Tim Hawkins best jokes part 1

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  • @FireWolf583
    @FireWolf583 5 років тому +63

    Usually the sigh at the end of our laughs is us making sure we're actually done laughing. It's kinda like a test breath to see if we're gonna keep laughing or go on with our lives

    • @avaheggie5698
      @avaheggie5698 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes. I agree you with you. Its so true.

  • @l.wheels3458
    @l.wheels3458 7 років тому +220

    I would prefer him over any comedian everyday. He proves that you don't need to swear to be funny.

    • @klaidogvideos9045
      @klaidogvideos9045 6 років тому

      Logan Wheeler exactly

    • @ralphierianda
      @ralphierianda 5 років тому +6

      Jerry Seinfeld did that a long time ago. And no one said you need to swear to be funny. But don’t tell me things can’t be funnier when you swear!

    • @coffeefordays6913
      @coffeefordays6913 5 років тому +2

      Nothing is funny if there is swearing involved.

    • @tooturnttomato
      @tooturnttomato 5 років тому

      Look up Dry Bar comedy :) all non swearing

    • @liberationpocket6435
      @liberationpocket6435 5 років тому

      Idk man Bill Burr is kinda funny when he swears because it's over exaggeration

  • @kanoodles1140
    @kanoodles1140 6 років тому +118

    I want a tall, skinny, sugar-free, decaf, soy, vanilla latte. Extra hot, whipped cream, double-sleeve, no cup.

  • @slavcity406
    @slavcity406 5 років тому +44

    He needs to be an actor hands down

  • @jtenorj
    @jtenorj 5 років тому +34

    I can't be the only guy that sighs on occasion after a good laugh, can I?

  • @oliverbrumage4695
    @oliverbrumage4695 7 років тому +30

    Dude he is the best .

  • @jenealynng3495
    @jenealynng3495 5 років тому +26

    I burped at the same time he started snorting.

  • @IzzyNChrist
    @IzzyNChrist 6 років тому +44

    he's actually making me hungry with those pretend biscuits, I want some

  • @galledit7047
    @galledit7047 5 років тому +8

    I was laughing soooo hard that I started mking those noises... :)))))))

  • @Tactical_Shenanigans
    @Tactical_Shenanigans 5 років тому +15

    There’s a swine in my spirit

  • @theanimeg4mer768
    @theanimeg4mer768 5 років тому +5

    Lol Tim Hawkins is a personal favorite of mine

  • @williamhiggins4307
    @williamhiggins4307 7 років тому +35

    How has now one liked this video yet? How am I the first to like it! It was hilarious!

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 5 років тому +23

    Let it Go
    When in public: Conceal, don't feel. Don't let them know.
    When at home: Let the storm rage on.

    • @lanierae3436
      @lanierae3436 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theanimeg4mer768
      @theanimeg4mer768 5 років тому +1

      😎
      👕
      👖💨 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      👢

    • @elizabethlove3246
      @elizabethlove3246 2 роки тому +1

      XD IKR!!!!!

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj8242 6 років тому +19

    I was dieing I couldn't breathe

  • @grayson4614
    @grayson4614 6 років тому +26

    My mom gets mad at my dad for her dreams in fact in her dreams he has a girlfriend named Betty and when my mom gets up from a dream about Betty I hear high pitched scream and then I'm like well I better go check on dad he only screams like that when there was a dream about Betty

    • @midnightwarrior7888
      @midnightwarrior7888 5 років тому +1

      My sister was mad at her husband because of something he did in her dream.

  • @Leighi1
    @Leighi1 6 років тому +14

    Thank you so much for making this video. I needed this today xD

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson9717 5 років тому +3

    Go! Find your mark little pebble! 🤣

  • @PAmanof77
    @PAmanof77 4 роки тому +3

    I saw this guy in concert a few years ago, oh man he was the 💣!

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz7652 2 роки тому +1

    the hand sanitizer part is so funny

  • @shaun5078
    @shaun5078 6 років тому +6

    I like this guy.

  • @calebj.4756
    @calebj.4756 4 роки тому +1

    God bless spread his word!

  • @elizabethlove3246
    @elizabethlove3246 2 роки тому +3

    She is my flowa XD

  • @heatherbrown4632
    @heatherbrown4632 7 років тому +30

    This guy is a riot

  • @Windowseat1998..
    @Windowseat1998.. 2 місяці тому

    "If she survives, we will be wed." 😂😂😂😂

  • @geomondiale1768
    @geomondiale1768 5 років тому +13

    He's channeling Robin Williams

  • @Vickiecole420
    @Vickiecole420 6 місяців тому +1

    He would definitely be looking at me if i was there. I can wheeze and laugh with no sound. You know the one where you're laughing so hard you can't breathe and your face is the only thing laughing. People just give me this look like should we call an ambulance?

  • @BillieJoYouree
    @BillieJoYouree 3 місяці тому

    That first laugh sounds just like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanwilson3175
    @nathanwilson3175 5 років тому

    He made that garbage disposal noise and I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @sernertdog102
    @sernertdog102 6 років тому +3

    Tim is so funny that me and my uncalled

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj8242 5 років тому +14

    They make you wanna slap your mama. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ruthrichardson9717
      @ruthrichardson9717 5 років тому +2

      But the pancakes make me wanna hit yo daddy with a baseball bat! 😆

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music24 6 років тому +6

    oh the sigh yes i have done many of those

  • @Bammsaidthelady
    @Bammsaidthelady 6 років тому +4

    haha double sleeve no cup!

  • @-BlueKitty-
    @-BlueKitty- 6 років тому +8

    Awesome. :3

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music24 6 років тому +3

    wow just wow you're just plain amazing -

  • @jondunham174
    @jondunham174 5 років тому +5

    I was been chase by a bear with his teeth and he was going to eat me and you did nothing. You were playing poker with a rabbit. That’s a thing I see you playing poker with a rabbit. Lucky a giant unicorn saved me. That’s how I was saved not by you.

  • @stewiewrightful
    @stewiewrightful 5 років тому

    Being from England i must say. Bravo on the accent!!!

  • @ramseygeorge3126
    @ramseygeorge3126 5 років тому +2

    Homicide biscuits

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah 5 років тому +2

    LMBAO! 🤣

  • @sydneybroce6131
    @sydneybroce6131 Місяць тому

    I would love to have 9:26 as a ringtone of some sort 😂

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz7652 2 роки тому

    he is hilarious!

  • @daviddeter9726
    @daviddeter9726 6 років тому +8

    No cup

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah 5 років тому

    He kinder reminds me of the fellow British comedian Lee Evans!

  • @biliussteed2102
    @biliussteed2102 2 роки тому

    By the way, “Tim, have you eaten?”
    No, I will not hear that song the same ever again.
    I agree with his name for the song.
    The giant unicorn’s name Jesus Christ.
    Who else is hearing granny when he’s saying crannie?
    I love his jokes about “The Barrel.”

  • @kiarageorge7584
    @kiarageorge7584 3 роки тому

    My husband sighs after he laughs. It’s not that high pitched tho. Lol

  • @johnhoward8526
    @johnhoward8526 5 років тому +4

    1:57

  • @jacobgorby4512
    @jacobgorby4512 5 років тому +3

    I WOULD PLAY POKER WITH A RABBIT

  • @matthewjohnson6406
    @matthewjohnson6406 4 роки тому

    You are so funny Tim 👷

  • @elilovestrainsplanesmore1101
    @elilovestrainsplanesmore1101 5 років тому +1

    😂🤣

  • @anonymoussinger9287
    @anonymoussinger9287 5 років тому +2

    7:28, 9:18, 9:25

  • @vfavela69
    @vfavela69 5 років тому +11

    pfft *trys not to laugh* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorts* crap.... i snorted again!!!!

  • @twins3422
    @twins3422 6 років тому +3

    Ugh. Watched the whole video and didn’t find it funny at all. Not even a chuckle.

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx 5 років тому +8

      And?

    • @65bu57
      @65bu57 5 років тому +7

      Robot

    • @jessietruong3911
      @jessietruong3911 5 років тому

      Kevin Christoff you’re not funny 🙄

    • @shannonmyers3847
      @shannonmyers3847 5 років тому +4

      Did you have the sound on? Maybe you just couldn't hear it cuz this guy is HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @abelj5145
      @abelj5145 4 роки тому

      You're loved

  • @wendytorrance2337
    @wendytorrance2337 5 років тому +2

    I do not like Tim Hawkins and he is not funny

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 5 років тому +5

      That’s a cool story, tell me more

    • @tohmaster3059
      @tohmaster3059 5 років тому +4

      Wendy Torrance monster

    • @iiianthraxiii2207
      @iiianthraxiii2207 5 років тому

      K

    • @florxinari8513
      @florxinari8513 5 років тому +3

      Then why did you watch this video?🤔

    • @ceelewis4761
      @ceelewis4761 5 років тому +2

      I understand not thinking he’s funny, but why don’t you like him? Lol he’s just living his life and making ppl laugh. 🤷🏽‍♀️