Best of the Worst: Black Spine Raffle
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Mike is back to torture the gang with random VHS tapes from a dumpster. This time he's got a new and even more pointless gimmick! Pick a raffle ball to select a tape? Why? Cause these 40 year-old white dudes are emotionally stunted man-children with nothing else to do with their time.
Can't believe Mike stooped so low as to not only escape the retirement home, but also steal their bingo equipment
Nah he went and stole the bingo equipment cause he finds elderly abuse hilarious
I was under the impression that they lived in their own quarantined wing of a retirement home.
Stole all their vhs tapes too
@@BovineDesigns The Media Center
@@munchjrgames942 of the Red Letter variety. It all makes sense now.
Black Spine Raffle is maybe the most pointless, gimmicky thing they've done on the show, and I think there should be at least 45 episodes of it.
Truly is the gift that keeps on…. Well it just keeps on, and occasionally gives. But I want more episodes
Me personally, I loved and miss Junka.
@@jamesrollins1122 Junka is one of my favourites too, but they need to figure out a way to watch only like 4-8 tapes. Otherwise it's like serving a five year sentence.
It’s awful. I love it.
@@JohnnyNatrium the original black spine was hailed as a failure as well; but in the world of hack-frauds, failure is the gift that keeps on giving.
Mike referring to himself as an "optimist" is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
Yea that stuck out to me as well. He's the complete opposite.
He was trying to say ophtomahalogistist but his stroke produced optimist instead.
A pessimist is usually an optimist that got burned too many times. Maybe he's still secretly hopeful.
There is a very truthful frase that goes: " I'm not a pessimist, I'm a well informed optimist"
He's just depressed because he's an optimist who's living through the 21st century
in Italy, lottery draws used to be made by a little child, as a symbol of purity, virginity and non-corruption. it seems entirely appropriate to me that Rich Evans is the one picking up the balls of the Black spine raffle.
For Halloween,instead of bobbing for apples Mike should have Rich bob for black spine tapes.
But instead of water it’s crystal head vodka
Don't give him any ideas.
Are VHS tapes damaged by water? I'm not old enough to know
@@mattrandazzo5491 Or left over acetone from the Star Wars toys. Then again, that probably wouldn't taste any different from Crystal Head Vodka.
He's been under water for like 30 minutes.. should we do something?
Nah he's probably just looking for a good one.
I love how 95% of RLM's creativity these days seems to be Mike coming up with new ways to trick people in to thinking Black Spine Editions are fun and not Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.
I mean Gitmo must need ideas by this point.
The dark secret of RedLetterMedia is that it’s a CIA black ops program to test various torture techniques and brain washing. Rich Evans is actually sleeper agent that will assassinate Prime Minister Justin Trudeau when Mike gives him the code word.
The only rule for BoTW gimmicks is that it can’t be nailed down, they can’t throw it if it’s nailed down
@@jamiekamihachi3135 Got any ideas on what the codeword is?
@@dangerdan2592 OSHO.
I love how Tim has the good graces to seem somewhat shocked and chagrined about Rich being bullied over his wallet phone, while Jay just openly cackles in his face without remorse.
Jay is used to it. Tim isn’t.
At 25:49 if anyone else is trying to find the clip.
Well we had some "guests" that didn't fit in with the standards
Jay is probably feeling this is sweet, sweet revenge for Rich making fun of him for wearing Mike's clothes.
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786, that's a fair point. Then again, I think they all have become accustomed to piling on to Rich to tease him mercilessly.
I did a presentation in 3rd grade where I used an overhead projector for some project and my teacher gave me the feedback “it seemed like you cared more about using the projector than the actual content”. She was right, but also, Mike with the raffle drum is giving the exact same energy here lol
What a cunty thing to say to a child 😢
That’s the key to understanding some of these movies too: some awful film makers are just enamored with the equipment and don’t really care about the product.
When I worked at Wendy’s we had to watch a video telling us what to do in case of a robbery. The first step was to try to prevent the robbery by “providing excellent customer service”
Wendy’s must get robbed a lot then, huh?
Did that work?
@@benitolugo473 a lot of places tell workers to do this with the idea that good customer service means you're more aware of your surroundings, which in theory deters theft because a potential robber decides it's not worth it. whether that works or not who knows
"This is a robbery! Gimme all the cash in the register!"
"You want fries with that, sir?"
Dang I was trained to just give them the cash very calmly cuz a few hundred bucks isn't worth their trouble having a dead employee and maybe a lawsuit.
Which is just what I did when it happened, and then the manager was mad and the cops seemed suspicious asking me what happened because I was slow and calm despite that being the exact training given. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tim seeing the black spines and just immediately noping out is a great start
I lol'd
Reminded me of that one Simpsons gag with the grandpa
‘he had to be in this fuckin videoh’ best quote
🤣 I love Tim
I'm just glad that Tim has finally found a place to live, after having been on the streets for so long.
"Safety 5 Kids!"
That's what it _used_ to be called, before the accident...
I am so old I remember "Safety 6 Kids".
"2 fast 2 kids" was my favorite. That's when it became all about the family.
That a next level pun right there
@@MaciejBogdanStepien That was before the first accident...
They better watch that second tape and do a 3 hour video on it
My hypothesis is that Mike's interest in ghosts is an extension of his obsession with the elderly because ghosts are people who got so old that they outlived their own bodies.
My hypothesis is Catholicism.
Lmaoo, where does this joke of mike hating old people come from?
@@gdadder No real pinpoint moment, but if you go back and watch all the Best of the Worst wheel/plinketto/black spine episodes, the guys always seem to have a comment/joke about Mike's reaction to vids that feature old folks and such, ha. Then Mike sometimes trolls them with "Massaging the Elderly" or something like that, ha.
@@D.B.. ha. Why do you say, ha? Never seen anyone do this, ha.
@@gdadder literally the “massaging the elderly”. No one wants it, Mike makes it happen and has wild outbursts while watching it.
Love Mike's joy in making fun of old people as if the specter of "being an old fart" is not hovering directly behind him chanting in latin "As You Were, I Once Was; As I Am, You Will Become"
Tui Fui; Ego Eris
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
Hey now, some of us resemble that remark
19th century gravestone version: "As you are now, so once was I, as I am now so shall you be; prepare for death, and follow me."
I'd thought of having that on my own tombstone, but now prefer the more accurately descriptive:
"In my defense, I _was_ left unsupervised."
OR..."In my defesne, I never could spell."
Memento Mori Mike
The levitating illusion is environmentally safe, un like OTHER polluting tricks like 52 card pick up.
Or sawing someone in half. No one ever buys carbon offsets when they do *that* trick.
@@Corbomite_Meatballs There was a whole section of sanctions on this in the Paris Climate Accords! David Copperfield is worse than big oil!
To be fair, the Pick Up part of the game teaches to pick up litter after some a-hole made a mess so it's kind of teaching environmentalism.
Yeah when the vid said that i couldn't help but think of all the copies of the VHS in dump sites.
52? Well that's just excessive.
When Osho's face popped up on the screen I thought to myself, "That looks like that one cultist that really liked Rolls Royce". I'm so happy my knowledge of cult leaders is still on point.
That's funny because one of the categories under his Wikipedia article is "Car collectors"
Yeah, I was wondering, “Hey this dude looks familiar…”
i remember him from Fredrick Knudsen's documentary
@@fadelpw511 YES, that’s exactly where I remember him from!
There was an episode of Forensic Files about them poisoning the Oregon town
I've never identified with Rich Evans more than when they were roasting him over his choice of phone case.
Yeah a case doesn't have flaps or space for your cards, or in this situation, diabetes medicine.
I always identify with Rich Evans
I used to have a flip cover when I was in college lol
You too?
rich has showy bad fashion sense. mike has bland bad fashion sense. they're two sides of the same coin.
“What would Robocop think of this video?” is a metric that I will be using on very piece of media I consume from now on.
underrated comment
As will I!
I would buy that for a dollar!
It's backwards though. Robocop would totally support civilians submitting to anything. In fact he won't hesitate to arrest them should they do anything rash. He's zero tolerance.
But is robo cop anti vax????
I had a really surreal dream that Jay was a teacher at my school and I worked up the courage to tell him I'm a massive RedLetterMedia fan and he called me a fucking loser. So now I always look at him as an authority figure.
It's okay, we've all had the Professor Bauman dream.
Better than my proctologist/predator Jay drea... nightmare.
Holy shit I had almost this exact same dream but Jay was my beer-swigging dad
Look I can't help that he has daddy energy ok
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 lol
People don't know this but Jay is the guy from "have you dreamt of this man"
I love how the most effort Mike has put into wardrobe in like a decade is literally a bath robe.
Hearing children speak with New York accents is jarring to me. For some reason it always felt like something adults would develop later in life.
I mean, children in NY are adults, so...
@@xp8969 , what's one New York year in Midwestern years?
@@janeeyre1990 About three Midwestern Months. Time moves real fast in the east.
Nah we sound ridiculous depending on family environment. My dad asked me where I learned to talk that way and my mom came upstairs saying, whats with the fucking laundry? And he just said oh okay. I went to college right in peak Jersey shore popularity and I worked to shed my accent.
@@louisachalarca6494 Former NY-er here. I have home movies of me at only 3 years old and I already "tawked" that way. Now that I live elsewhere, upon meeting me, it usually takes people 5 minutes or less to ask me if I'm originally from NY, lol.
I love how they make Milton Berle jokes the whole time and it does not make any sense until an hour in when they reveal they watched a Milton Berle workout tape
What a plot twist!
Yeah, I thought I missed an episode lol
At first i just figured they are ancient dinosaurs making jokes about a old celebrity. I wasnt wrong but there was context later
SPOILERS!
i love how the fact that this is top comments means that the punchline is ruined for many
"This is exactly what Best of the Worst has been missing, MORE RANDOMIZATION." - Jack Packard, 2018
Just based on how many children's safety videos the gang has been through, I'd say they're some of the safest kids on youtube at this point.
The 4 safest kids.
there's nothing safe about crippling alcoholism
@@Hey_Aqualung lol thats.. well thats fair. also i feel that
I hear that Rich Evans fellow is cool about fire safety.
Something about Jay coming back into the room at 7:40 to check if Mike is still in character or something cracks me up every time
He ran away like a toddler that just got caught doing something wrong lol
I need a gif of that
I already lost it when it was just Mike alone cackling to himself
I know Jay is a coffee fan, so maybe he was coming back to get the coffee cup. That’s what I would do.
Mike nearly weeping with laughter watching elderly people try to exercise will never get old.
Unlike Mike himself
Mike's laugh makes me irrationally happy, because I kind of laugh the same way.
Yes it will. It got old in this video. At exactly the midpoint of the Milton Burle tape. Rich Evans wasn't wrong... this is the worst BotW they have ever done. By a long shot.
Mike is gonna be such an excellent elderly man
The osteoporosis dance is epic
It's been a joy to see Mike gradually lose his mind over the years.
Gradually?
Like in "gradual death..." ? ;)
If RLM ever loses that slide whistle sound effect, there goes half their content.
who will be the saint to link it here
@@kaizokujimbei143 AT ST AT ST AT ST AT ST
_TIRED:_ (slide whistle sound effect)
_WIRED:_ *Ride the bus*
@@kaizokujimbei143 Detumescence?
The other half of their content being the splatter sound effect after every sex reference
Rich Evans: The man who struggles to say “Breasts” but who can rattle off “Contextualized as sex perverts” without a slip.
he's much more experienced with sex perverts than breasts.
AND "autoerotic asphyxiation"! The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
Thats a quote from the X-files, so he has no problem. Its just normal speech that flummoxes him.
Don't forget "Unsubstantiated"
I couldn't even read your comment in my head without messing it up
Jay uncontrollably laughing at Mike making fun of Rich for having a wallet phone case is possibly the most quintessential moment in RLM history
Edit: 25:50
Flashbacks to the minor-league baseball game roast
Counterpoint: Fart Bags
I couldn't laugh as I'm currently watching this on my wallet phone.
"Tell us, Grandma, what did you learn??"
i have rich's phone case
“We won’t live to be that long.”
-Jay
Truer words have never been spoken.
Few men live to be as long as Milton Berle.
It’s a sobering moment when we all have to accept we’ll never be any longer.
giggity
"This is the worst episode"
- Rich
It is actually possible to live to be longer, with Therapy Plus.
*Do NOT use on genital tissue.
This had everything I could've hoped for from a Black Spine episode:
-Con Artists
-Dumb educational videos
-Cults
-The Elderly
-a drunk Mr Higgins not knowing what the hell is going on
Pure Rewatchability right there!
And a Mike cracking up clip! 1:16:09
OMG OMG OMG!!! That armed robbery video was used at my workplace for 6 or 7 years until we got a different one! We had to watch it once every year. Two or three of us would usually watch it together and just relentlessly poke fun at it. I cannot express how cathartic it is to see someone else poking fun at it and breaking it down. Frickin hilarious!
Why every year? Also did yall work at a gas station with blue aprons? :3
Dude! I had to watch the same armed robbery video when I worked at Walmart in 1998 right after high school! And I’m not even in the Seattle area so this thing had legs and went around the country.
7 years in retail? Not sure if I should pity you or salute you.
1:16:06 Mike will probably literally die laughing in a few years when he ends up in a nursing home and is surrounded by real-life examples of all the things that amuse him most.
Its definitely a death rattle 🤣🤣🤣🤯☠
The alcohol abuse will kill him long before that.
@@executorocsicnarf5475 he's from Milwaukee; that's not abuse, it's tough love.
He will shit himself laughing, the irony of which which will only make him laugh more, causing an endless and fatal feedback loop of shitting and laughing. When he reaches heaven, Jesus will wordlessly wave Mike in, knowing that Mike has already reached the highest stage of enlightenment.
He will still hate old people when he is.
“What if there are more than four kids?” Is one of the funniest lines ever uttered by Rich, solely from how concerned he is about the number of kids
Didn't Rich say that though?
That was Nim mate
The backstory for this video is that Rich's nursing home is closing down, and when Mike stopped by to pick him up he stole their bingo roller out of the dumpster.
Is it stealing if you do it to the elderly?
@@Osamathegamer It depends on the person, it is certainly funny though
@@Osamathegamer only for 5 or so minutes, until they forget about it.
The next time Mike makes a joke about Rich Evans, Rich Evans should just say "William Shatner thinks you're a moron."
"William Shatner hates you & Julia Roberts loves me!"
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Tim's "nope" entrance gave me a sign for two things: more Tim and this will be a great episode
It made me laugh so much. I havent laughed like that in a while.
Every episode with Tim is a great time!
The Tim episodes have always been pretty fun to me, but I’m starting to really look forward to them.
The Grim Reaper joke was the best
5:20 “18! It’s gon buy cigarettes!” I’ve heard bingo-hall English is a dying language-it’s so nice to see young people like Tim doing what they can to keep these traditions alive
This is a very underrated comment
"B4! And after!"
That therapy plus roller was an advertisement in the Silver Foxes Workout tape. Back in episode 20 of Best of The Worst. It’s at 53:48 on that video.
Holy shit its so funny that you noticed that and they didn't remember at all
Detective Andrew on the case holy shit
oh my god!! the universe has been giving us black spine clues all this time but nobody noticed,, until it was too late...
That is such a great catch!
I thought that looked familiar!
Another thing they never noticed was that the dude who hosted the Dog-Sitter video was also in the How to Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies video. Which makes me wonder what other instructional VHS tapes he's appeared in.
I also thought it was weird that even though they did point out that Billy B had been in a previous video in WotW 20, none of them mentioned his kids. Did their mom have them the weekend he shot the video? Were they dead? Had they moved far away? Did they refuse to be in the video?
I love how Mike keeps calling them "olds".
It’s a well known fact Mike despises the elderly
@@grillwello7206 Mike hates the elderly almost as much as Rich hates Halloween.
@@grillwello7206 Mike is an old at this point.
@@ObeyNoLies That changes nothing. I always hated kids, even when I was one.
When I first saw Rich's phone case I though "dang, that looks super useful. I wonder where I could get one?" I guess Mike openly mocking it is my wake up call that I might be old
all of the people who I have encountered in real life who have one of those really have their shit together. I dunno maybe I should be taking notes
Rich's phone case is so wholesome.
I've got the same phone case. It has my grocery store card in it.
@@cbrewitt does it have your library card in it, too?
It’s 100 % projection from Mike. We all know his modern tech knowledge is that of a boomer.
I love how intolerant they've become of scams. The "oh no, you fucker", seemed so genuine.
This whole bit was just because Mike wanted to spin the bingo cage.
he loves old people comedy as a way of coping with his own future
I’m sure they saw it for sale somewhere.
@@asmodiusjones9563 It was probably $5 somewhere and they made this to justify it
The fact that we will never see “Training Gun Dogs with Deller Smith” devastates me to no end
I mean wtf.
For some reason I thought that "Freedom from Pain" Therapy-plus gimmick looked familiar. I watched their BotW episode with Shape Up America shortly after, and lo and behold.... it was one of the products they were hawking during that program! Hidden right among the foot scrubber, Matola cereals, and discount on Hotel.
"What the fuck is wrong with me being efficient?" is my new favorite Rich Evans statement. Rich Evans IS peak efficiency!
There's nothing more efficient than having to unzip your phone every time you use it.
He is definitely the backbone of the organization
Or should I say black spine
Peak male
@@gmanrpg The only thing more efficient is ensuring that if you lose your phone, you've now lost your wallet as well!
To refer to a Star Trek: TNG episode title, I guess you could say Rich Evans operates at... Peak Performance!
Imagine being a VHS tape that had one last shot at being seen all these years later, just to be unceremoniously smashed by Mike.
@Zylo Wolf 2.0 it's famous lost media now
Inanimate objects don’t have feelings.. then I watched Mana..
my favorite part of these is when Rich uses his phone like a fifty year old woman
He IS a fifty year old woman
Why do I feel like this all started because Mike found a raffle roller at the local goodwill
Could've been at American science and surplus! I visited there recently and you could definitely have found something like this there
that he most likely slapped a lower pricetag on while no one was looking
He did, it was my Grandma's. She loved that roller before she died.
Right next to meemaw’s pictures of Jesus and the broken DVD players
@@GhostofGomezDawkins Did she die in a raffle roller incident?
Perfect. I just got done watching every Wheel of the Worst in a row.
What do you mean done?
You’d give these hack frauds ad revenue?
@@Smile4theKillCam456 Of course. After all each Wheel of the Worst BROKE NEW GROUND!
BOTW marathon continues!
@@TheDisgruntledImperial I do that weekly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKED UP
One of these days, these boys are gonna end up watching an actual recorded murder.
And that would still be preferable to watching Miami Connection.
@@wilcee238 Miami Connection is stupid fun tho.
It'd be preferable to watching The Item or Robowoman, though.
@@B.-T. Fair enough.
Can we count exploding varmints as one?
@@ackbarreserve i do. That’s an otherwise hilariously terrible couple of videos-and a third I can never watch a second time. Poor varmints!
If anyone has ever wondered about Saul's quote in Breaking Bad: "Meanwhile, Shrader's hard-on for you just reached Uncle Miltie proportions"... well, now you know.
It’s all coming together. Rich Evans was the real Heisenberg the whole time! 🤯
You know they've all reached their lowest point, mentally, when Mike is laughing uncontrollably.
When Mike is laughing uncontrollably everyone else is already catatonic.
@@Szokynyovics like the Halloween episode where he was absolutely demolished
Released on a Saturday night, a time when all us RLM fans are guaranteed to be home
I was literally in front of my television in my pajamas finishing up Arachnophobia lmao
i was sleeping from Saturday morning to Sunday morning
I haven't left my house in years
@@hunteryocum2563 been there, 4 years. go to a therapist, take some light antidepressants for a few months, (not more) and write some literature or poetry, even if its crappy, it helps. unless you are american, i dont know if you can afford therapy then
I Am Not guarantee
I want to believe that Mike actually set this up without telling anyone, and their reactions upon walking into the room were genuine.
I'm choosing to believe this.
Idk about the rest of them but it definitely was with Tim
Tim probably walked out and was like "Hey Richard. Mike is doing something stupid in the next room"
Elderly people embarrassing themselves are Mike's kryptonite.
I have to disagree, elderly people make him way more powerful
I think it is paradoxically both his kryptonite and a fetish for him
There's an alley near the RLM compound that people regularly dump stuff in. Whenever Mike finds an item there that gives him an idea, a new gimmick is made for Best of the Worst. I know it seems like there should logically be many more interesting items and thusly gimmicks, but remember that this is Wisconsin
Black Spine Needle Darts
Coming soon: Black Spine Bowling, Black Spine Pinball, and Black Spine Spinal Tap.
The last one is Rich has to choose between a spinal tap or watching the black spine videos. $10 says he takes the needle.
I mean, how much more black could this spine get? The answer is none. None more black.
Here I was thinking that black spine spinal tap meant they had to watch 11 tapes total
I'd like to see Black Spine Uno, Black Spine lawn jarts, and Black Spine Black Spine Spam
I'm waiting for Black Spine Hunger Games
Shame Rich DIED at the Black Spine AXE THROWING.
(Oh, and several Tapes were destroyed too. Marketing didn't test this one out too well...)
The Osho people were dancing to a tune that reminded me of Turtle Dreams.
I thought the same thing. Thought for sure it was a doofy art film until I saw the Wild Wild Country guy.
I see what you mean, but I wouldn't call anything in Turtle Dreams a "tune"...
this is probably one of the most somber episodes of black spine, with a dense atmosphere of existential dread and retrospection..... great episode
Spinning that drum is the most exercise Mike has had since he was a teenager in 1949
I think the logic behind restocking shelves is that if the shelves are half-empty the robber will figure you've sold a lot of stuff today so you've got cash in the register.
Half empty or half full?
It’s based on the broken window theory. If there are empty or disorganized shelves or dirty floors or other signs of disorder, crime may be more likely to happen.
@@TheDaruma harder to do chaos in place of order, that sort of stuff? yea sounds like something Jordan Peterson would have said.
@@DonPeyote420 *kermit the frog voice* you cannot expect to keep order if you invite disorder into your domain. If you want your authority to be respected, you have to start with the authority, not with the respect you're expecting in exchange
tim being the soberest one means things have gone deeply haywire
He is saving up for Halloween.
Tim being drunk in the 2020 Christmas episode is classic "We drunkee around Rich"
tim walking into the room with a spring in his step, glancing at the setup for half a second, and immediately turning around and leaving without any other reaction had me cackling
time stamp?
@@madmanpecos I'd consider it despite this being a year-old comment but it is quite literally in the first 30 seconds of the video
@@Regulith idk how i missed that ive seen this video like 7 times
coulda sworn his name was nin...
Well, *that* resolves the question of “will there be one more BotW before Halloween” with the best possible answer.
had the same question
@@deathby4712 There should be one more...
... but, really "the best"? Hmm... :/
It’s always fun watching people not from Oregon discover the rajneeshees.
Reeeal Bagwan hours who up
and listening to them pronounce it "ore-gone"
@@ahamburger111 That's just the Minnesnowda accent, or whatever imaginary state they live in.
Of all the things I was expecting in this video, I was not expecting rajneeshpurim stuff
I remember them from the news in the 80s
Oh shit, it's Osho! Such a weird moment of local history here in Oregon. Highly recommend Wild Wild Country to anyone who hasn't seen it.
It's fantastic. Every episode is crazier than the last
I need to check that out, I actually saw the “Documentary Now” parody already, which was absolutely hilarious
I would also recommend the Down the Rabbit Hole video about Rajneeshpuram, if anyone wants the abridged history. Still well documented, and thoughtfully edited too.
All i am gonna say is i am glad they didnt put shreddered beavers in the drinking water.
@@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 It's extra good because Rajneeshpuram tried to strike it, which of course meant that people reuploaded the video because fuck copyright abuse.
I love how Mike breaks down and critically reviews the positives and negatives of the Milton Bearle workout tape because he's a damned professional.
I’m disappointed that the RLM guys didn’t each compete to see who’s the best at levitating.
I thought for sure they were going to have Rich do it.
I'm disappointed that they didn't go to the bathroom to compare cocks.
I learned that levitating trick years ago but the way I was taught it is a lot cooler. Well, slightly cooler. It is still "magic."
Rich might have an advantage because he doesn't drink.
This seems like a way for Mike to write off a raffle machine purchase as a business expense, and I'm here for it.
I think they should do junka again, but make it so the group has to watch every tape that doesn't get pulled out. That way the players are motivated to remove as many tapes as possible. Then rig it so falls down after 3 or 4 tapes.
That is a great idea.
You mad genius.
My fondest childhood memory is being locked in a hot car during a California heat wave with nothing but a textbook and your black spine Jenga vid
I always love when the Rajneesh show up. I feel like I was in on the whole thing before it started becoming popular again with all the documentaries that have come out about them in the past half decade. 2008-2009ish When I was in a college microbiology course we had a guest speaker, I forget if they worked for public health or a state crime lab, that was a scientist that helped link bacterial cultures used to poison restaurants back to bacteria found in a Rajneesh lab. They definitely didn’t publicize the talk correctly because it came off as a standard food poisoning investigation but all of us were pleasantly surprised to get a story about a cult conspiracy to throw a local election.
Mike 'I'm not wearing anything less comfortable than a smoking jacket' Stoklasa
I love mike breaking character to let him spin. Such an oddly real moment.
The way Jay peeks in and scampers off like a little rascal at about 7:45 will forever be one of my favorite RLM moments, what a goofball
Mike clearly had 3 stops he made before doing this bit: A hat store, a bingo store, and Hugh Hefner's storage unit.
*Hugh Hefner's Grave.
(Had to get the stains out, though. And the smell of Rot.)
4. The liquor store
I texted my friend that I couldn't go out tonight, as I was watching some guys from Wisconsin play with their balls and tape.
So weird, he never texted back.
I kinda thought the guys were just showing their boomer side with all the Milton Berle jokes, and then the final tape pulled it all together.
"Why does it smell like the fish hatchery" made me cry from laughter
God I haven’t laughed so hard in so long. This is the funniest fucking series on UA-cam.
Have you survived edged weapons?
These guys are so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking
It's also a cringy hilarious treat when Mike is full on blitzed
They could churn out an episode a week but imagine how awful the show would quickly become.
Unless we’re talking BOTW in general, and not just Black Spine editions. In which case they just have great variety.
Really thought the armed robbery tape was made for people considering robbing someone
Yeah I thought after the intro skit they'd be detailing the 20-to-life sentence the robber got and how it was not worth the couple hundred bucks in the register.
In 15 years time, I want to see a "Rich and Mike attempt workouts meant for the elderly"
in 15 years? they should do it right now
@@sednoid I was gonna say, yeah, he's being generous with the years.
The second I saw Rich Evans bring out the phone wallet I knew there was gonna be a slew of roasts. I was not disappointed.
They almost look defeated by the end of this one. It’s a heavy burden they carry.
Damn, Mike roasted Rich for his old-man wallet-phone so hard.
Most people favor Rich Evans laughter, but when Mike goes like this 1:16:10 He steals my heart for sure.
Thanks for more Tim!
I know there are logistical reasons why he is the most common guest recently, but I don't care. I just think Tim is neat
I must be out of the loop. What are those reasons?
@@Tryex818 I think it’s just easier for him to come in since he’s also based in Milwaukee
Osho had that “Ben Kingsley as the Mandarin” vibe.
Wow, I haven’t thought about Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh in ages. I remember him and his group being all over the news in the 1980s for “alleged” bio-terror attacks. (Yes, I am that old!)
@@pdlagasse also wild wild country was about his group
@@bumfricker2487 Netflix documentary series "Wild Wild Country" was all about them. Fucked up shit is an understatement.
It's kind of sad to think that in a couple years when Rich and Mike are too elderly to move themselves, they'll have all these great video tapes to watch to help themselves keep in shape and stave off death just a little longer, but they'll just laugh at them instead of applying any of the techniques discussed therein.
dont worry, they can stay fit by doing the osteoporosis dance.
also, no shit i was typing that exactly at the moment mike dropped the reference in the episode. thats like glitch in the matrix type shit.
Mike bullying Rich about his efficient phone case is peak entertainment. It broke new ground.
I worked at Hollywood Video about 20 years ago - we did indeed have to endure that video. It was one afternoon of video after video after video. Mind numbing - and we had to take notes! Free rentals kept me in that job longer than it should have; I finally got fired for putting RoboCop on the store player before opening and forgetting it was still playing in the back near the kids section.
lmao that fucking rules, kids could use some Verhoeven
I don't know if all Hollywood videos are like this, but the one near my house would only play the audio of a movie in the back corner. Like cool I get to hear a movie but where's the damn tv!?
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Well, RoboCop was marketed at kids 🤣 Especially with toys, as well as Terminator. And I watched RoboCop when I was like 6 😂
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only if they can remain blind to the subversive messaging in his movies
@@iwatchyoutubealot What subversive messaging, exactly?
6:44 I'm so impressed with Mike and Jay immediately guessing that XD
They've seen WAY too many of these things. The fact that she was even wearing a fucking bikini top honestly made me laugh out loud.
It’s 6am and that reveal made me laugh so hard I nearly woke the entire house up.
I think Mike pre-watched it. He didn't even look impressed.
Really doubt they take the time to make it that far into every video on black spine. They might check out the first few seconds to make sure it’s not porn or a snuff film or blank, but that’s it.
@@Steinninn they probably test it and fast forward a couple of times to make sure there’s anything on the video that will at least be usable, so Mike probably saw the chick sitting in the table and put it together but I doubt they watch the whole thing before recording
"Why don't I just grab the tape?"
Rich is asking the realest of questions.
But the answer Mike should have given was "because I needed a gimmick on top of my gimmick this time, Rich".
In the magic circles Mike Maxwell was known and really respected for his passion for teaching magic and bringing in new people to the craft. Alas he passed away in 2019 from a heart attack.
RLM CURSE _STRIKES AGAIN!_
If I remember right, David Blaine would do the standard levitation trick to get the reaction and then they would fake it later to make it look more impressive on camera.
I can vividly remember a friend in high school telling me about it the following week, in particular it was the schtick about being physically ill afterwards that seemed to convince him. The matter-of-fact shooting and editing of that street magic special was pretty compelling for its time, especially for a network TV special considering it predates the reality TV boom and found footage films.
Jay : " I want to continue the adventures of Seymour Seal"
Mike: "I want to hear more of his puns"
Me, a man approaching 30 living with his mother : "YOU BOTH WANT TO SEE MORE SEAL!!!"
This episode reminds me of 'The Lottery', a short story written by Shirley Jackson where a community picks lots to see who "wins" the titular lottery where the "winner" gets stoned to death. So yes, I'm equating Black Spine to being sentenced to death.
Isn’t that the backstory of a Vault in Fallout: New Vegas?
"of course, the book does not contain any hints about how to win the lottery. It is rather a chilling tale about conformity gone mad"
It isn't fair! It isn't right!!
Getting stoned for black spines is de rigueur, my fine organism.
@@Rokaize yes, there is a side quest when you enter a town along the main road and the person who "won" is fleeing for his life. You can find discarded "lottery" tickets on the ground and the bodies of dead villagers. Inside one of the buildings is the person who placed 2nd and had his arms and legs broken. He'll give you a summary of the story. Iirc you can bring him a medical bag to heal his broken limbs. The rest of the town was either killed or crucified.
I'm glad Tim is around he brings that extra spice to this stew of chaos that is RLM
Meh he’s alright
He looks like a villain now, though.
@@thecluckingassassin his a cool drunk
Nah, Mike was trying to get more words out of Tim but he was too drunk.
MONTAUK!
Either Tim is dropping a gem or he is just babbling incoherently... he is more "all or nothing" then any of the other rotating 4th bananas.
The moment I saw Osho; I was like "Oh thats the death cult guy", I was then extremely worried that RLM recognise them
I don't think they count strictly as a death cult, because they didn't Jonestown themselves.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Yeah, death? Not really, but they're fairly extreme as far as cults go.
It's funny they mention a netflix documentary. I knew them from the Down The Rabbit Hole episode
(and upon searching, I've know learned they apparently have a reputation for taking down videos that mention them, as that original DTRH video is gone. So hopefully they won't go after this video too)
@@collinmclaren6608 there's a re-upload somewhere if they haven't got to it.
Sex cult not death cult..