the exact opposite of a ‘mini-gun’

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 3 роки тому +556

      Well ya know, if you compare it to its brethren like the GAU-8 it's quite piddly

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +473

      The name actually derives from the fact that it is smaller than the Vulcan Rotary Cannon; At one point a 'Micro-gun' was prototyped, but proved impossible.

    • @hometimemayhem928
      @hometimemayhem928 3 роки тому +84

      @@SniperOnSunday it was done... How? Don’t ask

    • @dr.killakill960
      @dr.killakill960 3 роки тому +78

      It’s like giving a T-Rex the name “Tinie”

    • @aidanpaul2745
      @aidanpaul2745 3 роки тому +53

      @@SniperOnSunday What about the XM556? It's called the microgun.

  • @night_sniper5754
    @night_sniper5754 4 роки тому +3121

    Video: 'mentions TF2 Heavy'
    Me: *-I am satisfied.*

  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +3550

    "I have yet to find one who can outsmart boolet."
    ~Heavy, 2007

    • @benook
      @benook 4 роки тому +86

      WHO TOUCH SASHA

    • @spoot9947
      @spoot9947 3 роки тому +32

      pootis

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 роки тому +8

      Stolen but reworded

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 3 роки тому +10

      @@blueenderman3322 cool

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 3 роки тому +14

      @@blueenderman3322 didn't steal, we just had the same idea.

  • @daggerthepoonster9575
    @daggerthepoonster9575 7 років тому +6836

    The company that made your dishwasher made a minigun. Congrats.

    • @DatMageDoe
      @DatMageDoe 7 років тому +356

      But... Samsung made my dishwasher...

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 7 років тому +576

      And that's why it's a shitty dishwasher prone to overheating and battery explosions.

    • @TriggeredWorkz
      @TriggeredWorkz 7 років тому +102

      +H'Gera Thii but dish washers dont have batteries

    • @Charaqat
      @Charaqat 7 років тому +168

      Take a Note, about recent problems with Samsung. And the joke won't fly over your head.

    • @SneakyBeaky1
      @SneakyBeaky1 7 років тому +82

      DaggerPoonie so that is why my toaster is so powerful

  • @stayback1239
    @stayback1239 3 роки тому +3505

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My brain: *B O L T - A C T I O N M I N I G U N*

  • @rickyjohnbaldoque8433
    @rickyjohnbaldoque8433 2 роки тому +1163

    "Is it even possible to carry one?"
    Short answer: No.
    Long answer: Yes.

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 2 роки тому +34

      Check out xm 5.56 mircogun

    • @dot1108
      @dot1108 2 роки тому +9

      @@revlouder5865 I saw it, where to buy one?

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 2 роки тому +9

      @@dot1108 im trying to remember but its not a requirement of a class 3

    • @zaholykrusedar1459
      @zaholykrusedar1459 2 роки тому +7

      @@revlouder5865 how about .22lr nanogun?

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 2 роки тому +2

      @@zaholykrusedar1459 I've heard of that but I dont believe it's ever been built im probably wrong though

  • @DAAI741
    @DAAI741 7 років тому +3276

    I had no idea that the people who made my washing machine also made the Vulcan.

    • @bobafett8495
      @bobafett8495 7 років тому +71

      +900bot same with A FUCK ING LIGHTBULB! THESE GUYS ARE GODS!

    • @frappacino_8056
      @frappacino_8056 7 років тому +148

      +Imperial Stormtrooper yeah, General Electric pretty much can make anything generally electric

    • @DAAI741
      @DAAI741 7 років тому +20

      ***** can I wash my clothes in the turbines?

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 7 років тому +49

      So i can make a minigun with my washing machine?

    • @clydeyello
      @clydeyello 7 років тому +4

      I figure you could use the electric motor to rotate the barrels. However, there's no guarantee that it has enough torque to keep them spinning at sufficient speed to achieve such high fire ratios!

  • @Kaledrone
    @Kaledrone 4 роки тому +4590

    *"I am Heavy Weapons guy...and this, is my weapon."*

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +99

      @Efe Sarıkaya "At 10000 rounds per minute"

    • @seapickleman6815
      @seapickleman6815 4 роки тому +16

      Nah I am more of a combat medic person on games well that’s what my friends say

    • @hexagonalthing6272
      @hexagonalthing6272 4 роки тому +16

      TF2!

    • @dynax1331
      @dynax1331 4 роки тому +32

      Fuck i was about to say that when i clicked the vid MY WHOLE TEAM ARE BABIES!!!

    • @DuffkaBigNerd
      @DuffkaBigNerd 4 роки тому +3

      I used to main heavy now I main engie

  • @jennytulls6369
    @jennytulls6369 4 роки тому +373

    "Oh my God, someone touched Sasha"
    *Who touched my gun?!*

    • @trevorphilips8504
      @trevorphilips8504 3 роки тому +3

      People think they can outsmart me
      Maybe
      Maybe

    • @shokanshok3198
      @shokanshok3198 3 роки тому +4

      @@trevorphilips8504 I have yet to find one who can outsmart bullet

    • @doodleboi7034
      @doodleboi7034 3 роки тому +3

      @@shokanshok3198 AHAHAHA

    • @yudodis8673
      @yudodis8673 2 роки тому

      It was shpy!!!

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline 3 роки тому +1030

    “General Electric developed the M61 Vulcan”
    Me: wait, GE makes more than just trains?

  • @bluerevolvur2711
    @bluerevolvur2711 5 років тому +6970

    "Lets storm Area 51 they cant stop us all"
    Guard= *laughs in 6000 RPM*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +247

      Sometimes even 10,000 rpm

    • @lifeispain404
      @lifeispain404 5 років тому +89

      theyll run out of ammo at some point

    • @Curse_Plays
      @Curse_Plays 5 років тому +127

      @@lifeispain404 there is not only one nor one soldier

    • @lifeispain404
      @lifeispain404 5 років тому +26

      Vaibhav Kumar throw enough bodies theyll run out of ammo

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 5 років тому +179

      @@lifeispain404 This is the US. We have trillions of rounds of ammunition.

  • @orealz
    @orealz 6 років тому +11105

    *"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."*

    • @Durnelis8148
      @Durnelis8148 6 років тому +846

      Hello. Im heavy weapons guy

    • @meshifuari4882
      @meshifuari4882 6 років тому +1141

      Some people think they can outsmart me..... Maybe .... Maybe
      I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet

    • @Durnelis8148
      @Durnelis8148 6 років тому +628

      Oh my god... Who touched Sasha?.. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

    • @Stand_Tall
      @Stand_Tall 6 років тому +436

      I FEAR NO MAN. but that THING it scares me

    • @sundoom865
      @sundoom865 6 років тому +178

      Samvich

  • @EntryLevelLuxury
    @EntryLevelLuxury 3 роки тому +74

    The amount of ammo expended to kill that bloat fly was hilarious 😂

  • @freddyfranchise
    @freddyfranchise 3 роки тому +151

    You, Sir, are a poet. "The soft whirr of the electric motor." makes me think so much of Predator. (goosebumps) Thank you for your art.

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 5 років тому +3425

    “Minigun”
    *bigger than most guns*

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 років тому +114

      It's cuz it's a much smaller machine gun.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 5 років тому +202

      It's impressive to know that along with all that firepower it also comes equipped with a sense of humor.

    • @wasteoftime5848
      @wasteoftime5848 5 років тому +36

      Mini vulcan makes more sense but the fifties had a general dislike for cool things and sensible decisions.

    • @theheroofthestory9529
      @theheroofthestory9529 5 років тому +6

      i got some borderlands vibes from that

    • @rural3609
      @rural3609 5 років тому +37

      It's called that because it's a smaller version of the Vulcan. Instead of 20mm rounds it shoots 7.62mm

  • @legrosdupont3894
    @legrosdupont3894 7 років тому +605

    Using a minigun to kill a bloatfly is pretty much the definition of over doing it.

    • @salter1630
      @salter1630 7 років тому +20

      LeGrosDupont I literally use a pipe pistol because I scavenged way too mamy

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 років тому +17

      LeGrosDupont Pff, I use a Fatman. I have all the DLC, so I can get more mini-nukes from Muntie Overlords.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 7 років тому +1

      Really? To me it's more like wasteful incompetence.

    • @edgarcruz7720
      @edgarcruz7720 7 років тому

      LeGrosDupont just spray and pray

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 7 років тому +12

      using two shot experimental mirv against radroach
      THAT IS DEFINITION OF OVER DOING IT

  • @El.Gatito.
    @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому +183

    Like TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy would say:
    *The Minifun.*

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 роки тому +3

      The heavy mains would just be busy bitching about how Tomi is better than stock and vice versa

    • @GooserMan
      @GooserMan 3 роки тому +4

      @@sonofaquack6987 new players arguing about how the Huo long heater will counter spycicle

  • @tiredarcticfluffball3108
    @tiredarcticfluffball3108 3 роки тому +150

    I love how the first two comments for me are just “meet the heavy” quotes-

  • @expendableround6186
    @expendableround6186 5 років тому +2318

    “If this is a MINIgun, I wonder what a MAXIgun is.”
    -Serious Sam

  • @zeghetti595
    @zeghetti595 4 роки тому +1067

    there’s a point where a gun stops sounding like a gun and to it sounds like a really aggressive fan

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +58

      BUT LETS GO FUTHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPPENS

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 роки тому +41

      @@theenderdestruction2362 then it just sounds like a zipper going really fast.

    • @thegaminggod9999
      @thegaminggod9999 3 роки тому +19

      Or with the gau-8 (a10 warthog) a really bad shart

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +4

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 LETS GO EVEN FURHER LETS MAKE THE ENEMYS OF MAN FEAR US

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +1

      Ah, finally someone that doesn't compare the sound to aggressive farting or when you blow air through your closed lips.

  • @SDStudiosAnimations
    @SDStudiosAnimations 3 роки тому +57

    *"it takes 400,000 dollars just to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"*

  • @funkymunky6971
    @funkymunky6971 4 роки тому +25

    “WHO TOUCHED MY GUN”

  • @williamsete
    @williamsete 4 роки тому +2105

    What my eyes see: Minigun
    What my brain understand: "WHO TOUCHED SASHA?????"

  • @tqser
    @tqser 4 роки тому +3043

    "Wielding this gun could not be physically possible"
    *Sad Pootis noises*

    • @DJ-Rose
      @DJ-Rose 4 роки тому +98

      Pootis is no mere man. He is... A GOD!

    • @soup6381
      @soup6381 4 роки тому +47

      Pootis spencer here

    • @badimaaa4a548
      @badimaaa4a548 4 роки тому +16

      @@tikoblocks3224 now there is, I guess is the answer?

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +18

      @@tikoblocks3224 Heavy is satisfied.

    • @CpCubeR
      @CpCubeR 4 роки тому +2

      Heavy weapons guy

  • @darthwatermelon6925
    @darthwatermelon6925 3 роки тому +50

    “Cry some more”
    -heavy

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage Рік тому +35

    Odd that equipping the heavy weapon will slow you down but putting it back in your inventory (along with the rest of your arsenal) and pulling out a little pistol will speed you up.

    • @tupacalypse88
      @tupacalypse88 6 місяців тому +2

      perhaps the gun fires blanks backwards giving you propulsion?

  • @TheBritishSkiff
    @TheBritishSkiff 6 років тому +2674

    It costs 400,000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 5 років тому +171

      That's a LOT of caps in the wastelands.

    • @package007
      @package007 5 років тому +9

      @@garystinten9339 I agree!

    • @simple_most788
      @simple_most788 5 років тому +74

      its a tf2 reference. watch the video called "meet the heavy"

    • @simple_most788
      @simple_most788 5 років тому +49

      someone asked what that meant

    • @wolfisbad8965
      @wolfisbad8965 5 років тому +6

      and imagine soldier firing it doesn't make a fraction of that.

  • @thinkdontspeak6570
    @thinkdontspeak6570 6 років тому +2596

    Loook at your tiny baby gun.

    • @leetlefool7173
      @leetlefool7173 6 років тому +73

      Big E only tf2 fans will understand

    • @demenetori7976
      @demenetori7976 6 років тому +95

      France Bridrijo *OnLy Tf2 faNs WiLl unDErstAnD*

    • @thatchandivyvandenhemel6861
      @thatchandivyvandenhemel6861 6 років тому +52

      keeep crying babys

    • @KeywordTypo
      @KeywordTypo 6 років тому +64

      YATATATTATTATATTATTTATATATTATATATATTATATATATATTATATATATATTATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATA

    • @fakename5881
      @fakename5881 6 років тому +22

      I HAVE NEW WEAPON

  • @Emm1lyn
    @Emm1lyn 3 роки тому +7

    "I am Heavy Weapons Guy."

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 роки тому +10

    "oh my god who touch Sasha, WHO TOUCH MY GUN!"

  • @Plant_btw
    @Plant_btw 4 роки тому +348

    "Say the line Ahoy!"
    "The heavy from team fortress 2.."
    "YEEEEAAAAS"

    • @achromicfederalagentiv8014
      @achromicfederalagentiv8014 3 роки тому

      Why can't people in this comment section quote properly?

    • @xingyuzhao8666
      @xingyuzhao8666 3 роки тому +29

      @@achromicfederalagentiv8014 Because this is youtube, not an AP language course

  • @slimjim1002
    @slimjim1002 4 роки тому +814

    “Do you know how expensive this gear is son?”
    “Tell that to the covenant.”

    • @quizdak7799
      @quizdak7799 4 роки тому +4

      Oof

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh Master Chief said that, Halo 2 is a game dumb dumb

    • @matthewleto1180
      @matthewleto1180 4 роки тому +1

      Mauz, I think he was crediting the game it came from, and not the person who said it.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +4

      @@matthewleto1180 I know, it was a joke.

    • @matthewleto1180
      @matthewleto1180 4 роки тому +6

      Mauz
      ...Oh

  • @cloudy7937
    @cloudy7937 Рік тому +9

    My primary job in the military is the co-shooter of the M61 Vulcan (the 20mm version of the Minigun). It is glorious. Rotary weapons are so effin' cool

  • @peterrudenko4496
    @peterrudenko4496 3 роки тому +6

    Now that's the gun that is the full meaning of *"SPRAY AND PRAY"*

  • @eljestLiv
    @eljestLiv 9 років тому +1028

    She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200, custom-tooled cartridges at 10 000 rounds per minute.

    • @pouroddacloudcloud9544
      @pouroddacloudcloud9544 9 років тому +17

      A 7.62x51 dosent cost 200$ Jess saying....

    • @TheDJMinerPiggy
      @TheDJMinerPiggy 9 років тому +165

      Willis Hupert its a reference to tf2 idiot

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +63

      The GameTrarian Not his fault he doesn't know about a shit game, idiot.

    • @TheDJMinerPiggy
      @TheDJMinerPiggy 9 років тому +49

      KiwiMurder1 My fault that I called him an idiot but if tf2 is so bad then why do thousands and thousands of people play it

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +55

      I actually like TF2. I just wanted to get you'r attention and call you and Idiot back because it was uncalled for. btw, don't judge a game by the amount of people who play it. COD and LOL suck, but millions of people play them, for money too!

  • @ivanrivera3293
    @ivanrivera3293 6 років тому +731

    I love how Ahoy says three last words about the gun. For example:
    The M1911.
    Antique.
    Veteran.
    Patriot.

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 6 років тому +76

      The Thompson.
      Annihilator.
      Chicago Typewriter.
      Tommy Gun.

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 5 років тому +5

      *AVP

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 5 років тому +87

      The best one:
      The Hammer
      The Sickle
      The AK-47

    • @nikitapoletaev905
      @nikitapoletaev905 5 років тому +4

      KoeSeer yeet

    • @jomahawk7488
      @jomahawk7488 5 років тому +57

      M60
      Get some
      Get Some
      GET SOME

  • @SchizoGuitarist
    @SchizoGuitarist 3 роки тому +6

    "Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet"

  • @domantascerniauskas2776
    @domantascerniauskas2776 3 роки тому +14

    LMG: NOO! YOU CANT JUST PUT MORE BARRELS ON A GUN AND MAKE IT SPIN TO SHOOT FASTER!
    Minigun: haha spin go BRRRR

  • @ThomasFarquhar2
    @ThomasFarquhar2 4 роки тому +626

    "I am heavy weapons guy"
    "And this is my weapon"

    • @steve.576
      @steve.576 4 роки тому +1

      I’m seeing so many of these

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 роки тому

      Sasha

    • @claifers1841
      @claifers1841 4 роки тому +2

      It weighs one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10000 rounds per minute.
      It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @steve.576
      @steve.576 4 роки тому

      Too many of these

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому

      @@steve.576 we are tf2 fans
      You have a problem?

  • @JakTheLombax
    @JakTheLombax 8 років тому +167

    "A prelude to a cacophony of carnage"
    Holy shit I love this writing.

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 8 років тому +25

      I also enjoyed, "It gets a pass, by virtue of being absolutely awesome"

    • @The51stDivision
      @The51stDivision 7 років тому +26

      This guys knows his way around language.

  • @int5k
    @int5k 2 роки тому +20

    it’s such an odd feeling knowing this series is ~7 years old, if you didn’t know that you probably would think they were made more recently.

  • @ambatukam2598
    @ambatukam2598 3 роки тому +9

    The Gatling gun sounds like a great name, I’m glad that man made it because he mmmmm if someone else has done it, it would have sounded like a bad name

  • @edibletwix
    @edibletwix 7 років тому +940

    So my electricity appliance created the Vulcan... LETS GOOO

  • @alphanoble016
    @alphanoble016 4 роки тому +235

    “The minigun. 6 barrels. Endless fire. Payback time!”
    - Ahoy

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +4

      I always liked how pathetic this gun was in games.
      MG-42 had 1200RPM, MG-81 had 1600+, ShKAS had 1800+ and the ShKAS M or UltraShKAS veraion had gone to 2600-3000 rounds per minute depending on the source. All on single barrel and at less then 20 kilos. And all of them fired full sized rifled rounds that had enough power to pierce brick wall... fly through the room, pierce second wall, fly across the street and kill someone hiding in building across:\
      Miniguns in videogames? BPoS. Big Pieces of Shit:D Low rate of fire, low power, weight a ton, OVERHEAT and for some reason all bullets curve away from targeting point.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 3 роки тому +3

      Is it sadistic to want a variant that fires buckshot? Or incendiary?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +2

      @@torgranael first one is pointless since shotgun shells won't survive the feeding system and will just jam. Replace them with flechettes, however you won't be getting much point either, but for different reasons;)
      Incendiary is basically must have since with this volume of fire you basically get a flamethrower... with almost a kilometer of range instead of 150 meters.

  • @c0a5trrr34
    @c0a5trrr34 Рік тому +1

    the simple art style and to the point explination is the greatest

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 4 роки тому +647

    5:43
    I knew that if we're talking "Minigun", Heavy gets a shout-out. The guy fires $200 bullets, he deserves it.

    • @seacow8114
      @seacow8114 4 роки тому +17

      YATATATATAATATATATATA YATTATATATATATATA

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому +33

      200$ custom cartridges, that fire at 12000 rounds per minute.
      *It costs 400.000$ to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.*

    • @icenel
      @icenel 3 роки тому +3

      *heavy's voice* Heavy weapons guy

    • @daveid12
      @daveid12 3 роки тому +1

      This is off topic
      But wtf is your profile pic

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +1

      @@El.Gatito. *10000

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 6 років тому +329

    "Minigun"
    Is freaking huge

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 6 років тому +19

      If 7.62mm sounds huge to you, compare that to 20mm.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 5 років тому +22

      It's the mini version of the Vulcan rotary cannon

    • @DuhNoU
      @DuhNoU 5 років тому +1

      Very minigun
      *DEATHSTAR ITSELF*

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 5 років тому +2

      Small compared to previous rotary cannons.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 років тому

      Well 200 dollar custom cartridges with who know which caliber is this would spook you

  • @Makerzunite1415
    @Makerzunite1415 2 роки тому +3

    "It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds" ~Pootis

  • @someguy2347
    @someguy2347 2 роки тому +2

    I swear to god, this guy must voice weapon tutorials with bio videos in games

  • @Milkster86
    @Milkster86 4 роки тому +358

    "It is a shame to leave such an awesome weapon"
    *Laughs in GTA protagonists*

  • @TrueYhamir
    @TrueYhamir 5 років тому +1924

    *it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds*

    • @Logic44
      @Logic44 5 років тому +141

      *Oh my god, who touched sasha?*

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +92

      *It CoSt 400 ThOuSaNd DoLlArS tO FiRe ThIs WePoN fOr 12 SeCoNdEs* Oh now I understand why the us is in so much debt.

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +21

      Zach cash It was a joke. Something called sarcasm.
      Also, I edited this, so you don't know why everyone in this chat line is screaming at me. Lol.

    • @elpato7478
      @elpato7478 5 років тому +32

      Suction cup Man lol u had nothing showing it was a joke. Don’t take it up the ass

    • @suctioncupman1607
      @suctioncupman1607 5 років тому +5

      @@elpato7478 ? how ya fucking leftest liberal

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому +3

    I once saw a Tactical Marine wield an Assault Cannon with both hands. He saved my squad, the absolute chad.

  • @sweethomealabama6695
    @sweethomealabama6695 Рік тому +2

    I love how ahoy could do any shit look good like
    "Made out of porcelain, a neccesity to mankind, and it has been since our ancestors, The Toilet is the mans neccesities best friend."

  • @GalluZ
    @GalluZ 7 років тому +610

    "I'm Heavy Weapons Guy - and this is my weapon. She (the minigun/Sasha) weighs 150kg and fires 200$ custom tooled cartrige at 10.000 RPM. It costs 400.000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
    Mikhail/Heavy - Team Fotress 2

    • @SanAntonioJoker
      @SanAntonioJoker 7 років тому +28

      leave it to indonesia to be a decade late to the party

    • @darthrevan1223
      @darthrevan1223 7 років тому +2

      tyler christ that made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @GalluZ
      @GalluZ 7 років тому +1

      tyler christ idk what are you talking about

    • @HelenaTing0624
      @HelenaTing0624 7 років тому +3

      heavy is wishing making fairy.

    • @chimp4296
      @chimp4296 7 років тому +1

      AnIndonesianMinecrafter WHO DOESED SASHA!!!!!

  • @q4silent997
    @q4silent997 7 років тому +411

    You can't touch my BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @2003ToyotaVitz
    @2003ToyotaVitz 3 роки тому +20

    "man portable use in any practical sense is impossible" laughs in XM214 Microgun

  • @darthtitteous1215
    @darthtitteous1215 3 роки тому +1

    I am happy Heavy Weapons Guy made it into this video.

  • @DJ-Rose
    @DJ-Rose 4 роки тому +283

    "The soft whirr of the electric motor. A prelude, to a cacophony of carnage".
    I mean if anyone hears the whirr of a minigun, they'd most likely be scared shitless, even without having fired a single round.

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah, going around a corner and hearing a whir of a minigun is scary. For you the player of course, your character is dead already

    • @dirtydan9785
      @dirtydan9785 3 роки тому +5

      @Sean Wilkinson >Like a fencer's rapier on steroids
      *S I L V E R C H A R I O T*

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy 3 роки тому +11

      *WAA!! WAAA!! CRY SOME MORE!!!*

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 Рік тому

      @@snuuwy who hurt you?

    • @iamnevrchange.9570
      @iamnevrchange.9570 Рік тому +2

      @@softlysnowing3959 that's a line from the Heavy from Team Fortress 2, who famously wields a minigun.

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 4 роки тому +87

    "Minigun...for maximum pleasure!" - Serious Sam

  • @theman7349
    @theman7349 3 роки тому +5

    "$400,000 just to fire for 12 seconds."

  • @perplexical
    @perplexical 2 роки тому +1

    5:43
    I'm so glad he said 'heavy weapons guy' instead of just 'heavy'
    Bravo, you have earned an extra sub.

  • @FinnishGuy47
    @FinnishGuy47 8 років тому +91

    "Minigun, for maximum pleasure!"
    - Serious Sam

  • @moosemaimer
    @moosemaimer 8 років тому +57

    Finding a minigun in Just Cause can turn a hopeless situation into an absolute apocalypse.

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 8 років тому +3

      OOHOHOHOH Yeah! Once you got the minigun, you are now a GOD OF DEVASTATION!

    • @jkl5901
      @jkl5901 6 років тому

      A very slow one at that.

    • @projetobrava848
      @projetobrava848 6 років тому

      Well, you can just steal the helicopter, for that matter

  • @alexlubbers1589
    @alexlubbers1589 Рік тому +3

    General Electric:
    This one spins to clean. (glances at washing machine)
    This one spins to delete. (Glances as M61 and GAU-8)

  • @javkiller
    @javkiller 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, in the latin american dub of Terminator 2, the line delivery of the heli pilot going "It's a minigun!" was translated literally, so he ends up screaming "what a tiny weapon!" in a kind of ironic tone that's hilariously non sequitur to the scene.

  • @cas3190
    @cas3190 5 років тому +221

    Soldier: So how fast does this fire?
    R.Gatling: Yes

  • @elite_m8513
    @elite_m8513 4 роки тому +467

    "It cost 400,000 dollars to fire this gun for 12 seconds"

  • @graveltheblock5578
    @graveltheblock5578 3 роки тому +11

    "Ramirez! Make a minigun out of these chopsticks!"

  • @MajinOsirus
    @MajinOsirus Рік тому +1

    6:51 Chaos, in a compact package, the very definition of a bullet hose.

  • @pogobear6023
    @pogobear6023 8 років тому +35

    I love how heavy's clip was 12 seconds

  • @anotherasian530
    @anotherasian530 4 роки тому +1019

    “Now get ready for the Panasonic Sniper Rifle.”
    shhh

    • @KD-mm3li
      @KD-mm3li 4 роки тому +19

      GE makes a lotta shit. Like engines for cruisers and destroyers and lightbulbs.

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 4 роки тому +13

      next up microsoft and LG are gonna start making shotguns

    • @jorgevazquezberea8538
      @jorgevazquezberea8538 4 роки тому +13

      Nokia grenade launcher

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 4 роки тому +11

      @@FloreyXE the Lg lmg

    • @projectkegg
      @projectkegg 4 роки тому +3

      how about the sony mr87 grenade launcher

  • @preyo6511
    @preyo6511 3 роки тому +2

    Fell in love with the minigun when I got my hands on it in AvP2's multiplayer.

  • @thisisgarbage9892
    @thisisgarbage9892 3 роки тому +1

    When stealth is optional in the mission :

  • @doodlenoodle7370
    @doodlenoodle7370 4 роки тому +219

    “I am heavy weapons guy. And THIS, is my weapon.”

    • @noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604
      @noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 4 роки тому +8

      She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
      It costs 400,000$ to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.
      *Ahhahahahah ohhohohohoh*
      Oh my God who touched Sasha? Alright, *Who touched my gun?*
      Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
      *Woahhahahah ahhhahahahah CRY SOME MOOORE*
      Haha
      Cry some more.

    • @baran9678
      @baran9678 3 роки тому

      no, this is *OUR* weapon

  • @tree-turtle9944
    @tree-turtle9944 9 років тому +32

    "The soft whir of the electric motor- a prelude to a cacophony of carnage"
    Dude, that's some poetic shit.

  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 2 роки тому

    "Wielding this minigun could not be physically possible"
    *Cut to Payday 2 where you're zooming over cops while wielding a minigun and a rocket launcher*

  • @TheMightyCookieShow
    @TheMightyCookieShow 2 роки тому +5

    I had read somewhere years ago. During production on the film predator...jesse Ventura had to take frequent breaks while firing this thing and his was scaled back to shoot a bit slower for the camera. The weapon is such a boss that Ventura...while at his peak of physical muscular condition...yes had his butt handed to him by a modified version of the gun

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 11 місяців тому +1

      The bigger brother, the Vulkan Cannon, was capable of such recoil that the A-10 plane needed 2 engines just so the gun didn't literally cause the plane to fly backwards. The gun had more recoil than a single engine produced thrust. With 2 engines, it was possible to fire the gun.

  • @monochromatic2987
    @monochromatic2987 7 років тому +537

    Dont you just love how the minigun isnt mini at all.

    • @wrench2678
      @wrench2678 7 років тому +82

      It's mini if you compare it to its cousin

    • @monochromatic2987
      @monochromatic2987 7 років тому +28

      And it isn't if you compare it to an AK-47

    • @wrench2678
      @wrench2678 7 років тому +75

      but it is If you compare it to its cousin

    • @chinchillinb4683
      @chinchillinb4683 6 років тому +18

      Zero Spectrum its cuz it uses itsy bitsy bullets

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar 6 років тому +6

      A mini time span between bullets?

  • @cj1627
    @cj1627 5 років тому +831

    It called minimum and it's bigger than most wepons
    *OK* *WE* *NEED* *MICROGUN*

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 років тому +40

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG VIDEO FOOL

    • @mrswaka336
      @mrswaka336 5 років тому +14

      You picked the wrong machine gun fool!

    • @abvk4875
      @abvk4875 5 років тому +10

      The microgun would be as large as a small car

    • @sapphyrus
      @sapphyrus 5 років тому +27

      There actually is a microgun that fires 5.56 caliber instead of minigun’s 7.62.

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude 5 років тому +3

      look in ur pants and u might just find one lmao

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 2 роки тому +3

    what if she weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, therefore costing 400,000 dollars to fire the weapon for 12 seconds?

  • @TheEmilkh
    @TheEmilkh 2 роки тому

    the fact that there is now man portable miniguns, just puts a testament onto how much we love this bullet hose

  • @prophetent.8649
    @prophetent.8649 7 років тому +347

    inventor:Josh, we need to create an automatic nightmare shooter
    Josh: wtf why?!?
    inventor:'merica
    Josh:good 'nuff

  • @BasicallyPie
    @BasicallyPie 4 роки тому +89

    "Completely unrealistic to weild solo"
    Meanwhile in borderlands 3: casually carrys double barreled minigun with two drum mags

    • @crabohato4954
      @crabohato4954 3 роки тому +2

      Have you heard of a microgun? Give it a look. You'll be interested...

    • @izmirli_bruce_Lee
      @izmirli_bruce_Lee 3 роки тому

      ye here is link ua-cam.com/video/UdGueKkjQlk/v-deo.html

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +1

      Good ol bezoomy
      Good early game gun before you get a legendary

  • @voltydragon6140
    @voltydragon6140 3 роки тому +5

    I love how 90% of the comments are TF2. Beaitiful

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 2 роки тому +2

    It’s nice to know that a company that makes breakers and main breaker boxes for Home Depot also invented a weapon of war.

  • @elijahgreenberg2634
    @elijahgreenberg2634 7 років тому +348

    another disadvantage in some games is that it has a slow rate of fire while revving up, and then fireing fast like pew, pew, pew, pew pew peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 7 років тому +58

      It's worth waiting for the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 7 років тому +18

      the satisfaction when line of bodies fall down after the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    • @elijahgreenberg2634
      @elijahgreenberg2634 7 років тому

      yea

    • @deathangellink
      @deathangellink 7 років тому +12

      they corrected it with the sentry mode in DOOM 4, DAMN do it have a high RPM

    • @hewbertvu6456
      @hewbertvu6456 7 років тому

      Elijah Greenberg

  • @TheBurtDude
    @TheBurtDude 9 років тому +2589

    You sir earned a subscription

    • @funnymememan2458
      @funnymememan2458 9 років тому +157

      he earned all 517,437 of em

    • @tagguh1
      @tagguh1 9 років тому +24

      Epicness Riley agreed, his videos are super awesome. hope to see more soon

    • @JU1CETN
      @JU1CETN 9 років тому +1

      burt

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 9 років тому +2

      BurtGasm same

    • @vcxz4009
      @vcxz4009 6 років тому +4

      School shooting MC RP

  • @acorgiwithacrown467
    @acorgiwithacrown467 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, GE did make a man portable variant of the minigun called the XM214 microgun with a "six pack" backpack with the battery and ammo cassettes. It was fully developed and ready for use but the army couldn't be arsed to even test it properly.
    It wasn't necessarily meant to be fired on the go but it might be possible given the smaller calibre and lighter weight.

  • @theleanmonster3735
    @theleanmonster3735 2 роки тому +1

    The most American solution to the question of how do I stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind; “use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.”
    Thanks engie

  • @Divenity
    @Divenity 9 років тому +121

    You seemed to have completely skipped over the limited existence of the XM214 Microgun, a scaled down version of the M134 chambered in 5.56x45, also known as the GE Six-Pak, it was definitely man portable and useable by hand, however was completely impractical and thus never went into production... the minigun in Serious Sam is the XM214, which does mean that one is in fact not completely unrealistic.

    • @stwcrusher
      @stwcrusher 9 років тому +5

      I am actually surprised that someone else knew about this god among killing machines. Though there has been talk of using an exo system similar to what is used industrial work to be used with the current M134 to lighten the weight and recoil. I'm not sure what became of that idea.

    • @Divenity
      @Divenity 9 років тому +3

      stwcrusher
      I'm gonna take a stab and guess the reason it's not a thing is because exosuits aren't really a thing yet... Not anything that could feasably see combat, anyways... we have a long ways to go before that happens.

    • @stwcrusher
      @stwcrusher 9 років тому +1

      Ya. Actually it might have evolved into the knew advanced point-man armor program (cant remember name).

    • @huleyn135
      @huleyn135 9 років тому +2

      ***** The thing is there is no need for a man portable minigun. Way too much bullets and weight for absolutely no reason. If you want support fire you don't really need anything more than an LMG for a squadmate at an infantry level.

    • @Divenity
      @Divenity 9 років тому +9

      huleyn135
      I realize this, hence my saying "It was completely impractical and thus never went into full production".

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 4 роки тому +59

    You may be interested to know that a company called Empty Shell are producing a weapon called the XM556 Microgun, designed to be man-portable, fire 5.56 rounds, and weighing only a little over 7 kilos unloaded.
    You may not be able to fire a minigun as a man-portable weapon, but someone wanted to change that.

    • @crabohato4954
      @crabohato4954 3 роки тому

      I was about to say this comment

    • @addust
      @addust 3 роки тому

      time to shout this at every other LT/LS developer and force them to make an XM556 Microgun

    • @ionpopescu3167
      @ionpopescu3167 3 роки тому +1

      Home defense weapon kek

  • @turanome5678
    @turanome5678 3 роки тому

    there is a magical rate of fire when a gun stops sounding like a gun, and starts sounding like the world's most violent fan

  • @SpheroJr3289
    @SpheroJr3289 3 роки тому +1

    “He for got the external power source”

  • @GAMERtheGHOST_
    @GAMERtheGHOST_ 4 роки тому +63

    Let’s all raid Area 51
    Area 51 guard: “laughs in 40 kilos”

  • @beefncheesearchives8650
    @beefncheesearchives8650 5 років тому +33

    “I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds”-Heavy

  • @leanpotat8858
    @leanpotat8858 6 місяців тому

    "Pilot, you are outnumbered by enemy titans, suggest aggressive sustained counterfire"

  • @caleb7461
    @caleb7461 3 роки тому +1

    "I am heavy weapons guy and I make puny babies cry.
    Want to live rule 1.
    Don't
    Touch
    My
    Gun."

  • @eduardozhang5424
    @eduardozhang5424 9 років тому +174

    oh my 0-0
    I thought general Electric made household items.... I WAS VERY WRONG

    • @Kbrookesy
      @Kbrookesy 9 років тому +143

      Eduardo Zhang The mini gun is perfect for house-hold cleaning :)

    • @eduardozhang5424
      @eduardozhang5424 9 років тому +4

      Absolutely 0-0

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 9 років тому +21

      Kyle Brookes Dont forget Pest Control.

    • @eliv3557
      @eliv3557 9 років тому +33

      Huge companies like GE have their hands in everything. Think of them like the umbrella corperation, there in almost every industry directly or indirectly.

    • @alexvet9814
      @alexvet9814 9 років тому +25

      Samsung also makes tanks