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  • @seancollins6524
    @seancollins6524 3 роки тому +31

    Love Billy allways great to hear his stories, looking in from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @RobertMurphy-wp2if
    @RobertMurphy-wp2if Рік тому +38

    A statue in Glasgow for Billy while he's still with us would be brilliant, I and most of Scotland truly love him,

  • @MCOult
    @MCOult 5 років тому +31

    Can you imagine having Billy Connolly as a dinner guest? You'd never want the evening to end. Amazing talent!

    • @ewestre1
      @ewestre1 5 років тому +2

      ...I would starve to death!

    • @deborahparham3783
      @deborahparham3783 9 місяців тому +1

      You would probably choke to death from laughing while you try to swallow your food.

  • @davidpritchard7174
    @davidpritchard7174 5 років тому +124

    He kind of feels like a favourite uncle you wanna hang out with....my affection for this man..a true legend!

    • @Pirustae
      @Pirustae 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. I wish he was one of my uncles

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 2 роки тому +25

    I love Billy, been a fan for years, he's hilarious, one of my grandfathers was from Scotland, he died when I was young, so I didn't know him well, but I remember the voice, I could listen to Billy for hours

  • @traceytaylor2706
    @traceytaylor2706 5 років тому +219

    Every time Billy goes on a talk show the host is always in stitches!!!! The man is an absolute legend

    • @purplerainsimpson9834
      @purplerainsimpson9834 3 роки тому +10

      He always has me in stitches 😄

    • @62PeeJay
      @62PeeJay 2 роки тому +7

      Without a doubt.

    • @SuzyQ334
      @SuzyQ334 2 роки тому +4

      So true. I'm an expat Londoner and also pretty old. I remember Billy as a folk singer. He was bloody funny even back then. As a comedian he s the best; he makes me laugh until I hurt.

  • @michaeltroster9059
    @michaeltroster9059 3 роки тому +81

    We had the privilege of seeing Billy when he hit London, Ontario. He put on a three hour show without a break. We never laughed so hard in our lives, and I’m not exaggerating. The funniest man on the planet.

    • @SuzyQ334
      @SuzyQ334 2 роки тому +5

      I'm a Londoner and I'm with you Michael. I have seen Billy perform live 3 times and he makes me laugh until I hurt. And I grew up with some of the funniest comedians in the UK - Billy is still the funniest.

  • @catbhoy
    @catbhoy 2 роки тому +8

    Cheers for posting this …. Brilliant. The host is so good just a wee feed here and there outstanding.

  • @whatifindinteresting3067
    @whatifindinteresting3067 3 місяці тому +2

    You can tell it was a great moment for Mike to get Billy laughing about "allowing his wfe to go out and rent him one" lol love that moment.

  • @margueritavankempen850
    @margueritavankempen850 19 днів тому +2

    He is brilliant 😂😂, I got a stomach ache....soooo funny😂😅😅😅😅Thanks I needed this 👍🤣😅🤣

  • @Markgeoghegan100
    @Markgeoghegan100 2 роки тому +38

    Billy is an absolute legend...... Just being himself on a talk show is all he needs to do....!

  • @ShiitakeWarrior
    @ShiitakeWarrior Місяць тому +1

    8:17 - Nothing hits home harder than a good ol' *Big Yin Scream!*

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 2 роки тому +11

    Sir Billy Connolly is the embodiment of a true Scottsman.

  • @melorange1678
    @melorange1678 Рік тому +6

    Brilliant as usual....and a great interviewer. They make a good team.

  • @stuart7576
    @stuart7576 2 роки тому +15

    Absolutely brilliant lol could listen to Billy all day

  • @robertamcmunn3642
    @robertamcmunn3642 2 роки тому +11

    Sir I do not know who you are and I have never seen your show BUT you made Billy Connolly laugh. Brilliant, something to be proud off and put that on your CV.

  • @Bigaphid
    @Bigaphid 6 років тому +62

    "I allowed my wife to bring me one." - Dude nailed it.

  • @46danz
    @46danz 5 років тому +17

    Billy is such a down to earth man,it must be great fun working with him.Sorry to hear he’s unwell.

    • @maryroberts6085
      @maryroberts6085 5 років тому +1

      I did not know until now, hope it is not serious. :(, aeyy absoultly Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @46danz
      @46danz 5 років тому +3

      @@maryroberts6085 quite serious, he's been unwell for quite a bit. He has parkinsons disease. Very sad.

  • @ukdnbmarsh
    @ukdnbmarsh 8 років тому +45

    You can never interview Billy as you wont be able to ask a question for laughing, Brilliant hahahaha.

  • @folkfingerstylefreddy2154
    @folkfingerstylefreddy2154 7 років тому +375

    He doesn’t tell jokes, he tells stories

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 4 роки тому +14

      He also doesn't like that chair.

    • @mitchpnz
      @mitchpnz 3 роки тому +5

      @@henrys3629 that's why its called stand-up and not sit-down

    • @-MrRichBiker1967
      @-MrRichBiker1967 3 роки тому +3

      story's that are jokes!!!!!!!!

    • @frednoble1833
      @frednoble1833 3 роки тому +4

      Yha. but they are always fuckin HILLARRIOS. A TRUE. Down TO EARTH. Guy and always interesting. He is the fuckin BALLS nightfencer gatekeeper. Hes one in a million or or more like 1 in a billion. As soon as hear his voice i am instantlly captivated. WOW

    • @frednoble1833
      @frednoble1833 3 роки тому

      @@henrys3629 THATS BECAUSE HE IS FUCKIN LOADED WITH ENERGY. AND ALWAYS THINKING A H EAD FOR A NEW JOKE. HE IS A GENIUS AND HAS ANTS IN HIS PANTS. IF YA DONT GET TGE WORDS OUT AND ON PAPER OR ON FILM YOU FORGET THEM. HE IS A TRUE PROFESSIONAL. MY FAVORUTE COMEDIAN SCINCE JERRY LEWIS. MANY YEARS APART. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO THINK QUICKLY. AND GET IT OUT FAST. BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. KNOWS WHATS HAPOENNING. WOW. NIGHTFENCER GATEKEEPER

  • @sum12see
    @sum12see 4 роки тому +15

    Ive loved him for decades..Can play manybroles and still be himself..What a great interview...God speed y'all!

  • @janwinward818
    @janwinward818 6 років тому +49

    Love Billy haven't seen this before but he's at his best as usual there will never be anyone to top him the mans brilliant!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrOx85
    @MrOx85 2 роки тому +6

    His take on the royals is spot on😂😂😂😂😂 I remember him touring Australia in the 90s on his three wheeler motor bike, with a purple beard.

  • @johndavid8815
    @johndavid8815 5 років тому +339

    Scotland’s National treasure.

    • @emmamacdonald8199
      @emmamacdonald8199 4 роки тому +24

      Billy is a Global treasure! 😊

    • @johndavid8815
      @johndavid8815 4 роки тому +7

      Emma MacDonald I stand corrected.

    • @johndavid8815
      @johndavid8815 4 роки тому +6

      Emma MacDonald He should be Knighted also.

    • @emmamacdonald8199
      @emmamacdonald8199 4 роки тому +3

      Definitely!

    • @chrisgordon2827
      @chrisgordon2827 4 роки тому +4

      Non PC genuine and just a normal bloke who can make the mundane hilarious if you ever looked for an example of how to live your life and not give a proverbial **** about what the rest of the world thinks Billy is the man

  • @GeorgieG20
    @GeorgieG20 6 років тому +10

    God bless Billy Connolly - might not have left in this world, we will have lost a great, great man! Will always love you, God bless Billy!!

  • @dannoonan4976
    @dannoonan4976 6 років тому +23

    I've seen Billy numerous times and he only gets better every time ,keep well Bill your the all-time greatest, best wishes Dan in Ireland

  • @robertsmith5744
    @robertsmith5744 6 років тому +244

    Billy Connolly went to Australia and was asked at immigration if he had a criminal record, he replied: "I didn't think ya still needed one".
    He had to hire a lawyer to get him into the country !!

  • @summittaedae2323
    @summittaedae2323 5 років тому +81

    “The big yin” 🏔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. The jewel of Scotland

  • @fredpayne6260
    @fredpayne6260 2 роки тому +35

    Whenever I'm in need of a pick me up, a dose of Billy is all I need.

  • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
    @scottishalwaysdixie1638 5 років тому +10

    Legend frm my Home town Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we ❤ you Big YIN

  • @stevied8855
    @stevied8855 5 років тому +46

    Our Billy keeps it real. Who doesn't love the man. The greatest ever, a talking Hatchet. Ha Ha.
    Stevie in Scotland.

  • @bratachban
    @bratachban 8 років тому +90

    A gem. I'm always happy to find some new (old) Billy. Thanks for uploading.

    • @scottadams3855
      @scottadams3855 6 років тому +3

      David Mooney billy is the best at being himself and telling storyes

    • @theantiauthoritarian.1540
      @theantiauthoritarian.1540 3 роки тому +2

      Seek out,( Cop your whack for this). One of his earlier L Ps. .😁

  • @keithtimmins8103
    @keithtimmins8103 3 роки тому +16

    Seen him in the late seventies. Comedy genius. I was crying with laughter. So called comedians of today are not in the same league.

  • @celtictillidie67
    @celtictillidie67 5 років тому +11

    The funniest man ever to grace our tv screens and an absolute gentleman to boot .....love u Big Yin god bless u and your family ....youv made me and ma whole family laugh till we cried many many a time ....an absolute .magnificent man
    We love you xxxxxxx

  • @waynewayne9693
    @waynewayne9693 4 роки тому +87

    I had headphones on and phone was in my pocket and it randomly started playing. I legitimately though Kermit the Frog was doing the interview.

  • @Blondie42
    @Blondie42 4 роки тому +23

    Have always loved Billy. Probably the most beloved Scotsman in the US next to Sean Connery.

    • @rangerstedfast
      @rangerstedfast 3 роки тому +1

      And Craig Ferguson

    • @JoeSmith-bx5pq
      @JoeSmith-bx5pq 2 роки тому +3

      Better than Sean Connery imo

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 6 місяців тому +2

      Billy said to Sean " you've done all right, for a guy with a speech impediment " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertbiggins3693
    @robertbiggins3693 7 років тому +62

    it's great that 3 murals of Billy is in glasgow for his 75th birthday will be here for ever unless they knock the buildings down. God love him.

    • @teritheoverseer9480
      @teritheoverseer9480 7 років тому +1

      If this is the Rob that i think it is, the rob with a gap in his teeth that's a big man u fan from Glasgow, its Teri! Could you contact me, kinda important, have a look ast your facebook or message me via UA-cam i guess, thanks xxx

    • @gerrykeogh1512
      @gerrykeogh1512 2 роки тому +1

      @@teritheoverseer9480 was it the Rob you thought it was🤔

  • @deborahwatson5159
    @deborahwatson5159 3 роки тому +7

    Love You Big Yin, XX Keep Safe Everyone Today

  • @CELTICSAVAGE32
    @CELTICSAVAGE32 5 років тому +44

    "The woman who did it was like a talking hatchet"......
    This guy is the king. Lol

  • @alanhepburn4246
    @alanhepburn4246 2 місяці тому +2

    Recently read his autobiography, amazing

  • @dava73
    @dava73 2 роки тому +7

    A beautiful human being. ❤️

  • @lintbint
    @lintbint 6 років тому +38

    Love Billy, sad to see him ill at the moment. The best of the best of the best.

  • @margaretsmallallan28
    @margaretsmallallan28 3 роки тому +13

    He invents it all, as he goes! Nothing pre=planned, just all this humour tumbles from his mouth as he sits there. He does some leg comtorsions on this video, and I wondered if he had ants in his pants. I fell off a chair in the past, as I was bent double with laughter, and had a pain in my side with pleasure watching him. Thanks Billy for cheering me up on mutinle occasions.

  • @kristyrobinson1979
    @kristyrobinson1979 3 роки тому +16

    Billy is brilliant in all ways... there is no one who will ever be better.

    • @alicedyment4219
      @alicedyment4219 2 роки тому +1

      He reminds me of Robin Williams, RIP, so spontaneous.

  • @sheelman31
    @sheelman31 5 років тому +71

    Billy Connolly is the frigging best in the business. Frigging love this guy.

  • @paulhanson2570
    @paulhanson2570 6 років тому +97

    Rules for interviewing Billy, sit back and enjoy

    • @willielarsson9651
      @willielarsson9651 4 роки тому +3

      Great point 100%

    • @Atomic_Haggis
      @Atomic_Haggis 4 роки тому +1

      Billy and Robin Williams. Both are a case of "grab the coat tails and hang on!" Two legends.

    • @annetteengstrom8245
      @annetteengstrom8245 4 роки тому

      @You are correct But q

    • @damien884
      @damien884 4 роки тому

      Letterman sucked and came off spiteful and threatened by Billy

  • @MrDaithineligan
    @MrDaithineligan 4 роки тому +6

    Such a wonderful person
    Celtic the Scottish and the irish will always get along
    Such a talented person after everything that has happened through out and Pamela a wonderful Aussie wife also as talented
    Take care of him

    • @uachtair
      @uachtair 2 роки тому +1

      Pamela is a Kiwi from NZ. Not Australian.

  • @b2bconnectnow
    @b2bconnectnow 7 років тому +52

    Love you Billy!!! Stay well we NEED you to keep us happy:-)

  • @dianewinters8628
    @dianewinters8628 Рік тому +3

    I just love Billy so much🤣

  • @hammun6
    @hammun6 8 років тому +7

    Thanks for posting this, made my day!

  • @seeriuscat
    @seeriuscat Рік тому +1

    LOVE those cowboy boots he's a-wearin'! Gawd, I love that ol' bugger!

  • @derekkelly8672
    @derekkelly8672 4 роки тому +4

    I always fall off the couch listening to Billy

  • @Jimbobiscuit
    @Jimbobiscuit 4 роки тому +20

    I've always loved how hes not scared of laughing at his own stories and the other persons stories

  • @GlamourGirl1512
    @GlamourGirl1512 7 років тому +8

    i love his songs especially wellies. that song was played at my granddads funeral as our family is Scottish every time i hear that songs it brings back memories.

  • @karenbressler6187
    @karenbressler6187 8 років тому +11

    THANK YOU

  • @MrAdomus
    @MrAdomus 2 роки тому +4

    When the host can make Billy crack up, that's the kind of talk show I want to watch

  • @paulbexley8537
    @paulbexley8537 6 років тому +32

    The man is a legend

  • @claudiaengberg6568
    @claudiaengberg6568 5 років тому +38

    Billy is so funny. I can't stop laughing, tears streaming down my face!!!

  • @scottpaterson8584
    @scottpaterson8584 2 роки тому +3

    The best man for real happiness in scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and all over the world x

  • @izzywatson979
    @izzywatson979 2 роки тому +1

    Billy you are my hero and the best rivet catchier from Glasgow xxx cyberhugs love you man

  • @emmcatherine1460
    @emmcatherine1460 6 років тому +26

    One word Wonderful Thank You Billy.

  • @1111sage
    @1111sage 5 років тому +6

    Love Billy from the first time i saw him . Met him he is just as is no matter who he speaks to ..no one mesures up to him .

  • @billlannan7767
    @billlannan7767 3 роки тому +13

    I saw Billy Connolly do stand up back in the late 70s early 80s it was about an hour and a half of non-stop talking and jokes and just telling life stories that were hilarious

  • @maryt9704
    @maryt9704 6 років тому +13

    You are the funniest man on this planet we love you thank you god bless you

  • @secondchance6603
    @secondchance6603 2 роки тому +1

    Great interaction between guest and host.

  • @EdelweisSusie
    @EdelweisSusie 8 місяців тому +1

    The fact that this got 4 MILLION views says it all.

  • @jakobmaflehi357
    @jakobmaflehi357 4 роки тому +2

    Billy Connolly I love your songs

  • @mertensereforlife
    @mertensereforlife 8 років тому +107

    needed cheering up n billy has done it again

    • @cawkanos
      @cawkanos 7 років тому +18

      Ive had a shocking day....somehow I ended up here and I'm absolutely peeing myself.

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 7 років тому +7

      I've had a diabolical fortnight...and like you I'm so glad I've ended up here!

    • @donmclean8416
      @donmclean8416 7 років тому

      Rideau canal
      Red Skelton

    • @hazeldavidson52
      @hazeldavidson52 6 років тому

      Tom Mertens Is

    • @kirstyi7860
      @kirstyi7860 6 років тому

      Aye, he sounds like hame, doesn't he?

  • @damianowens5066
    @damianowens5066 6 років тому +88

    The great Billy Connolly! He is the best ever!!! 😁🤪😂👌👌👌👌👌

  • @johnkren2636
    @johnkren2636 5 років тому +13

    first time I saw him was in Muppet's Treasure Island. hell of an actor!

    • @Mark-lj1dj
      @Mark-lj1dj 5 місяців тому

      "I tend to die a lot in movies. I died in a muppet movie ffs". Billy Connolly

  • @trynewhardstuffpls9572
    @trynewhardstuffpls9572 5 років тому +37

    Very, very few times in life the interviewer has a funnier joke than any of Billy's. Kudos to this man

    • @marcelosilva8021
      @marcelosilva8021 2 роки тому +3

      And Connoly took for what it was, a funny joke. Most would be upset about it.

    • @theor7990
      @theor7990 2 роки тому

      The fox one?

    • @vickeeble0
      @vickeeble0 Рік тому

      @@theor7990 Rented video I would have thought.

  • @EdelweisSusie
    @EdelweisSusie 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the way American talk show hosts try to inveigle themselves into the homes of British celebrities - but the celebrity never actually invites them once the show is over! With the exception of Tom Cruise……

  • @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD
    @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD 6 років тому +265

    Looks like a heavy metal John Cleese.

    • @zodarian6705
      @zodarian6705 5 років тому +15

      At least I'm not the only person that thinks of John Cleese when I see Billy Connolly. Thank you.

    • @dominic_mcilhatton
      @dominic_mcilhatton 5 років тому +2

      Bolt! John Cleese come on no similarity there.

    • @dominic_mcilhatton
      @dominic_mcilhatton 5 років тому +1

      I'm not being annoying just saying

    • @annrogers8129
      @annrogers8129 5 років тому +7

      Much much better than Cleese,

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому

      He`s probably punch you for saying that lmao

  • @billybobkingston5604
    @billybobkingston5604 3 роки тому +11

    I am having arthritic cramps as I watch this, I am laughing the pain away, medical smoke could have something to do with it, love Billy, if there is one person you want to be stuck in the lift with ( elevator ) it would be him

  • @kari4225
    @kari4225 4 роки тому +4

    Legend many many years of laughter thankyou billy

  • @Grover895
    @Grover895 8 років тому +22

    Well done Billy...great as always ...all the best mate.

  • @henrikwendt4267
    @henrikwendt4267 4 роки тому +11

    The great Billy. I hope your going good, all the best to you, I've injouded

  • @knowledgeiskey1319
    @knowledgeiskey1319 5 років тому +7

    Billy has the kind of personality that is instantly appealing. So rare hahaha

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 років тому +16

    I remember when Ol’ Billy had a very naughty act...now with his older age & glorious long, gray hair he’s become very dignified you know!

  • @camillabarclay4049
    @camillabarclay4049 4 роки тому +1

    Oohh you are brilliant cheer me up immensly

  • @bluewidow1302
    @bluewidow1302 5 років тому +5

    Such a funny man.
    And those boots - great for killing roaches in the corner.

  • @braxfan683
    @braxfan683 5 років тому +7

    Love you Billy 💙💙 you're so funny. The Best 🌟🇬🇧

  • @jasonosullivan1828
    @jasonosullivan1828 6 років тому +9

    I love Billy always brings a smile to my face very interesting man also love u Billy

  • @simonmessenger7217
    @simonmessenger7217 2 роки тому +1

    He can take a conversation about anything, anywhere.

  • @niceadz6164
    @niceadz6164 2 роки тому +7

    Funniest man ever. Even the talk show host was was on form!

  • @bobbycook8308
    @bobbycook8308 4 роки тому +10

    When Billie utters the word "fart" you know it's gonna be a great story

  • @lornastrachan9234
    @lornastrachan9234 5 років тому +3

    We have horses...... n and have alwasys loved bikes....... ..... im sorry your not well.... I have loved you all my life .....you are a wonderfull Man ...... and im very proud of being scotts xx

    • @toffybatter1034
      @toffybatter1034 5 років тому

      Lorna those were beautiful words. I too am a life time fan of the Big Yin.

  • @fredfungalspore
    @fredfungalspore 5 років тому +7

    Bill and Bernard Manning are two of my favourite gut busting eye watering comedians

  • @janeweedon6335
    @janeweedon6335 3 роки тому +1

    Hubby and I were watching Fairport Convention in the Half Moon in Putney 35 years ago when I stepped hard on a toe in the dim light. Turning to apologise to the unfortunate victim, the dulcet tones of Billy Connolly replied 'nae bother lassie' as he smiled sweetly at me. A lovely guy.

  • @mogadishusneeze
    @mogadishusneeze 6 років тому +44

    He's so windswept and interesting :)

  • @paulaodonnell2662
    @paulaodonnell2662 6 років тому +68

    I saw him on that bike when I was a kid in my home town in Scotland 😂 if the three wheeler purple bike didn’t give it away that it was him his purple beard did.

    • @mosplace3240
      @mosplace3240 5 років тому +3

      he also rode that purple bike around here in NZ and had so much fun....

  • @TheBubbleMoo
    @TheBubbleMoo 4 роки тому +9

    Came up on auto play while I was away from the screen. I swear I thought the intro was from Kermit the frog until he didn’t make a high pitched “yaaaaaaaaaay” as Billy walked on.

  • @TimD.Morand
    @TimD.Morand 8 років тому +9

    Love Billy. Anybody know where I can find this jacket?

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io 4 роки тому

      In a second hand shop

  • @MarkLowrie-jn2hw
    @MarkLowrie-jn2hw 11 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂 I big man you know what they are like ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Glasgow

  • @joezo
    @joezo 6 років тому +6

    Don't think I ever remember seeing this host on TV, but I actually like him, and he knows how to properly joke back and forth, without seeming like he's trying to force it or be condescending. The reply he had to billys bit about the feminist documentary was gold. Almost like billy's joke was actually the setup and the hosts reply was the punchline. Bring this guy back with a more mainstream show, without all the political bullshit, and it would probably be 100x better than colbert or kimmel.

  • @kryptonianpowers
    @kryptonianpowers 8 років тому +112

    "Got another one, Daddy!"

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 6 років тому +2

      Son of Hecate I had a vision of that symbol, I was being sacrificed and I had memories of other people being sacrificed and that was the end symbol and I could shapeshift and control matter

  • @freemebaby26
    @freemebaby26 11 місяців тому

    Great Scottish comedian ,love Billy❤

  • @nxgngaming6512
    @nxgngaming6512 5 років тому +19

    I came here to see Billy, but that host actually had some amazing quips to into Billy's work!
    The one about letting his wife go out to buy a feminist documentary, that was actually golden! xD

    • @NoxiousRob
      @NoxiousRob 3 роки тому +3

      The host was very good, even had Billy laughing a couple of times, especially the comment you refer to. Didn't try to upstage Billy, but threw in a few good lines of his own.

  • @josephgrogan5433
    @josephgrogan5433 2 роки тому +1

    Billy Connolly is one of the funniest men in the world. He's absolutely brilliant.

  • @YerDa67
    @YerDa67 4 роки тому +12

    One of the greatest comedians ever. Joe Rogan couldnae peel his banana boots. 🍌 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿