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  • @RaeNeil
    @RaeNeil 2 роки тому +193

    They say 1 in a million. 1 in 7.4 billion is more accurate. The king.

    • @michaelireland7239
      @michaelireland7239 2 роки тому +3

      eih never a truther word said

    • @michaelphillips9457
      @michaelphillips9457 2 роки тому +8

      You are spot 9n. He is by far the greatest we have and ever will see.

    • @jasebone
      @jasebone 2 роки тому +4

      Spot on

    • @nvstewart
      @nvstewart 2 роки тому

      The numbers speak for themselves. Connelly 39.5k subscribers. Lee Evans 181k subscribers. The general public know who the best is even if you don't. The general public don't lie.

    • @jasebone
      @jasebone 2 роки тому +6

      @@nvstewart a contender for most stupid comment ever written on the UA-cam…..

  • @cbw5671
    @cbw5671 2 роки тому +95

    "Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard." Genius!

  • @morlokkurak4763
    @morlokkurak4763 2 роки тому +149

    I like how he doesn't necessarily tell jokes. He just speaks and it's so freaking funny.

    • @hill16gs83
      @hill16gs83 2 роки тому +5

      Its called telling a joke

    • @scottgarner1724
      @scottgarner1724 2 роки тому +5

      He takes life and gives it back to you.

    • @burtimusprime
      @burtimusprime Рік тому +2

      Welcome to the form of comedy. 😂

    • @unsolicitedditkapics9722
      @unsolicitedditkapics9722 Рік тому

      Comedians like that suck. You're literally just laughing at Scottishness lol

    • @darrenpickard6518
      @darrenpickard6518 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@unsolicitedditkapics9722he is clearly not saying that within Scotland,Billy Connolly is so popular in Scotland because most of his stories are funny but they have an underlying fable of perseverance in the face of true hardships in life and to always find positive outlook to move on with, that is billy Connolly s legacy to bring that much joy to the world and inspire people to have the strength to go on because many people may be in similar circumstances throughout their lives and that is what makes Billy Connolly so funny is his relatability and true understanding that laughter and beautiful fabled funny stories help the world feel alittle less bleak for most

  • @mikethompson270
    @mikethompson270 2 роки тому +56

    The plate of stew line is my go to when im feeling blue🤣 🤣

    • @jimbojimbo7103
      @jimbojimbo7103 2 роки тому +2

      Just commented the same thing, always cracks me up

  • @englishlady5707
    @englishlady5707 2 роки тому +112

    If you want to lose weight don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket! I’ve just woken my hubby up by laughing 😆

  • @Logans3Run
    @Logans3Run 2 роки тому +11

    "It's time you all smoked and lost a bit of weight"!
    Classic.

  • @woody1380
    @woody1380 2 місяці тому +2

    The Complete Works of Billy Conolly will be the Shakespeare of Comedy. I wish I owned every second of film he's ever been on. A major regret that I never got to see him live.

  • @suelow4272
    @suelow4272 2 роки тому +177

    Nobody should ever think they need the help of a Psychiatrist if depressed - just watch one of Billy’s shows. Love you Billy. Thank you for saving so many of us.

    • @cathywhite6442
      @cathywhite6442 2 роки тому +7

      Having a bad time lately. Thank you Billy I laughed till I cried 👏

    • @OstblockLatina
      @OstblockLatina 2 роки тому +3

      Perhaps you shouldn't form rash medical opinions about serious illnesses that otherwise take years to cure or make manageable, which you apparently don't know anything about only because you saw a funny comedy skit that made you chuckle for a couple of minutes.

    • @nephicus339
      @nephicus339 2 роки тому +1

      #NotMedicalAdvice

    • @normalperson3997
      @normalperson3997 Рік тому +2

      @@OstblockLatina Grow up, it's a joke.

    • @burtimusprime
      @burtimusprime Рік тому

      Some people just can think the correct direction for themselves. But your name cracked me up with your depression comment haha. Thank you for making my day. Regards Mr Burton who is waiting for treatment of counciling 😉

  • @dalegribble7935
    @dalegribble7935 2 роки тому +18

    Billy and George Carlin are the 2 best ever, I’m Scottish and Billy is a national treasure 💚

  • @1aberbeeg
    @1aberbeeg 2 роки тому +121

    Billy, you're priceless. Stay strong for the people who love you.

  • @alexissercho
    @alexissercho Рік тому +17

    I learned English thanks to Him. I would watch his shows and laugh without understanding a word over and over, ....one they I noticed I understand every word now.

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 2 роки тому +17

    "I had my mind on a fuckin' plae 'o' stOO..." HAHAHA

  • @cherrybacon3319
    @cherrybacon3319 2 роки тому +69

    I watch him every day as my morning wake-up routine. It sets me up for the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!! 🍒

    • @bradpetford7969
      @bradpetford7969 2 роки тому +6

      Good call thinking I might do the same 😂💓

    • @bermudagirl5039
      @bermudagirl5039 2 роки тому +4

      What a brilliant idea - thanks!!! 😁

    • @annismith8575
      @annismith8575 2 роки тому +2

      Me too !

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 Рік тому +1

      You might try following this stelar comedy with Clanadonia. Theyre a Scottish tribal band of pipes and drums. It makes your heart swell with pride to hear them. Awesome talent and quite good characters too. Theyd make a perfect pairing with Billy Connelly for sure. Wall to wall good cheer. You cant help but smile! 😊 🎭 🥁 🎶

  • @jimbojimbo7103
    @jimbojimbo7103 2 роки тому +12

    I had my mind on a plate of stew, that line always cracks me up

  • @peterjones6733
    @peterjones6733 2 роки тому +32

    Billy, I hope your well. I love you, thanks for the pain… of laughing so hard!!

  • @mlad9944
    @mlad9944 2 роки тому +31

    Thank you Billy. My favourite philospopher.

  • @MrChristbait
    @MrChristbait 2 роки тому +28

    Nothing wrong with "The Pictures!" I've seen Billy live twice, funniest guy EVER!❤️🇬🇧

  • @Alfablue227
    @Alfablue227 2 роки тому +51

    This man is a legend! I love him to pieces. Bill you are one of the many reasons why I love 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿!!

  • @judylean638
    @judylean638 2 роки тому +64

    Definitely can't eat or drink while seeing Billy, u'll choke and splutter, have an accident 😳🤣🤣love yr humour

  • @rayjennings3637
    @rayjennings3637 2 роки тому +24

    So true. You see people buy enough food to last all day but they're only in there for 3 hours tops!

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 роки тому +3

      But they have to get up at least once because of all the caffeinated sugar water they drank.

    • @rayjennings3637
      @rayjennings3637 2 роки тому +3

      @@con.troller4183 Which, of course gives them the opportunity to go back to the concession stand and get some more!

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 роки тому +2

      @@rayjennings3637 The "Circle of Life"!
      I get it now.

    • @rayjennings3637
      @rayjennings3637 2 роки тому +3

      @@con.troller4183 Or an early death!

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 2 роки тому +17

    I love the tiny gap in "Farm..yard"

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio Рік тому +3

    "Buckets . . . are the kitchen utensils of the barn yard."
    So true.

  • @grahamnash9794
    @grahamnash9794 2 роки тому +55

    Just laughed a mouth full of cola out through my nose. ... Such a funny man.

    • @mistie710
      @mistie710 2 роки тому +6

      Was it in a bucket? :)

    • @grahamnash9794
      @grahamnash9794 2 роки тому +4

      @@mistie710 No, all over my little dog....LOL

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому +1

      You're not the singer are you?

    • @grahamnash9794
      @grahamnash9794 Рік тому

      @@pauljordan4452 Sorry to dissapoint,but I'm not.. I think I know where my Mum got my name from though. Hehehe

  • @TessConnellan
    @TessConnellan 2 роки тому +10

    I cannot eat ice cream at the movies without thinking of this... Billy's stories just get seared onto your brain with laughter and never go away

  • @janetleishman3776
    @janetleishman3776 2 роки тому +43

    Just absolutely love this man.

  • @gingercat777
    @gingercat777 2 роки тому +3

    The family trough.......I lost it.

  • @kinderjoker
    @kinderjoker 2 роки тому +24

    "buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farm" hahahahahaha

  • @sdefuite5477
    @sdefuite5477 2 роки тому +28

    I love billy he’s always able to crack me up what a legend

  • @Truncatedicosidodecahedron
    @Truncatedicosidodecahedron Рік тому +6

    no matter how many time I revisit this over the years, it still produces a hearty belly laugh. legend

  • @barryphillips7327
    @barryphillips7327 Рік тому +1

    In reality he is actually not far off the truth!!!!

  • @susanmason6476
    @susanmason6476 2 роки тому +9

    BLOODY BRILLIANT 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂✊🏻✊🏻

  • @mrsuperger5429
    @mrsuperger5429 2 роки тому +6

    Glasgow loves ya, Billy !

  • @Hailstonepie
    @Hailstonepie 2 роки тому +19

    1st heard him in 1978 loved him then, love him now, go Billy ! X

    • @jimfyfe4015
      @jimfyfe4015 2 роки тому +2

      I first heard the crucifixion in 1971, but I’m from Glasgow

  • @tommygun5218
    @tommygun5218 2 роки тому +2

    just found this, he is the best stand up ever.

  • @deborahwatson5159
    @deborahwatson5159 2 роки тому +12

    Thanks for making My Day Big Yin, XXXX Keep Safe Everyone

  • @ringsausage29
    @ringsausage29 2 роки тому +5

    Haven't watched this legend for a few years, clicked on a you tube clip, subscribed, now cant stop watching, funniest man ever,

  • @heidibevan1916
    @heidibevan1916 2 роки тому +13

    I love you Billy 🥰

    • @billybarr7443
      @billybarr7443 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you x

    • @heidibevan1916
      @heidibevan1916 2 роки тому

      @@billybarr7443
      👋🤣 Hi there Billy Barr

    • @billybarr7443
      @billybarr7443 2 роки тому +1

      @@heidibevan1916 hi my friend how are you

    • @heidibevan1916
      @heidibevan1916 2 роки тому

      @@billybarr7443
      I'm ok thank you, how are you doing today? 🤔😎

    • @billybarr7443
      @billybarr7443 2 роки тому +1

      @@heidibevan1916 I'm ok thanks where are you from

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 2 роки тому +36

    What a inspiration to the world you are Billy. I hope you are keeping well. This UA-cam channel is terrific

  • @matthewbestwick1579
    @matthewbestwick1579 2 роки тому +5

    Never realised but Billy's and Robin Williams stage movements are exactly the same I love it :)

  • @christinehobson4825
    @christinehobson4825 2 роки тому +11

    Best recommendation for heart, mind, soul, outlook, restoration of humanity and by listening to and watching Billy on screen to revive hope of life, with the necessary truth and laughter to see life's beauty, wonder and purpose again and again.

  • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
    @scottishalwaysdixie1638 2 роки тому +2

    ❤ from your home town B C Pure Glaswegian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Legend

  • @georgejohnstone9394
    @georgejohnstone9394 2 роки тому +4

    I remember listening to the crucifiction on an lp almost wet myself has carried me through many dark days thankyou billy

  • @primarkopolop
    @primarkopolop 4 місяці тому +1

    This is Billy at his absolute best, one of my favourite bits of his. The stew line had me fucking sliding down the wall first time I heard it

  • @MrStevie57
    @MrStevie57 Рік тому +1

    I think he just makes it up as he goes.

  • @inkedjester2039
    @inkedjester2039 2 роки тому +4

    Legend

  • @Robbyred_220
    @Robbyred_220 2 роки тому +1

    Please tell me HOW this marvel of a man doesn't have more than a million subscribers?!

  • @adamfontana537
    @adamfontana537 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 3 місяці тому

    This man can have me chuckling before he starts...He's so funny id have loved to see him live..

  • @vondoomgaming1224
    @vondoomgaming1224 Рік тому +1

    Billy Connelly is without doubt a national treasure! I remember as a kid watching the Billy and Albert video and literally pissing my pants, I couldnt breathe! He's an incredible story teller. gather round the fireplace children. Billy's got a tale to tell !

  • @fredfungalspore
    @fredfungalspore 2 роки тому

    My Eyes are watering profusely
    Only Billy and peeling raw onions has this affect......love Ya Bill...🙏😆

  • @elainelosee7974
    @elainelosee7974 2 роки тому +4

    Really funny, thanks for sharing, Fun

  • @jimmccormack7507
    @jimmccormack7507 Рік тому +1

    A legend.

  • @kyliemartin8524
    @kyliemartin8524 3 місяці тому

    I cried larfing. Nearly choked. Love you Billy

  • @archangel0891
    @archangel0891 2 роки тому +5

    Aw billy bhoy ye never fail tae make me pish ma drawers 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @johncairney5583
    @johncairney5583 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @seanquinn8729
    @seanquinn8729 2 роки тому +14

    Thank you for adding this! This whole vid was missing from Billy Connolly 2005 whole show off UA-cam. The other vid that was missing and you can't find on UA-cam anywhere is the sleeping bag vomit story. Could you add that if possible! That would be amazing and you won't have a shortage of views, guaranteed!

  • @elenavonpavel-pitts3442
    @elenavonpavel-pitts3442 Рік тому

    It's a rare talent to tell of an incident that really happened and find a ton of humor in it. Reminds me of my 16 yr old daughters first day at Wards. I drove her there and was to pick get up at 10pm. Just got home and received the oddest call from her. "Hello, MA? Yes dear..is all ok. Well, two guys just ran by me pushing a rack of leather jackets out onto the main mall floor. Are you OK? I am but the store may not be. Why? Well they set fire to a rack of other clothes on the way out! I got a good look at them as they pushed the rack by. They stared real hard at me so I asked them if they would like the jackets gift-wrapped?"

  • @WarriorMigs24
    @WarriorMigs24 2 роки тому +1

    Billy you're so good bro

  • @adriaanboogaard8571
    @adriaanboogaard8571 Рік тому +1

    He will always be my favorite Scottish Comedian. I love the T shirt with tails . It makes me think Blue collar and black tie Wich shall I tell a joke or a funny story about next ? How about both 😂😁 He thinks about multiple things because he has a reactionary memorie like me. I'm 55 and having symptoms like Parkinson's after taking a fall a year ago. Familiar tremors run in the Family. Billy and I are both like a Train wreck in slow motion. I wish for the best he's my Hero . Laughing is the best medacin

  • @ennbee2051
    @ennbee2051 2 роки тому +1

    This shows gold. IT'S MAGIK!

  • @magnuswalker7957
    @magnuswalker7957 2 роки тому +29

    I still call them "The Pictures" and the Wireless.

    • @Mazalinda
      @Mazalinda 2 роки тому +1

      Me too!

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 2 роки тому +1

      Me too. Especially if I'm watching on a Saturday morning.

    • @peterradosevich7975
      @peterradosevich7975 2 роки тому

      I still call a drive-in theater.a "passion pit"..

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 2 роки тому +1

      @@peterradosevich7975 Lucky you. Our local cinema was just known as the 'fleapit'. (the ABC, not the Odeon, of course).

    • @christinecatt5391
      @christinecatt5391 2 роки тому +2

      @@unclenogbad1509 l grew up in Northumberland, England, during the 1950's...
      Most local picture houses back rhen were referred to as 'flea pit's
      I remember my neighbour talking about his brother asking his father for sixpence, to go to the pictures....
      His father, slightly ennibriated, gave him a long look, then said " there's pictures here on the wall....watch them"..
      ....but they don't move dad..the son said.
      To which the father bellowed.... "don't worry son, i'll make the buggers move"..!!!!
      North East humour..🤣
      .

  • @gm010379
    @gm010379 2 роки тому

    THANKYOU...

  • @patagualianmostly7437
    @patagualianmostly7437 2 роки тому +12

    Popcorn. I have never, ever, understood the attraction of that nonsense.
    Especially when it comes in a bucket! (So does swill, as Billy noted.)

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 6 місяців тому

    It's Christmas soon. I might go with the "HANDS FREE!!!" approach! Such an elegant routine!

  • @JohnDoe-bo5yk
    @JohnDoe-bo5yk 2 роки тому +4

    I don't go to the movies often these days, so when I go I make it nice, pay for gold class and a little bit of dinner, order a bourbon. About $150 for me and the missus. There's probably like 20 seats, comfy as shit, no kids allowed.
    Maybe go once a year, expensive but if ya find a good movie, it turns out to be a pretty good night

  • @stuartbarr5691
    @stuartbarr5691 2 роки тому +1

    A funny man. Glaswegians have stories. He perfects them

  • @KermitFrogThe
    @KermitFrogThe 2 роки тому +11

    Movies have missed a trick there. Reverse the esclators to make people build up an appetite, then sell more food.
    Might mean needing bigger seats in the theatre, but I think it's a winner.

  • @russellchristian4320
    @russellchristian4320 2 роки тому

    I think this might be my favorite bit.

  • @russellham2094
    @russellham2094 Рік тому +1

    I'm in a mind for a plate of stew!!!! Classic.
    So funny

  • @paulstoran7183
    @paulstoran7183 Рік тому

    God bless 🙌 🙏 ❤️ 😊😅😮😮😢🎉😂❤ great master soul

  • @pauladavies4984
    @pauladavies4984 11 місяців тому

    If your feeling down put Billy on!!! Fabulous so so funny 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Simombrun1980
    @Simombrun1980 2 роки тому +1

    Genius.

  • @ZpaztiK_TaktikZ
    @ZpaztiK_TaktikZ Рік тому +1

    That line "movies with no ice cream.. WHAT IS THAT!?" Hand me laughing so hard I had cramps 😂😂😂

  • @jeanlowe8879
    @jeanlowe8879 2 роки тому +6

    Brilliant 😂😂

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor7628 2 роки тому +6

    And a BUCKET ae coca cola to go with it!

  • @chrishalsey8860
    @chrishalsey8860 10 місяців тому

    Billy youre a friggin genius! you see the same things we all see but somehow you see a diiferent take on it and we love you for it! First saw you in the eighties in London and you stood on that stage for over two hours with no notes and cracked us up and we came out in pain for laughing so much! And you've gust gone on and on getting funnier and funnier. God bless you Billy!!

  • @bradpetford7969
    @bradpetford7969 2 роки тому +1

    💓 Billy

  • @andrewmcmaster6364
    @andrewmcmaster6364 2 роки тому +3

    Gaun yersel big yin.

    • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
      @LongLiveRockAnRoll 2 роки тому

      Lol youtube is asking me if I want to translate this to English 😅

  • @justinr9784
    @justinr9784 Рік тому +2

    I love Connolly. He reminds me of my grandad... but he's wrong about the escalator thing. Had he worked in a casino like I do, doing roughly 25,000 to 30,000 steps a day I'll absolutely stand and let the lift do the work for me. Bugger thoe pricks who think they need to walk up the escalator. They get in the way of my breathe time.

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime Рік тому +1

      Well… stand off to the side and make a hole so the rest of us can get through. Problem solved.😊

  • @KMKM.S94
    @KMKM.S94 11 місяців тому

    The greatest ☝🏻

  • @denisebell8422
    @denisebell8422 2 роки тому

    Brilliant love Bill ❤ ❤

  • @Cookingathomee
    @Cookingathomee 2 роки тому +5

    I also love new foods I like to learn new things ... I live in Iran and I teach cooking I hope you are always successful my friend

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar 2 роки тому +2

      I've been to Iran. The food there is wonderful!

  • @julienewman1761
    @julienewman1761 Рік тому

    Comedy legend. Love Billy Connolly.

  • @davidpearce4037
    @davidpearce4037 Рік тому

    A great legend one of a kind for sure

  • @grahamekellermeier8280
    @grahamekellermeier8280 2 роки тому

    That's food for thought.

  • @panchopuskas1
    @panchopuskas1 2 роки тому +6

    The family trough.......I’m sure sooner or later some fast food chain is gonna pick up on that......

  • @Joe_Peroni
    @Joe_Peroni 2 роки тому +4

    There's now a danger of EXPLODING PEOPLE, in American cinemas. Like the Mr Creosote guy in the Monty Python movie: "Just one leetle waaffer thin mint..."😆

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Рік тому

    The bucket advice was bloody priceless, Mate XD

  • @angelakay2899
    @angelakay2899 2 місяці тому

    "The family trough!" !!! 🤣

  • @glynissmith6692
    @glynissmith6692 Рік тому

    Absolute legend

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 Рік тому

    At the theatre all I need is a box of Jujyfruits!

  • @robertdoyle687
    @robertdoyle687 Рік тому +9

    Man has no fear! Telling his American audience they eat too much 🍕🍔🍟😂

  • @ferraridinoman
    @ferraridinoman 2 роки тому

    The family Trough!!!! ha ha!! x

  • @lynnwiltshire6220
    @lynnwiltshire6220 Рік тому

    So true ❤

  • @jimhud134
    @jimhud134 2 роки тому

    So true. I went with my wife to watch PS I Love You years ago, some big fat woman next to me with plates full of stuff, all I could hear was her munching away. I’ve never watched the film again.

  • @toonvdwielen96
    @toonvdwielen96 2 роки тому +1

    Billy!

  • @Rydonittelo
    @Rydonittelo Рік тому

    As a Scottish person I'm interested to know how much of this Americans can understand? This is Billy toning his accent right down for the audience, if he spoke in his totally natural voice you probably would need subtitles. In Scotland sometimes we forget how far removed our version of the English language actually is, I still discover words I thought everyone used that turn out to be totally unique to Scotland.

  • @hefeydd_
    @hefeydd_ 2 роки тому

    Hate being behind people on an escalator that won't walk up the stairs they just stand there. That does my head in as well.

  • @cathywhite6442
    @cathywhite6442 2 роки тому +1

    A Tonic!

  • @lorientico
    @lorientico 10 місяців тому

    'Eat at home! eat at home!!' lol