thanks a lot for helping me out. you guys have made me laugh so much during my hardest times and helped me get thru my breakup. thanks to all of you guys
*During a baby shower, a man cheers up because he got a son.* "Im gonna teach him how to hunt, martial arts and all that manly stuff." He said to his bro friends. YEAAAH!! PROUD OF YOU BRO!! the men replied. *15 yrs later, the kid becomes a teenager and he becomes a school shooter.* He walks up to his dad and said "Dad, remember the shooting game that we were playing? Whoever gets the most target plinked wins. Well I shot 289 moving targets just for you."
The German girlfriend joke, though.... that's like two layers of wrong in one concise package 😂 I'm definitely going to hell for laughing, and maybe prison
I recently had someone get pissed at me during a game of mafia, 2 people "died", a white guy and a black guy While discussing who we thought killed, the moderator asked someone for their defense. Jordan, a cop irl, responded "I couldn't have killed them, I'm a cop" I responded "wait, OF Course he did it, because he's!..." (I meant because he's a cop, and both the cop and I started laughing) Slowly other people started finishing the joke in their own minds and started laughing. The moderator chick got pissed and thought it was abt race when I just meant it about killings. Either way it's still funny, but she made it about race, making me think she has a problem with certain people making certain jokes but idk I'm just pissed because she started yelling and made everyone uncomfortable and basically insinuated I was racist for a joke she misunderstood. I'd make the same joke about any similar logical fallacy, like "I'm a Christian, so I couldn't have sinned against you" ectopic. Just wanted to vent, lmk if that joke was actually messed up or not lol, I would appreciate advice
Nah man you good. I'm mixed and I laughed so hard at your joke. She's a hypocrite cause I know she not doing anything to help people being racially discriminated against, but she's whining race and blm and all that shit at a joke. My nigga, some people just hypocritical assholes. Don't mind her cause she probably would've whined if she got the joke anyway.
Lost me at the “Jesus wasn’t that great”. Abrupt end to video. Much love and kindness to those who laughed at that joke though, God will never forsake you ❤️
Heres my joke 🤣 but What was Kobe bryant’s favorite movie? Black Hawk Down Why was kobe bryant the best father romodel? Cause He was the only one to take his daughter with him🤣
A vegetable is slang for a person with a medical condition that causes them to be alive, but not able to do anything. They have to be kept on life support and can't do anything
I used to tell dad jokes....
But then he left
I laughed at this joke harder than I should have?
🤣🤣
Mad overused not funny
....
@@FacebookAccount-d9dI’ve never heard it lol I usually just tell people that daddy left before I was conceived
Here's my own little joke: What is an emo's favorite game?.. Connect the cuts 🤣🤣
That joke is like women
Completely useless!
@@cricHitternah that joke was like rich men
used too many times
I got a joke but it involves sentence from a anime character but I'm not sure if I should do cause I think nobody would understand it
awh, you tried! A for effort. ;)@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutube
That's honestly terrible
Necrophilia: Brings new meaning to the saying, “Cracking open a cold one.”
Laughed a little too hard at this one, I was afraid of becoming a cold one myself 💀
My grandfather told me that we were all too dependent on technology, so I switched off his life support.
Damnnnn
My girlfriend called me a pedophile today…….big word for a 6 year old
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NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
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Your on the list bud
I would pay to hear more jokes from you 👑
Dark humor is how some people cope with tragedy
BFB 3 reference?
BFB MENTIONED
BFB MENTIONED
Dark humor is like water.... Some people get it some don't
Girl on omegle is like water in 🇿🇦
@@gambler8208 Uhm Actually.... Did you just assume my gender I'm a male🤓
@@Inferiality I think he was just making a joke. I hope so anyway.
africa be losing 1 - 0 to mars
I know who doesn't get it😂
The way I got a sandy hook ad right before that first joke is the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me before
Why were the kids in the columbine library sad?
They wanted books but they just got magazines
Ayo you a menace 💀
💀☠💀☠
damn
oh hell nah
The emo kid went to high-five a tree but the tree left him hanging
VILE 💀
Nah 😂😂😂.
Oh Naaawwew💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What does a teenager who just found out she is pregnant and her fetus think at the same time?
My mom is going to kill me.
OH NAH
An amazing year of fun, reminding me of all the good laughs we had
-My grandfather at the rally in 1846
This channel needs millions of subscribers.
What do you call 6 gay men in a war?
Rainbow 6 Siege!
That's a good one XD
Whats the difference between micheal jackson and a plastic bag?
ones made of plastic and bad for children and the other holds groceries.
😁😁😁
HOLYYY
Why do hospitals have air conditioning, to keep all the vegetables fresh 😂
What's the difference between me and cancer? my dad didn't beat cancer
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
This...... Nah
Apparently I am not going to hell alone lmfao
Aight this earned a sub this was hillarious
MAN I LOVE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS MUCH RESPECT FROM 🇿🇦
You got yo water prize delivered for the appreciation?
@@tusharsharma4919bro got 5 drops for the whole tribe 💀💀
@@tuggonasegwaymf bro got lions nerfed as royal pass😂
@@tusharsharma4919 bro got a lucky wooden shrine with a face on it 💀💀
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thanks a lot for helping me out. you guys have made me laugh so much during my hardest times and helped me get thru my breakup. thanks to all of you guys
@AJDaysz I’m doing well all thanks to the brocode network. Thank you for asking
0:04 it took me a moment to understand 😭💀
U guys give me hope In humanity
I saw a kid crying so I asked them where were their parents... I work at an orphanage
"whats the similarities between your dad and Michael Jackson?"
*Both of them are gone*
When this joke hit 3:51 I laughed extra hard because bro let it out he wanted jezus 😂
*During a baby shower, a man cheers up because he got a son.*
"Im gonna teach him how to hunt, martial arts and all that manly stuff." He said to his bro friends.
YEAAAH!! PROUD OF YOU BRO!! the men replied.
*15 yrs later, the kid becomes a teenager and he becomes a school shooter.*
He walks up to his dad and said "Dad, remember the shooting game that we were playing? Whoever gets the most target plinked wins. Well I shot 289 moving targets just for you."
OMG lol
Hell if you can mention school shootings without this comment being removed then I guess I'll be alright..
Fuck😹
So I just watched this with a mouthful of cappuccino for a try not to laugh challenge but I freaking lost at the orphan wanting love tennis joke 😂
What is the big similarity between "strong, independent" women entering 30 and Ayrton Senna?
They both hit the wall really hard.
The teacher one got me hard lmaooooo
Wow you really got hard bro? 😢😢
The German girlfriend joke, though.... that's like two layers of wrong in one concise package 😂 I'm definitely going to hell for laughing, and maybe prison
i dont even know whats worse
7:19 😁I like how he said 6 thousand and not million.
That hanging emo joke was downright devious 😂
the thing is, it's 1AM and I can't wake my parents.
Try not to laugh, impossible level
What do u do when u see an emo kid? Grab they’re wrist say “I like ya cut g”
NAHH 😭
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father
😂😂
Why do we call the priest father?
Calling him daddy would be uncomfortable
Put this one in the next video please” tell someone that is paralyze to walk it off” 😂😂😂😂
Yall heard about that bread factory that burned down... It's toast
Dark humour jokes are like prostitutes
You're not gonna find one that hasn't already been used
OH FORGET YOU
3:36 that's wild😂
“Clip” ITS A MAGAZINE
I love it 😂😂😂
We're already off to a start! (0:01)
I told my dad this one at the age of ten not knowing what it meant 😂😂😂 1:59
A man is laughing at a man who fell down the stairs, good news is He will be able to go back up the stairs in the afterlife
How come you don’t see emos in movies?
They never make the final cut. They make their own final cut
Here I thought this was gonna be cringe… Then that opening salvo… Pun, very much, intended. 0:12
I'm autistic and that joke at 3:01 was funny. I took no offense. 😂😂😂
3:32
Edit: For those who don't get, "nein" means no (not nine).
I went in front of an emo kid in the lunch line, and he said "stop cutting" and i said "look whos talking"
That first joke was funny
why cant orphans play baseball, "cause they dont know where home is"
What is long and ⚫️? The line at kfc 🍗
Nah the line at Chick-fil-A
Pov: you're trying to teach a blind man something but he just can get it right(he's a visual learner)
I recently had someone get pissed at me during a game of mafia,
2 people "died", a white guy and a black guy
While discussing who we thought killed, the moderator asked someone for their defense.
Jordan, a cop irl, responded "I couldn't have killed them, I'm a cop"
I responded "wait, OF Course he did it, because he's!..." (I meant because he's a cop, and both the cop and I started laughing)
Slowly other people started finishing the joke in their own minds and started laughing.
The moderator chick got pissed and thought it was abt race when I just meant it about killings. Either way it's still funny, but she made it about race, making me think she has a problem with certain people making certain jokes but idk I'm just pissed because she started yelling and made everyone uncomfortable and basically insinuated I was racist for a joke she misunderstood. I'd make the same joke about any similar logical fallacy, like "I'm a Christian, so I couldn't have sinned against you" ectopic.
Just wanted to vent, lmk if that joke was actually messed up or not lol, I would appreciate advice
Nah man you good. I'm mixed and I laughed so hard at your joke. She's a hypocrite cause I know she not doing anything to help people being racially discriminated against, but she's whining race and blm and all that shit at a joke. My nigga, some people just hypocritical assholes. Don't mind her cause she probably would've whined if she got the joke anyway.
i aint reading allat 💯
that moderator is crazy
I got one. They made a website for orphans, they’re was no Home Screen
Bring me more of that shit 😂😂
How many cops does it take to arrest a light bulb...? None. They beat up the light bulb for being broke, and arrest the room for being dark
this meat hangin better then my friends
at the butcher shop
I couldn’t make out the burning emo one. Wish all of these were subtitled.
I have a dark joke : Might I suggest putting your will to live in your bag, notice how it's not there.
I wanted to use this joke with facts and this is the info that I found out which really kind of sucks cuz I love that joke it was 😂🥰
those jokes where so dark they almoste were shot (:
What do cheerleaders use to cure a fever, POM POMS!!!
Charlie: ITS A MAG
What do you call Batman whose been sexually assaulted? “Gaped Crusader”
these jokes are so dark the cops almost shot at them
Dont make me pull a penguin 0 there mags not clips 😂 0:02
6:51 made me spit out my water
Literally same
I asked where Ice is while drinking water...
I found out when a gun was pressed against my head.
So good
its so preppy in here😊😊😊😉😉😉
Why were the twins afraid of their mother she said here comes the airplane 😂
If you ever love a joke you came up with. Never put it on reddit. I hear it everywhere now. But hey, it's fucking funny😂 2:07
During 9/11 your able to say "KOBE"
The difference between a baby and a sweet potato is about 140 calories.
PREACH BROTHER PREACH
How do you say cannibalism on a gay person, taste the rainbow.
yo kobe took fall damage
Why do we call a priest father?
Calling him daddy wouldnt be comfortable
what is humor 7 babies in 1 bucket, what is dark humor 1 baby in 7 buckets
Some of these jokes Fr be darker then my skin color.
My skin color;🧑🏿
What did one cop say to the other when they shot a ginger?
Orange is the new black.
4:19 i though he was about to say she differentiate them by what crimes they committed
How did hitler die?............
He killed him self after seeing the gas bill
😂😂😂😂
nahhhhh thats crazy
Bro the first guy’s voice was cracking so bad
Lost me at the “Jesus wasn’t that great”. Abrupt end to video.
Much love and kindness to those who laughed at that joke though, God will never forsake you ❤️
Heres my joke 🤣 but
What was Kobe bryant’s favorite movie?
Black Hawk Down
Why was kobe bryant the best father romodel?
Cause He was the only one to take his daughter with him🤣
Love It ❤
does it count as a "laugh" when the only reactions I do the whole time is "oh!", "sh*t", "damn!", and/or a combination of all of them?
4:59 and before what was edited out?
was it really so bad?
Tyrone joke ... im lost
They're differentiated by their last name, because they all have different fathers.
Do you know any suicide jokes? Come on, don't leave me hanging!
2:39 What does this one mean
The word fruit is commonly used as a slang word for gay people. I assume vegetable is slang for straight people or possibly disabled people.
A vegetable is slang for a person with a medical condition that causes them to be alive, but not able to do anything. They have to be kept on life support and can't do anything
if the twitter cancel culture sjw crowd saw this, they'd crap bricks! Keep it up!
JAILLLLLLL 😭😭
This is a good joke for you:
Why was 6 afraid?
Because 7 8 9
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it is in the middle of 9 ,11
Bro the fucken ventriloquist joke 💀💀💀💀💀💀
What does a apple and a black person have in common
They both look good hanging from trees
GOD DAMNNN
My brain is loading harder than My Pc rendering graphic with i3 😢