I like the way the birds and the bees and the butterflies pollinate better, because they don't have to Chop off the male's phallus to accomplish the same goal!!!
@@agoogleuser2507 What? I think you commented in the wrong section or something. Also, he's not a fish. He's a sponge. Look up what sponges are in the ocean.
Now you just know some non binary asshat is gonna see this and decide they want to identify as a bee and change their pronouns to bee/beer/beem and change their gender to drone. Lol.
There's less bees each year :( Also, there's places where the climate/weather is too harsh for bees to live, so there's little to none of them and so people have to pollinate the plants themselves.
OK, for everyone that doesn't know, the reason they are closing the female plant is to make sure that no other pollination gets in there. It's pretty easy to go around with a Q-tip and pollinate all your squash plants. However, if you leave the flowers open and they are visited by other bees, you can't guarantee the continuation of the line. Once pollination occurs, the fruit that grows will be true, but the seeds inside that fruit will possibly be cross pollinated.
@@SPDcruat the very beginning of the video, you can see the female flower has a bump below the flower on the stem. male flowers dont. that bump is what becomes the pumpkin. same goes for other squash and melons
Yo también lo hago : con algunas de mis plantas como , sandías , pepinos , melones, calabaza etc. Cada dia hay menos población de abejas para Polinizar. Esto es excelente❤
Most of the time there's not any Bees around to do the job or they don't want any bees cross pollinating different varieties of different pumpkins. Only certain ones and that's why they're doing it themselves or else it won't get done and they'll just die...
IVF: in vitro fertilization where vitro means..... outside the living body and in an artificial environment It's not IVF dude but simply an artificial pollination
I love that the female stigma parts are heart shaped 😆💕 I had to hand pollinate my cucumbers, but have never done pumpkins before! This is really cool! I’d like to try cross-pollinating some cacti I have too. I’m just too lazy to go out at night when they bloom and collect pollen 😂
Did ya know that the yellow parts of the flower, (their petals i think?) Can be cooked more like dipped in eggs and then fried in oil later like tempura? It's extremely delicious with white rice.
@@axuwu6939 yes. I've eaten it when I was a child and it was my favorite. Until moved to a new country and it doesn't sell the petals anymore. I'm quite sad. But do put some salt and black pepper on the egg mixure then wash the yellow petals before dipping the yellow petals on egg mixure and fry em in medium heat oil (not too hot if you don't want to burn yourself.) And with rice you'll continue on eating until all the petal fry are gone. It's yummy.
We do this with our passionfruit and pumpkins it works very well. Being in a very dry area often there is a lack of pollinators so they must be sorted manually
Thanks for showing this video. Male and female flowers will not bloom at the same time, if I plant just one pumpkin plant, it will not bear fruit, and the bees will not be able to pollinate it.
@@scotland99 I love how you just ignore hundreds of thousands of years of terrestrial plant evolution... . It sure sounds easier to just pretend it was all god.
@@walter-vq1fw depends on where you live and what things would interfere with the bees and their behavior. As long as you allow the bees to have a set schedule and don’t get in their way during their work than all the flowers that are good will be pollinated. They don’t miss any unless they can’t get to it. They don’t like bugs like wasps around either. They will fight with them instead of pollinating so you need to make their environment as safe and as open as possible and always have good flowers and things bees like to attract them and keep them near. I am still getting squash of the same plants I planted in the spring and it’s August. I won the battle against the squash bugs using only my fingers a flash light and an empty Dr. Pepper bottle to put them in. The bees do not like poisons like pesticides and other sprays. They will not come if the plant’s pollen tastes weird. So nature works best as long and you are knowledgeable and do some key steps in the beginning and keep the pests to a minimum.
@@faithkaindi4361they are deep fried whole. You can dip them in a tempura batter, or even stuff them first if liked, then they are served as an anti (pre) pasta course
Actually different time of maturity by the male and female flowers are for increase in cross fertilization ( not in the closer flower but a far away and different flower) and for the genetic variation.
My grandmother used to breed her own varieties of iris sort of like this but it was the seeds that were collected and planted for the new varieties . I miss grammaw !
What I just witnessed? Flower porn?
Yes... yes I think we did 🫣
I like the way the birds and the bees and the butterflies pollinate better, because they don't have to Chop off the male's phallus to accomplish the same goal!!!
😂😂
@@omokaroojiire world is weird. Luckily we haven't the same way with cats/dogs and other pets
😂😂😂😂🎉
This is like a pumpkin arranged marriage.
They were saving the female flower for marriage lol
😂😂@@monomis7infinite840
Yes, but forced polygamy
😂😂😂
@@franziphia2380yikes
Dude out here putting chastity belts on plants
Vou te copiar ❤GRATIDÃO!
@@rosinhacampelo5521😊
Nahhh nahhh I want to unread this from my memory 😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This feels like whatever SpongeBob was watching before Gary came in and he changed the channel.
😂😂😂😂🪸🪸
😂😂😂😂 Yes
Hahahhaaaa!😂😂😂
How does this feel like the sports channel?
@@Wario-The-Legendit wasn’t sports that SpongeBob was watching 👀 it was a video of a sea anemone LOL
Recession hitting hard man... Even bees lost their job
😂
Dey terk err jerbs!!!!!!
No we’re losing the bees so WE have to do their job ( i know you were joking btw)
@@aleksaurus2722on ne va ôter pas
Fakit man 😂
Never knew I'd watch literal pumpkin porn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 é fantástico!!!
@@elzasilva4449😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Porn in UA-cam 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else feel these two crazy kids deserved some privacy?
Those two crazy kids 😹😹😹😹
3 kids*
2 guys and a gal
@@draconzircross2385 okay now it's weird. Flowers in my day were waaaaaaaaaay less sex knowledged.
Isn't it the same kid?
@@draconzircross2385she opened up like a flower 👐🌺😅 gotta love that bukake
My garden has a restraining order on this man
Mamotreto de calabazas.
Lol I was the 666th like
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This feels too intimate to witness 🫣
❤😂
Thats cause your mind is fked
@hamper220pp0
Pumpkin got a cream pie and sealed up to let that load ferment 😂😂
@hamper22she opened up like a flower 👐🌺
Ohhh that’s a vegan xxx movie 👀🤣
Were you aroused?😮
Lol
Lol 💀😅
😂😂😂
Now that's a hell comment😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a pumpkin, I feel violated for some reason.
Expect Spongebob is a fish or sea creature
Name checks out yeah
@@agoogleuser2507
What? I think you commented in the wrong section or something.
Also, he's not a fish. He's a sponge. Look up what sponges are in the ocean.
Bro identifies beemself as a bee 🐝
Nor an insect
😂😂😂
Haahhaaha😂😂
Now you just know some non binary asshat is gonna see this and decide they want to identify as a bee and change their pronouns to bee/beer/beem and change their gender to drone. Lol.
I see what you did there
bro is sexually harassing the poor flowers😂😂.
He's tying them up so they don't escape too!
😂
That's rape!
Otherwise many flowers will be there but no pumpkins.
You should see how they do it for elephants
"excuse me sir, but thats our job". 🐝
There's less bees each year :(
Also, there's places where the climate/weather is too harsh for bees to live, so there's little to none of them and so people have to pollinate the plants themselves.
Makhiyan phoolon k ander ye kaam qudarty treeqy se siranjaam deti hain ye bhai humen dikha raha hai k kesy hota hai ye
@@MoonshineSunset😊
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I just witnessed a pumpkin arranged marriage 😮
It was pumpkin grape no wonder the kids look so scary 🎃
Forced marriage actually 😂
No it's a Rape 😅😅😅
What 😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️
i lost my adult composure when the “female” flower opened up like that. 💀
I came to the comments just for the pumpkin porn jokes and was not disappointed. Thank you, humans.
True true
You did what to the comments?
@@RockMusicEnjoyer You heard them.
We have no idea who the father is now.
Lol actually we know EXACTLY who the father is now 😂
Zaten öldüler. 😢
Вы по поводу Алиментов ??? 😂❤🎉
😂
The father is a different plant altogether.
OK, for everyone that doesn't know, the reason they are closing the female plant is to make sure that no other pollination gets in there. It's pretty easy to go around with a Q-tip and pollinate all your squash plants. However, if you leave the flowers open and they are visited by other bees, you can't guarantee the continuation of the line. Once pollination occurs, the fruit that grows will be true, but the seeds inside that fruit will possibly be cross pollinated.
How they differentiate male & female buds?
Não entendi
@@fauziahzakaria4754 the stem is longer on the male
Thanks. Makes sense now
Cierra la planta para después obtener las semillas originales? Qué diferencia hay si hay cruza?
“Daddy where do baby pumpkins come from?”
😦 I shouldn’t have asked 😦
Nice way to explain where babies come from
Isso era trabalho das abelhas polemizar o homem mato as abelhas agora faz homem mesmo pra achar bom
And as usual men will be disposable.
@vaastafraja5685 Incel🧐
@@belferreira-tr5if mermão, muito provavelmente não tem nenhuma abelha que polinize essa espécie no local onde ele mora, pare de ser doido(a).
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grinding around edges
“ YEAH YOU LIKE THAY”
😂
Oh maa gawdd🤣💀
Gonna show this to my pumpkins before I do it to make sure they’re in the mood 😉
This made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
😦
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This feels like im watching interdimensional cable.
Bees looking at you from the fence each morning like “this stingy bit$$
Muchas gracias x enseñar !
Ha ha haaaa 😅😊😅😅😅😅
Whaaat
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I feel like im watching something dirty
Exactly😅
😂
Oo really so after the dirty thing's happened. .u it this..and sounds like oo it's so delisous..
😂😂
it always gets dirty in the garden 😉
kids: aw how nice. helping the flower grow 😊
adults: 😦
Na bhai mai 10 saal ka baccha hu
Yaha male ko female se milte hue dekhkar bada maja aya
💀@@SomalSeth-mu7ug
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@SomalSeth-mu7ug beta Jake pad le utube km chala
Ewwww you made pumpkin flowers have sex without asking them their consent???😮
❤
Hello
How are you
@@HeiRo-bi5de get out.
"preserve pollen" is a fancy way to call "no nut November"
😂
😂😂😂
This comment had me wheezing
*quickly closes the browser window as my wife walks into my office*
Lol
This 😅😂
Did i just watch the plant equivalent of sexual harassment being done to a pumpkin vine😭😭
True 😢
Wtf??????🙄
😂😂😂
thought the same
Vídeo pela metade odeio isso
As a science student i had learn these techniques of pollination in my higher classes and now i watched it.
Haven't we all?
can you tell me how we know if it's a male or female because i've got some pumpkins that i need to breed in a month or so
@@SPDcru from the looks of it, the shape inside the flower. Compare the male from the female in this video
@@SPDcruat the very beginning of the video, you can see the female flower has a bump below the flower on the stem. male flowers dont. that bump is what becomes the pumpkin. same goes for other squash and melons
Gonna show this to my plants 😊
Give them a little more understanding about adult pumpkin stuff.
Bruh im fuckin dead
😂😂😂🎉
😹
😂😂
Now the vine wants a cigarette.
😂😂😂😂
I love that the stigma looks like little hearts in a circle.
True I noticed too... Flower ahegao? 😅
Naughty pumpkins get zip tied😂😂
I'm surprised this isn't getting demonitized, that's pretty gratuitous
My grandmother use to sexually interfere with vegetables and fruits too
Yo también lo hago : con algunas de mis plantas como , sandías , pepinos , melones, calabaza etc. Cada dia hay menos población de abejas para Polinizar. Esto es excelente❤
Yeah. That was basically plant BDSM with bondage.
Isto é fantástico!!!
This grammer is too much for me. Next comment pls
That pumpkin been violated! 😂😂😂
I thought the same😢😢
Well.. all dressed up in yellow like that ?
She asked for it bruh
Pumpkin is there yet but it will be soon
Bees : hey, that's our job !!!
Most of the time there's not any Bees around to do the job or they don't want any bees cross pollinating different varieties of different pumpkins. Only certain ones and that's why they're doing it themselves or else it won't get done and they'll just die...
That pumpkin just got de-flowered 😳💀
LMAO
Your doing IVF on a plant Amazing ❤
The way the female flower opened reminded me of the scenes in Alien trilogy, when the alien egg pods would open to release a scorpion-spider thingy.
@@Ash_G scorpion spider thingy! LOL 😂
IVF: in vitro fertilization
where vitro means..... outside the living body and in an artificial environment
It's not IVF dude but simply an artificial pollination
@@khushiprajapati4892 You are being overly pedantic for a UA-cam post. 😅
@@Ash_G i thought it was a misguide & even got so many likes so I felt like to comment 😊
Me: Don't sexualize plants. Don't sexualize plants....
Also me: That's hot.
Pvz fanbase:
new achievement:plant sexual
😂😂
sexualize plants instead of more harmful things, atleast plants don't give a fuck ;)
I love that the female stigma parts are heart shaped 😆💕 I had to hand pollinate my cucumbers, but have never done pumpkins before! This is really cool! I’d like to try cross-pollinating some cacti I have too. I’m just too lazy to go out at night when they bloom and collect pollen 😂
Plant perv..🤣Does your family know what you do “after-hours”(kidding🤣)
Pollinate Cucumbers by hand 🥴
@@johannesrodriguez2044hahaha😂😂😂😂
@@johannesrodriguez20441
I was looking for this comment 😅😅😅😅
Pumpkin bdsm ...now ive seen everything .
Kinda gives a new meaning to a vegetable spread
That felt really intimate but yet very satisfied. Thanks for the show.😮
I had to look over my shoulder watching this.
That's what I was thinking like should I cover my eyes lmao
CONSENT! You can't just go pollinating like it's 2010.
Didn't know we went back 14 years lol
Idk bro. She opened up pretty wide and seemed to enjoy the close shots. Pumpkin flowers are allowed to be hoes too. Kink shaming isn't cool.
I feel like I need to take a shower after watching this😅
I run to the comments to make one. No need to best comments ever.
Me as a child watching this: 😄
Me as an adult: 😳😳😳
Did ya know that the yellow parts of the flower, (their petals i think?) Can be cooked more like dipped in eggs and then fried in oil later like tempura? It's extremely delicious with white rice.
Really?? You’re making me want to grow pumpkins not even for the sake of eating pumpkins
@@axuwu6939 yes. I've eaten it when I was a child and it was my favorite. Until moved to a new country and it doesn't sell the petals anymore. I'm quite sad. But do put some salt and black pepper on the egg mixure then wash the yellow petals before dipping the yellow petals on egg mixure and fry em in medium heat oil (not too hot if you don't want to burn yourself.) And with rice you'll continue on eating until all the petal fry are gone. It's yummy.
Reminds me of fried cacti. Tastes just like a cheeseburger
Yeah it's pretty good.
In india too. But we use gram flour mixture with some spices . Its really tasty!
Normal People : 😊
Biology Students : ☠️
Do tell ....I'm curious
@@Lipsofhearts that's pollination....
In short, Plant sex 😊
Holy shit this is true
Today I learned that you can artificially inseminate a plant.
Awwe.. he's a gentle lover. So sweet how he dressed her when he was done.
And got the towel. Such a gentleman
@@FarsonArson😆
Did anyone else hear Marvin singing "Let's Get It On"😂😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her stigma is beautiful
Stop being a pervert, John
Every stigma is beautiful
Did u just assume that flowers gender?
@@kh9242🤡😂
50 shades of pumpkin on the pumpkin spice channel
This is a criminally underrated comment! 🤣🤣🤣
@@cececox6399 that's the problem with having a ridiculous sense of humor. It takes a bit to find someone like minded 😆
Omg, this is GREAT 🤣
That is one happy flower Wowee 😂
😂😂😂You are so funny @lesliecalzadillas-may
Lol
You just blew.my.freaking.mind. I have never even considering ziptying and hand pollinating like this. Wow. A wise man of your trade for sure.
We do this with our passionfruit and pumpkins it works very well. Being in a very dry area often there is a lack of pollinators so they must be sorted manually
First time seeing 2 flowers going at it. 😂
Came for the comments ... Absolutely not disappointing ... you guys are all over this lol😊😊😊😊🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😅🤣
"hey baby. Let me pollinate you"
Nah the guy is the pimp
😭😭😭
What you mean,use the pumpkin flower 😂😂😂😂
This should be sensored,it,s vulgar.
@@xpandercross-e5c ☠️☠️☠️
I grew pumpkin plant before yielding plenty of male and female flowers but never had fruits. Now I know what has to be done.
I've experienced this at farming for good big perfect fruit and vegetables results 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
I use an old makeup brush from my wife. I brush the males and then paint the females. It works well with all squash.
do we must do this to flower? my problem same as you, so many beautiful flowers, no even one pumpkin 😅
@@M98747great for tomatoes too
Ese es el trabajo de las abejas si en un sitio no hay abejas no se produce la fruta
Did we just see a ton of male pumpkins do it with a female pumpkin?
I just got thru reading some of the replies. You guys are something else😉😁😁 I mean your humor is next level.
...me too ...cracking me up 😂
Thanks for showing this video. Male and female flowers will not bloom at the same time, if I plant just one pumpkin plant, it will not bear fruit, and the bees will not be able to pollinate it.
Images are born from the mind, and images are destroyed by the mind. Whether something is good or evil depends entirely on our thoughts.
lol getting around the edges 😂😂
Not this flower taking in 2 males in a short period.
Now I must see the GREAT pumpkin!
First you'll see little baby pumpkins.
youtube.com/@northeastgiantpumpkinshorts
She opened up. She was ready 😂
This is what I pay bees for.
That’s incredible. And so interesting that circle of hearts in the center of the female. Beautiful ❤
Okay I’m not the only one who saw that lol
God is incredible!
@@scotland99 I love how you just ignore hundreds of thousands of years of terrestrial plant evolution...
.
It sure sounds easier to just pretend it was all god.
@@anthonyfaiell3263i didnt know you were around that long to witness it, amazing. Just because you dont believe, doesnt mean you're right.
Those hearts are the vaginas?
Amazing pollination technique! Must try this!😊
We got pumpkin porn before GTA VI 💀
The way that female opened 👌
I'm telling you it's relatable to something 😂
She was ready for it
🤨 Stay away from my garden bro
😂😂😂
She was so ready to get started
This works on all squash and cucumber plants! Love it! Well explained!
Hahaha my bees would be so pissed at me for closing up males they’d come after me! 😂 but that’s a good idea
How much more efficient is this than just letting the bees and such do it though? /gen
LOOKS LIKE AN OCD ISSUE TO ME
Nature also piss us in future
@@walter-vq1fw depends on where you live and what things would interfere with the bees and their behavior. As long as you allow the bees to have a set schedule and don’t get in their way during their work than all the flowers that are good will be pollinated. They don’t miss any unless they can’t get to it. They don’t like bugs like wasps around either. They will fight with them instead of pollinating so you need to make their environment as safe and as open as possible and always have good flowers and things bees like to attract them and keep them near. I am still getting squash of the same plants I planted in the spring and it’s August. I won the battle against the squash bugs using only my fingers a flash light and an empty Dr. Pepper bottle to put them in. The bees do not like poisons like pesticides and other sprays. They will not come if the plant’s pollen tastes weird. So nature works best as long and you are knowledgeable and do some key steps in the beginning and keep the pests to a minimum.
Males cut, not packed closed in this short. Female is packed closed for no pollen addition
The way that flower opened up had me asking my wife to do the same 😮😢😊
🥶🥶🥶
That female flower just got tag teamed 💀💀💀
Lmfao i thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂
I also thought he could have at least offered her a DP. It could have been a little better for her than this NGL
Gave this a like but had to take it back because it ruined the perfect 69, so here’s a comment for you.
Gave this a like but had to take it back because it ruined the perfect 69, so here’s a comment for you.
they way the stigma actually looks like a more complex cervix is sending me
This guy gave the plant it's best feeling ever ✨✨✨
Bro is roleplaying as a bee
Those flowers are so healthy❤
Like I will try the idea.
Yes they're edible....
I can’t wait for that pumpkin to level charges against you…
😂❤
Чтоб не переопылялись с другими цветами. У меня в прошлом году кабачки переопылились с тыквами и выросли с жесткой кожурой и желтой мякотью.
That's love 😂
@@nadiaessr8893difference between love marriage and arrange marriage 😅
Спасибо за адекватный ответ! А то тут смех сплошной
You did it without their consent!
So this where the term “the birds and the bees” comes from, y’all I’m really just figuring this out 😂
పరకృతిపరమైన పో😅
Las flores de calabaza se pueden comer, se hacen en diversos platillos mexicanos, deberías intentar usar los pétalos que quitaste son muy ricos
Quite interesting. In what foods do you use them?
@@faithkaindi4361they are deep fried whole.
You can dip them in a tempura batter, or even stuff them first if liked, then they are served as an anti (pre) pasta course
@@helentee9863 oh! Wow. Thank you. Think I should try it. Thanks.
They can also be used fresh in salads or added to soups and stir fries
@@faithkaindi4361also great sautéed & added to quesadillas! That’s how I first tried them! Yummy!
I got mason bee's. They pollinate like crazy but don't sting.
Dammm that was hot, seeing those 3 males unloading their pollen on that dirty flower. They even took turns ugh
Bruh.
You tie them male pee-ps and cut them open?!
Savage 💀
Два цветочка:- ты меня любишь!?...
-Люблю, очень!))))
-Блять, где же эти пчелы!?..😂
-
😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏
"and that kids, is where babies come from" 😂😂😂
The circle of hearts in the F flower is adorable! 💛💛💛
A moment to appreciate how she opened up and those teeny tiny cute hearts in the centre
Пчелы не всегда опыляют, а это точно уже будет тыковка
I have been witnessing this since my childhood. My mom used to pollinate one flower with the another. 🇧🇩
That's secual assault
Edgi/ng❎ Getting around the edges✅
Sometimes my male flower mature first then I pick up and store at fridge wait a day for the female blooms !
🥵
Actually different time of maturity by the male and female flowers are for increase in cross fertilization ( not in the closer flower but a far away and different flower) and for the genetic variation.
The process depends on pollen viability.
Most of the pollens grains are viable only for 30 mins.
@@branavasorubysivabalaratna7819That explains a lot about my squash garden. Thank you so much!
How can I tell the sexes of pumpkins a d squashes??
and do squashes need the same treatment?
My grandmother used to breed her own varieties of iris sort of like this but it was the seeds that were collected and planted for the new varieties . I miss grammaw !
Now use the male pollen on your strawberries to make them giant..... 😂
My one is of mushroom 🍄🍄🍄 head
@@VivekKumar-hg7hr Be careful what you rub down there. Not sure about skin irritation and whatnot.
@@Ash_Ghow to identify male and female flowers
@@nanda1btc Now this is an excellent question because I have an asparagus plant and I have no idea if it is male or female.
@@nanda1btcthe stigma(female part) has no pollen
Female pumpkin like : aww what's going on
Male pumpkin : forcefully marriage and pollination
Bag after pollination well. Bees will find the cracks and enter.