Weekend Update *BEST OFFENSIVE JOKES* 💀

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  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead Рік тому +1150

    Half of the comments on this video are telling people not to be offended, but there are NO comments by anyone that is offended. Fucking hilarious!

    • @TorchTaylor21
      @TorchTaylor21 Рік тому +17

      it's wild really lol

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins Рік тому +8

      I was just scrolling to find one. Hahahaha

    • @issorlol
      @issorlol Рік тому +45

      @August they're at a comedy show absolutely no one is offended life gets so much better when we stop making up ghosts to fight

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Рік тому +6

      this discussion is offensive

    • @jj947
      @jj947 Рік тому

      Honestly anti-PC people are on more of a hair trigger than PC people

  • @erikpeterson70
    @erikpeterson70 4 місяці тому +166

    The "impersonating a police officer," punchline was fucking hilarious loll

  • @brandonthegoat1238
    @brandonthegoat1238 Рік тому +721

    I love how when Che offends the crowd he knows the joke is good 😂😂😂

    • @gekara1237
      @gekara1237 5 місяців тому +1

      He knows he spawns Norm's spirit everytime the audience hisses 😂❤

  • @sadas3190
    @sadas3190 11 місяців тому +217

    I like how Che doesn't just write absolute career enders for Jost, but then actively piles on with the crowd.

  • @Baileemariiee
    @Baileemariiee Рік тому +562

    The joke is on another level of good when Michael has to tell the audience it’s not real

  • @zenopsy0149
    @zenopsy0149 Рік тому +200

    I love watching these two try to get each other in trouble. It's hysterical

    • @pureshitp0st
      @pureshitp0st 3 місяці тому

      The deadliest duo is when a racist and a sexist work together
      (yes i want that as a movie)

  • @TheCablife
    @TheCablife 11 місяців тому +263

    It’s peak comedy when Che writes a really racist joke for Colin to tell and then chastises him for telling a racist joke.

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 8 місяців тому +11

      That’s some next level gaslighting lmfao

    • @ZoneZero253
      @ZoneZero253 5 місяців тому +3

      Dude like’s cooking with GAS

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 Рік тому +193

    3:11… it’s the “why” at the end that cracks me up every time!!!!!

  • @No_moral_to_the_story
    @No_moral_to_the_story Місяць тому +41

    6:45 Leave the humor to Colin and Che.

    • @no.ca5270
      @no.ca5270 21 день тому

      You sound butthurt

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Рік тому +160

    That Lethal Weapon joke NEVER gets old!

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Рік тому +10

      Neither does watching Weekend Update

    • @mikeyspikey1861
      @mikeyspikey1861 27 днів тому +1

      Lethal Weapon joke cracks me up every time.

  • @kris4637
    @kris4637 Рік тому +83

    I saw somebody's comment saying "these two writes jokes for each other that Norm used to write for himself"... Couldn't be more true 😂😂

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +78

    Impersonating a police officer joke was on point

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Рік тому +130

    "thats pretty racist Colin". 😂

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc 11 місяців тому +59

    "Cops like coffee black with a couple of shots in it" These guys are horrible!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 8 місяців тому +6

      Hey, these guys clearly like their humour like how cops like their coffee. Dark
      No complaints tho, it was hilarious

  • @chrisflaherty8991
    @chrisflaherty8991 Рік тому +211

    "Incidentally, chimpanzee culture is what my grandfather calls hip-hop." That's funny as hell.

    • @mark6302
      @mark6302 Рік тому +16

      the "WHY?" at the end hahaha

    • @anti_fascist
      @anti_fascist Рік тому +5

      Your profile pic tells you would have found that funny

    • @chrisflaherty8991
      @chrisflaherty8991 Рік тому +8

      @@anti_fascist Indeed I do.

    • @blackeye3336
      @blackeye3336 Рік тому +1

      ​@mark6302 the why made it way less funny like he was apologizing shoulda just laughed or said sum like I agree with him that woulda been funny af it's not offensive if ur bein too nice

    • @blackeye3336
      @blackeye3336 Рік тому +4

      ​@@anti_fascistyour profile name tells u don't have many friends s

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 11 місяців тому +32

    my fav is when Che says "Its not REAL!" to reassure them 😂

  • @ashleyboehm8538
    @ashleyboehm8538 Рік тому +43

    These two are hilarious! If only SNL could regain it's comedy like these two.

    • @jayandree4361
      @jayandree4361 8 місяців тому +3

      They are writers on the show too. They need to write more or have their own show

  • @BrettB.
    @BrettB. Рік тому +119

    These 2 need their own show.

    • @ryanstocks4298
      @ryanstocks4298 Рік тому +17

      They literally have one. It's called Weekend Update

    • @ca5611
      @ca5611 Рік тому +3

      This is the only part of SNL that's funny anymore

  • @Wrathlon
    @Wrathlon Рік тому +27

    "Also worried about women losing too much weight? Black guys"
    That fucking look he gives rofl

  • @blake1896
    @blake1896 Рік тому +31

    I died @1:32, When the picture said *”Woman Discovers She Had 2nd Vagina” 🤣😭🤣😭*

    • @edswope28
      @edswope28 7 місяців тому

      Go google it. Its a real thing. Very rare, but still real.

  • @shellthomas3123
    @shellthomas3123 Рік тому +25

    This is the best part of SNL

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 11 місяців тому +18

    I’ve never felt so proud to be a pumpkin-spice-scented trash bag 😂

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 Рік тому +28

    Michael’s jokes for Colin slay me.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Рік тому +1

      And the fact that it goes past Weekend Update too, these 2 are hilarious

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Рік тому +47

    Who’s offended? Nobody on here lol. Why does everyone keep saying stop being offended? I think it’s ok guy’s lol. This was funny as Fck. 😂😂😂

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 Рік тому +1

      I think they're referring to the people in the audience

  • @DigitalCrystalline
    @DigitalCrystalline Рік тому +20

    The CIA podcast joke is fucking legendary

  • @sergeymakarov3301
    @sergeymakarov3301 Рік тому +659

    It's just jokes. Laugh and get over it

    • @KobeLoverTatum
      @KobeLoverTatum Рік тому +43

      jeez why are you already offended😂

    • @namedoesntmatter4923
      @namedoesntmatter4923 Рік тому +1

      @qasqer1004you are subbed to Idubbbz and pewdiepie and only now you are concerned about racism?

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 Рік тому +4

      NO, I AM THOROUGHLY OFFENDED FOR AT JOKES THAT HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH ME

    • @coachtali5151
      @coachtali5151 Рік тому +7

      Ok tough guy that's why I'm here...

    • @_will.i.am_
      @_will.i.am_ Рік тому +15

      @Seriously? ❄️

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Рік тому +37

    Love these two. They really do their best to offend and it's all done in the name of humour.

  • @philzeredwards4842
    @philzeredwards4842 7 місяців тому +4

    Che and Jost together are absolute genius! THEE BEST!

  • @junglemutt8022
    @junglemutt8022 Рік тому +30

    Che’s dark humor is awesome xD

    • @paulleckner9148
      @paulleckner9148 10 місяців тому +3

      He comes off as rough and tough but we all know he is suave and smooth.

  • @badwolfhunter221b
    @badwolfhunter221b Рік тому +30

    Will absolutely be using pumpkin spice scented trash bags forever now.

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Рік тому +5

      the perfect comeback to that: “What?”
      Then say “What?” Each time they say it.

  • @crisespinoza1979
    @crisespinoza1979 Рік тому +23

    I'm offended that this video wasn't longer!! Hilarious! 😂😂

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic Рік тому +33

    It’s mildly infuriating that I can see the next headline after the joke, and they skip to a different one 😂

  • @christhecommentator3411
    @christhecommentator3411 Рік тому +21

    The marrocco joke was so good lol 😂😂😂

    • @mr.meowgi9444
      @mr.meowgi9444 Рік тому +1

      Except for the fact that the unpaid workers gig was handled by South Asians, not Africans
      Don’t know about you but I like my jokes when they are based on some semblance of reality

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 Рік тому +7

    4:30 finally a good black joke 😂 best one ive heard recently

  • @trevoradams8675
    @trevoradams8675 Рік тому +14

    Thanks to Weekend update for keeping comedy alive.

  • @Travissmith-nc9ms
    @Travissmith-nc9ms 8 місяців тому +3

    Hope they never get rid of this.. its comedy in its purest form

  • @Dorelaxen
    @Dorelaxen Рік тому +10

    "I didn't do it!"

  • @candiedginger
    @candiedginger 7 днів тому +1

    2:38 colin's disappointed "michael..." killed me

  • @mowright6892
    @mowright6892 Рік тому +33

    Sad part is the video ends before the MLK joke. That’s the most brutal joke these two have ever said

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +2

      There's another similar compilation I saw that got it in there. Truly a great

  • @TheKeenTribe
    @TheKeenTribe Рік тому +9

    This is the funniest SNL has been in a long time!

    • @KingNerdius6993
      @KingNerdius6993 Рік тому +2

      Its literally the only reason to watch just like the only reason to watch colbert is the monologue

  • @og775
    @og775 11 місяців тому +10

    I know I'm going to hell I laughed at every joke!

  • @fuzzy121
    @fuzzy121 Рік тому +12

    These guys are hilarious.

  • @HelgeStrichen
    @HelgeStrichen 10 місяців тому +22

    What the hell was that intermission

    • @ozzykrahn806
      @ozzykrahn806 8 місяців тому

      trumpers pissed off biden is winning

    • @christianingram6225
      @christianingram6225 2 місяці тому

      Possibly the best

    • @jimsmith625
      @jimsmith625 29 днів тому +1

      Gotta make it political. That's how desperate they are

  • @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
    @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Рік тому +7

    Finally something actually funny on UA-cam

  • @Bruhxston
    @Bruhxston 6 місяців тому +1

    Collin and Michael give out Norm vibes with these kind of jokes. Love it!

  • @hozephaabdoulaly3103
    @hozephaabdoulaly3103 Рік тому +5

    You guys are killing me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Рік тому +8

    “Something tells me that cops like their coffin black with a couple of shots in it”.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣TOO SOON!🤣🤣🤣

    • @sobrietywig2970
      @sobrietywig2970 Місяць тому

      *coffee
      --da hell you get "coffin" from--

  • @miguelbarrera8637
    @miguelbarrera8637 11 місяців тому +4

    If an SNL actor has to tell the audience that is a joke, that shit is serious.

    • @pasques
      @pasques 7 місяців тому

      When an SNL comedian tells the audience that its a joke, they're doing an impression of every Republican.
      What? It's just a joke.

  • @boofington4260
    @boofington4260 Рік тому +9

    Including a 20 second still image of a cringe facebook political meme was definitely a good idea

  • @davidlillecrapp2960
    @davidlillecrapp2960 11 місяців тому +1

    Am I watching SNL clips again?
    I love it!

  • @ryanpulliam8987
    @ryanpulliam8987 Рік тому +3

    Is every news anchor just required to hold a pencil?

  • @KaterinUA5
    @KaterinUA5 Рік тому +4

    The funniest thing about offensive jokes is that the most offended people actually are the ones outside the group. Example? Chris Rock made an offensive joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, but he got slapped by her husband instead...

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 Рік тому +6

    Gotta love this humour

  • @Humuhumunukunukuapaa
    @Humuhumunukunukuapaa Рік тому +5

    You cut off the epstien joke it ends like this....
    "Rest in power king. I'll take it from here."

  • @teebed-stuy3819
    @teebed-stuy3819 Рік тому +4

    These two are just Damm funny

  • @jennifermolina4396
    @jennifermolina4396 11 місяців тому +1

    I love that real jokes are still out there.

  • @Dk-kz1vy
    @Dk-kz1vy 11 місяців тому +3

    So basically its just Michael Che, and colin Jost reading jokes michael che wrote for him

  • @daniyell
    @daniyell Рік тому +4

    I LOVE THIS CROWD

  • @dannypants0000
    @dannypants0000 5 місяців тому +1

    That "white student impersonating a police officer joke was goooood"

  • @muyagichigi_II
    @muyagichigi_II Рік тому +2

    I'm in tears😂😂

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 11 місяців тому +4

    I can’t tell sometimes if Colin and Michael are trying not to laugh or just waiting for the audience to stop laughing.

  • @Jdtv689
    @Jdtv689 Рік тому +2

    That monkey joke is fire😊

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 Рік тому +4

    Comedy Gold

  • @richardmartin2162
    @richardmartin2162 11 місяців тому

    Not sure whats better. The jokes or them reacting to the joke, and the fact that they write for each other. Its almost like they're trying to get canceled, and its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy Рік тому +6

    "that was pretty racist Colin"

  • @mr.mcnerdo
    @mr.mcnerdo 11 місяців тому +2

    1:33
    Did Colin just call himself a racist? LMFatAO

  • @Bassywassy20
    @Bassywassy20 4 місяці тому +1

    These are so good, love intelligent humor.

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 5 місяців тому

    I like how even NBC enjoys these 😂

  • @Urlocalartshop
    @Urlocalartshop 8 днів тому

    I love these two

  • @dbspears225
    @dbspears225 Рік тому +2

    Great jokes

  • @cspetronilho
    @cspetronilho 8 місяців тому

    1:29 the way Colin mocks the audience 😂

  • @Cynim
    @Cynim 7 місяців тому +1

    Offensive jokes (again: JOKES)? I’m in!!

  • @jaymiller338
    @jaymiller338 5 місяців тому +3

    HEAR ABOUT THE LITTLE BLACK KID, THAT HAD DIARRHEA?..........HE THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING.

  • @OnTheWaySoon
    @OnTheWaySoon Рік тому +1

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • @MiguellaGorilla
    @MiguellaGorilla Рік тому +9

    6:45 why is there a Facebook Boomer tier meme. That was literally never on update

  • @victorneeland5555
    @victorneeland5555 5 місяців тому +1

    You know what makes it not racist? The fact that it’s racist to all races and not just one race.

  • @CrowAndRedString
    @CrowAndRedString 28 днів тому

    YO
    the lethal weapon line is BANANAS

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 Рік тому +2

    A pointed stare ensues

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 11 місяців тому

    Friendly reminder that the two hosts here write jokes for each other!

  • @johannesschutz1571
    @johannesschutz1571 11 місяців тому +1

    I wish we had a show like this here in Germany 😂😂

    • @davidlewis1787
      @davidlewis1787 Місяць тому

      You did from mid thirties to mid forties

  • @thomasmount3530
    @thomasmount3530 3 місяці тому

    That COVID children one killed me! :D:D:D

  • @GoldenBear01
    @GoldenBear01 9 місяців тому

    These two are great!

  • @apersonyakam969
    @apersonyakam969 7 місяців тому +1

    3:49 was hilarious

  • @brianf2024
    @brianf2024 Місяць тому

    I loved The B.I.D.E.N!!

  • @williamwhite722
    @williamwhite722 5 місяців тому

    I love these guys

  • @OGslays
    @OGslays Рік тому +3

    I miss when people could handle something this hilariously good. Instead this makes people cry now and that makes it so funny I cry too now

  • @ZoneZero253
    @ZoneZero253 5 місяців тому

    I fucking love this! Feels like being at work with the guys.

  • @bluebear9228
    @bluebear9228 Рік тому +2

    Pumpkin spice trash bags 😂😂😂

  • @Runeforged
    @Runeforged Рік тому +2

    These are great. It’s nice to see real comedy still exists.

  • @RebelRebel420
    @RebelRebel420 11 місяців тому +3

    Jost and Che are the male equivelant of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey

  • @nonotthatoneguy
    @nonotthatoneguy Рік тому +6

    IIRC, most of these jokes were written for each other.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Рік тому +1

      Most of them yeah, the Joke Swaps are amazing

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 Рік тому

    when he gestures with the pencil xD

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam 2 місяці тому

    I got to the "Impersonating a Police Officer" before i had to put my phone down cause I couldn't breathe. xD
    Gawd dayum i love Che

  • @tigrebleu7458
    @tigrebleu7458 9 місяців тому +5

    That was some nice Collin and Michael fun. Right until the video hit the 6:30 mark. Dumb creators pushing their political views in a non-relevant video.

  • @davidjohnstone7665
    @davidjohnstone7665 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Рік тому +6

    7:02~ Colin, it's pronounced nonce andrew

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 8 місяців тому

    4:01 That was f*cking awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samfusaro2360
    @samfusaro2360 Рік тому +1

    Well that makes him a very smart man

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 Рік тому +1

    6:27 that was a good one

  • @tabris1971
    @tabris1971 10 місяців тому +1

    They missed the best.. Che: the Catholic Church has promised to confront the parish abuse, scandals head on instead of how they used to in the past face down ass up