DIRECTOR OF SECURITY AND THE BROLLY SNATCHERS (CLEAN)

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  • @charliemctruth
    @charliemctruth Рік тому +90

    " I have crossed no barriers, I have opened no gates and I have climbed no fences".
    These are words that will echo through time !

    • @mannymac6678
      @mannymac6678 Рік тому +5

      And section 33 of the criminal justice act 1972.

    • @jamieclarke9831
      @jamieclarke9831 6 місяців тому

      Love the blog keep up the good work against these tyrants.

  • @englishbreakfast82
    @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +73

    Get back to work is such a classic line. It really gets most people's backs up instantly. It works so well with your accent. It just rolls off the tounge effortlessly. Brilliant 👌

  • @StraightOuttaUrbex
    @StraightOuttaUrbex Рік тому +81

    all those idiots who dial 999 need to be charged with wasting time

    • @888ssss
      @888ssss Рік тому +14

      the police need to tell them straight when they call, other its the police wasting our taxes.

    • @beds139
      @beds139 Рік тому +10

      It’s like a mass hysteria took over these people with not one person suggesting that if they all went inside you would go away.🤪

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Рік тому +7

      ​@@beds139That's a novel idea 😂😂😂. The longer they stand there slabbering bs, the longer they will be filmed.

  • @Davidlouis3
    @Davidlouis3 Рік тому +14

    Pure class they’re all flapping like mad 😂😂 love the wind ups 😂😂

  • @leonardjump7629
    @leonardjump7629 Рік тому +43

    I have never laughed as much, thanks

  • @Paulusthewoodgnome515
    @Paulusthewoodgnome515 Рік тому +28

    fair play you’re a right wind up merchant 😂

  • @ArthurDentsTowel
    @ArthurDentsTowel Рік тому +37

    He's not the head of security, He's the security *Director* !! 🤣oh boy 💪🔥

    • @888ssss
      @888ssss Рік тому +5

      hee hee

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 Рік тому +8

      He's a very naughty boy. 🤣

  • @Floyd1138
    @Floyd1138 Рік тому +54

    ' How dare you film people ' as she is filming people LOLOLOL crazy woman

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 Рік тому +12

    Are you on grinder?…I’m rolling with laughter here 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +23

    One of the best vids ever this one, just when you think the snowflakery has peaked another character enters and takes it to a new level 🤣 that Loco woman looking like a paranoid tweaker as she dashed towards Mark with her phone held up as if it were garlic to a vampire, and then man bun having a meltdown in his van. Absolute carnage.

    • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
      @scruffyalice-ff5pz 8 місяців тому +1

      Mark has a habit of being able to find plonkers with man buns at ease.

  • @MomentsOfZen88
    @MomentsOfZen88 Рік тому +5

    The "COME ON WALKIEESSSSSSSS" at 20.10 had me in stitches, soo funny haha 😂

  • @Thepalpatineboys77
    @Thepalpatineboys77 Рік тому +18

    That’s my favourite video you’ve ever done, thanks for brightening up my Wednesday ❤😂😂😂👍

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  Рік тому +7

      So glad!

    • @GiBMan70
      @GiBMan70 10 місяців тому +1

      Same here. Funniest cast of characters, actions and words yet!

  • @angelcreator7393
    @angelcreator7393 Рік тому +20

    I love this 'How dare you refuse answer a single question' simple answer to that... Freedom of speech and having the right to remain silent. Didn't realize you visited North Korea for an audit 😂😂

  • @rsaremagic
    @rsaremagic Рік тому +28

    The best by a country mile.
    Gagging for thr new episodes every day.

  • @888ssss
    @888ssss Рік тому +13

    the number one freedom buster in the UK !!

  • @Illicitvirtue
    @Illicitvirtue Рік тому +8

    This one is one of the best 😂😂😂

  • @cr0ckett
    @cr0ckett Рік тому +15

    Consider yourself excused 😂

  • @beds139
    @beds139 Рік тому +27

    An all time classic😅😅😅😅

  • @gitmoholliday5764
    @gitmoholliday5764 Рік тому +13

    UKMTT would be a good one working at HR
    of any Multinational Company, very good observational
    and communication skills 🤓

  • @raybell7696
    @raybell7696 Рік тому +25

    Those women are dangerous liars. Or is the security guy telling lies, someone is.If I had any business with this mob,I would not believe a word they say.

  • @Talboy-d7g
    @Talboy-d7g Рік тому +7

    Traffic warden 😂😂😂😂
    Mark so funny always 😂❤
    Comedy gold classic ❤

  • @jsw0891
    @jsw0891 Рік тому +8

    I am assuming Mark used to be in the Army? The way he says get back to work he sounds like a Sargent.

  • @greigallan5845
    @greigallan5845 Рік тому +6

    Brilliant wind up marathon Mark. Some right fannies on display.

  • @m4rcmineh
    @m4rcmineh Рік тому +9

    Did you see the guy pure raging 😂😂😂 his face started twitching what a bully boy

  • @simonkindell
    @simonkindell Рік тому +42

    Snowflake, paranoid nation is what's happening here. Keep up the good work. Love your channel.

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 Рік тому +18

    All his demands and then he detained you wait here until the cops come
    Unbelievable because he wants answers what an entitled goblin then the other one 😂😂😂 are you videoing me

  • @peterjol
    @peterjol Рік тому +12

    I always wonder if when they see the vids they realise THEY are the ones who behave ridiculous.

  • @musclecha007
    @musclecha007 Рік тому +20

    Man with a Pink shirt 👚 with his hands on his hips 😂😂😂😂

    • @joshlevy3480
      @joshlevy3480 Рік тому +5

      Could be suggestive of something!!! Cheers!!!

  • @Dba8er
    @Dba8er Рік тому +9

    Hahaha His top lip quivering from 3:10.

    • @ade3628
      @ade3628 3 місяці тому +1

      About to explode

    • @cjr3839
      @cjr3839 2 місяці тому +1

      Looks pissed off 😂

  • @Davidlouis3
    @Davidlouis3 Рік тому +6

    So many fkn jobs worths in these places

  • @joshlevy3480
    @joshlevy3480 Рік тому +7

    The pink suggestive shirt man forgot to attend the 'deescalation' seminars!!!

  • @englishbreakfast82
    @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +11

    I'm surprised he didn't say it's not pink it's salmon hehe😂

  • @lje7718
    @lje7718 Рік тому +8

    Mark, pls re visit this place 😂

  • @matt8929
    @matt8929 Місяць тому +1

    loved how the 9 stone cowboy in the pink shirt had to protect trembling timmy 3 seconds after he tried to convince himself he was prepared to "defend himself".

  • @maccamack419
    @maccamack419 Рік тому +8

    First time viewer. Just got up off the floor from laughing so hard! “Get your arses back to work”!

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 Рік тому +1

    My suggestion is this - every time we see a business acting bad, do a google search and leave them an appropriate review with a link to the video. Also do the same if they act appropriately. This will serve as a way of getting more and more members of the paying public a good opportunity to judge for themselves the company’s staff performance. It will also reach an even wider audience than would otherwise.

  • @dutchdronedimension6703
    @dutchdronedimension6703 Рік тому +3

    Google Earth (with zoom options) Google Maps (with zoom options) EasyJet (they recording their whole flights since june 2020) Google Street View (with zoom options) hundred cars with a dash cam recording them every day

  • @julianstafford7071
    @julianstafford7071 Рік тому +6

    That umbrella is a stroke of genius. I'll buy you a new one. 🙂

  • @boldings14
    @boldings14 Рік тому +4

    i've got to say i have midsommer murders on tv (which i love) but you are so addictive keep it up

  • @magnuscash6343
    @magnuscash6343 Рік тому +2

    Buhu buhu he is rude im calling the police 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great work as usual

  • @Itsjaydar
    @Itsjaydar 6 місяців тому +2

    "get some hearing aids then!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @LeeWinson-ql7qv
    @LeeWinson-ql7qv Рік тому +6

    The lady with purple top is classic swat, an has a teacher way about her, maybe thinks mark is one her students 🙉🥜😂🤣

  • @abizeusuk
    @abizeusuk Рік тому +7

    This is a re-upload Mark, seen this before !!!

    • @gillianmarr73
      @gillianmarr73 Рік тому +2

      Arent they all reloads? Is he actually operating anymore with new stuff? Information (like DJ audit does) would be helpful!

  • @nightskyremedies
    @nightskyremedies Рік тому +3

    oh ffs i hate it when people make a comment like im worried about your behaviour just for doing something like recording omg

  • @peteryyz43
    @peteryyz43 9 місяців тому +2

    I had no idea that Man U boss, Erik ten Hag, was moonlighting as a director of security.

  • @leonardjump7629
    @leonardjump7629 Рік тому +6

    It's not nazi Germany......

  • @lanehogger1532
    @lanehogger1532 Місяць тому

    The face twitches at 3.35 are awesome 😂

  • @harold6863
    @harold6863 Рік тому +4

    Wet staff, wouldn’t get away with it at my place of work 🤣

  • @DaJa-d3w
    @DaJa-d3w Рік тому +9

    Excellent trolling. Back to work with the lot of them.

  • @totolondon
    @totolondon Рік тому +4

    Very entertaining amazing boss

  • @carl4140
    @carl4140 Рік тому +5

    Mr pink shirt is outer his depth

  • @resist.
    @resist. Рік тому +3

    Oh dear! What an absolutely sinister outfit.

  • @JaneBlack-gk8wz
    @JaneBlack-gk8wz Рік тому +4

    ❤❤❤ one of the bravest men on u tube❤

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Рік тому +5

    Hed before loved it and the same again Mark Love it Comedy Gold

  • @Chriss2370
    @Chriss2370 Рік тому +5

    Nice Fife stone wall there 👍

  • @joolz1063
    @joolz1063 Рік тому +2

    Are you on grinder ? Waaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣I'm trying to paint my nails 💅💅Peeeeeeeing myself laughing 🥰🥰

  • @dannydan7185
    @dannydan7185 Рік тому +8

    Good morning my man 👍👍

  • @MikeBarron-m1s
    @MikeBarron-m1s 8 місяців тому +3

    I've got to stand right next to you as im hard of hearing. A ...😂

  • @James-sx7dw
    @James-sx7dw Рік тому +2

    Love when you say go back to work boy 😂😂

  • @GiBMan70
    @GiBMan70 11 місяців тому +3

    Fantastic video 😂

  • @Kal-el2016
    @Kal-el2016 Рік тому +2

    What the hell was in the water over that place….everyone was mental 😂

  • @stevenmclucas1894
    @stevenmclucas1894 7 місяців тому +2

    Pink shirt = Definitely on GRINDR 😂

  • @jimid9240
    @jimid9240 2 місяці тому +1

    Just came across your stuff, marvellous my friend 👍

  • @stevenmclucas1894
    @stevenmclucas1894 7 місяців тому +2

    Mark, you should visit these premises with a big rucksack, will make them think you're coming to rob the place and/or break into cars😂

  • @Superior208
    @Superior208 Рік тому +6

    LOL phone the police he did not answer a question that must be illegal..

  • @dianelukeman526
    @dianelukeman526 Рік тому +4

    Pink shirt has no authority DIRECTOR😅😅😅

  • @Thepalpatineboys77
    @Thepalpatineboys77 Рік тому +1

    That umbrella 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KM71377
    @KM71377 9 місяців тому +2

    Postman pat , postman pat pooped his pants early in the morning ….

  • @Lac4ever
    @Lac4ever Рік тому +4

    Man from royal mail is on his phone while in control of his vehicle

  • @paulbennett1860
    @paulbennett1860 Рік тому +4

    The guy in the grey jumper is a walking corpse, personality bypass

  • @balmatian
    @balmatian Рік тому +12

    Hilarious

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn Рік тому +5

    I remember this funny video .

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 Рік тому +5

    Postman needs sacking.

  • @auditingzee
    @auditingzee Рік тому +1

    "You're filming an umbrella" 🤣

  • @englishbreakfast82
    @englishbreakfast82 Рік тому +4

    You are only acting within your boundaries in regards to publicly accessible premises and land. As you clearly state many times if no signage is visible then you are doing nothing wrong.

  • @James-sx7dw
    @James-sx7dw Рік тому +3

    Grey jumper lad looks like fungus the bogeyman

  • @TomSmoth-si1du
    @TomSmoth-si1du 4 місяці тому +1

    The Royal Mail fella was breaking the law by having the engine running whilst on the phone to the 🐷 😩😂

  • @cadizsummers3078
    @cadizsummers3078 Рік тому +9

    Loco masculine, Loca feminine 👍 rock on Mark👍

  • @cs9115
    @cs9115 7 днів тому

    Imagine being a grown man and phoning the police because another man is "rude" to you. 😳 Why aren't they embarrassed?

  • @dianelukeman526
    @dianelukeman526 Рік тому +3

    Are you alright , can we help you , are you alright , can we help 😅😅

  • @paulbrew7022
    @paulbrew7022 6 місяців тому +1

    The postman sounds rather thick!

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 Рік тому +3

    Your right mark, it’s the comedy club and the clowns are now in the ring.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +3

    Never trust a woman who dresses to imitate a wasp . how dare she peep under your brolly . looked like she was upskirting .

  • @Forksake82
    @Forksake82 2 місяці тому

    I work for royal mail and this postie is out of order. Assault and delaying the mail, both sackable offences.

  • @axelgs11
    @axelgs11 Рік тому +3

    Bet that security guy could walk on water with feet that big

  • @dwcoolit
    @dwcoolit Рік тому +6

    I have to say..I stopped watching your vids years ago when you first started, because they weren't very good...However, either I've mellowed or you've developed into a bit of a superstar.
    Well Played, and Thank you for your service !!

  • @lucidmoment71
    @lucidmoment71 Рік тому +2

    I don't wish to sound stereotypical and perhaps a tad racist but, were you wearing a kilt? I swear that crazy woman was trying to upskirt you.

  • @MJ88Owl
    @MJ88Owl Рік тому +10

    Oh my, that postie 🙄 he’s been licking too many stamps

  • @Butcher_TV
    @Butcher_TV Рік тому +2

    Damn it. I want to watch this video, but I need to.....GET BACK TO WORK 😂

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Рік тому +2

    Oooooooh! He’s a Director Wow! That makes him REALLY important and he’s a bloody liar.He is hard of hearing my arse.

  • @paulbrew7022
    @paulbrew7022 6 місяців тому +2

    The women in pink looks like a mug must be the tea lady!

  • @zoolook1000
    @zoolook1000 3 місяці тому

    Make a point, not a meal out of it.keep fighting,

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Рік тому +2

    If this guy is trained in de escalation then I’d love to know who trained him as they should be struck off.

  • @leetori1
    @leetori1 Рік тому

    I rewatched the original the other day. Did it get taken down?

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 Рік тому +2

    SECURITY TOTAL I DI OTS LIKE THERE ENTITLED TO ANSWERS AND DONT KNOW THE LAWS

  • @atinoftartanpaint
    @atinoftartanpaint Рік тому +4

    The postie who needed a tissue for his issue. Keep up the good work 👍

  • @jmw0368
    @jmw0368 29 днів тому +2

    Crazy woman really is…..just look at the eyes on it when rushing forwards.
    That one definitely needs a straight jacket and a padded cell.

  • @stebul7996
    @stebul7996 4 місяці тому

    God absolute class!! 😂😂❤

  • @ryanwilson368
    @ryanwilson368 Рік тому +2

    ‘He’s filming people with a camera’ how else would he be filming people ya big woman

  • @AlexanderGreat-b6i
    @AlexanderGreat-b6i Рік тому +2

    Where is this place ?; anyone know
    Cheers ☆ 🎩

    • @SuperBC10
      @SuperBC10 Рік тому +1

      Wish I knew. I’d leave ‘em a nice google review with a link to this video.

    • @SuperBC10
      @SuperBC10 Рік тому +1

      Bluebell Way Preston. Currently 9 active businesses. Bluebell House is the one with the “loco” woman. Currently this unit is up for lease so I’m guessing they’ve gone somewhere where there are no cameras? Antarctica or middle of the Amazon jungle perhaps?

    • @AlexanderGreat-b6i
      @AlexanderGreat-b6i Рік тому

      @@SuperBC10 hahaaaq gr8 reply ☆ 🎩 ✌️