Challenge idea: Jesus Challenge! Live in Jerusalem, Israel Always do good things Always forgive people Give all of your money to your friends If you see someone doing something bad, intervene Be famous Always sign up for religious churches if people come to your door Die a horrible death and then be reborn Edit: Guys, I know religion is a controversial topic, but I didn't mean to start World War 3!
"Why would you have a room in your house with no Windows" Bijuu has windows in his bathroom confirmed Edit: alot of people don't seem to understand the joke i know people have Windows in the bathroom but it's ironic because Bijuu doesn't we saw that in the video where he dress up as dantdm.
The drug/Alcoholic addict challenge. *Must take whatever drug or alcoholic beverage the game gives u *if u go to jail u MUST escape *you may have children but u MUST have a bad relationship *u may have pets but u MUST have a bad relationship *with every relationship with a partner(wife/husband) u may only talk to the once every 3 years. Edit: *Always ask for money from whoever u can until u can't anymore Idk if this challenge was already made but this crossed my mind while watching this vid
YAY! You are the first person to make a video about the new fame update! :) Well if you went to college for music, that will help you. :) "I'm just waiting for her to be kidnapped though." ROFL! I love this fame update!!! :)
well, tbh, it's not really him. 🤷♀️ it's his editor, but ig that means the editor forgot to censor a lot of things. i wouldn't really mind this if i were you, just because kids may be watching this (and this is a family-friendly channel), they couldn't possibly know what it is and indeed if they do, then they're probably already mature enough to handle it.
OHHHH NOOO. Whatever shall we do.. The editor forgot to censor the word... It's the END OF THE WORLD..... Really? Come on, your gonna get upset over that?
The shy and nice challenge 1. Don't have exotic pets , or big dogs. 2. If someone assaulted , bullied or injured you forgive them or do nothing about it 3. Be nice with everyone 4. You need to spend time with every person you know more than 3 times per year
I have a idea for a challenge Here are the rules it’s called the Cinderella challenge 1. Have two kids 2.be very rich 2. Treat one kid like a princess and one like a maid 3. When you die go to the kid you treated very poorly and make her have the best life Please try it
Bitlife challenge: Nerd: 1. Only care about your smarts, nothing else 2. Never go out somewhere, you need to get smarter 3. Have a job that is considered smart by most. 4. Go to the library atleast 4 times a year (you can go to the library with 13 the first time as far as I know) 5. Never do something like playing the lottery or something. 6. If someone close to you dies, don't go to their funeral, unless you get money, and go to the library instead. 7. Extra challenge: Get a networth over 1.5million
Do the mr Iran’s challenge the rules are 1. You must always do stuff if it has money involved 2. You can never give/risk losing your money ( gamble if you must) 3. You can never be more than 5 years in debt 4. You must die with a least 20 million dollars 5. If you steal from people you must take everything 6. You must have no girlfriends interact with women in general 7. You must adopt a girl and name it pearl and give it little attention 8. You can only as a job do stuff in the food industry I really hope you see this I love this game and your one of my favorite UA-cam channels
Me: *gets a notification* Me: *sees it's bijuu mike* Me: *also sees its bitlife* Me: oh come on! I'm not that into bitlife but it's bijuu mike and if I miss this episode then .... *SCREW ME*
Theres something I would say, being a famous reporter is the best of all, it's satisfying to be, because it doesn't require looks so no risks on plastic surgeries
Android: I Am Jealous Of You IOS IOS: You Have A Cool Name (Looks To Bijuu) IOS: What Are You Jealous Of Bijuu: My Bike Android: I Beat Your Bike Here Bijuu: -_-
My cat actually drinks milk occasionally and is pretty healthy. Once every week or two I treat my cat to a small amount of lactose free milk and he really enjoys it. I know it’s not the best for them though so I don’t do it too much. As far as I was aware, a small amount of milk is not damaging for cats, especially if it’s lactose free.
You can get a degree in music when you go to University, then apply for the job apprentice music composer. Keep posting on social media while you have this job and you should gain followers. Also work hard every year and you’ll get pay raises. I made 1.4k a year doing this.
I was drinking my juice until I got a notification that Bijuu mike posted a new video and I spit my juice out ( some came out my nose and it hurted 😂😂)
I have a challenge its called The selfish challenge (You need to be any gender with looks 7) (1) Always ignore (2) Complain (3) Be straight (4)Reject everyone (5) Get a job (6) Adopt a kid if you want One..
Bitlife anime challange: -Create and live a characters life as if they were the character you have chosen. Rules: •You cannot do anything that is not canon. This includes relationships and careers, all of them need to things the character has done. - He has to have relationships with whoever the character has been romantically involved with, if applicable, before death. -If the character falls into dept, when your chosen character isn't in dept, then you lose. -If your chosen anime character is too young to have a career and such then you have to choose career or school paths that he or she would likely choose.
You should do a pet challenge, but all exotic pets. Rules: -All exotic pets -Spend time with them twice a year and get them the best stuff. -Reward them for being bad. -When one dies immediately get another. -Send time only with them, no people.
lar·ynx /ˈleriNGks/ noun ANATOMY the hollow muscular organ forming an air passage to the lungs and holding the vocal cords in humans and other mammals; the voice box.
I'm in my windowless bathroom right now and i've been terrified of the grudge girl since elementary school😭 it's also 3am and I have to run into my room in the darkness. Sincerely, scared 22 year old girl.
YESSS BITLIFE! i had an exam today, this is just what i needed! also, have you gotten the may akibento box yet? im getting one for my birthday (may 13th) and i want to know whats in it omggg, the fact it has my favorite anime is killing me
Bijuuuuuuuuuu, I has a "challenge", it's called Bitlife to Gacha, what you have to do is play a random bitlife, and recreate what happens in bittlife into gacha, like this comment so he can seeeeeeee
Mother is a marriage counselor.
Father is *unknown.*
Well That’s a sign if I’ve ever seen one.
😂😂😂
(The blind old man seen you coming and ran away)
This just made my day 😂😂😂
Wow
Lol
Challenge idea:
Jesus Challenge!
Live in Jerusalem, Israel
Always do good things
Always forgive people
Give all of your money to your friends
If you see someone doing something bad, intervene
Be famous
Always sign up for religious churches if people come to your door
Die a horrible death and then be reborn
Edit: Guys, I know religion is a controversial topic, but I didn't mean to start World War 3!
@@kitty_es173 Thank you for the idea i used it in the comment!
this is a very good challenge
What’s the Jesus challenge?
That’s... religious
@@astroanimation3146 no he didn't
Bijuu Mike: Hey guys Bijuu mike here
Autocaptions: Hey guys Beachy Bike here
it does say that! (I tried it)
Same
That happened on my computer
I now see where he gets his intro ideas from
*BEACHY BIKE*
It's sad how characters that you only use for an hour on a game can be rich, while I'm over here not even having 50 cents.
Oof
Don't worry you have your 50 likes to keep you warm
Well tak can't have it all
Am I spelling your name right why is it upside down
an hour in game must be 40 years or something
@@KURDTC0BAlN nah nah nah, 546,729 years
2:59
"She slipped away in her life, after living an extraordinary life."
👍
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
The best line in the whole game
Sam Taylor LOL
Yeah unless he was partly or mostly blind it wouldn’t make sense. Definitely the best line
"Why would you have a room in your house with no Windows"
Bijuu has windows in his bathroom confirmed
Edit: alot of people don't seem to understand the joke i know people have Windows in the bathroom but it's ironic because Bijuu doesn't we saw that in the video where he dress up as dantdm.
ROCKET PUPPY lol that’s what I was thinking
ROCKET PUPPY don’t most people??? 😱
You mean you don't?
ROCKET PUPPY I have a window in my bathroom, but it’s blurry
ROCKET PUPPY
I mean dont u have windows in jr bathroom tf?
3:00 so are we just gonna ignore that he said
“she slipped away in her life, after living an extraordinary life”?
*it was quiet in my house*
the intro scared me
thanx! UwU
lol
“Doing what it takes to be popular”
Bijuu: *DRESSES AS NATSUKI*
im sorry i had to
Me: *trying to find a game to play on roblox*
Mike: *uploads*
Me: BYE BYE ROBLOX..
OOF
@@simpleedits3188 OOF
Keep the oof going
A dude in my class emailed us a survey to see if Roblox hide and seek was a sport (The whole school) .The comments are funny.
@@naelie2288 I want to meet this guy.
OOF
*Almost 2k videos*
*Almost 2M subs*
What a coincidence
Not really
@@senan1476 ikr
Will Bijuu’s Ipad work?
*FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!*
😂😂😂
Hahahahahahaa fart lmafo billie eilish
The drug/Alcoholic addict challenge.
*Must take whatever drug or alcoholic beverage the game gives u
*if u go to jail u MUST escape
*you may have children but u MUST have a bad relationship
*u may have pets but u MUST have a bad relationship
*with every relationship with a partner(wife/husband) u may only talk to the once every 3 years.
Edit:
*Always ask for money from whoever u can until u can't anymore
Idk if this challenge was already made but this crossed my mind while watching this vid
CapricornQueenie please use YOU not U.
No Name Please start a sentence with a upper case letter.
ReRe.Vibes no because there is already one. “R”eRe.Vibes no because there is already one
ReRe.Vibes are you dumb or something?
@@xxrihannaxx7728 - "Upper case" is one word. Uppercase.
YAY! You are the first person to make a video about the new fame update! :) Well if you went to college for music, that will help you. :)
"I'm just waiting for her to be kidnapped though."
ROFL! I love this fame update!!! :)
Joke!
Don't fart in a Apple store.
Beacouse they don't have Windows
5:51
Hahahaha
😂😂😂
Lol
1 minute ago Squad you here?
Cuz I spend every minute waiting for you to post Mike your funny content 😊
Mhm I'm here
TheFashionableGamer lol
Me
Im the 10sec ago squad, not flexing
I'm here
0:50
are we just gonna ignore the fact that bitlife just called out lori loughlin ???
-no we are not we are going to not going to ignore it- yes we are
I love it when he tries to explain that most people find it shameful when he can’t speak
I think they got the "Bride College" from Olivia Jade Situation 😂
I was watching Gacha Mike.... ya know him?
Eh
Probably not
Twobroschillininahottub Fivefeetapartcustherenotgay oh I doooo!!!!!!
They're enemies, how could he not know him lol, and Bijuu Mike is always copying Gacha Mike's hair 😂
@@Electronnic no no no, gacha mike is the one who copied bijuu mike.
@@hazelnut_dreams we'll see about that lol
@@Electronnic ua-cam.com/video/a8jhEHpiJv8/v-deo.html
There's my proof
3:00 "She slipped away in her life, after living an extraordinary life."
-Bijuu Mike 2019
The ransom kidnapping thing happened to me when I was famous 😂 I called the cops my girlfriend disappeared
3:01 "She slipped away in her life after living an extraordinary life"
I'm dead😂
10:16
*He Forgot To Censor It D:
well, tbh, it's not really him. 🤷♀️
it's his editor, but ig that means the editor forgot to censor a lot of things.
i wouldn't really mind this if i were you, just because kids may be watching this (and this is a family-friendly channel), they couldn't possibly know what it is and indeed if they do, then they're probably already mature enough to handle it.
Are you f****** serious you can just stop at the time at 10:12 dummy
I mean you should stop the time at 10:16 but nothing happened you dumb s***
OHHHH NOOO. Whatever shall we do.. The editor forgot to censor the word... It's the END OF THE WORLD.....
Really?
Come on, your gonna get upset over that?
Still monetised
The grudge girl is in my tOiLeT?!?
(I dont have windows in my BATHROOM)
Sarah Stivers same
Sarah Stivers i do but it's super high up
Mike, you're right. You most likely know the term "Voice Box" which is just another way of saying Larynx. The more you know
3:00 She slipped away it her sleep, not life, Bijuu!
Bjiuu Mike: why would you have a windowless room in your house.?
Me: ummmm.. . The bathroom.. . Duh
my bathroom has a window next to the bath lolololol
I play Will My IPad Work everyday.
My school uses them.
It gets so bad that I'd rather just use paper.
.. comments 8.. *sees no comments* 2 views... 40 likes.. yep!! UA-cam is drunk
Pinetree😏
Hi dippy boy!!!! 💛💛💙💙
Dipper watches Bijuu mike confirmed
UA-cam is always drunk XD
Yesterday it said forty comments but I saw none
Mike: famous people are not smart
*Morgen Freeman has entered the chat*
BitLife: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable in windowless rooms.
Me: every room in my house has a window, even the bathroom!
The shy and nice challenge
1. Don't have exotic pets , or big dogs.
2. If someone assaulted , bullied or injured you forgive them or do nothing about it
3. Be nice with everyone
4. You need to spend time with every person you know more than 3 times per year
Bijuu spends probs a day making these amazing thumbnails
Edit:like if you like his thumbnails
4:31
Bijuu: *”POOPOO”*
Me: *Offense noises*
What are things that can make me become famous in BitLife?
I have a idea for a challenge
Here are the rules it’s called the Cinderella challenge
1. Have two kids
2.be very rich
2. Treat one kid like a princess and one like a maid
3. When you die go to the kid you treated very poorly and make her have the best life
Please try it
I turned on captions and here's what I got:
*_Hey guys beachy bike here_*
I was a famous prom star until 78, who then posed nude until I died at 98 from old age with $14 million dollars and 17 kids who got none of my money.
Well, if my loved one was kidnapped, I'll just find them. Duh.😑
Dude that's if I have/had a Loved one
@@natelampman9633 Yo, honestly, same dude.
Bitlife challenge:
Nerd:
1. Only care about your smarts, nothing else
2. Never go out somewhere, you need to get smarter
3. Have a job that is considered smart by most.
4. Go to the library atleast 4 times a year (you can go to the library with 13 the first time as far as I know)
5. Never do something like playing the lottery or something.
6. If someone close to you dies, don't go to their funeral, unless you get money, and go to the library instead.
7. Extra challenge: Get a networth over 1.5million
"Wanting attention seems like a cat thing so I'm gonna *_YELL AT HER"_*
I love how they added bribe a college official after Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman got in trouble for bribing college officials.
Nobody:
Bijuus subtitles: Hey guys BEACHY BIKE here
Do the mr Iran’s challenge the rules are
1. You must always do stuff if it has money involved
2. You can never give/risk losing your money ( gamble if you must)
3. You can never be more than 5 years in debt
4. You must die with a least 20 million dollars
5. If you steal from people you must take everything
6. You must have no girlfriends interact with women in general
7. You must adopt a girl and name it pearl and give it little attention
8. You can only as a job do stuff in the food industry
I really hope you see this I love this game and your one of my favorite UA-cam channels
Me: *gets a notification*
Me: *sees it's bijuu mike*
Me: *also sees its bitlife*
Me: oh come on! I'm not that into bitlife but it's bijuu mike and if I miss this episode then ....
*SCREW ME*
*you missed last episode?*
*b l a m e t h e d e l-*
*no screw you.*
"She tasted like oil"
Bijuu: Is she a car?
Me (+maybe other Queen fans): I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAR!!!!
“I did it...in a very shameful way” lmao😂😂😂😂
Thank you for continuing to be funny and a good youtuber. I am depressed at times and you help. Thanks a lot.
Yay you’re the best it is so awesome when you make a video and make my day better thank you 😊
Theres something I would say, being a famous reporter is the best of all, it's satisfying to be, because it doesn't require looks so no risks on plastic surgeries
I am waiting for a year now
CONTINUE PLAYING ANGELS OF DEATH! PLSSSS! I love this series!
0:55 "would you bribe a college official if it meant your kid got into college?"
*Lori Loughlin has left the chat*
Android: I Am Jealous Of You IOS
IOS: You Have A Cool Name
(Looks To Bijuu)
IOS: What Are You Jealous Of
Bijuu: My Bike
Android: I Beat Your Bike Here
Bijuu: -_-
Until Galaxy releases a Foldy Tablet!
My cat actually drinks milk occasionally and is pretty healthy. Once every week or two I treat my cat to a small amount of lactose free milk and he really enjoys it. I know it’s not the best for them though so I don’t do it too much. As far as I was aware, a small amount of milk is not damaging for cats, especially if it’s lactose free.
Bijuu Mike: Those signs don't make any sense!
Me: I'm 12 and I've never failed any of the test on BitLife...
You can get a degree in music when you go to University, then apply for the job apprentice music composer. Keep posting on social media while you have this job and you should gain followers. Also work hard every year and you’ll get pay raises. I made 1.4k a year doing this.
I really wish the devs would just copy-paste the code over to Android. T-T
When I’m watching this video you do have 2M! Congratulations bijuu!
Pfhhhf, 2 million subs? I got 145, beat that...
_Wait-_
another seven deadly sins fan xD
no hate I love tsds too
I have one lol
that moment when you have an android so you're still waiting for the pet update while ios gets 2-3 updates already
I know right it sucks
Lol, I had subtitles on and instead of bijuu mike it said beachy bike
Normal update on game: Bug fixes, new level
Bitlife:wHAt wOuLD yOU dO iF yOuR lOVer WAs kIDDnaPeD aNd hEld fOr rANsOM??
I think Bijuu Mike should reupload this video because, he forgot to censor the P word at 9:25 ;-;.
i get that you're young and i dont know which your to use, but editing is a hard thing and ine little mistake isn't enough to make him re upload
@@nickilittle2658 lol yeah people these days are sensitive cowards
I was drinking my juice until I got a notification that Bijuu mike posted a new video and I spit my juice out ( some came out my nose and it hurted 😂😂)
I'm living my best life by watching bijuu Mike 😁
I have a challenge
its called The selfish challenge (You need to be any gender with looks 7)
(1) Always ignore
(2) Complain
(3) Be straight
(4)Reject everyone
(5) Get a job
(6) Adopt a kid if you want One..
This is a celebrity video. I got a Simon Cowell advert 😂
Bitlife anime challange:
-Create and live a characters life as if they were the character you have chosen.
Rules:
•You cannot do anything that is not canon. This includes relationships and careers, all of them need to things the character has done.
- He has to have relationships with whoever the character has been romantically involved with, if applicable, before death.
-If the character falls into dept, when your chosen character isn't in dept, then you lose.
-If your chosen anime character is too young to have a career and such then you have to choose career or school paths that he or she would likely choose.
You don't have almost 2000 Videos.
You have almost 1686 Videos!
I was playing bit life, and there was bjiuu Mike car shop thing :)
DEMONitesed
Because demonetization is the devil of youtube
Bijuu mike: why do you have a ROOM in your house without Windows. Me: bathroom?
THEN DAMN BIKES
🔥🚲
OMG the bitlifes life was the same birthday as my moms! That’s so cool! Btw great vid lol
Your the best
Subtitles: hi guys beachy bike here-
Me: scrub of the month? Lol I doubt it.
BEAT YO BIKE you offended meeeee My kangaroo beat my bike so now I am offended
You should do a pet challenge, but all exotic pets. Rules:
-All exotic pets
-Spend time with them twice a year and get them the best stuff.
-Reward them for being bad.
-When one dies immediately get another.
-Send time only with them, no people.
Omg he put bah Bahbie (I think that’s how you spell it) in the thumbnail 😂
*Bhad Bhabie*
*BHAD BHABIE*
"So, your name is ugly??"
*"It's pronounced oo-glay"*
I'm commenting on every bijuu mike video until he pins me😊
the same for "rip tide"
*DAY 1*
It’s been a year. Did he ever pin you? 😂😂
@@coniloreen
Oh shit, I didnt even remember typing this lol
Bruh I don't even remember if I continued after day 2
@@coniloreen
No he didn't but I got a few hearts
@@just-A.randomdude well that’s good enough 😂
Prospective client: Who is your son's father?
Mom: Uhhhh
Prospective client: Yeah, i think we will be going with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE.
lar·ynx
/ˈleriNGks/
noun
ANATOMY
the hollow muscular organ forming an air passage to the lungs and holding the vocal cords in humans and other mammals; the voice box.
"who has a room in there house with no windows?!"
*me looking at my bathroom*
"uhmmm..."
*raises hand slowly*
HELLO BEACHY MIKE! how u doing? im fine.
I love captions it said beachy bike
3rd but 1st in comments
Edit:10sec ago
Nice
UA-cam: Okay Bijuu, how many more times are you going to upload BitLife videos?
Bijuu Mike: *yes.*
Commenting on every single bijuu mike video until he pins me
Day 1
want me to join you?
YE
T h a n k
OK I'll include your user name in my comments too if thats OK😊
Oki
I don’t even have my license but I pass all my driving tests in bitlife
since u have an obsession with bikes now I have decided to call u Bijuu bike
I'm in my windowless bathroom right now and i've been terrified of the grudge girl since elementary school😭 it's also 3am and I have to run into my room in the darkness.
Sincerely, scared 22 year old girl.
YESSS BITLIFE!
i had an exam today, this is just what i needed!
also, have you gotten the may akibento box yet? im getting one for my birthday (may 13th) and i want to know whats in it omggg, the fact it has my favorite anime is killing me
rip
276 views and it was out for three minutes, WOWOWOWOW! Keep up the good work!
*Cat drinks chocolate milk.*
Mike: “Well, if you didn’t know, cats DIE if they drink milk.”
Me: So close.
Bijuu Mike *whispering* "are they gone? okay.... POOPOO!! 💩
I was dying! 😂
bijuu: why would you have a room in your house with no rooms?
me: bathrooms.
Bijuuuuuuuuuu, I has a "challenge", it's called Bitlife to Gacha, what you have to do is play a random bitlife, and recreate what happens in bittlife into gacha, like this comment so he can seeeeeeee