Unintentional ASMR Suit Fitting and Measurement Compilation [ Remastered ASMR Cut ]
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- Опубліковано 8 сер 2021
- My favourite suit fitting and measurement videos on UA-cam. Lots of unintentional ASMR here. Noisy and unpleasant parts were cut out. Audio remastered as usual.
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Never has establishing a navy suit for war been more relaxing
Your the best
i absolutely love the fact that I see this comment everywhere on asmr videos
Seen the original?
I don’t get it
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Those last suit fitters went 100x more in detail and planning with a single suit than I did buying my house, my car and planning all my vacations in my life combined
yh some ppl really like their suits too be on point
It's okay friend, me too.
You: "That house. That car. This place."
@King Saucey Me: My tests, my studying, my Grades😅
They tailor for me and my wife
He's the going to be the best dressed man on the battlefield after all that establishing
I think that's already been established.
I'd like to establish that the amount of establishing going on in this video has established how good this guy is at his job.
He established 8 establishing measurements
always remember- the establishment is the culprit.
Could you establish that further?
ATTENTION: Do NOT use the line at 0:05 as a pickup line at your local bar, it NEVER goes down well with the ladies! Referring to them as «sir» seems to really piss them off as well..
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@@SH4RKL0V3R got ‘em
I’m guessing you speak from experience?
I judge by eye only, works just aswell
I'M GONNA USE IT
Just when I thought the war was over. Here he comes to suit up
This is a well ESTABLISHED compilation
Amazing. This is my favorite type of asmr, glad other people are making compilations
Established.
What an established establishment you have been establishing, sir.
It’s nice that the rule of thumb actually involves the literal thumb
I’ve watched a lot of suit fitting videos and I must say at the 6:15 mark has to be the first time I’ve seen someone actually take a watch size into account.
Bread was never meant to be triangular.
i love how i just watched that video🤣
It is amazing how a secret society has been established based on youtube video history
Lol!!!
I think we are part of a quite big community that share the same passions
What a great video that was.
sort of like a football field, the LINES are there
Forgot to tell them to drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response.
Good ol' Saul
they won't receive fully
50 percent of customers notice a good fit at the time because the tailor did some work on the disks and the joints.
He only pinned one side of the pants, he should have checked both legs as they could have been out by a 32nd of an inch
Only time I’ve ever been fitted for a suit was in a really old building with those beautiful old wooden floors, I nearly fell asleep standing up.
How dare they cut out the "navy suit for war" it sets the tone
it really establishes the rest of the video.
I was wondering what the hell everyone was talking about.
Without that line, we end up with a video that's rather square and unstructured
@@CALISUPERSPORT I found it in another video and I hate to do this but I genuinely cannot tell: do people honestly think that guy said 'war'?
Because it's a tired, overdone meme that needs to be retired?
So professional and relaxing 😌
The concentration of the assistance is incredible
It occurs to me that tailors would make excellent pickpockets. They have a reason to get into your personal space so you’re not suspicious - and a full 360 access to boot. And they make fast adjustments seemingly at random that divert your attention; perfect for a lift.
They’ll give ya a navy suit for war, but they’ll also steal ya watch and phone right out of your jeans.
They could even pin the pocket to make it seem tight like there is something in there when your stuff is long gone
I don’t think many tailors are scrounging for bills though to be fair, suit fitting and tailoring is a very high class profession, but pickpockets could still be possible ahahgahahgagggagagaggahhhahaggahhahgaggagagagahhagagahhagaghahahagagahha
Loooool dangerous statement
And they’ll sell them back to you as contraband from your requisition officer buddy - which you’ll proceed to lose again gambling for cigarettes with your crew mates on your way to liberate Europe. It’s a viscous cycle. But it all starts with a proper fitting.
Can’t believe he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath
I must the last person on earth to have not encountered the “sandwich breath” video, which one is it
@@natecook1661 Look up Pat Lafontaine ASMR
I can't believe he didn't get red in the face like I did...
Good good establishing a navy suit for war. Was getting a bit worried then
Kirby is such a dandy boy lol. I’m picturing him walking into a saloon and ordering a glass of milk.
I’ve watched a lot of videos on his channel and it just makes me laugh. He probably has $200,000 worth of suits at this point. He kisses the butts of all the bespoke suit guys like they created the polio vaccine, as if making suits is the most important profession on this planet. And at the end of the day, he still never looks good, just because he’s cursed with that face and that body 😅
He has the world’s worst posture
I didn’t mean for my comment to come off mean spirited! Don’t get me wrong I like Kirby and find his videos extremely relaxing (I watch them to sleep, actually).
He may me a dandy boy but he’s OUR dandy boy!
@@jefffawcett He has the countenance of a man who has never worked a day in his life.
The man could definitely do with a few pushups every now and then to try and balance out that frame a bit. But I like a lot of his content, quite relaxing. And he introduced us to the lovely Suyamba, so he gets a pass for that. :)
I never thought I would say the following sentence but, I want the long version.
Now if we did that correctly both the fitter and the customer are supposed to get navy, but I suspect only you got navy this time.
“hAhHahAhaAH” *fake laugh*
dont mind my sandwich breath😂😂😂😂😂
now if we did that correctly both the doctor and the patient are supposed to be red in the face but i suspect only i got red in the face this time.
The tailor at 9:04 is getting in some Alexander technique movements. Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response
Great reference
I love you for this reference.
He could do with working on what I call triangles
This video has established tingles
Let's all agree that he is himself totally aware of the whole "establish" joke during in the second clip
Love how in the last clip the second guy just stands and stares at the customer and occasionally states a random fact, but is otherwise useless
He sounds like a very very serious David Tennant and I love it
0:25 1000 IQ move there
It's good to see someone who knows their trade.
Alternate universe where Nacho Varga grew up in London and became a tailor
"inserting 3 fingers is a way of depicting the right size"
That's what she said! 😂
"Inserting 3 fingers" , also a good way to find if she's a keeper or not.
I’m not sure which part makes me feel weirder: the look exchanged at 10:44 or the pinned trouser shot at 10:55
Yooo I am crying in tears of laughter funniest shit ever
I find the last one super awkward. The amount of trailing off!
neither is awkward once you realize they edited the talking out of each part
Step 1: Ditch the goatee.
Step 2: Get a suit.
I see this man followed Mr. Stinson's instructions.
Thank the Lord that someone established this new upload. TM Lewin have removed the original. I have emailed them but are yet to establish the reasons behind their decision.
Probably something to do with it becoming an overused, tired meme predicated on mocking someone who isn't a native english speaker.
Just got here again… feels good to see there’s alwqys people who keeps the situation establised.
I established this video in my favorites.
There were some Jewish owned mens shops where I grew up in New England....these guys knew their stuff and their customers. Great service.
I’ve established that I can’t establish the true feeling of asmr as I’ve established in my mind that this has become a navy meme for war
Bro this gotta be the funniest comment i ever seen
As suave as Kirby is, he’s got the “LeafyIsHere” chin and I can’t unsee it.
"I need a war suit for the navy."
Going to War in style is a must!
If you can’t look good while kicking ass, then what’s the point?
I am irrationally irritated by the way Kirby stands - it's like puppet feet (one foot forward one foot slightly inturned) just generally seems to have poor form... which is incredibly ironic.
When I grow up, I’m gonna be a 36 inch jacket too!
Unintentional ASMR is my favorite. I hate whispering
Chevrolet Zebra Honesty
He never told us why he wanted a Navy suit. A diplomatic peace keeping mission me thinks.
It was your face!
😂😂
Don't forget the lidlag
Ooh, suits you, sir.
Nothing beats an English tailor
9:02 This guy's channel is Kirby Allison for anyone who wants more, he has many videos like this
I really like the lempf of the jacket that was established by establishing.
you should do a compilation of triangles (what we call triangles)
If I ever owned a business I'd want this guy saying it was established in a certain year (2021)
Then we have a series of triangles, what we call triangles...
Rip Barbara Brinner .
Grandissimo
I kind of hope one day the model from the first video posts a response to all the "navy suit for war" memes and chastises everyone for making fun of his accent and driving the joke into the ground.
If I ever strike it rich I'm immediately going to get a nice bespoke suit. It's an experience as much as it is an investment
The first haberdasher had a unique style, the tie is under the collared shirt. Sort of like an Ascot. It’s a good look.
The establishing guy !!!
Sandwich breath for war
ASMR (rich person edition) (feel comfortable you have money and can afford it)
“mmmeyes, I find this indubitably fascinating I shall buy one tomorrow”
Very nice thanks you 🏅🏅🏅
Mark Strong’s Suit Emporium
They need some lovely little guidelines for establishing some of these suits
Id trust those last two taylors with Kirby. Their suits are a spot on fit.
the LEMPHT of the jacket
Have we established that the customer at 9:04 is Mr. Bean?
Now that we've established that, next - piece of lettuce.
Keep thinking ooh suits you sir every time he says sir
Why is this so hypnotic
Those are some flamboyant shirts on the shelves!
establishing the correct lemphth
this is the best kind of ASMR, the unintentional kind, because lets face it, the ASMR whispering is just creepy.
the whispering in those ASMR vids has the exact opposite effect.
Asmr with purpose is way better. Spot on
LLoyds Luxury Boutique should watch this to learn how it's done.
Never forget the curvature and silliyyouett
Perfect. Single break. Not in the American style where the trouser leg finishes at the top of the sock.
I really want to go check them out now but i dont think they are in france.
I love how he says establish, heo sounds more professional
What is the triangular shaped tool the guy is using in the last clip to make adjustments to the suit?
Tailor's chalk
The first clip is legendary. Did the customer survive the war?
Some say he died a war hero, wearing his navy suit for war!
It has not yet been established that he did
No
reminds me so much of ed Stafford, even sounds like him
30" waist !!! I was that briefly when I was born 😂
Right on that knuckle
It was your face.
The shop clerk looks like Mark Strong‘s brother.
Maybe they also have a hidden secret agent base in the back…
How old is this video? Its very relaxing
With his chest size established, pink shirt guy would soon be ready for war.
Where can I find only the third video?
Never seen someone so passionate about putting clothes on like a suit Taylorsman
Now I know where "Rule of thumb" originated.
Didn't know that Tyson Fury was also in the suit business.
Time to do abitofanarmmeasurement
Do navy suit for war makers get sandwich breath? Or is it just doctors?
And teachers 🤨
Seems like the first tailor’s suit isn’t even properly fitted for him lmfao.
I had no idea this legend had several videos, I thought it was just the Navy suit of war
i too need a navy suit for war
and don’t come near me with that sandwich breath
Navy suit for war
Wonder was there any sandwich breath
Now, if that shirt was fitted correctly, both the soldier and the tailor are supposed to get red in the face, but i think only the tailor got red in the face this time.