999 HE'S GOT A SQUEAKY THING IN HIS POCKET

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  • @auroraborelia9504
    @auroraborelia9504 Рік тому +38

    999: what's your emergency
    Caller: Man with a phone, baseball hat on and a squeaky thing in his pocket. Crime of the century 🤡

  • @zodiac6968
    @zodiac6968 Рік тому +10

    The boss is a good fella, never got angry, handled the situation very very well.

  • @Stewart.T
    @Stewart.T Рік тому +66

    When will the police grow a backbone and fine these people for wasting their time.

    • @Davidculshaw70
      @Davidculshaw70 Рік тому +10

      I know what you mean calling the cops for fuck all.

    • @YourBeingParanoid
      @YourBeingParanoid Рік тому

      The laws are so convoluted and their layers are so deep that you can't blame people for not knowing them and sometimes calling the police. Even the police don't know them, same as the politicians - it's why lawyers exist, most laws aren't so easy to apply to society, they work fine on paper sometimes.
      So smaller companies I give more of a free pass too and this guy was good fun too. G4S on the other hand...

  • @TommyRetailarmy
    @TommyRetailarmy Рік тому +86

    Every time you squeezed that toy, I buckled laughing. Comedy gold.😂

    • @koalabrat
      @koalabrat Рік тому +4

      Same here. First time I heard it I had a mouth full of coffee. And it went everywhere. Just so funny.

    • @bussesandmore1263
      @bussesandmore1263 Рік тому +1

      Same here with me!

    • @johnhelm6231
      @johnhelm6231 9 місяців тому

      Yeah that’s pretty funny.

  • @justanotherday9165
    @justanotherday9165 Рік тому +14

    To be fair other than calling the police, this dude seems a pretty decent guy/boss

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 Рік тому +47

    He actually seems an alright boss lol

  • @parsnip7349
    @parsnip7349 Рік тому +19

    Suspicion a presumption or assumption without any evidence

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Рік тому +52

    You need to bring the squeaky thing back into your audits, haha. Real life comedy here. 😆

  • @bigd7150
    @bigd7150 Рік тому +44

    One of the best auditors ,are you going to do some new videos soon?

  • @Adam-ge8iq
    @Adam-ge8iq Рік тому +18

    He was so concerned that he was actually laughing on the phone to the police… what a joke! These muppets need to be fined for these rubbish calls

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. Рік тому +37

    Seriously, what kind of man would call 999 for a man recording on his phone, absolutely bizarre.

  • @orfordwolf5409
    @orfordwolf5409 Рік тому +19

    I get the feeling he started to enjoy UKMTT's company.

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS Рік тому +13

    He likes you... i can tell.
    He does actually like you, has a laugh, doesn't act like a tyrant, decent chap all in all to be honest.

  • @Bigfoot-og6xm
    @Bigfoot-og6xm Рік тому +21

    That has to be the most middle class, unoffensive, British auditing stand off i've ever seen. Very different, and surprisingly entertaining. Nice fella, but i bet his staff take full advantage!

    • @YourBeingParanoid
      @YourBeingParanoid Рік тому

      I hoping he's gay and needs an officer manager. He's that nice I'm willing to relocate :)

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Рік тому +12

    I love it when they say can I ask you what you are doing then do the same thing they are paranoid about fecking hilarious!

  • @joeblow2069
    @joeblow2069 Рік тому +13

    Criminals would never ever advertise themselves by overtly recording in the broad light of day.
    I consider a person recording to be less suspicious than anybody else. If anything it makes our world more secure because it keeps criminals and our governments in line.

    • @Godblessneillennon
      @Godblessneillennon Рік тому +5

      I’ve always thought this 😂😂 the same with cash in transit …. Why get paranoid if someone recording you should feel safe anything happens someone has been recordin😂😂😂

  • @JGmedia18
    @JGmedia18 Рік тому +23

    Hilarious Mark, one of your best. Love the dry humour. You could be on stage but would be wasted there. You tube gives your work a bigger audience.

  • @simonboyle9961
    @simonboyle9961 Рік тому +4

    refreshing to see a nice tyrant lol Well done to George for having a sense of humour ;o/)

  • @uniqueoutcome6589
    @uniqueoutcome6589 Рік тому +8

    "You could have at least made me a coffee while we're waiting." I nearly snorted coffee out my nose with that one. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grahamrock3942
    @grahamrock3942 Рік тому +2

    SIR....What a truly lovely Man, "George" is...none aggressive, polite, upstanding by COLD standing talking with yourself. Fully understand his own dilemmas in respect of what, and what is NOT, acceptable. Take Heart SIR, return to visit "George" and offer HIM a warming drink...HE HAS A WARM HEART....nice Man, stay safe..G.A.R.

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 Рік тому +7

    Get back to work cracks me up every time. Some people just start malfunctioning when instead of explaining yourself you just front it, it's absolute comedy gold. Squeaky thing in his pocket 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andyscouse4090
    @andyscouse4090 Рік тому +13

    You could get a hand puppet to go with your squeaky, and then when you are asked questions by nosey people you can consult with puppet and ask his or her opinion on the matter.🇬🇧

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 11 місяців тому +1

      Hand puppet in a copper uniform with a man bun 😁

  • @waj-efc1372
    @waj-efc1372 Рік тому +3

    He seems very patriotic. Wonder if he has a pic of the king at the top of his stairs, so when he goes bed he can kneel and pray on everystep like rosary beads.

  • @canadaiswatching
    @canadaiswatching Рік тому +3

    Absolutely one of the best channels out of the UK 💯💥👍🏻

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 Рік тому +8

    Most exciting thing that's happened to him in years.

  • @barkinmad2296
    @barkinmad2296 Рік тому +13

    Sad thing is, I read the title and knew what he meant. 😂😂😂😂

  • @malcolmmillward4913
    @malcolmmillward4913 29 днів тому +1

    This man seems very polite I reckon hes a good boss .

  • @beds139
    @beds139 Рік тому +17

    “Hello is that the police? I would like to report a non crime please”. Tosser😂

  • @birdman4274
    @birdman4274 Рік тому +3

    I thought Paul Gambaccini was still a DJ

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 Рік тому +3

    I just knew you was going to say something about the "I" missing because that's what I thought of at the same time.. Great minds think alike Lol ;-)

  • @narniebone1332
    @narniebone1332 Рік тому +3

    he laughs every time you squeak very funny well done very entertaining and big shout out to George top guy

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss Рік тому +8

    It’s amazing how many people you film who suddenly become lawyers! 😂

  • @starvedbaby2510
    @starvedbaby2510 Рік тому +5

    Watching from the USA. Loving your style

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +17

    I find him to be a very fishy fellow , approaches a man with a camera and converses with them as if they were a small child . A strange pretence to treat a person as a child in an attempt to dominate then . his continued antics and tomfoolery shows clearly he was in no need of police assistance.

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 Рік тому +4

    Mr beard comes out giving it the big one, hasn’t a clue, brains isn’t his go. The boss is a decent guy.

  • @RobertWilliams-rd1mt
    @RobertWilliams-rd1mt Рік тому +6

    This one gave me chuckles. Ta 😂

  • @leeapplegarth4717
    @leeapplegarth4717 Рік тому +1

    I love the queaky toy puts light on the situation lol

  • @davidelinmortal
    @davidelinmortal Рік тому +2

    the squeaky toy is golden, glad I found this channel

  • @martincowley4846
    @martincowley4846 Рік тому +6

    Glad to see you are back

  • @pippab636
    @pippab636 Рік тому +1

    I love the squeaky toy😂

  • @joemoore5879
    @joemoore5879 Рік тому +1

    Great audid, you's two would make a brilliant comedy act, well done UK . 😀🤣😁👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Рік тому +3

    21:40 The person who can ask someone to leave a property can be just about anyone who has some interest in the property. So it can be a person working for the leaseholder, or someone employed by the landowner. The leaseholder is limited to only the parts they lease, so they can't tell someone to leave a business park, only the building they lease. It is the landowner or their agent who can tell someone to leave the business park. But the landowner can't tell someone to leave a building that they've leased out since that is no longer under their control and they don't have any authority about what goes on in the building.
    So in this case, the guy had no authority to tell you to leave the carpark since his company doesn't lease the carpark.

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Рік тому +4

    He looks mad the fella 😂🙈

  • @Pureblood002
    @Pureblood002 Рік тому +3

    Ive not met a single person in real life who thinks they can stop people filming or that permission is needed . No idea where people get these ideas from

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Рік тому +6

    5:30 This is the moment when the police call handler decided that the guy was wasting police time and that the man on the phone was the nutter.

  • @DEEDUBZ
    @DEEDUBZ Рік тому +6

    I remember this one. Must've been a slow day at work for bossman here. Aside from that, when it comes on to Auditors linking up and doing Audits together, you and Reggie Photo are the originals of that $. hit!

  • @marcushawkes392
    @marcushawkes392 Рік тому +2

    Another classic ⭐️

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 Рік тому +14

    It really annoys them when you tell them nothing about what you are doing

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat Рік тому +5

    He was actually a nice guy

  • @niceuneasy
    @niceuneasy Рік тому +1

    Keep squeeking BOY!!!! 😂😂

  • @JaeSwift
    @JaeSwift Рік тому +4

    'on what grounds?'
    'these grounds'
    lol you're funny af. I would love to come along with you on one of these its fuckin hilarious lol

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB Рік тому +3

    I was surprised with you Mark. When he started taking pics and jumping about i was livid thinking he is going to act like a total prick and it would take a lot of self will not to spark him but you let it ride and he turned out to be kind of ok but i think he quickly knew he had more than met his match so he changed

  • @shroompicn-shrooman
    @shroompicn-shrooman Рік тому +1

    You crack me up 😂brother 🤣

  • @abyss6945
    @abyss6945 Рік тому

    😂😂 howw woww woww it's magic😅😂

  • @davegravy1842
    @davegravy1842 Рік тому

    What a fantastic boss I wish he was my boss 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @adamsina-vm3xo
    @adamsina-vm3xo Рік тому +3

    Amusing conversation with a pleasant Guy and a Better one from Our Auditor.

  • @user-vg6df2hi8n
    @user-vg6df2hi8n Рік тому +6

    "George", your OK, don't let the cameraman get you down.
    You should have asked the cameraman a few serious questions:
    1) - who's been chopping wood on your face
    2) - who got you dressed this morning
    3) - is your carer close by.

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 Рік тому +2

    Squeaky toy is funny as f 😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 Рік тому +2

    When they’re concerned about security, they get cameras.
    When they see cameras, they get concerned about security. 🤔

  • @deancossins8557
    @deancossins8557 6 місяців тому +1

    The boss is a nice fella tbf just a bit nosey 😊

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 Рік тому +1

    _OY MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT SQUEAKY THING?!_

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 Рік тому +2

    The amount of uneducated people who think they have the right to demand you stop filming and they have the right to privacy in public amazes me.

  • @nicholasmassey6941
    @nicholasmassey6941 Рік тому +1

    When the squeaky toys were going they were looking at each other like oh lord we’ve got a mad man in here

  • @KevinJEvans
    @KevinJEvans Рік тому +1

    Amazon, DPD, Yodel ALL leave you parcels unprotected. Hermes weren't the worst by a long shot.

  • @MrDynasport
    @MrDynasport Рік тому

    George was brilliant, good sport.

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 Рік тому +3

    Your recordings are brilliant 👍

  • @ShortieLeeroy
    @ShortieLeeroy Рік тому +2

    They are standing around not working,hands in pockets.Police training right there.

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 Рік тому +1

    He’s that amused he called the police🤡. Mark, handled brilliantly,you get better.👍👍 To be fair George? Looked the type you would want to work for, keep smiling George?

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂 bloke from car leasing had good humour about him 👍🏻

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 8 місяців тому

    Now thats how you interact well done George😂

  • @uktvcool
    @uktvcool Рік тому +1

    We need more squeaky toy action from future vids

  • @gazzertrn
    @gazzertrn Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Boy , i laughed like heck over this one .Nearly fell of me chair . What a complete Pillock,tory boy .

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Рік тому +1

    Squeek squeek lol 😂

  • @garyballared2077
    @garyballared2077 Рік тому +1

    enjoyed that one - cheers

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe Рік тому +6

    First recourse the cops. Revolting.

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Рік тому +1

      ​@@dontshoot7665Cameraman didn't get a chance to answer, the bloke pulled his camera out, started dancing, then phoned the peelers within about 30 seconds.

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel Рік тому

    That hunk actually thought the police would turn up.

  • @richarddainty2855
    @richarddainty2855 Рік тому +2

    Glad you got your comments on mate. Really great entertaining stuff. Thanks

  • @briano.donnell4594
    @briano.donnell4594 Рік тому +1

    A real nice guy . I think he will release the police ent here for us the people only for big corporations . You only get from the police is do you need a crime number .

  • @SanjayParmar-zf8vc
    @SanjayParmar-zf8vc Рік тому +1

    😂🤣 That Squeaky toy of yours. 😂🤣

  • @alexanderbrydone9873
    @alexanderbrydone9873 Рік тому +2

    How do you manage to squeeze sweep into your pocket.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Рік тому +1

    25:30 Yep, he was probably bluffing about the police. They would've turned up with 10 mins for a man with a camera.

  • @richarddinning6901
    @richarddinning6901 Рік тому

    Gay Lord at the beginning was a clown with his phone nice one mark.

  • @sambarnes2716
    @sambarnes2716 Рік тому

    Great video

  • @Nigfis
    @Nigfis Рік тому +5

    @11.55 I seem to be watching a different video to some, looking at the comments.
    These people are not okay, or funny.
    Calling the police on 999 because you are 'not being particularly helpful' is just about as entitled as it gets.
    That arrogant sod and his mate, who says he is worried about you filming his car, which alone has more cameras on it than UKMTT carries, is pure arrogant hypocrisy.
    After all, its number plate has only been developed through over a hundred years of ideas and processes that make it as photogenic as possible so cameras everywhere, and in all conditions, can read the damn things.
    People like this calling the police to massage their feelings is an abuse of the system, and they should be billed for the wasted time, at the least.

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat Рік тому +1

    Have to love your squeaky toy hahaha

  • @Asclepius445
    @Asclepius445 Рік тому +2

    On the phone with 999 laughing and joking with the dispatcher.... sounds like a proper emergency... wtf

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 Рік тому +2

    A weird bloated queer waddled over to sing song and take pictures invading your personal space and then calls police to report you for your photography!!! Hahahahaha

  • @tombennett1673
    @tombennett1673 Рік тому

    there was an old saying that the happiest man in the village was the village idiot. that explains his inane grin

  • @andrewbush3744
    @andrewbush3744 Рік тому

    Good video are they actors odd staff seemed calm keep filming

  • @jmrracing7097
    @jmrracing7097 Рік тому +1

    I love this shit

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 Рік тому

    PERMIT 😂😂😂😂FFS. Ps: that bloke why doesn’t he go back to his little office chair and have a cuppa and a bicky 🙄

  • @orangeroughy8377
    @orangeroughy8377 Рік тому +1

    At the start of the video you can clearly see a sign saying business center which means PUBLIC ACCESS. Yet you have clowns like these lot thinking they can tell members of the public what to do

  • @daipigeon7561
    @daipigeon7561 Рік тому

    Bloody loved it😅😅

  • @teaplease1000
    @teaplease1000 Рік тому +1

    I like George

  • @kevinwalsh9419
    @kevinwalsh9419 Рік тому +1

    Love all this name game
    Please say your names not pile is it followed by a double squeaky
    ( don’t tell the your name pike )
    One of the pest of dads army 😢

  • @ukeboxjerry
    @ukeboxjerry Рік тому

    I looked up numty and it's a word. About time something made sense.

  • @johnhelm6231
    @johnhelm6231 9 місяців тому

    Good job.

  • @alantaylor6911
    @alantaylor6911 Рік тому +1

    Just as funny this time as last time. 😂

  • @kris6302
    @kris6302 Рік тому

    Acually a Lovely Chap the Boss in better Circumstances You Could be Good Pals

  • @gordonwainwright898
    @gordonwainwright898 11 місяців тому

    All interbred by the looks of it.