Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers
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- Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers
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lol, all the 'one side of the bread' posts....eons ago when I was married, I made my husband his favorite sandwich, mustard and pimento. He said I made it wrong, one side is to be mustard, the other pimento. I said I did make it that way! He says but the mustard has to be on the top side, otherwise it's too spicy on his tongue. I stared at him a full minute, then without breaking eye contact, reached over AND....flipped his sandwich over on his plate for him. That's when I knew the marriage was doomed....
Lol!! Just trying to wrap my head around the idea that an adult, with a responsible job (probably), and a DRIVERS LICENSE could be that dense!🐝🤗❤️
Wow. Just wow.
😂🤣😂
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😂😂 My ex-husband and yours may have been brothers!
Mine: he was flipping out in bed one morning that the new horizontal blinds we bought were no good because they let in "way too much light lines" and it was my fault he'd woken up TEN MINUTES before the alarm went off, because he had wanted black ones not white ones. Really worked up about it. Called me an "impulse shopper" and a "fool for fashion" and less complimentary names besides. Total SNIT was had by him.
I silently stared him down as I reached around my nursing 4 month old baby, took hold of the cord and pulled slowly as it flipped the blinds in the other direction, thus darkening the room considerably, and erasing all "light lines".
"Oh." He said.
And I had let him breed. Three times. 😆
My toddler son couldn’t function if the seams in the toes of his socks weren’t perfectly straight. He’s now the head of the canine unit for a law enforcement agency. I hope the bad guys never find out all they have to do is twist his socks…..
As a little girl I wouldn't wear my ankle socks if they had creases in them or if the tops stretched and went all wavy. My little brother screamed blue murder when my dad put him in the bath with his socks on 😂😂
OH the sock agony is real! It runs in the female side of my extended family. Of course in all fairness the socks they make for kids these days are pretty bad at the toes!
At least your son wore socks. I got to the point with my now 24 year old daughter that I just carried the socks and shoes in the diaper bag. I got tired of people coming up behind the stroller and asking if the socks belonged to me. She also adamantly refused a bib of any kind no matter the material or type of closure. She would rather choke herself attempting (and usually succeeding) to remove it than tolerate a bib in any way. Quite the shock as her older brother didn’t care what he wore and was a relatively neat eater. He however had epic tantrums if his graham crackers were not perfectly evenly split into fourths along the perforations every single time. Also there was a Right Way to cut his sandwich but it differed depending on his mood. Fun times!
@@jamestrishiley3440
Well very clearly Dad was wrong.
For years I explained to my young daughter how a woman's body worked... she had also had health classes in school. So she was prepared for what her body was preparing to do.
So when this glorious day came when she was 13... I gave her a calendar to keep track of the usual 28 days. She screamed in horror and said, " YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO GET THIS AGAIN?" ( Oh honey...sit down)
She's 54 and is a Nursing Professor...still makes me laugh when I think about it.
overheard a 8yo girl in hospital grounds going to see mom and new baby say was you there when baby came daddy? yes he came a 4.30am, girl pauses then asks was mommy asleep? dad heard me snort turned to me rolled eyes
@@philiprice7875 🤣😂
*That's cute Philip!*
When mom told me what was about to be happening at age 11 (cramps & spotting were already happening), she told me that the younger a girl starts, the later in life she has her periods, at least 40 years. I said indignantly, “That’s not fair! Start early, stop early is how it should work!” Mine lasted 36 years, 8 months. HA! 😂
@@dawnkindnesscountsmost5991 * Oh*
*poor baby girl...it is funny now, huh? But*
*it is such crap we women have to go*
*through...ugh...* 🙄😮💨😟💖
Honestly, I haven’t hit menopause yet and I still say “again?” every month 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
They're little people wit BIG emotions. My favourite is when my three year old throws a fit because she gets exactly what she asks for.
We had a set of Book House books when I was a kid, which I loved. When I was 14, my mom arbitrarily sold them, thinking I had outgrown the stories. I went hysterical and said I wanted them the rest of my life, and for my kids and grandkids. The buyer wouldn’t sell them back, so mom spent years looking for another set. Finally found one and presented it to me as a gift (1937 edition). I went hysterical with happiness, read the books to my kids later, and still have the set. Irreplaceable.
AS a dumb kid, I loaned one to a friend, never got it back. 30 years later found ONE for sale. )))))
@@katehenry2718 I know, Book House sets have a way of not being returned. I still have mine for my descendants to guard with their life. I read them to my kids.
I have my mom’s set from the 30s. Not sure I will ever part with them. Best books.
Books are friends!!!
I love My Book House!
Especially the story about Rafe, Henie and the suit of armour in the gallery at Knole.
I’ll be reading them all to my granddaughter when she gets a bit older.
When my then 3 year old son and I would get fish and chips for tea, we would walk around the block while waiting. We always walked past a church and I used to tell him it was God’s house. One night we saw a light on and he said “oh God is home mummy”. The next week the minister was standing outside the church and he got so excited yelling “mummy, there’s God, there’s God” so loudly that people were staring. I was laughing so hard. He’s 31 and still remembers it. Wish we had mobile phones back then so I could have filmed it.
I remember being in a laundromat with my 4 year old when a man with a dark beard came in to do his laundry. My son looked at him in awe and whispered, "Mommy, there's Jesus!"
Flying home after our vacation to Disneyland, we hit some rather bad turbulence. Service was stopped, everybody was buckled in and everybody on the plane was pretty quiet. In the midst of this silence, my 5 year old daughter, very loudly said: "Are we gonna crash now?". The whole plane laughed.
@@birgitmitchell5873 She provided the tension release those passengers needed. I'll bet the flight attendants got a giggle out of it, too.
😊❤🙏 This is so beautiful!! It made me feel warm inside!! What a wonderful memmory this mùst be for you and your now grown son!! God bless you both.😊
My maybe 2yr old daughter kept unbuckling my son's seatbelt and he yelled, "She wants me dead!"😂
My daughter is 40 and is still mad at me for the time I cleaned her room and threw away the little scraps of paper that were apparently her Barbie dolls report cards.
Awwwww 🥰
Memory is a funny thing. We tend to remember the good and the bad but lean toward the bad more and time distorts things. Forgiveness is often sought and hard to find. I hope you find yours.
Acknowledge what you did instead of making fun of her and watch her let it go!
Maybe acknowledge that it was important to her as a child and apologize instead of treating it as trivial. Be respectful instead of making fun of her.
@@angustheterrible3149 Plagiarize much?
When my son was four years old, we lived next door to a lovely older lady who was grandmother to an adopted black grandson. This lady was kind and gracious and stylish, but she did really overdo her makeup and her foundation did not match her complexion. She came over for coffee one afternoon and brought her little grandson to play with my son. As this little guy was the first black child my son had ever really seen (we live in a predominantly white area of the country), he had many questions. I let the grandmother answer his questions and she explained that God created all of us and loves all of us equally and that we should love and treat everyone, no matter what color, with kindness. My son sat quietly, thought about what she had said, and then asked her, “So God loves orange people like you, too?”
😂😂 How did she react?
I don't get why people think kids being assholes is funny. Teach your kids respect and stop encouraging them to be rude.
@@Adelicows he was four years old, and asking questions; it's not like he was a stroppy teenager
@@Adelicows, in defense, they, no matter their age, have their own minds. Out of the mouths of babes..
I would still like to know "orange lady's" reaction.
My three y/o daughter had a melt down when we realized a kitten she had found and named “Princess” had been misnamed. We tried explaining the kitten was a boy. She cried, “Well, change him back!” 😂.
My daughter sent me a picture of her toddler daughter with a single tear on her cheek, and her lower lip stuck out in an adorable pout. She was devastated because her father would not give her a salt-and-vinegar potato chip. I did the right thing and organized a telethon to raise awareness of toddlers who are denied salt-and-vinegar potato chips. My only regret is that Sarah McLachlan could not provide the music for our commercial spots.
When my daughter was five we were in a busy restaurant bathroom. I took her into a stall and when she was done I took a turn. She turned her back to me so she didn’t have to watch and said “ I’m just gonna go over here and smoke a doobie” Of course I am aghast and asked her where she heard this? Her response was “ in a van down by the river”. This did not make things better. I had forgotten we had watched an old Chris Farley SNL skit on you tube a few nights before! I’m just glad we made it out of there without child services being called!
OMG! That is too funny! That skit has grown on me over the years 😂
If I’d been in the next stall and overheard, I would’ve had difficulty containing my laughter! 😂
People believe that young children are too young to understand a movie so they leave them in the room . Very young kids understand that when parts are laughed at, they must be funny & that's what they'll remember. 😁
You posted this 2 years ago and I'm still laughing.
Four year old crying because his brother smiled at him and he didn’t want to be smiled at.
In the 90s as a toddler, my now 26yo little sister wouldn't go to sleep without listening to the complete Alice in Wonderland Disney book on tape, with songs. The complete thing. If one of us didn't flip the cassette to the other side she'd scream bloody murder.
Me, my other sister and mum will still randomly start singing I'm Late by the white rabbit. She absolutely hates it and it's hilarious
@Tara Jones
Oh, I love this!!!! That is my kind of humor!!!
In the course of raising 9 children one of my indispensable clothing items was a pair of Osh-Kosh overalls. They fit my toddlers and when we were out and they started to misbehave, I could just grab them by the back straps and carry them off like a duffel bag. They learned real quick that if they didn’t want carried out they needed to behave so I would put them down. My wife did sew they snap up crotch shut so they couldn’t fall out the bottom when it unsnapped.
@@maggiemae9099 I love these! Some people get bent out of shape saying you are treating the child like a dog if you "leash" your child. But think about it. Kids are always wanting to be out of the stroller or out of the arms. In either the stroller or the arms they can't be active or look around at what they want. I do think that one shouldn't *pull* them by the lead, but better to take them by the hand or put them in the stroller when it is time to walk on.
@@jgw5491 You never see American kids on reins, they are strapped into strollers or a car seat. They don’t seem walk anywhere. But in Britain we remember the two year old who wondered off with two older boys only to be found dead. If only he had been on reins, it wouldn’t have happened to him.
@@maggiemae9099 They use them in Italy too. I learned to walk because of those. I was too afraid to let go of a table or couch to walk free but I was strong enough. My parents put the harness on and when I went to sit down they pulled up. I saw the harness was holding me up so I walked with confidence and they let go on their end and I kept on going!
@@maggiemae9099 They didn’t have one of those when I went to a big city. I was heavily pregnant and was terrified my toddler would get away from me, so I made one. He was so proud of his ‘leash’ when I eventually trusted him enough to let him hold it and ‘walk’ himself. He was very careful to ‘heel’.
@@jgw5491 I’d rather a live dog-child than a dead child-child. When I walked my son on his ‘leash’, I only ever got compliments.
I apologize in advance to all the parents who had to (or still have to) deal with these situations, but I laughed until I cried during this *ENTIRE* vid. Thanks for the laughs, everyone. *[wiping eyes]*
Before my 6yr son could go to sleep he implored me to write down my parents' phone number so he could secure a ride to school in case I died during the night.
When my daughter was 3, I took her to a restaurant as a special treat. While we were eating, she stood up in the booth and shouted “Look, Mommy, a witch.” It was a nun sitting nearby. 🤭
And that restaurant would never see me there again.😆🤦🏿♀️
Our girl was about 4, when we went to the grocery store. I saw the ladies in full traditional Islamic attire enter the store ahead of us and thought nothing of it. It's a growing population in our area of Atlanta. A little later, our girl comes racing up the isle to me and yelled (at TOP of her lungs)"Mommy! Mommy! Evil robbers!" I looked back to see the ladies had entered the isle we were in. OMG!! I just could've died!! It was all about trying to give her a lesson in multiculturalism right there in the bread isle. 😬
The first time my son saw a lady in full, black Islamic dress he said, loudly "Mum! That lady's a ninja!"
I had a similar experience when I was a nanny for a 2 yo but it was an older lady with a scarf tied over her hair who heard that little girl call her a witch.
I hope the nun laughed.
The macaroni and macaroni struck a chord with me. My son was 5 1/2 whenever we adopted him, and he did not like milk, but he DID like cheese and anything else made with milk, but to drink milk would be like drinking poison in his mind. That said ….I could not put enough macaroni and cheese in this child. he wanted it morning noon and night. One evening I’m making dinner and he happens to walk by as I’m combining the ingredients to make the macaroni and cheese… Guess what I’m putting in about that time? Milk! He had a major meltdown in the middle of the kitchen. Said I was ruining dinner….said I didn’t know how to make macaroni and cheese. And I was crazy to think that cheese and ice cream were made with milk! Laid on the floor as he screamed and cried. Good times! 🙄 Yeah, good times. 😂
I'm about to turn 56 and still eat dairy products but even smelling milk will make me feel like vomiting, let alone drinking it, so I understand him😂😂
@@lauraadrianasalvatierragarcia I was quite understanding, I’m the same way about pickles. 😂
I have a friend who won't eat vegetables, ANY vegetables. However, he eats fries. One day I said "you know that fries are potatoes, right?" He replied, "it's how they're made." I just shook my head and dropped the subject. That said, after watching this I can imagine the veggie meltdowns he must've had as a toddler.
@@donaldlayton437 Oh yeah, that sounds like a perfect setup for a five year old’s melt down! 🤪
@@lauraadrianasalvatierragarcia Ever tried raw milk from Jersey cows? Tastes and smells amazing. I'm lactose intolerant and yet I can drink that stuff all day with no issues! The dairy case milk has been ultra-pasteurized and that process along with all the GMOs has changed the flavor and nutritional value.
My grandson had a meltdown because his choc-ice (chocolate covered ice cream on a stick) melted enough to fall off the stick. We put the ice cream in a bowl, it had only fallen onto the table, but he refused to eat it. I put it in the freezer and served it to him the next day telling him it was chocolate chip ice cream. No problem.
My 2 yr old son kept asking for a “Toenail Banana” and things were getting a bit heated as I did not know what he wanted. After some drama I realised he meant a “Lady Finger Banana” which is a cuter, smaller banana here in Australia. 🍌
7:09 my parents still talk abt how I used to annoy them with my imaginary friend "Biki", like if I wanted snacks then Biki should also get it, otherwise she would be sad and if I have a toy, Biki should also have it, so everything double-double.
But I forgot about Biki after the birth of my sister and instead did everything a kid does with my sister and my sister believes she was Biki before she was born.
😂🤣😂. Whoever put this together I have to thank you. I have had one of the best most needed laughs while watching. I’m certain my kids can bring up similar devastation in their lives (23,20,15). Fortunately for me at least right now, I may be suffering from severe memory loss of these events. I am sure I may find out recovery isn’t possible and scars run deep at any moment.
My favorite is the dad in the bookstore who sat down & started reading. Totally ignoring the child is the correct way to deal with them!
Never have I been more thankful that I am childless.
That little guy who wanted the rain to be inside IS SO CUTE 💙
No kids, but my cat will sit there and whine even though she’s got food in her bowl. I can lift the bowl up, shake the food around and put it back down and she’s happy as a clam. She also climbs out of the cat box and then scratches at the hard wood floor trying to cover her “deposit” up.
One of my cats covers her poops fastidiously but then scratches at the wall to continue to cover it up. She even sniffs the wall to check if she's covered the phantom poop completely... 🤔
At some of the comments;
These kids aren't necessarily entitled!
Every single kid has moments like these. When you're a kid the world is big and scary and your brain isn't developed to handle it yet. Hence why so many of these are completely illogical. Punishing them for things they don't even understand would only make things worse! The proper time for discipline is when they're purposefully acting up/doing what they're not supposed to, and they fully understand that. For moments like these when it's all illogical you have to be patient, assure them everything's okay, and help them grow out of it. 💜
Exactly!!
The ones where the parents are rolling their eyes at their kid's creativity that the parents are too humdrum to understand make me pretty sad.
Let your kid finish his gingerbread house with the lights off if he wants to!
I don't like eating broken cheese sticks either! Who does?
Mine didn't. They were 99% quiet, well behaved boys.
@@laurakibben4147 I rarely hear of quiet boys, wow!
@@AmeliaEarhart537 they developed their own interests in addition to being aware of what I liked and it just turned out well on its own I guess.
My 2 boys were easy too, I’m kinda shocked when kids have meltdowns like that but both of mine started talking very, very early 5 months and 7 months . I’m mean talking not gibberish. It freaked people out to see this 6 month old baby look you in the face , point at you with his whole hand and say very clearly , “What’s that?”
I do remember similar things happening with my 3 kids. However, what I remember most is not with my kid but my sister’s, and not so funny. He had to have his food placed in an exact way on his plate, and cut just the right way. It turned out that he was on the Autism spectrum and later developed severe OCD. These early instances could be a sign for some children so, please please be alert and don’t always laugh off what seems funny at the time.
My five year old had decided that a good way to avoid going to school was to be really slow dressing in her uniform. A couple of days of this with me cadjoling her my patience broke. So next morning when she started her nonsense I informed her that she would arrive at school in whatever state of undress she was in when it was time to leave for school. She didn't believe me until she's in the back of the car in her vest and knickers with the rest of her uniform on the seat beside her. She completed dressing on the pavement outside the school gate. Needless to say the next morning she was dressed, teeth cleaned, shoes on before we left the house. We did not have a repeat of the delaying tactics ever.
Years ago during the 80's the pope visited nyc & the news was flooded with his visit...I took my 3 yr old by bus to my parents in upstate NY...reading a magazine I suddenly heard a big breath taken by my son...I looked up just in time to see him spot the priest a few rows ahead....for the rest of the trip to Kingston NY he kept screaming every few minutes " its the pope"
Where was I for that?! That's hysterical!! And once onto something, they DON'T just let it go.
@@dgeneeknapp3168 trust me..I felt like gaging him but to many witnesses
@@sagbrady8414 Motherhood certainly will make one weigh the value of not being incarcerated versus doing the things that briefed go through our heads, when the kid is acting like someone else's kids 😏😁.
Did you introduce your son to the priest. Most would have found that hysterical.
@@colleenobrien8212 no..the priest was kind enough to come back to him...I can still feel my sons hand on my face trying to turn my face to meet the pope...he never believed he was just a priest and made a point of telling my parents we rode with the pope...
At Christmas dinner this year, my son brought up when I wouldn't let him attend that concert that one time....when he was 13.....he's now 38. the recovery prognosis is not good.
Until she died, when I was pushing sixty, my Aunt Ruth took every opportunity to remind my family (extended) what an awful child I was. I wasn't all that awful, and I became a kind, responsible adult. Guess that didn't count.
My 2yo son had a meltdown because he wanted sweets after breakfast, screaming Dessert! Dessert! Of course, no sweets after breakfast, but worth a try. 15 minutes later he had another meltdown because he didn‘t want to wear gloves, screaming Gloves! Gloves! Ok, we‘ll just take them with us. Once we got to the cold outside he changed his mind, screaming Dessert!!! Err pause Gloves! We still laugh about it…
A few days ago my 4 year old granddaughter asked me to gently open her pop tart. I wasn't sure why the word Gently was used, but soon found out I Ruined her whole day because I apparently broke the pop tart. I don't know anything about being gentle and she will never ask me again to be gentle with her pop tart. I'm kinda hopin she doesn't ask me. Not sure I could take another chewing out with that look of disgust on her precious face. Lol
As a grandmother I now find my toddler grandchildren’s meltdowns a hoot🤣🤣
OH absolutely... Nothing makes me laugh more that a child having a meltdown for no reason...or reasons that are in this video. ( PS they do get mad when I laugh, but that only makes me laugh harder)
Example... when I kiss her grandfather in front of her...( 2 ) " WWWWWWWahhhhh MY PAPA!"
Me too. I try not to react but damn it is hard. They are pretty funny.
remember sister asking our mum for ideas mum smiled said karma is a bitch
When my middle son was 3 we were shopping at the mall. He was with my sister. As I walked up to the pet store there was several people chasing rabbits. My little darling somehow managed to release all the bunnies from a big pen at the front of the store. He decided they looked unhappy and needed to be free
“Tax, tax, what is this tax?!”
I hear you loud and clear, little brother. Loud and clear…
It is great she could do math in her head at that age and knew she was supposed to get change back.
I completely went "Amen!" at that one too! It seems extremely weird to me how some countries apparently don't include tax in the listed price tags, and so you have to work out yourself how much every item will ACTUALLY cost at the till....? Sounds super-stressful esp when on a very limited budget! 😟
It IS stressful. I bring a calculator and pen and paper everywhere so can make such to calculate everything. It gets old fast. Especially when you're exhausted or extra stressed out. I love it on the rare occasion when something rings up less than the expected price! ( Unless it rang up less cause I got the wrong thing! lol.) Sales tax has doubled since I was a small child. Ugh.
*make sure to calculate...
Oy
Afaik the USA is the only country to do this (not include the tax on the sticker price)... every country I've been to (there are many) in my 55 years, the sticker price is what you pay at the checkout 👍
My now 33 year old went crazy when he was six, and I put a pair of much too small cowboy boots into a charity bag. He had a complete meltdown, crying “we had such good times together !!” 😊😅
Just FYI, different fingers DO taste different. They are also different shapes and don't fit the same way in your mouth.
They do taste different according to what disgusting thing they have been handling.
Totally! When I sucked my thumb, I'd heard it could shrink, so I tried sucking my other thumb... Just no! 😂 It felt gross, and tasted dry and odd.
My son was an interesting kid. He required calf length socks on his feet AND his hands at all times. Without two pairs of socks a day it would be a full meltdown. The one time I tried to leave the house in a hurry but didn’t give him time to get his girl, boy, dog and pencil (ALL IMAGINARY!) ready, he told me that I could just leave without “them”. He was a solid 3 yrs old. Lol.
When my son was about 3 if we did anything he was against (everything), he'd say, "You're embarrassing me!"
Even if it was just the 2 of us at home.
Nothing is funnier than parents being honest about their own kids pecadillos and peculiarities. Thanks for the laughs
At 5 yo my daughter was part on stage with her class at church and yelled at me to stop watching her. Her class was mid song at this point. She would not continue singing until an actually looked away from her. I then heard about this the rest of the day.
Fast forward 25 years and as I was being taken out of the helicopter that air lifted me unconscious to another hospital this same child yells across the parking lot at me to “get your sh*t together, mom”. I’m honestly not sure where all of her drama comes from but I sincerely pray she has 2 kids just like her. Her dad and I are numb to it thank goodness.
As a parent and grandparent, l simply love these. Because I’ve lived them!
A different space-time continuum exists for small children...cherish it.
I have no kids but I feel for you. I remember my mom taking us to department store and telling my little brother not to touch anything. He said, how do I not touch the floor? A lady who is probably my age now overheard and snort laughed.
When kids do tantrum over "ruined" food, eat it yourself without comment and send them away to do "something else". Works every time.
Or give it the dog, that's a great way .
My 23 yr old, when a 23 month old toddler, went "bat-crap" insane because I would not let her drag her 4 month old brother around in a battered cardboard shoebox tied to an old skate lace. The tantrum was so loud, I had to go stand with the baby outside so the neighbours would not think the child was being murdered. 😆
When my son was 3 he flipped out and wept for 20 solid minutes because he asked for ham and I gave him ham but what he actually wanted was chicken, and I made the mistake of explaining that each foodstuff had it's own name. He kept wailing "Chicken is dumb! Chicken is dumb!" while rolling on the floor. I put the chicken back in the fridge and he got so upset he stopped breathing for a second, but when I reopened the fridge to give it back to him, he slammed the door on my arm and yelled, "No! No! Chicken is dumb! Ham! Ham! Give me HAM!!"
To this day, if he asks what's for dinner, I tell him "Ham" and wink. 😂
My youngest, at about 4, was a fairly quiet kid, so when she started screaming like she was on fire one summer day, imagine my surprise. Her problem? The freezie I had given her earlier had melted and there was about a half inch of bright blue liquid in the bottom of the wrapper, but when she went to drink it, it MOVED. Threw the wrapper at me and yelled, "I want a refund!"😄
And yet we keep them, eh?
Your kids are insane 🤣
@AmeliaEarhart537 No, she is insaner because she still wants to keep them 😂😂
My Niece and her husband are very down to earth people who live with their two lovely children on London. They picked up their 4 year old from preschool, and made their way to the top of the double decker bus to go home. Their cherubic child, with rosy cheeks and golden curls, was telling them that her pre-school friend was going to Paris for the holiday weekend, and that she wanted to go too. They explained what they were doing instead of going to Paris. Cue a meltdown of epic proportions, lots of screaming "I want to go to Paaaaaris!" over and over and over, while. stomping her feet,, squealing and crying. They were humiliated. The crowd on the bus ignored it, as Londoners do, while silently judging their parenting...
I think rather than judging them for their parenting, I would be thinking thank God it’s not my child this time.
Now I understand why parents with small children try to talk us childfree adults into having kids. It’s because if they have to suffer the meltdowns that are of the ketchup touching the hotdog bun then so does the world. Haha, not happening, Betty!
Because misery love company. LOL
With everyone of these I had to remind myself that they were about actual children, not about many of the adults walking around in broad daylight today.
Some parents get them two confused and just raise children and forget that they were supposed to raise adults. Anyone guess as to how many of these little ones actually grew up and which ones became mass shooters. Happy New Year
@@smarthome2660 For all you know, the mass shooters are the ones that got beat for crying, and they're still trying to finally get their own way by being the big man in control...
@@kelliepatrick519 no one is suggesting parents beat their children, but some kids never grow out of this behavior and we end up with Kyle Rittenhouse and Karens
@@emilymulcahy Well, you don't really know what steps the parents took on most of these. You just reacted to the behavior of the kid. You're assuming they didn't do any 'discipline', whatever that means to you.
@@kelliepatrick519 You are right, I don't know. This is why I said it is anyone's guess. I was beat, battered and severely abused by a racist alcoholic father. I turned out just fine.
My point is that everyone is so afraid of CPS, they fail to properly educate and most times discipline their charges. Parents need to enforce that which is not tolerable as an adult while the children are still young. I see so many kids now that refuse to accept the word no. This is because their parents give in to the whining to easy. The latest mass shooting I saw that the parents actually bought a minor the gun used in the active shooter event. They also knew the kid had the weapon the morning of and before the shooting and was called to the school and did NOTHING to stop it.
Peace be with you, stay safe and happy new year.
So happy to find I'm not the only one going thru these events!
When my son (now 28) was four years old, he climbed up on a three step high step-stool in the kitchen and told me to come give him a hug because then I would know what it was like to hug him when he became a man…….blubber city!
The wife asked what we should have for dinner. I said "dead cow parts & all the fixins "
When she went to make a plate for the six year old boy she l let him chose. After asking for everything but the meat wife asks " you don't want any steak?" Boy says yeah I'll have some steak I just don't want any dead cow parts."
It isn't the drama that fits here but the ensuing conversation about where meat comes from was interesting to say the least. The now 20 year old is still a carnivore.
That reminds me of the time my cow loving son was about 4 years old and announced that he knew the reason McDonalds had the double doors on the back was so the cows could get in to make the burgers.
@@stevedavis5704 well in a way he's right.
My son accused me of throwing away all his stuff yesterday. I cleared his dresser of all the trash that had accumulated. He said “you threw away everything”. I told his it was just trash, bits of candy wrappers and such. “Yep, everything is gone.” I told him in addition to candy wrappers i also threw away old dirty gum pieces, fuzzy pocket cough drops, broken pencils, laundered pens, scraps of school hall passes, and paper masks with holes in them so yep, everything went. He sulked back to his room. 17 years old. RIP fuzzy pocket cough drops, gone but not forgotten.
Yep: my son was an emerging teen and no matter how I tried getting him to clean his room was probably our biggest struggle. He went to camp and I decided to re-do his room. I prepared him before but he liked the room just melted down all his nasty stuff was gone: old wrappers of stuff, food wrappers, broken stuff. Nasty . Now at 37 he is a neat freak .
@@thesilversurfer7136 why do teens need to keep hold of their rubbish! I thought it was just my kids. My 16 yr old son has a "collection" of empty soft drink bottles and cans. They aren't even limited edition or something, just regular cans and bottles but heaven forbid if you even look towards them.
I can't thank you all enough for the marvellous memories. I've had a good laugh today.
My daughters were flower girls in their step-sister's wedding at ages 6 & 2. Explaining that step sisters are not evil like Cinderella's required a preschool-level explanation of divorce. At the rehearsal dinner, during ones of those conversational lulls, my 2 y/o asks very clearly and loudly, "Mommy, why did Fara's mommy stop loving Daddy?" Everyone turned to stare. Everyone. Including Fara's mommy. 😬
I just sent a thank you note to my four non-dramatic children, now grown.
My two year old experienced something similar, it was very bad….. mummy didn’t cut his grilled cheese on the diagonal 😳
This happened to a friend of mine when I was over at his house. He went to remake the sandwich, and I told to cut each square into 2 triangles. Might not work for everyone, but it worked for him.
Our girl got 2 slivers of onion on her cheeseburger. She was 3 or 4 and wouldn't touch it. I got her another properly made. She still wasn't over the trauma. She wouldn't eat the fries even. I got her a kiddie ice cream and she wouldn't even eat THAT. McDonald's was on her bad side for a very long time. 🙄
Nanny here. I cut the toast wrong. I wasn’t about to remake it and waste food. I taped it back together. Luckily, I judged my little guy’s temperament correctly. He started laughing and then ate the toast. It’s not always about the toast. It’s how you teach them to react to disappointments. And humor wins almost every time. I didn’t have to say a word.
Reading these made me laugh so hard, and also feel so incredibly grateful that my daughter only had one meltdown. When she was four, she threw herself to the ground screaming because I wouldn't get off the phone when she wanted me to. I took her to her room and set her on her bed. I told her that she could come out when she calmed down. A few minutes later she came to me and apologized for throwing a fit. That was it. But, because of our 👼child, my husband refused to have another one. He was certain that a second one would be the complete opposite 😈. He may have been right.
My son, who is now 18 was a few years old when we were walking down a nearby road. He saw a KA-also known as a smart car (little compact cars) and shouted 'hoover', it's a hoover!. I did understand his point to be fair. Still makes me chuckle now.
and am i thankful that i missed kids and went straight to crazy cat lady?
That's exactly what I want to do too 😂
I remember being inthe store when some child was having a meltdown. I just walked over and remarked with a casual attitude "They always cry when you beat them."
When 2, I learned chickens came from eggs.
When my mom served scrambled eggs, I cried.
"How would You like it if someone ate Your babies!"
When my youngest was about 3, she almost refused to wear socks because they gave her toe wedgies.....lol
my 8yo son in back seat of car to his 6yo sister see it goes all stiff when you stroke it.
total shock on mine and wifes face turned round to see them stroking the cats tail
One of my identical twins had a meltdown when they were four because her sister would not stop looking like her. They are now in their 40s and I think they’ve finally sorted it out.
Perfectly reasonable. 😂
Wow, this video is really good birth control 😅😅😅😅😅
I am not a parent and did not wish to be. But if I were, I'd know exactly how to get back at my kids. I'd keep a diary of all the crap they pulled. Then on that special day, when they introduce me to that 'special person' to be in their lives, I'd pull out the diary and start reading.
And I thought mum pulling out the photo album was embarrassing enough (but at the same time, love this idea!)
Aaand now we know why you didn’t want kids
Thank god you didn’t have kids! Good for you.
I remember back in '09 when we went to Fiesta Ole for takeout and my little nephew, three at the time, kept asking us in tears why we 'left the baby in the car?' My SIL told him the baby was fine and that he was going to get CPS called on his aunt for leaving the new kitten in the car.
Good kid! You don't leave kittens alone in the car either (unless it's plush).
I love the drama queens. I’m just glad they aren’t mine. I’m a great grandmother and still remember the epic melt downs.
Omgaud this video is so awesome.... thank you again for this ❤❤❤❤
I once offered my three year old a brownie after attending a women's group at church. Horrible mistake. He lay on the floor flailing and screaming "I DON'T WANT A BROWNIE." Hilarious.
My son would not eat broccoli when he was little, but he liked to eat the "green trees"!!😊❤
The hot chocolate one reminds me of the time when you make hot chocolate and they scream it's to hot and they want it filled with icecubes ,perfect. lol
Just had my friend’s daughter do this tonight at the zoo. Got everyone hot chocolate to warm up (we live near Chicago) and she asked why didn’t they put ice cubes in before adding hot chocolate to the cup.
@@slc1161 love it. Aren't children precious 🤩
My (adult) brother is sensitive to heat. He usually has ice cubes in his hot drinks too if it doesn't have creamer or whipped cream to cool it down.
After reading all these posts I realize I made the correct decision NOT to have children.
You missed a lot of laughs. I mean they really are just great little gaff making, creatures with a strange sense of how the world operates. They take a complicated world and put into their simplistic understanding of things...and the fun goes from there. It's all about loving and understanding them...and laughing at them behind their backs.
@@dgeneeknapp3168 I agree that children can be such a gift. I just knew in myself I was not in possession of the temperament to be a good mother. I thought it better to not have them than to have them and not do a good job. I had a wonderful mother so that is not involved in my decision. I made the right decision.
@@carolpearson6179 if you don't think I'm too out of my lane, can I ask if you're still very young (under 30ish)? I ask, because I saw myself in that same light in my 20s. I actually disliked kids, even when I WAS little kid myself. I was that strange kid that was waaaay ahead of grade level for the first 8 years of school. My mom said I was the oldest kid she ever met. Everything young people did irked me...especially in the military dorm. I was 36, when we had our little bundle of joy, excitement, and embarrassment. I KNOW I would have been a less than optimal mom in my 20s and early 30s. I'd have taken good care of her, but I wouldn't have been the enthusiastic mom I have been. I always respect a person that thinks enough of children to not have them, if they just aren't into the idea...so much better than the ones that have kids, because they couldn't be bothered to prevent pregnancy. I too have always been a person that took control of life and didn't just let life happen to me. This long winded comment is just a cautionary tale of knowing that even control freaks that plan EVERYTHING change over time. If you are already past that point in life, I hope your choices brought you as much happiness as mine. If not, perhaps you'll decide later you have just been a late bloomer in the whole "mother's instincts" rhelm.
@D'genre Knap I am 68. I have never leaned toward having kids. I worked 35 years as a Neonatal Nurse Practitioner in newborn intensive care unit. One of my dear friends had 2 kids and they always referred to me as the other mother. They were kids enough for me.
@@carolpearson6179 That's great. I could never do NICU. Pediatric care was hard on my nerves in general. I always did adult units myself, but the occasional Pediatric case would be mine. A couple became critical on a moments notice, but turned out fine (because kids make me so nervous I kept up the post operative routines long after the protocol was supposed to be past. The birth of a fetal demise baby pretty much did in any desire to work with OB or neonates. Anyone that has done your work certainly has been something of a mother to many.
Thanks for reminding me that I am not the only one with a child who has a meltdown (sometimes daily).
When I was four, I still used a binky. I overheard the dentist tell my parents that it was hurting my teeth, so I declared that I needed to stop. I do not remember it, but apparently it was a struggle. Many tantrums. But it was my choice and my parents were diligent in helping me through it. I'm proud to say that I was successfully able to quit. I feel really bad for my parents though, because honestly what the heck do you do in that situation?
Not let your child use a binky until age 4, for one thing
My son loved chili...all time favorite. But he decide that he didnt eat beans...but when I explained there were beans in his chili..it broke his heart. It took awhile but he finally shut his eyes and enjoyed his chili.
2:35 To be fair, the toddler is right to be upset: taxes should absolutely be already included in the displayed price of every item, to avoid confusion. It drives me mad when they do this, it's outright misleading.
I cut a cup cake in half last weekend making the frosting in the middle. Less mess. My 2 1/2 year old grand daughter cried and said “you broke it”. 😮😂
She didn't have a meltdown, but it costed my husband en me months before we understood what our daughter ment with red spinache. It was spaghetti.
Our confusion was climber, souse, and green guy. Ladder, cereal, and Incredible Hulk. Don't know where my daughter came up the the first two, but the Incredible Hulk was her favorite thing to watch about the age of 2-3.
A lot of this stuff could be prevented by telling them to knock it off...& being prepared to back it up if they don't...
Totally sympathising with the hot wheels kid and the hidden tax.
A lot of these are very funny but some are very sad because A child had a meltdown over nothing.
When my children were 5 and 3 they saw a little kid having a temper tantrum at Walmart.
I told them when we got home that I would explain what was happening.
I told them that I didn't want them to embarrass me nor did I want to embarrass them so if they were doing something they shouldn't I would say you're breaching the third level or I would put my finger on my eyebrow.
At that point they would stop whatever it was they were doing.
I only had to do it once and it wasn't bad, just a little too loud in a quiet setting.
I wasn't mother material and didn't have kids. Reading these confirms that and answers the question of why my siblings so quickly and happily gave me their kids for visits.
Yes! There are so many times when I've been happy for my hysterectomy. I even have a happy hysterectomy song. 😁
I love kids and happily interact with them, but to own one 24/7/365? Yeah, there's a reason God didn't give me the Mommy genes.
@@Kaemea I never wanted to be a father, never even thought about it being one. I knew it from childhood. I never liked children when I was one!
@@leefi1 Yep, I knew by age 15 that motherhood wasn't for me. I disliked dolls unless I was playing "Teacher" and I was completely indifferent to all babies except my younger siblings, and those only until the newness wore off. LOL
I remember asking my Mom if I was a bad person for not wanting kids. She was super supportive and told me that she was glad I knew myself so well. She also said that my thoughts might change but either way, it was okay.
A message for all despairing parents. Children never starve themselves. You are allowed to say “that’s what you’re getting to eat”, then remove it while they scream, and then represent it to them for snacks/meals until they eat it
Nope.
😂😂😂
I have had that last one pulled on me, but only once; I reminded said toddler that them eating cookies wasn't something I particularly wanted to encourage, and I probably shouldn't give them any more since they kept spoiling them....
The hot chocolate not hot made me laugh so hard because my nephew and he was little always wanted a cheeseburger with no cheese and if you try to order a hamburger at the drive-through and he heard you say hamburger not cheeseburger with no cheese he’d throw an absolute wreck
And the girl who wanted beer lol when my daughter was 3 or 4 my sister in law took her to swimming lessons and you had to wait in a group for your instructor so while waiting with everyone swimming in the next set she asked my sil if I was still stuck in jail - 🤣🤣🤣 - I was a guard who was ordered into overtime lots 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my! In and out of jail on a daily basis, you bad girl!!!! Now, THAT'S FUNNY!
When my daughter was 3 we were in the McDonald's drive thru and she was screaming in the back seat she wanted hash cookies 🤦♀️ she refused to call them hash browns.
Kids like that are very sensitive. Their brains work differently.
Also a granola bar wrapper moved too far down could be a stressor because some other things that are stressing them out.. Like maybe a parent thsts callous and selfish or a sibling who is tormenting them.
World doesnt revolve around the parent only. Kids are immature for a reason.. They are kids..
The parent is a supposed mature adult.. But many are too much into playing mind games with small children who are innocent.
4 year old son, at the time, refused to get allergy shots until he saw his 6 year old sister in lineup in kindergarten getting vaccinated .. next trip to doctor, extended his arm and said, "if I die, I die" ... now 55...
My youngest was 18 when we lost his and his brothers baby books and photo albums i had meticulously kept (because my mom hadn't for me) in a fire.
Crying, I said i was sorry only to get "thats ok, I'm not sentimental like that anyway".
OUUUUCCCCCHHHH 😭😭😭
I didn't suck my thumb, but I did suck my left index finger, and the kid above is right, the other hand is just not the same. 🤣
My son rarely showed his ass in public, because he knew his dad would take him to the car and wallop him... however he was the WORST sore loser, well maybe not worse than tRump, but you get the idea. Everytime he'd DEMAND that we (husband, son, and me) play cards, we'd beat him 9 out of 10 times. Cue the dramatic screaming and pounding up the stairs, hollering "it's not fair!" while my husband and I died laughing.
Or the time my son's banana broke. "boke naboom, naboom boke. He had tears. I held that banana together until he ate it all, which he immediately did. I think it's one of the few times my son ever obsessed. I love my son.
Thanks for the giggles!
😂 the ham with cheese on the bottom
Try to remember that these things are important to them. Be patient.
You don't know what patience is if you haven't carried a baby for nearly 10 months in your womb and were sick most of the time. You don't know what patience is if you haven't been up on your toes 24×7 looking after every need of your hapless newborn. You don't know what patience is when you haven't faithfully cleaned them, fed them, played with them every minute of their waking hours....fondly anticipating the time when they would have grown up to do all these by themselves. And you don't know what patience is when you finally realize now that their faculties have developed to good functioning order, all they choose to do with them is throw some kind of a tantrum or the other....which tantrums never seem to end because as it happens you also suddenly realize in their eyes you are no longer the loving, adorable parent they could rely on but a naughty one and indeed a very very very naughty and untrustworthy one at that! So, how many of us at this stage are actually ready to give up on them? Hardly any....(though of course there are crazy exceptions)....and that my dear is Patience. Now, do please step off that high horse of yours....it is most unbecoming.
@@ninaballerina2807 I had children, they didn't have tantrums. The reason they didn't have tantrums is we listened to them and explained why things were. Maybe we were lucky the kids were reading at a college level in grade 5 and went to university and now have good jobs.
The things you might find ridiculous matter to them that's why I call for patience not ridicule.
@adamcarter6862 So, your idea of patient parenting is ensuring your kids read university level at grade 5 and land good jobs. Well then, glad to have you know, by your own yardstick I am a double graduate at patient parenting. And, this despite the fact that I didn't go for a child-centric parenting, rather the God-centric parenting. Thank God!
The time my son was 4 and overhead the word "B*tch" on TV. Naturally, he repeated it. As I explained in a slightly more serious tone that it was a word he was not to use, he began crying uncontrollably. I reassured him that he wasn't in trouble, but that was not the source of his upset. He explained while trying to catch his breath, that B*tch was the most beautiful word he's ever heard and was devastated he couldn't say it. He's now a teenager and when I hear him talking to his friends I feel he's trying to make up for all the years he couldn't use it. 🙄
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My dad used to invite his grandchildren to his church. Until my son got the entire Sunday school class to question God. Because everyone has a right to worship what they want. And even if it is different from the church, it still counts. He was 6. The Sunday school teacher wanted to meet me and explain what happened. We never got an invite back. 😂
Close-minded a little? WHO doesn't appreciate a six-year-old theologian with his own ideas!
@deborahcavel-greant6155 My dad is closed-minded a lot!
i may even light a candle
6:20 "Thou shall not look through your co-passengers window". It is in the ten commandments. Look it up.