The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On ‘The Broke Agent’ Instagram Account
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On ‘The Broke Agent’ Instagram Account
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I don't think the staging agent went overboard with the plants, I think the plants killed and ate the agent and then decorated the way they wanted to.
I've never heard the term "staging agent" before. Didn't know there was such a thing.
@@AndrewVelonis Often when houses are flipped, the flippers hire staging agents to stage, or decorate the house, to show what the house might look like if the buyers were living there.
😂😂😂
@Ceares You crazy!!! That was hilarious. 😆 😜😝
Ha ha ha ha
Now I want that hilarious narrow staircase for my kitty. I am in a one-story, so it can end at the ceiling, possibly with a viewing balcony at the top. Ah, yes.
@Sarah Shea I never saw that in real life, but I saw a wonderful home in a book with that sort of set up. There were even holes in the walls where the cats could walk through to the next room. The holes were shaped like cat heads, with the cute little ears. The whole house was just glorious. 🥰
Sarah Shea LMFAO
There’s your real “cat walk.” Meow 😻
Sounds dope
My cat would love it.
My ex-husband was a carpenter. He would never have done this with a customer’s home but our own, yeah. Several of these make me say to myself, I’m surprised he didn’t try that!
lol!
My husband would be my ex if he did some of these things to our house too. 😁 lol
My husband is a backyard mechanic, you should drive my car. 😁😂🤣
About a century ago, there was a PA Dutch contractor named "Kochie", and Kotchie never met a floor level he didn't like; he liked this one, and this one, and that one... So he built them all!
We had to step down 8 3/4 inches to walk into the house's back annex and then step up 7 inches from the annex to the bathroom. I had to raise the bathroom floor, And to get away with not having to raise the toilet flange, which I had doubled the wax seal on, I had to cascade the door stoop down to the tile.
Fun, fun, fun, fun fun...
This is very funny. It took me a minute to see the gray house with the poop windows. I'd like to see more of this. I almost became a real estate agent in 08'. Thanks.
I had to look at the comments to see what was wrong with the house. lol
After failing to find the problen for a few minutes, I caved and caught out the wisdom of the comment section. Manny a thank you for your eagle eye.!
I did have to put the video on hold.
7:08 lololol. Now I see it. Poop! Looks like some house owner or architect has an interesting sense of humor.
No way. To work all day showing houses exposing myself to the general public for what?? My supervisor to claim credit and throw me 10% on what I should have earned.
I'm sorry but the tub/shower at 0:26 is seriously cool. I might update the rest of the bathroom but I would totally keep that awesome time capsule.
My Daughter’s house has one darn near the same! They’re slowly remodeling the whole house. Seeing as the shower is physically in good shape, the plumbing in great shape, replacing it is not a priority! It’s kinda cool to shower in lol My Grandkids love it! Lol
Why are you sorry? Is that your name or maybe your quality, i.e. you just walk around all day feeling sorry for being alive? Or are you just genuinely feeling sorry and felt the need to tell us or is you feeling sorry related to you liking the bath and you don't feel worthy to like something so you're pre-warning us that although you like the bath, you are genuinely sorry for liking something so you want our forgiveness? If that's the case, I forgive you and headby give you permission to like whatever you want, otherwise I can't work out why you're telling us that you're sorry 🤷🏻♀️
"Time capsule" 🤣🤣🤣
@@autumn5852 Oh brother! Seriously?
@@autumn5852 You do realize its a pretty common turn phrase
That blender disposal contraption. Whoever made that should be working for the space program.
He does. That's what's under one of those $500 government toilet seats we always hear about.
Yeah, that reminds me of the contraption NASA rigged up to get Apollo 13 home. Quite a feat of Shadetree Engineering!
Smoothie anyone?
That's why I love the Americans, they always have a great sense of humour and I laughed hard watching this
8:00 I remember the episode of The Brady Bunch when the parents installed a pay phone in the family room, because of mis-use leading to high phone bills.
That is what I was thinking too. I saw that and said, "They must have teenagers." LOL
I dated this chick back in the 90's who had a working phone booth in the corner of one of the rooms, always funny using it!
"Nothing to See Here" @ :42 That loosk like a friends place in Texas when they had that storm and Freeze!
The "poop house", OMG!!!!!! So many of the homes are simply hilarious, what was the builder thinking, let alone the home owners! Whole new level of WTH!
Thank you I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the house I was hoping somebody would tell me!
This made me laugh so hard! I needed that. Thank you!
Omg the skull backsplash. It's cool. Maybe not for me but I know some people who would absolutely love that
Real easy to clean, too.
All are smh. But the worst are the bathrooms. I can imagine being heavily medicated and breaking my neck when I just need to pee.
We went once to see a house that was advertised as having a garage, but it was nowhere to be seen. When we asked the realtor, he showed us the dropped kerb, which allowed you to park your car on the sidewalk!!
We ended up buying another one (from someone else), which had a bathroom with burgundy walls and pink floor and fittings. I used to call it the cabaret. We renovated it, believe you me!
Sick flat screen got me hahahahahahahah
I once viewed an apartment that didn't seem to have a bathroom. When I asked the agent, he went into the bedroom, opened a door of the built-in wardrobe to reveal a shower and another hid a toilet. He said, I kid you not, "it's ensuite".
🤣🤣🤣
So's a chamber pot. Ye gods.
LOL!! I love it when a video makes me actually LAUGH OUT LOUD! Funny stuff and amazing what people will come up with. POOP!!
I actually liked the one marked curb appeal lol… an interesting person lives there🤗🐝❤️
It looks like they sneak out at night and steal signs. I hope they at least drive to the next town to do it.
@@Ceares How would that make it better?
@@deborahdanhauer8525 So true.
@@phabulouss1 🤗
Being an AT&T retiree, I love the coin phone at 8:02.
It reminds me of that episode of The Brady Bunch.
@@Unajet Same here!!
Must admit some of those things were too cool. The optical illusion tile was my fave. The sunken tub in the living room is odd but I could see the charms. If the shower spraying directly at the toilet had handicap rails, hand sprayer, and the like in place, it could sell as an amenity. The toilet and sink at the top of the stairs only need a shower door enclosure, nonopaque naturally. The stand-alone showers only need the "right" thinking people to buy the place. Some professions send people home so filthy you would wish they leave a shorter trail to the shower. Living in a college town apartment searchers find this kind of stuff far too commonly.
The sunken tub gives out a "Playboy Mansion" vibe.
The optical” illusion “had a drain in the bottom !?!
The grey person on the left of picture at 7:43 reminds me of the Vogons in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie!
well that kitchen does hang there in exactly the same way a brick doesn't
Some of these are absolutely hilarious!!
(My agent did the fake green "grass" Photoshop editing too. With flowers. The house was listed in late winter & nobody's yards had green grass yet. I was not happy, the photos looked absurd.)
That one with the optical illusion of the floor descending into the drain in the bathroom reminded me of the worst bathroom I have seen. Shopping for my first place, a simple condo, inexpensive. Get to a nice home and looking it over. Rooms seem nice, kitchen with nice appliances. Open the bathroom door and .. stunned. Black walls, black tub, black sink, black floor, black toilet, black towels, black mats, black .. black .. black. I and my sister who was in real restate stared, closed the door, left .. and started laughing out at the car. Nice place, nice home, nice price but the dark pit from hell would have to be gutted so .. NOPE!.
And then the one with a tree .. lol .. knew a couple long ago and they had a house designed around a tree (in the 80's). Built a dome over it to let in light. They wanted nature inside their home and too much damn money to care how stupid it was. They were warned it wouldn't work but no they knew better. Roots kept growing pressing on everything, cracks in the walls, and trees are not indoor plants. Eventually the tree died despite trying to care for it and put up with the problems, and they had to tear down that section of the home to remove it and get the roots out of the ground to stabilize the foundation.
thanks for the awesome ideas. I will put a tiolet on my roof and call it Restroom with a View
Guarantee that permits weren't obtained and none of this is up to code.
Right!!!
In the 1970’s sunken tubs in the bedroom were considered very sexy!
Seriously, my husband’s Aunt had one in their pricy ultra modern sleek house.
in the living room though? I mean a hotel I worked at had jacuzzi rooms set up like that but hotel rooms have more privacy than that.
@@Ceares I think that's the master bedroom - complete with it's own fireplace. It's not common, but I've seen them before in older homes. One of the houses we looked at when we moved here had one, in fact. It was a nice bedroom.
I'd love a sunken tub, though I'm sure they are pretty expensive to install, assuming the house can support one to begin with.
My cousin had bought a house with a jacuzzi in the floor like that. Idk what that room was 🤷🏻♀️ had a fireplace too 🤣 with carpet. But I don’t think I remember it having a door. It was like a family room maybe idk. The house is on the market right now on Zillow. It’s been all updated but still having a hard time selling
Can you imagine stumbling to the bath room in the middle of the night with a floor level jacuzzi in your bedroom? Yikes!! 😱
Thanks for giving me so many ideas on future build.
My jaw was dropped through most of these. I stopped at each one to see 'what' I as looking into! Stunning 'ingenuity'! 😱
Same here. I even pulled out my iPad so I could get a GOOD look at some of these. Honestly, I thought the toilet with the TP holder attached was genius! I can’t say it would be “comfortable”, but it’s genius! Lol.
@@little1942 Yup! 👍 A little bit cowboy style with the TP! I thought the old payphone was cool, and the stairs with the live, laugh, love was fun. Must have been alot of work. The rest just blows your mind! 🤯 lol It actually 'hurt' to see such a mess done to deliberately wreck a house! The 4" wide stairs, the door put on behind the toilet, ez fix, showers in kitchens, hallways, etc. These 'bathrooms' looked as if they were put where ever they could find water! I have seen worse bathroom. It's very disturbing! 😂
@@faithm9284
I lived in an apt that looked like they took a closet and turned it into a partial bathroom, right in the kitchen. The sink was OVER the toilet! The only way to get in it was if you positioned yourself into a seated position and then went into the room! (Drop your drawers first!) Of course, if you needed to throw-up at the same time, you were covered! 😂.
I will say, a lot of these houses had “character”. Who wouldn’t want a tub in the living room in front of a fireplace?
@@little1942 You have me in stitches! 😂 Was your Apt in NYC?
@@faithm9284
Columbus, Ohio. The apartments had been part of an airbase. They were “updated” for civilians! 😂
Edit: oh! I forgot to mention. It was also raised up about 6”. So you had to step up into it. We found good reason to laugh every time we had to use it.
Been in the trades since 1981, This is hilarious, but true. You do see some stuff...
00:30 that style of tub isn't the best looking, but hot diggity it's one of the best that I have used. I've gone out of my way to stay in a hotel that had them, even the 6'5" coworker loved them too. they're so wide that you feel like a kid in them!
"Hot diggity" 🤣💀
I like it. Looks easy to clean and use. And install too.
l actually like the "private roof deck". my kind of low profile living.
Yeah that was pretty cool... it even had the foot thingy. My eyes slid over the picture wondering how hard it would be to get to the bench... that roof looks like it could be slippery?
I'm gona make one one my futur house
I love this kinda stuff, after seeing the Winchester mystery house when I was younger I fell in love with weird architecture!
I sold real estate for 27 years. Oh the things we see🤦♀️ So interesting tripping thru these. 😂
Laughed so hard I was crying! Thank you! I needed that 😂
Dance until no one is watching.
The 1970's shower/bath pod is awesome. I would NEVER get rid of it.
When I was a Realtor I saw plenty of bedrooms in the garage and that one was far from the worst.
BTW - Took me a few minutes to see the poop windows.
I didn't see it until I looked down here, thanks for the help.
same.
Yeah, they'd done the floor already. Not a big deal to continue renovating it and meanwhile, it was a functional sleeping space.
You know that contractor did it on purpose. 😂
I couldn’t stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 throughout the whole vid!!!
The cubby with the countdown marks was CREEPY AF
Currently house hunting...it's amazing the sort of crap people rig up and are convinced it's a valuable selling point.
The one with the tree going through it; I actually love that. Not only would I love to have a tree in my house but I would also like the fact that they preserved the tree. I wish more houses would do this.
I was wondering about that... it could have been much better placed though... I visited someone once (very wealthy) who had preserved a small hillside into the side of their enormous house complete with rocks and tree. o.O Truth be told these people would have a hard time getting enough water in to that kitchen tree to keep it alive so I'm thinking it was just the trunk?
5:28 Random tree in kitchen included.
I liked the farmer's preemptive strike of warning prospective buyers in the neighborhood about the realities of "country living" when the country lived in is farm country. Hopefully it does its job and heads off whiny new neighbors.
It's funny but also some of this isn't really bad when you have experienced home insecurity.
Most of these just hurt my head from laughing while realizing how seriously screwed up people are and sometimes you just don't realize how bad until you see their living spaces 🤦♀️🤯😳
I'd like to know the story behind some of the more interesting toilet and shower placements
Looks to me like it was designed for someone with chronic ibs
I think the Poop windows were some home builder's commentary on his/her client!
The blender disposal ???? WHO would even think that up??
My dad. That's not his actual handiwork but hes come up with crap along those lines before 🙄😒
1. The"poop" widows reminded me of a house around Possum Trot, KY. It use to be called the "eye ball" house. Not kidding.
2. The fsbo I don't need a realtor. Maybe not, but maybe some clothes wood help out. Didn't know if you were trying to sell the house or place an ad on an adult dating sight.
Of course you mean "would"
Wood is the stuff you get from trees!
How much wood would a wood duck duck if a wool duck would duck wood
@@gkiltz0 Yes, I meant would. Not exactly feeling worth a shit right now, so don't hold it against me .
@@cdismore3251 I'm not!
Just trying to save you from future embarrassment!
@@gkiltz0
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
@@eddieboggs8306 Not as much as a wood duck would duck if a wood duck would duck wood
The prickly pear cactus mixed into the exterior décor of 'Curb Appeal' really completes the landscaping...
Lol
when we were looking at houses, there were some that were real fixer uppers....That one in Nebraska though LMAO, too true!!! (that's what brought me here LOLOL, must have been in Omaha or Lincoln)
I couldn't read the sign. Help a fella out, somebody?
People are often stupid. Some are very very stupid AND completely unaware of how other’s view their stupidity.
Very funny. Keep this up!
I could happily live in 2:12, they have just enough plants. 5:26, my cats would love this-why else could you do this?
plants clean the air.
yes, my cats would adore that spot and it'd be great to have a spot dedicated just for them, I mean they claim the whole house now, and they'd still do that, but it's nice to pretend.
Who built those houses? The 3 Stooges?
Hell no, even Beavis and Butt-head couldn't come up with anything as whacked out as these houses - not even if you paid them for it!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The skinny staircase is for a cat everyone !! Haha fantastic
Took me a while had to open my screen to full picture in UA-cam and then it hit me between the eyes 😹😹😹at 7:02 the grey boxed house looked like a normal house but someone was “8 poop” times 😹😹😹
What does "someone was '8 poop' times" mean?
@@Ididnotwanttojoin if you look at the house windows that is what is says “8 poop” the first window looks like an 8 and the next 4 windows look like poop that is the only thing in the picture that I could see that was out of place lol
@@dawsie Yeah, I clearly see "poop" and I guess you could see that other window an 8. but I still don't know what, " "someone was '8 poop' times" means. HaHaHa
@@Ididnotwanttojoin It looks like B poop o
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@@Ididnotwanttojoin I don’t either it just pooped into me head at the time😹😹😹
I laughed at much of this but I found myself angry at the same time. Can you imagine having limited funds and wanting to find something good or better for yourself and family, and discover that this is the sort of shit your hard earned money gets you? It's enough to make a saint curse
@Katie The Skeptic
Your comment had me dying laughing! 🤣 😂 And, you know what, that’s probably what might’ve happened.
Poop house actually looks nice. An easy fix to make it Boob house too.
Wow .... I’m getting into real estate this blows my mind! What are people thinking 🤔
Wtf what are how many different drugs were these people on, I've only been in a crazy apartment my sister was renting, you had to walk through two bedrooms to get to the only bathroom, 😂😆
I'm guessing it was a railroad style apartment? I've seen many but thankfully the bathroom was across the living room or the opposite end of the apartment
6:21 actually not a bad idea. It's used in other parts of the world, easier to clean, water drains in the floor. Can stand for shower, can sit if needed. Cleaning the toilet or the floor is easier with water source right there ready to go. It's not traditional, but it's something I suggest to this day for my immobile mother instead of struggling to put an oversized shower seat in a bathtub/shower that gets water everywhere. Water drains through the floor, a good engineer makes it slightly slanted toward a drain, and no more puddles if accidents occur. Speaking of accidents, they're a LOT easier to clean up.
you see more wet rooms popping up in tiny homes
Wow. What incredible music to go with this. Does anyone know what they are called. Great comments too.
I absolutely want that toilet hidden in the kitchen counter, right next to the water percolator. Make my work mornings even faster!
I have nightmares like this sometimes. *shivers*
I thought I’d seen everything until I saw that blender attached as a garbage disposal.
Re the toilet in the kitchen. Well you don't have to go far to have your morning coffee. Also, with the toilet has the oven at your knees, literally. So DO NOT visit these relatives for any holiday gathering. Just think of it. Turkey, stuffing, pie then...."Excuse me, I need to use the Loo please.".
Hey! Kinda like the tree in the kitchen! 🌳🌳🌳🤣
I'm not sure why cats would need so many outlets!
For all their electronics!😆
to plug in all the tablets, printers and phones they like to lay on top of.
After looking at that... structure... for a bit, I think it's a sort of built-in entertainment center. I'm guessing the perspective is from the living room, and the different levels hold different components. The two "almost floor level" step like things I believe are for vinyl records. Just a guess, 'tho.
DIY renovations gone wrong . Hilarious and mind blowing at the same time.
Well in defense of the people that complain about how far away some toilet paper is to reach for in some houses, the one with the roll of TP on the seat, actually isn't that bad of an idea. You just have to remember to raise your leg... Oh and try not to dribble, if you pee sitting down...
Hahaha the windows that spell POOP! 🤣
1:56, Coolest idea, ever. I wonder how long it would take to get use too that 😄.
Edit: I'm assuming, this is an optical illusion?? It's the drain, that's got me questioning.
I've seen ads for a floor covering you can buy with that design.
Don't you have any kind of controls over building? In the UK you have to get planning permission first before you start, from your local town council. Then the details of the construction have to comply with building regulations. Failure to do both of these can lead to a demolition order. There's a guy living near me who is a builder by trade and he has been totally remodelling his house, doubling it in size, for more than three years. It's nearly finished, at least on the outside. But he did go through all the right processes before he started, had all the public notices displayed so people could object to the council etc. He has just completed the roof.
In the USA where I live depends on the location. Whether you’re constructing new or remodeling you need to have permission from the local government.
Looks like the garage 4th bedroom has finished walls, outlets, and hardwood floors. Um...could be doable.
Except it still has the door opener in place.
And needs a closet also
@@chrisitinabobinski3798 IKEA is your friend. 😉
I don’t get the problem with the one at 0:27. It’s actually a very safe shower🤷♀️. Cover it with a nice curtain.
And the added bonus is you can also sit in it to pilot your 70's space craft to safety, too!
I like the optical illusion bathroom, but I don't drink or use, lol
6:51 am I the only one that can picture that being an amazing spot for a Christmas Village? My mom would so do that. She wouldn't complain ever again about not having anymore room for village stuff.
WTF is this, you ask.?.. at 3:02 .That is a classic illegal house modification. It was converted into upper/lower apartments by closing off the existing stairway with studs and drywall.
These bathrooms are the stuff of nightmares!
2:40 is straight-up genius.
Some of this, I just can't believe. People can't be this stupid...
Nothing is built better than a brick poop house.
I looked at 1 last fall with a stairs to the basement. There was the washer, dryer and sump pump, but no furnace water heater or softener. There was a panel at the end of the wall along the stair. It was hinged. We opened it to find a twisting short step through to the original basement and ta-da the water heater, softener and furnace. Couldn't figure out how I was going to get the 40lb salt bags in there. Didn't buy. They added onto the house and foundation knocking a hole in the old field stone foundation to go between. I figure the new foundation will settle differently causing cracking and other issues over time.
Also saw one where the water heater was no where to be seen. Found it under the stairs. Will be a horrible mess tearing out the wall to replace it when it eventually goes bad. They do, ya know.
I need a drink 🥂🍻
Ferrari photo shop, cool!!!, all those misplaced ceiling fans, wild backslash, skinny stairway, I'd just put in a fireman's pole, much cheaper than stairs.
🤣😂
Total cheapskates and idiots as owners. Why would any decent realtor agree to try and sell any of this crap?
As a former Agent these homes are a lot better then some of what I been into
5:26 reminds me of the movie ‘Lake House’. A house built around a tree.
This is what happens when people watch Holmes on homes and say to themselves "I can do that" no Karen. No you can't. I've seen some stupid stuff in my days in construction but damn. These are legend worthy.
1:20 *_WARNING:_* Misplaced rear balconies. Don't step out the back door of any of these apartments. It's a straight drop! 😨
My boyfriend used to live there. The balcony is off of a bedroom. There aren't any back doors. The apts are above businesses.
@@jenni8982 It's only a joke, sweetheart
@@magnificentmuttley154 I know, sugar.
3:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the picture with the tree in the kitchen - "this lovely home features a natural wood kitchen".
The avocado tub was decent, the rest of the bath was updated with the focal point of the tub, so it looked good. What they started with was probably a green sink and toilet and pink tiles.
Yeah, if I was thinking about remodeling, I would keep the tub and remodel around it to emphasize it's gloriousness! 😃
the very first one the bathroom...the shower is really over the toilet really... but 0:54 funny as hell...
Love the POOP, I have to say this makes some of my deranged ideas look real good ;-)
Funny. Thanks.
Great music!
Light mold - lol.
6:02 Well, good morning, Mr Grey, are we going to have a session today? - Yes, Miss Steele, go get the tools. - Oh, my!
Somebody definetely got inspired by 50 Shades of Grey
Those are some, uh, interesting houses, but I can't figure what definition of "hectic" they fit into.
Me neither. Maybe they were thinking of "What the heck?!"