Bernhard is actually old germanic for "he who fights with fire" indeed. Every name with "hard" in it is a "fights with" type. Gerhard means, "he who fights with a spear". Which the Germans - the Ger-Mannen, the spear-men, were named after.
“Causes of death are many and varied…old age, illness, suicide. But out of that long, morbid list, there's one end that people fear above all others: death by fire.”
"Carrying a Flamethrower makes you a priority target" *Flashbacks to the entire enemy team bayonet charging me when I pick up a Flamethrower kit in Battlefield 1*
Playing Day of Infamy, where enemies can shoot your tank and cause an explosion; being a liability to your own team is outweighed by the satisfying crackling and screaming of the enemy when you get into a good position.
Flamethrowers are used for: 1) clearing jungles; 2) making sure that your enemies live just long enough to horrify everyone else considering becoming your enemies.
@In our doom we find resolve My favorite anecdote about Chesty Puller involved him making the rounds on battalion inspection, finding everything more or less in order. Yet despite this, he seemed mildly dissatisfied, whereupon he asked to be taken to the brig. His reason? He wanted to "see the *real* Marines."
@Nick Mumby Imperial Guard aren't called marines in the 40k universe, they're called guardsmen. So it's Krieg Guardsmen not Krieg Marines. Salamanders aren't Imperial Guard, they're Space Marines. Vastly different to Guardsmen.
"Discipline a heretic and he'll be loyal, for a moment. Put him to the flame, and he'll be loyal for the rest of his life." - Warhammer 40,000 Imperial Thought of the Day
@@Jack93885 No offense, but I think he meant when was mustard the condiment first invented. And to answer that question then all I can say is it's over 5,000 years old. We can see it in manuscripts from the Bronze Age.
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done’.” - George Carlin
"its not the screams that keep me up at night, when you fire the M-2 its so loud, you cannot hear the screams. But when the tank is empty, its only embers and silence. Its not the screams that keep me up at night Bert, its the Silence"
expectation : using flamethrower to being powerful asf reality : w+m1 and then taunt to be more powerful and then make spy mains gets mad because they can't deal with it
well too be fair the flame thrower wasn't meant to kill you only to get you to panic and flee (whether on fire or not) which.... well makes you an easy target
"Fun" fact: The nossile design research was linked to the firefighting departments in Berlin, aiming to improve their gear. Coming around full circle, the first units of German flamethrower troops in WW1 then were mainly firefighters.
Well, firefighters are probably the most experienced in how to safely handle fire, and what situations are the most dangerous to put someone in regarding fire.
@@DTwinsProductions makes sense. The French, especially under Napoleon, were the most powerful military force the world has ever seen. The USA wouldn't even be a country, if it weren't for France bailing America's arses out in the war of independence, for example
@@duffman18 While the Napoleon part is pretty accurate, he almost reigned the entirety of europe, I'm not sure about the independence thing... it wouldn't make sense for pre-revolutions france to support such a concept
It's a reference to the legendary 1991 sci-fi short story "They're Made Out of Meat", about two aliens who are perplexed that meat-based organisms - humans - are capable of intelligence.
I came across this channel only last month and loved the content. But with the last upload 6 months ago, I feared it was dead. I'm so happy that I was wrong.
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ― George Carlin
Battlefield 1's flamethrower is one of the most scariest things I've ever come across in a video game. You see flames around the corner followed by a mass of screaming and wailing by people being burnt to a crisp.
@@meeperdudeify "How do you figure, Hawkeye?" "Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?" "Sinners, I believe." "Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
@@LET4M4RU oh fucking hell... when we got the Meet the pyro was an unexpected transition to that song... everyone expected to say "its a girl" nope... just a Pyromaniac with Hippie vision
The "M~" means model in the name of the guns. The M1 Rifle (The formal name for the M1 garand) means it was the First rifle to be specifically manufactured for the military since the naming system was adopted. The "A~" that you might see means alteration and it means that it is an altered version of a previous design, but the alteration wasn't large enough to warrent a new model, but large enough to require distinctionp. So that would mean M1 Flamethrower is the First flamethrower to be designed by the military. (Its name isn't M1, it's M1 Flamethrower) M1 Carbine is the first carbine designed for the military. Now let's jump forward a bit to the M4A1 Carbine (This would mean Model 4 Alteration 1 Carbine). That name means it is somewhat substantially different from the M3, so it's Called the M4. However the M4A1 is a different gun from the M4 (You can tell from the A), but rather than being almost completely new design, it's an altered version of the M4. The difference off the top of my head is that it also has full auto instead of just burst and semi. So it gets called the M4A1 since besides that they are identical. I know the naming scheme confuses the hell out of a lot of people so I hope that helped a little.
This guy edits, produces, researches, hosts and records gameplay for our entertainment and education. He even makes all the visuals and texts. This guy is the absolute pinnacle of solo content creation and production value.
@Wesam It goes to show that you don't need patreons, merch or other stuff to live off of UA-cam (depending on what you do, of course. I don't know if Stu has another job in real life and this is just a hobby or something, so yeah. Most UA-camrs just get sponsors to get all that luxury stuff.)
Speaking as a computer game programmer, another reason for the popularity of the flamethrower is the cool physics involved. Making flame look like flame involves a great deal of fun mathematics and graphical prowess.
I’m not a man who understands code too much, but I do like hearing about what goes on under the hood. From what I understand each game’s flamethrower are really unique, at least more unique than most other kinds of weapons. Some depictions are really just laser guns under the hood, essentially using hitscan lines to determine successful shots. Then devs just put fire effects on top of that to achieve the desired effect. On the other side of the scale you have some who go hog wild. Rising Storm 2’s Flamethrower actually simulates the physics behind shooting a stream of flammable liquid and you can do crazy shit like bouncing the flame around corners because there’s actual physics behind the stream itself. Then somewhere in between you got TF2’s absolutely schizophrenic Flamethrower which is technically a mix of both. Using some esoteric “flame particle” system that has both hitscan and physics.
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” ― George Carlin.
I must admit my first experience with a flamethrower in a video game was a memorable one. The year was 1998 and the game was Turok seeds of Evil. The thing ran out of ammo in mere moments, but it was absolutely mesmerizing to use it. In a game full of mind-blowing weapons it still stood out for its unusually realistic physics and striking fire effects. That game was so far ahead of its time in a lot of regards. The cerebral bore remains one of the most iconic video game weapons of all time.
"Fire is a savage beast, yet we think ourselves its master. But be warned. The barbeque's hot, and you're in season." where does this man keep coming up with these lines hot damn
@@TheCandidPygmy since when was elon musk green? his rockets liter the ground everywhere and create pollution in space that interferes with our telescopic equipment. he sucks balls, but he's not at all green energy. there's also nothing wrong with green energy, contrary to what the nut job retirement home creeps at prager u like to tell ya.
@@milesbrown2261 … *ahem* So what about electrification of the transport industry, or solar city, or the cheapest solar in the US, or the grid battery solutions that let countries actually transition to renewables, or the home battery solutions helping everyday people switch to renewables? Musks gone on record saying that half of his rescources will be used to save the planet, and the other half used to make humans multiplanetary. Seems like a pretty legit plan to me
@@colinouille2786 this is what is called a pun. a word joke. i understand now. the goal of a "pun" is to elicit feelings of laughter and happiness in the target by using a word that sounds/is written like another word. now i understand this type of joke. hahaha
So inhumane, yet so fascinating One of the most fearful and painful deaths, yet full of luster Enemies become victims, no one dies at peace The side you don't see, brutal carnage, rancid burnt corpses Painful for many to watch, many questioning their morality Yet, still popular The flamethrower
I remember hearing that very few soldiers were ever killed by flamethrowers directly. The weapon is just so damn terrifying to face head on that no one stuck around to fight it in close quarters. Men would run out of cover just to get away, exposing themselves to snipers and machine guns.
It's also so intense that it sucks the oxygen out of the air. It was incredibly effective in the Pacific War because the Japanese made tunnels and bunkers.
On the topic of flamethrowers/fire in movies: Saving Private Ryan. "Don't shoot, let 'em burn!" Atrocities were committed on both sides, we cannot ever forget that.
The body shudders as the mind flusters in awe. Terrifying, magnificent, the fiery dragon of a weapon is commented by Stuart. My regards to one of a beast of a voice!
imagine being a ww1 soldier, preparing for an attack from the germans, and then they all pull up with a weapon that no one has ever heard of that can burn enemies alive with fire
Flamethrowers, poison gas, tanks, airplanes, submarines...there were so many new ways to horrifically kill people on a scale that was previously unimaginable. No wonder World War I scarred the collective psyche of a generation.
I remember playing Army Men series games and because it's plastic toy soldiers, using a flamethrower on them resulted in cool plastic meltdown animation
oh god that animation used to scare me as a kid. I played the one for nintendo 64 and the first level has a part where you get ambushed by them, they all just run our with their flamethrowers and melt you down in seconds.
“You are afraid. Amber lash of searing flame, lungs filled with acrid smoke. You ought to be afraid, you're made out of meat” I thought of this poem just now, as I was googling I found out this wasn’t a poem Ahoy quoted, but seemingly made himself? Either way, amazing quote
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The irony of a unit armed exclusively with flamethrowers commanded by a man named Bernhard is amazing
B. Reddemann no less! He makes men redder!
BURNHARD
love that guy
Bernhard is actually old germanic for "he who fights with fire" indeed. Every name with "hard" in it is a "fights with" type. Gerhard means, "he who fights with a spear". Which the Germans - the Ger-Mannen, the spear-men, were named after.
yeah, it's cool and all but is that even an irony though?
“ burn hard red man”
“Causes of death are many and varied…old age, illness, suicide. But out of that long, morbid list, there's one end that people fear above all others: death by fire.”
Captain Obi is that you?
Latome
Fire Force reference be like:
@@tobygeo Latome.
Eh, drowning’s worse
"Carrying a Flamethrower makes you a priority target"
*Flashbacks to the entire enemy team bayonet charging me when I pick up a Flamethrower kit in Battlefield 1*
Me paying Enlisted, as soon as that first jet of flames come out, I am public enemy #1
Yeah. The moment I fire the flamethrower, a lot of enemy want me dead.
People can also just use a melee weapon if you jump on their faces
Playing Day of Infamy, where enemies can shoot your tank and cause an explosion; being a liability to your own team is outweighed by the satisfying crackling and screaming of the enemy when you get into a good position.
Well, when picking up the kit pings your location on the map to the entire enemy team...
An entire unit of flamethrowers commanded by a guy named BurnHard is Ace Attorney levels of nominative determinism
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
Dude must've been named by My Little Pony ponies as parents with that level of determinism.
BurnHard RedMan, no less.
Dogs name is deadass Burn hard 😂😂😂😂
Real life Kojima character
“The barbecue’s hot... and you’re in season.”
Yep, this was 200% worth the wait
He always has the most badass closing words. I genuinely don't know how he does it.
69 likes, makr a wish!
Haha 600 likes
BIG FACTS
“The gods gave us fire, but throwing it around? That was our idea.”
Dima best waifu
@@amirul_ashraff13 DUDUDUDUDUN dududududun-DUDUDUDUDUN
Shit this needed to be in there
hmm
The gods gave you two hands and you use them for a flamethrower… I respect that!
Flamethrowers are used for:
1) clearing jungles;
2) making sure that your enemies live just long enough to horrify everyone else considering becoming your enemies.
3) checking for spies
The enemies: THAT MANIAC HAS A F##KING FLAMETHROWER!
4) Disposing of parasitic aliens in the Antarctic waste
@@angrypredator2704 5) Disposing of deadly parasitic aliens in space.
6) *_PURGING THE MUTANT, THE ALIEN, AND THE HERETIC IN HOLY FIRE!!_*
The fact that the first ever flamethrower unit was camanded by a man named "BernHard" is the best thing I've heard all day.
We Germans do have a sense of humour.
In ww2 they had a general Tha was named "France holder" and they didn't use him to hold france
Took me a second haha
The fellow that owned the funeral home and conducted my grandpa's cremation was named 'Barry Burnham'.
Pronounced "burn 'em."
another fun sense of irony is the early flame thrower operators were firefighters
"Where do you put the bayonet?"
- Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller, Marine Corps officer in WW2, when presented with a flamethrower
Now if that isn't the most 40k Imperial Guard-like quote, then I don't know what is...
@In our doom we find resolve My favorite anecdote about Chesty Puller involved him making the rounds on battalion inspection, finding everything more or less in order. Yet despite this, he seemed mildly dissatisfied, whereupon he asked to be taken to the brig. His reason? He wanted to "see the *real* Marines."
wait what
@@Rawmel the first 40k Imperial guard that i could think of that would say that is the Krieg Marines. And then the salamander Marines
@Nick Mumby Imperial Guard aren't called marines in the 40k universe, they're called guardsmen. So it's Krieg Guardsmen not Krieg Marines. Salamanders aren't Imperial Guard, they're Space Marines. Vastly different to Guardsmen.
The legend returns!
Hey Corey!
Indeed he is
Hello Mr. Freeman
he didn't leave. the announcement is always in the description of the previous video
when he uploads the world freezes
“You ought to be afraid. You’re made of meat.”
Love this guy
Dude really makes you feel the full stops on the end of his sentences...
Me and my meat suit is outta here
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
"
O-O
Cursed
Pratchett’s a bloody genius.
The time for talk has passed, the Lord’s work must be done.
"Discipline a heretic and he'll be loyal, for a moment. Put him to the flame, and he'll be loyal for the rest of his life." - Warhammer 40,000 Imperial Thought of the Day
'War without fire is like a sausage without mustard"
-1421
Palatable, but not spicy enough.
I like the way that dude thinks, especially since I too eat my sausages with plenty of mustard, just sayin’. 😆
1412? the video literally has this quote at 0:55 and it says 1421
@@Jack93885 No offense, but I think he meant when was mustard the condiment first invented. And to answer that question then all I can say is it's over 5,000 years old. We can see it in manuscripts from the Bronze Age.
@@nyxys7419 I wasn't replying to Richard but rather the top comment
"You ought to be afraid. *You're made out of meat* "
Dude, chills as always.
and at the end
"but be warned, the barbeque is hot, and you are in season"
"You see that mountain?"
"You can BURN IT"
amazing delivery right there
Amazon delivery
You can almost hear him smiling.
You see hot sauce?
You can BURN IT
It's one of those statements that with or without context is fucking hilarious
You see that mountain? You can climb it!*
*For the price of a real mountain.
“The barbecue’s hot and you’re in season” god I’ve missed this series.
I loved that ngl I'm happy he's back
*you're**
"You lizards need to learn I'm a lot more scarier than you are" -38
*Ah, I see you've stealth-corrected it.*
You're welcome. :^)
Yep
God tier content as always!
How did you comment before this video was released?
@@rebane2001 Patrons get access early
@@FoxInferno13 Oh really, good to know!
Aun mas razones para amar a zico
El zico tops viendo Ahoy 💪🏻😎
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done’.” - George Carlin
Me,playing modded Minecraft: " what If i Put oil in this Liquidsprayer?"
All my Friends : BURNING ALIVE.
One simple Idea can Ruin Everything.
@@LS9646 ah yes putting liquid pyrotheum in your flamethrower is a modded mc staple
Shut up
@@Dhj543 People don't generally like you, do they?
It might have ended there. Unfortunately he mentioned it to his friend, who was good with tools.
"its not the screams that keep me up at night, when you fire the M-2 its so loud, you cannot hear the screams. But when the tank is empty, its only embers and silence.
Its not the screams that keep me up at night Bert, its the Silence"
Where this from?
Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street
"You see that mountain? You can BURN IT."
I love that line.
Todd Ahoyward
"The barbecue is hot... and you're in season." Holy shit, that was a chilling line.
expectation : using flamethrower to being powerful asf
reality : w+m1 and then taunt to be more powerful and then make spy mains gets mad because they can't deal with it
@@FrancisDoubleA phlog in a shellnut
More like a warming line than a chilling line.
The barbecue is hot and you are seasoned
That's a nice grill
Honestly, the thought of either choking to death with Carbon monoxide or risking getting permanent 3rd degree burn really sends chills down the spine
to qoute the first 20 seconds
"you ought to be a afraid, youre made out of meat"
I suppose being immolated with napalm from an M2 would result in "permanent" burns. Though I don't suppose you'd live long enough to care too much.
It's ok, if you got lit up by a wartime flamethrower your pretty much dead.
well too be fair the flame thrower wasn't meant to kill you only to get you to panic and flee (whether on fire or not) which.... well makes you an easy target
@@a-drewg1716 Or seal you exit route and air ventilation, and make you suffocating...
"Fun" fact: The nossile design research was linked to the firefighting departments in Berlin, aiming to improve their gear. Coming around full circle, the first units of German flamethrower troops in WW1 then were mainly firefighters.
Well, firefighters are probably the most experienced in how to safely handle fire, and what situations are the most dangerous to put someone in regarding fire.
Ray bradbury's Fahrenheit
@@basedimperialism such as setting them on fire
That's some Fahrenheit 451 irony
*"War without fire is like sausages without mustard"*
The most German sentence I ever heard in my life
Das stimmt (true)
perhaps
Funnily enough the quote is attributed to a frechman
@@DTwinsProductions makes sense. The French, especially under Napoleon, were the most powerful military force the world has ever seen. The USA wouldn't even be a country, if it weren't for France bailing America's arses out in the war of independence, for example
@@duffman18 While the Napoleon part is pretty accurate, he almost reigned the entirety of europe, I'm not sure about the independence thing... it wouldn't make sense for pre-revolutions france to support such a concept
those first 20 seconds are absolutely raw, "You ought to be afraid. You're made out of meat." like what the fuck that's amazing
It's a reference to the legendary 1991 sci-fi short story "They're Made Out of Meat", about two aliens who are perplexed that meat-based organisms - humans - are capable of intelligence.
@@AvsJoe Damn, that's dope. Thanks for the recommendation!
Well they were raw, until he cooked them with a flamethrower
Got doom vibes from that intro
I got "The Thing" (1982 By John Carpenter) vibes. The music, and the "You're made out of meat."
“So, What sort of maniac would yield one?”
Meet the pyro
I fear No man.
But that *THING!*
It scares me.
One shudders of the inhumane thoughts.
@@Usinghealer099 that lie behind that mask
Hey guys what are you talking about
@@Noggg. "do you believe in maaaagic..."
Ahoy: "What sort of maniac would wield one?"
*"Do you believe in magic" starts playing*
Mmph hmph hmh hmh hmh
Mphhmmm Ha ha ha
one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...
I fear no man… but that- THING… it scares me.
@@aidenorr9536No no, I-I ain’t talkin’ about that freak, alright?
…
He’s not here, is he?! How do I get this freakin’ thing off?!
"The barbeque's hot; and you're in season."
This man makes simple lines sound BADASS!
man that line just sounds badass anyway
If hasn’t been used as a one liner in the 90s
@@sacredprovenance true
Your pfp 💀
"Until next time, farewell"
See you back here in 6 months boys
We always know where we were when Ahoy posts.
See ya lad.
*Salute*
tbh 6 month worths the quilty
I came across this channel only last month and loved the content. But with the last upload 6 months ago, I feared it was dead. I'm so happy that I was wrong.
Yeah, that's how this channel works.
QUALITY > QUANTITY
Also, he does the art, music, narration, gameplay footage, editing, research and composition so yeah it will take time.
Ahoy is quality content at it's finest, lacks with quantity but he makes up for it with his sheer effort.
Yeah, it take long to produce top quality content!
High quality content cannot be made in only a few weeks.
"many of the toughest enemies are bullet proof. But fire? *Fire consumes all*" good god that gave me shivers
Germany: "Let's use abbreviations for our weapons and vehicles."
USA: "You're called M1, you're called M1, EVERYTHING is called M1"
M1 Supremancy
Japan: TYPE 95 TIME
Sad M2 and M3 Noises
@@isaac-yw1ei Japan has the type advantage
It stood for Murica.
Back like a phoenix from the ash, he returns in flame and glory.
I think is a Phoenix from the ash
Ya god damn right but it's a phoenix
From a rise a Flamethrower into a dish fire
Phoenix*
>unit consisting entirely of flamethrowers
>led by a guy named Burn Hard
You just can't make this stuff up!
Written by Hideo Kojima
This is some Krieg's Death Korps stuff
@@0uttaS1TE Feelsgoodman evil brother.
He sure did
The fact that Elon Musk is described as a “fictional villain” lmao
To some it's just the fictional part that is incorrect.
*all
@@turbocat8329 “some” should be rational people
@@titallium3244 wdym, he lets his employees go to the toilet unlike Amazon.
@@willymw78 he also kills children in cobalt mines to make cars and fuel his ego trip to space
The flamethrower; for when you don't just want to kill your enemy, but terrify the heck out of them first.
You want to kill one or two, but also demoralize half their god damn army.
More like: when you don’t want to just kill an enemy, but make them *suffer*
@@StarkSpider24 "Let 'em burn!"
*“Incendiary, intimidating, infernal.”*
Those outros will never get old.
Being subbed to Ahoy is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
Ikr
That was exactly what i feel
Correct
This
@@Flofutz had this feeling since his cod ghost tutorials :D
“Where do you put the bayonet on that thing?” - Chesty Puller, Legend of the USMC, When seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
"See that mountain ? You can BURN IT !"
Somewhere, a shiver ran up Todd Howard's spine.
Is it just me, or does Stuart sound just a little *too* excited about that?
see that mountain? you can buy it
in the dlc with a price of a real mountain
Howard has a spine? 🤔
@@GerardMenvussa Don't worry. It's just a figure of speech
@@re57k Love that song
I like how a guy named Bernhard developed a flamethrower
Burnhard
Hardbernhard
burnsoft
@@Wjjsndhao Freezesoft
Feel the hardbern
Ahoy sets the gold standard for content creation, the production value is absolutely insane
10/10 every time
Wait a second 3 days ago
He continues to be a true inspiration.
100/100
How the fuck did you reply 3 days ago??
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
― George Carlin
Where did Carlin say that? I remember him saying that "symbols are for the symbol-minded", but I can't find any of his books!
@@verbulent_flow6229 It's in one of his specials. Complaints and Grievances maybe
Battlefield 1's flamethrower is one of the most scariest things I've ever come across in a video game. You see flames around the corner followed by a mass of screaming and wailing by people being burnt to a crisp.
Each time I read this comment I get goosebumps. I never really stopped to think what it would feel to be on the other end.
" War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse." - M*A*S*H
@@meeperdudeify "How do you figure, Hawkeye?"
"Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?"
"Sinners, I believe."
"Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
Don't forget the slight "hiss" it makes when starting it up.
Yeah, now imagine that irl, in your sight your friends?
"The enemy is dug in deep, and we have to get our hands dirty. Flamethrowers. We'll burn them out."
Thank you so much for tapping into those few neurons of mine that were vaguely holding on to World at War memories!
Best cod ever, best voice acting but unfortunately devastated multiplayer
"Pop smoke!"
@@Atomic_Cho Tabun gas em instead
Hey Trigger! Can you imagine flamethrowers on fighter jets, because that would be so cool.
-some Ocean pilot convict
“Be warned: the barbecue’s hot, and you’re in season.”
Chills.
"You ought to be afraid. You're made out of meat."
I don't think I can articulate how hard that line is
Return of the king.
Nice to see another legend here
Why hello S1ap!
well nascar crashes can have fire envolved so a surprise for sure, but a welcome one
Sup S1ap!
Heyyyy its the S1ap one
Bernhard is literally the coolest name he could've had considering the context lol
Burn Hard.
It's essentially just Bernard, but yeah I agree.
Its so fitting it's borderline campy.
It is what i would bullshit as a DM for a German pyromancer. "burn hard"
Last name Red-Man. Sometimes... real life really does have a sick sense of humor.
*"One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask."*
*do you believe in magic
in a young girl's heart*
"What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
"i fear no man but that thing... it scares me"
-Heavy
@@LET4M4RU oh fucking hell... when we got the Meet the pyro was an unexpected transition to that song...
everyone expected to say "its a girl" nope... just a Pyromaniac with Hippie vision
"i aint talking about that FREAK alright?"
America: I’ll designate this new flamethrower as the M1.
Garand: …
Carbine: …
Thompson: ….
Bofors: …
Abrams: …
Even the m16 and m1911 share the name m1 lmao
Bofor Deez Nuts!
The "M~" means model in the name of the guns. The M1 Rifle (The formal name for the M1 garand) means it was the First rifle to be specifically manufactured for the military since the naming system was adopted. The "A~" that you might see means alteration and it means that it is an altered version of a previous design, but the alteration wasn't large enough to warrent a new model, but large enough to require distinctionp.
So that would mean
M1 Flamethrower is the First flamethrower to be designed by the military. (Its name isn't M1, it's M1 Flamethrower)
M1 Carbine is the first carbine designed for the military.
Now let's jump forward a bit to the M4A1 Carbine (This would mean Model 4 Alteration 1 Carbine). That name means it is somewhat substantially different from the M3, so it's Called the M4. However the M4A1 is a different gun from the M4 (You can tell from the A), but rather than being almost completely new design, it's an altered version of the M4. The difference off the top of my head is that it also has full auto instead of just burst and semi. So it gets called the M4A1 since besides that they are identical.
I know the naming scheme confuses the hell out of a lot of people so I hope that helped a little.
@@ricedbroccoli M1 thompson, m2 submachine gun, m3 grease gun, m4 carbine, m5 sig (future)
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
This guy could literally make a video about vacuuming his flat and it would be a huge hit
Next iconic arms video?
"'Vrrrrr!' It's hard to deny the effectiveness of the deployment of the Dustbuster 300 in a carpet-cleaning capacity."
Idk man the boxes video was a difficult watch
I wish it would start with the same words as this one " you are afraid, you are afraid because you are meat"
ok.
True
I’m convinced Stu was hungry when he wrote “made out of meat” and “the barbecue’s hot.”
113Likes and no comments? Im here for you my guy.
Im here for you too, gl on whatever you doin’ my g.
Me too man
WTF why is this from yesterday
@@radetzkypilledman probably a channel member, they get videos early
You've outdone yourself. That closing edit, with the woman screaming. Last word: "Infernal." That's a brutally good finisher.
SPOILERS BRO
Tf2 gave us the best Flame Thrower. A hand made weapon capable of releasing both fire and compressed air that can reflect rockets, grenades, arrows
Sword and shield in one convenient package.
Hans get the Flammenwerfer
The Heavy Flammenwerfer
J A W O H L
I brought the Flammpanzer Division!
BRUTHA GET THE FLAMER!
So I can werfer my flammen
Enjoy this masterpiece boys , we'll have to wait another 6 months for another one.
At least they are well developed
@@bornb1637 That's an understatement , they're goddamn masterpieces
Worth it.
"You are afraid. Amber lash of searing flame, lungs filled with acrid smoke"
I didn't know Stu was in a death metal band
Sounds like a king gizzard lyric
"What sort of maniac, would wield one?"
Probably the one who loves rainbows and unicorns
I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC??
This guy edits, produces, researches, hosts and records gameplay for our entertainment and education. He even makes all the visuals and texts.
This guy is the absolute pinnacle of solo content creation and production value.
@smelly paws Okay "smelly paws"
Also all of the music.
I think lemmino’s production is better but you do you.
It helps that he actually makes a living wage off this. And good, he deserves it.
@Wesam It goes to show that you don't need patreons, merch or other stuff to live off of UA-cam
(depending on what you do, of course. I don't know if Stu has another job in real life and this is just a hobby or something, so yeah. Most UA-camrs just get sponsors to get all that luxury stuff.)
And when we needed him most, he returned, bringing gifts of fuel and flames.
This is one of those channels that you hit like before the video even starts playing.
Every time, yes.
Speaking as a computer game programmer, another reason for the popularity of the flamethrower is the cool physics involved. Making flame look like flame involves a great deal of fun mathematics and graphical prowess.
Also, you get to toy with flammable things and spread mathematics. I assume.
@@oz_jones far cry games are a good example.
Setting a small patch of grass on fire and watching it spread is so satisfying.
I’m not a man who understands code too much, but I do like hearing about what goes on under the hood. From what I understand each game’s flamethrower are really unique, at least more unique than most other kinds of weapons.
Some depictions are really just laser guns under the hood, essentially using hitscan lines to determine successful shots. Then devs just put fire effects on top of that to achieve the desired effect. On the other side of the scale you have some who go hog wild. Rising Storm 2’s Flamethrower actually simulates the physics behind shooting a stream of flammable liquid and you can do crazy shit like bouncing the flame around corners because there’s actual physics behind the stream itself. Then somewhere in between you got TF2’s absolutely schizophrenic Flamethrower which is technically a mix of both. Using some esoteric “flame particle” system that has both hitscan and physics.
He came back, when we seriously needed him the most.
"The pointy stick: an ancient tool of warfare. Simple, yet effective."
@Isaac Vaughn And, no matter where you are, if you want to make a point last, you better make it sharp
What about the choppy stick? Or the bonk stick?
I, too, am a fan of Shadeversity, and his love of Big Stick Energy.
Guns are just tiny pointy stick launchers
Everybody gangsta till Billy comes to recess with a tree root
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” ― George Carlin.
I was gonna type this but you beat me to it! Definitely one of my favourite Carlin quotes.
Huge Carlin fan, but i didn't even know that one. Thanks for sharing.
I must admit my first experience with a flamethrower in a video game was a memorable one. The year was 1998 and the game was Turok seeds of Evil. The thing ran out of ammo in mere moments, but it was absolutely mesmerizing to use it. In a game full of mind-blowing weapons it still stood out for its unusually realistic physics and striking fire effects. That game was so far ahead of its time in a lot of regards. The cerebral bore remains one of the most iconic video game weapons of all time.
"Fire is a savage beast, yet we think ourselves its master. But be warned. The barbeque's hot, and you're in season."
where does this man keep coming up with these lines hot damn
"Hot damn" indeed
Remember to season yourself before getting in range of a flame thrower.
Ahoy: "What maniac would wield it?"
Pyro: *muffled maniacal gasmask noises*
His POV is hilarious tho
Oh no it’s the gibus w+ m1 f2p! Run
So a Psychotic Schizophrenic.
The word "pyro" can eve be short for the kind of maniac to weild a flamethrower in the first place, a pyromaniac
"Always fear the flame, lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself."
Quelana of Izalith, from Dark Souls 1
I too thought of dark souls when he mentioned fire’s chaotic nature
"Fire Is A Savage Beast, And We Think Ourselves As Master"
"But Be Warned: The Barbecue Is Hot"
Unreasonably Epic As Fuck
"More likely to be seen in the hands of fictional supervillians, like elon musk" god I've missed you ahoy
Nothing more villainous than those green energy folk!
Who the hell trusts those fuckin' new agey hippies.
@@TheCandidPygmy since when was elon musk green? his rockets liter the ground everywhere and create pollution in space that interferes with our telescopic equipment. he sucks balls, but he's not at all green energy. there's also nothing wrong with green energy, contrary to what the nut job retirement home creeps at prager u like to tell ya.
@@milesbrown2261 … *ahem* So what about electrification of the transport industry, or solar city, or the cheapest solar in the US, or the grid battery solutions that let countries actually transition to renewables, or the home battery solutions helping everyday people switch to renewables?
Musks gone on record saying that half of his rescources will be used to save the planet, and the other half used to make humans multiplanetary.
Seems like a pretty legit plan to me
@@catfunt5583
He's not the one doing those things.
@@IvanSN who does then?
YES! WELCOME BACK
Thanks
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your profile pic gave me cancer
@@40hzsquarewave im so sorry for your unfortune 😔
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I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me.
OML ITS THE FAT WEIGHTED MALE FROM FARTNITE
You aren't dead?
Spies: *You should fear me more*
OMG are you talking about the Pyro from the classic game produced by valve called Team Fortress 2!
This is the 3rd Meet the Pyro refecence ive seen.
One shudder to imagine what inhuman thought lied behind that mask.
What dreams of chronic, and sustain cruelty.
"A fictional supervillan, like Elon Musk." I bloody died when I heard that
ikr😂😂
I thought that was an amazing joke as well haha
Same
He truly is the closest we'll get to a real life super villain in terms of how mad his ideas are
@@josharmstrong8813 tiny one lane no speed limit RGB tunnel.
Of course the guy who commands a unit dedicated to flamethrowers is named "Bernhard."
So logically Franz Halder should've held France.
Edit: *held France, not hold France
😂
what you mean. is this a joke
@@uiopuiop3472 Bernhard -> Bern Hard -> Burn Hard
@@colinouille2786 this is what is called a pun. a word joke. i understand now. the goal of a "pun" is to elicit feelings of laughter and happiness in the target by using a word that sounds/is written like another word. now i understand this type of joke. hahaha
“You ought to be afraid, you’re made out of meat”
I’ve never heard something so threatening.
The barbecue's hot.
*And you're in season.*
Vegetarians stay away
@@executer24z76 Vegetarians are the best targets.
You are but flesh in the age of steel
@@eggomyweggo6576 damn man, that's cool, can I steal it?
So inhumane, yet so fascinating
One of the most fearful and painful deaths, yet full of luster
Enemies become victims, no one dies at peace
The side you don't see, brutal carnage, rancid burnt corpses
Painful for many to watch, many questioning their morality
Yet, still popular
The flamethrower
Just what I nedeed for my quarentine
To be burned alive?
Same
I like how we've been saying this for more than a year
same for us to
pollo asado
"The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away."
- Melisandre
Underated
I remember hearing that very few soldiers were ever killed by flamethrowers directly. The weapon is just so damn terrifying to face head on that no one stuck around to fight it in close quarters. Men would run out of cover just to get away, exposing themselves to snipers and machine guns.
That checks out. I’d rather get shredded in a second or two, than burn for like 10+. Both deaths would fuckin SUCK though.
I mean, do you blame them? I’d rather get shot than burnt
based
Those are like the one of the worst way to die.
It's also so intense that it sucks the oxygen out of the air. It was incredibly effective in the Pacific War because the Japanese made tunnels and bunkers.
On the topic of flamethrowers/fire in movies: Saving Private Ryan.
"Don't shoot, let 'em burn!"
Atrocities were committed on both sides, we cannot ever forget that.
"you see that mountain?"
"can I climb it?"
"no. *YOU CAN BURN IT* "
10/10 game, you can burn the mountain.
Bethesda: Write that down! WRITE THAY DOWN!
6 months later: New Fallout 76 DLC! Only 19.99$
*Laughs in pyromania*
“The flamethrower is a German weapon”
Makes sense.
HAAAAANS!!
GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!
well, it is very efficient
The Flammenwerfer. It Werfs Flammen.
You guys are good at inventing stuff be that good stuff or bad stuff
*"Don't shoot, let 'em burn!"*
-Saving Private Ryan
Similar line in Fury when they use white phosphorus
*LET THE BASTARDS BURN!!!!*
-The Pacific
The body shudders as the mind flusters in awe. Terrifying, magnificent, the fiery dragon of a weapon is commented by Stuart. My regards to one of a beast of a voice!
The Flamethrower:
It's hot, it's sticky, but it's not what you want in your bed sheets.
Says you. Don't kink shame.
@@JoesGLI da faq
@@JoesGLI yo what?
@@JoesGLI Ah yes, wax play.
You can’t tell me what I want!
“Each country had its own flamethrower.”
Let me guess, America called it the “M1”. Yep. What a shocker.
@Axmetom That's true too, lol!
@@TheFalseShepphard Well yes, but specifically during WW2, Americans called almost every weapon an M1. Flamethrowers, rifles, tanks, you name it.
@@TheFalseShepphard
M1 Helmet, M1 Garand, M1 Carbine, M1 Submachine gun, M1 flamethrower, M1 mortar, M1 bazooka
M3 Lee, M3 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, M3 Anti tank gun, M3 Stuart, M3 Half track
@@foxtrotnine heck even the m1 abrams.
@@LateralCombat There was also something called the M1 combat car.
hell yeah
yea
hell yeah
Good taste mah man.
this is epic
Obvious joke incoming in
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JUST FIREBALL!
This man’s graphic design is on an entirely different level.
imagine being a ww1 soldier, preparing for an attack from the germans, and then they all pull up with a weapon that no one has ever heard of that can burn enemies alive with fire
Yeah I thought of that too. I'd wanna see their reaction to it.
Skip forward a bit then they start crying about scatterguns loaded with shitty paper shells.
The Flamethrower was still used throughout Korea and Vietnam.
Flamethrowers, poison gas, tanks, airplanes, submarines...there were so many new ways to horrifically kill people on a scale that was previously unimaginable. No wonder World War I scarred the collective psyche of a generation.
@@sentrysapper45 Hans was at The Hayday of that Generation.
2:50 Part of me gets the feeling "Bernhard Reddemann" wanted to lead the flammenwerfer unit exclusively because of his name alone
I remember playing Army Men series games and because it's plastic toy soldiers, using a flamethrower on them resulted in cool plastic meltdown animation
oh god that animation used to scare me as a kid. I played the one for nintendo 64 and the first level has a part where you get ambushed by them, they all just run our with their flamethrowers and melt you down in seconds.
“You are afraid. Amber lash of searing flame, lungs filled with acrid smoke. You ought to be afraid, you're made out of meat”
I thought of this poem just now, as I was googling I found out this wasn’t a poem Ahoy quoted, but seemingly made himself?
Either way, amazing quote
When we needed him most.....he returned and with the pack of cigarettes.
Implying Ahoy is our collective father? Yeah I can dig that
A pack of cigarettes and a tank of napalm
@@ArcturusOTE And some awesome lines!
Cigarettes? No; he returned with the lighter!
Lungs….filled with acrid smoke
"Alright who do we put in charge of the flamethrower unit"
"Well we have this guy called bernhard an-"
"Say no more"
burn hard red man
"Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer."
Most feared line in WW1, Right next to seeing a british tank looking like a lunchbox.
it werfs flammen
Lunchbox is scary until it gets a bundle of stick grenades thrown on top of it :D
He went from sounding like an sergeant briefing you on a weapon you plan to use, to a general briefing about a weapon the enemies plan to use