I made the worst engine in ATG's Engine Simulator
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- I hate it.
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00:00 Start
00:21 Slow-mo
00:55 Dyno run
01:15 Shifting gears and top speed
02:06 Idle
Slime Dice
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The 𓂸5 engine goes hard.
Haha 😂
Those connecting rods are forged from pure hopes and dreams
Facts🤣
No cap
Fax machine
They're made of thoughts and prayers
Dude you just made my night with this one
Absurd math problems be like:
Now find x
@PICKLE CREW you gotta use the formula of y=x½+3
666th like
@@PICKLECREW There it is
the problem be like: tyler has to drive his clapped out civic to the store. How much torque does he need to lift a banana?
I’m more concerned about the fact that this thing revs to 11k rpm
it's made of virtually indestructible internals.
@@ronindebeatrice Indestructimonium. Forged. A new element discovered in North Korea a few years ago. It has to be smuggled out in the butts of dissidents. Expensive and Rare.
@@ronindebeatrice the greatest material of them all
Pure renderium
@@Invizive Hahahahaha
Imagine having an engine made of it IRL in 3022
This thing so fast that when a part just a lil part comes a bit lose....it will get your car into space or literally just make a hole in it also this thing should be HOT
After I, V, Λ, W, rotary and radial engines, now we have upside-down T engines.
plus vibration must be wild
@L'essaim Ducati
@L'essaim Moto guzzi
Do you mean engines like the DB-605 with Λ-engine?
@@Simon_r2600 yeah, classic inverted V12 engine used by some Messerschmitt aircraft
You do realized that,and upside down t like this one mmmmm is a bit funny when you takes a closer look hint:(boys) lol
Kinda odd that it goes from V8 sounding to flat six sounding
Its because this engine is a mix of 2 cyl boxer that Has that Sharp bike sound and 3 cyk inline that Has inline 6 kinda sound and at high revs they just mix together
And sometimes it just sounds like an ass faring violently
I had a Kowalski Berserker with a blown out muffler that sounded like this. Absolutely savage. Rode that thing till the cylinders needs to be re - bored or replaced. Vroooooom , Vroooooom !!!!
The inline 3 helps with that.
The cross 5
If somebody could get this exact sound into a roadster it would be freaking amazing
yes
All it takes is a header, and the proper firing order.
Or like and older Porsche
Swapping a 2gr fe into a roadster then
Sounds like an AF riced car, so no.
I can imagine this engine having like 3 oil pumps just to lubricate all cylinders
Just make it two stroke, oil in the petrol as God intended.
@@ano_nym so this is a Trabant performance engine then
Imagine the heat...
There are engines with two oil pumps and they are V or in-line models.
I've rarely heard an engine that imitate this closely the sound of a fart 😂
Afterall, it's still air that's mooving
Bro u never seen a straight piped civic 😂
Then your fart has a great sound!
Dude when it lets off the throttle it's LITERALLY the giant fart meme
1:39 this part exactly.
This has no right sounding as good as it does.
But why does it sound kinda good tho
It sounds like grinding gears
sounds like farts
Sounds like racing engine, and not like many of the other engines on this platform.
Cant make a bad sounding 5 cylinder
It sounds like an old ford transit diesel
its actually quite a cool sound because it idles like a big v8, then morphs into an inline 6
Riiight around 3k RPM it goes from V8 to inline six.
Decel sounds like a big twin harley
@@davidzuniga4797 yupp
despite being neither
I want that, with its I3 portion sticking out the bonnet, higher than my roof!
The two cylinders on the bottom go to the normal exhaust location, and the three on top have a pace style header that makes them wine like a supercharger.
Hey dude, wich one's your car?
-see that large ass spike over there?
Yeah
-thoose are cylinders 2 3 and 4
WHAT THE FU_????!!!
@@Ferrari255GTO One of a kind, mate. More fun than a Subaru EJ!
@@De19thKingJulion can't deny that!
Preferably air cooled with massive cooling fins.
You'd need an aircraft hangar's worth of space to change the conrods, and you wouldn't be able to fit under most bridges. At least it sounds great though
Wait imagine somehow configuring it to fit under a car lengthwise
That extra long piston rod gotta be made of some martian material to be that strong
It’ll fit in a miata though
@@sebastianfry7813 interesting name
@@SebastianWoodard yours is pretty nice too bossman
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
You laugh, but those three vertical cylinders are the most efficient cylinders you've ever seen
They got some rod flexing btw 😬
it may occure just a little bit in mid 10k’s xDDD
@@matiasdun6599 lmfao imagine how much that rod weighs
@@a_random_youtube_channel6966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The slowmo would be really interesting 😅
Y'all joke but those three vertical cylinders are actually exactly how mega container ship engines are designed for exactly that reason: extreme efficiency. I've heard that the wartsilla RTA96 2 stroke ship engine is the most efficient motor ever built. It gets over 50% thermal efficiency, and has a theoretical peak thermal efficiency near 60%
that actually sounds beautiful. kinda sounds like a dino v6
the new engine configuration, the ⊥-5
BTW, if the inline 3 portion is a regular 120 degree crank, you can turn this into a far less scuffed inline 5. All you'd have to do is set cylinders 1 and 5 to reach TDC or BDC together, but be on opposite strokes (IE one on compression, the other on exhaust) while the middle 3 cylinders run as a normal inline 3 (but probably with a 2-4-3, 4-2-3, or 3-4-2 firing order instead of 2-3-4 or 4-3-2 for smoothness or whatever)
Seems like any firing order in an I-3 would end up being sequential.
It's supposed to be stupid but ok
during the first part of the dyno run, the engine sounded like a concrete drill
Your mom almost sounds like a concrete drill
The slow mo idle sounded like a printer calibration
it's got an air-cooled Flat 6 sound to it, I like
To make it even worse you could try to make the piston rods of the side cylinders only a fraction longer than the excentricity of the crank. That way it should run nice and uneven and might even get stuck under the right conditions. If both has the same length it will definitely get stuck.
Using a longer crank actually meant for less sliding resistance. But hey, we already have offset cylinders.
It sounds mean AF.
I guess you could call it a vertical shaft engine
It's *Le Cock*
Wertical
Thaft (Mike Tyson lisp)
Fengine
WTF
Some men are also called that
That's what my girlfriend used to call me...
There were engines somewhat similar to this, the small cylinder was called a “helper cylinder” and contributed to starting the engine since compression was very high. Typically in heavy Diesel engine equipment, sometimes they were on steam engines also
I love how it goes from V8 to flat 6 on the dyno but immediately goes to taco bell after the rpms drop.
Imagine someone actually creating such engine in real life...
I want to see if the power delivery is as wacky as in the simulation.
"It's over side engines.. i have the high ground!"
Best sounding so far by a mile! Lovely raw sound, I love it!
the start-to-slow-mo transition had me cracking up. Great work :D
An electric car with simulated engine sounds needs this sound simulator!
Actually an ingenious design if you think about the leverage of the longer piston while accelerating and the efficient idle of the other 2 pistons
That went from Hudson Hornet to M3 real quick
Id just imagine the lower part being mounted flat into the engine bay like how it's done in a Subaru. But with there being a useless thin but long tower with intake, exhaust, coolant pipes and fuel lines. A driveable eyesore.
I badly want to see someone build it, or at least model it in full.
Strongest Shape Engine
Thought "wow that makes a lot of power" then I looked at the info header... yeah I guess a 7L 5 cylinder (even this cursed) would make that no issue lmao
Ok this was the craziest and funny video I seen! The engine sounds like the yamaha r6 and the tone of it just gives me the vibes of it. Awesome engine tho! It would be crazy and awesome to see this irl if it was actually made.
Ah yes, the T5 engine, a formidable design
would it sound the same if you didnt have 8 foot connecting rods to the middle cylinders?
Yo, this shit sounds GOOD tho!
sounds like a growling cougar or something like that when revving up from low rpm
@@kalmmonke5037 Bro, NO CAP, 1:27 is one of the gnarliest sounds I've ever heard a healthily running engine make.
i hope you keep making videos like this bro they’re interesting
Part boxer part inline lmao
It sounds like a classic straight 6 at higher revs lmao
Those aren't cams, they're peanuts.
That one E36 at 7 am drifting at every corner:
"I called earlier, I'm here to pick up those rods"
*employee pulls out two 13ft long boxes*
in the low revs it kinda sounds like a cummins 6bt
why does it sound so good
like one of the best sounding engines i've ever heard
I'm willing to model a 9cyl triple bank engine now thanks to this and I hope it'll sound as weirdly amazing as this one. I'm in awe
Mane I can feel the moment of inertia from those conrods messing up everything like crazy
People build crazy engine all the time and it seems to work just fine, I couldn't even get my I2 to run without stalling whenever put into gear, or even idle smoothly, I need a guide sooo bad lol
Fart engine
Therapist: a tri-doup cylinder engine won’t exist
My dreams:
Absolute mad lad stuff, thank you for letting me realise things like these exist
"ayo what engine you got in this thing?"
*looks across at giant extension rising out of the bonnet*
"A T3"
"My Upside Down T Stroke will walk yer Camaro any day, Son" muttered Bob as he tried talking over the beatboxing idle noise.
Those cam lobes haven't missed a leg day, that's for sure!
Sounds awesome!
Impressive someone is still trying.
Thanks for giving it a shot.
I imagine that this design is gonna shake the life out of the mounts its attached to. Cudos for trying
It also appears this video caught on. Keep pushing the envelope.
With enough JB Weld you should be able to make it stay put.
it sounds like its stalling all the time , but it just keeps going , and the high rpm sounds so dirty its great .
Sounds amazing 🤠
some post processing on this would make for a really sick and unique sounding engine
this sounds too good bro...damnn
I was hauling skydivers in a C-182 when a cylinder head cracked: It sounded similar to this model.
I think what makes it sound V6/Flat 6 like is how the middle three cylinders horizontally are firing exactly like a three cylinder engine..Then along with the configuration and the other two cylinders, it adds a sort of a V8 engine effect..at low RPMs
What a way to find out Real Civil Engineer has a second channel
I would love to see someone attempt to make this concept into an actual engine.
Insanely amazing. I wish I had the knowledge to do such insanitis.
I'd love if he made an actual ui where you could simply drag a dial and adjust without having to know T.i.
YES
That firing order is down right insane
The torque from that middle cylinder would be crazy
Its got a funky beat to it when slowed down
that slowmo beat is fire tho
Goes from sounding like a 90s chevy truck with no cats to 90s civic very fast
0:30
My man created mechanical polyrhythm. Bout ta write a song over this shiz.
It sounds incredible. I'll take two, please.
Nobody talking about those ostritch egg sized lobes on the camshafts 😂
this actually suprisingly sounds pretty amazing haha
It sounds like an old British in-line 6. Beautiful
Man the Cam Belt/Chain must be a thing of extreme beauty.........?
Better hope to God those 3 vertical pistons aren't using Maxpeedingrods or else you're gonna be driving a rolling bomb threat
conrods: "mr storm i don't feel so good"
I can imagine the slow-mo secrion being a dubstep beat
Around 4k rpm it sounds like a weird subaru boxer engine, or an MG. Kinda cool sounding
I'm just worried about the profile of the cam lobes, honestly.
Great work, troll complete, return to HQ.
I can't believe you've done this.
it sounds very calming, i really enjoy this sound
Nice Sound 👌
Holy shit you made a beat in an engine simulator, that’s so cool
Rolls-Royce Crecy
General characteristics
Type: 12-cylinder supercharged liquid-cooled 2-stroke aircraft piston engine
Bore: 5.1 in (129.5 mm)
Stroke: 6.5 in (165.1 mm)
Displacement: 1,536 in³ (26 L)
Dry weight: 1,900 lb (862 kg)
Components
Valvetrain: Crankshaft-driven reciprocating sleeve valves
Supercharger: Gear-driven centrifugal type supercharger with variable angle of attack of the impeller blades providing up to 18 psi (124 kPa) of boost.
Turbocharger: Three engines fitted with exhaust turbine (50% scale version of Whittle W.1 turbine)
Fuel system: Direct fuel injection, 2 x CAV 6-cylinder pumps
Fuel type: 100 Octane petrol
Oil system: Gear pump
Cooling system: Liquid-cooled
Reduction gear: 0.451:1 (Left-hand tractor)
Performance
Power output: 2,729 hp (2,035 kW)
Specific power: 1.71 hp/in³ (77.97 kW/L)
Compression ratio: 7:1
Fuel consumption: 85.4 gal/hr (388.2 L/hr) at 2,500 rpm
Specific fuel consumption: 0.55 pints/hp/hr at 1,800 rpm (with exhaust turbine, ~293 g/kWh)
Power-to-weight ratio: 1.43 hp/lb (2.36 kW/kg)
Honestly a radial 4 would be interesting I wonder if the imbalance would technically cancel out.
I kinda want to see this IRL to see this monstrosity
I love the dyno graph
Sounds like 2 stroke go karts on steroids
So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line.
This engine in slow mo has the best beatbox base ever
The crankshaft would probably bend on the high piston
I like to imagine the top cylinder is just sticking out of the hood
I love how agressive it sounds. Nearly too agressive, which i didnt think it could...