Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #18

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  • @pyingst
    @pyingst 3 роки тому +5102

    Years ago Mike and Jay realized they had the same imaginary friend. After a magical night of sculpting him out of Star Wars figurines and leftover sandwich meats, Rich Evans came to life and now brings joy to us all!

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +129

      Much better than Rem Lazar's origin story. That'll give you nightmares well into your adult therapy sessions.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 роки тому +109

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs what "adult therapy" actually is: therapy for adults as opposed to children
      what my brain immediately assumed "adult therapy" is: sexy therapy

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 3 роки тому +65

      Now THAT’S an origin story!
      I bet Rem Lazar hasn’t even appeared on Ellen.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +13

      @@AuDHDarling Well, there is such a thing as "sexual healing", so you do you.

    • @kenneththeakkadian
      @kenneththeakkadian 3 роки тому +1

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs p

  • @Ian.420
    @Ian.420 4 роки тому +2772

    Rem Lezar feels like the strangest adaptation of a H.P Lovecraft story ever. Two children have the same dream and immediately decide "WE MUST BUILD HIM".

    • @fadelpw511
      @fadelpw511 3 роки тому +33

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    • @avery9076
      @avery9076 3 роки тому +238

      "From some place, not from outer space but some place even higher"
      Rem Lazar is some kind of R'lyehian demon from another realm.

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 3 роки тому +54

      @@avery9076 Rem Lazar is a dmt elf CONFIRMED

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom 3 роки тому +37

      This is more similar to Clive Barker

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 3 роки тому +7

      @@wmwinterbottom I haven't read any clive barker. Sounds cool, where should i start?

  • @retrojustice9319
    @retrojustice9319 5 років тому +4635

    Rem Lezar will return in Avengers: Endgame

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 5 років тому +59

      He's mysterio

    • @cake6476
      @cake6476 5 років тому +107

      It's all part of the Rem Lezar Cinematic Universe

    • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
      @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 5 років тому +54

      He can be the one who solves everything rather than Captain Marvel. I would pay to see that.

    • @johnjack2260
      @johnjack2260 5 років тому +53

      He will come again

    • @techerino
      @techerino 5 років тому +30

      That's really weird cause I thought Rem Lezar was DC

  • @sirc150
    @sirc150 4 роки тому +2463

    Is nobody going to bring up that Rem Lezar is also the cop at the end.... which adds a whole new layer of symbolism and confusion to the plot...

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +399

      Through the power of 🌈imagination🌈, you can manifest blue-haired replicas of your local law enforcement

    • @GiroKuluBOWSER
      @GiroKuluBOWSER 4 роки тому +119

      Oh my god good catch, how did I never realized this in all my rewatches

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 4 роки тому +126

      Rich did seem to point it out, but it went unnoticed

    • @sillykola50
      @sillykola50 3 роки тому +47

      The cop could have masqueraded as him the whole time. Oh no.

    • @sebastianlanga1963
      @sebastianlanga1963 3 роки тому +72

      Is that where the thin blue line comes from? Is the line made of blue hair dye?

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 5 років тому +1172

    Rem Lezar sounds like the name of a director whose movies constantly show up on Best of the Worst.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 5 років тому +23

      It sounds like a director pseudonym like Alan Smithee.

    • @zawarudo58
      @zawarudo58 5 років тому +4

      Scott Potago

    • @dompedro2524
      @dompedro2524 5 років тому +45

      Or an actor, Robert Z'Dar

    • @FYCY
      @FYCY 5 років тому +1

      I like your MMD videos you did awhile back.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 Місяць тому

      But it doesn’t sound Italian? Or like an American Pervert? (I.e Donald Farmer)

  • @gzozgo
    @gzozgo 5 років тому +1613

    If Rich Evans were born in pre-industrial times, then instead of an internet superstar he would be a shaman.

    • @duck636
      @duck636 4 роки тому +60

      Or a meal

    • @binglebop5877
      @binglebop5877 3 роки тому +24

      Hollywood superstar*

    • @ChrisAce117
      @ChrisAce117 3 роки тому +3

      Or one of the stooges

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 3 роки тому +116

      He's a carpenter who predicts the future and suffers for us. Think about it.

    • @dickthegimp4280
      @dickthegimp4280 3 роки тому +24

      If Rich Evans was born 2021 years ago he'd be a carpenter and get crucified for all our sins.

  • @jarretsvids669
    @jarretsvids669 5 років тому +3299

    “Part of the joy that I get from this boy” sounds like an unfortunate lyric from The Nightman Cometh episode of Its Always Sunny

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ 5 років тому +244

      The Rem Lezar Cometh

    • @ナナカマド-j3r
      @ナナカマド-j3r 4 роки тому +108

      TheBrianJ Not without the Quixotic Medallion he doesn’t!

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 4 роки тому +144

      Rem Lazar does look somewhat like Dennis if you squint a little.

    • @jarretsvids669
      @jarretsvids669 4 роки тому +43

      Ciaran Statham You’re so right it’s actually scary

    • @seanwilkinson1679
      @seanwilkinson1679 4 роки тому +3

      TheBrianJ q on q

  • @GRAHFXENO
    @GRAHFXENO 4 роки тому +4266

    It would have been funnier if Rem Lazar ended with a cop showing up and Rem is sitting there with two mannequin children

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 4 роки тому +319

      Now that is brilliant. He’s dressed in rags with broken bottles of booze strewn about.

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 роки тому +152

      Well, sounds like it's time for a fan film.

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT 4 роки тому +139

      Or there could have just been graffiti on the wall the read 'Rem was here.' Or better yet, 'Rem Came.'

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 4 роки тому +29

      Hmm... that would be subverting our expectations.

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 роки тому +40

      @@CaptainPRESIDENT "I Come More" signed, Rem Lezar

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 5 років тому +3863

    I'm increasingly convinced that Mike was never a child - a cloud made from the disappointment and cynicism of a million wasted lives combined with Rich's imaginary friend, thus his tormentor came into being.

    • @INSEIKYU01
      @INSEIKYU01 4 роки тому +101

      Perfect pitch for dark comedy 🤣🤣

    • @adarg2
      @adarg2 4 роки тому +206

      This is just the cruelty that living in Wisconsin inspires.

    • @sirp0p0
      @sirp0p0 4 роки тому +119

      Rich was actually a Ghostbuster and Mike is the form of the destructor.

    • @sandpaperseat3228
      @sandpaperseat3228 4 роки тому +33

      Rich comes to Mike and jay in their dreams

    • @reverendray3036
      @reverendray3036 4 роки тому +25

      this comment is greatly under appreciated and i am puzzled by your username being two hashtags. 10/10

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 3 роки тому +2255

    Rem = REM sleep, specifically referencing the act of Dreaming.
    Le = The
    Zar = Tsar, or Czar meaning Leader, or even King.
    Rem Lezar is the King of Dreams.

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 3 роки тому +123

      Underrated comment.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 3 роки тому +195

      Holy fuck you cracked the code

    • @xhappybunnyx
      @xhappybunnyx 2 роки тому +86

      a million blessings to you; it was under our noses this whole time and I'm finally satisfied with this explanation

    • @hibber25
      @hibber25 2 роки тому +137

      I refuse to believe this amount of thought was put into this goofy dude's name.

    • @theangrycowb0y
      @theangrycowb0y 2 роки тому +21

      Damn... And I thought for sure Mike was right and it was an anagram for Rear Zeal M(mmmmm...)

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 5 років тому +1525

    The how-to video on plants sounds like something out of a cartoon. You know, like when a character needs to know how to do something for a very specific situation, and immediately stumbles across a how-to book on that exact subject, complete with a title that describes the exact situation they're in.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 роки тому +83

      "...this sort of thing is totally my bag... baby."

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 4 роки тому +9

      That's pretty much how original mobile suit gundam went

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 4 роки тому +65

      @@planescaped yeah. That would be a joke that a show like that, or SpongeBob, or really any of those types of cartoons would make and it would fit well. Heifer accidentally steals a big truck full of plants and pawns it off on Rocko, then the plot of the episode is him trying to figure out what to do with them. It shows Rocko either flipping thru a book called that or he pulls out that video tape off his shelf and says "It's about time I watch this."

    • @somebuddyX
      @somebuddyX 3 роки тому +3

      The Joy of Cooking Millhouse

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 3 роки тому +2

      @@LonerWithBoner03 tvf at least amuro is literally the creators dad, makes sense the how to manual would be kept near the gundam too lmao

  • @LIES666
    @LIES666 4 роки тому +1730

    I hate when I go to the park to hook up with dudes and they keep telling me "Hey I just came here to worship Satan".

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +181

      Hail Satan, no homo

    • @craigdohmen2648
      @craigdohmen2648 4 роки тому +93

      And sing some doo-wop.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 4 роки тому +13

      Dude, that first video is such frigging bullshit. None of that shit happens. When someone sees a pentagram drawn anywhere it's usually an edgy teen that did it. Not *actual fucking Satanists.* These ultra Christian weirdos fall for that crap. Poop like that drives me insane.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 4 роки тому +89

      @@johnt.campbell316 Yeah, I've been in law enforcement for 24 years and never seen any real Satan worshipping stuff. Like you said, anyone who draws that stuff is just trying to get a rise out of people. None of them are actual Satanists. I am proud to say I did see Surviving Edged Weapons in a training class one time a long time ago. It was great when the guys reviewed it.

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 4 роки тому +35

      ​@@genxer1 So what you're saying is real Satanic criminals are too clever to be caught.

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives 5 років тому +1000

    On one hand I'm happy Rem Lezar was such a great time.
    On the other hand i've got 1000 plants just sitting here in my house next to the Walmart so I'm a little sad you skipped it.

    • @carzyturtle2037
      @carzyturtle2037 4 роки тому +8

      Same but we also have a Lowe’s on the other side

  • @OneEyed_
    @OneEyed_ 5 років тому +763

    Josh is the one who chose rem lazar instead of some random ass selling plants video
    He's the hero we didn't know we needed

    • @E-Chap
      @E-Chap 5 років тому +26

      I was hoping for that damn plant video.

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 5 років тому +10

      Dammit I want to know about the plant video.

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 5 років тому +2248

    I hope one day we get to see "How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants from Home, Even if Your House is Surrounded by Huge Discount Stores and Home Improvement Stores"

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 років тому +112

      That's all I wanted to see

    • @mewtastic2409
      @mewtastic2409 4 роки тому +22

      Someday

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +146

      I wanted to see "Chickens gone WILD"

    • @cwookdev
      @cwookdev 4 роки тому +126

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken YOU would

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 4 роки тому +12

      I was honestly excited about that one!

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 4 роки тому +233

    The actor who played Rem Lezar also played the policeman at the end. It's the only double-casting in the film. Much like the rest of the film, I have no idea what to make of that.

  • @Lewrid
    @Lewrid 5 років тому +628

    god I love it when Mike says "You're being a cynic Jay, this is magical."

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +66

      For someone who looks/sounds so world weary, Mike can be shockingly innocent and wholesome at times

  • @big_pingu
    @big_pingu 5 років тому +2473

    9/11 was a remjob

  • @Dice_SA
    @Dice_SA 5 років тому +1900

    It's taken me 4 re-watches to notice the joke at 45:16 where they compliment the shirt Mike is wearing, which is the exact same shirt they mocked Jay for wearing in the previous episode.

    • @strawberrylotlizard
      @strawberrylotlizard 4 роки тому +86

      @@janesmith1840 were getting to FNAF level of lore here

    • @choosybeggar3309
      @choosybeggar3309 4 роки тому +29

      Strange enough i came to make this same remark and of all the comments this one came up. Weird.

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 4 роки тому +97

      Jay was about to start crying lol

    • @rabbithaver
      @rabbithaver 4 роки тому +118

      there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

    • @tommyc4641
      @tommyc4641 4 роки тому +5

      @@toufiq309 it really does look like that 😬

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 3 роки тому +906

    Just realized Courtney Kernaghan who played the girl passed away in 2017 at 40 years...and on a obituary site Rem Lezar posted: "The highest point of imagination is love." 😢

    • @themilanguy1
      @themilanguy1 3 роки тому +210

      the highest point of imagination is the world trade center

    • @motherofthetans
      @motherofthetans 3 роки тому +206

      That's actually really touching and sweet and I'm honestly tearing up a little bit ❤️

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 3 роки тому +92

      What you serious? :’( I remember when I first watched stuff on Rem Lazar back in 2014 when i discovered this film. I looked to see what the cast were doing those days and she was still living in nyc at the time. Didn’t know she died that’s so sad, 40 is young too :(

    • @MoocowLuau
      @MoocowLuau 3 роки тому +161

      if you read the comments on the American Rickshaw episode, apparently Mulcahy (who plays Rem) is a very kind man. i think that's exemplary of what i think Rem Lazar was SUPPOSED to represent but they garfed it completely

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 3 роки тому +55

      Reports say she died from Ovarian Cancer and had been sick since 2014.

  • @Behon
    @Behon 5 років тому +809

    Rem Lazar was already a BOTW all-timer, and then THAT happened.

    • @GusselSprout
      @GusselSprout 5 років тому +140

      Nothing wins the guys over like 9/11!

    • @JigglePhysics3000
      @JigglePhysics3000 5 років тому +59

      Surviving Edged Weapons is still better, and so is S.O.S.

    • @deluxegolem4012
      @deluxegolem4012 5 років тому +46

      kledo5778 agreed but damn Rem Lezar is a close third

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 5 років тому +23

      Does anybody see a resemblance between Rem Lazar and Logan Paul, or is it just me?

    • @jeremyclements6906
      @jeremyclements6906 5 років тому +45

      REM LEZAR is like a real life version of THE NIGHTMAN COMETH.

  • @danc6167
    @danc6167 5 років тому +537

    "Rem Lazar is coming" killed me. The only downside was that Rich made the joke so I didn't get to hear him laugh hysterically about it

    • @DDCCP1999
      @DDCCP1999 5 років тому +9

      Dan Cooper Rich’s laugh gives me life. He is the purest form of happiness.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 5 років тому +1710

    Rem Lazar could have been an amazing horror film about two psychic kids who create a tulpa from their shared visions and give form to a malevolent entity who craves more and more power. At the end it is destroyed on 9/11.

    • @sevenofcrows7
      @sevenofcrows7 5 років тому +93

      At the very least an interesting episode of supernatural.

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment 5 років тому +111

      I KNOW WHAT A TULPA IS, SO I CLAAAAAAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT!

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 5 років тому +12

      Can we please have this? There is so much potential

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 5 років тому +13

      I'm stealing your story idea. Thanks!

    • @ZetsubouJohnny
      @ZetsubouJohnny 5 років тому +14

      SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A FILM CREW

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 4 роки тому +951

    Imagine Freddy Kruegar trapped in a Rem Lezar dream.

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 4 роки тому +170

      Unstoppable force vs Immovable Object

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 4 роки тому +72

      "Freddy Kruegar, you are my friend!"

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 3 роки тому +63

      He has to fly a passenger jet into the World Trade Centers to get out

    • @autobotlaserbolt2128
      @autobotlaserbolt2128 3 роки тому +54

      When Freddy has nightmares he sees Rem Lezar, a being who can put the fear of God in him. Hence, why Freddy never sleeps.

    • @movietvjunkie
      @movietvjunkie 3 роки тому +5

      I just spit take reading this and rich predicting 9/11 omg I needed that so bad ty all

  • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
    @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 5 років тому +1389

    Rem Lezar gives off the same vibes as The Night Man Cometh from It's Always Sunny.

    • @ChuckPalomo
      @ChuckPalomo 5 років тому +51

      You think the director of Rem Lazar got fondled by his uncle when he was a kid? cause that would make perfect sense.

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 5 років тому +99

      You gotta pay the toll troll to get into Rem Lezar’s hole.

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 5 років тому +9

      @@irishmanrants89 Soul! To get in his soul..

    • @MRWhoreoscope
      @MRWhoreoscope 5 років тому +8

      Rem Lezar is basically the good Night Man.

    • @BRAINFOXINFINITE
      @BRAINFOXINFINITE 5 років тому +8

      @TexMechs He doesn't need them. The ties to 9/11 are all he needs to get gasps out of the audience.

  • @Ekybob_Plays
    @Ekybob_Plays 5 років тому +1630

    Mike seems pretty sharp with his dosage knowledge for tranquilising women.

    • @notthisuniverse
      @notthisuniverse 5 років тому +206

      Mike Stoklasa is his alter ego, Harry Plinkett is his true identity and perversion his registered profession

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 5 років тому +41

      Trial and error.

    • @michaeldiekmann6494
      @michaeldiekmann6494 5 років тому +10

      Learned it from Rich who worked as a nurse in a school....telling him all about dosage and body mass.

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 5 років тому +48

      well he did watch how to seduce women through hypnosis (written by bill cosby)

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 4 роки тому +9

      What do you think all the acetone is for?

  • @MarleyCarl
    @MarleyCarl 5 років тому +2990

    On IMBD under the trivia for this it says “Rem Lazar is responsible for 9/11” 😂😂😂

    • @matthewcornish3086
      @matthewcornish3086 5 років тому +220

      Did anyone else notice that the cop that walks in on the kids with the mannequin is actually the actor who plays Rem Lezar?

    • @elzi8391
      @elzi8391 4 роки тому +78

      @@matthewcornish3086 oh god i'm re-watching it now and YEP IT IS. wow. i have no words.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +30

      Matthew Cornish that's... actually kinda cool that you caught that.

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 4 роки тому +83

      @@matthewcornish3086 Rich points it out. 'Rem Lezar cop.'

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому +30

      From here to Vinesauce, I'm starting to unironically love Rem Lezar.

  • @aedof
    @aedof Рік тому +412

    "The power of imagination brought down the tow- I mean, I guess that's kinda true."
    Jay's line at 41:38 is terribly underappreciated.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +20

      It's pretty deep when you stip and think about it. A religion, which is basically just imagination, motivated a group of people to commit an act that most would not and could not pull off. So yeah, imagination brought down the twin towers.

    • @xxWoebiexx
      @xxWoebiexx Рік тому +40

      @@mrscruffles801 That's the joke.

    • @Kozmokast
      @Kozmokast Рік тому +24

      @@mrscruffles801 Thank you for explaining the joke in the most Redditor way possible.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +7

      @@Kozmokast (Tips fedora at you)

    • @DanielDavidAllenChannel
      @DanielDavidAllenChannel Рік тому +1

      ​@@mrscruffles801 M'Lettermedia

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 5 років тому +740

    "How come we can't get away from 9/11" - Rich Evans, 2016

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 5 років тому +12

      ross blair wasn’t that a wheel episode with the mushroom obsessed man and exploding varmints? I just remember Rich saying “soup will cure everything except AIIIDDDS”

  • @WomenRespecter9000
    @WomenRespecter9000 5 років тому +3270

    I've never observed more genuine terror then when Mike realized his joke about the Twin Towers was the actual plot.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому +279

      The shock in his "Oh God!" tells all.

    • @Satchel_Charge__
      @Satchel_Charge__ 4 роки тому +414

      It was Rich's joke but yes lmfao

    • @lockerpaint2955
      @lockerpaint2955 4 роки тому +103

      He honestly, and I mean this with all sincerity, looks like he's getting a sudden PTSD flashback

    • @fgsfdsmonkey
      @fgsfdsmonkey 4 роки тому +24

      cursed moment

    • @b3b3j4y
      @b3b3j4y 4 роки тому +172

      is mike that much of an alpha that when rich makes a joke, it gets credited to mike

  • @wesa514
    @wesa514 5 років тому +299

    I go to a local horror movie convention and they have a screening room where they play old horror movies and random crazy shit. One of the screenings I sat in on was Rem Lezar. The guy screening it was super enthusiastic about sharing it's crazy with other people. Good times.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 років тому +27

      "I couldn't get Nightmare on Elm Street, but this is close enough."

    • @stranger59
      @stranger59 5 років тому +11

      Was the guy screening it Rem Lezar?

  • @JamesHendersonVideo
    @JamesHendersonVideo 2 роки тому +118

    I can't say how many times I've come back to this specific episode. It's such a comfort watch

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 5 років тому +417

    Friendly reminder that Rich build a whole table with only his hands and a pacman tshirt with no pants

    • @davidcurtis7236
      @davidcurtis7236 5 років тому +4

      Only because he doesn't have a real job, and besides that he only accomplished this because he was drunk on Mike's beer.

    • @pkunkbwok
      @pkunkbwok 5 років тому +42

      why would his tshirt wear pants

    • @philipthedude
      @philipthedude 5 років тому +12

      You misspelled folding chable 😏

    • @rogaldorn7407
      @rogaldorn7407 5 років тому +10

      @@davidcurtis7236 Imagine stopping at a toll booth and Rich Evans demands exact change only.

  • @kwansa99
    @kwansa99 5 років тому +498

    Drunk Josh vs. contrarian Mike has to be de best thing ever in wheel of the worst lmfao

    • @CasinoQueenScotland
      @CasinoQueenScotland 5 років тому +38

      I actually felt kinda bad for Mike by the end, he really got piled on and looked pretty bummed out. Aaaaarguably deserved it, though...?

    • @seanflamand8354
      @seanflamand8354 5 років тому +28

      Nothing to do with Josh is the best part of anything

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 років тому +63

      WOMANpukumaru thank you! I love ‘em all for different reasons. Jack’s hysterical whenever he gets drunk enough, he becomes extremely cynical but with an ear-to-ear grin. Jay likes to reference movies he knows no one’s ever heard of. Mike is just Captain Wisconsin8s secret identity. Josh gets enjoyably energetic and has the best “Oh fuck please no” type reactions. And of course, Rich is just a gift from above.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 5 років тому +15

      RLM Civil War

  • @peterampee-kleisius
    @peterampee-kleisius 5 років тому +483

    Anagrams for "Creating Rem Lezar": "Canalize Mr. Regret", "Recreating Mr. Zeal", "Malice Grazer Rent", "Miracle Grater Zen", "Crazier Angel Term", "Carrel Germane Zit"

    • @mythbusterfanatic
      @mythbusterfanatic 5 років тому +53

      Crazier angel term might actually be what the film is about.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 роки тому +40

      I joined a Star Wars rpg group a few months ago and named my character Rem Lezar. Malice Grazer Rent sounds like an awesome name for a Star Wars villain.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 роки тому +18

      @@janesmith1840 Someone must have used that before, right? In some expanded universe novel or videogame or something.
      "Did you ever read the fan-fiction of Darth Malice the Badass? It's not a story George Lucas would tell you..."

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +11

      McAnalizer regret

    • @johnplaysgames3120
      @johnplaysgames3120 4 роки тому +45

      A few more Creating Rem Lezar anagrams for the pile: "Erect Zinger Alarm," "Centralize Mr. Rage," "German Zit Clearer," "Errant Eczema Girl," "Zing Rectal Reamer," "Mein Rectal Grazer," "Zit Enlarger Cream," "Crater Glaze Miner," "General Trim Craze."

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper 4 роки тому +286

    Gotta say, Rem Lazar has a pretty solid singing voice

    • @achtee
      @achtee 4 роки тому +13

      “You’re a lose cannon father, turn in your badge, gun, and holy water”

    • @markferraresi8789
      @markferraresi8789 3 роки тому +50

      The actor was apparently a professional musician. He's done interviews for other online shows talking about Rem Lezar.

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 Рік тому +4

      @@markferraresi8789 It was from those interviews I learned he used to be the guy singing in some Snickers commercials. And I always thought that guy had a voice that was way better than you'd expect in such a thing

  • @dumat100
    @dumat100 5 років тому +411

    Mike heard the word "Sysco" and didn't make a Star Trek reference. The end times are truly near.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 5 років тому +36

      I here you, buddy...😎

    • @gaergrim
      @gaergrim 5 років тому +29

      This episode was edited by Jay though, Mike probably did make a reference and Jay cut it...
      ...you stupid lobster!

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 5 років тому +3

      Kind of disappointed with him to be honest.

    • @mandycat8
      @mandycat8 5 років тому +1

      And near.

  • @xmojojoeox
    @xmojojoeox 5 років тому +284

    that is an illegal amount of acetone

  • @GanonsSpirit
    @GanonsSpirit 5 років тому +204

    Rem Lezar would make a good horror movie. It's about a being that goes into children's dreams and tells gets them to build a vessel for it to inhabit in the corporeal world.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 років тому +24

      Like *Freddy's Revenge,* but with pedophilia instead of homoeroticism.

    • @changerion9614
      @changerion9614 5 років тому +5

      It’s almost Lovecraftian.

  • @aurayafrost6253
    @aurayafrost6253 3 роки тому +192

    Rich calling the World Trade Centre plotline in Rem Lazar is forever my favourite redlettermedia moment

  • @nnthayer
    @nnthayer 5 років тому +657

    18:50
    Video: “Satan represents vengeance...”
    Mike: “Absolutely.”
    *Jay and Rich emit identical cackles*

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 4 роки тому +37

      They’re the demons he summoned. It all makes sense now

    • @AlL-tk6kw
      @AlL-tk6kw 4 роки тому +76

      @@toyotatacoma1616 it explains Jay's devilishly good looks and rich's enchanting siren tones

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 4 роки тому +6

      @@AlL-tk6kw Instead of the showbiz pizza bear not being there except for on the picture, it was Dick the birthday demon who wasn't there.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 4 роки тому +8

      Rich is the key to all this.

  • @WarGamerGirl
    @WarGamerGirl 5 років тому +646

    I think the new goal of Wheel of the Worst should be to take all the footage and re-cut it to make a narrative story.

    • @trnkabarfilm
      @trnkabarfilm 5 років тому +18

      Well forexample Everything is Terrible is doing exactly that in their movies.

    • @veinexesvideos9883
      @veinexesvideos9883 5 років тому +9

      Kinda like the McBain Movie from Simpsons

    • @ijmbvck
      @ijmbvck 5 років тому

      Would love to see that

    • @Frutknuck
      @Frutknuck 5 років тому

      @@trnkabarfilm DUANE!!!

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego 5 років тому +7

      Madman Mike Stoklasa tortures colleagues with awful VHS films for internet audience.

  • @huismands
    @huismands 5 років тому +125

    10/10 review of Rem Lazar on IMDB:
    *I was never sure what to say when people asked me what my favorite movie was, I mean there were lots of films I liked, but I always felt incomplete , different from the others because i had missed out on some major cinematic experience or something , that is until I popped in the tape and was introduced to my new best friend, and hero, Rem.*
    *The movie has it all, action, adventure, mullets, singing, dancing, a scary floating head, a creepy shack in the woods, unfit parents, sexual tension, and even a black guy.*
    *I am proud that this movie is not only a part of my collection, but rarely leaves the VCR itself. Its a great movie to watch on your own or with your friends, but if you watch it a lot on your own you may not have that many friends anyways. Thank you Phil W, for bringing such a wonderful gift into my life no i never had a friend like you!*
    I'm speechless

    • @zips2626
      @zips2626 5 років тому

      Pretty hilarious joke review. Give that man a medal

    • @bombfog1
      @bombfog1 5 років тому +2

      zips2626 Or do you mean a Quixotic Medallion?

    • @asamisato6753
      @asamisato6753 5 років тому +1

      "even a black guy" lol

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому +315

    Is there a word for “wholesome that doesn’t know it’s creepy”?

  • @elizabethvasquez8897
    @elizabethvasquez8897 5 років тому +151

    "You're being a cynic Jay, this is magical." LOL

  • @alecmoreau6046
    @alecmoreau6046 5 років тому +2539

    To be fair, Rem Lazar had a quite pleasing baritone singing voice. The doo-wop group was pretty good too.
    The kids were pretty horrible though.

    • @chandlertucker7843
      @chandlertucker7843 5 років тому +104

      That rapper tho. He says “we got it all. Out of sight.”
      WTF does that mean

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 років тому +98

      @@chandlertucker7843 I think it's more "outta sight!" - Like : "That Beach Boys concert was outta sight, maaaan!"
      (rather than they have "it all" concealed somewhere safe, beyond everyone's visual range)

    • @chandlertucker7843
      @chandlertucker7843 5 років тому +42

      Zetetik - yeah you’re definitely right, Rem Lazar just got me in conspiracy mode

    • @SmaMan
      @SmaMan 5 років тому +114

      It's a good baritone, but completely out of place with the two young children he normally shares the songs with.

    • @yushi560
      @yushi560 5 років тому +129

      I agree. Rem Lezar's got some chops on him.
      Those kids suck ass though.
      That was a very unfortunate sentence, now that I think about it.

  • @Claf1643
    @Claf1643 5 років тому +397

    40:55 Mike's Reaction when Rich's prophecy came real! Seriously someone needs to go back through ALL of their videos to find all the weird things associated with Rich! Remember Dick the Birthday boy? When that damn bear magically appeared in the film-hahah wasn't it dead too?

    • @BiggestDoucheEver
      @BiggestDoucheEver 5 років тому +24

      There is already a few video on youtube that has them. Even RLM has a video were they were guessing dead celebrities.

    • @smarmsmarmson4302
      @smarmsmarmson4302 5 років тому +65

      It was answered a few botw episodes ago, at some point Rich is going to be drawn back in time and write a bunch of shitty 80’s movies trying to warn himself about the time wormhole. And Rem Lezar.

    • @21Arrozito
      @21Arrozito 5 років тому +19

      Rich is the Messiah

    • @80swoodpanel
      @80swoodpanel 5 років тому +8

      Rich has magical powers, don't you know that?

    • @GanonsSpirit
      @GanonsSpirit 5 років тому +14

      It's because Rich has been seeing Rem Lezar in his dreams for years.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +509

    Little Boy: "That's not it, that's the Empire State Building. But the building my Dad showed me is much taller, and there's two of them."
    Mike: _"OH GOD!"_

    • @DanCantSleep
      @DanCantSleep 3 роки тому +24

      God allowed me to live this long for the sole purpose of viewing that experience captured in time

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 роки тому +19

      @@DanCantSleep The entire video is hilarious, but that moment is just fucking _transcendent_ xD

    • @RIP_Greedo
      @RIP_Greedo 2 роки тому +4

      Can we get a side by side ID check for Rem Lazar and Mohammad Atta?

  • @blursedoftimes405
    @blursedoftimes405 5 років тому +826

    Rem Lazar looks like he walked straight out of an ill conceived Stardust Crusaders Netflix adaptation.

    • @miserableoutcast
      @miserableoutcast 5 років тому +131

      Rem Lazar was a stand this whole time

    • @keenanhoward4680
      @keenanhoward4680 5 років тому +120

      part 9 confirmed, both kids share a stand and must battle a satanic cult bent on resurrecting Dio and causing 9/11

    • @Joyfk
      @Joyfk 5 років тому +25

      Is Rem Lazar the main villain in part 8?

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 5 років тому +34

      @@Joyfk [OUT OF SIGHT]

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 5 років тому +26

      I'd say more Phantom Blood, that garish blue could ONLY be pulled off by Johnothan.

  • @triplew0lf718
    @triplew0lf718 5 років тому +369

    But actually though, disaster at the crossing deserved a vote for actually having the rare good intention and the budget to kill an actual bus with a train.

    • @TheHangedMan
      @TheHangedMan 5 років тому +22

      It's not totally garbage, but that doesn't mean it deserves a vote. They are right, the measuring stick has always been "which of these is the most entertaining."

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 5 років тому +21

      @@TheHangedMan How is watching a bus get cleaved in twain by a locomotive not entertaining?

    • @wyssmaster
      @wyssmaster 5 років тому +18

      @@TheHangedMan It's not "Most Entertaining of the Worst," it's "Best of the Worst". I think Mike's argument, which they never let him get to, is that the Bus/Train video was the most competently made, rather than the funniest because it was total shit/absurd/whatever. I'm 99% certain he's also picked the "best made" movie in previous Best of the Worsts, to everyone else's chagrin.
      and no one gets to determine your criteria for "best" except you

    • @DeaconPain
      @DeaconPain 5 років тому +2

      Yeah he was gonna rationalize it was the most competently put together film outside of pure personal entertainment value, theyve done that before so Mike had a fair point

    • @juan1029384
      @juan1029384 5 років тому +1

      Brah wtf

  • @ElusiveAppellation
    @ElusiveAppellation 5 років тому +1188

    Don't you guys know?
    Only Rem Lazar can defeat the demon Eloisecole.

    • @ChargerBulldogs19
      @ChargerBulldogs19 5 років тому +86

      Lynn Hansen Eloisecole isn’t a demon, it’s the Mesopotamian goddess of death

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 5 років тому +50

      @@ChargerBulldogs19 Wait. Why does a mesopotamian death god need grief clown venom?

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 5 років тому +27

      Nothing can defeat her.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 років тому +29

      You speak foolish tales! She is but legend...

    • @RedGreenLugar
      @RedGreenLugar 5 років тому +11

      There ain't no demon!!!!!!
      Mike stokolabakso

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 2 роки тому +152

    Mike's reaction at 40:53 is so guttural and genuine. It never fails to make me laugh

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 3 місяці тому

      9/11 Jumpscare

  • @littlsuprstr
    @littlsuprstr 5 років тому +701

    i'm shocked that mike said sysco was a rapper and not a starfleet captain

    • @raikensmasher
      @raikensmasher 5 років тому +81

      would you say, mike, subverted your expectation?

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 5 років тому +21

      I was so disappointed there was no Star Trek references.

    • @doctorhandsome
      @doctorhandsome 5 років тому +33

      MIKE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME SORT OF ALIEN DUPLICATE!

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 5 років тому +15

      Mike probably doesn't want to think about Star Trek at the moment.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 5 років тому +4

      Because Thong Song ruined Sisqo for everyone.

  • @me000
    @me000 5 років тому +1126

    Jay Rich and Josh were judging the tapes from a utilitarian perspective, ie, whichever tapes brings the most pleasure, regardless of intent or more basically regardless of whether or not they laughed because it was bad or genuinely funny, is the best. Mike judged them from an Aristoliean(?) perspective, ie whichever tape best performs its function is the best tape. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @lmerickson0
      @lmerickson0 5 років тому +223

      Mike is the guy who implemented the one rule which is "Whatever is most entertaining for you for any reason"

    • @alicekliewer
      @alicekliewer 5 років тому +67

      Christoph Czeitschner
      Rich Evans seems to be much more suspicious of the true existence of the world around him than Mike. Mike has more in common with Descartes than Pyrrho is we are speaking of the history of solipsism

    • @Edit-nk6nb
      @Edit-nk6nb 5 років тому +49

      @@christophzeit6282 I thought he was American! Heyooo

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 5 років тому +33

      Alternate theory: He's being a contrarian asshole, as usual.

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 5 років тому +13

      He does this shit to dig more discussion out of the last segment. He's padding out the length.

  • @dylanhubbard386
    @dylanhubbard386 5 років тому +411

    Mike is wearing the shirt he made fun of jay for wearing
    Edit: they mentioned it and now I feel less observant

    • @RuckusRugs
      @RuckusRugs 5 років тому +1

      Dylan Hubbard he wore it in the last video too

    • @JVM485
      @JVM485 5 років тому +1

      Don't worry! They didn't know the Trade Centers were going to there.

    • @stepheneaton4978
      @stepheneaton4978 5 років тому +4

      Yeah and Jay looked butt-hurt about it too

  • @Ithidet
    @Ithidet 4 роки тому +199

    A year later and I still want to find out how to sell thousands of dollars of plants from home even if im surrounded by home improvement and discount stores

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 8 місяців тому

      With that title, I suspect its a weed growing how to guide.

  • @WinterBlossomX
    @WinterBlossomX 5 років тому +777

    I don't know if anyone pointed this out already, but Scott Zakarin, who wrote, directed and produced Rem Lezar "created the web series platform when he introduced the first internet episodic website The Spot" - as per his Wiki page... So he's actually the father of all this, with web series like RLM creates and maybe in a parallel universe, Creating Rem Lezar led to a different RLM: Rem Lezar Media! There's the true conspiracy!

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 4 роки тому +60

      Sonia Kalcic Rem Lezar knew the planes would hit the towers. He did it so that years later, someone would go and make UA-cam...

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 4 роки тому +36

      *It's all come full circle*

    • @jennys1983
      @jennys1983 3 роки тому +15

      It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @castiron2844
      @castiron2844 2 роки тому +8

      RLM or Rem Lezar Media

    • @Scott-Zakarin
      @Scott-Zakarin 2 роки тому +6

      Sonia, I noticed. :-)

  • @2445elijah
    @2445elijah 5 років тому +252

    The beginning of Rem Lezar sounds like a good idea for a horror movie. A couple kids decide to build their imaginary friend then it comes to life and murders people or something

    • @2445elijah
      @2445elijah 5 років тому +7

      Christopher McDonald take it a step further, make it seem the imaginary friend is killing them and have the twist be the dreaming kids. And they also somehow commit 9/11 which in itself sounds like a movie idea

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 років тому

      Killing their enemies, which at first seems rad, but then it kills their parents for grounding them or something. Like Heathers, in a way

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +5

      They have to stop Rem Lezar from murdering kids, but as he dies he's like "I will have my revenge!" and then it cuts to like 10 years later when the kids are grown up a bit and they're out having fun, and then like both of them just get an image of Rem Lezar, like they just feel his presence. And then... FUCKIN' 9/11 HAPPENS AND KILLS ONE OF THE KIDS!!!
      The rest of the film is just an It-style adventure to re-live the surviving kid's adventure through central park to find and murder Rem Lezar for what he's done!

    • @CWargh63
      @CWargh63 5 років тому +1

      "or something" I approve this part of your pitch.

  • @KATnDecline
    @KATnDecline 5 років тому +511

    Rem Lezar is an anagram for Robert Z'dar
    Its apart of the Samurai Cop Cinematic Universe.

    • @cigoLxeL
      @cigoLxeL 5 років тому +39

      "Oh, Z'no..."

    • @silentjoe
      @silentjoe 5 років тому +3

      lmao! Oh shit

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 5 років тому +2

      For a moment I felt that read, Samurai Dog, and I thought that we had a contender for Florida Man’s Tito Watts.

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 4 роки тому +103

    I'm convinced this is one of the best RLM videos, if not the best.

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 3 роки тому +3

      It's very close, but the one with Action USA and the one with American Rickshaw are legendary

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 2 роки тому +1

      @Captain McDog That video still baffles me in every single regard.

    • @bladempale1751
      @bladempale1751 2 роки тому +2

      They’re most recent BOTW is a contender

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 2 роки тому +1

      @@bladempale1751 Thank you for letting me know it's that good, I'm excited to watch it now.

    • @drakkarlogan9070
      @drakkarlogan9070 2 роки тому +3

      Shoji Tabuchi and Surviving Edged Weapons gotta be top 5

  • @johnsonclaire83
    @johnsonclaire83 5 років тому +416

    How did they not notice that the cop is Rem Lezar??

    • @SArtchannel
      @SArtchannel 5 років тому +52

      Oh my goooooooooooood!

    • @ZackPatchett
      @ZackPatchett 5 років тому +5

      Thank you I was searching for this comment

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 5 років тому +34

      Rem Lazar and the cop are the real twin towers.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 4 роки тому +4

      Of course Rich does. He is God.

  • @nodadchad
    @nodadchad 5 років тому +74

    So happy to see Rem Lezar gets the exposure it deserves. I used to host screenings including make your own Rem Lezar figures. Hopefully this will lead to a bluray release.

    • @Chickengirl005
      @Chickengirl005 5 років тому

      I recognized it from when the group/website Everything is Terrible used clips of it on one of their videos ages ago. SO it's nice to see more of it in this review haha.

  • @oddboxentertainment2135
    @oddboxentertainment2135 5 років тому +747

    “True evil never dies.”
    No ones ever really gone.

    • @JingleJangle256
      @JingleJangle256 5 років тому +8

      PARAGUS that’s a sequel I don’t want to want to see.

    • @doofyshmirtz9646
      @doofyshmirtz9646 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, but evil dies tonight!

  • @marcellosilva9286
    @marcellosilva9286 4 роки тому +117

    Rich and Jay shouting "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!" was the best thing I've ever seen and nothing will change my mind.

  • @ScytheDevTeam
    @ScytheDevTeam 5 років тому +1144

    I don't practice Santeria. I just worship Rem Lezar

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 5 років тому +18

      That part made me laugh so hard I spit club soda on my sleeping wife.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 5 років тому +7

      It's the wrong way.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 років тому +17

      I'm just a poor boy, Rem Lezar loves me

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 5 років тому +3

      had a school bus filled with kids but
      a train hit and killed them all

    • @xKingReyx
      @xKingReyx 4 роки тому +1

      But I really wanna know.
      Hmm...
      But I really wanna say, 9/11 was an inside job.
      Stop, no, Rem Lezar!

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately 5 років тому +151

    Special guest star: Unnerving Pile of Acetone Canisters. 10/10

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 5 років тому +2

      Unnerving lack of concern about fire safety.

  • @mandycat8
    @mandycat8 5 років тому +148

    Rem Lezar deserves a spot in the Wheel of the Worst Hall of Fame next to Surviving Edged Weapons.

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 4 роки тому +128

    "You're being a cynic, Jay: this is magical."
    EPIC.

  • @DestroyOfToast26
    @DestroyOfToast26 5 років тому +629

    I almost blacked out from laughing when the twin towers showed up.

    • @commandersolo
      @commandersolo 5 років тому +65

      The absolute single greatest thing I've ever witnessed

    • @spacezombie4069
      @spacezombie4069 5 років тому +20

      Jesus Christ! I was just about to say the same thing. It was Mike's reaction to having predicted it that got me.

    • @looter5555
      @looter5555 5 років тому +1

      I died laughing for like 2 minutes

    • @sat.chid.ananda
      @sat.chid.ananda 5 років тому

      Wtf did the kid say that made mike react like that?

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 5 років тому +3

      How the hell does Rich keep predicting these things

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +827

    Finally, the hack frauds uploaded some quality content that I've been needing all day.

    • @bioforce5
      @bioforce5 5 років тому +11

      Well, I guess "low" is technically a state of quality.

    • @levvy3006
      @levvy3006 5 років тому +1

      And it's nothing but shlock

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 років тому

      @Shawn Moore you mean his username? Its been like that for years already. Big WHOOP.

    • @misturfixit45
      @misturfixit45 5 років тому +2

      hackfraudmedia is the new plinkett

    • @czaknorris7823
      @czaknorris7823 5 років тому +3

      Even Sppedwagon is afraid of the wheel?

  • @erickelly1323
    @erickelly1323 5 років тому +285

    Rem Lezar vs Bibleman. The Real Marvel Civil War

    • @elkin2567
      @elkin2567 5 років тому +2

      Sounds better than captain marvel

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek 5 років тому +3

      There would be nothing civil about it. More like Savage AF War ;)

  • @CeylonMondegreen
    @CeylonMondegreen 2 роки тому +53

    34:41 might be the sweetest moment in Mike's and Rich's friendship

  • @mharr
    @mharr 5 років тому +516

    My mother-in-law is a freelance birth instructor and has had The Orgasmic Birth in her movie library for as long as I've known her and it's not even her weirdest birthing video. One video follows a Brazilian birthing home in the 70s for a week and it's amazing. These women walk in squat over a wood toilet with no front and just catch the baby as it falls out of them as god intended I suppose. Anyway if you guys want more obscure birth videos just hit me up and I'll raid that old bats video shelf.

    • @jackdiseker3467
      @jackdiseker3467 5 років тому +52

      Do it. Please.

    • @lefszycic
      @lefszycic 5 років тому +26

      yes upload that shit

    • @JungleMan777
      @JungleMan777 5 років тому +15

      Your Mother in Law is weird bro

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 5 років тому +10

      oh god those poor babies have new age bullshit moms

    • @notsofunnyguy3463
      @notsofunnyguy3463 5 років тому +21

      SEND ALL THESE TAPES TO RLM! THE HACK-FRAUDS NEED TO SEE!

  • @unclejohn350
    @unclejohn350 5 років тому +696

    "He's walking like his neck's broken!"
    It's the singing. They got this kid to sing out of his range, and he has bad technique so he's stretching the larynx by tilting his chin up.

    • @michaelmalfaro3746
      @michaelmalfaro3746 3 роки тому +24

      This is genuinely fascinating.

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 3 роки тому +39

      I think it's just as likely they told him to "act like he was imagining this scene" so he did the classic head tilt to express that.

    • @hm-fy5iz
      @hm-fy5iz 3 роки тому +18

      idk about that, the singing is clearly recorded elsewhere and dubbed. more likely they told him to look around and kids don't know how to do that and look natural

  • @TheTMKF
    @TheTMKF 5 років тому +152

    Rem Lezar Facts: Rem Lezar was written and seemingly produced by Scott Zakarin, who also plays the antagonist Vorock. My guess back in the day was that he was probably about 18-20 when the movie was made (1989). He's since gone on to produce some basic D-list stuff like low budget horror movies and TV movies. If you watch to the end of the credits, you'll see that the movie was funded by some kind of psychological foundation. My theory has always been that Zakarin was some kind of New York arts high school teenager who got a movie produced using familial connections, under the auspices of creating a kind of psychologically educational children's video about bullying. For a fun treat, Google "Rem Lezar snickers commercial". The actor who plays Rem was in a Snickers commercial in the mid-2000's, playing a similar role. I always assumed the ad company must have known about his Rem past. Otherwise, it's too big of a coincidence.

    • @francisswift6535
      @francisswift6535 5 років тому +19

      Yeah, I was going to suggest that this may have been originally intended as a release for schools and hospitals to assist in supporting kids with trauma. If not, all bets are off.

    • @worsel555
      @worsel555 5 років тому +1

      Got a link because I found nothing.

    • @sethbromley7186
      @sethbromley7186 5 років тому +3

      Ken Williams search for Jack Mulcahy snickers song

    • @TheTMKF
      @TheTMKF 3 роки тому +2

      Completely forgot about making this comment, but I know all this because I found Rem Lezar in shrink wrap at a thrift store as a teen. As you might imagine, it was mind blowing. This was the early days of UA-cam when Ebaums was more popular. We felt that we owed it to the world to spread Rem Lezar, but we were too lazy to figure out how to get a VHS on the internet in, like, 2003. Anyway, the fact that I found it in a thrift shop in Pennsylvania shrink-wrapped for some reason implied to me that these were given out for free or something. It wasn't like there were a ton of them like you see when a warehouse gets rid of overstock. It was just one in perfect condition, like a kid got it as a gift. Anyway, as we all know the story has a happy ending, because Rem became a staple of the Found Footage Festival and now RLM. But do yourself a favor: look up Kids Against Crime. You can currently see a full ep on Vimeo.

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 3 роки тому +3

      The Little boy is also a well known B movie actor. He’s from Flushing,NY. The Little girl sadly passed away in early 2017 from Ovarian Cancer at the untimely age of 39. She was from East Meadow,NY.

  • @levanaah
    @levanaah Рік тому +296

    Between not voting for Rem Lazar and voting for Shark Exorcist Mike should loose his voting privileges.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 Рік тому +19

      His contrarian picks are delightful. Plus I think "Rem Lazar will never cum again" was Rich's finest moment, what a perfect build up and conclusion.

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 Рік тому +14

      Don't forget vampire assassin 😂

    • @Hack_The_Planet_
      @Hack_The_Planet_ Рік тому +9

      Why do so many people spell the word lose as “loose” now? Wtf is going on?

    • @milczyciel
      @milczyciel Рік тому +5

      ​@@Hack_The_Planet_ It's an easy mistake to make when English is not ones first language. If anything, it seems counter intuitive if not outright illogical that the double O in "loose" is pronounced in a shorter, less emphasized way than the single one in "lose". As such, I too kept making this very same mistake for years until technology progressed and started correcting me. Because people never did.

    • @Hack_The_Planet_
      @Hack_The_Planet_ Рік тому +9

      @@milczyciel I know people that use English as a first language and they still spell “lose” as “loose” it makes no sense.

  • @5Detective
    @5Detective 5 років тому +296

    We must give Satan a body. Get me a mannequin.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 років тому +8

      But it has to be a Homosexual mannequin,
      after all, he's a priest AND a cop = HE MUST BE RIGHT AND WE MUST TRUST HIM!

    • @claystripe6514
      @claystripe6514 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like Hereditary to me

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 5 років тому +2

      You have the same imaginary friend?!

    • @chrisfoudy3841
      @chrisfoudy3841 5 років тому +1

      Hail Paimon!

  • @mustafaalwan6523
    @mustafaalwan6523 5 років тому +158

    "how to have fun with Billy Bob teeth " was made by Dan Wilson , owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve .

  • @_bats_
    @_bats_ 5 років тому +75

    The guy on the cover of How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants looks like Mike and Rich's forbidden lovechild.

  • @TwentyNineJP
    @TwentyNineJP Рік тому +78

    Rich's ability to predict the contents of bad movies is uncanny

  • @joahnaut
    @joahnaut 5 років тому +413

    Josh is getting real defensive about this Satanic Cult stuff....

    • @Komnen0s
      @Komnen0s 5 років тому +157

      Well hey, they don't call him "the wizard" for nothing. He's got to keep his black magic activities on the down-low by deflecting suspicion.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +27

      I mean... when you see so much wrong, you gotta get mad

  • @tristanmahler4471
    @tristanmahler4471 5 років тому +61

    Mike's panic filled "Oh god" at 40:55 is the funniest thing this series has ever given the world.

  • @opsimathics
    @opsimathics 5 років тому +164

    Mike's reaction when the WTC prediction came true 40:55

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 4 роки тому +568

    Reposting someone else's comment since I don't see it here anymore: R.E.M. Rapid Eye Movement (Deep Sleep). La - spanish for 'the' and t'zar - King. Rem Lazar is the King of dreams.

    • @darthandrew19905
      @darthandrew19905 4 роки тому +50

      Could it be related to Turtle Dreams??!?!? 🐢

    • @Anwelei
      @Anwelei 4 роки тому +26

      Huh thats kinda clever

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 4 роки тому +19

      That makes rem lazar even creepier

    • @ivanelgharbi5861
      @ivanelgharbi5861 4 роки тому +33

      "LA" is femenine, the correct masculine would be "EL"

    • @sethkeown5965
      @sethkeown5965 4 роки тому +4

      @@darthandrew19905 yip yip yip!!!

  • @trnkabarfilm
    @trnkabarfilm 5 років тому +71

    You can bring down Twin Towers with just power of imagination.
    *Thank you, Rem Lezar!*

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 5 років тому +217

    Surely the highest place was from whatever the makers of Rem Lezar were smoking.

    • @VintageBalderdash
      @VintageBalderdash 5 років тому

      I guess it has to be now, considering the old highest point is now ground zero.

  • @Canukles
    @Canukles 5 років тому +334

    Lazarus was famous for being resurrected by Jesus "I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die". Perhaps it's a portmanteau of "Remember Lazarus", perhaps hinting at his true nature.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 5 років тому +48

      No one's ever really gone....

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +16

      Oh shit. And Lazar is just the kids not knowing or paying attention to the guys name, so they got confused and called him "Rem Lazar"!!

  • @violetto3219
    @violetto3219 4 роки тому +85

    "How to Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants from Home, Even If Your House is Surrounded by Huge Discount Stores and Home Improvement Stores" sounds like a Don Caballero song title

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 3 роки тому +2

      And and and and and

    • @violetto3219
      @violetto3219 3 роки тому +1

      @@CosmicWaltz7 You Sing A Lot Of Songs For A Figment Of Our Imagination

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 10 місяців тому

      Or a Guided By Voices track

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 9 місяців тому +3

      Did not expect to find a Don Caballero reference in an RLM comments section.

    • @whilberwhateley1209
      @whilberwhateley1209 3 місяці тому

      Was robbed! Ah, perhaps one day

  • @mattlouv
    @mattlouv 5 років тому +170

    Rem Lezar seems like a movie child psychologists would give to kids to teach them about feelings and imagination and how to get abducted

  • @moonknight3454
    @moonknight3454 5 років тому +168

    9-11 was a Rem Job

    • @patrickmike2524
      @patrickmike2524 5 років тому +7

      Moon Knight imagination can’t melt steel beams

    • @ViewtifulMartez
      @ViewtifulMartez 5 років тому

      We finally know what really happened

    • @JVM485
      @JVM485 5 років тому

      Double penatration!!!!

  • @oldmoviemusic
    @oldmoviemusic 5 років тому +334

    Jay's seat is empty before the guys sing "Bee-al-zebub", and then as soon as they say that word Jay appears...
    Coincidence? I think not!

    • @Levinsbun
      @Levinsbun 5 років тому +9

      Speak of the devil and he shall appear

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 5 років тому

      @@sandorenckell5259 Hihihi :p

    • @vulkantheprimarch8905
      @vulkantheprimarch8905 4 роки тому +1

      @@sandorenckell5259 is jay gay?

  • @JasynSuin
    @JasynSuin 5 років тому +183

    Creating Rem Lezar vs. Surviving Edged Weapons.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +41

      Creating Edged Weapons to Survive Rem Lezar

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT 4 роки тому +27

      Milwaukee Cops vs. 9/11

    • @chacecrowell
      @chacecrowell 4 роки тому +5

      And now they're both in the Hall of Fame

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 роки тому +7

      Surviving Rem Lezar

  • @xwillex
    @xwillex 5 років тому +180

    Rem Lezar needs a remake with Jennifer Lawrence (small girl), Badley Cooper (small boy) and Sylvester Stallone as Rem Lezar

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 5 років тому +2

      Just have the Subway guy dress up as Rez Lezar and set him loose on an elementary school.

  • @patrickmike2524
    @patrickmike2524 5 років тому +142

    The “Quixotic” medallion is love
    The hidden meaning of Rem Lazar is that love is unrealistic or impractical

  • @sparki9085
    @sparki9085 3 роки тому +80

    Y'know, I wonder how many unique viewers this video has, I've seen this episode at least 5 - 10 times by now

    • @davidchristian3612
      @davidchristian3612 3 роки тому +12

      I've probably seen this video dozens of times. I watch the old ones all the time. Helps lull me to sleep. Not saying they're boring. I love RLM, but the ones I've seen already are so familiar that they help my mind quiet down. Before they started Best of the worst, I used to do the same thing with the Star Wars reviews. I still do watch those sometimes also.
      Really there is something incredibly rewatchable about RLM's stuff.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 роки тому +3

      The answer is 17.

    • @dexterPL
      @dexterPL 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidchristian3612 someone, i don't remember where, wrote that "movies" which they watch are so strange that brain block memory of what we just watch, so after few months we can watch this over again like first time

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 2 роки тому

      @@colleenharding8665 the moment I realize what episode this is. That moment is always magical.

  • @fernmom1254
    @fernmom1254 5 років тому +334

    My extremely cynical theory: Rich sneaks into the warehouse at night to watch tapes planned for Best of the Worst episodes. It's really the only thing that makes sense at this point other than him being a demi-god.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 5 років тому +607

    Wait, to bring Rem Lezar to life, they needed a "quixotic medallion?" The name implies that it's a waste of time.

    • @8080256256
      @8080256256 5 років тому +41

      Well duh, the love was inside them all along.

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao 5 років тому +40

      No, see, being borderline schizophrenic is a GOOD thing!

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 5 років тому

      @@8080256256 - Yup... Best of the Worst!

    • @devinsamuel3612
      @devinsamuel3612 5 років тому +8

      They don't even pronounce it right. It's "Kee-HAW-tick", not "Kweeks-AW-tick". It comes from Don Quixote (Kee-HO-tay).

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 5 років тому +18

      @@devinsamuel3612
      They actually correct Rich even though this is the time he's really said it right!

  • @radracer8777
    @radracer8777 5 років тому +117

    Mike's "Oh God" at 40:56 was exquisite.

    • @bigsanctions1142
      @bigsanctions1142 5 років тому +1

      So was Rich and Jay going "OH MY GOOOOD!" in unison.

  • @kylenesbitt3883
    @kylenesbitt3883 4 роки тому +76

    the absolutely visceral reaction mike has to the twin tower reveal is that of pure terror

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 5 років тому +253

    Why am I not surprised that Mike knows details of the Greeley incident off the top of his head. I'm sure he keeps newspaper clippings of any time a kid dies.

    • @edwardhelms
      @edwardhelms 4 роки тому +3

      @@DrButthuggerDoes it involve dead children?

    • @edwardhelms
      @edwardhelms 4 роки тому +5

      @@DrButthugger just watched it, and I'm not surprised Mike has that knowledge

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 4 роки тому +23

      I'm sure Mike has a storage room somewhere full of scrap books of the clippings that he peruses daily with Rich for pleasure while they laugh maniacally, sip cognac and smoke cigars.

    • @kneau
      @kneau 2 роки тому +3

      Nah. 🎶Greeley Estates🎶

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 роки тому +8

      If you watch half in the bag you can see a poster for Greeley Estates behind them in the vcr shop set