I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE SECURITY IS COMING 🤣🤣 (CLEAN VERSION)

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @Johnatronmusic
    @Johnatronmusic Рік тому +20

    “Hairdresser” made me laugh 😂

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 Рік тому +6

    “You need locking up, never mind backing up” 😂😂😂

  • @browndirtcowboy396
    @browndirtcowboy396 Рік тому +12

    The little dwarf was hilarious. His Mum’s going to give him a right rollicking for all that swearing 😂😂😂😂

  • @beds139
    @beds139 Рік тому +57

    At what point does the hospital realise that their security guard is just wasting their money by endlessly staring at someone nowhere near their grounds?

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 5 місяців тому +3

    Conservative Policy - Take all the money out of the NHS and put it into Private Health.

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp Рік тому +32

    A guy in his 50s with an Alice band on, wow

  • @rickylucas849
    @rickylucas849 Рік тому +9

    One of the best videos on this channel

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 Рік тому +4

    Is this that some kind of Billy Connolly lookalike and right said Fred....🤣🤣🤣

  • @JjackVideo
    @JjackVideo Рік тому +12

    I always find it creepy how some peoples minds works. They see a man with a camera and their brain goes straight to inappropriate videos of children.
    That sort of mindset should be grounds for a search of their electronic devices. No normal people think like that.

  • @mariac1448
    @mariac1448 8 місяців тому +3

    I absolutely agree with you on polished shoes and tidy hair and appearance. Shame more people don’t agree. Thank you for this video. I appreciate you 😊

  • @markgillespie8842
    @markgillespie8842 Рік тому +47

    When you order Jack grealish off wish.

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +3

      This had me laughing like fk mate 🤣 I wasn't expecting this comment.

    • @markgillespie8842
      @markgillespie8842 Рік тому +4

      @@JackMcLeodJr cheers lol

  • @richard-ij2fm
    @richard-ij2fm Рік тому +12

    Two bottle jobs, came out tough but backed down when he dropped the camera

  • @englishbreakfast82
    @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +26

    He looks like a cross between werzel gummage and bill bailey with a hint of Billy Connolly hahaha 🤣😂

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 Рік тому +2

    I’m waiting for “That’s a Blockbuster Video Membership Card Sir” 😂😂😂

  • @benrichards399
    @benrichards399 Рік тому +15

    It says a lot that they can just mooch about outside the hospital for 45 minutes. These jobsworth planks are being paid to do nothing...🤷

  • @johnrobertson1129
    @johnrobertson1129 Рік тому +17

    You gave them absolute pelters in this one Mark 😂 blue shirt lifter and his boyfriend sh4t themselfs, they soon calmed down 😂 and worzel gumage he was just making an ar5e of himself 😆 keep it up Mark your work is fantastic mate and stay safe 🙏

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 Рік тому +39

    21:25 Kind of hilarious seeing a camp version of Frank Sidebottom thinking he could spark anyone out.

  • @Snap-on-matt
    @Snap-on-matt Рік тому +3

    Them two lads hold me back or I’ll have him 😂😂😂😂 two 🐈

  • @sdkhx
    @sdkhx 11 місяців тому +2

    Guy with the poodle cut had a soft spot for you haha.

  • @JesusLordOfLords455
    @JesusLordOfLords455 7 місяців тому +2

    Youv been double jabbed 😂

  • @MacsPage
    @MacsPage Рік тому +3

    Poor Bill Bailey. he works security now.

  • @geraldinenolan6312
    @geraldinenolan6312 10 місяців тому +1

    I haven't even watched this....😂 but as a cocky Londoner.... this looks hilarious 😂

  • @nigel5755
    @nigel5755 Рік тому +8

    Billy Connolly wouldn't come to the fence when you were there! Lol it was only after you'd walked away! 😂
    I also think he wants to be your friend! Honestly! 😂

  • @jackjordan3715
    @jackjordan3715 Рік тому +26

    "Good job ive not seen you outside of here" 😂 Geeza dresses like a helmet and couldnt punch his way out of a paper bag the melt

  • @paulevans3754
    @paulevans3754 Рік тому +3

    Probably been even had his booster boosted 😂

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn Рік тому +6

    Absolute legend Mark. 👊

  • @grahamchadwick5242
    @grahamchadwick5242 10 місяців тому +1

    Look at the security gimps hair thinks he looks like Predator 😂

  • @musiclover9361
    @musiclover9361 9 місяців тому +1

    So no police summoned then. I'm wholly unsurprised.

  • @johnoconnell2185
    @johnoconnell2185 Рік тому +2

    Gas lighting security.

  • @davidhawkings5548
    @davidhawkings5548 Рік тому +3

    Tall guy reckons he would spark u out as he walks away from u

  • @Progamergirl97
    @Progamergirl97 8 місяців тому +2

    Omg your on a totally different car park some people with the smallest little power they think they are better for some reason crazy people 😂❤

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  8 місяців тому

      You couldn't write it could you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adam.677
    @adam.677 Рік тому +6

    He is defo triple jab boosted 😂 goon

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 Рік тому +11

    Guy in the brown jacket and specs brings up filming kids …..where did that come from? Why would that be in your mind? 🤔

  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 Рік тому +3

    Pure quality, lovely stuff Mark.

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su 8 місяців тому

      Mark if I win the lottery I will give you your own channel Colin from Cardiff was feeling down for years but you've picked me back up

  • @doddy1974
    @doddy1974 Рік тому +16

    Half way through and loving it

    • @MrKnightlore
      @MrKnightlore Рік тому +4

      ​@@peesibwhat was the kebab like?

  • @keni010-nf4pg
    @keni010-nf4pg Рік тому +5

    That hair do is hilarious!!🤣

  • @mariac1448
    @mariac1448 9 місяців тому +1

    He really didn’t say mate, time to get your hearing checked mate

  • @Davidlouis3
    @Davidlouis3 Рік тому +9

    He’s a cheeky funny guy 😂

  • @colallison6152
    @colallison6152 Рік тому +12

    Peanut head 😂

  • @petegas2025
    @petegas2025 Рік тому +9

    That voice break at 21:50. He is shitting himself and it’s hilarious to watch!

  • @adamruuth5562
    @adamruuth5562 5 місяців тому +1

    Not filming faces: check.
    Can't hear shit: check.

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  5 місяців тому

      Shit comment check

    • @adamruuth5562
      @adamruuth5562 5 місяців тому

      @@ukmeetthetyrants Are you a video maker or a shit maker?
      Or are you the only one who can tell others how to do their job?

  • @rossofficial
    @rossofficial Рік тому +8

    Jack Grealish decided not to be a pundit after retirement!😂

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat Рік тому +3

    Billy connelly not doing comedy now? He's asecurity gaurd?

  • @stevenbrant591
    @stevenbrant591 4 місяці тому +1

    girly hair band

  • @martinbradbury8576
    @martinbradbury8576 Рік тому +5

    Your spoiling my shoot😂

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +12

    Keep your distance with that Grinder vehicle Boy.

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 Рік тому +13

    I’m not being rude but is that hairy bloke all the ticket ? Some companies take vulnerable people on in simple job like security etc.

  • @nathanwilson3737
    @nathanwilson3737 Рік тому +2

    He maybe the facilities manager he can't make you leave an estate if it's owned by several businesses. Don't know y they moan about a number plate being filmed as they don't own it.

  • @jimwatson6833
    @jimwatson6833 Рік тому +2

    security guard thought u was a surveyor or a tarmacing he off his trolley no common sense

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su 8 місяців тому

      When I go to Tesco's and see the security guard and I walk past him I say out loud walkies 🚶🚶🚶🚶😸😹

  • @Smokey2Mc
    @Smokey2Mc Рік тому +16

    Jake Grealish 😂 the absolute state of him man.

  • @peacetime4609
    @peacetime4609 Рік тому +4

    Big Respect !!!

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 Рік тому +6

    Bloke in the brown jacket is Kamper than Dale Wintons handbag

  • @EricEric-h2b
    @EricEric-h2b Рік тому +4

    He's got a nice hair slide....lol

  • @cirocscott
    @cirocscott Рік тому +5

    its back lets go💯

  • @dannydan7185
    @dannydan7185 Рік тому +15

    Keep going my man u are the best 👍🌟

  • @martinbradbury8576
    @martinbradbury8576 Рік тому +4

    Not like spider man these days, were you have to take pictures in to the office,it’s all done online 😂classic x

  • @markrobinson6389
    @markrobinson6389 Рік тому +5

    Looks like Worzel Gummidge

  • @liamefc97
    @liamefc97 Рік тому +11

    😂😂😂😂 that guys hairdo mark you catch some proper whoppers

    • @englishbreakfast82
      @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +1

      Werzel gummage and bill bailey with a hint of Billy Connolly hahaha

    • @liamefc97
      @liamefc97 Рік тому +1

      ​@@englishbreakfast82lol😂

  • @jasonmaher266
    @jasonmaher266 Рік тому +6

    Haha that security guard was a male model last week, a photographer this week,his talents have no bounds !!!

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 Рік тому +11

    Young lad and his side kick fancied themselves as a couple of hard lads 😂 Looked shocked when they got checked back into their places. Security guard has nothing better to do.

  • @cadge
    @cadge Рік тому +3

    Those two boys are a 'couple' i think, maybe that's the issue.

  • @adam.677
    @adam.677 Рік тому +2

    You should start going around unplugging all the shitty electric cars 😂 "its a fire hazard"😂

  • @jacksonbollocks
    @jacksonbollocks Рік тому +4

    Italian Wolverine lol

  • @burnleytilidie1882
    @burnleytilidie1882 Рік тому +5

    The man’s trying to look like PJ audits without the dreadlocks 😂😂

  • @johnhelm6231
    @johnhelm6231 9 місяців тому +1

    🚨🚔👮👮‍♀️👮‍♂️🚓✨🎖️🌟⭐️🤩

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 Рік тому +3

    Lmfao what is this the muppet show

  • @videomania666
    @videomania666 Рік тому +5

    Billy Connolly wannabe is very funny, for the wrong reasons.

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp Рік тому +4

    Them cops at the end were ok

  • @brianmegagorgeous
    @brianmegagorgeous Рік тому +4

    muppets making fools of themselves

  • @ValChronification
    @ValChronification Рік тому +2

    Drones over a funeral when? 😅😂

  • @davidbowles4196
    @davidbowles4196 Рік тому +4

    COME ON YOU MARK

  • @jonnymunny101
    @jonnymunny101 27 днів тому

    FUNNY 😂

  • @alantaylor6911
    @alantaylor6911 Рік тому +6

    He's in love with you Mark

  • @EzWil
    @EzWil Рік тому +6

    Didn't know Cody from "Sister Wives" Series and Dustin Poirer from UFC was working here. Threatening behaviour from two of these workers should be retrained or sacked!

  • @DAZSMITHXXIII
    @DAZSMITHXXIII Рік тому +1

    I'm sorry but that guys hair is majestic.

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip Рік тому +6

    19:15 Wingnut really ought to get those ears sorted if he is to try and intimidate anyone.

  • @paulhodgins
    @paulhodgins Рік тому +4

    He is the security guard and resident Psychologist by the sound of him.
    The Chesney Kid thought he was so hard🤣🤣🤣

  • @Michaeleddlestien
    @Michaeleddlestien Рік тому +7

    I think when you meet people like him, you should play a tune something like brain damage.

  • @meridianleeward6370
    @meridianleeward6370 Рік тому +10

    Hairdresser boy thinks he's still at school! I think him and the guy in the glasses are very protective of each other...just saying. I bet the guy at the end said to him 'You know you've made a real c==t of yourself'

  • @englishbreakfast82
    @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +9

    How do we watch the mucky version?

    • @pauljackson1981
      @pauljackson1981 Рік тому +3

      You have to become A member

    • @englishbreakfast82
      @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому

      ​​@@pauljackson1981thanks for that. It seems well worth it just for the comedy value

    • @SwordnScale
      @SwordnScale Рік тому +3

      I just subbed and all I can say is HOLY SHIT now I know why people react the way they do, well worth the price

  • @tonyshingler104
    @tonyshingler104 Рік тому +7

    Brilliant.👏

  • @markgillespie8842
    @markgillespie8842 Рік тому +5

    Phew the a45 is still on the cards lol.

  • @andrewbush3744
    @andrewbush3744 Рік тому +4

    What a scruffy sercurty man joke good video makes me laugh that's a assault from that puff lad 🌼🌺

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp Рік тому +3

    "Private land" with public access at least Google the Law

  • @timoverington5177
    @timoverington5177 Рік тому +3

    Subtitles needed…

  • @comara2011
    @comara2011 Рік тому +3

    Like you would say, yeah I am a burglar 😆🤣

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Рік тому +4

    Jack Gruelish.

  • @davidcain5648
    @davidcain5648 Рік тому +2

    Peanut head😅

  • @C.C963
    @C.C963 Рік тому +2

    I saw this vid the other day, what's different about the clean version❔️

    • @C.C963
      @C.C963 Рік тому

      Oh certain bad words get removed

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 Рік тому +5

    The BBFC has now reclassified this film As Certificate 12 Suitable for snowflakes And vegans

    • @beds139
      @beds139 Рік тому

      Thank you😊

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead Рік тому

      Vegans have morals. Nonvegans are the ones who want to harm others.

  • @comara2011
    @comara2011 Рік тому +2

    Omg Charlie Chuck 😆🤣😆

  • @karlwilliams2703
    @karlwilliams2703 Рік тому +1

    Ohhh I'm 💩ING myself

  • @donkydo5020
    @donkydo5020 Рік тому +2

    Most are thick work gov.99.9%

  • @theworldsdieing
    @theworldsdieing Рік тому +1

    Pointless hospital job