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  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Рік тому +587

    This is why "ages 4 and up" is usually provided for most toys that aren't guaranteed super safe, and then "6 and up" is for like anything that involves doing something physical and "10 and up" is for any sort of mental engagement beyond pretend play or tic tac toe.

    • @DefyReality-ll2cg
      @DefyReality-ll2cg Рік тому +3

      THIS!!!!

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma Рік тому

      Okay sure but I also feel like those parents are probably dumb enough to feed their baby bleach if there didn't exist warning labels... Some people just have zero logical thinking skills it seems. If you can't figure out to not let your very small child play with plastic toys unsupervised they are just straight up dumb or they didn't care/lazy. Like Kindereggs are banned in the USA because apparently the adults there can't figure out to not give those toys to kids who wants to chew or taste everything and end up choking and dying. Sometimes I'm just at awe how fucking stupid the general populace of human kind is... Some people push science forward and create medical miracles an then there's dumbasses who let their toddlers suffocate on plastic toys... And because we have almost no dangers facing us humans anymore the dumbasses does not get deleted from the genepool as nature intended. So as a result we are over time gonna get even more stupid. We are "evolving" into degeneracy.

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 Рік тому +3

      And yet Kinder Surprise Eggs are still banned in the U.S.A.

    • @yunny_double2190
      @yunny_double2190 Рік тому +31

      @@issabeganovic8822it’s because half the parents here lack the required braincell count to raise a child lmao

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Рік тому +2

      @@yunny_double2190 Also, because it's hard to get rid of a law once it's on the books.

  • @SangriaDracul
    @SangriaDracul Рік тому +1388

    As a parent of 2 small children (one of them is 11 months old) I never stop getting warned about all the possible dangers to infants especially with small objects. Now I know why they beat that information into new parent's heads.
    I don't even take a shower if my baby isn't safe asleep in his crib with a monitor in the bedroom. I can't imagine leaving him alone with a small toy that's designed for 3+ years old unsupervised... The 4 month old was the worst!

    • @TimeToTrollYay
      @TimeToTrollYay Рік тому +160

      So I'm not crazy for thinking that this was purely the parents' fault and not Burger King? ( Setting aside their bland and distasteful food ).

    • @juaquintiscareno
      @juaquintiscareno Рік тому +84

      ⁠@@TimeToTrollYayyeah it’s really just the parents fault

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Рік тому +69

      ​@TimeToTrollYay why would burguer king be responsable of parents not paying attention to their kids with a toy?
      Literally ALL toys have that little label that says "dont leave with children unsupervised"
      If anyone wants to blame BK for this its a Karen for sure.

    • @LueLucifer
      @LueLucifer Рік тому

      Sadly there are still dumb parents out there.

    • @KittenChristy
      @KittenChristy Рік тому +42

      I'm gonna be honest, I think the 4 month old was a murder. Like, back then they didn't recommend puree until 6 months old, it's only recently been changed to 4 months- so nothing but formula or mothers milk. Sure, they could have had a toddler, but that toy being in the 4 month old's crib doesn't make sense at all. Babies scratch themselves so they usually wear mits when alone at that age. You are telling me a 4 month old had the coordination to put that over their nose and mouth and suck on it to suction it to their face without it slipping out of their clumsy fingers (even if they weren't covered in soft cloth)?
      I remember suctioning cups and such to my face as a kid- I can see how it'd be dangerous if the half ball were to form a seal around the nose and chin at an angle. I can understand it with any age above 10+ months. 2 years? Absolutely. I CANNOT see it with a 4 month old. Three/four months is the point at which they just stopped being a potato.
      Also tv was big back then, and ad's ran every 25 minutes. Even if you weren't watching it, it was on in the background. No way after a month of recall ads did they not see it at least ONCE.

  • @joshua-kramer
    @joshua-kramer Рік тому +132

    Charlie exclaiming, "That's my buddy, Josh!" is now my text ringtone. Not because of some weird parasocial thing, but because I can't wait for it to go off in a meeting.

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 Рік тому

      lol

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 6 місяців тому +4

      How'd that go Josh? Didja get to use it?

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 29 днів тому +1

      Did you participate in the legendary Josh Fight?

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 Рік тому +1436

    Charlie is like your weird older brother who's always showing you stuff he found online

    • @JohnnyTurnerMusic
      @JohnnyTurnerMusic Рік тому +70

      Roderick from Diary of a wimpy kid 🤣

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Рік тому +29

      I didn't think someone could encapsulate the vibe I get from him heh

    • @chillin5703
      @chillin5703 Рік тому +13

      ​@@JohnnyTurnerMusiche likes metal music too 😭😭🤣😂

    • @ihateyouall123
      @ihateyouall123 Рік тому +16

      wait your completely right this is the perfect way to explain charlie

    • @BigtimeAVERAGE
      @BigtimeAVERAGE Рік тому +9

      Bro that's kinda crazy he doesn't have a brother or sibling. As a middle child I can only imagine being an Only Child

  • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
    @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Рік тому +2829

    Charlie showing up drenched in sweat to tell us about this is hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @MrOzzy-zx1yk
      @MrOzzy-zx1yk Рік тому

      @Susnation532 seize this guy

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom Рік тому +69

      It's like when the Skyrim courier shows up during a dragon attack and informs you, while completely on fire, that he has a letter for you

    • @yourenotthatguy7051
      @yourenotthatguy7051 Рік тому +5

      Umm okay?

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 Рік тому +26

      I can picture him on the court after the game. "Aight guys, great game but I don't have time to stick around. I've got a bomb to drop on my audience regarding some weirdo who's been curing his addiction to suckling on teets by hijacking pacifiers straight out of babies' mouths. Catch ya'll later!"

    • @Mits_
      @Mits_ Рік тому +11

      Plot twist, Charlie was the one to steal the pacifiers and had to quickly catch a plane from Essex back to the US

  • @TheHandsomestMale
    @TheHandsomestMale Рік тому +517

    Charlie talking about his old age despite being just slightly younger than me is always a sobering experience

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman Рік тому +14

      Idk how old he is but I'm 24 and never felt better, don't trust the propaganda

    • @tams2995
      @tams2995 Рік тому +2

      29

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 Рік тому +17

      When you hit _actual_ old age, even 40 year olds can seem like kids.

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips Рік тому +7

      ​@@neo-didact9285when you hit actual real old age 50 year Olds can seem like kids

    • @nathantrujillo471
      @nathantrujillo471 5 місяців тому +2

      @@RustyNipswhen your dead living seems like kids

  • @Grease-Goblin
    @Grease-Goblin Рік тому +263

    I remember that. I had one of those toys, and my sister and I were awe-struck that it was even possible to die from a toy we got from Burger King. We tried replicating the accidents (because we were kids, and kids are fucking stupid), but we were unable to get anything close to an air-tight seal. I guess our faces were too big.
    Anyway, small children are like the MacGyvers of suicide. NEVER leave them alone with anything, because they will absolutely find a way.

    • @Jcoleot
      @Jcoleot Рік тому +62

      Bro you really said “oh they died from this? I can do better”

    • @Grease-Goblin
      @Grease-Goblin Рік тому +23

      I mean, given that I'm still here, I guess I made my point.

    • @Raccnnibal
      @Raccnnibal Рік тому +8

      ​@@JcoleotThey lost against thr babies.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Рік тому +19

      An airtight seal around your nose AND mouth with only half a Pokeball? NASA couldn't recreate that.

    • @oxitape1563
      @oxitape1563 Рік тому +12

      Your final paragraph reminds of that old multiplayer game from 2015 or so game called “Who’s Your Daddy?” where one player controls a father and the other player controls a baby who’s goal is to kill themselves in the most silly cartoonishly ridiculous way possible before the timer runs out.

  • @Garb815
    @Garb815 Рік тому +6743

    The Pokémon toy deaths were 99% the fault of the parents. You should never let children that young play with anything unsupervised.

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 Рік тому +941

      Yeah I feel like they can’t be held liable for that 4 month old especially. That was pure negligence.

    • @austinkoeppen6122
      @austinkoeppen6122 Рік тому +683

      Yep. Those toys weren't designed for anybody under 4 anyway.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred Рік тому +581

      Many parents have such baffling thought processes
      The only toys your X month old child should have are actual baby toys not kids meal toys!!

    • @Chizuru94
      @Chizuru94 Рік тому +161

      @@Hi_Just_Fred And sometimes if not all times, even then they should be supervised.

    • @macaroniflyer349
      @macaroniflyer349 Рік тому +398

      As a parent of 11 foster children, 8 of whom I’ve raised since birth, any child under the age of three should NEVER go unsupervised, especially when eating or playing…

  • @gamefann
    @gamefann Рік тому +36

    I remember the pokeball deaths, and I also remember that we as kids (at least my siblings and I) used to put the red part of the ball over our mouths and suck the air out making the seal air tight. The dip in the red part that would go around the “button” part of the white half would sit just under our noses. I do remember our grandmother seeing us do it and yelling at us to stop because she herd of the deaths on the news. Maybe because we were older?? But there was no way the ball was fitting around our mouths and noses

  • @RealZynexx
    @RealZynexx Рік тому +3155

    Charlie doesn’t know that we call pacifiers “dummies” because insulting your kids is actually how British parents raise their children. It’s like the first step in all the British guides to parenthood

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Рік тому +376

      they caall them pacifiers in the US because they're obsessed with war

    • @emmbbe2415
      @emmbbe2415 Рік тому +143

      @@AeroskliceI’m American and that was a banger 💯

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +153

      ​@@Aerosklicestops the babies from committing war crimes lmao

    • @MiloW456
      @MiloW456 Рік тому +87

      To be fair 'pacifier' is also a horrifying name. Why would you need to pacify your children?

    • @BananaMan-wc8ru
      @BananaMan-wc8ru Рік тому +244

      ​@@MiloW456because babies are loud and mean

  • @MysticMetaKnight
    @MysticMetaKnight Рік тому +503

    I totally remember when the Burger King Pokéball recall happened. We just kept ours anyway, and the pokéballs did come in different sizes. I don't blame them for freaking out, as kids also had a habit of sucking plastic cups to their faces, but those Pokémon toys (aside from the pokéballs) were small and should have been nowhere near children under 3 years old to begin with.

    • @mocha6w68
      @mocha6w68 Рік тому +18

      I missed old kids meal toys.
      1 time McDonald's had reversible evolution plushie i wanted but couldnt ask my parent to buy for me....

    • @trinitylivingston1286
      @trinitylivingston1286 Рік тому +3

      Yea, true.

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 Рік тому +27

      My suspicion is that kids that young don't have a good understanding on how to get out of situations. They might just be thinking about playing with the plastic covering their mouths when they suddenly think "need air, breathe" which ends up obstructing. Because they don't know about relaxing / exhaling to releive the pressure, they just try and brute-force by sucking harder and harder.

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Рік тому +7

      @@Fay7666 Yeah the problem-solving just isn't in that young noggin sadly.

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella Рік тому +4

      I also remember it. My friends and I had a discussion in school about the recall - none of us got rid our ours, either. We were pretty miffed at the time, as IIRC the toys were pretty clearly marked for at least ages 3+ if not older. Some of us had been really excited to see them released, and we were pretty mad about them being snatched off the market because someone didn't pay attention to age ratings. It doesn't change the fact that some innocent infants/toddlers suffered or died, though. That's still terrible.
      Went through a similar situation a few years earlier, when Wonder Balls were recalled for technically containing a non-edible item completely encased in the edible chocolate shell (the middle had a plastic sphere with a surprise toy). I think there are still Wonderballs in the USA now, but they have candy pieces inside instead.

  • @christop3
    @christop3 Рік тому +129

    Charlies hair having a "messy" part is driving me nuts as someone with equally long hair. I HATE when my hair does that, the fact he can get on camera and not fix it is truly something inspirational.

    • @ANYHOO0
      @ANYHOO0 Рік тому +3

      It's spiking my ocd!

    • @account7117
      @account7117 Рік тому +2

      @@ANYHOO0ok

    • @levigldofficial
      @levigldofficial Рік тому +3

      on god, it makes me feel way better about myself tbh, as someone who also has long hair that does that

  • @ashleygingerale
    @ashleygingerale Рік тому +151

    parents giving their infants fastfood toys they shouldn't have been given to their infants is so bad not to mentioned they're left unsupervised

    • @DaisyAjay
      @DaisyAjay Рік тому +14

      It might seem as if the parents were being reckless, but if they have never experienced how careful you need to be with babies: terrible mistakes can happen. In my country, midwives visit new parents houses and educate them on childproofing the premises. My friend does that job, and a lot of new parents are shocked at how many dangers there are.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +11

      ​@@DaisyAjayI'm sure there are lots of things people wouldn't realise are threats to babies (myself included), but I honestly CANNOT imagine leaving a baby unsupervised for 20 minutes. It feels like common sense to always watch your baby?
      It's like the ads about watching your kids around water bc they can drown so quickly. Like, idk why they have to make ads for something that seems like it'd be common sense

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 10 місяців тому +1

      same with the woman who let their kid get burnt by a chicken nugget, I can bet to sue mc donalds and I hope these parents didnt do this to sue but the fact they sued may answer that since my grandmother when I was a baby died because of shit staff in her old folks home, my mother and grandfather didn't bother to sue since the pain of losing her was so much, they didn't care for any money they would get and also my Mum didn't want my grandfather to go through that moment more than he had too with a lawsuit

  • @JamesStakem1
    @JamesStakem1 Рік тому +664

    He took “It’s as easy as stealing from a baby” to a whole new level 💀

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Рік тому +21

    1:07 I imagine that they're called dummies cause dumb used to mean mute, so if you stick one in your mouth you become "dumb" as in mute
    And they're called pacifiers cause they pacify the child, which still makes sense with modern definitions, unlike the word dumb which is no longer used in that context

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy 5 місяців тому +1

      Lmao so it's like a "shut up"-y

  • @Blood4TheBloodG0D
    @Blood4TheBloodG0D Рік тому +4446

    Charlie never fails to notify me on something I didn’t know I wanted to see

    • @Nimmy69420
      @Nimmy69420 Рік тому +5

      same

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому +7

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @lyricxoo
      @lyricxoo Рік тому +5

      @Susnation532u a fan

    • @Azeekal.on.Twitch
      @Azeekal.on.Twitch Рік тому +5

      Exactly

    • @IneedAooni
      @IneedAooni Рік тому

      @Susnation532no

  • @oatmeal0
    @oatmeal0 Рік тому +162

    Glad I was able to share this with you Charlie. Now you have truly gotten a glimpse at British culture.

  • @oneofthoseyoutubeusers
    @oneofthoseyoutubeusers Рік тому +11

    sometimes watching your videos feels like I walked into my weed-smoking guitar-playing older brother’s room and he’s showing me some shit he found

  • @hanswole_o6068
    @hanswole_o6068 Рік тому +2703

    Let's take a moment to appreciate Charlie making content for us after suffering such a deadly injury.

    • @mach_
      @mach_ Рік тому +61

      these bots are insane
      insano style to be exact

    • @Dogballs6969
      @Dogballs6969 Рік тому +41

      That fly coulda killed him you know!

    • @JAB6322
      @JAB6322 Рік тому +1

      Wait what happened to Charlie?

    • @leeroyjenkins3474
      @leeroyjenkins3474 Рік тому +3

      @@JAB6322pretty sure it’s some kind of inside joke

    • @Sinistar123
      @Sinistar123 Рік тому

      @@JAB6322OP is making a joke about Charlie pulling his shoulder being a life threatening injury.

  • @riaz8783
    @riaz8783 Рік тому +122

    I've been following Charlie for a decade, and I didn't once think he'd cover a story from my hometown. Truly a momentous occasion.

    • @Sosage
      @Sosage Рік тому +6

      Same innit. What are the chances the one time Charlie talks about Essex, it's to talk about a probable nonce. Probably quite high, considering it's essex lol

    • @TheGreatUnLuck
      @TheGreatUnLuck Рік тому +1

      It is weird seeing him talking about a story that not only is from the town I grew up, but actually involved my family...

  • @r011ing_thunder6
    @r011ing_thunder6 Рік тому +461

    This man had a horrible day and still made content for us.. much love

    • @Steephhnnn
      @Steephhnnn Рік тому +2

      Huh ?

    • @jvsiu
      @jvsiu Рік тому +10

      @@Steephhnnn he meant the basketball shit he's talking about in the beginning

    • @darshin95
      @darshin95 Рік тому

      BRO PLAYED LIKE SHIT@@Steephhnnn

    • @BigtimeAVERAGE
      @BigtimeAVERAGE Рік тому +1

      @@Steephhnnn it's okay to be confused

    • @Steephhnnn
      @Steephhnnn Рік тому +1

      @@jvsiu thx

  • @1nsomn14c_
    @1nsomn14c_ Рік тому +806

    It never fails to be amusing to me when Charlie acts like he’s old asf like being almost 30 means you’re bordering senile

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 Рік тому +59

      Always hurts to know you’ll never get your early 20's back

    • @GalootWrangler
      @GalootWrangler Рік тому +19

      “Welcome to the penguinz0 show, sponsored by Geritol. An’ a-one, an’ a-two, an’ a-three.”

    • @Appreciation-Community
      @Appreciation-Community Рік тому +6

      Wealthy people in this era can stay much healthier much longer if they want to. Athletes commonly travel to Mexico for new stemcell procedures and treatments.

    • @tfkdandsvkc
      @tfkdandsvkc Рік тому +23

      ​​@@thavrisco1632aging is okay there is nothing wrong with aging

    • @scatreed
      @scatreed Рік тому +14

      @@tfkdandsvkcno but it’s somewhat annoying as it progresses. I’m 41 in decent shape but it still slows you down a bit

  • @Hemoplapher
    @Hemoplapher Рік тому +56

    Something like this happened to my kid. She was playing with some stacking cups. She had one on her face. I just casually walked up and took it off her face and she made a huge gasp. Yeah, to my horror I suddenly realized she couldn't breathe.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +18

      I'm assuming you needed a clean pair of pants after that. I know I would have.

    • @NyxHunter
      @NyxHunter Рік тому

      It's cause unlike adults kids don't know that to get something vacuumed to their face off they have to EXHALE or crush it to deform the seal. Instead they'll panic as they run out of oxygen and try to breathe in. Which just increases the vacuum seal. And repeat till they passed and die.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Рік тому +6

      OH MY GOD that's scary, good on you for being there & alert with her, regardless of whether it looked like an emergency at the time - something that would have saved many young lives

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 дні тому

      I wonder if subconsciously you noticed it wasn’t right

  • @sjones1013
    @sjones1013 Рік тому +64

    In terms of the Pokémon incident: I still have some of those pokeballs and toys from getting them myself as a kid (I’m 29). Those deaths were 100% the parents fault. They were negligent and stupid, as evidenced from the fact that I never came close to having that happen to me

    • @mikesantiago14
      @mikesantiago14 10 місяців тому +9

      i think the mother who took a 20 minute shower while her 1 year old played with a small toy with no supervision was the biggest red flag of this

  • @NERZHULLICHKING972
    @NERZHULLICHKING972 Рік тому +66

    You know the video is gonna be a banger when Charlie drops in greasy and sweaty

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @I_also_like_sirens_hehe
      @I_also_like_sirens_hehe Рік тому

      ​@Susnation532I tried to report your channel

  • @TehJuiceBoks
    @TehJuiceBoks Рік тому +450

    Charlie is the global ranked No. 1 on reporting Silliness. Especially court cases and crimes.

    • @PortableMP3Player
      @PortableMP3Player Рік тому +4

      Daily dose of goofiness

    • @EarthDraco
      @EarthDraco Рік тому

      @@PortableMP3PlayerSometimes more than once a day if we’re lucky

    • @tuukka1827
      @tuukka1827 Рік тому

      Where is the rank?

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren Рік тому

      Turns out the pacifier bandit got caught when a baby hunted him down to tell him that he's not a kid, he's a dwarf. And thats not a pacifier. Its a butt plug.

  • @Bighomiehobbs
    @Bighomiehobbs Рік тому +83

    The way he tells these goofy stories everyday is why everyone tunes in.

  • @VitalTechnology_
    @VitalTechnology_ Рік тому +1236

    Hot take: There is literally no reason for a baby to have a toy like that and eat Burger King at that age. It's the parents fault imo.

    • @laisamarques
      @laisamarques Рік тому +157

      Probably that's why most toys come with an appropriate age of 3 and above.

    • @Eef-qb2jo
      @Eef-qb2jo Рік тому +125

      The 4 month old one is the worst. Who would give a four month old a plastic toy and Burger King alone? That poor child

    • @CharotMander
      @CharotMander Рік тому +79

      agreed... bad parenting is the reason..not the toys

    • @dolphin8397
      @dolphin8397 Рік тому +32

      That’s not a hot take😂

    • @tornadocohen
      @tornadocohen Рік тому +4

      @@dolphin8397 Okay. Explain why. Your take is rather cold with a lack of reasoning. You don't want anyone assuming you'd do it on purpose.
      Edit: I'd see it this way. Maybe the toy designs are more dangerous for the infant because they were designed for older kids who'd be older enough to watch Pokémon. Maybe, the company did not predict it'd fall into the hands of the infants. And it's already proven to have killed them. And yet this is how you respond with something ambiguous along with a reaction that doesn't take the scenario very seriously.

  • @Orsino579
    @Orsino579 Рік тому +72

    Charlie is the kind of guy that's "mad" and he's so chill about it

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Рік тому +6

    10:00 You can literally do that with a plastic cup. You don't need a special design.

  • @navmn
    @navmn Рік тому +42

    It always amazes me, the quality and uniqueness of the stories Charlie comes accross. He truly gives the best, informative coverage avaliable

    • @KeepTheGates
      @KeepTheGates Рік тому

      It always amazes me how hard people dick ride him in the comments section by commenting the same braindead shit like this over and over again.

    • @Nathan-lk4iu
      @Nathan-lk4iu Рік тому

      Literally a story from over 20 years ago

  • @sirlee5264
    @sirlee5264 Рік тому +10

    Netflix should make a 12 episode documentary of catching the serial manikin pisser. I’d watch it for sure.

  • @stubchuck
    @stubchuck Рік тому +31

    crazy to think that entire pokéball thing could’ve been avoided by just adding a tiny hole in the underside of the toy. i guess that’s why they do that now.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 місяців тому +4

      That's why Legos have always had the holes. Most toys include it now aswell

  • @fwbensFN
    @fwbensFN Рік тому +590

    Listening to Charlie break down a very goofy crime after demolishing his friends on the court is a top tear experience

    • @shredder5749
      @shredder5749 Рік тому +33

      Sorry to be that guys but
      Tier**

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +10

      tier

    • @i_omor.
      @i_omor. Рік тому +25

      Sorry to be that guy but
      guy*

    • @Sharpsight556
      @Sharpsight556 Рік тому +15

      @@shredder5749 He meant his tears from the experience were top

    • @KASINXVA
      @KASINXVA Рік тому +18

      @@i_omor.sorry to be that guy but
      I just wanted to be included

  • @Raiynachan
    @Raiynachan Рік тому +12

    Dude the pokeball thing makes zero sense to me why it was burger King or the toy's fault. These awful parents are leaving babies that still are at the age of using pacifiers and bottles, that they suck on vigorously, an object that had hard plastic edges (I had one as a kid, I remember) and can be stuck to their faces. Like?????? Just watch your kids. It's not that hard.

  • @austinbridges518
    @austinbridges518 Рік тому +4

    Someone going around stealing pacifiers from babies sounds like Joker's holiday when Batman is on vacation.

  • @abicrystalwing1543
    @abicrystalwing1543 Рік тому +125

    From what I've seen, nothing is wrong with the Pokeball toy. It's probably parental neglect, and also that probably could've happened with any other spherical object.
    Edit: I totally misunderstood it, I didn't realize the ball was open and they were suffocating like that. Either way, my point still stands, I don't think that's a problem with the toy. That's a problem with the parent or guardian that let it happen.

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs Рік тому +9

      Especially with that 4-month old.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +9

      Fr. I can't imagine leaving a baby alone with a new random toy, especially not for 20 minutes!
      I know her sisters were with her, but its still a long time with no adult supervision.
      My mum used to take me into the bathroom with her when I was that young, and I'd do the same if I had a baby, otherwise I'd be so stressed the whole time.

    • @CallumsArmy
      @CallumsArmy Рік тому +6

      its both actually
      toys like that these days like pokeballs have breathing holes on them so this doesn't happen

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric Рік тому +25

      "All I did was leave my literal infant alone in his crib with plastic bags, small plastic toys, shards of glass, and rat poison while I took a 45-minute shower. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?!"

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric Рік тому +16

      ​@@CallumsArmyMy nephew has one, brand new, and it doesn't have any breathing holes in it. These toys aren't meant for infants, so they don't need to be designed for infants. Parents just need to not be neglectful morons.
      It would have happened with the food or some other toy sooner or later with that kind of parenting.

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Рік тому +9

    I remember the Pokeball thing... I still have a few of them. The ball's halves are totally solid, so yeah, if your face is small enough to fit in and you breathe out and then try to breathe in with it on your face... vacuum seal. It wasn't the last time they did Pokeballs like that, but subsequent runs had little holes in the bottom so you couldn't get a seal

  • @coreynj
    @coreynj Рік тому +19

    The thing about the photo of his back while he's wearing a hoodie- it isn't impossible that someone recognized him from that. The FBI actually has a catalog of random photos of items that are taken from illegal imagery and these random images of items are posted online in hopes that someone can recognize the item in the picture and report it to the FBI to try and apprehend the person for the heinous shit they're doing, and it's actually successfully worked a handful of times!

  • @JenniferKelly6669
    @JenniferKelly6669 Рік тому +60

    I Watch youto get my mind off my pain. I have cancer and my pain level is through the roof. I am also a single mom of six year old twin boys. I have zero family. It’s just us. I can’t scream and cry in agony! So I try to focus on videos and go back to my life! So thak you! Your videos and h3 h3 are the only things keeping me going lol

  • @thsudy
    @thsudy Рік тому +6

    Charlie: “at my age”
    Meanwhile one of my neighbors is 78 and he’s still doing hard farm work. Thankfully he’s never gotten injured nor sick. Nice guy

  • @MawdyDev
    @MawdyDev Рік тому

    8:41 I used to be a nanny--I had started the job when one of the children was 10 months, and he had a mixture of some soft solids (steamed carrot chunks, dry cereal, scrambled eggs, and similar) and fruit/veggie puree.
    The puree was mostly to make sure he maintained regular bowel movements, as it was high in fiber. Constipation and diarrhea can both be really bad for babies.
    I agree that small children shouldn't be eating Burger King in the first place, but solid food isn't abnormal in itself. There's just a lot of precaution involved, mainly making sure the food is small enough that they won't choke on it and supervising just in case they break the laws of physics, as kids often do.
    Being CPR certified for pediatrics and adults opens a lot of job opportunities, but can also lead to stressors such as your Karen relative feeling entitled to free babysitting services from a college student with CPR certification.
    Wanted to have kids of my own after I moved, but that probably won't happen since one of my ovaries kinda just... burst.

  • @migitri
    @migitri Рік тому +11

    I remember the pokeball thing. Sometime during/after the promotion, I guess they had extra pokemon toys because they were giving away the toys that would go inside the pokeballs. There was a raffle where you could put your name on a form and put it into a box, and then they'd draw the winning names. My mom entered me, my older brother, my younger brother, and possibly my younger sister. My younger brother ended up winning twice, so he got two sets of pokemon toys (minus the pokeballs). My mom said that he had to share them. She also knew it would be impossible to keep me away from the toys, because I was the one who brought the Pokemon craze into our house a few years earlier after a friend told me about it. I was obsessed and I'm still a little obsessed even in my 30s.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 дні тому

      According to another comment they weren’t extras, they just stopped giving out the pokeballs

  • @Artificialraven
    @Artificialraven Рік тому +77

    I worked at burgerking (my first job) back when I was a teen and employees stealing those pokeballs as a collector item and to resell was a huge issue as well. There's a rabbit hole on that subject. Burgerking got In over their head with it and it didn't make the food better. BK sucks.

  • @deagxgermanmon6516
    @deagxgermanmon6516 Рік тому +1

    4:14 that comment “The guys not yet been caught” was so ominous 😂

  • @zenkai6908
    @zenkai6908 Рік тому +17

    Man wanted to put the rumour “like stealing candy from a baby” to the test

  • @ramoash8067
    @ramoash8067 Рік тому +19

    Charlie being flabbergasted at how young the children were and questioning why they would be eating Burger King, not considering the possibility of them having older siblings who could've left the pokeball around, was very funny. As if eating the Burger King meal was a prerequisite to playing with the toy and it couldn't have happened any other way.

    • @Raccnnibal
      @Raccnnibal Рік тому +3

      I think he's a single child like me cuz I was thinking the same, 'How does a 4 month old eat nuggets?"

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz Рік тому +1

      The four month old sure, but alot of parents give 1 year olds Burger King or McDonalds , at least where I live. I don’t know why, seems pretty unhealthy for toddlers to be eating.

  • @allanime01
    @allanime01 Рік тому +6

    I actually remember the Pokeball one. I was 8 years old during the time that those toys were out and yeah when they started handing out the Pokemon in these little bags instead of the pokeballs I asked my mom why and she flat-out explained that the pokeballs were dangerous for some kids. Then later I learned it killed a couple 😢

  • @UnsocialChimp
    @UnsocialChimp Рік тому +32

    Love your content, greatest way for me to pass the time before heading off to bed.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Nimmy69420
      @Nimmy69420 Рік тому +1

      @Susnation532 lol give him more comments, it helps the algorithm

  • @Leif776
    @Leif776 Рік тому +12

    I imagine the guy who steals pacifiers from babies is feeding them to a pacifier eating monster, but claims he uses it for himself to hide the monster from the world. That would be interesting

  • @psychotripnerdstuff
    @psychotripnerdstuff Рік тому +2

    0:40 Lol I've never seen Charlie speak in the third person like that. It's like he's critiquing himself XD

  • @Damp75
    @Damp75 Рік тому +26

    So glad to hear about your amazing basketball game, Charlie

  • @Nbrad12
    @Nbrad12 Рік тому +56

    High school may be stressful, but Charlie always makes me feel better after hearing about this weirdo. Now no matter what i do, ill never be as weird as this cartoon villain.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +14

      High school is the tutorial. Enjoy it while you can.

    • @AlyssiaCollard
      @AlyssiaCollard Рік тому +4

      Not with that attitude. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, aim for the moon, be weirder

    • @trinitylivingston1286
      @trinitylivingston1286 Рік тому +1

      Lmao

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool Рік тому +1

      Well, never say never! You have your whole life ahead of you lol jk

  • @benmcvicker7336
    @benmcvicker7336 Рік тому +17

    Charlie's misunderstanding of young toddlers eating Burger King is somehow the funniest part of this.

  • @Kenyonn
    @Kenyonn Рік тому +10

    i just remembered about a poke ball toy that i had around 8 years ago, i always wondered why there were tiny holes on each part of the ball but i guess that was a direct result of the burger king situation

  • @Mr_Fugnug
    @Mr_Fugnug Рік тому +29

    Charlie never fails to keep me updated about some of the goofiest goofs to ever be goofed.

  • @jeffle0n
    @jeffle0n Рік тому +1

    5:11 i knew about this. There was pokeballs with golden cards inside, i wasn't born yet but man did i hunt those down

  • @miguelpartida7440
    @miguelpartida7440 Рік тому +30

    if I had a nickel for every time Pokémon hospitalized children, I’d have two. Which doesn’t sound like a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

    • @SuperRedNovaDragon
      @SuperRedNovaDragon Рік тому +9

      You would have a lot more than that.
      The porygon episode. And the pokemon go thing where people were walking into oncoming traffic, and other injuries as a result of not paying attention while walking around

  • @matthewparrish
    @matthewparrish Рік тому +37

    My best guess as to why they call pacifiers “dummies” is because “dummy” can be a term for something fake, or a decoy, so crash test dummies for example. Pacifiers are meant to be like nipples for babies, so it could be a dummy nipple. That’s my best guess

    • @risheeeesh512
      @risheeeesh512 Рік тому +23

      I’m a linguist and this is one of the weird, useless facts I know. But the reason Brits call them dummies is because they make the baby stop making noise. Another word for “mute” is “dumb”. The original meaning of “dumb” is someone unable to speak. And the dummy renders the baby dumb. Hence the current word “dumbfounded” still has a similar meaning. But what you say above could well also be the case, there are many words that have multiple reasons for being what they are.

    • @thatguysteve2458
      @thatguysteve2458 Рік тому +2

      That seems to be it. Only info I could find was referencing an article in a nursing publication from 19foreverago says a doctor referred to pacifiers as "dummy teats".

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +2

      ​@@risheeeesh512that's what I assumed

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Рік тому

      ​@@risheeeesh512no, it's just a dummy tit

    • @pudgesnextturnaround3112
      @pudgesnextturnaround3112 Рік тому +2

      ​@@risheeeesh512 as a brit, i simply never know that, well the more you know!

  • @chrispito_1612
    @chrispito_1612 5 місяців тому +2

    And thats why most toys say theyre not suitable for children under 3yrs.

  • @janasafieddine
    @janasafieddine Рік тому +29

    Charlie always got something entertaining, informing, and unexpected 😭

  • @The_real_Barack_Obama
    @The_real_Barack_Obama Рік тому +18

    I have never heard anyone call them dummies, either a chew or a pacifier. But this was indeed a weird crime

    • @stillchill8872
      @stillchill8872 Рік тому +7

      lets go someone that didn't say ''Charlie never fails''

    • @The_real_Barack_Obama
      @The_real_Barack_Obama Рік тому +1

      @@fdrez I did not know that, well thank you for the info

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Рік тому +1

      ​@@fdrezwait the uk i that that was a australian thing bc they use the -ie suffix somuch

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Рік тому

      ​@@mightyx5441Australians are just british prisoners

    • @CallumsArmy
      @CallumsArmy Рік тому

      @@mightyx5441where do most australians originate from

  • @jeffphisher3801
    @jeffphisher3801 Рік тому +2

    "it's like stealing dummies from a baby, what could go wrong"

  • @Chesslover69420
    @Chesslover69420 Рік тому +46

    The fact that Charlie never fails to notify us on something we didn't know we wanted to see.

  • @Goawaypls19228
    @Goawaypls19228 Рік тому +12

    As a father myself I’m scared to go outside in fear of the binky burglar

    • @lightninggreninja4676
      @lightninggreninja4676 Рік тому +8

      Or the pacifier perpetrator

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 Рік тому

      ⁠@@lightninggreninja4676there are so many synonyms for thief beginning with p and yet you went for a word that doesn’t even work. I’m very disappointed in you lightninggreninja4676

    • @lightninggreninja4676
      @lightninggreninja4676 Рік тому +1

      ​@@cerdic6305Hold up how does Perpetrator not work? I mean, the man was stealing and from babies no less and stealing is illegal, right?

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 Рік тому

      @@lightninggreninja4676 yes, but that’s not how the word is used. If someone’s a jewel thief they aren’t a “jewel perpetrator” they’re just a perpetrator or a perpetrator of a jewel theft

  • @significantlystrangeboi9929
    @significantlystrangeboi9929 Рік тому +1

    4:22 for a second I thought he said Pee-ta-page 😂😂😂😂 One very interesting way of describing a rampage on mannikins!

  • @newvagabond1375
    @newvagabond1375 Рік тому +96

    Charlie is like that cool uncle you see in family parties and tells the most batshit stories

  • @spiky_dude
    @spiky_dude Рік тому +6

    the pokemon toys are mostly the parents fault. those toys weren't designed with babies in mind. babies aren't even supposed to be eating fast food, when they make their transition to real food it should be stuff like cheerios and yogurt

  • @mrweirdo1548
    @mrweirdo1548 6 місяців тому +2

    On the pokeball incident mentioned later in the video: Imagine the mother’s despair when she found her daughter dead…..the father’s panic before he managed to pry it off of his daughter’s face just in time….jesus Christ man

  • @KalEmberTTV
    @KalEmberTTV Рік тому +20

    it’s obvious the toy wasn’t the problem, it’s always the parents fault.

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Рік тому +1

      the toy _did_ have a serious design flaw, to be fair; that’s why similar products have a little hole poked in the bottom (to prevent proper suction from forming). i’ve also always just assumed that the babies got their hands on the pokéballs from an older sibling or something, in which case i don’t think it’s fair to put it all on the parents.
      but, obviously, no one can really know for sure how all this happened. babies are strange little creatures who i do not claim to understand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Samur_high
    @Samur_high Рік тому +8

    The best of the "random goofiness" i never expected to see. Charlie never disappoints

  • @paulr4279
    @paulr4279 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for keeping me up to date on my local news! Harlow,Essex uk. 😅

  • @bluericeandgroundbeef
    @bluericeandgroundbeef Рік тому +7

    out of all the ways to ruin your life, stealing a pacifier from a baby and sucking on it is probably the weirdest way to go

  • @thebigjuicethesip
    @thebigjuicethesip Рік тому +9

    The weirdest crime I've seen was Charlie having a actual thumbnail for a video

  • @Marept999
    @Marept999 Рік тому +1

    I like this new style where Charlie acts like I'm talking to him and it's not just him talking to me.

  • @LizzyGiggles
    @LizzyGiggles Рік тому +15

    This cheered me up. I love the goofy side to Charlie. 😂

  • @Adam-gh3bi
    @Adam-gh3bi Рік тому +6

    He really took the pacifiers for pleasure lol

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 Рік тому +2

    He's going to get made fun of in prison if he's told what he's arrested for.

  • @ZSpektre
    @ZSpektre Рік тому +453

    Charlie never fails to spread my cheeks. I love hearing about basketball

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @scowbadowstone776
      @scowbadowstone776 Рік тому +5

      💀😭🤨🔫😱🤔😳😂

    • @scowbadowstone776
      @scowbadowstone776 Рік тому +1

      @@quartdudestfu😭😭😭

    • @P.A.L.09
      @P.A.L.09 Рік тому +50

      I feel bad for you getting bots in your replies man

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 Рік тому +36

      you never fail to make an NPC comment as early as possible to get as many likes as you can

  • @UpTheMightyPool
    @UpTheMightyPool Рік тому +4

    These are the most goofiest crimes of all time

  • @kiramariehurst
    @kiramariehurst Рік тому +1

    The half Pokéball incident does make sense to me; she was 13 months old so if you can imagine at that age babies are teething and they instinctively bring toys to their mouths, like you can understand how it made an airtight seal. Its horrifying and does sound like an absolute freak accident.

  • @Suncrusher
    @Suncrusher Рік тому +9

    Bless Charlie for his effort. Get that shoulder some ice 😂

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007
    @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 Рік тому +3

    This LEGIT sounds like a comedy film’s story 😂

  • @willvrtist
    @willvrtist Рік тому

    3:01 that would've been a perfect opportunity to call him "a dummie"

  • @Elloth
    @Elloth Рік тому +4

    Ngl this crime sounds like a Yakuza sidequest

  • @jameslol6743
    @jameslol6743 Рік тому +272

    Charlie never disappoints to make my day even worse

  • @GooseAndCapybara
    @GooseAndCapybara Рік тому +1

    As someone who lives in the UK I am not surprised this happened in Essex.

  • @Bigfoot_GT
    @Bigfoot_GT Рік тому +13

    Charlie never fails to surprise us with silly surprises

  • @ghostface0927
    @ghostface0927 Рік тому +50

    I don’t think Burger King and the toy manufacturers are totally at fault. The parents should also take some responsibility. Why would they leave there child unattended for that long. Sure it was obviously a design flaw but it could have been prevented if the parent paid attention to their children. It’s a tragedy none the less though

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Рік тому +4

      a 4 months old can't eat solid food anyways, so whyyyyy would they get the menu from burger king ?? Also a 4 months old doesn't care about pokemon at all, any adult in front of that kid would know throwing fries at it wouldn't work, I am surprised that child even managed to reach 4 months.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому

      ​@@Aerosklicemaybe they were getting bk for their other kids? Or they bought themselves a kids meal and gave the kid the toy?? Irdk wtf

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Рік тому

      @@gooodmorning4526 it doesn't make sense to give the toy of a child to a literal baby I really don't get these parents

  • @serenanoelle1994
    @serenanoelle1994 Рік тому +2

    10:14 Why was a pokeball even doing in 4 months old crib in the first place?

  • @jack-a-lopium
    @jack-a-lopium Рік тому +3

    There's been a spate of VERY WEIRD EVENTS in the UK, I suspect it's because of the weird economic situation we put ourselves in back in 2016.
    The weirdest thing I've heard is a guy who drove into a gas-station forecourt, got out of his car, wrapped a huge metal chain around his neck and a security bollard, got back into his car and drove off... leading to his head being popped off his neck like a golf ball off a tee.
    It was a deliberate act of s-word, but frigging weird, that's for sure.

  • @hannahbanana7723
    @hannahbanana7723 Рік тому +16

    Charlie never failing with the obscure pop culture reference of Osmosis Jones. Thank you for the nostalgia kick to the cerebellum 😂 I was needing that

  • @bunny2867
    @bunny2867 Рік тому +1

    As someone who lives in Essex I can confirm this is a very normal crime here

  • @gamingguy8929
    @gamingguy8929 Рік тому +13

    Charlie never disappoints with this kinda of goofy shit

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Рік тому

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY UA-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik Рік тому +3

      He's goofy goober (in a good way)

    • @wikitan
      @wikitan Рік тому +1

      @@HaveanOreshnik he’s a silly little goober

    • @Danie1_l
      @Danie1_l Рік тому +3

      @@HaveanOreshnik
      We’re all goofy goobers

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 Рік тому +2

      @@Danie1_l Moist goofy goobers

  • @kingleonidas2182
    @kingleonidas2182 Рік тому +9

    The pokeball thing feels… ominous af. Like why were all these parents just conveniently gone for so long? Lemme get my tinfoil hat on and ask do y’all think some of those parents might’ve just wanted to kill their baby and throw the blame at Burger King? I know we’ve all heard of parents doing worse.

  • @Micamicamico
    @Micamicamico Рік тому +1

    I'm glad this is the biggest news to leave my home area of Essex in a long time

  • @Queen-Vanny
    @Queen-Vanny Рік тому +6

    Nice indeed Charlie- and then there’s the pain
    Hope you get better lol

  • @alissacheck4194
    @alissacheck4194 Рік тому +6

    The moment the pokeball story came up, i imagined kids were putting them on their face and sucking the plastic cup, because kids do stupid stuff like that and put everything in their mouths. It was unfortunate that I was correct, but im absolutely shocked that BK took the blame, and not these parents

  • @kittycatcacher3312
    @kittycatcacher3312 Рік тому +2

    I didn't even know those Pokeballs were recalled. I still have some. 😂

  • @oJep1
    @oJep1 Рік тому +9

    Can we all agree that we could of contuied our lives not knowing this?