Dumbest Criminal Ever

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  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 2 роки тому +6296

    “There was $150 in that envelope, and I wanted it. And it was mine.”
    This chick literally never moved past the “mine” stage from toddlerhood.

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 2 роки тому +106

      @Nonaya Bidness a man after midnight

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity 2 роки тому +102

      Stingy from lazy town vibes

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 роки тому

      Drugs cause people to regress back to childhood. She was already on heroin when she did this. She probably did like 400 robberies throughout her career, and got caught 3 times.
      To her, "money" translates to "indescribable happiness". They will literally risk having their head obliterated by a 12ga. to grab the Walmart earrings off your mom's dresser drawer.

    • @ronaldoalberto3510
      @ronaldoalberto3510 2 роки тому +204

      I cringed when she said that, she sounded like the stereotypical rich spoiled character from any kid's cartoon

    • @hecklejack7726
      @hecklejack7726 2 роки тому +6

      Exactly

  • @reala90
    @reala90 2 роки тому +13992

    I love how her apology is basically just "I'm sorry you decided to ruin my day by pressing charges."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +329

      @Link to the clip The bots are gettin' sassy

    • @terrypetty4748
      @terrypetty4748 2 роки тому +227

      Roses are red, violets are blue.
      I just stepped into bot hell, and so did you.

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 2 роки тому +64

      These bots are so fast, the first reply was 35 minutes ago when Pakmanjosh's comment was only 30 minutes ago.

    • @dessichu
      @dessichu 2 роки тому +6

      truly a terrible being

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 2 роки тому +18

      Average UA-camr apology be like

  • @brittanyb905
    @brittanyb905 2 роки тому +6639

    I love how she said it was an easy crime but also got caught so easily and then had to serve time, and pay it back.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 2 роки тому +214

      Don't do the easy crime, if you can't do the easy time

    • @mechanicalsilence1
      @mechanicalsilence1 2 роки тому +66

      It was as easy to throw them in prison.

    • @FearlesSLaughteR1
      @FearlesSLaughteR1 2 роки тому +17

      Easy time
      Edit I wrote this before I read the responses thinking I’d hit the joke first, silly me

    • @danielalbert9749
      @danielalbert9749 2 роки тому +7

      @@mechanicalsilence1 an easy conviction.

    • @tobiasfunke8967
      @tobiasfunke8967 2 роки тому +2

      oogah boogah brittany amused

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 2 роки тому +1326

    I love the fact her face is barely blurred out, the editors knew what they were doing and as a fellow human I must salute them.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 роки тому +28

      Even as someone who's only human because there's no other option, I still salute them.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому

      Why hide her face at all? Why do this degenerate any favours?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1

      Not like it matters. This video has been shared like a billion times. At least they made an attempt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrpizzawizard
      @mrpizzawizard Рік тому +11

      Reminds me of that hilarious Nathan For You bit where he barely burred the parents faces. So hysterical.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken Рік тому +6

      ​@@mrpizzawizardthey knew it was gonna be a waste of pixels 😂

  • @lolllama1504
    @lolllama1504 2 роки тому +6602

    She’s literally holding back laughter when talking about her crimes lmao, she’s like a early 2000’s cartoon villain who always gets away with it so she can come back next episode

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 роки тому +13

      yea because its funny im not saying i would but free 150 bucks sounds like a good deal

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 2 роки тому +39

      Half these comments are bots

    • @pianomai-m1d
      @pianomai-m1d 2 роки тому +45

      we literally cant have a fuckinf conversation with these bots in the way

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 2 роки тому +1

      1 thousandth like :D

    • @zyzir
      @zyzir 2 роки тому +6

      early 2000’s? thats a way older trope than that

  • @Iriamu-Guillermo
    @Iriamu-Guillermo 2 роки тому +9655

    I can do even dumber.
    I worked at a pizza joint when I was 17. And next door was a store that sold *VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT* and these 3 rocket scientists thought it’d be great idea to steal from there. They broke in and tripped like 20 motion sensor cameras. The police had like almost 50 angles of video footage to find them. One of these geniuses even took his mask off and looked RIGHT AT the camera.

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 2 роки тому

      Intellectuals like those should be kept away from the world

    • @lMegumemesl
      @lMegumemesl 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip it's called telling a story dipfuck. Does Charlie know any of us personally? No yet he still tells stories to us like nothing.

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 2 роки тому +1586

      Hey, I'm not a robot like these other three, And I thought that was a pretty good story. Thumbs up.

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 2 роки тому +828

      What was the first bot even trying to point out?

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 2 роки тому +536

      There's some real goobers out there man

  • @carcinogeneticist378
    @carcinogeneticist378 2 роки тому +29665

    The fact that she’s saying she needed the money while drinking overpriced coffee is icing on the cake.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 роки тому +1036

      Jesus, these bots man...

    • @tazziplissken
      @tazziplissken 2 роки тому +658

      Holy crap the spambots are fast today

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 2 роки тому +284

      Is that 4 bots?

    • @LordManux91
      @LordManux91 2 роки тому +658

      You're being very kind, calling Starbucks "coffee", but yeah, thought the same.

  • @Mischievous_Moth
    @Mischievous_Moth Рік тому +211

    This is actually an interesting look into the minds of two sociopaths.

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel 9 місяців тому +6

      Don't use terms you don't understand. She's not a sociopath, she's just childish and greedy

    • @shadowwarrior1178
      @shadowwarrior1178 8 місяців тому +25

      @thelastmotel
      “A persistent pattern of disregard for others.” Looks like Mischievous_Moth hit the nail on the head.
      Double-check your terms so that you understand.

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 7 місяців тому

      @@thelastmotel ☝️🤓

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 7 місяців тому +1

      @@shadowwarrior1178 ☝️🤓

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 7 місяців тому +4

      @kilo3s Being knowledgeable and being a nerd are not the same thing. Grow up.

  • @theguywiththewhiteboard
    @theguywiththewhiteboard 2 роки тому +3569

    Charlie has given many dumb criminals the title of “dumbest criminal ever”. In all honesty I think he should do a tier list to see who the dumbest criminal of all time is.

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 2 роки тому +3303

    I like how she alternates between "We needed the money" and "We just wanted money." they didn't really need it, they were just greedy and saw some easy targets.

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 роки тому +41

      And yet despite being easy, they couldn't even hit em

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 роки тому +81

      If she was a heroin addict at the time of the girl scout heist I would actually hate her less as that's an addiction you need to feed otherwise the withdrawal can kill you. But she literally spent the money on Starbucks, which should of got her an extra year just on principle.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 2 роки тому +13

      She's now facing a 9 years to life prison sentence lmao

    • @Cr1ptlord
      @Cr1ptlord 2 роки тому +30

      Shes sipping Starbucks, and driving a brand new Passat, no way she had money troubles. I wonder what her backstory was.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 роки тому +9

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1
      I think she was in the beginning stage of heroin addiction. Withdrawal is late-stage.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 2 роки тому +4189

    'I needed that money'
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink

  • @arianatwiss4600
    @arianatwiss4600 2 роки тому +236

    Some girl scout troops have lock boxes for their money, but they aren't provided to troops by council, so if your troop can't afford it you don't get one. Also most girls have to pay for their cookies up front and BUY them from their troop and THEN resell them to sort of make their money back. So that very much was that girl's money

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 2 роки тому

      so its like a pyramid scheme from the way you describe it except it uses children

    • @bristerfroster
      @bristerfroster 2 роки тому

      So Girl Scout troops have been MLMs the whole time

    • @Mercisavior
      @Mercisavior Рік тому +5

      Yea I used to be in Girl Scouts and we had a lock box and it sat in front of us I think when we sold cookies (no I’m not 7 I was forced to do that stuff)

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +4

      Anyone else think that's a good idea for a charity? Buy them lockboxes. Or bazookas.

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 Рік тому +2

      Wouldn't a lockbox make it easier to steal tho? You just grab the box and then when you get home grab a power tool and crack it open. Its not like the lockbox is gonna be a bank vault level thief deterrent

  • @Generic-usernam3
    @Generic-usernam3 2 роки тому +4938

    “I gave the money back so I shouldn’t be charged” is the same mentality as “he survived after I shot him though, why am I in trouble?”

    • @larrythestoner2449
      @larrythestoner2449 2 роки тому +217

      That is such a perfect way to describe it

    • @micksmartin3z545
      @micksmartin3z545 2 роки тому +68

      No, its not 🤦‍♂️

    • @vincentgibbons5613
      @vincentgibbons5613 2 роки тому +53

      Wellllll in your example theres still a guy with a bullet in him, honestly theres no real harm done to the girl scouts.

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 роки тому +149

      not really. its more like "i healed his wounds after i shot him so why am i in trouble?" still pretty dumb logic either way

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 роки тому +21

      @Aidan Callaghan it really isnt though

  • @whysenberg9615
    @whysenberg9615 2 роки тому +12016

    They're both drinking starbucks and smiling through the whole interview they literally don't care, goes to show how people are raised and how they think they're always in the right

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 2 роки тому

      I bet you they'll both be addicted to crack and be stuck with like 4 kids in a few years

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 2 роки тому +393

      Jesus, there's like a single non-bot reply here. yikes.

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 2 роки тому +26

      @@fcantil i make the 3rd lmao

    • @filmswithclass7275
      @filmswithclass7275 2 роки тому +22

      @@uninterestedcat8429 4th, this comment got attacked attacked by the bots lmao

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh 2 роки тому +134

      Imagine if those two girls were black lmao. They'd be doing this interview from a courthouse or jailcell. Shit is fucked man, and this is 14 years ago... Nothing has changed. If anything, things have just gotten worse.

  • @karma_in_affect
    @karma_in_affect 2 роки тому +777

    both of them casually drinking their frappucinos, feeling no guilt like the rudest girls you knew in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 роки тому +70

      mentally, they're probably still in high school

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 2 роки тому

      @@Vincisomething nah just piece of human garbage girls. Pure narcissism/sociopathy.

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 роки тому +13

      @@Vincisomething one of them was like 18 so they may have actually still been in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 роки тому +5

      @@wilsowallis she didn't stop her crimes then though. It's like she just didn't learn lol

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 роки тому +3

      @@Vincisomething oh definitely lmao. i do not think her age excuses this shit at all, she damn well knew what she was doing.

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 2 роки тому +461

    Her level of honesty is honestly refreshing. It's rare to find someone so blunt about who they are.

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 2 роки тому +21

      No point in lying if she's caught though.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 2 роки тому +5

      Their level of impudence is over 9000.

    • @wahwahwah6690
      @wahwahwah6690 Рік тому +17

      It's so refreshing to see a criminal be rude and insulting while they admit they stole from small children.

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Рік тому +11

      Nah, this is just in line with all the people who want to make shitty the norm by just being bluntly shitty all the time. There's a difference between honesty and being a sociopath who just doesn't care.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +2

      You know what else is refreshing? The frap. The frap caps off the complete lack of giving a shit.

  • @silence604
    @silence604 2 роки тому +803

    "But it's a crime"
    "Yeah but it's an easy crime"
    I can't stop laughing, my entire body hurts, and I just can't stop

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 2 роки тому +13

      Not gonna be so easy when the cops find out

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion Рік тому +14

      You can almost hear her lawyer crying with frustration.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1

      I'm in pain but only because I violently vomited my soul into another galaxy.

  • @Rotbeam99
    @Rotbeam99 2 роки тому +1754

    "I feel bad that I stole from a 9 year old girl, but hey, 150 dollars is 150 dollars"
    - Aristotle

  • @-freshsans
    @-freshsans 2 роки тому +5142

    "I saw money, so I grabbed it."
    I'm glad our society can be so trustworthy

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Nell_Hell
      @Nell_Hell 2 роки тому +71

      wtf are these comments

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 2 роки тому +15

      @Link to the clip _Wooosh_
      Hear that? That's the sound of the sarcasm going over your head

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 2 роки тому +2

      @Link to the clip actually true

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 роки тому +4

      @@Nell_Hell bots

  • @DeadMeat991
    @DeadMeat991 2 роки тому +29

    That's not brutally honest, that's brutally dumb.

  • @jaytodd9757
    @jaytodd9757 2 роки тому +7265

    Props to her for not showing remorse where she has none and actually being honest about her dogshit personality and unwillingness to change. She helped get herself the sentence she deserved.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 2 роки тому

      She deserves a longer sentence and mandatory community service

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 2 роки тому +484

      Yep, I respect that they're just brutally honest about how shit they are. I wish that every single shitty person were like them.

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 2 роки тому +12

      She did nothing wrong

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 2 роки тому +22

      Imagine if all women were this honest...

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells 2 роки тому +340

      @@IchbinX Imagine if all people were this honest*

  • @rickyi3523
    @rickyi3523 2 роки тому +2228

    I remember this story just because of how horrible the pixilation was. They really didn't care about hiding her identity.

    • @CheeseDanishMysteriousness
      @CheeseDanishMysteriousness 2 роки тому +13

      @Savetion 👋🏻 hey buddy, who asked

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 2 роки тому

      @@user-bv3yy8sq3f and weird as fuck because who the hell clicks on someone's profile immediately after seeing what a horrible piece of shit that someone is

    • @ZeoHidra
      @ZeoHidra 2 роки тому +112

      They probably just said "eh, screw'em".

    • @drew6017
      @drew6017 2 роки тому +28

      Studios’ gotta pay for those pixels

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG 2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't care to pixilate her face either.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 роки тому +6950

    Robbing a child just doing her duty and then bragging about it in front of the cameras? Their lack of remorse is astounding.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 2 роки тому

      What the fuck is going on with these dysfunctional bots

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 роки тому +147

      Damn, bots are merciless machines.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 2 роки тому +121

      this reply section is in active anomaly

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 роки тому

      @Trent Hamsley WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 роки тому +64

      Honestly the sheer lack of regret should be a sentence multiplier or sum

  • @liberusmagnus
    @liberusmagnus Рік тому +27

    150$? That's like 5 starbucks drinks, definitely worth it

  • @daneaguilar-aasted5331
    @daneaguilar-aasted5331 2 роки тому +996

    "Not from stealing from girl scouts this time, that was just her gateway drug to a harder drug, heroin" will forever be my favourite string of words ever spun by Charlie

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 2 роки тому +2

      Think she spun herself just fine.

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 2 роки тому

      I read this as he said it.

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 роки тому

      @Cuties Movie You do not deserve respect for associating yourself with a disgusting creative work that should never exist

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 роки тому

      THEY HAVE CLIPS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE ON THEIR CHANNEL, EVEN WORSE

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Рік тому

      Black Tar, Texas Tea....

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 роки тому +1808

    I'm shocked that she didn't even say, "We live in a society" after *not* apologising for her actions.

    • @th3amazingjax438
      @th3amazingjax438 2 роки тому +30

      We live in a society, Girl Scouts

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 роки тому +23

      "We live in a society where stealing money from children is a distant memory.."

  • @LXO_TC
    @LXO_TC 2 роки тому +800

    I love how no matter the topic if charlie ask for more info someone in chat WILL know everything about the most random topic possible

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 2 роки тому +44

      It helps to have like 3000 people watching

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 2 роки тому +2

      Twitch is scary

    • @Cheshyrgrin
      @Cheshyrgrin Рік тому +4

      It also helps that this story is almost a decade old and that the girl was on an episode of Tosh.0 about it...

  • @alittlebitgone
    @alittlebitgone 2 роки тому +205

    Also, the judge and her lawyer were both reprimanded, and the lawyer was forced to resign, when it was found they conspired illegally to ensure Stephanie received preferential treatment and reduced punishment.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +11

      FFS REALLY?!?! 😡

    • @eliharper6616
      @eliharper6616 Рік тому +14

      ​@@feraltaco4783evil maybe... But just pretty enough to get a reduced sentence

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +11

      @@eliharper6616 it's absolutely infuriating.

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan Рік тому

      Blowjobs are powerful tools

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore Рік тому +12

      Wonder what they got in exchange.

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 2 роки тому +349

    Textbook psychopathy but with zero cunning, just living life as a GTA character

    • @fishontheinternetz3641
      @fishontheinternetz3641 2 роки тому +7

      That would be called sociopathy then.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 2 роки тому +14

      @@fishontheinternetz3641 the two teams are meaningless and interchangeable now, they're not even in the dsm or anything

    • @webspinster
      @webspinster 2 роки тому +1

      This isn’t what psychopathy looks like.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 роки тому +13

      @@webspinster While I don't agree with diagnosing random strangers and this is purely educational, following the only possible medical diagnostic criteria (the DSM-5 ) which unfortunately umbrella'd psychopathy into ASPD, it states ASPD is characterised by (AT LEAST THREE OF THE BELOW): a pattern of lack of adherence to social norms and laws, (which they appear to break repeatedly), a pattern of deceitfulness for personal pleasure (which they appear to do repeatedly), impulsivity and inability to plan (which they appear to have), lack of remorse/rationalising hurting or stealing from others (which they do), aggressive behaviour, irresponsible such as intense debt or missing work, or reckless towards their/other's safety. We can't comment on the last three since there's no evidence of that, there's no proof of conduct disorder, and we can't say they don't have another issue.
      Even if we ignore DSM-5 and follow old psychopathy criteria, PCL-R, glibness (definite 0), grandiose sense of worth, need for stimulation, pathological lying, manipulative, *lack of remorse* , shallow affect, *lack of empathy* , parasitic lifestyle, *poor behavioural control* , promiscuous behaviour, early behavioural issues, lack of realistic goals, *impulsive* , irresponsible, *failure to accept responsibility* , multiple short-term relationships, *juvenile delinquency* , *variety of crimes* , revoked release. I've bolded the ones of which there is evidence that this woman has displayed throughout her life.
      TL;DR; To say this isn't what psychopathy might look like when it aligns with a lot of the symptoms for diagnosis is off. I'm not their therapist so I would never say they actually have it, but this can be what psychopathy looks like. It can also just be drug addiction, a different mental illness. Could be brain damage. It can also just be entitlement. But psychopathy isn't always a man in a business suit slurping up on people's misery while manipulating all of his bosses into giving him a $1 mil raise. It can look like this too.

    • @joaquinmolina9228
      @joaquinmolina9228 2 роки тому

      @@emstink dude you're just reading too much into it, just some girls trying to save face after being caught, it's not that deep. Not giving a fuck about stealing from a little girl doesn't make you a psychopath nor does it make you fall into aspd umbrella

  • @themilkman2465
    @themilkman2465 2 роки тому +554

    I love that the first thing she says after being asked what she learned from this is "not to get caught"

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 2 роки тому +28

      Yeah it's actually wild how truthful they are. It's like they don't understand that people don't like other people messing with children lol

    • @h.p.hatecraft7850
      @h.p.hatecraft7850 2 роки тому +8

      @Nonaya Bidness i hope you're joking.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 роки тому +7

      @Nonaya Bidness the money earned from selling cookies is used to fund trips and activities for the troop. Where did you get the idea it goes to a corporation??

    • @asktastic12
      @asktastic12 2 роки тому

      Defensive ass fucka

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому

      "Or not steal."
      Ya think?! At least the entire world has seen how horrible they are.

  • @migjordanpayawal7856
    @migjordanpayawal7856 2 роки тому +654

    The good thing is that sociopaths and psychopaths aren't always smart.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 2 роки тому +2

      I wouldn’t say good thing 😂

    • @koolaids-man8668
      @koolaids-man8668 2 роки тому +59

      @@DadsCigaretteRun that is good they're more likely to get caught lol

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 2 роки тому +14

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I have some of those tendencies, and trust me, you don't want a smart psycho.

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun but they still can do stupid harmful things to others, may be less dangerous but still dangerous

    • @jakethomas5016
      @jakethomas5016 2 роки тому +32

      @@impishlyit9780 no one asked lol

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 2 роки тому +41

    "What is a nine year old gonna do, fight back?"
    Don't underestimate a pissed off nine year old, they're little monsters when they wanna be.

  • @billwhite5688
    @billwhite5688 2 роки тому +314

    That Girl Scout testified in a Cookie Monster bucket hat, honestly a power move

    • @819driver
      @819driver 2 роки тому +2

      and also probably where the cookie monster nickname comes from

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 2 роки тому

      💀💀💀

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 2 роки тому +136

    Shoutout to the editor for putting as little effort into the face blurring as possible.

  • @VashxTSx
    @VashxTSx 2 роки тому +360

    Worked with a kid at a restaurant. Everyone knew the kid stole from the fridge. Even the GM knew he was stealing steaks and burgers. One day the genius shoves an entire 5lb bag of mini gummy bears into his pants and tries to walk out. That bag was so comically massive.
    The MOD had to fire him. GM just figured he needed food to survive. Not realizing just how much they let this kid steal. Worst part is he was the laziest worker possible. I genuinely never saw him do his job.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 роки тому +61

      He had no time to actually work, he was planning the heist of a century over their! For real though that sucks that he didn't even do his job.

    • @carldalord
      @carldalord 2 роки тому +34

      The Grand Master knew he was stealing burgers?

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 2 роки тому +17

      @@carldalord Well, it wasn't exactly 4D chess.

    • @himikojou5111
      @himikojou5111 2 роки тому +22

      @@carldalord damn what kinda fancy ass restaurant has a local chess grandmaster on their payroll

    • @themug406
      @themug406 2 роки тому +2

      @@ATFADL there*

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 роки тому +34

    I lost it when the Girl Scout, in her UNIFORM, took the stand 😂 😂😂

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF 2 роки тому +1074

    I still don't think anyone will beat the guy who turned himself in after seeing his wanted poster for the reward

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 2 роки тому +189

      More bots in this reply section than cyberpunk, report them

    • @Georgesoros7790
      @Georgesoros7790 2 роки тому

      @RAPING MERMAID SARAH LMAO All of you are bots I’ve seen past the matrix.

    • @frankiefrendreiss3844
      @frankiefrendreiss3844 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip shut mouth

    • @eliminator1472
      @eliminator1472 2 роки тому +11

      Lmao that’s hilarious, got a link to the story?

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 2 роки тому +485

    I like that they barely blurred her face, they low key wanted you to see her face

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 роки тому +30

      “Hey, we totally don’t want you to make fun of this person 😉”
      “We absolutely, definitely think she ought to leave this situation scott free 😉”

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 роки тому +14

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 I'm guessing the sidekick was a minor which is why the face was blurred. Not to protect her from mockery.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 роки тому +2

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 😬
      Well fuck.
      That makes the blur job even worse.

  • @bee-natural5794
    @bee-natural5794 2 роки тому +1295

    As a former Girl Scout, this makes my blood boil honestly. We use the money from cookies to fund our trips, which educate Scouts and also open opportunities for them to help their communties. The fact that this woman said she had no remorse probably makes her one of the most selfish people ever.

    • @anabel6368
      @anabel6368 2 роки тому +30

      @Link to the clip what are you talking about lol 😂

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 2 роки тому +14

      @Link to the clip yeah lmao so funny haha (insert stupid emojis here)

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 2 роки тому +56

      Tbh they did society a favour by getting busted doing a stupid stunt like that. They really thought 1. That nobody would be watching 2. They wouldn't get caught 3. That $150 was worth the risk.
      Now, they have a potentially life altering, long term criminal offence on their record. 🤡

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 роки тому +17

      Don't be mad.
      Bee-natural!
      Srry....

    • @bee-natural5794
      @bee-natural5794 2 роки тому +23

      @@shuruff904 surprisingly, that's the first time i've heard that joke about my username!

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 Рік тому +9

    I really appreciate someone who lacks empathy just being honest about it.

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 2 роки тому +321

    "Out of control drug user" is an absolutely hilarious way to describe her as a drug addict.

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 2 роки тому

      @Savetion 👋🏻 shut up.

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 роки тому +1

      Bro just take drugs and chill

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +2

      Functioning addicts are a thing, you know

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog Рік тому

      @@oz_jones ok. You still literally used the term addict 😂 this woman doesn't seem to function well. Especially when she's described as "out of control"

  • @noice6994
    @noice6994 2 роки тому +1920

    I feel so bad for these girl scouts, so saddening to see how heartless some people can be

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 роки тому

      @@spyder6100 it's another stupid bot

    • @zSwervee
      @zSwervee 2 роки тому +6

      you’re talking to the generations that are growing up with technology, we’ve already seen everything we prolly shouldn’t have seen

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 роки тому +5

      lol this is funny as shit

    • @4wb21
      @4wb21 2 роки тому +1

      @@spyder6100 its a bot

    • @gggsh7
      @gggsh7 2 роки тому +22

      @Ian Valmont obvious bait is obvious

  • @lazychickenwing474
    @lazychickenwing474 2 роки тому +94

    ‘Probably not to get caught MAYBE not to steal again’ is the funniest lesson anyone can learn.

  • @cholm2070
    @cholm2070 2 роки тому +8

    At least they were honest and didn’t pull out the whole “im so sowwy” schpeel. Nobody buys that shit.

  • @rudytrujillo4197
    @rudytrujillo4197 2 роки тому +325

    "If your daughter is in the girl scouts, tell her to sleep with one eye open" Not gonna lie that one got me cracking up xD

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 роки тому +29

      This deserves at least one human comment

    • @UndeadPigeonFilms
      @UndeadPigeonFilms 2 роки тому +19

      @@-freshsans Let's make that two human comments.

    • @puffstabby
      @puffstabby 2 роки тому +16

      @@UndeadPigeonFilms Gotta make it 3 just for shits and giggles

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 роки тому +14

      Heck ye, good lads

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby 2 роки тому +4

      @@puffstabby Now 5

  • @miaminights159
    @miaminights159 2 роки тому +342

    How they can get in front of a camera with no remorse and then complain about their charges is disturbing. They will be forever known for what they did.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 роки тому +19

      They've gotta be high or some shit I'm calling it now. There's no way they're BOTH THAT narcissistic on an average day. They reacted the exact same and acted like it wasn't even real

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 2 роки тому +1

      She seems like a psychopath to me. Absolutely no remorse.

    • @Iead
      @Iead 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@bingdinggold1877 I mean one of them got caught doing heroine

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 2 роки тому +1

      I never knew them until today and this happened before Obama was president…calm down Keyboard Warrior

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 роки тому +3

      @@chadmann2724 I bet she still acts the same way though hopefully not but yk..

  • @torinnmyastan9505
    @torinnmyastan9505 2 роки тому +956

    I hate the fact we live in a world where kids can't be happy and get taken advantage of by deplorable people

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +33

      I mean, they can be happy, parents just need to watch their kids more because this shit happens usually while their eyes are off their kids. Sometimes it's out of their hands but most of the time, it's semi preventable. For example, I wouldn't be letting my kid have a Twitter EVER. It's shocking that there are fucking 11 year olds on that site. Sucks that parents genuinely do need to put their kids on a literal leash 99% of the time because of assholes and pedos but it is how it is.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 2 роки тому +10

      I mean yeah, the world is a terrible place and always had been. There's good in it too, but not enough for it to have ever been a good idea to leave kids in charge of large amounts of money.

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 роки тому +3

      @@lockerbuddy2039 yeah I see where you're coming from, I just hate that how that's a thing, if I was ro have kids I'll make sure to raise them to be safe .

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 роки тому

      Honestly these women are just cold hearted creatures and I'd hate to think they'd ever have kids

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 2 роки тому

      The Girl Scouts are exploiting them for free labor to sell fucking cookies dude. It's not like it was a kid with a lemonade stand.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 Рік тому +10

    I like to believe that prior to this the worst thing she had ever done was jaywalking and was a standup citizen who would give 10% of her paychecks to charity and regularly volunteered at the local retirement home. But stealing cookie money was such an advanced crime that deeply affected her psyche in such a way that she immediately became a hardened criminal that not even the justice system could maintain or rehabilitate

  • @malgoo3526
    @malgoo3526 2 роки тому +55

    Her:"It's an easy crime"
    Also her: Gets caught

    • @swilson5320
      @swilson5320 2 роки тому +1

      I was thinking about that too!

  • @joshuacastanon626
    @joshuacastanon626 2 роки тому +120

    The Starbucks sip at the end of the first girls interview really is the icing on the cake for me

    • @joshuacastanon626
      @joshuacastanon626 2 роки тому +2

      Update they both have Starbucks Jesus Christ

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 2 роки тому

      It's the VW Passat for me, default white girl car

    • @johnb7975
      @johnb7975 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip why tf do you keep pasting that

  • @VestibuIe
    @VestibuIe 2 роки тому +70

    Even with her face being blurred you can still make out her smile, what a wicked woman

  • @ashleyemerton5056
    @ashleyemerton5056 2 роки тому +494

    "It's not her money so I didn't feel bad about it"
    As a girl scout, I'll have you know we make 75 cents per every box of cookies we make (a box is $4 where I live). That doesn't even go to us personally, it just goes to support our troop. Like it goes into our troop's bank account, we can use this money to go on trips. So of the $150 she stole, $28.13 would have gone to the girl's troop. So yes, you are stealing directly from that girl's troop which in turn is stealing from her. It's not like stealing from Walmart where if you steal, it has no effect on the employees and only hurts the big corporation. It affects the girl directly 💀Also, it affects her mentally. Ever heard of trauma, my guy?
    Also, it's so fucked up how little we make from selling cookies! What is more criminal, how much we make from selling cookies or the $150 she stole?

    • @tayk.t.523
      @tayk.t.523 2 роки тому +36

      You only made 75 cents per box? That's absurd!

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul 2 роки тому +16

      75 cents per $4 box is not a bad cut…

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou 2 роки тому +1

      its the 150 she stole if you are asking

    • @brazilianbold
      @brazilianbold 2 роки тому +12

      Just wanted to add in Walmart employees at the bottom do suffer from shrink. They have quarterly bonuses that are based on factors like that

    • @Claymore200
      @Claymore200 Рік тому +1

      I was a boy scout and when we sold chocolate it was a 50% profit but anything we didn't sell from a box came out of that profit. And what were raising funds for was literally the croup to go to summer camp.

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 2 роки тому +1006

    These "people" are perfect examples of blatant sociopathic behavior. Literally stealing from defenseless children and not a single hint of remorse. Almost as if they did it every day.
    And they probably do, so they should be jailed for quite a while.

    • @ChiloeYOMIH
      @ChiloeYOMIH 2 роки тому +15

      Its not sociopathic. They probably felt something but decided the ends justified the means

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 роки тому +23

      @@ChiloeYOMIH It's close to it. It's low impulse control.

    • @Goodpizzaa
      @Goodpizzaa 2 роки тому +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE god damnit you're everywhere

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock 2 роки тому +37

      These kinds of people don't understand or have the capacity to be reformed by imprisonment.
      There's only one language these kinds of people understand. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to discuss that language on YT.

    • @timeTegus
      @timeTegus 2 роки тому +1

      it would be stupid to steal from a person who can defend himself. but i get wher u are comming from

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 2 роки тому +64

    She sounds like a Dora the explorer villain, teaching children step by step what she did wrong and tells you.

  • @gebzeppelin6740
    @gebzeppelin6740 2 роки тому +296

    I love how she's holding a coffee through all of this

    • @brendanstone9095
      @brendanstone9095 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip fuck are you talking about? And you're commenting yourself. Follow your own logic mate.
      Edit: More click bait shit. Should have known. Took me like 20 secs but damn they're jumping through every hoop now.

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 2 роки тому +2

      Coffee drinkers are goblins

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 2 роки тому +1

      I bet she used money from that 9 year old to buy it

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby 2 роки тому

      So many fucking bots.

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 2 роки тому

      @@Ilive_420 As a coffee drinker, I agree

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 Рік тому +15

    Sell her every possessions and make her sell cookies to get them back.

  • @thatoneguy2711
    @thatoneguy2711 2 роки тому +128

    “I needed that money”
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink 💀

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist 2 роки тому +4

      That’s $7 in 2008 too, so that’s like $9 now.

    • @fredbearchannel976
      @fredbearchannel976 2 роки тому

      @@TheMedicatedArtist wait 9 dollars Jesus Christ

    • @cc3
      @cc3 2 роки тому

      To be fair she corrected herself quite quickly and said she wanted the money.

  • @false8260
    @false8260 2 роки тому +306

    It amazes that she doesn’t even try to act sorry. That’s like the most obvious thing to do if you’re in a situation like that.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 роки тому +27

      Right? It's not hard to cry a little and say things were so hard, you were so hungry that you were two steps away from biting the little girl scout's head off before you snapped back into reality and realised the only moral thing for you to do would be to steal the money so you didn't resort to cannibalism.

    • @jonb914
      @jonb914 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think she's physically capable. She's literally smirking in every video. I don't think she's even pretended to be sorry for a single thing in her entire life the nerve endings required for a facial expression other than "smug bitch" have completely withered away.

    • @wink-ler9008
      @wink-ler9008 2 роки тому +18

      Tbh i kinda respect the honesty 💀

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth 2 роки тому +2

      It's the most obvious... But only if you're a decent human being. I just see two living trash bags left out in mid-july.

    • @mayrarivera20
      @mayrarivera20 2 роки тому

      Atleast act sorry even if you don't mean it.

  • @TheDanibits
    @TheDanibits 2 роки тому +71

    If you think that's the dumbest criminal, just remember the dude that tried robbing a store by putting lemon juice on his face because he thought it worked like "invisible ink" and would make him invisible to cameras.

    • @christaylor4477
      @christaylor4477 2 роки тому +4

      Whar about the 2 guys who drew masks on their faces with permanent marker! That was hilarious 🤣

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Рік тому

      I feel deep regret that I missed those

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 Рік тому

      @@christaylor4477 i remember a story where a guy robbed a gamestop and masked himself using a see-through plastic bag

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 Рік тому

      We know it's you...

  • @Unsung_Guardian
    @Unsung_Guardian 2 роки тому +2

    She probably started at 3 years old, stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

  • @coriolis07
    @coriolis07 2 роки тому +96

    I’ve been a Girl Scout since I was 5. I’m a senior now (as ranked in the troop - I’m only a freshman in high school), and neither of the two troops I’ve been in have been robbed while selling cookies. It’s crazy to think that someone would just decide to steal from a stand of little girls outside a Walmart, especially considering how little money (usually only 10% - 20%) actually goes to the troop. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t happen more often!

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 2 роки тому +13

      @chinsaw2727 most of the money goes to the local Girl Scout Council where the sale was made. Girl Scout Councils use the money from cookie sales to fund various educational programs, make uniforms, badges, etc.

    • @cosmiccatnip5406
      @cosmiccatnip5406 2 роки тому +1

      @@coriolis07 and to line their pockets... Company steals from the girls just as much using their free labor The CEO in 2021 made over $700,000 and there's a yearly membership fee to be a girl scout

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 роки тому

      @@coriolis07 They use it to launder drug money

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 роки тому +1

      The small amt that goes to the troop kinda supports the sidekicks assertion that, "It's not like [they're] actually stealing from a 9yr old girl" lol

  • @blujaebird
    @blujaebird 2 роки тому +180

    There was a girl who came from a wealthy family who stole from my friend's fundraising box for choir for no reason other than she wanted money. My friend was raising money for their trip to Disneyland at the end of the year. To make up the difference my friend and I baked cookies and sold those along with the rest of the candy bars we had left (she also stole a bunch of candy bars).

    • @sayrics2693
      @sayrics2693 2 роки тому +16

      Did yall go to disney land tho

    • @skully3242
      @skully3242 2 роки тому

      Gotta love the fucktarded youtube bots

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 роки тому +15

      eat the rich

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 2 роки тому

      I've heard rich kids end up stealing a lot of the time out of boredom and entitlement.
      I can maybe turn the other cheek for someone genuinely struggling to get by who needs it.
      Assholes like this just like to steal because it's 'fun' and a way to get 'free money.'

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 2 роки тому +4

      Why even need the money if shes wea...you know what? I don't even wanna waste my energy on that.

  • @molanhao2281
    @molanhao2281 2 роки тому +36

    What are you in for?
    Cellmates: Murder, robbing a bank, etc.
    Her: I stole from girl scouts.

    • @Immeminne
      @Immeminne 2 роки тому +2

      Cell mate: wtf, my daughter is a Girl Scout

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 роки тому

      She better hope there's a legit child predator in with her otherwise she's going to get the beatings usually reserved for them.

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 2 роки тому

      They usually don't keep general pop together like that. California prisons have a "point system", and you usually get put into general pop with people who are in for crimes of the same caliber, so to speak.

  • @thedragon2493
    @thedragon2493 2 роки тому +4

    "like stealing cookie money from a girl scout" is the heroin addict's version of "like stealing candy from a baby"

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +36

    I tried my best to contain my laughter when the little girl scout walks up the podium to ultimately put the cookie monster in prison for good.

  • @jamesfreeman9049
    @jamesfreeman9049 2 роки тому +42

    people like this will literally never change. once you reach that age and cant figure your shit out, like stealing is bad, then there's no changing.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 роки тому +9

      This is shockingly true. People don't understand that making good choices is a skill. So many people are in prison because they simply can not think through a good decision.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 роки тому +1

      @chinsaw2727 The trouble is, that is the thought process of some people. Not that crime is the right choice, but that it is the choice they actually know how make. At the end of the day people live with the consequences of their actions, good or bad. However, many people who commit crimes actually do believe, they just won't be caught, so they don't think about what getting cought would mean for them.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 роки тому

      @Aidan Callaghan Well, their is a reason why we see people get caught doing brain dead shit. Picking dumb fights, stealing stuff they don't need, ext.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 роки тому

      @Aidan Callaghan honestly, that is the case for some people, and some people just think they won't be caught, for literally no reason, they just think they won't.

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham 2 роки тому +737

    Credit where it’s due: No fake tears or bullshitting her story. She actually makes the interview questions sound stupid. “Why did you do it?” “I saw some money and I wanted it, wtf?” 🤨 “What have you learned from this?” “Don’t get caught, obviously.”🤷‍♀️
    Even when she gets the 60-day sentence, after shoving the camera, she shows a lot of self-awareness. “I don’t have much of an attitude anymore. Except for yesterday, but that was just anger.” Shit, that’s actually very reasonable.
    She still got what she deserved! But at least she ain’t trying to waste the world’s time like Amber Heard or something.

    • @lawinaabraham3073
      @lawinaabraham3073 2 роки тому +1

      Fully agree.
      I'm tired of fake ass apology videos.
      "- Oooh I don't know how I could've said that !, I was going through a bad place...
      ".
      Nope, not here, she may be a rotten asshole, but at least she ain't a hypocrite

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 роки тому +27

      Lol it was that point blank honesty that told me FL girls

    • @hanzat_molemaev
      @hanzat_molemaev 2 роки тому +22

      I think she just hadn't realized it was a serious situation. If she'd been considering jail at the time of the interview she would've sounded more contrite.

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 2 роки тому +12

      I think what they fault to realize is that they’re “proudly” declaring to the world that they think they’re more incompetent than 9-year-old cookie-sellers and would rather forcefully mooch money off of them and the rest of society.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +7

      That's fair. It's almost respectable
      You know; minus the whole stealing thing?

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 2 роки тому +6

    “She must’ve hired Saul Goodman”💀💀

  • @cipher8410
    @cipher8410 2 роки тому +49

    Man these criminals are doing the "Getting arrested" Speedrun any%

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

  • @brittany_bee
    @brittany_bee 2 роки тому +55

    I live in Canada so it's called Girl Guides and I shit you not - this happened to me, sort of lol someone approached my friend while I was heading to the next doorstep and my friends military dad came out of no where chasing a teenager down the middle of the street at Mach 5. He had the money, my friend was fine and I was clueless so we kept on fundraising. Thanks for unlocking that memory Charlie. Lol forget safes, just keep an angry dad on sniper duty.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 роки тому +3

      @Link to the clip good thing you didn’t, nobody would want you agreeing anyways

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 роки тому +4

      Do not f with military dads lol

  • @significantghost7908
    @significantghost7908 2 роки тому +539

    Everyone talking about the lack of remorse but I’m more impressed by the honesty. She’s not pretending to be anything she’s not and is entirely straight forward

    • @michaelmilian4336
      @michaelmilian4336 2 роки тому +142

      Yeah that’s sociopathic narcissism…. Not quite the flex they think it is

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g 2 роки тому

      I’ve known girls like this. They’re evil.

    • @umop3plsdn
      @umop3plsdn 2 роки тому +11

      shes a real fuckin g

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 2 роки тому

      it's not honestly tho, it's complete lack of empathy and being a shite person unable to show empathty. Don't spin it as a good thing

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 2 роки тому +13

      That's not impressive.

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 2 роки тому +45

    You can instantly tell she is not a stranger to meth

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore 2 роки тому

      @9t7problems good point,
      But they do sometimes, speedballing, usually on the meth comedown… not a good idea

  • @foxxdoodles
    @foxxdoodles 2 роки тому +547

    OMG I've been watching dumbest criminals compilations all day and this could not have been time to better

  • @rauth1139
    @rauth1139 2 роки тому +44

    I can always respect someone's honesty, while also repulsing at their crimes.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 2 роки тому +2

      Honesty is tied to justice. Theirs is just a lack of shame. They could have simply shut up but they didn't.

  • @GregHolland368
    @GregHolland368 2 роки тому +38

    "I guess the lesson is just, not get caught" I always find that statement funny because it basically implies that not getting caught wasn't something they even considered

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 роки тому +7

      My favorite part about that is how she immediately tried to change it to "or I guess just don't steal"

  • @Koncs86
    @Koncs86 Рік тому +2

    5:45 Charlie, the bathtub is probably one of the worst places to do heroin…

  • @Impulse21s
    @Impulse21s 2 роки тому +29

    She's going to be one of those " look what meth does to you after 20 years " picture montage eventually. Guaranteed.

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 2 роки тому +10

    1:20 the joker smile thru the pixels is priceless

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee 2 роки тому +52

    Who amongst us could’ve ever imagined that someone with her social skills might one day get in trouble for using hard drugs & violating probation?

    • @theNoobmaster69
      @theNoobmaster69 2 роки тому

      Huge fan of your expensive magazine goods Mr Ward

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede 2 роки тому +2

    “It was an easy crime” -someone who failed at committing a crime

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice 2 роки тому +9

    "If you give a crackhead a cookie...they'll expect the money from the sales" I remember this story from my childhood

  • @rachelshepherd9644
    @rachelshepherd9644 2 роки тому +30

    from someone that is a girl scout (yes, it's more than 6 year olds selling cookies, I'm currently working on my gold award) people try to take our cookies and money all the time when we sell, thankfully we're attentive and call them out before they are able to get away or prevent it from happening in the first place

    • @sheltiesongs7378
      @sheltiesongs7378 2 роки тому +2

      That’s actually really sad. You shouldn’t have to deal with that, especially at your age.

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 роки тому

      Just open carry a gun

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 2 роки тому +1

      That's messed up I'm sorry. Good luck on the Gold Award tho I only got to Silver, that's awesome!

    • @rachelshepherd9644
      @rachelshepherd9644 2 роки тому

      @@jenelaina5665 thanks so much! Silver award is still a really big accomplishment, you should feel proud of yourself for it!

  • @daze.0
    @daze.0 2 роки тому +44

    she’s the type of person to steal samples

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh XD

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 роки тому +3

      And not even the good ones too.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip You have no life, you’ve been making beef with people for no reason lmao you have so much time so use that time to get a job and sht like what’s your motive dude

    • @rolandjohnson599
      @rolandjohnson599 2 роки тому

      @Link to the clip lol you mad for no reason lol

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 2 роки тому +7

    These women seem like complete psychopaths. Hearing the rap sheet at the end, I just had flashbacks to the outrageously Chaotic Evil cartoon villains featured in Robocop. I can't imagine the sidekick had much difference in her career based on them sharing the exact same behaviour in the interview.

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 2 роки тому +42

    "I know it was a crime, but it was an easy crime."
    Pretty much sums them both up in one sentence.

  • @seangalvin4582
    @seangalvin4582 2 роки тому +241

    She would have become a social media/streamer/only fans model if this happened today. She had her 15 mins of fame a decade too early.

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 роки тому +37

      She would be rewarded for doing terrible things if it happened today. A very sad decline of a society.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 2 роки тому

      @@RickyRiq89 You think it's only a modern phenomenon that terrible people get rewarded despite being terrible? Hell, robber barons from the medieval ages were the first thing to pop into my head as far as historical examples go. Go complain about modern society somewhere else. We live in some of the most prosperous and generally positive times in human history.

    • @atpray
      @atpray 2 роки тому +9

      Andrew Tate: 👁️👄👁️

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 роки тому

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 It's just get easier in modern society with more modern tech, before, at least you have to be in some higher hierarchy to be rewarded doing something cruel because you could be shielded with status and money. The terrible thing that the robber baron did were also very different than these girls in this video did, the barons did very awful things, while these girls were doing petty theft because of stupidity, and get viral because of it, and if it happened now, those 2 girls could monetize it easily.
      I do agree that we live in a more prosperous time and generally positive time in human history, and such I can still complain here and no body can stop me.

    • @Fred-tz7hs
      @Fred-tz7hs 2 роки тому

      @@RickyRiq89 my body can stop you

  • @criisjooy7805
    @criisjooy7805 2 роки тому +41

    lmao imagine 6yrs in prison just to face a pandemic

    • @phoenixrising145
      @phoenixrising145 2 роки тому

      Except she is the last person to have any regard for any kind of quarantine rules, you know she's out partying like an asshat

  • @eddeh0772
    @eddeh0772 2 роки тому +4

    I hate how much you can still see the self-impressed congratulatory smile behind the pixelation

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 2 роки тому +15

    tbh the worst part is that the girl scouts are already barely making anything off of cookies, most of that money goes to admin (source: sold thin mints for 12 years)

  • @varakai4933
    @varakai4933 2 роки тому +86

    Was watching this on stream last night and was cracking up. Girl has 10/10 confidence and 0/10 intelligence.

    • @Rat_R4t
      @Rat_R4t 2 роки тому +2

      I also watched this live last night but I just woke up so my tired brain thought he reuploaded a video. I went back to the Vod from his last stream and realised I watched it live and he didn't reupload a video 😭😂

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 2 роки тому +11

    "I know its a crime, but its an easy crime".
    The fact that she went to prison later on should not even surprise pikachu.

  • @minkminky
    @minkminky 2 роки тому +1

    this person will switch out your dead body in the passenger seat so the cops dont know she's drunk.

  • @justnick9281
    @justnick9281 2 роки тому +17

    Guy who robs them:
    "it was because it was easy"
    Stephanie:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @FiveFingerOutfit
    @FiveFingerOutfit 2 роки тому +16

    Them sipping on starbucks during the interviews is a nice touch lmao.

  • @ethantodd8114
    @ethantodd8114 2 роки тому +25

    These are the two most honest criminals I think I've ever seen 😂

  • @kurokukageyama990
    @kurokukageyama990 Рік тому +3

    they give of "Mean girl " vibes honestly if you told me they where someone's high school bully turned to a life of crime I wouldn't be surprised

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 2 роки тому +17

    The sheer utter lack of remorse is both astonishing and scary.

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 2 роки тому +22

    When a real-life story has an ending that’s spoilable, you know it’s gonna be good

  • @UselessHuman
    @UselessHuman 2 роки тому +169

    Am I the only one who thinks Charlie's laugh is really infectious?

    • @johnmiller8670
      @johnmiller8670 2 роки тому

      So true 😂

    • @martic1465
      @martic1465 2 роки тому

      dude why are there so many bots, like what do they win by making all of us annoyed

    • @admiralkaede
      @admiralkaede 2 роки тому +4

      @@martic1465 because occasionally out of the thousands of people that read these some people click on their profiles and out of some of those people they might click on links that exist on their profile or subscribe or watch their videos all things I could bring the money eventually unfortunately

    • @martic1465
      @martic1465 2 роки тому

      @@admiralkaede thanks for explaining man

  • @NinjaTowTow
    @NinjaTowTow 10 місяців тому +1

    This is the exact kind of person who usually has 3-4 kids.

    • @OrgBobaFret
      @OrgBobaFret 9 місяців тому

      😅 Yeah exactly but to be fair it isn't the Girl Scouts Money - They don't keep any of it- It's a MLM for kids but worse cuz all they get is a piece of lil piece of cloth