Joel Jaktlund How do you not get it lol? Apple's courage device is a soldering iron because Apple has the courage to solder (remove) all the useful and convenient ports and holes on their products (such as headphone jack, SD card, HDMI, USB A, etc...)
Apple wouldn't bother, mate. They would just use all the money they cheated EU taxmen out of to BUY CHINA. Ain't nobody got time for dem small brands, y'know?
lolwut? Clippy as a virtual assistant? Are you kidding me? That guy was annoying back in 2003. Who else thought that Apple would replace Cortana with Siri, instead of replacing both of them with a useless paperclip?
I'd hate to use apple because it's rubbish for bitcoin mining, not made to play video games at max quality, not made to do multitasking, no simple controls such as the ability to open settings in windows 10 using windows+I, WHERE IS THE RGB?!?, safari is the turd version of tring to make internet explorer, VERY EXPENSIVE when the content I want is not worth the money, Most games are built for windows as it's more reliable and widespread, Why would I have thin keyboard? Thin keyboards are sooo not comfortable and mechnical is better (opinion), Erm.... well.... how i put this? WHY APPLE JUST WHY! APPLE IS SUCH A RIP OF CAUSE IT MAKES YOU PAY TO BE FUNCTIONAL TO OTHER DEVICES AND LEFT WITH ONLY PRODUCTS NOT OTHERS!, Does not have the richest guy working working for the company and also why Apple is rubbish is that its just not as up-to-date with technology such as the ocules rift and practically owns andriod as the two company's allow the products to work with each other and are very simple to use. Reasons why people dont make as many viruses for Apple computers as they are not as widespread and pointless to infect as it's just a bad company.
Omg the device in the thumbnail looks like a 2018 iPad Pro except with a stand. If it’s the original thumbnail then you must have predicted the future!!
I maybe a Mac fan but I know in fact that Microsoft stop using clippy years ago and replace it with cortona based on named after the character from halo franchise
"Applesoft" is already an Apple+Microsoft thing, though probably from before most of you were born. The original Apple II from 1977 came with Integer BASIC in ROM; this was a version of BASIC written by Steve Wozniak. As you can probably guess from the name, it had no floating point math capabilities. About a year later they licensed Microsoft's version of BASIC and called it "Applesoft"; you could buy a Language Card with 16K of memory and load it into that, or you could just buy an Apple II+, which came with Applesoft BASIC instead of Integer BASIC in ROM.
I love how even Microsoft fans are sensible people who can take a joke, unlike Samsung fanboys who spewed butthurt BS about how "Samsung is so much bigger than Apple" in the "If Apple took over Samsung video"...
If apple takes over Microsoft? As a Microsoft fanboy, I'll say hell nah. No Microsoft fans wants that mac junk that wasn't even meant for gaming and I don't want any surface products to be that overpriced. Yes I know this is a parody in all, but I hope this doesn't happen for real.
They actually did this to blackberry loool, they even copied the name iphone 10 from BlackBerry 10 lol, most of the blackberry employees now work for apple..that is why iphone 10 has gestures even tho webos had it, but it works closer to BB10 except with more apps
If sam took over apple......
I'd have to switch to Apple then. I only use a Samsung 'cause it has Sam in the name! Can't wait for the purple iPhone!
Another name for the company could just be 'iCrosoft'.
or Windapple?
Or wipple
*Nipple reference
Or ishit
Wolfgang7117 no that's iPhone
Diogo David yeah definition of apple:ishit genius💯
"hackers dont make viruses to get into our device.........because they dont need to"!....just awesme 🤣😂
“It’s time to change your Outlook to Mail!” How does he even come up with these
If Apple made a car would it have Windows? :)
please don't. It god boring after the 18,944th time
Theodore Viollet funny thing is apple might be working on an electric car 😂
it'll be called transparent material not window
It'll be called the iGlass
No, it would not
the virus part was savage
but funny because it is true ROFL
“Courage device”
*S O L D E R I N G I R O N*
Rob Johns i
What does i mean?
Joel Jaktlund It’s just a meme don’t worry about it.
I dont get it
Joel Jaktlund How do you not get it lol?
Apple's courage device is a soldering iron because Apple has the courage to solder (remove) all the useful and convenient ports and holes on their products (such as headphone jack, SD card, HDMI, USB A, etc...)
Shout out for Clippy mention !!
Micropple
Thats like a shipping name
Micropenis... Wait... Thats not right
Happily Depressed Guy that's perfect name...😂
DONT YOU TOUCH MY CROPPLE
MiCripple
Waiting for soo long
starting with a wig for steve 😂😂
Welcome back to everyone's favourite game show, Which Port Will Apple Remove Next!
Mat 383 lol
I wonder how long it will take to praise you before I get featured at the end of your video where all the comments show up
And people are now liking my comment cause I made it in his vid
I don’t celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Funkmas
The Curator bad day?
You're super creative and genuinely hilarious. Love you, Sam! Hope to see you grow very, very fast!
Um, grow as in subscribers and popularity not in weight, right? Sam says he's gonna get rid of his chins not get more :P
That clippy always gets me laughing. I always expect cortana
trading in Situ for Microsoft's superior assistance...Clippie😂
2:06 he predicted the iPad pro late 2018!
Most underrated UA-camr ever
How About If Apple Took Over HUAWEI??? 😱
Rehaaz Mullins what if apple took over google?
Apple wouldn't bother, mate. They would just use all the money they cheated EU taxmen out of to BUY CHINA. Ain't nobody got time for dem small brands, y'know?
Huawei is a joke.
Didya meen hawaii?
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNG*
BIIIIIIIIIIIIING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
I know this is a joke, but people arent stupid enough to believe Apple could buy Microsoft... Right...?
Yaaay!! I love your channel its so clever and funny!!!
Holly funker Christmas
I have been with u 4 your first 1k
bixby is here
Hey Bixby, open Siri
Im ur first sub
Instant it if apple took over Microsoft not Microsoft took over apple
Why.. Why the update windows song why?
Windows X
Your videos give me the energy for school on the days that I need it! I love all of your content, and funny jokes!
Hi I’m Sam Tucker from every single phone company
lolwut? Clippy as a virtual assistant? Are you kidding me? That guy was annoying back in 2003. Who else thought that Apple would replace Cortana with Siri, instead of replacing both of them with a useless paperclip?
I'd hate to use apple because it's rubbish for bitcoin mining, not made to play video games at max quality, not made to do multitasking, no simple controls such as the ability to open settings in windows 10 using windows+I, WHERE IS THE RGB?!?, safari is the turd version of tring to make internet explorer, VERY EXPENSIVE when the content I want is not worth the money, Most games are built for windows as it's more reliable and widespread, Why would I have thin keyboard? Thin keyboards are sooo not comfortable and mechnical is better (opinion), Erm.... well.... how i put this? WHY APPLE JUST WHY! APPLE IS SUCH A RIP OF CAUSE IT MAKES YOU PAY TO BE FUNCTIONAL TO OTHER DEVICES AND LEFT WITH ONLY PRODUCTS NOT OTHERS!, Does not have the richest guy working working for the company and also why Apple is rubbish is that its just not as up-to-date with technology such as the ocules rift and practically owns andriod as the two company's allow the products to work with each other and are very simple to use. Reasons why people dont make as many viruses for Apple computers as they are not as widespread and pointless to infect as it's just a bad company.
Omg the device in the thumbnail looks like a 2018 iPad Pro except with a stand. If it’s the original thumbnail then you must have predicted the future!!
Let's make windows simple.
Their apples are so soft... "Applesoft"
I know its cringy!
I maybe a Mac fan but I know in fact that Microsoft stop using clippy years ago and replace it with cortona based on named after the character from halo franchise
If i took over both apple and ms i wouod fuse them and i would make them less gredy basicly just make them better for the people not for the money
No way; 90% of the world still use Windows & Android! Funky Time!
It's time to change your outlook... To Mail. Your videos are very funny, +SAMTIME
"Clippy!" That killed me
If Apple buy Microsoft and Bill Gates became an Apple Executive
A user posted this video link on Discord publicly. The user has been banned and messages deleted. (Thanks, Z Ξ Я O :)
I muted the user, than Z Ξ Я O banned him :)
Agreed, Very Unfunky.
NAME AND SHAME!!!!! BBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! but then that would be unfunky right?? but still BOO! none the less
"Applesoft" is already an Apple+Microsoft thing, though probably from before most of you were born.
The original Apple II from 1977 came with Integer BASIC in ROM; this was a version of BASIC written by Steve Wozniak. As you can probably guess from the name, it had no floating point math capabilities. About a year later they licensed Microsoft's version of BASIC and called it "Applesoft"; you could buy a Language Card with 16K of memory and load it into that, or you could just buy an Apple II+, which came with Applesoft BASIC instead of Integer BASIC in ROM.
AirKnob 😅😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅
If Apple made car would it have windows
I love how even Microsoft fans are sensible people who can take a joke, unlike Samsung fanboys who spewed butthurt BS about how "Samsung is so much bigger than Apple" in the "If Apple took over Samsung video"...
If apple takes over Microsoft?
As a Microsoft fanboy, I'll say hell nah. No Microsoft fans wants that mac junk that wasn't even meant for gaming and I don't want any surface products to be that overpriced. Yes I know this is a parody in all, but I hope this doesn't happen for real.
They actually did this to blackberry loool, they even copied the name iphone 10 from BlackBerry 10 lol, most of the blackberry employees now work for apple..that is why iphone 10 has gestures even tho webos had it, but it works closer to BB10 except with more apps
I wonder how often Sam Tucker from Apple runs into Sam Tucker from Microsoft and the ones from Samsung and Google.. Do they get along?
Who is this guy and why haven't I seen him before????
Funky time 😂😂🥳
SHOTS FIRED lmao "hackers don't make viruses to get into our software because they don't need to"
BUUUUUUUNG!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOONG
i clicked on this video thinking someone would talk about how Microsoft would be if apple took over it but instead its someone joking
Applosoft
"Taking what Microsoft did good, and fixing it Apple style"
Since 2017
M i *c r a p* p l e
lets get political, "Apple takes over" various countries starting with North Korea ROFL
If apple took over Microsoft then Microsoft would change and become a massive company
Make the reverse parody, Microsoft buys Apple. I live in Cupertino btw. MS is better.
You should have said from windows 10s to windows X with a notch
Au revoir get it cuz of apple bonjure
you probaly didint
Some one named jean mike maked a play list named FUCK MICROSOFT and put this video
Lol I just got off a 12 hour work day, I was crying laughing
Hi, just submitted the Japanese translation (of the description, duh)
Do you see it?
What if Apple take over... SAMTIME?
You want a piece of my *COURAGE DEVICE*
From live chat. Woohoo!
I miss clippy
If Microsoft Took Over Apple
If apple and Microsoft actually mixed I think it’d be called AppleSoft
And we will be Replacing the Microsoft keyboard in to Digital Keyboard
Great video!! Can you do the inverse next (Microsoft takes over Apple)?
Alright who gave this guy a white background
The software shouldve been windows 10 s max
You're the best
Hi
Restarting company......
(Error: it’s vista, it can’t do crap)
THEN WE COULD FINALLY GAME ON MACS BECAUSE DEVELOPERS WOULD SWICH TO MACOS
"change it from dundundundun dunduuuun to something like... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Introducing AppleSoft surface pro!
lol reminder of how the world h8s ios as much as me imagine inslaved by a dead guy
Why you're crying in every single thumbnail
Some how this guy just keeps getting funnier.
I love this!!! 11 dislikes... get outta here!
too short.
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Love it as usual Sam! Keep em coming
Why do Apple hate buttons so much?
At least hackintoshing will be easier because it’s preinstalled
if microsoft took over apple plz and plz reply here if you want it too
I’m so glad we’re just ignoring the fact that Cortana exists
Look at this DUUDE keep that to yourself
If we had this we would have macOS That can run .exe apps
If apple owned Microsoft wouldn't apple own Minecraft
Planes would fall out of the sky
Also were removing the headphone jack from laptops
Spyware Co.
Keyboard mouse screen anne power input each sold separately
Windows XP: Doo doo doo doodoo doo
Apple Macbook: BOOOOOOOOOOONNNGGG
So true
Because they don't need to hahahaha can't stop laughing xD