If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 74)
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- Some Pokemon are mean and some are nice, but we can all agree they are all very weird.
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"Hey bro you got some Type A on you?"
"Hell yeah! BLAAAUURGH!!!🤮"
"Oh, is that A negative? My favorite! Oh, this would go great with a little O positive. Hang on, BLEUUURGH!"
I would like to make everyone aware that this is accurate to real life vampire bats
Bats regurgitate their food too?
Probably neat to know…
If Grim Adventures didn’t teach me about vampire bats, nothing will.
@@thatman666 They make actual friends. They have to get food regularly to stay alive (even have spot they keep for themselves) and if one of their friend didn't get to eat (making them in danger of dying), they would share some of what they ingested yes.
Not completely: they French kiss it into the other bat’s mouth 😂😅
Has anyone ever tried simply trading their Snorlax from HGSS to DPPt?
Fearow was definitely going to drink it, even if they didn’t ask
Yeah I mean there's food in the table
I like how the Pokédex didn’t even finish until it already happened.
Vileplumes, "Yeah, No S#@$" got me good lol so did the Golbat backyard blood vomit smorgesbord lol
Poor trainer, left behind by her Fearow.
She's lucky he didn't eat her.
Please do a literal Pokedex entry on Annihilape. The previous Primeape entry about dying from getting too angry is directly connected to the evolution. Your humourous take on it would be glorious!
Especially if they add some of the other Primeape entries which makes the fact that Annihilape exists even more horrifying:
"It becomes wildly furious if it even senses someone looking at it. It chases anyone that meets its glare."
"It will beat up anyone who makes it mad, even if it has to chase them until the end of the world."
"It will never forgive opponents who have angered it. Even after it has beaten them down until they can't move, it never ever forgives."
Imagine angering someone that you simply *looked at* so much that they die from it and their ghost will hunt you *forever* no matter what you do. Sounds like a perfect Hallowe'en episode.
I think we actually have one coming up next
@@dorkly Sweet!
and for primape it also says they have thicker blood vessels to ensure it stays angry longer
@@BAMFsheethat's the scp shy guy
0:26 Well, that’s a first.
I thought Fearow was going to have a strong and violent Pokédex Entry. It makes it seems a friendly Pokémon when it has a violent nature in the anime. Also, Fearow is wishy-washy when it comes to figuring out what it wants to eat. Lol.
Oh hey, a new pattern to the jokes. That’s actually funny.
You,re right. They should stop immediately!
The Goldbat buffet has Stardew Valley food.
Bellossom- Due to the effects of the Sun Stone, it is now active during the daytime. It likes to dance in pools of sunlight.
*Bellossom:* Hey butthole, can you turn those clouds off? I can't even see the sun.
*Vileplume:* Screw you, I'm close to my record. Now help me up.
*Bellossom:* I hope those Golbats get you. I'm out of here.
*Vileplume:* Wait. Golbats?
Due to there being so many Pokémon, there's bearly any human life on earth.
I thought the golbats were going to swarm the fearow with the whole "It loves to drink other creatures' blood."
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Those first two entries I was about to say "Those sound pretty generic for the Pokémon. I'm not sure you could make a good joke out of it...", only for the video to cut to the rest of the entry.
Welp its.. Really Literal.
This series always finds new ways to horrify me.
Vileplume had it coming, and there are real bats that will do what Golbat was doing at that party. XD
0:26 LoL 😂
There's food right there on the table!
Yeah, Fearow was definitely down to drink that blood
😶 well thats nightmare fuel
Imagine if a bat got into your house and thought you were hungry when you were asleep.
@@asahearts1*wakes up covered in ketchup*
No kidding...
It'd be so much easier if everyone just simply traded their Snorlax from HGSS to DPPt and bred it with a Ditto while holding a Lax Incense to get a Munchlax.
1:16 Fun fact: vampire bats in real life to this too! This means that vampire bats are more generous than some people out there..
Kind of disappointed that Golbat blood puke isn’t an actual move.
Another blessing from the gods at Dorkly.
Its too short 😭😭, please add more poke-dex entries please 🙏🏼
There're compilation videos
This series is THE BEST!!!
Only 25 MORE to GO!
Diet will arnet is pretty on point
I love ALL Dorkly videos!!!! ❤
The sound design during the vomiting was very effective. LOL
I wonder what flavor is Golbat's blood?
And HOORAY!!! More Pokedex literal entries!! 😊
0:41 May!
From which game does she comes from?
I miss catching new Dorkly videos on Saturday morning
I saved the other two lakes last night and now I have to stop Team Prophylactic just before I take Wulfric's badge by force from his lifeless corpse, after that will be the Distortion World arc.
Huh?
@@Giratina-kh7fo Notice how all the gym leaders are dead.
Thank you for portraying the Golbats as friendly, albeit disgusting.
If I could support you on patreon, I would. I'd love to get roasted by Sonic just so I could roast him back a bit
We need more shuckle
No we don’t. Shuckle is an idiot.
We can never get too much Shuckle, yeah!
The food from Stardew Valley.. nice
Yeah. Was the first thing i noticed in that clip.
Make All 9 Of The Eeveelutions
I hope they do! But then again, I'd be afraid to see it, tbh. ^^'
We need more of these!!
The Golbat part, though! 🤣
Love the series!
The Golbats are kinda wholesome
the stardew valley food textures in the golbat picnic is insane
We've been watching for ages 😂
Stardew Valley dishes fit surprisingly well with the Firered/Leafgreen art style
Sharing food by regurgitation is something that bats do in real life
A Pokémon named Fearrow ironically flays far away from danger
Good on ya. More comic shops need to be plugged; they're a dying breed!
I swear that sonic needs his own series where he roasts people
I heard some bats actually share blood when one of its kind is starving.
Golbats being gruesome wholesome bros
Ummm....... What happened to sprites in Gen 8 and Gen 9? Cause you know they're other unexpected Pokedex Entries that are needed to be taken too literally
Smoking weed and dorkly pokemon entries best combo
1:18 that is amazing. Using stardew valley food as pokemon food
Famished?! A fearow is famished?!? Peckish was right there!😜
😎🍻😎
Dude, Fearow, there was plenty of other food, right there! 😂
May, if you catch the Vileploom it won't be spreading allergens everywhere.
So now we know that Vileplumes who can balance correctly are very strong
Oh come on fearow there was cake right on the table next to you, blood is for bats not birds
Those bats are what my throw up looks like when I eat too much raw hu- meat, that's what I meant.
-Tucker
"Ew, who put raisins in the blood?"
we need so many more of these, never stop please
Waiting till the day they animate the Tinkaton's evolution line.
The Goldbats are so brutal.
This is back folks hooray
We could still do entries for the litwick line. That is some creepy stuff.
Should have used a Christoper Walken voice for the computer.
The fact that Golbat is actually accurate to vampire bats tho
many years really made me laugh.
If King Dedede had an assistant
The 101 joke hit me too hard
Thats a lot of blood coming out of those Globats I'm surprised they haven't gone the way of the Shuckle🤣🤔.
oh oh oh!! i just had a really funny idea please do a if paldeck enteries were literal, palworld has some creepy lore.
That was too much, awesome
Thank you for the video.
The golbat section was oddly sweet!
*Request:* Mario reacts to himself Going berserk!
I expected at least one of the golbat to have some sort of terrible medical condition.
This is weirdly accurate to actual vampire bats.
Fearow is the new Shuckle😂
Yusk! It made me very sick, the good thing is that I haven't gone to breakfast yet!
Galarian Meowth and Perrserker is immune to that, as are all pure Steel types and is resistant to Grass types.
Brad dourif is now a pokemon
0:41 is this only time dorky used a different character (specifically main Pokémon protagonists) I honestly though we will see more of them the latest is technically Hilda in Sonic university.
1:35
Why, why dose this exist, who ask for this. Who said yes tk this. Who do we line up in the back yard.
“Yeah no shit!”
There's enough blood for everybody.
The Vileplume poison pollen pattern reminded me of the shroom in Plants vs Zombies 🧟
Why do I still watch these Pokédex entries?
Bloodpuke! Brutal!
Why didn't the trainer just get out of the poisonous smoke area on her own? Is it because she over relies on her freaking Fearow?!
man how uncivilised the golbats are, they could at least puke into a bowl so it is sanitary.
1:21 shot down the 101, if you’re from the San Francisco area!
"a pokemon that dates back many years"
?
Did i jt get a pokemon making a starwars reference in their ad
Fearow could've eat the food on table instead blood on ground
Well, Pokedex entries seem tailored for an M game.
I’m waiting till that make Lucario blast random Pokémon
We're only at 74? That doesn't seem right.