These Crimes Are Ridiculous

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  • @Gnurklesquimp2
    @Gnurklesquimp2 Рік тому +1815

    I really like the idea of a vilain who just can't be caught, unless you make expert use of hints given by their parrot companions.

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC Рік тому +599

    The Bird Bandit disguise is pretty good because, like... all he has to do is not wear that stuff, and you wouldn't recognise him anymore. People are going to dress as him for Halloween.

  • @Sk8ItUP89
    @Sk8ItUP89 Рік тому +957

    If you were curious how the girls survived the assassination, one had one compound on their hands, and the other had a different compound, that when mixed together created VX. Only one of the girls suffered minor symptoms after the incident.

    • @DirtBikeBoy5ive
      @DirtBikeBoy5ive Рік тому +183

      This is still a wild, but creative, way to assassinate a guy.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Рік тому +51

      apparently he had the antidote, but didn't use it

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому +2

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @reeewhydoihavetochangethese
      @reeewhydoihavetochangethese Рік тому +22

      I wonder what drives a person to be willing to rub liquid on someone’s face, knowing you don’t know the target or anything like.. just wild to me that they blindly went along. They had to know

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 Рік тому +88

      ​@@reeewhydoihavetochangetheseFrom what I know they had done the prank on others using water so when they did to him the water wasn't water but a poison.

  • @isa_g_k
    @isa_g_k Рік тому +166

    I actually think that goofy disguises are briliant - because you keep looking at the silliness and don't pay attention to important things like FACE. With this guy everyone remembers the parrots, goatie and shirt but not what he would look like without them.

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 Рік тому +12

      Pretty sure it's the MO of the Pink Panthers too. They wear extremely bright colors and bizarre wigs and it's worked so far

    • @isa_g_k
      @isa_g_k Рік тому +3

      @@caseybaker7935 EXACTLY

    • @Goz969
      @Goz969 Рік тому

      And hat.

  • @Streggae9961
    @Streggae9961 Рік тому +532

    I don't know what Charlie's talking about, the bird bandit has crafted an excellent disguise because its one big distraction: the dumb bright shirt, ridiculous facial hair, sunglasses, a freaking cowboy hat and three birds on his shoulder. When you see this guy in real life who the hell is looking at his face!? All he'd need to do is shave, ditch the birds and wear casual clothes and he's good.

    • @LilYungOwlGod
      @LilYungOwlGod Рік тому +38

      The beard is def fake, not many people have a literal super villain goatee on their face 😂😂😂

    • @raccoonhatcity7627
      @raccoonhatcity7627 Рік тому +65

      Teach the birds to talk for you, you're basically a ghost.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Рік тому +19

      @@LilYungOwlGod the guy has 3 parrots on his shoulder, this is probably what he looks like all the time

    • @breannaflores4175
      @breannaflores4175 Рік тому +9

      @@raccoonhatcity7627 walking telephone pole

  • @DeeEll1
    @DeeEll1 Рік тому +50

    there is actually a valid argument for his disguise. if you dress completely absurd, it makes it hard to focus on the face or other identifying things. there was that one guy that robbed a bank robber a few years back that managed to get away with it because he wore an ugly tie and none of the people could give a description of his face due to being too distracted by his tie.

  • @licketyrickety
    @licketyrickety Рік тому +2196

    As a parrot myself i can confirm that this man is one of the greatest bird bandits to grace the planet

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому +4

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @picklesthechicken7216
      @picklesthechicken7216 Рік тому

      Man these fucking bots are so annoying

    • @Astrosk1er
      @Astrosk1er Рік тому +39

      I always think this is the day it’ll be actual people and not bots… it never is

    • @r.e.n417
      @r.e.n417 Рік тому +1

      ​@CrewmateComplexClanahem

    • @Nordbon1523
      @Nordbon1523 Рік тому +8

      @@Astrosk1ermaybe the dead internet theory isn’t so untrue after all.

  • @hsimah5921
    @hsimah5921 Рік тому +298

    Charlie, herder dogs are absolutely insane. Please watch a compilation because they definitely got the goats back

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Рік тому +4

      You really don't need a compilation to get the idea.

    • @ericae.6547
      @ericae.6547 Рік тому +9

      Absolutely. Those dogs have a crazy amount of energy.

    • @BreakdancePeach
      @BreakdancePeach Рік тому +18

      Herders in general can be insane. Once, there was this ultramarathon. A bunch of young, long-distance runners who trained for months had joined, but then this 61 year old dude randomly strolls into the competition and crushed them all. How? He said in an interview he used to herd sheep on foot as a kid, running *_days_* outside in thunderstorms just to corral the sheep.
      He even turned down the prize money, giving it to all the runner ups. His name is Cliff Young.

  • @yelhsasokolova8561
    @yelhsasokolova8561 Рік тому +59

    Imagine getting a security cam notification in the middle of the night and just seeing hundreds of goats roaming past your home 😂 I would think I was dreaming

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 Рік тому +79

    After Disney fired him, Jack Sparrow became “the bird bandit” and robbed every McDonald’s on the west side of Hollywood, truly one of the stories of all time.

  • @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal
    @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Рік тому +647

    I have never heard a person more accurate describe the visual aesthetic of someone than charlies claim that he looks like a one piece character. I wasnt looking at the screen, chuckled, thought ,"hm i wonder how silly he looks" replayed the clip and my jaw dropped.
    The man who robbed that mcdonalds is absolutely the result of some twisted tulpa experiment done on Oda. This robber literally climbed out of Odas mind while he was sleeping or something. The police are going to find a comical set of tracks that lead to odas house in japan watch!

    • @lukepyburn
      @lukepyburn Рік тому +45

      If this guy were a One Piece character, his name would be something like Solstice McCoy, or Belshazzar Tropico III, and that bird on his shoulder would turn out to be some kinda shoulder mounted cannon that had eaten Zoan Bird Bird fruit, model Macaw. It can mimic any voice perfectly, and shoots explosive bird seeds.

    • @BonShula
      @BonShula Рік тому +5

      What are you talking about? It is the comedian and the host of the worst show on television Eric André

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @beniyasha_higurashi
      @beniyasha_higurashi Рік тому +3

      The guy looks like a character from Fishman island which I won't spoil for Charlie

    • @roralyn
      @roralyn Рік тому +1

      @@BonShula He kinda looks like him 😂

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 Рік тому +127

    I didn't even CONSIDER a ratatouille situation!!! Charlie is a GENIUS!!!!

    • @Wortnik
      @Wortnik Рік тому +13

      Surely you mean Parrotatouille? 😂

    • @LickleCornn
      @LickleCornn Рік тому +3

      @@Wortnikwowzers. golly that was a good one

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @mclovin6039
      @mclovin6039 Рік тому +2

      ​@Vaultboythefightingmachine have you tried buying a parrot?

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 Рік тому +1

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine if you actually believed that you wouldn't have made all those other comments desperately for attention

  • @leilagotspaz
    @leilagotspaz Рік тому +84

    Ok it’s REALLY hard to tell from the pic alone, but I think I can make out the parrot species. The one who can barely see and mostly out of view based on size and color is likely a Sun Conure, the most prominent green one is likely a Red Crowned Amazon, and the very back one could be a Blue Quaker Parrot but it seems a little big to be that. Just some guesses, though at least you know he has a very good relationship with those birds to keep them on like that. Birds normally freak out and fly off in public if you don’t have them on a harness.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Рік тому +12

      There's this guy in the town I live in and he always walks around with a bird on his shoulder. Sometimes, the bird spreads its wings a little but it always comes flying back

  • @timpy8842
    @timpy8842 Рік тому +3662

    Can always rely on charlie to give us a fat wet load of goofiness

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 Рік тому +89

      A hot steamy filling of silly

    • @Nobody-Cool
      @Nobody-Cool Рік тому

      😂

    • @sicksilverring
      @sicksilverring Рік тому +26

      @@toymaster4041what a way to word it

    • @demon-lb9kr
      @demon-lb9kr Рік тому +3

      ehh ffs

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому +1

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @7HP
    @7HP Рік тому +9

    Imagine the parrots just testify against him in court considering they can talk

  • @squkyshoes
    @squkyshoes Рік тому +5

    I'm just overjoyed at "He looks like a One Piece character!" That description is SO spot-on.

  • @lukepyburn
    @lukepyburn Рік тому +91

    If this guy were a One Piece character, his name would be something like Solstice McCoy, or Belshazzar Tropico III, and that bird on his shoulder would turn out to be some kinda shoulder mounted cannon that had eaten Zoan Bird Bird fruit, model Macaw. It can mimic any voice perfectly, and shoots explosive bird seeds.

    • @starbreaker6740
      @starbreaker6740 Рік тому +8

      this actually goes fucking hard tho, i'd love to see this be an actual One Piece character

    • @Torannn
      @Torannn Рік тому +4

      And he’s probably a marine since they’re the only people with weapons that modified to have devil fruit.

    • @NanachL-
      @NanachL- Рік тому +2

      hes just rob lucci

    • @lukepyburn
      @lukepyburn Рік тому +8

      @@NanachL- Lol, I feel like that's disrespectful to Rob Lucci. This guy is more like, "We have Rob Lucci at home."

    • @NanachL-
      @NanachL- Рік тому +1

      LOL thats true@@lukepyburn

  • @gigi-riley
    @gigi-riley Рік тому +10

    as someone who owns three parrots, (two green cheek conures and a cockatoo) that man is literally everything i want to be.

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 Рік тому +37

    This man’s character design makes me think that he shouted “Stand and Deliver!” As he pulled out his knife
    Edit: As for the goats, if there was a single Border Collie in that town, then the escaped goats would be a non issue. Herding animals is in those dog’s blood.

  • @JR-hj2nk
    @JR-hj2nk Рік тому +31

    Mr. Ballen has a great video on his channel from a week or two ago about Kim’s brother’s assassination and how it all happened. Crazy story

  • @Cootato
    @Cootato Рік тому +10

    the bird bandit is actually a genuis, he just had to show them a getup that nobody will ever forget and then change clothes and nobody will recognize him.

  • @ShakinMilk
    @ShakinMilk Рік тому +37

    That's one hell of a "my goats have run a muck and I need you to collect them" quest

  • @samanthagarcia6252
    @samanthagarcia6252 Рік тому +54

    The UA-camr, Mr Ballen just a video recently about the two women who were groomed to believe they were doing a harmless prank. Mr Ballen is a great story teller and provides a good amount of information on what happened and even about the women. Recommend :)

    • @Boydgraud
      @Boydgraud Рік тому +1

      Hes the best love Ballen

  • @LilYungOwlGod
    @LilYungOwlGod Рік тому +11

    I can honestly see the Bird Bandit being a one time off pirate gimmick Batman villain that he has to defeat before he can reach the Joker

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Рік тому +1

    2:25 There's actually a fourth, unseen parrot under his hat controlling him by his hair.

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted Рік тому +723

    I’ve committed crimes in a similar vein, I pray this man doesn’t get caught and end up like me - making apology videos constantly in an effort to be accepted back into the public eye. A perpetual cycle of sadness, and isolation, my 70+ apologies have been to no avail, still the world won’t forgive me. I pray this man finds his peace, and stays out of McTrouble before it’s too late.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Рік тому +70

      this paragraph was literally a nothing sandwich

    • @interpretus
      @interpretus Рік тому +92

      the 5 bots racing to reply to a bot

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge Рік тому +46

      bro the bots in this comment section are everywhere

    • @ripsouljax4159
      @ripsouljax4159 Рік тому +3

      I ain’t readin allat

  • @lmao1660
    @lmao1660 Рік тому +1

    0:35 literally Rob Lucci undercover

  • @DubYuhGChoppa
    @DubYuhGChoppa Рік тому +52

    Not far from where I live they apparently allowed an actual convicted killer to walk out of the jail he was housed in and now the police have been searching for him for 6 days (so far).

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Рік тому +1

      what

    • @DubYuhGChoppa
      @DubYuhGChoppa Рік тому +4

      A guy from Brazil killed someone there and then his gf here

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому +2

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @arathsg9824
      @arathsg9824 Рік тому

      @OfficerBMT
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      you’re so cringe for that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anikagh
      @anikagh Рік тому

      PA?

  • @awhvex7188
    @awhvex7188 Рік тому

    @1:46 " oh hes even got a pair of sunglasses on..- *Windows Vista Crash Sounds*
    That was one wildly unique burp 🤣💀

  • @yoinkoface8608
    @yoinkoface8608 Рік тому +242

    Goofy crimes should have its own court in every city

    • @MelancolicAlcoholic
      @MelancolicAlcoholic Рік тому +10

      Ong like a clown court for clown crimes

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @kilgore9106
      @kilgore9106 Рік тому

      Charlie more like trashie, my content is way better!

    • @Voltage47
      @Voltage47 Рік тому +12

      @@MelancolicAlcoholicthese god Damm bot comments are goofy asf smh

    • @Elliot-f6x
      @Elliot-f6x Рік тому +1

      ​@OfficerBMTbeep boop beep

  • @RookwingsKirk
    @RookwingsKirk Рік тому +6

    7:30
    I've got a goat crime for you...
    When I was 12 we had an annoying neighbour who complained about everything - he also had a front garden full of roses that he nurtured with his very blood, I'm sure.
    Also - we had a goat.
    Goats are notorious for being able to open gates, doors, etc., and just about the only lock [apart from a special 'goat-proof lock] was a bolt, which we had on our huge back garden to stop her escaping and roaming the neighbourhood as she pleased.
    One morning I noticed that the bolt was undone and the gate was resting shut by gravity.
    Lady [the goat] was in her shelter. I'd swear she was grinning.
    His rose garden didn't have a single bloom left, but the leaves seemed untouched...

  • @cerealenjoyer3000
    @cerealenjoyer3000 Рік тому +6

    probably a great high profile disguise, everyone has their eyes on the birds so i doubt anyone would remember his face very well if he ditched the goatee

  • @breannaflores4175
    @breannaflores4175 Рік тому +16

    “And it’s covered in bull shit!” Made me laugh a lot more than it was supposed to

  • @deekaym836
    @deekaym836 Рік тому +4

    Imagine bird man is actually a totally normal dude and this whole persona is his disguise 😂

  • @zachhendry7926
    @zachhendry7926 Рік тому +1

    “The stand user could be any one”
    The stand user:

  • @-Mister-_._-Sir-
    @-Mister-_._-Sir- Рік тому +11

    Aliens are confirmed to be real and then this bird bandit walks into a store and tries to act what human would act like? Coincidence? I think not!

  • @LumidxGoat
    @LumidxGoat Рік тому +14

    Him describing the back of the vehicle and saying its covered in bullshit had me dying

  • @lemons2290
    @lemons2290 Рік тому +3

    As a parrot i am personally offended by this man

  • @MEYGOAD
    @MEYGOAD Рік тому +1

    The birds are 100% piloting that dude like a meat mecha

  • @shawnpepin7890
    @shawnpepin7890 Рік тому +8

    It’s actually ingenious… “sir, what did he look like?” … “i don’t know officer, all I saw was birds” shave the goat, get rid of the birds, and your invisible

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 Рік тому +1

    Surprised the parrot didn't squawk him out while he did that.

  • @TheBlackGoku
    @TheBlackGoku Рік тому +2

    “Let’s not get rid of the possibility of the birds being the ones controlling him.” Bro this had me dead as hell, that is hilarious.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Рік тому +1

    "This is the city, the city of goofiness. My name is Charlie; I carry a badge."

  • @Shadowcam00
    @Shadowcam00 Рік тому +3

    If a guy with three birds threatens you with a knife, just give him the money; he's clearly the main villain of this arc and you don't want to be the innocent civilian who gets killed to motivate the protagonist.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Рік тому +2

    Herding dogs are no joke, the shepherds don't even need to be there and they'll corrall every animal on a farm into a gate more crowded than an airport after fyre festival. They will run on top of the herd if they need to if it's the fastest way to an animal.

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI Рік тому +3

    He should train the birds to say "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG"

  • @clockguy5436
    @clockguy5436 Рік тому

    1:50 I didnt know penguinz0 was a bass throat singer. Look at that talent.

  • @oban1ze
    @oban1ze Рік тому +4

    "He looks like a one piece character" That line got me laughing because he really does look like one 😂😂

    • @AripBah
      @AripBah Рік тому +2

      Yeah with the hat too! ROB lucci......

    • @ivanmunoz4734
      @ivanmunoz4734 Рік тому +1

      ​@@AripBahhe for sure talked trough his parrots like a ventriloquist

  • @legbert123
    @legbert123 Рік тому +1

    2:17 Ya feel bad for the Birds but that guy at knifepoint screw him.

  • @x.miztli419
    @x.miztli419 Рік тому +5

    finally some original villains without copy paste lore

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Рік тому +2

    "The birds may be innocent"
    Pretty sure they were the masterminds, and he's just their puppet.

  • @monkeking325
    @monkeking325 Рік тому +4

    Why do people wake up and say to themselves I'm gonna make a crime today for fun

  • @hobbithabits
    @hobbithabits Рік тому +1

    Charlie not realizing the bull is in a decommissioned police car hurt me

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Рік тому +4

    As a guy who steals parrots, this guy is infamous within our community.

    • @KeleEnker-ws6gg
      @KeleEnker-ws6gg Рік тому +2

      You guys need to upgrade from STEALING PARROTS, and use the PARROTS TO STEAL. This is a good opportunity to be taking notes here

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Рік тому +1

      @@KeleEnker-ws6gg Oh! Maybe I can actually use these parrots for something other than just repeating the entire Navy Seal copypasta!

  • @mrbeardude3963
    @mrbeardude3963 Рік тому +1

    Mihawk thought he could hide his identity

  • @prod.breadlvr
    @prod.breadlvr Рік тому +46

    Sometimes the timing of Charlie uploading whenever i want him to is unreal.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @strawbunny99
      @strawbunny99 Рік тому +1

      No literally. This comment gave me whiplash because it made me realize he posted this TWO MINTUES AGO

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

  • @toolbaggers
    @toolbaggers Рік тому +2

    Imagine Noah herding dinosaurs onto a giant boat. It would look more hectic than a scene out of Jurassic Park.

  • @DizGaAlcam
    @DizGaAlcam Рік тому +19

    Ahaha Charlie doesn't know how shepperding works, a well trained dog and just the natural behaviour of sheeps makes it very possible that one dude brought them all back, going to a farm to learn about it would be a nice idea for a video btw.

    • @cockthesheep3051
      @cockthesheep3051 Рік тому +4

      Why do so many people get goats and sheep mixed up smh
      Goats will go at anything, sheep are too sheepish, they're opposites

    • @Fuckoutubeihadthisnamefirst
      @Fuckoutubeihadthisnamefirst Рік тому

      @@cockthesheep3051ayy lmao

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 Рік тому

    Guy with the birds was thinking "go ahead, describe me to police, they'll never believe you."

  • @chandlercrockett2127
    @chandlercrockett2127 Рік тому +5

    I actually think the bird guy unironically has a great disguise in comparison to regular black clothes. I bet most people are going to remember the birds and the outrageous outfit but not his actual physical features making most witness descriptions useless because no one actually remember what he looked like

  • @leeshapon
    @leeshapon Рік тому +1

    0:24 thats literally Rob Lucci

  • @Choppenheimer
    @Choppenheimer Рік тому +21

    Charlie is the only person on UA-cam that I genuinely enjoy watching

  • @hannahmelton5331
    @hannahmelton5331 Рік тому +2

    Charlie underestimates the ability of a trained herding dog.

  • @GrazzleYT
    @GrazzleYT Рік тому +4

    its a crime that moist critical doesn't have stains on his shirt

  • @ChArLiE-1chaz9
    @ChArLiE-1chaz9 Рік тому +1

    Jonny Depp seeing what he can get away with after massive support

  • @y0sh_
    @y0sh_ Рік тому +9

    That one comment charlie made about how hard it must've been for noah to herd the animals into the ark has now got me thinking about that whole scenario.
    Noah every other minute: Ah fuck the pandas have gone the wrong way

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Рік тому +2

      It’s basically what you have to do with Minecraft villagers

    • @austincox1239
      @austincox1239 Рік тому +1

      Its almost like its a completely made up story, meant to teach a lesson vs being historical fact. An allegory, even.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Рік тому +3

      @@austincox1239found the edgy 14 year old

    • @austincox1239
      @austincox1239 Рік тому +1

      @@JJAB91 Nah, its just funny you went that deep into thought about a fake story, just to make a shit joke about it

    • @Echo-nn8dt
      @Echo-nn8dt Рік тому

      @@JJAB91found the guy that believes anything

  • @Peetreesaur
    @Peetreesaur Рік тому +19

    The craziest part about the VX assassination is that he was found with several vials of the antidote with him but he never thought to use it.

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 Рік тому +6

      Probably didn't realize what he was hit by until too late

  • @sams_attatchment
    @sams_attatchment Рік тому

    2:00 ok but this is the most Florida outfit I’ve ever seen- lmfao 😭💀😂✋🏻

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 Рік тому +5

    So glad to see Charlie finally admit to that Geneva violation!

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @raybarrows4418
    @raybarrows4418 Рік тому +1

    what if the bull was having a blast? the good boy may ask to go on rides like that

  • @rllydaniel
    @rllydaniel Рік тому +46

    charlie never disappoints

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Рік тому

      I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put to sleep because I make superior content. 🤣😂.. .

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Рік тому +3

      yawn comment

    • @Maybe_Tom_Cruise
      @Maybe_Tom_Cruise Рік тому

      ​@@Mandate_of_HeavenEqually yawn comment. It's a never ending cycle of yawn comments.

    • @KeepTheGates
      @KeepTheGates Рік тому

      Gluck gluck gluck

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +2

    It's actually a solid strategy. Overdressing means the witnesses are focused on his outfit and not on his face. So he can get by rather easily when not in the disguise. Even with security cam footage, most people aren't going to recognize him even if he's standing right next to them.

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino Рік тому +5

    Today's Fact: In 2009, a man named Gabriel Scott was struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in California; his father had also been struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in the same spot 30 years earlier.

  • @taylorrimpley8214
    @taylorrimpley8214 Рік тому +1

    The bull in car story hits home for me because the old police car comes from the village I came from in Nebraska, and was the only police car for the town that had no cops.

  • @WC-ip6tt
    @WC-ip6tt Рік тому +7

    Rob Lucci fell off

  • @Eterna1Sky
    @Eterna1Sky Рік тому +1

    Why must Rob Lucci stoop so low to robbery after being clapped by Luffy 2x and now soon Zoro lmao

  • @veryhotpizza
    @veryhotpizza Рік тому +4

    The news title "Search for bird bandit after string of robberies" sounds so crazy. They keep giving criminals cool ass names, that just makes more people wanna be criminals

    • @funkin-fungoid
      @funkin-fungoid Рік тому

      ​@@p-__actually, this comment is about Charles burp so stfu

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Рік тому +2

    That's not a goatee, it's a another bird! No one expects the 4th secret goatee bird

  • @citizen8570
    @citizen8570 Рік тому +6

    Can always rely on charlie to give us a fat wet load of goofiness
    😂
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    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Рік тому

      @OfficerBMT” “ 🤓☝️

  • @Boneheaded0
    @Boneheaded0 Рік тому +1

    How does Charlie not know that the hamburgler has returned enacting revenge

  • @jonathanmanning7661
    @jonathanmanning7661 Рік тому +8

    First

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Рік тому +1

    Perhaps his entire face was disguised Mission Impossible style and the birds were just a red herring.

  • @benieboy5313
    @benieboy5313 Рік тому +1

    Bro missed out on calling him a birdguler

  • @LizardoiL
    @LizardoiL Рік тому +1

    The birds are definitely in on it.

  • @generic_soda
    @generic_soda Рік тому +1

    huge missed opportunity to call him "the Birdgler"

  • @SlimcognitoVG
    @SlimcognitoVG Рік тому +1

    I’m glad Charlie’s first suggestion is to not discredit the possibility that he is being ratatouilled

  • @ComedyIsCoolTelevision
    @ComedyIsCoolTelevision Рік тому +1

    I really like this type of video, usually the videos are just one topic but this is like 10 topics all in one all rapid fire

  • @thisisntsergio1352
    @thisisntsergio1352 Рік тому +1

    9:36 sheep shearer 😂

  • @MacabreMarauder
    @MacabreMarauder Рік тому

    I can imagine the herder being woken up at midnight like 'The city needs me' and then puts on his uniform like a superhero

  • @maxbailey9164
    @maxbailey9164 Рік тому

    Best disguise ever, bro definitely owns no birds, is clean shaven, and hates wearing hats

  • @viktorvojtko7991
    @viktorvojtko7991 Рік тому +1

    The bird bandit looks like Eric Andre in one of his skits

  • @mitchellstaples1410
    @mitchellstaples1410 Рік тому +1

    Damn, they gonna be looking for captain feather sword

  • @desperadodave5970
    @desperadodave5970 Рік тому +1

    "don't crime with the birds"

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Рік тому +1

    Bird Bandit reminds me of Donquixote Pirate Officer Gladius.

  • @Exilecrysis
    @Exilecrysis Рік тому +1

    9:50 who wins 1000 goats or one very good boi?

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Рік тому +1

    This feels like a publicity stunt: the guy just screams goofy energy with his outfit
    And Charlie is right: the guy dos look like the Hamburglar 🤣✋

  • @Nellamin
    @Nellamin Рік тому +1

    Rob Lucci really had to settle for small crimes after the Egghead arc 💀

  • @wastedtalent666
    @wastedtalent666 Рік тому +1

    The birds are controlling it 😂😂

  • @greenfox42
    @greenfox42 Рік тому

    4:03 isn’t that just the half of a “POLICE” decal?? 😂😂😂 lice 😂😂😂

  • @Rock-tc3qg
    @Rock-tc3qg Рік тому +1

    Saw a dude today wearing the exact same clothes, but only had 2 macaws. Must of been a different guy