Dumbest Criminal Ever

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  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG Рік тому +3973

    'I needed that money'
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland Рік тому +5976

    “There was $150 in that envelope, and I wanted it. And it was mine.”
    This chick literally never moved past the “mine” stage from toddlerhood.

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 Рік тому +105

      @Nonaya Bidness a man after midnight

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity Рік тому +95

      Stingy from lazy town vibes

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Рік тому

      Drugs cause people to regress back to childhood. She was already on heroin when she did this. She probably did like 400 robberies throughout her career, and got caught 3 times.
      To her, "money" translates to "indescribable happiness". They will literally risk having their head obliterated by a 12ga. to grab the Walmart earrings off your mom's dresser drawer.

    • @ronaldoalberto3510
      @ronaldoalberto3510 Рік тому +196

      I cringed when she said that, she sounded like the stereotypical rich spoiled character from any kid's cartoon

    • @hecklejack7726
      @hecklejack7726 Рік тому +5

      Exactly

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 Рік тому +1101

    I love the fact her face is barely blurred out, the editors knew what they were doing and as a fellow human I must salute them.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr Рік тому +27

      Even as someone who's only human because there's no other option, I still salute them.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому

      Why hide her face at all? Why do this degenerate any favours?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому

      Not like it matters. This video has been shared like a billion times. At least they made an attempt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrpizzawizard
      @mrpizzawizard Рік тому +11

      Reminds me of that hilarious Nathan For You bit where he barely burred the parents faces. So hysterical.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@mrpizzawizardthey knew it was gonna be a waste of pixels 😂

  • @Mischievous_Moth
    @Mischievous_Moth Рік тому +66

    This is actually an interesting look into the minds of two sociopaths.

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel Місяць тому +3

      Don't use terms you don't understand. She's not a sociopath, she's just childish and greedy

    • @shadowwarrior1178
      @shadowwarrior1178 16 днів тому +2

      @thelastmotel
      “A persistent pattern of disregard for others.” Looks like Mischievous_Moth hit the nail on the head.
      Double-check your terms so that you understand.

  • @reala90
    @reala90 Рік тому +13755

    I love how her apology is basically just "I'm sorry you decided to ruin my day by pressing charges."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Рік тому +329

      @Link to the clip The bots are gettin' sassy

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

  • @iriamuguillermo9678
    @iriamuguillermo9678 Рік тому +9353

    I can do even dumber.
    I worked at a pizza joint when I was 17. And next door was a store that sold *VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT* and these 3 rocket scientists thought it’d be great idea to steal from there. They broke in and tripped like 20 motion sensor cameras. The police had like almost 50 angles of video footage to find them. One of these geniuses even took his mask off and looked RIGHT AT the camera.

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 Рік тому

      Intellectuals like those should be kept away from the world

    • @mrsizzy7329
      @mrsizzy7329 Рік тому

      @Link to the clip it's called telling a story dipfuck. Does Charlie know any of us personally? No yet he still tells stories to us like nothing.

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 Рік тому +1566

      Hey, I'm not a robot like these other three, And I thought that was a pretty good story. Thumbs up.

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 Рік тому +824

      What was the first bot even trying to point out?

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 Рік тому +530

      There's some real goobers out there man

  • @arianatwiss4600
    @arianatwiss4600 Рік тому +163

    Some girl scout troops have lock boxes for their money, but they aren't provided to troops by council, so if your troop can't afford it you don't get one. Also most girls have to pay for their cookies up front and BUY them from their troop and THEN resell them to sort of make their money back. So that very much was that girl's money

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 Рік тому

      so its like a pyramid scheme from the way you describe it except it uses children

    • @bristerfroster
      @bristerfroster Рік тому

      So Girl Scout troops have been MLMs the whole time

    • @Mercisavior
      @Mercisavior Рік тому +5

      Yea I used to be in Girl Scouts and we had a lock box and it sat in front of us I think when we sold cookies (no I’m not 7 I was forced to do that stuff)

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +3

      Anyone else think that's a good idea for a charity? Buy them lockboxes. Or bazookas.

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 8 місяців тому +2

      Wouldn't a lockbox make it easier to steal tho? You just grab the box and then when you get home grab a power tool and crack it open. Its not like the lockbox is gonna be a bank vault level thief deterrent

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 Рік тому +432

    Her level of honesty is honestly refreshing. It's rare to find someone so blunt about who they are.

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 Рік тому +17

      No point in lying if she's caught though.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Рік тому +4

      Their level of impudence is over 9000.

    • @wahwahwah6690
      @wahwahwah6690 Рік тому +12

      It's so refreshing to see a criminal be rude and insulting while they admit they stole from small children.

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Рік тому +9

      Nah, this is just in line with all the people who want to make shitty the norm by just being bluntly shitty all the time. There's a difference between honesty and being a sociopath who just doesn't care.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +2

      You know what else is refreshing? The frap. The frap caps off the complete lack of giving a shit.

  • @Generic-usernam3
    @Generic-usernam3 Рік тому +4814

    “I gave the money back so I shouldn’t be charged” is the same mentality as “he survived after I shot him though, why am I in trouble?”

    • @larrythestoner2449
      @larrythestoner2449 Рік тому +215

      That is such a perfect way to describe it

    • @micksmartin3z545
      @micksmartin3z545 Рік тому +66

      No, its not 🤦‍♂️

    • @vincentgibbons5613
      @vincentgibbons5613 Рік тому +52

      Wellllll in your example theres still a guy with a bullet in him, honestly theres no real harm done to the girl scouts.

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 Рік тому +148

      not really. its more like "i healed his wounds after i shot him so why am i in trouble?" still pretty dumb logic either way

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 Рік тому +21

      @Aidan Callaghan it really isnt though

  • @lolllama1504
    @lolllama1504 Рік тому +6494

    She’s literally holding back laughter when talking about her crimes lmao, she’s like a early 2000’s cartoon villain who always gets away with it so she can come back next episode

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 Рік тому +13

      yea because its funny im not saying i would but free 150 bucks sounds like a good deal

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj Рік тому +39

      Half these comments are bots

    • @at0mizer
      @at0mizer Рік тому +44

      we literally cant have a fuckinf conversation with these bots in the way

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 Рік тому +1

      1 thousandth like :D

  • @alittlebitgone
    @alittlebitgone Рік тому +144

    Also, the judge and her lawyer were both reprimanded, and the lawyer was forced to resign, when it was found they conspired illegally to ensure Stephanie received preferential treatment and reduced punishment.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +7

      FFS REALLY?!?! 😡

    • @eliharper6616
      @eliharper6616 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@feraltaco4783evil maybe... But just pretty enough to get a reduced sentence

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 11 місяців тому +8

      @@eliharper6616 it's absolutely infuriating.

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan 7 місяців тому

      Blowjobs are powerful tools

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 5 місяців тому +6

      Wonder what they got in exchange.

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 8 місяців тому +10

    Sell her every possessions and make her sell cookies to get them back.

  • @brittanyb905
    @brittanyb905 Рік тому +6480

    I love how she said it was an easy crime but also got caught so easily and then had to serve time, and pay it back.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 Рік тому +210

      Don't do the easy crime, if you can't do the easy time

    • @mechanicalsilence1
      @mechanicalsilence1 Рік тому +65

      It was as easy to throw them in prison.

    • @FearlesSLaughteR1
      @FearlesSLaughteR1 Рік тому +17

      Easy time
      Edit I wrote this before I read the responses thinking I’d hit the joke first, silly me

    • @danielalbert9749
      @danielalbert9749 Рік тому +7

      @@mechanicalsilence1 an easy conviction.

    • @tobiasfunke8967
      @tobiasfunke8967 Рік тому +2

      oogah boogah brittany amused

  • @carcinogeneticist378
    @carcinogeneticist378 Рік тому +29474

    The fact that she’s saying she needed the money while drinking overpriced coffee is icing on the cake.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Рік тому +13

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Рік тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 Рік тому +1032

      Jesus, these bots man...

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @tazziplissken
      @tazziplissken Рік тому +657

      Holy crap the spambots are fast today

  • @ashleyemerton5056
    @ashleyemerton5056 Рік тому +478

    "It's not her money so I didn't feel bad about it"
    As a girl scout, I'll have you know we make 75 cents per every box of cookies we make (a box is $4 where I live). That doesn't even go to us personally, it just goes to support our troop. Like it goes into our troop's bank account, we can use this money to go on trips. So of the $150 she stole, $28.13 would have gone to the girl's troop. So yes, you are stealing directly from that girl's troop which in turn is stealing from her. It's not like stealing from Walmart where if you steal, it has no effect on the employees and only hurts the big corporation. It affects the girl directly 💀Also, it affects her mentally. Ever heard of trauma, my guy?
    Also, it's so fucked up how little we make from selling cookies! What is more criminal, how much we make from selling cookies or the $150 she stole?

    • @tayk.t.523
      @tayk.t.523 Рік тому +36

      You only made 75 cents per box? That's absurd!

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul Рік тому +15

      75 cents per $4 box is not a bad cut…

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou Рік тому +1

      its the 150 she stole if you are asking

    • @brazilianbold
      @brazilianbold Рік тому +11

      Just wanted to add in Walmart employees at the bottom do suffer from shrink. They have quarterly bonuses that are based on factors like that

    • @dirkphillips9311
      @dirkphillips9311 Рік тому +1

      I was a boy scout and when we sold chocolate it was a 50% profit but anything we didn't sell from a box came out of that profit. And what were raising funds for was literally the croup to go to summer camp.

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 Рік тому +22

    I lost it when the Girl Scout, in her UNIFORM, took the stand 😂 😂😂

  • @Rotbeam99
    @Rotbeam99 Рік тому +1715

    "I feel bad that I stole from a 9 year old girl, but hey, 150 dollars is 150 dollars"
    - Aristotle

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 Рік тому +3245

    I like how she alternates between "We needed the money" and "We just wanted money." they didn't really need it, they were just greedy and saw some easy targets.

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 Рік тому +37

      And yet despite being easy, they couldn't even hit em

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 Рік тому +79

      If she was a heroin addict at the time of the girl scout heist I would actually hate her less as that's an addiction you need to feed otherwise the withdrawal can kill you. But she literally spent the money on Starbucks, which should of got her an extra year just on principle.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed Рік тому +13

      She's now facing a 9 years to life prison sentence lmao

    • @stmsin
      @stmsin Рік тому

      @Nonaya Bidness why? if you need money you get a job. everyone knows that. you dont rob children. gtfo

    • @Cr1ptlord
      @Cr1ptlord Рік тому +28

      Shes sipping Starbucks, and driving a brand new Passat, no way she had money troubles. I wonder what her backstory was.

  • @liberusmagnus
    @liberusmagnus 8 місяців тому +9

    150$? That's like 5 starbucks drinks, definitely worth it

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 Рік тому +24

    "What is a nine year old gonna do, fight back?"
    Don't underestimate a pissed off nine year old, they're little monsters when they wanna be.

  • @-freshsans
    @-freshsans Рік тому +5119

    "I saw money, so I grabbed it."
    I'm glad our society can be so trustworthy

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Рік тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Nell_Hell
      @Nell_Hell Рік тому +71

      wtf are these comments

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 Рік тому +16

      @Link to the clip _Wooosh_
      Hear that? That's the sound of the sarcasm going over your head

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 Рік тому +2

      @Link to the clip actually true

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx Рік тому +4

      @@Nell_Hell bots

  • @whysenberg9615
    @whysenberg9615 Рік тому +11994

    They're both drinking starbucks and smiling through the whole interview they literally don't care, goes to show how people are raised and how they think they're always in the right

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Рік тому +3

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 Рік тому

      I bet you they'll both be addicted to crack and be stuck with like 4 kids in a few years

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil Рік тому +394

      Jesus, there's like a single non-bot reply here. yikes.

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 Рік тому +26

      @@fcantil i make the 3rd lmao

  • @DeadMeat991
    @DeadMeat991 Рік тому +4

    That's not brutally honest, that's brutally dumb.

  • @kurokukageyama990
    @kurokukageyama990 8 місяців тому +3

    they give of "Mean girl " vibes honestly if you told me they where someone's high school bully turned to a life of crime I wouldn't be surprised

  • @jaytodd9757
    @jaytodd9757 Рік тому +7262

    Props to her for not showing remorse where she has none and actually being honest about her dogshit personality and unwillingness to change. She helped get herself the sentence she deserved.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 Рік тому

      She deserves a longer sentence and mandatory community service

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 Рік тому +483

      Yep, I respect that they're just brutally honest about how shit they are. I wish that every single shitty person were like them.

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 Рік тому +12

      She did nothing wrong

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX Рік тому +22

      Imagine if all women were this honest...

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells Рік тому +338

      @@IchbinX Imagine if all people were this honest*

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Рік тому +6855

    Robbing a child just doing her duty and then bragging about it in front of the cameras? Their lack of remorse is astounding.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 Рік тому

      What the fuck is going on with these dysfunctional bots

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams Рік тому +147

      Damn, bots are merciless machines.

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому +1

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore Рік тому +44

    You can instantly tell she is not a stranger to meth

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore Рік тому

      @9t7problems good point,
      But they do sometimes, speedballing, usually on the meth comedown… not a good idea

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 Рік тому +5

    I really appreciate someone who lacks empathy just being honest about it.

  • @theguywiththewhiteboard
    @theguywiththewhiteboard Рік тому +3502

    Charlie has given many dumb criminals the title of “dumbest criminal ever”. In all honesty I think he should do a tier list to see who the dumbest criminal of all time is.

  • @rickyi3523
    @rickyi3523 Рік тому +2209

    I remember this story just because of how horrible the pixilation was. They really didn't care about hiding her identity.

    • @mysteriousness521
      @mysteriousness521 Рік тому +13

      @Savetion 👋🏻 hey buddy, who asked

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Рік тому

      @@user-bv3yy8sq3f and weird as fuck because who the hell clicks on someone's profile immediately after seeing what a horrible piece of shit that someone is

    • @ZeoHidra
      @ZeoHidra Рік тому +112

      They probably just said "eh, screw'em".

    • @drew6017
      @drew6017 Рік тому +28

      Studios’ gotta pay for those pixels

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG Рік тому +1

      I wouldn't care to pixilate her face either.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 Рік тому +9

    I like to believe that prior to this the worst thing she had ever done was jaywalking and was a standup citizen who would give 10% of her paychecks to charity and regularly volunteered at the local retirement home. But stealing cookie money was such an advanced crime that deeply affected her psyche in such a way that she immediately became a hardened criminal that not even the justice system could maintain or rehabilitate

  • @cholm2070
    @cholm2070 Рік тому +2

    At least they were honest and didn’t pull out the whole “im so sowwy” schpeel. Nobody buys that shit.

  • @karma_in_affect
    @karma_in_affect Рік тому +743

    both of them casually drinking their frappucinos, feeling no guilt like the rudest girls you knew in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Рік тому +69

      mentally, they're probably still in high school

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 Рік тому

      @@Vincisomething nah just piece of human garbage girls. Pure narcissism/sociopathy.

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis Рік тому +13

      @@Vincisomething one of them was like 18 so they may have actually still been in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Рік тому +5

      @@wilsowallis she didn't stop her crimes then though. It's like she just didn't learn lol

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis Рік тому +3

      @@Vincisomething oh definitely lmao. i do not think her age excuses this shit at all, she damn well knew what she was doing.

  • @silence604
    @silence604 Рік тому +792

    "But it's a crime"
    "Yeah but it's an easy crime"
    I can't stop laughing, my entire body hurts, and I just can't stop

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 Рік тому +13

      Not gonna be so easy when the cops find out

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion Рік тому +14

      You can almost hear her lawyer crying with frustration.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1

      I'm in pain but only because I violently vomited my soul into another galaxy.

  • @BeyondTheQuest
    @BeyondTheQuest Рік тому +2

    She probably started at 3 years old, stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Рік тому +4

    These women seem like complete psychopaths. Hearing the rap sheet at the end, I just had flashbacks to the outrageously Chaotic Evil cartoon villains featured in Robocop. I can't imagine the sidekick had much difference in her career based on them sharing the exact same behaviour in the interview.

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 Рік тому +341

    Textbook psychopathy but with zero cunning, just living life as a GTA character

    • @fishontheinternetz3641
      @fishontheinternetz3641 Рік тому +7

      That would be called sociopathy then.

    • @chickennicker6778
      @chickennicker6778 Рік тому +14

      @@fishontheinternetz3641 the two teams are meaningless and interchangeable now, they're not even in the dsm or anything

    • @webspinster
      @webspinster Рік тому +1

      This isn’t what psychopathy looks like.

    • @emstink
      @emstink Рік тому +12

      @@webspinster While I don't agree with diagnosing random strangers and this is purely educational, following the only possible medical diagnostic criteria (the DSM-5 ) which unfortunately umbrella'd psychopathy into ASPD, it states ASPD is characterised by (AT LEAST THREE OF THE BELOW): a pattern of lack of adherence to social norms and laws, (which they appear to break repeatedly), a pattern of deceitfulness for personal pleasure (which they appear to do repeatedly), impulsivity and inability to plan (which they appear to have), lack of remorse/rationalising hurting or stealing from others (which they do), aggressive behaviour, irresponsible such as intense debt or missing work, or reckless towards their/other's safety. We can't comment on the last three since there's no evidence of that, there's no proof of conduct disorder, and we can't say they don't have another issue.
      Even if we ignore DSM-5 and follow old psychopathy criteria, PCL-R, glibness (definite 0), grandiose sense of worth, need for stimulation, pathological lying, manipulative, *lack of remorse* , shallow affect, *lack of empathy* , parasitic lifestyle, *poor behavioural control* , promiscuous behaviour, early behavioural issues, lack of realistic goals, *impulsive* , irresponsible, *failure to accept responsibility* , multiple short-term relationships, *juvenile delinquency* , *variety of crimes* , revoked release. I've bolded the ones of which there is evidence that this woman has displayed throughout her life.
      TL;DR; To say this isn't what psychopathy might look like when it aligns with a lot of the symptoms for diagnosis is off. I'm not their therapist so I would never say they actually have it, but this can be what psychopathy looks like. It can also just be drug addiction, a different mental illness. Could be brain damage. It can also just be entitlement. But psychopathy isn't always a man in a business suit slurping up on people's misery while manipulating all of his bosses into giving him a $1 mil raise. It can look like this too.

    • @joaquinmolina9228
      @joaquinmolina9228 Рік тому

      @@emstink dude you're just reading too much into it, just some girls trying to save face after being caught, it's not that deep. Not giving a fuck about stealing from a little girl doesn't make you a psychopath nor does it make you fall into aspd umbrella

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Рік тому +1803

    I'm shocked that she didn't even say, "We live in a society" after *not* apologising for her actions.

    • @th3amazingjax438
      @th3amazingjax438 Рік тому +30

      We live in a society, Girl Scouts

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Рік тому +23

      "We live in a society where stealing money from children is a distant memory.."

  • @jennieferris2447
    @jennieferris2447 Рік тому +8

    I'm laughing so much it hurts,how very proud Stephanie's parents must be

  • @eddeh0772
    @eddeh0772 Рік тому +2

    I hate how much you can still see the self-impressed congratulatory smile behind the pixelation

  • @daneaguilar-aasted5331
    @daneaguilar-aasted5331 Рік тому +988

    "Not from stealing from girl scouts this time, that was just her gateway drug to a harder drug, heroin" will forever be my favourite string of words ever spun by Charlie

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 Рік тому +2

      Think she spun herself just fine.

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 Рік тому

      I read this as he said it.

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 Рік тому

      @Cuties Movie You do not deserve respect for associating yourself with a disgusting creative work that should never exist

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 Рік тому

      THEY HAVE CLIPS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE ON THEIR CHANNEL, EVEN WORSE

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Рік тому

      Black Tar, Texas Tea....

  • @billwhite5688
    @billwhite5688 Рік тому +308

    That Girl Scout testified in a Cookie Monster bucket hat, honestly a power move

    • @819driver
      @819driver Рік тому +2

      and also probably where the cookie monster nickname comes from

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 Рік тому

      💀💀💀

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 11 місяців тому +3

    Her nonchalant, selfish and completely remorseless attitude about this entire thing makes me wonder if she might be a sociopath.

  • @parkeranson2617
    @parkeranson2617 Рік тому +2

    "Just a gateway drug... To a harder drug... Heroin."

  • @migjordanpayawal7856
    @migjordanpayawal7856 Рік тому +645

    The good thing is that sociopaths and psychopaths aren't always smart.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Рік тому +2

      I wouldn’t say good thing 😂

    • @koolaids-man8668
      @koolaids-man8668 Рік тому +59

      @@DadsCigaretteRun that is good they're more likely to get caught lol

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 Рік тому +14

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I have some of those tendencies, and trust me, you don't want a smart psycho.

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon Рік тому +11

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun but they still can do stupid harmful things to others, may be less dangerous but still dangerous

    • @jakethomas5016
      @jakethomas5016 Рік тому +31

      @@impishlyit9780 no one asked lol

  • @themilkman2465
    @themilkman2465 Рік тому +550

    I love that the first thing she says after being asked what she learned from this is "not to get caught"

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 Рік тому +28

      Yeah it's actually wild how truthful they are. It's like they don't understand that people don't like other people messing with children lol

    • @h.p.hatecraft7850
      @h.p.hatecraft7850 Рік тому +8

      @Nonaya Bidness i hope you're joking.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Рік тому +7

      @Nonaya Bidness the money earned from selling cookies is used to fund trips and activities for the troop. Where did you get the idea it goes to a corporation??

    • @asktastic12
      @asktastic12 Рік тому

      Defensive ass fucka

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому

      "Or not steal."
      Ya think?! At least the entire world has seen how horrible they are.

  • @braydenleis4735
    @braydenleis4735 Рік тому +2

    “It’s mine by right of conquest”

  • @whadatmowfdu7320
    @whadatmowfdu7320 Рік тому +11

    If “I never got disciplined as a child” was a person.

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 Рік тому +483

    I like that they barely blurred her face, they low key wanted you to see her face

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Рік тому +30

      “Hey, we totally don’t want you to make fun of this person 😉”
      “We absolutely, definitely think she ought to leave this situation scott free 😉”

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 Рік тому +14

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 I'm guessing the sidekick was a minor which is why the face was blurred. Not to protect her from mockery.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Рік тому +2

      @@AshleyWilliamsN7 😬
      Well fuck.
      That makes the blur job even worse.

  • @LXO_TC
    @LXO_TC Рік тому +793

    I love how no matter the topic if charlie ask for more info someone in chat WILL know everything about the most random topic possible

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT Рік тому +44

      It helps to have like 3000 people watching

    • @stmsin
      @stmsin Рік тому +3

      in b4 Kavetion says L+ratio

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety Рік тому +2

      Twitch is scary

    • @Cheshyrgrin
      @Cheshyrgrin Рік тому +4

      It also helps that this story is almost a decade old and that the girl was on an episode of Tosh.0 about it...

  • @thedragon2493
    @thedragon2493 Рік тому +2

    "like stealing cookie money from a girl scout" is the heroin addict's version of "like stealing candy from a baby"

  • @noice6994
    @noice6994 Рік тому +1920

    I feel so bad for these girl scouts, so saddening to see how heartless some people can be

    • @matthewpatrick7964
      @matthewpatrick7964 Рік тому +3

      That’s the way humans are just are

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx Рік тому

      @@spyder6100 it's another stupid bot

    • @zSwervee
      @zSwervee Рік тому +6

      you’re talking to the generations that are growing up with technology, we’ve already seen everything we prolly shouldn’t have seen

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 Рік тому +5

      lol this is funny as shit

    • @IvnValmont
      @IvnValmont Рік тому

      No need to be upset at people or hate them for how they are. No reason to hate someone's character as long as you understand the person. Women have no morality or principles and that's okay

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog Рік тому +320

    "Out of control drug user" is an absolutely hilarious way to describe her as a drug addict.

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 Рік тому

      @Savetion 👋🏻 shut up.

    • @Mythki11er
      @Mythki11er Рік тому +1

      Bro just take drugs and chill

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +2

      Functioning addicts are a thing, you know

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog Рік тому

      @@oz_jones ok. You still literally used the term addict 😂 this woman doesn't seem to function well. Especially when she's described as "out of control"

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 Рік тому +3

    “She must’ve hired Saul Goodman”💀💀

  • @braindeadman1829
    @braindeadman1829 Рік тому +4

    The scary part is there were dozens of people like this in middle school and high school for me. You know who you are.

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF Рік тому +1069

    I still don't think anyone will beat the guy who turned himself in after seeing his wanted poster for the reward

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Рік тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 Рік тому +191

      More bots in this reply section than cyberpunk, report them

    • @Georgesoros7790
      @Georgesoros7790 Рік тому

      @RAPING MERMAID SARAH LMAO All of you are bots I’ve seen past the matrix.

    • @frankiefrendreiss3844
      @frankiefrendreiss3844 Рік тому

      @Link to the clip shut mouth

    • @eliminator1472
      @eliminator1472 Рік тому +11

      Lmao that’s hilarious, got a link to the story?

  • @bee-natural5794
    @bee-natural5794 Рік тому +1296

    As a former Girl Scout, this makes my blood boil honestly. We use the money from cookies to fund our trips, which educate Scouts and also open opportunities for them to help their communties. The fact that this woman said she had no remorse probably makes her one of the most selfish people ever.

    • @anabel6368
      @anabel6368 Рік тому +30

      @Link to the clip what are you talking about lol 😂

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 Рік тому +14

      @Link to the clip yeah lmao so funny haha (insert stupid emojis here)

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 Рік тому +56

      Tbh they did society a favour by getting busted doing a stupid stunt like that. They really thought 1. That nobody would be watching 2. They wouldn't get caught 3. That $150 was worth the risk.
      Now, they have a potentially life altering, long term criminal offence on their record. 🤡

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Рік тому +17

      Don't be mad.
      Bee-natural!
      Srry....

    • @bee-natural5794
      @bee-natural5794 Рік тому +23

      @@shuruff904 surprisingly, that's the first time i've heard that joke about my username!

  • @spectralspectra2282
    @spectralspectra2282 Рік тому +2

    Got to respect the honesty

  • @Nuttzers
    @Nuttzers Рік тому +2

    I love how the news did the absolute minimum to blur her face out. I feel like if you squint, you can almost make it out clearly.
    They also aren't sorry about shit. They're sorry they got caught

  • @malgoo3526
    @malgoo3526 Рік тому +53

    Her:"It's an easy crime"
    Also her: Gets caught

    • @swilson5320
      @swilson5320 Рік тому +1

      I was thinking about that too!

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated Рік тому +134

    Shoutout to the editor for putting as little effort into the face blurring as possible.

  • @LittlelauraMJ
    @LittlelauraMJ Рік тому +3

    She can't possibly feel that bad. Even with her face blurred you can tell she smirked the whole time.

  • @johnwebsterification
    @johnwebsterification Рік тому

    I seen it coming when she said now I've got charges. That's old school growing up around criminals vernacular.

  • @torinnmyastan9505
    @torinnmyastan9505 Рік тому +937

    I hate the fact we live in a world where kids can't be happy and get taken advantage of by deplorable people

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +33

      I mean, they can be happy, parents just need to watch their kids more because this shit happens usually while their eyes are off their kids. Sometimes it's out of their hands but most of the time, it's semi preventable. For example, I wouldn't be letting my kid have a Twitter EVER. It's shocking that there are fucking 11 year olds on that site. Sucks that parents genuinely do need to put their kids on a literal leash 99% of the time because of assholes and pedos but it is how it is.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Рік тому +10

      I mean yeah, the world is a terrible place and always had been. There's good in it too, but not enough for it to have ever been a good idea to leave kids in charge of large amounts of money.

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 Рік тому +3

      @@lockerbuddy2039 yeah I see where you're coming from, I just hate that how that's a thing, if I was ro have kids I'll make sure to raise them to be safe .

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 Рік тому

      Honestly these women are just cold hearted creatures and I'd hate to think they'd ever have kids

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 Рік тому

      The Girl Scouts are exploiting them for free labor to sell fucking cookies dude. It's not like it was a kid with a lemonade stand.

  • @VashxTSx
    @VashxTSx Рік тому +359

    Worked with a kid at a restaurant. Everyone knew the kid stole from the fridge. Even the GM knew he was stealing steaks and burgers. One day the genius shoves an entire 5lb bag of mini gummy bears into his pants and tries to walk out. That bag was so comically massive.
    The MOD had to fire him. GM just figured he needed food to survive. Not realizing just how much they let this kid steal. Worst part is he was the laziest worker possible. I genuinely never saw him do his job.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Рік тому +62

      He had no time to actually work, he was planning the heist of a century over their! For real though that sucks that he didn't even do his job.

    • @carldalord
      @carldalord Рік тому +33

      The Grand Master knew he was stealing burgers?

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime Рік тому +17

      @@carldalord Well, it wasn't exactly 4D chess.

    • @himikojou5111
      @himikojou5111 Рік тому +22

      @@carldalord damn what kinda fancy ass restaurant has a local chess grandmaster on their payroll

    • @sorimasn
      @sorimasn Рік тому +7

      @@himikojou5111 i dunno man but they also serve gummy bears.

  • @dragonlover1476
    @dragonlover1476 Рік тому

    0:43 my troop always used a lockbox. The leaders would always have one or two people in charge of watching it and tallying money while the rest would be flagging people down.

  • @nauticalcandy
    @nauticalcandy Рік тому

    The honesty is so exhilarating.

  • @rudytrujillo4197
    @rudytrujillo4197 Рік тому +324

    "If your daughter is in the girl scouts, tell her to sleep with one eye open" Not gonna lie that one got me cracking up xD

  • @miaminights159
    @miaminights159 Рік тому +340

    How they can get in front of a camera with no remorse and then complain about their charges is disturbing. They will be forever known for what they did.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому +19

      They've gotta be high or some shit I'm calling it now. There's no way they're BOTH THAT narcissistic on an average day. They reacted the exact same and acted like it wasn't even real

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 Рік тому +1

      She seems like a psychopath to me. Absolutely no remorse.

    • @Iead
      @Iead Рік тому +7

      ​@@bingdinggold1877 I mean one of them got caught doing heroine

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 Рік тому +1

      I never knew them until today and this happened before Obama was president…calm down Keyboard Warrior

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому +3

      @@chadmann2724 I bet she still acts the same way though hopefully not but yk..

  • @juliafumpler9256
    @juliafumpler9256 Рік тому

    She says that like her reason is justifiable

  • @margauxcy
    @margauxcy Рік тому +7

    As a former Girl Scout, we had a lock box, I don't understand why they didn't, but it has been pretty common practice within the Girl Scout community, when you sell cookies, you get a lock box, and you learn responsibility with money and keeping it safe.
    Big L on that Girl Scout troop, unfortunately.

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 Рік тому +1003

    These "people" are perfect examples of blatant sociopathic behavior. Literally stealing from defenseless children and not a single hint of remorse. Almost as if they did it every day.
    And they probably do, so they should be jailed for quite a while.

    • @ChiloeYOMIH
      @ChiloeYOMIH Рік тому +15

      Its not sociopathic. They probably felt something but decided the ends justified the means

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 Рік тому +23

      @@ChiloeYOMIH It's close to it. It's low impulse control.

    • @Goodpizzaa
      @Goodpizzaa Рік тому +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE god damnit you're everywhere

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock Рік тому +37

      These kinds of people don't understand or have the capacity to be reformed by imprisonment.
      There's only one language these kinds of people understand. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to discuss that language on YT.

    • @timeTegus
      @timeTegus Рік тому +1

      it would be stupid to steal from a person who can defend himself. but i get wher u are comming from

  • @lazychickenwing474
    @lazychickenwing474 Рік тому +92

    ‘Probably not to get caught MAYBE not to steal again’ is the funniest lesson anyone can learn.

  • @stevenguy5507
    @stevenguy5507 Рік тому

    The Runelite notifications and the long hair make me feel like I'm watching myself, love it 🤣

  • @Harwer2
    @Harwer2 Рік тому

    i respect honesty

  • @gebzeppelin6740
    @gebzeppelin6740 Рік тому +300

    I love how she's holding a coffee through all of this

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Рік тому

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @brendanstone9095
      @brendanstone9095 Рік тому

      @Link to the clip fuck are you talking about? And you're commenting yourself. Follow your own logic mate.
      Edit: More click bait shit. Should have known. Took me like 20 secs but damn they're jumping through every hoop now.

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih Рік тому +2

      Coffee drinkers are goblins

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Рік тому +1

      I bet she used money from that 9 year old to buy it

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby Рік тому

      So many fucking bots.

  • @thatoneguy2711
    @thatoneguy2711 Рік тому +127

    “I needed that money”
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink 💀

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist Рік тому +3

      That’s $7 in 2008 too, so that’s like $9 now.

    • @fredbearchannel976
      @fredbearchannel976 Рік тому

      @@TheMedicatedArtist wait 9 dollars Jesus Christ

    • @cc3
      @cc3 Рік тому

      To be fair she corrected herself quite quickly and said she wanted the money.

  • @reignguard
    @reignguard Рік тому

    The honesty is kinda refreshing

  • @admirallily
    @admirallily 16 днів тому

    Her attitude is what requires the harshest sentence.

  • @false8260
    @false8260 Рік тому +309

    It amazes that she doesn’t even try to act sorry. That’s like the most obvious thing to do if you’re in a situation like that.

    • @emstink
      @emstink Рік тому +27

      Right? It's not hard to cry a little and say things were so hard, you were so hungry that you were two steps away from biting the little girl scout's head off before you snapped back into reality and realised the only moral thing for you to do would be to steal the money so you didn't resort to cannibalism.

    • @jonb914
      @jonb914 Рік тому +1

      I don't think she's physically capable. She's literally smirking in every video. I don't think she's even pretended to be sorry for a single thing in her entire life the nerve endings required for a facial expression other than "smug bitch" have completely withered away.

    • @wank-ler9008
      @wank-ler9008 Рік тому +18

      Tbh i kinda respect the honesty 💀

    • @adellapigna7189
      @adellapigna7189 Рік тому

      She’s probably a psychopath and just can’t comprehend morality. Acts like one at least.

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth Рік тому +2

      It's the most obvious... But only if you're a decent human being. I just see two living trash bags left out in mid-july.

  • @kkondor1081
    @kkondor1081 Рік тому +181

    There was a girl who came from a wealthy family who stole from my friend's fundraising box for choir for no reason other than she wanted money. My friend was raising money for their trip to Disneyland at the end of the year. To make up the difference my friend and I baked cookies and sold those along with the rest of the candy bars we had left (she also stole a bunch of candy bars).

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Рік тому +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @sayrics2693
      @sayrics2693 Рік тому +16

      Did yall go to disney land tho

    • @skully3242
      @skully3242 Рік тому

      Gotta love the fucktarded youtube bots

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Рік тому +15

      eat the rich

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer Рік тому

      I've heard rich kids end up stealing a lot of the time out of boredom and entitlement.
      I can maybe turn the other cheek for someone genuinely struggling to get by who needs it.
      Assholes like this just like to steal because it's 'fun' and a way to get 'free money.'

  • @grandbean9031
    @grandbean9031 Рік тому +1

    If someone admits to comitting a crime cause they "needed the money" but doesn't say why, they need it for drugs.

  • @shaniceb.5129
    @shaniceb.5129 Рік тому

    Best case scenario her friend ended their friendship and stayed out of trouble.

  • @joshuacastanon626
    @joshuacastanon626 Рік тому +120

    The Starbucks sip at the end of the first girls interview really is the icing on the cake for me

    • @joshuacastanon626
      @joshuacastanon626 Рік тому +2

      Update they both have Starbucks Jesus Christ

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 Рік тому

      It's the VW Passat for me, default white girl car

    • @TrentHamsley
      @TrentHamsley Рік тому

      *TECHNOBLADE IS STILL IN НЕLL CUZ MY CONTENT IS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @johnb7975
      @johnb7975 Рік тому

      @Link to the clip why tf do you keep pasting that

  • @VestibuIe
    @VestibuIe Рік тому +70

    Even with her face being blurred you can still make out her smile, what a wicked woman

  • @josey_8204
    @josey_8204 Рік тому

    I have that fundraiser ost from the boondocks playin in my head rn.

  • @jacksonvaughn4303
    @jacksonvaughn4303 Рік тому

    my little sister at 9 had my grown friends, who grew up on the streets fighting and shit, scared of her. she also carried a long flashlight to hit people with so it makes sense

  • @significantghost7908
    @significantghost7908 Рік тому +542

    Everyone talking about the lack of remorse but I’m more impressed by the honesty. She’s not pretending to be anything she’s not and is entirely straight forward

    • @michaelmilian4336
      @michaelmilian4336 Рік тому +142

      Yeah that’s sociopathic narcissism…. Not quite the flex they think it is

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g Рік тому

      I’ve known girls like this. They’re evil.

    • @umop3plsdn
      @umop3plsdn Рік тому +11

      shes a real fuckin g

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun Рік тому

      it's not honestly tho, it's complete lack of empathy and being a shite person unable to show empathty. Don't spin it as a good thing

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 Рік тому +13

      That's not impressive.

  • @coriolis07
    @coriolis07 Рік тому +97

    I’ve been a Girl Scout since I was 5. I’m a senior now (as ranked in the troop - I’m only a freshman in high school), and neither of the two troops I’ve been in have been robbed while selling cookies. It’s crazy to think that someone would just decide to steal from a stand of little girls outside a Walmart, especially considering how little money (usually only 10% - 20%) actually goes to the troop. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t happen more often!

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Рік тому +3

      Who usually receives the money for the sales?

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 Рік тому +14

      @@chinsaw2727 most of the money goes to the local Girl Scout Council where the sale was made. Girl Scout Councils use the money from cookie sales to fund various educational programs, make uniforms, badges, etc.

    • @cosmiccatnip5406
      @cosmiccatnip5406 Рік тому +1

      @@coriolis07 and to line their pockets... Company steals from the girls just as much using their free labor The CEO in 2021 made over $700,000 and there's a yearly membership fee to be a girl scout

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 Рік тому

      @@coriolis07 They use it to launder drug money

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 Рік тому +1

      The small amt that goes to the troop kinda supports the sidekicks assertion that, "It's not like [they're] actually stealing from a 9yr old girl" lol

  • @MikeSW
    @MikeSW Рік тому +1

    A true comrade, ripping power from the hands of the bourgeoisie!

  • @calchuchesta3196
    @calchuchesta3196 Рік тому +1

    1:15 Actual Chris Chan logic. No difference between “And it was mine” and “and I just won.”

  • @TheDanibits
    @TheDanibits Рік тому +71

    If you think that's the dumbest criminal, just remember the dude that tried robbing a store by putting lemon juice on his face because he thought it worked like "invisible ink" and would make him invisible to cameras.

    • @christaylor4477
      @christaylor4477 Рік тому +4

      Whar about the 2 guys who drew masks on their faces with permanent marker! That was hilarious 🤣

    • @trapd00rspider
      @trapd00rspider Рік тому

      It was 2 dudes who pulled the lemon juice heist and one of them didn't believe the other about the lemon juice hack so he took a polaroid of his face with the juice on. Something about the resulting photo convinced him it was true.
      Also the part about invisible ink didn't appear in initial reporting nor any official quotes from police interviews so it may actually be apocryphal.

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Рік тому

      I feel deep regret that I missed those

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 9 місяців тому

      @@christaylor4477 i remember a story where a guy robbed a gamestop and masked himself using a see-through plastic bag

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 8 місяців тому

      We know it's you...

  • @jamesfreeman9049
    @jamesfreeman9049 Рік тому +43

    people like this will literally never change. once you reach that age and cant figure your shit out, like stealing is bad, then there's no changing.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Рік тому +9

      This is shockingly true. People don't understand that making good choices is a skill. So many people are in prison because they simply can not think through a good decision.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Рік тому +4

      @@ATFADL “I could get clean and get a stable job….
      … OR I could rob the liquor store with my lighter that sort of looks like a knife! That is such an easier choice, man I am so smart! What could possibly go wrong?”

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Рік тому +1

      @@chinsaw2727 The trouble is, that is the thought process of some people. Not that crime is the right choice, but that it is the choice they actually know how make. At the end of the day people live with the consequences of their actions, good or bad. However, many people who commit crimes actually do believe, they just won't be caught, so they don't think about what getting cought would mean for them.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Рік тому

      @Aidan Callaghan Well, their is a reason why we see people get caught doing brain dead shit. Picking dumb fights, stealing stuff they don't need, ext.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL Рік тому

      @Aidan Callaghan honestly, that is the case for some people, and some people just think they won't be caught, for literally no reason, they just think they won't.

  • @rud5101
    @rud5101 8 місяців тому +1

    So she's not remorseful about the theft, but she's pissed that she has charges?

  • @jacadiaunruly
    @jacadiaunruly Рік тому

    Another dumb criminal situation… I actually opened my door mid Amazon package theft. Dude got startled and ran, dropped his backpack with my packages. I brought it in to find it was empty, except for his wallet complete with ID and probation appointment card for the following week. It was pure gold.

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham Рік тому +739

    Credit where it’s due: No fake tears or bullshitting her story. She actually makes the interview questions sound stupid. “Why did you do it?” “I saw some money and I wanted it, wtf?” 🤨 “What have you learned from this?” “Don’t get caught, obviously.”🤷‍♀️
    Even when she gets the 60-day sentence, after shoving the camera, she shows a lot of self-awareness. “I don’t have much of an attitude anymore. Except for yesterday, but that was just anger.” Shit, that’s actually very reasonable.
    She still got what she deserved! But at least she ain’t trying to waste the world’s time like Amber Heard or something.

    • @lawinaabraham3073
      @lawinaabraham3073 Рік тому +1

      Fully agree.
      I'm tired of fake ass apology videos.
      "- Oooh I don't know how I could've said that !, I was going through a bad place...
      ".
      Nope, not here, she may be a rotten asshole, but at least she ain't a hypocrite

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 Рік тому +27

      Lol it was that point blank honesty that told me FL girls

    • @Hans_ON_FIRE
      @Hans_ON_FIRE Рік тому +22

      I think she just hadn't realized it was a serious situation. If she'd been considering jail at the time of the interview she would've sounded more contrite.

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 Рік тому +12

      I think what they fault to realize is that they’re “proudly” declaring to the world that they think they’re more incompetent than 9-year-old cookie-sellers and would rather forcefully mooch money off of them and the rest of society.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +7

      That's fair. It's almost respectable
      You know; minus the whole stealing thing?

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 Рік тому +63

    She sounds like a Dora the explorer villain, teaching children step by step what she did wrong and tells you.

  • @Archer_Starling
    @Archer_Starling Рік тому +1

    We actually had a safe (one of little lockboxes for cash) at every single cookie booth and never carried cash when we did door-to-door because of this. (btw so glad I don't have to sell cookies anymore, it was terrible)

  • @Undo743
    @Undo743 Рік тому

    Almost expecting them to say "Its my money, and I need it now!"

  • @brittany_bee
    @brittany_bee Рік тому +55

    I live in Canada so it's called Girl Guides and I shit you not - this happened to me, sort of lol someone approached my friend while I was heading to the next doorstep and my friends military dad came out of no where chasing a teenager down the middle of the street at Mach 5. He had the money, my friend was fine and I was clueless so we kept on fundraising. Thanks for unlocking that memory Charlie. Lol forget safes, just keep an angry dad on sniper duty.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 Рік тому +3

      @Link to the clip good thing you didn’t, nobody would want you agreeing anyways

    • @Mythki11er
      @Mythki11er Рік тому +4

      Do not f with military dads lol